Fun With Mangled Lyrics

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Windsinger
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 12:22 PM

Before a long time, when the mass was green gave him

JennyO, I think I just heard Shel Silverstein sit up in his grave and applaud. :) But then, he was always a bit of a sicko. He'd have LOVED this game.

Wow. 100 posts and climbing.

To quote the Talking Heads..."my God, what have I done?"

Slán,

~Fionn

www.geocities.com/children_of_lir

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: fat B****rd
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 02:43 PM

I've only got the patience to do first lines.

"Gluckliches gesprach of the leisures of behaviour inferieurs glucklichen"
"I am mols and myself live in a drilling"
"Well ecrire I this letter, which to go, it zu my room DJ to send"

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Windsinger
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 03:01 PM

It had to be done...

---------------------------------

Into rising in my Cadillac
That with my surprise.
Small Nash Rambler to follow me –
Approximate third my dimension.
Wanted to lead in top Halteseilmust' ve me,
While it held its horn on Tooting.
(Clay of signal! Clay of signal!)
I show him that Cadillac
Is not a car to be scorned.
(Clay of signal! Clay of signal!)

CHO:

Clay of signal!
(Clay of signal! Clay of signal!)
Clay of signal!
(Clay of signal! Clay of signal!)
Its horn went the clay of clay signal
(Clay of signal! Clay of signal!)


I pressed on more slowly my foot with the floor,
To give the shock to the cord.
But small Nash Rambler to remain after right;
It still had on its brake.
It must have thought that its car had more Eingeweide,
While it held its horn on Tooting.
(Clay of signal! Clay of signal!)
I show him that Cadillac
is not a car to be scorned.
(Clay of signal! Clay of signal!)

My car entered normally the control of the pinion
And us moved away with the gust.
We made ninety soon on the left –
Must' ve him in dust.
When I spaehte in the mirror of my car,
I could not believe in my eyes: *
Small Nash Rambler according to right –
I to think, who cord to fly to be able....

We more quickly make now hundred and 10 –
This one were without any doubt a race.
So that Rambler would be a ray of transport
A great dishonour leads.
Wanted to lead in top Halteseilmust' ve me,
While it held its horn on Tooting.
(Clay of signal! Clay of signal!)
I show him that Cadillac
Is not a car to be scorned.
(Clay of signal! Clay of signal!)

We the most quickly make now as quickly hundred and to twenty -,
As me to go could.
Rambler drew along the side from me,
As if we went slowly.
The vehicles its window rolled downwards
And shouted that I,
"Hey, friend hear thus how I can this car
Of the second pinion herausbekommen?!"
(Clay of signal! Clay of signal! Clay of signal! Clay of signal! Clay of signal! Clay of signal!)

Slán,

~Fionn

www.geocities.com/children_of_lir

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: GUEST,Ranger Steve at work
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 03:25 PM

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: GUEST,Ranger Steve at work
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 03:27 PM

How do I type in all the German pronunciation marks (umlauts and such)? Some of the words won't translate from German to French without them.

Thanks, Steve

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Bert
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 04:09 PM

Cut and paste.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Scoville
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 04:33 PM

Clay of signal! Clay of signal! Clay of signal!

*sputter* I just inhaled chicken soup.




My God, you would think they would have better translators than these in this day and age, even for free on Google.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Windsinger
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 04:54 PM

*sputter* I just inhaled chicken soup.

I KNOW! :D When Google spat that out, it was all I could do to keep from turning purple from stifling laughter. My coworkers must have thought I was having an aneurism.

How the hell did they get that out of "beep beep"?

Slán,

~Fionn

www.geocities.com/children_of_lir

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: RangerSteve
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 05:51 PM

Of Flintstones, meet Flintstones, them are family of the modern stone ages. City of the basic rock, they are a right on side of a history. downwards leave us with the family the road, by which courtesy of Freds two feet to go up. If you are with Flintstones, you have Yabba Dabba time determine Dabba it that time determines, you have an old homosexual time.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 06:04 PM

I think I've blown a fuse... ROFLMAO!

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: RangerSteve
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 07:13 PM

to give to once an Indian a girl, a shy person small Prairiemaedchen, they to sing a situation, Liebesong, homosexual, while the level it far the day to remain. * they to like a fat Warrior, this small shy person old girl, however fatty and homosexual Ritt it far, for fighting. The moon seems now luminous on the red wing wenigem. Sighing Brisen, the night rolls up to cry. And far under stars its courageous, sleeps during the red wing which cries far its heart. It paid attention for him day and night. It held all the luminous campfires. While under the sky it and the dream would be the night on its coming, gradually. But, like which good to decrease, yearned the heart of the red wing. * for very far falling its homosexual courageous Warrior in using it place.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 07:39 PM

Please Stop!


ROFL!

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Cluin
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 10:23 PM

Sat back and they hear a history,
a history of simply towards the line fateful
the voyage which began this tropical barrier,
to the panel of this small ship.

The collaborator powerful a segelnder man,
to prepare it, courageous and sure.
five passengers adjusted veils, day,
for a route of term of payment three,
a route of term of payment three.

Time to receive started rough,
the small ship tossed.
If for the courage of the crew without fear
it is not Minnow which was lost.
Minnow would become.

