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Subject: BS: To 'MY' Friends at Mudact From: Bobert Date: 17 Apr 06 - 10:48 PM Well, well, well... Seems that the joint is becoming "accomodation city" so, what the heck.... So like I gotta 17 acres of an 'ol hog farm and have set up my 1953 Spartanette trailer up back where the hog farm meets the National Forest and the rates are as followin': For Mudcat members, 2 bucks a night... For non Mudact members, 2 bucks a night... Hot showers, 50 cents... Indoor potty use, 50 cents fir #2, 10 cents fir #1.... Scare off bears: 50 cents... Play music fir ya: 3 songs for a quarter Play live songs fir ya: 3 songs fir a dollar Play live songs (in tune) fir ya: 3 songs fir, oh, say 3 bucks... Play live songs (in tune) an' you playing along: Hmmmmm? Make it a buck a piece unless, of course, you ain't in tune, theh double it... What else??? Oh, yeah... Not too much unless listenin' to Mr. Clifford spin all the local gossip: FREE.... So, ya' all book early... Bobert |
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Subject: RE: BS: To 'MY' Friends at Mudact From: catspaw49 Date: 17 Apr 06 - 10:51 PM How about a ten spot and you don't play at all? Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: To 'MY' Friends at Mudact From: Ebbie Date: 17 Apr 06 - 10:54 PM hahhaha Well,I, for one, will be happy to take him up on it. You just can't beat the potty price. |
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Subject: RE: BS: To 'MY' Friends at Mudact From: Bobert Date: 17 Apr 06 - 11:01 PM Two bucks, Spawzer, an' I throw in one #2 potty coupon fie FREE.... An' actually, Eb, Mr. Clifford has me beat all to heck an' back on the potty prices but, then again, you'll have to listen to an hour's worth of gossip fir the pleasure of one half satisfyin' 'round with his inside "one holer"... |
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Subject: RE: BS: To 'MY' Friends at Mudact From: Ron Davies Date: 17 Apr 06 - 11:01 PM You mean there's no point to being a Mudcat member? |
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Subject: RE: BS: To 'MY' Friends at Mudact From: GUEST Date: 17 Apr 06 - 11:06 PM NOPE none at all
You reap all the blame
A mudcatter - NEVER some shall be!!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: To 'MY' Friends at Mudact From: GUEST Date: 17 Apr 06 - 11:07 PM As if that isn't painfully obvious from just spending time here of late (or at least this weekend, in my case). Doubt us anons qualify as anybody's Mudcat friends, but isn't it grand that we get the same rate? Thanks Bobert! |
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Subject: RE: BS: To 'MY' Friends at Mudact From: Ron Davies Date: 17 Apr 06 - 11:09 PM That's right, Bobert--how do you expect people to join Mudcat when members don't get a discount at your establishment? |
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Subject: RE: BS: To 'MY' Friends at Mudact From: jimmyt Date: 17 Apr 06 - 11:09 PM How much do I owe you if I show up with my bass? |
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Subject: RE: BS: To 'MY' Friends at Mudact From: beardedbruce Date: 17 Apr 06 - 11:12 PM How about if I bring the (archtop) EKO and "accidently" leave it for , say, 6 months? Can I get a discount on the live ( in tune) music? |
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Subject: RE: BS: To 'MY' Friends at Mudact From: Bobert Date: 17 Apr 06 - 11:13 PM Hey, we don't discriminate here in this holler... BTW, Donnie "I'm a drunk" Pettit is on call (well kinda???) fir leadin' tours of the holler and talkin' trash about anyone who lives here... He works cheap... A six pack will get you the complete tour and a few juicy gossipy tidbits, to boot.... |
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Subject: RE: BS: To 'MY' Friends at Mudact From: Bobert Date: 17 Apr 06 - 11:20 PM Jimmyt, You show up with the bass on a weekend where I am booked then I'll throw in a couple #2's pooty coupons and maybe a hour of Donnie "I'm a drunk"... BB, Same deal, except I'll throw in the "Glenny Elshire" package which will allow you to hang out with the boyz when they slaughter one of Glenny's hogs... Hey, don't get no better than this.... Sho nuff don't... |
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Subject: RE: BS: To 'MY' Friends at Mudact From: Bill D Date: 17 Apr 06 - 11:21 PM I've You oughta grab this deal afore he come to his senses! |
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Subject: BS: To MY mc- friends From: GUEST,.gargoyle Date: 17 Apr 06 - 11:31 PM I haven't said anything to any of you about this before because I wanted to wait .... (panting breath) frogged passion monitor.
I will be handling the bookings myself. A DM, DC, DLM, DLD or GMPS can be taken for like in kind. (Keeps the tax man away - until next year when this posting thread is published.
Several of my most especial-loca are available in sites previously mapped out.....just give the mudcat-handshake to the troll below and any party from one to twenty will be granted a berth....or nine later perhaps, a birth.
Consider: Iron and Steal in Holland
An American covered bridge http://www.bennington.com/chamber/Bridges/images/openingpagebridge.jpg
The lowest - bring your own tent - but there is running water bridge. http://www.mooseyscountrygarden.com/garden-bridges/garden-bridges-no-cat.jpg
Or a bridge that will keep you up ALL NIGHT (better than Ciala/Viagra)
http://www.travel.spb.ru/img/bridges.jpg
The world is a virtual treasure trov of troll's ventures.
