BS: Wanker's Register

Subject: RE: BS: Wanker's Register
From: TheBigPinkLad
Date: 22 Dec 05 - 02:03 PM

Is it what you're awarded for the pithiest reply to a thread, George? ;o)

Subject: RE: BS: Wanker's Register
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 22 Dec 05 - 02:02 PM

Malakia
G ☺ ☺

Subject: RE: BS: Wanker's Register
From: George Papavgeris
Date: 22 Dec 05 - 01:35 PM

Should have been "apostrophe" - apostrophy means something totally different!

Subject: RE: BS: Wanker's Register
From: George Papavgeris
Date: 22 Dec 05 - 01:34 PM

"Rogers hand" needs no apostrophy if it is meant as a verb...

Subject: RE: BS: Wanker's Register
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 22 Dec 05 - 12:49 PM

This should be next to the 'Hand made gifts' thread!
G ☺☺

Subject: RE: BS: Wanker's Register
From: TheBigPinkLad
Date: 22 Dec 05 - 12:44 PM

Speaking of which ... does this require an apostrophe? Rogers Hand

Subject: RE: BS: Wanker's Register
From: Oaklet
Date: 22 Dec 05 - 12:40 PM

You'll never find me in a menage a un. Unless you look really hard. So there. Great thread, Roger.

Subject: RE: BS: Wanker's Register
From: Bill D
Date: 22 Dec 05 - 12:38 PM

" the act of maturbation "...is that different from juvenilebation we used to attempt as kids? ☺

Subject: RE: BS: Wanker's Register
From: TheBigPinkLad
Date: 22 Dec 05 - 12:38 PM

Giok, you need to check the 'migraine relief' register. ;o)

Subject: RE: BS: Wanker's Register
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 22 Dec 05 - 12:34 PM

All male respondants so far apparently. Of course I forgot, only men go to DIY stores.
NOT

Giok

Subject: RE: BS: Wanker's Register
From: TheBigPinkLad
Date: 22 Dec 05 - 12:21 PM

Yah, you'll get confused if you overdo it, wld (so I'm told)

Subject: RE: BS: Wanker's Register
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 22 Dec 05 - 12:16 PM

we have a confusion of terms here. the act of maturbation doesn't make a complete wanker.......

Subject: RE: BS: Wanker's Register
From: David C. Carter
Date: 22 Dec 05 - 12:05 PM

Just found I'd suddenly become a "Guest",I posted at 11:09 AM.Forgot me glasses.

Subject: RE: BS: Wanker's Register
From: Bill D
Date: 22 Dec 05 - 12:01 PM

yep.."solo in a bar" might just be the next big debate! ☺

Subject: RE: BS: Wanker's Register
From: mooman
Date: 22 Dec 05 - 11:54 AM

Now that "two in a bar" is banned that may be a possibility Bill.

Peace

moo

Subject: RE: BS: Wanker's Register
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 22 Dec 05 - 11:53 AM

This subject is a little too sticky for me.

Subject: RE: BS: Wanker's Register
From: Bill D
Date: 22 Dec 05 - 11:47 AM

"Sex is like playing cards...if you've got a good hand, you don't need a partner"

...but I can't see the need for registration.......oh, wait! Perhaps Shambles wants suggestions on technique! big>☻

(I'll bet if they ban it in pubs, he'll have a campaign going in favor...*grin*)

Subject: RE: BS: Wanker's Register
From: GUEST,Mingulay at work
Date: 22 Dec 05 - 11:45 AM

Names that appear on neither register can be found in the obituary column. One should never lie about RSI, it can be fatal!

Subject: RE: BS: Wanker's Register
From: TheBigPinkLad
Date: 22 Dec 05 - 11:23 AM

Names that don't appear on this register can be found on the liar's register next door.

Subject: RE: BS: Wanker's Register
From: GUEST
Date: 22 Dec 05 - 11:09 AM

"Rabbit fur mittens",don't palm me off with those.Does it make you go blinde,if so,can I do it till I need glasses?

Subject: RE: BS: Wanker's Register
From: George Papavgeris
Date: 22 Dec 05 - 05:38 AM

I remember that a schoolmate had a sock fetish. We didn't know until one day, I guess we would have been 14 or something like that, a bunch of us were talking idly and the subject of masturbation came up. Someone cracked the usual joke, "sex is good, but it doesn't beat wanking", and this friend pipes up "yes, with a nice sock to put on your hand!".

You could have heard a pin drop.

Subject: RE: BS: Wanker's Register
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 22 Dec 05 - 05:30 AM

It's best performed whilst wearing rabbit fur mittens.

Subject: RE: BS: Wanker's Register
From: George Papavgeris
Date: 22 Dec 05 - 05:13 AM

Now, now, unfair and probably even untrue, GUEST,Unquotable. Roger offers a confession (rare event in itself) and you put him down for it!

Though the concept of inhaling during the act is giving me some nightmarish images...

I, of course, was always pure in thought and deed, and never abused myself, never made love to the widow with the five sons (any Greek-speakers will appreciate that this is a pun), never fought the one-eyed monster....Not.

Subject: RE: BS: Wanker's Register
From: GUEST,Unquotable
Date: 22 Dec 05 - 04:44 AM

Probably Roger's only friend.

Subject: RE: BS: Wanker's Register
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 22 Dec 05 - 04:34 AM

It's only having sex with your best friend.

eric

Subject: RE: BS: Wanker's Register
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 22 Dec 05 - 02:56 AM

in fact why wait for confession, why not denouce publicly and hand out summary justice......

George Bush!

Subject: BS: Wanker's Register
From: The Shambles
Date: 22 Dec 05 - 02:15 AM

I see we have a Lurker's Register so why not a Wanker's Register for self-confessed wankers?

I think that may have 'bashed the Bishop' myself once when I was younger - but I did not inhale.................