The ship which is on bank of this
one aground, uncharted Oedlandinsel
with of Gilligan,
the device to jump too.
Millionaire and its wife,
a star of cinema,
the professor and Mary Ann,
here on the Gilligans island.

Thus, this one is the history of our Castaways,
it is here during a long length time.
They must form that better of the things,
are to him a rise increasing.

The first collaborator and his device to jump
make also their very the best,
to agreeably form the other
in their tropical nest of island.

Not a telephone, aucunes lights, no car,
a particular luxury
as of Robinson Crusoe
is original, as can be to him.

To then connect to us you us here each week,
my friend, they sure, a smile,
von seven angeschwemmten Castaways
on Gilligans island to receive here!

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Cluin
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 10:26 PM

You'll have a gay old time = you have an old homosexual time.

Skipper = a device to jump


ROFL

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Scoville
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 10:36 PM

This is just English to German and back but I think that was enough:

Well I saw the Sachecomin ' from the sky,
which it had the one long horn, a large eye out.
I began to shakin ' and I said that "ooh eee,",
which looks it like a magenta-red Leuteesser to me.

It was one eyed, in gehoernt, magenta-red Leuteesser flyin '.
(one eyed, flyin ' magenta-red Leuteesser in gehoernt)
one eyed in hearing width unit A, safe of view seaweeds flyin ' pupleleuteessers to me (an eye?)

Wells came he down with earth to cover and did not light up in
mentioned Mr. Purple People Eater of the tree I eats me not,
whom I heard him to say in a voice thus gruff
I you not cuz would eat you are, thus durable

were it a magenta-red Leuteesser one eyed,
in gehoernten flyin ', that, in hearing width unit flyin
' the magenta-red Leuteesser one eyed is,
that, which in gehoernten safe view magenta-red people Essers flyin ' one eyed is, those to me is strange (a horn?)

I said to Mr. Purple People Eater, what your line is,
which it said that it is magenta-red people eatin ' and is surely fine it,
but that is not the reason that I came, me to land
would like a job in rock received and role volume

well my soul, rock and role of segnen and magenta-red Leuteesser to fly.
Pidgeon pidgeon toed, undergrowed, the Leuteessers flyin safe views ' of the magenta-red people Essers the Flyin
(we carry short short-circuits), magenta-red ',
which are strange to me.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Cluin
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 10:39 PM

Here, the history
of an exciting lady is,
the three girls very exciting
who had all the golden hair,
like her mother took.
the younger ƒÄ +dˆeëèl, in the undulations.

Here, the history
of a man who is destined for of Brady
who with three boys of his itself lived, is.
They were all four men
and together lived,
but they were completely only

At the one day, when the lady met these vehicles.
And they knew that it was much more than hunch
that this group must form in one way or another a family
which is the manner she all, became the Brady package.

The Brady package,
the Brady package.
That is the manner which became it it Brady package

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Cluin
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 10:47 PM

Just a chorus, this time:



You bummeln far, you bastard, you bummeln far (YOU ARSCHLOCH!)
You bummeln far, you bastard, you bummeln far (YOU ARSCHLOCH!)
They are as a herd of the bloody pigs that right waste does not receive
any more aiming to leave to gutter however you thus this evening
You bastard, bummeln far!

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Scoville
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 10:51 PM

I to wish, that I a weiner Mayer Oscar.
It is that I wish really sound.
and if I a weiner Mayer Oscar,
each in the love with me.


It worked better in Chinese and back:

I wish me am Oscar Mayer weiner.
What is that I truly if.
And if I is Oscar Mayer weiner,
everybody is in the love with me.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Cluin
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 11:06 PM

to receive moms squeezebox
whom it carry on her box,
if the dad does not receive at the house
him of remainder never comes

because it plays all the products of music
and night of the moms who
one receives squeezebox,
the dad never sleeps the night

the kids do not eat well
and the dog can sleep not there
are not to escape from the music
in the race to swear whole

because it plays all the products of music
and night of the moms who
one receives squeezebox,
the dad never sleeps the night

it disappears internal and outwardly and internal and outwardly and internal and outwardly and internal and outwardly

because it plays all the products of music
and night of the moms who
one receives squeezebox,
the dad never sleeps the night

suits me compresses it
relates to and compresses me
concerns and neckt me, such as you are
me thus in the love with you
Moms who squeezeboxvati does not sleep
one receives, the night never

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Cluin
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 11:40 PM

Well, you knew this one was coming:



O the year was seventeen seventy eights,
(as I wish it that I come now in the Sherbrooke)
letter A marks of the king containers
scummiest would be who me actually saw

   It all, I was declared with of Gottfluch
   which we would cross the seas for the American gold
   that we did not ruin any rifles of them,
   of tears me a defective man
   on the Halifax-unloading dock are now,
   the last of Privateers Barretts abfeuern would become

O Elcid Barrett to cry the city,
(like I to wish it, that I in Sherbrooke)
maintaining twenty courageous man, any fisherman,
who for it it crew the Antelope to form

   (chorus)

Antilopensloop was sickening a sight,
(as I wish it that I would be in Sherbrooke, now)
which became it a list the barrier and with veils in the rags
and to cook you in Ueberlaufn-Sammelschale and points varies

