Obit: GW Bush shot by Dick Cheney

Subject: Obit: GW Bush shot by Dick Cheney
From: LadyJean
Date: 01 Apr 06 - 12:38 AM

CANCUN (IBS) President George W. Bush took a break yesterday from his conference in Cancun to join his vice president Dick Cheney for a quail hunt.
Details are not clear, but it appears that, as the president was trying to pry himself loose from a giant barrel cactus, the vice president turned and hit him full force, in the chest, with both barrels.
I'm just sorry as hell," Cheney said.
Bush's last words were reported to have been "You're doing one heck of a job."
The President's will stipulated that he was to be cremated and his ashes given to a soldeir serving in Afghanistan or Iraq. "That way I'll finally be in combat."
"I told George that Dick Cheney would shoot him one day," former First lady Barbara Bush lamented.


                            APRIL FOOL!

Sorry, it's April 1 and I'm very observant.

Subject: RE: Obit: GW Bush shot by Dick Cheney
From: kendall
Date: 01 Apr 06 - 07:11 AM

LOL!

Subject: RE: Obit: GW Bush shot by Dick Cheney
From: jacqui.c
Date: 01 Apr 06 - 07:16 AM

One can live in hope.

Problem is - get rid of the shrub that way and Cheney probably gets by-passed for pres. Then we get Condie?........

Subject: RE: Obit: GW Bush shot by Dick Cheney
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 01 Apr 06 - 08:42 AM

Order of sucession- President 2, V.President 3,Speaker of the House of Representatives 4, Conde Rice 5,
can't be bothered, see here...

I know that from the West Wing!

Subject: RE: Obit: GW Bush shot by Dick Cheney
From: wysiwyg
Date: 01 Apr 06 - 09:23 AM

Well done!

~S~

Subject: RE: Obit: GW Bush shot by Dick Cheney
From: kendall
Date: 01 Apr 06 - 10:20 AM

Jacqui wouldn't know that, she's from Barcelona...

Subject: RE: Obit: GW Bush shot by Dick Cheney
From: GUEST
Date: 01 Apr 06 - 12:39 PM

Would that it were true...

Subject: RE: Obit: GW Bush shot by Dick Cheney
From: Peace
Date: 01 Apr 06 - 04:22 PM

I was worried for a sec. Don't know if it would be a step up or down. Look at who becomes President!

Subject: RE: Obit: GW Bush shot by Dick Cheney
From: Little Hawk
Date: 01 Apr 06 - 07:19 PM

At least it wouldn't be Ted Nugent.

Subject: RE: Obit: GW Bush shot by Dick Cheney
From: John O'L
Date: 01 Apr 06 - 07:27 PM

Both barrels in the chest? Bush has no vital organs there, it's just a flesh wound. He'll be back on deck in a matter of days.

Subject: RE: Obit: GW Bush shot by Dick Cheney
From: Little Hawk
Date: 01 Apr 06 - 07:28 PM

Ahem...

"The Nuge" - a viable presidential alternative?

Subject: RE: Obit: GW Bush shot by Dick Cheney
From: John O'L
Date: 01 Apr 06 - 07:43 PM

Little Hawk, can't you read? That's not Ted Nugent, it's James Brown, and following the logic of that apparent truth, this should then be 'The Nugget'.

Subject: RE: Obit: GW Bush shot by Dick Cheney
From: Peace
Date: 01 Apr 06 - 07:44 PM

"Both barrels in the chest? Bush has no vital organs there, it's just a flesh wound"

It's the head where he has nothing, IMO.

Subject: RE: Obit: GW Bush shot by Dick Cheney
From: Bobert
Date: 01 Apr 06 - 07:49 PM

I've just got a minor question here and that is what if in takin' Bush's ashes to Afganistan that someone stumbled with them and the urn that Bush's ashes were in broke and the ashes went every which way in the wind could Bush get a Purple Heart???

Okay, forget that one... Lets say they were gettin' ready, ahhhhh, spread Bush's ashes and the wind shifted and they blew over one of them poppi fields could Bush be arrested for conspiracy to traffic cocaine???

No, no, I got it... The Swift Boat Liars are gonna love this one.... So they send a decorated Marine to Afaganistan to spread Bush's ashes over the desert an' abunch of Taliban fighters show up an' one tries to shoot the Marine but the bullet hits the urn and deflects away from the Marine and Bush gets the Bronze Star.... Yeah, I like that the best... As do the Swifties...

Bobert

Subject: RE: Obit: GW Bush shot by Dick Cheney
From: Peace
Date: 01 Apr 06 - 07:51 PM

"poppi fields could Bush be arrested for conspiracy to traffic cocaine"

Unlikely, Bobert. Heroin perhaps. Different plant for cocaine.

Subject: RE: Obit: GW Bush shot by Dick Cheney
From: gnu
Date: 01 Apr 06 - 07:59 PM

Perhaps Bobert was confuzzled by, "Row on row...". Snort.

Subject: RE: Obit: GW Bush shot by Dick Cheney
From: Bobert
Date: 01 Apr 06 - 08:25 PM

Me and Marion Barry don'ty do no druzzzzzz.....

Subject: RE: Obit: GW Bush shot by Dick Cheney
From: John O'L
Date: 01 Apr 06 - 09:38 PM

As far as Bush is concerned, any dope will do.

Subject: RE: Obit: GW Bush shot by Dick Cheney
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 01 Apr 06 - 10:01 PM

If you want a truly excruciating April Fool's story, go to NPR and listen to this one.

Not to do with George Bush, but to do with rewriting the ends of operas. I dare you to listen and not wince!

SRS

Subject: RE: Obit: GW Bush shot by Dick Cheney
From: Little Hawk
Date: 01 Apr 06 - 10:47 PM

James Brown is the frikkin' photographer!

Here's another photo of the Nuge. Isn't he just what you dream your daughter will come home with? (not)

100% All-American beef

Subject: RE: Obit: GW Bush shot by Dick Cheney
From: Little Hawk
Date: 01 Apr 06 - 10:55 PM

SRS, I am suffering through all of it as I type.

(sigh)

I'm not sure how to reward you for drawing my attention to this...not sure at all.

Subject: RE: Obit: GW Bush shot by Dick Cheney
From: Little Hawk
Date: 01 Apr 06 - 10:58 PM

It's finally over. Thank God.

Subject: RE: Obit: GW Bush shot by Dick Cheney
From: Little Hawk
Date: 01 Apr 06 - 11:17 PM

Okay, Stilly, now you listen to this....

Ted Nugent talks on radio about the American Dream, Rocking, Hunting, etc.

Subject: RE: Obit: GW Bush shot by Dick Cheney
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 02 Apr 06 - 07:00 AM

I just like the way that this appeared just under 'today is a good day because.....'


Of course, now it won't.

LTS

Subject: RE: Obit: GW Bush shot by Dick Cheney
From: Ron Davies
Date: 03 Apr 06 - 06:12 AM

Well at least Cheney proved that the US is strong--and well-armed-------and will shoot anything that moves. I wonder what kind of president the Speaker will make.