BS: Beware if your boy/girlfriend says.....

Subject: RE: BS: Beware if your boy/girlfriend says.....
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 01 Dec 05 - 07:53 AM

"The problem is, the older you get the harder it gets"

That's not what she told me!

Subject: RE: BS: Beware if your boy/girlfriend says.....
From: GUEST,Mingulay at work
Date: 01 Dec 05 - 08:30 AM

LOL Robin, I think that's half the problem!
Don't chew the Viagra, it only makes your tongue stick out.

Subject: RE: BS: Beware if your boy/girlfriend says.....
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 01 Dec 05 - 08:47 AM

:P

Subject: RE: BS: Beware if your boy/girlfriend says.....
From: heric
Date: 01 Dec 05 - 09:14 AM

Yeah, what Jeanie said about being "electronically tagged" all day. I was thinking the same thing as I read this entire thing. When she left a message that said "You never answer your phone. If you don't call me back within twenty minutes I'm not going out with you tomorrow," I finally realized this was proto-stalker behavior. And yes, she had been cheated on. Perhaps a lot. In a strange and twisted way, it keeps reminding you of cheating as an option, and I'll bet it's self-fulfilling.

Subject: RE: BS: Beware if your boy/girlfriend says.....
From: JennyO
Date: 01 Dec 05 - 09:27 AM

Oh yes, and being told I'm a "nice genuine person", followed by "but....." I got so sick of hearing things like that.

Come to think of it, I haven't heard them for some while now - probably because I wised up and stopped going after the "bad boys".

Subject: RE: BS: Beware if your boy/girlfriend says.....
From: heric
Date: 01 Dec 05 - 09:27 AM

Oh, here's a really bad one that gives me shivers just thinking about it: "[X] has just winked at you on match.com"

Subject: RE: BS: Beware if your boy/girlfriend says.....
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 01 Dec 05 - 09:28 AM

Hey Mingulay...is it true that giraffes knew about swallowing viagra long before we did?

Subject: RE: BS: Beware if your boy/girlfriend says.....
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 01 Dec 05 - 09:36 AM

Heric - it is indeed. I have a disabled friend who is presently living with a woman (for the second time, and for convenience rather than any emotional ties) in his house. She won't let him see any of his female friends (competition), won't let him out without knowing where he's going (in case he's having more fun without her)and whom he's with; phones regularly every 2 hours if he does get out (insecurity). She reduced her working hours to spend more time with him and even then phones him from work to check up on him. She's supposedly been to counselling for this sort of obsessive behaviour but it hasn't made a great deal of difference. The more she tries to control his life, the more he kicks against it and breaks out. Soon it will break down into the arguments again and he'll ask her to leave, again. It is a circular life, it will disintegrate again and she'll go on to the next man, treat him the same, he'll want to break out and it will go on to fulfill itself.

So beware if the boy/girlfriend says 'I don't like it when you talk to XXXX' if XXXX is of the opposite sex.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Beware if your boy/girlfriend says.....
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 01 Dec 05 - 09:36 AM

When the original guinea pig testing on humans was done with Viagra...ten construction workers took it over a period and ten lawyers.......the construction workers talked of a fantastic new dimension to their sex life but the lawyers complained that they had to buy new clothes as they had all grown taller!