   (chorus)

On the anniversary we place ourselves now of the king at the sea,
(as I wish it that I would be in Sherbrooke)
which hanging ninety days to us one were with the Montego bay
which pumps completely like the insane ones

   (chorus)

amndt ninety sixth segelten day us still,
(like I to wish it, that I in Sherbrooke now)
when bloody a large Yankee in sight
with our breaking furnace-pounders to raise, us to form, to fight to have

   (chorus)

It puts slightly downwards with gold,
(as I wish it that I would be in Sherbrooke maintaining)
the Yankee which loose in the stays it was extended and grassement,
but verfangen it it Antelope two days whole lasted

   (chorus)

then detailed us two cable far,
(like I wishing it, that I in Sherbrooke maintaining)
our to break furnace-pounders, which terrible DIN
however to form, with a fat swell, the furnace us inside

   (chorus)

The Antelope agitated and threw on its side,
(as I wish it that I would be now in Sherbrooke)
of Barrett smashed like an egg dish
and transports far Haupt-LKW the two my legs

   (chorus)

It is now me puts here now in my twenty-third the year,
(as I wish it that I would be in Sherbrooke)
this is been six years, since we me-mêm' formed far
yesterday segelten and right Halifax

   He everything I with God curse was explained
   that we are the seas now for the American gold
   that we did not ruin fire steel of them
   the tears I would cross,
   only an incorrect man on dedéchargementdock
   the end of Privateers Barretts will fire


(the last chorus was a retranslation in reverse, just for variety)


Whew! That was as exhausting as singing the damn song. But, as I always say, at least it's done and behind me now.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: JennyO
Date: 18 Feb 06 - 02:40 AM

You all owe me a new keyboard!!!

I DO like my Shel Silverstein. Here's a bit more:

CH is eaten by a Boa constrictor, a Boa constrictor, a Boa constrictor.
I am eaten by a Boa constrictor, and I do not want it a bit.

Of Whadaya know, it is nibblin ' my toe. OH- gee, it is to my knee.
OH- violin, it is until my medium. OH- tail, it is until my approach.
Feared OH-, is him a millimetre of millimetre of millimetre of millimetre...

(this is how they translated mm-mm-mm-mm, and I dunno how Clinton Hammond got into it :-))

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 18 Feb 06 - 07:01 AM

Just went thru Chinese - it seems to do a considerable amount of mangling just by itself.


We seek Sloop John A; We all day seek it;
We roam the circle Nassau town, the A person in the wharf,
here thinks its wasn't;
Our didn't discovers it, then goes home with us.   

Where John A in may be? Possible marine A' s;
We look as soon as favor the circle, then we go home.
Then we go home, we must go home.
Our didn't discovers it and we then go home.

The first partner is not there, he possibly is elsewhere;
Possible he is on the ship Sloop John A;
Regardless of where he is, our didn't meets him because of our didn't discovers it, then goes home with us.   

Where John A in may be? Possible marine A's;
We look as soon as favor the circle,
then we go home, we then go home, we must go home.
Our didn't discovers it, then goes home with us.

The day right and wrong event, it seemed A has;
Then they tell us that there's tells in addition B.
B is good; I arrange my heart to establish in A;
Our didn't discovers it, then goes home with us.

Where John A in may be? Possible marine A' s;
We look as soon as favor the circle,
we go home we then go home, we must go home.
I want to go home.
Our didn't discovers it, then goes home with us.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: JennyO
Date: 18 Feb 06 - 10:03 AM

Now for a little Tom Lehrer - going to Korean and back again:


In lower part your knee raise first at all in your rosary glass beads bow and in company one respect to get your head u ten:00 bedspread that time knees bend and u ten:00 bedspread and the knee bend and and ten:00 bedspread and the knee u bend

When you it the KyrieElieson of that oneself of all something to say do clearly in the Pontiff and you want do the most big what kind of phase

Inside that prXX Uss ion egg inside the line the writing in you who talk the religion'll with small confession phase your sin the guy whom it gets specifically arrive in if

When it connects, compared to 468 wafers 2 in the transubstantiate glow n try beverage wine it it is safe and chew

In your abdomen the extensive Vatican rag the grudge seeing cross time Rome which it likes inside Rome Oh Mary and the Gee hemp cloth, it will be it and will be good all and ten:00 bedspreads which it will make

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: JennyO
Date: 18 Feb 06 - 10:09 AM

Now English to Chinese and back:


I will shake your hand in me dearly, I and will adopt the health according to it to my lip to bite nip the fingertip which will purify from you.

I am joyful could be complete, dear if your only here in, but I still had your hand when A precious souvenir.

You died my night to cut open its me truly not to know why I each time temporarily did kiss its me to obtain the bloodstain in mine tie

I was sorry now I have killed your our love am something fine and ' they obtain my me to shake your hand in me

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: jojofolkagogo
Date: 18 Feb 06 - 10:21 AM

Teriffic, Love It   Love It Love It !!!

from Jo-Jo
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Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: RangerSteve
Date: 18 Feb 06 - 01:20 PM

Well, I'd be ROTFLMAO, or as translated, My donkey rolls on far on the laughing soil.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: RangerSteve
Date: 18 Feb 06 - 01:31 PM

Please remove all drinks from the vicinity of the keyboard. You have been warned. I am not responsible for liquids spit on the keyboard after reading the following:                                                         Who is the head the association which one forms for you and me? Mr. I C K E there m O the United States E. Of Hey there, hallo there, Ho there, are as welcome you, as to be can. The Mickey mouse of the mouse m I C K E there m O the United States E Mickey (Donald duck) (Donald duck) made always consider to us our high flags. You entlangkommen and to sing them in our Song and to connect him to it jamboree. Mr. I C K E there m O the United States E

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: RangerSteve
Date: 18 Feb 06 - 01:36 PM

What the heck, let's finish it:

Maintaining time to say on re-examining our whole company. Mr. I C (do you see really soon you), K E y (why? because we want you) m O the United States E

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 18 Feb 06 - 02:08 PM

Loaded in high one of the mountain in the greenest state of Tennessee in the raised land of the free one in wood thus ev'ry of the tree knew kilt it to b'ar when he was only three.

Davy, Davy Crockett, king of the wild border!


ln eighteen thirteen uprose Addin ' arrows of creeks of redskin to woes of the country now, fightin of Injun ' is somethin ' that it knows thus that it pushes its rifle ' erases itself.

Davy, Davy Crockett, man whom the fear does not know!


Singin is through wood is one marchin ' throughout Makin ' above of wires ' one ' a Itchin song ' for fightin ' ' one rightin ' an error that is ringy as b'ar one twict as strong.

Davy, Davy Crockett, buccaneer of buckskin! Andy Jackson is name of our gen'ral its soldiers who to reg'lar we will put them to the shame varmints of redskin voluntary we ' domestic cause of ll ' we we start the injectors with the target of the certain-fire.

Davy, Davy Crockett, all champion of us!


Directed home of ol stops backwards the a war the place ' but the red pole age leadin ' a glad persecution Fightin ' ' one burnin ' in the rhythm of a south devil to swamps in the trace of Flowery.

Davy, Davy Crockett, Trackin ' redskins for low!

Fought only-it delivers with the war of Injun until creeks was chicoteado ' the peace was inside store ' when this was handlin ' cries risky done hisself a legend for evermore.

Davy, Davy Crockett, king of the wild border!


It gives its word ' gives it to it its hand that its friends of Injun could keep its land ' the rest of its life where fêz examination of the stand that justice was due each band of redskin.


Davy, Davy Crockett, Holdin ' his expensive promise!


Fer home, winter with its family, happy as the squirrels in ol ' gomam the tree, Bein ' the father who wanted to be, close to its boys as the pod ' the pea.


Davy, Davy Crockett, Holdin ' new its ' expensive ones!


But the ice left ' the warm winds came ' a snow of meltin ' showed that the tracks of the game ' the flowers of the spring had fulled wood with the flame ' that one all the sudden life started too much domestic.


Davy, Davy Crockett, Headin ' in the west another time!


It are through wood we we are ridin ' throughout Makin ' above ' of one singin ' of the wire a song that is ringy as to b'ar ' one twict because strong ' it knows that cause is right ' it aint frequent ' made a mistake.


Davy, Davy Crockett, man who do not know the fear?


It are through wood we we are ridin ' throughout Makin ' above of wires ' singin ' the ' song that is ringy as b'ar ' one twict because strong ' it knows that it is a cause of the right ' is frequent is not missed.


Davy, Davy Crockett, man whom the fear does not know! Lookin ' to fer that a place where air smells clean where the trees is high ' the gram is the green where the fish is fat person in a stream untouched ' teemin ' wood is dream of a hunter.

Davy, Davy Crockett, paradise of Lookin ' to fer!


Now it lost its love that its grief was bile in its heart wanted leaving all ' if it loses in the high forests but it answered preferivelmente to the call of its country.


Davy, Davy Crockett, Beginnin ' its campaign!


Needin ' its aid had not voted the curtain that had put in Davy ' cause was its type emitted until Nashville more better could find spirit of fightin of ' ' a mind of one thinkin '.


Davy, Davy Crockett, man whom the fear does not know! T


he votes were counted ' it had gained the hands bring thus that ' the legend ' had emitted to it to the city of Washin'ton with its more better tender of dress still its outside renown of growin of livin of the brown of buckskins.


Davy, Davy Crockett, Congressman De Canebrake!


It was it are to congress ' also served a Fixin period ' above of the Gover'ment ' the laws fêz examination on of Washin'ton thus that we heered say ' mended above of the crack in the freedom Bell.


Davy, Davy Crockett, Seein ' its free space of the duty! '


its jokes its speeches travelled all through the land ' fêz friends to beat the band to it that its politickin ' was its favourite type ' one all wanted to agitate its hand.


Davy, Davy Crockett, Helpin ' that its legend grows!


It knew when it said it also sounded knell of its hopes for the White House and the fame but it spoke for it are of fort thus that the books hist'ry say ' mended above of the crack in the freedom Bell.


Davy, Davy Crockett, Seein ' its free space of the duty!



When politickin comes done its ' the March occidental person had started for house only thus that its packed its gear ' trusty of the illuminated injector ' for is of grinnin ' to follow the sun.

Davy, Davy Crockett, Leadin ' the pioneer!


A Austin heard thus of Houston ' ' that to the plains that of Texas jest had that to go where the freedom one another one was fightin ' foe ' they needed it in the Alamo.

Davy, Davy Crockett, man whom the fear does not know!


Its land is the greatest ' its land is better of grassy plains to the crest that of the mountain is before us all meetin ' the Followin test ' its legend in the west.


Davy Davy Crockett, king of the wild border!

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: RangerSteve
Date: 18 Feb 06 - 02:10 PM

Some people want the time of summer, when they can schlendern approximately. Schlendernd by that green, it, no doubt is pleasant. But if give me the winter, when snow is the reason, because I found it, when snow was the reason. I continued their small pressure of the foot by snow. found his small foot the Lord in snow prints. bless this happy day, as Nelly their manner lost, because I them found, when snow was the reason.


I'm really spending too much time doing this. I'm getting jaded, however. I've probably translated and rejected about 3 dozen songs altogether.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: RangerSteve
Date: 18 Feb 06 - 02:15 PM

The above was originally recorded by Invoice Monroe and blue grass the young people.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 18 Feb 06 - 02:19 PM

They can give to each dance with guyWho you the eye, let you it you hold, do not make tightYou each smile for manWho held your hand ' neath a slat moon lightBut not to forget, whom takin ' you homeAnd, in whose arms you go to beSo darlin ' except the last dance for me


Oh, I [ OH -, which I know ] that that sparklin fineLike music ' wine, go and has it funLaugh and sings knows, [ to laugh and sing ] has, but, while we apartDon't giving your heart to anyoneAnd are, does not forget you whom takin ' you homeAnd has in its arms you to be
So darlin ' except the last dance for me


Baby go, you do not know I love you soCan't you believe it if we will touchI you goI to love you OH- left never never you as many can dance, is to be gone and onTill the night be carried goneAnd it time to goIf is, it asks, whether you go to all it you home alone CAN are, must you explain to him that no'


Cause not to forget, whom taking you of home
And has in its arms you to the be
Save last dance for me


Oh go, I the fact that that sparklin fineLike music ' wine, go and has it funLaugh and sings white, but, during we apartDon't giving your heart to anyoneAnd are whom takin ' you homeAnd in has its arms, you to be

So darlin ' except the last dance for me

So, go whom do not forget you, taking you of home
Or in has its arms you to beSo the favourite, do not go not except the last dance for me forget you,

OooohBaby not you except the last dance for me.
You will form you the promise that you store the last dance for ME-SAVE that the latter dance
The all-last danceFor I!

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 18 Feb 06 - 02:28 PM

Shotover river, gold, that diminishes he will be which per years in the form of the fact that the color I that considered. And the will by any advantage exactly feels to lady the luck of obvinyayushch, I is which I will race upwards and make an opening clean.

Good bye to the gold never 4 that found, good bye to the nuggets that somewhere abound;
For him it will dream there only that I see that they flash downwards in the dark deep subterranean.

Almost 3 years in the form of the fact that I left to my old mother for the adventure and gold by the pound. With the prospector of the small bar, she was another one, because the Otago hills were jumped.

We worked the small bar throughout Williams and 4 old dry ones of Cardrona of valleys. They prepared a good dust in the Shotover coil therefore we who directed downwards there exactly to see.

We watered and we rocked for the day after the day to make just sufficiently to obtain close;
After this, the terrible flow swept the poor small bar distant spot during 6 days stormy during July.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 18 Feb 06 - 02:36 PM

The person is the moocher here talk ' tournament Minnie now, she is the enthusiastic hootchie-cootcher, she is rough most, she is rough most and she omits,, there was a heart which to the Minnie the whale grows but. [ Shouts with answer back scat singing together is incorrect always. It does to be a thing break which comes after: ] Goodbye d U Nop d U Nop D D myum it is high,! hod U hod U ho lake -d U - Hu -d U - Hu -d U - good ho! That d U of that d U of that d U that! hod U ho lake -d U - Hu -d U - good ho! In order to kick hard the gong in circumference he won the cokie Uss and but now, she loved in the fellow Chinatown who had become Smoky distinction, her, that it had and her which goes, how in her which is visible it dropped that it disrupted. Now, her regarding the wages of Sweden there was a dream, she was the needin', he in her the position family in her which that gives the thing, the A diamond car built in the white gold wheel of the gold and the steel and he gave. Now, he even his wn lake us gives U in her and his race he rolls up, it was each meal dozen process where she eats; She counts and with the nickel ten thu there is it sits and million dollar value, in circumference them all 1000000000 times they are three Uss. The minute when it is poor, the minute when poor the minute when it is poor, it is. Taxi Calloway and 1933 December 18th from his orchestra which is recorded the hemp cloth it holds. Taxi Calloway and his orchestra from 1932-1934; Chronogical bitter fight 544. The person is the moocher here talk ' tournament Minnie now, she is the enthusiastic hootchie-cootcher, she is rough most, she is rough most and she omits,, there was a heart which to the Minnie the whale grows but. [ Shouts with answer back scat singing together is incorrect always. ] Goodbye d U Nop d U Nop D D myum it is high,! hod U hod U ho lake -d U - Hu -d U - Hu -d U - good ho! That d U of that d U of that d U that! hod U ho lake -d U - Hu -d U - good ho! She disrupted the fellow who had become Smoky distinction, he will win the cokie Uss and but she will be wrong in the Chinatown, that she had and her which goes and she dropped she loved, in order to kick hard the gong in circumference he seemed how in her. Her regarding the wages of Sweden there was a dream, she was the needin', he in her the position family in her which that gives the thing, the A diamond car built in the white gold wheel of the gold and the steel and he gave. He even his wn lake us gives U in her and his race he rolls up, it was each meal dozen process where she eats; She counts and with the nickel ten thu there is million dollar value, she sits in circumference and them all million times they are three Uss. The minute when it is poor, the minute when poor the minute when it is poor, it is




clue: Korean!

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: GUEST
Date: 18 Feb 06 - 02:40 PM

They you placed inside your,
placed outside at the right foot them at the right foot,
place inside you to them at right foot,
you agitate completely approximately and him.
They make Hokey Pokey, and you turn yourselves around.
On this, is that it is completely

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Cluin
Date: 18 Feb 06 - 02:41 PM

Oops, that last was me. Forgot to log in.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 18 Feb 06 - 02:51 PM

Does this rank in chienchien angle require in the window? Waggly tail that. Does this rank in chienchien angle require in the window? I desire the fact that chienchien this is sold.

If I do not take the California travelling, it becomes, in order to mine the pauper to only permission falls to that love and enters.
If there is a dog, it is not because it has in the chienchien newspaper thief who the good house (choir) I shines with the darkness which is there where you read has lamp torches/flares simply.

My love the skin (choir) with that chienchien, it surprises the rabbit or the kitty which you think that directly I we want, does not need in order to protect that.

I do not think that we want ƒIƒEƒ€ which you speak. I do not think that we want fishies where the plate is small.

That walking (choir) cannot take the goldfish of for the sake of

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Cluin
Date: 18 Feb 06 - 02:51 PM

And to hear zu one by one Geschichtebout come a man,
who that mountaineer Jed Poor to call,
hardly to hold its family to then draw a day,
which it on food einschoss and up ground to come
one to spout
out oil
which black tea

to cook it to it first thing, that you to know,
so old Jeds Millionaire, to say Kinfolk, move Jed
far from meaning Californy over there places it you,
oughta, therefore to charge they it truck
and they to move on
Beverly hill,
which Swimmingpool-Filmstars

Does the well have to now be known as time that on re-examining,
to from Jed and all its trunks which would like to thank it you, from the people for in you all fall pleasantly in this place are invited of return
to have heaping again to help of their hospitality

Y' all to turn over now, to hear you?

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Cluin
Date: 18 Feb 06 - 02:59 PM

The blue moon of Kentucky, maintenance on shining.
to shine you on that, which and to prove untrue to go.
The blue moon of Kentucky, maintenance on shining.
shine on that which and on the left myself went blue.

It was on Moonlightnacht,
the stars was luminous to shine.
And they whispered on height,
your love said on re-examining.

The blue moon of Kentucky, maintenance on shining.
shine on that which went and said on re-examining.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 18 Feb 06 - 03:11 PM

When first I was I came the Caledonia
And that I started the shipment in the ThreeAnd number I
I started boarding in Donald Norman's
He I had a son I could make tea
And good greater age me and mine shavers of Charlie
The of the brother you to e'er fêz see
We're that it lances conger-eels in the month of April
fAnd the slaves starving in ScatareeI had been to the Norman for a pair of the pound of brochan
A of the soap and a cake of tea
But said Norman that of this the started abundance fish of them
Till in ScatareeSo me did not exceed great its harbour
Just in the purpose for seeing spray
I watched maiden of over
She of Boulardrie seemed me as the Oueen of May

Now if I had the penalty of Pennsylvania
And if I had the paper of white
And purest if I had the ink of the true note of the love of morning
A rosy until you I write

But that I desire that I was in ocean
As deepest far of the land because I could be
Or that sailing on the love of the deepest woman of ocean
Where would not bother meI'd place my head a barrel of brandy
And I am dandy I I make the declareFor when I am drinking me I am rare thinkingHow I I can earn that new Mrs. fair

When first me was came the started shipment CaledoniaI in the Three

And number I started boarding in Donald Norman's
4He had a son could make the good tea



**********

ps Strangely, in this translation, the daughter has a sex change!!

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Cluin
Date: 18 Feb 06 - 03:12 PM

Well the bee bop lula, is not it my bee of baby bop lula,
me meant bee bop lula, it is perhaps my bee of baby bop lula,
me meant bee bop lula, it is not perhaps my headstock of baby
my headstock of baby,
my headstock of baby

It is good the girl in the red Jeans blue
who it is the queen of all Teens,
it one woman is that I know that it that is,
me likes thus

Do not tell you the bee bop lula, are my bee of baby bop lula,
me mean bee bop lula, they are perhaps my baby are bop lula,
me mean bee bop lula, they are not perhaps my headstock of baby
my headstock of baby, my headstock of baby

make us they twist when...

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 18 Feb 06 - 03:24 PM

I have come to impregnated contact of a gin,
Queen of the barroom to Memphis, she I have tried to take it upstairs for a turn.
It has had to raise it to right through cause that of its shoulder ' I cannot seem hardly in order to drink them outside of my mind.

She is the Gimme women, gimme, gimme of the tonk of honky the blueta of the tonk of the honky.

I have placed divorcee to New York City, I have had to put in on a sure kind of fight.
The mrs. then has covered it of roses, has jumped my nose and then she has jumped my mind.

She is the Gimme women, gimme, gimme of the tonk of honky the blueta of the tonk of the honky. (yeah!) S
he is the women of the tonk of the honky. Gimme, gimme, gimme the blueta of the tonk of the honky. (yeah!)
She is the women of the tonk of the honky.
Gimme, gimme, gimme the blueta of the tonk of the honky.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Cluin
Date: 18 Feb 06 - 03:32 PM

Fact of running in shuffling moving
Verruecktheit of the breath,
that all losers of time,
headlong to its death.
it to believe it in the piston to rub,
it it vapor, which on its old man
Stola Charlie that to brew the handle to break
and the train stopping not,
going no manner, slowing down.

It sees that his/her children jump far
and the stations, one with the other leading.
His wife and her best friend
in the bed and have a recreation.
It does not crawl the corridor,
on its hands and knees
for of Charlie flew to the bottom the handle
and the train which it does not stop,
outward journey manner of slowing down.

It hears the sirens howling,
attracting angels, while they fall.
And that all gaining them of time
A by the balls.
It raises the bible with of Gideons,
is not open for him to a side, one,
god says that it stole the handle
and the train, stops him going
not to slow down in manner.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 18 Feb 06 - 03:37 PM

I am born in the fire hurricane and I shout in mine mA in the rain which leads but it now am completely, in fact, he is the gas!
But it now is completely, I is the gas Jumpin flash ' cat! Gas! Gas!

Does not have the tooth to the sorceress I to grow up, has the beard to teach to me to pass my posteriora components by the leather belt right but it now is completely, in fact, he is the gas!

But it now is completely, I is the gas Jumpin flash ' cat! Gas! Gas!


They submerged to me, in order to they above have washed and are deads I tumble to me to the left side have gotten down my foot and I to see them to bleed have knit the brows to my fruncieron in bread outer covering migas cap to me by a right by mine head but it now are completely, in fact, he is the gas!

But it now is completely, I is the gas Jumpin flash ' cat! Gas! Gas! Jumpin the flash ' cat, is the gas

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 18 Feb 06 - 03:48 PM

To understand I married man are guards, is it very much busy man, tries I that it and I it everything I box, but sometimes one evening, which help I a something believes, which is weak completely alone and pheasants pulling, when I would pull rather with him.


I am not the Fasanpfluecker, am I the assistant of the Fasanpflueckers and I pull only pheasants lettuce of the late Fasanpflueckers.

I am not pulling pheasant pulling the pheasants, well, which clung I keep, although some agricultural workers him would pull pleasantly I much rather a duck, OH- find, but, to pull geese is wonderful, can I a goose with Muehelosigkeit pull, but, to pull is bare torture, because her have pheasants no fat. I am not the Fasanpfluecker, he on the tiles expired, pulled he only one pheasant and I sit here with pile.


They must pull it freshly, if they are it not unpleasantly, I knew a man in Dunstable, could a frozen pheasant pull are fresh.

They say that the village policeman has pheasant, learning sections with the Vicar from one Sunday to to pull ' twixt the first and second lessons.

I am not the Fasanpfluecker, am I the son of the Fasanpflueckers, and I pull only pheasants to the come Fasanpflueckers.

My good friend most skillful Godfreys, is really received to it the skill, it may let a pheasant pull, before he strikes the bag.

I try and lend a helping hand, I seize the feathers/springs, it am really this whole pulling pheasant up hold together us here.

I am not the Fasanpfluecker, am I the friend of the Fasanpflueckers, and I pull only pheasants as means to an end.

I married man hitting in the wood all day, with its rifles, if he could hear me heartfelt cries, then he would surely run, because I had Flaum in all I cracks and there are feathers/springs up me nose, and I am itchin ' in kitchin ' of me the main descent to me toes.


I am not the Fasanpfluecker, am I the woman of the Fasanpflueckers, and if we pull together, it is a pheasant, which pulls the life!

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Bert
Date: 18 Feb 06 - 06:11 PM

ou them boys of merry sailor men, hear now come with my history,
me are sure that you were a cause in Pity me,
me a young imbecile maudit in the barrier of Liverpool have,
there when I named the head of the sea on my first barrier.

cho: De Oh- Maggie, Maggie can have removed it him with the slave after cruel bank Van Diemans. -,
You stripped OH thus much whalers,
and proportioned, much of sailors
thus any more do not cross however to you road Peter ' round.

I remained at the house, of a voyage of Sierre Leone,
and Zweilbs-10, for one month my payment whole too were,
since I was simple Maggie May called there with my tin jingled
which me taken inside in top, by a small girl.

cho:

OH - that I do not forget the day to him, when I met initially Maggie May,
were never on a corner in the place of manufacture one, in Groessengleichkrinoline,
like Frigate of the line,
and as it saw that I was, gave a sailor me a continuation.

It gave me a saucykopfnicken and an I,
like that clod a farmer,
left coast to coast its to take me with line in the haulage rope,
and under all the normal sail, us, before the storm
and in Nesttavern that sings that we went more according

to at mornings, when I awoke, me that I was in fallow,
ran could aucunes shoes or does not find
shirt or the trousers find me,
when I asked it that where they were,
answers them "wants to say Sir,
them is downwards in pawnshop new No Lewis,

Ainsi, in the Lewis ' I could not of clothing finds,
and this ordinary girl who are far,
and the judge took the guilty police officer found to him,
to strip to him with one more homeward-bounder,
and now corner they time in bay.

* they far von from Liverpool during a one day to connect and send,
the entirety zugejubelten the young man,
while they to the bottom the bay segelte, and each boy man,
it that they to become outside to send this old man Dirne too happy bay.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 18 Feb 06 - 08:39 PM

Not difficult to figure out, this one....


* to give three man to leave aus west its fortune for to zu tentative and they serious a John promise to form, Barleycorn (2x)

Fala-Lala to die to have,
one to cause Fala-Lala Tagesfalalalalage O,
reality during one to cause day to sing Fala-Lala

to put they pflog it in three deep putting clods all the furrow on its head and they a serious John oath to form dead Barleycorn

well then to come there a shower rain, which it cloud John to fall, Barleycorn to be born again and thus surprise their good whole

to then come man with large pointed Scythes to cross it far knee to strike they its head against a stone violet and they * barbarously

to good come then from the man with great Flails length to cut it skin bone, which that bad Miller it to use, which which he he enters two stones to rub they he to turn here,

to turn they he to turn he in the bad stable and they he to use there, that that they it in a tank bunged they them will after John Barleycorn to work,

however it to live, for the history to state to us it in a brown old man jug to pour and us it to brew Ale to call

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 18 Feb 06 - 09:10 PM

ye ken John bowl with its homosexual coat so? ye ken John bowl at the break of the daily?

Do you do ye ken John bowl, if it is far far away, with its hunting dogs and its horn to

Twas the clay/tone of its horn got me in the morning from my bed and that cry of its hunting dogs have, which became me, those oftimes, which were led for holloa opinion of the bowl, which dead ones or a fox of its camp wake up in the morning ye ken this hunting dog its voice death are?

ye ken their sons of the unparalleled faith do ye ken that a fox with its last breath them all verfluchte, while it died in the morning?

Ken I John bowl and auld ruby, also Ranter and royal and the public Ausrufer, which from the counter acting force to the pursuit, from which pursuit is so applicable to the opinion from the opinion to death in the morning


and I have John bowl frequently and far O'er race by fence and the gate and the staff of low Denton of the cross-beams to the Scratchmere scar followed,


when we for the brush vied then is in the morning here to John the bowl with my heart and soul come abundance,

abundance to it a flowing dish for follow us John bowl thro fair or thro, which is against the rules, while we are waked up in the morning by its horn.



or alternatively, D'ye John Ken Peel??

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Mr Happy
Date: 18 Feb 06 - 09:30 PM

The yellow raised in Roofing tiles that I will see me, any other soldier know to nobody his, iego of the soldier only; _ has a shout thus when I he he has a permission, he loves having an opening my heart and if I he never that finds, we never is divided not more of length.


Rosebud is smoother small Roofing tiles than he always knew, he then eye to illuminate as diamonds, flash in proportion with the dew you you can have to speak their more expensive May and to mature lees pink, but they yellow Roofing tiles rose color are only girl for me.


When Grande River works, and the skies starry illuminating it go at night along the river in the reserved summer about which he will think if I that I remember, later when separated of length does, I still promised to return to him and not to go thus ampere hour to me, now I will find, because my heart is full with the together anxiety and we matured the song, that kishes as much and we wished the banjo ago of the game of the glad will, and matured the song of byvsh, and yellow the Roofing tiles rose color will be forevermore my.

Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
From: Cluin
Date: 18 Feb 06 - 09:42 PM

I read today information, OH-Junge
on a happy man who formed the degree
to know information were a rather sad
well which, I was to only laugh
to me am seen Fotographie

It roasted to him outside its entendement in a car
which it did not consider that the lights had modified
piles up people who was admitted and stared
its face became ahead considering,
nobody was however sure really, if it were house of the Lords.

I saw a film today, OH-Junge
that the English army precisely the mass of the war
has people had gained far turned,
but I was to look at only,
after the book ichgelesen I had

ichgelesen would like to hang to you...

trailed a comb my head found more
to the bottom my manner took care,
the bed outside fallen and drunk a basin,
and in top looking at, considered me that I was late.

found my layer and seized my hat,
my manner formed flat,
found in top the bus in the seconds and have a smoke,
then somebody and myself spoke

increased ahhhh narrowly...

I read today, OH-Junge
four drillings miles in Blackburn, Irish of cash of local area network
and although drillings are rather small,
they were to count information it all.
They, of drillings wievielen know now take to him, for the Albert resounded to fill.

I would become like to hang you.