Sincerely,
Please Personal MC e-mail - so the MC is not flooded with personal requests....and so Max/Dick and their Uncle Sam cannot record numbers. |
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Subject: RE: BS: To 'MY' Friends at Mudact From: CarolC Date: 17 Apr 06 - 11:57 PM You didn't really mean "pooty", did you, Bobert? ...but if you did, whose "pooty" will the coupons entitle the bearer access to? |
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Subject: RE: BS: To 'MY' Friends at Mudact From: Metchosin Date: 18 Apr 06 - 01:32 AM Hell Bobert! My digs include airfare if you want. In fact when we're finished with Don up here, I will personally launch him down via BillD's trampoline. Can't guarantee the aim will be good over that distance, but the incoming is bound to scare a few bears, so you're going to owe me 50 cents. |
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Subject: RE: BS: To 'MY' Friends at Mudact From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 18 Apr 06 - 08:28 AM ... and Don will arrive barely scared too... |
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Subject: RE: BS: To 'MY' Friends at Mudact From: Bobert Date: 18 Apr 06 - 08:30 AM I'm impressed, Metch'er... Jus' be kind 'nuff to let me know when yer gonna launch the poor boy so I can pile up some straw fir the landin' and set up the foldin' chairs fir the locals who love to bet on things like when Don will land and just how far he'll miss the hay stack... Might even make a few bucks on the consessions.... |
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Subject: RE: BS: To 'MY' Friends at Mudact From: jacqui.c Date: 18 Apr 06 - 08:43 AM What's it gonna cost us if we bring our RV Bobert? I can also provide a session with the best liar in Maine (AKA K.Morse). |
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Subject: RE: BS: To 'MY' Friends at Mudact From: Rapparee Date: 18 Apr 06 - 09:05 AM Bobert, I put yer porpoisal to the Idaho Legion and they all agreed that come better weather they want to hold their annual War Games & Booze Fest at your place. They'd like to know "how much?" but want a discount 'cause they'll be air-conditioning your buildings and making you brand-new potty holes, some of 'em eight er ten feet across. And they say you won't have to even go to town for for fireworks on the Fourth -- just sit on what'll be left of your back porch and watch, but body armor is advised. They also promise to leave you a good haul for bottle and can collectors. Please advise, 'cause they're gettin' anxious to try to saddle up and ride sort of Southeasterly, assuming they can get, read, and follow a map. |
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Subject: RE: BS: To 'MY' Friends at Mudact From: Bobert Date: 18 Apr 06 - 11:57 AM First things first... Good liars are always welcome, Jacqui, and if we have the same feller in mind, he's like the guru of good liars and, heck, can hold his own back in this holler where folks also pride themselves on their abilities.... Ahhhh, Rap, I jus' don't know how to break this to ya', pal, after all we been thru but I've got an allergy to lead... I can't even use a good ol' fashion #2 lead pencil without breakin' out with the itchies... Know what I mean???... Sorry, as much fun as I'm sure it would be, I'm gonna have to take a pass... |
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Subject: RE: BS: To 'MY' Friends at Mudact From: Rapparee Date: 18 Apr 06 - 11:11 PM That's okay, Bobert, because pencils don't have lead in 'em, just graphite. And the Idaho Legion isn't allowed real bullets anyway; they mostly use those flourescent green Nerf things. Nobody's gotten hurt yet, except "Nose" Pickens, who didn't notice one floatin' in his beer and danged near choked on it. That was probably 'cause his beer was left over the St. Patrick's Day and was colored green. Problem was, they couldn't find any green cake coloring for St. Pat's day to dye the beer with, so they used Rit dye. Nobody got sick or nothin', but the folks at the sewer treatment plant got a real surprise and Hairy Larry is still trying to scrub the color out of the urinals and toilets up at the Legion Hovel. They are, however, allowed real explosives, probably in the hope that they'll blow themselves up or something. The only time they've come close though was when Flatulent Fannie accidently lit a cigarette after the annual cabbage-beans-'n'-beer blast. There were better'n fifty people in Hovel at the time and the air was a bit dense; the blast prit near got the Hovel into orbit. Witnesses outside the Hovel said it went up some two hunnert feet, turned over three times and landed back on the foundations but with the west door now opening to the east, and vice versy. Didn't even break any of the liquor bottles in the bar. |
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Subject: RE: BS: To 'MY' Friends at Mudact From: jacqui.c Date: 18 Apr 06 - 11:24 PM LOL Rap. |
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Subject: RE: BS: To 'MY' Friends at Mudact From: Liz the Squeak Date: 19 Apr 06 - 04:03 AM Yo Bobert, send us the air fare and I'll bring the Limpit out to stay with you.... she's good with animals and has eaten several. A bit of running her round the paddock and tussling with the bears should have her good and fit for the pot luck pot roast supper come Fall. Manitas will be the one holding his nose and refusing to come out of the cab.... Danged city boy! LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: To 'MY' Friends at Mudact From: Bobert Date: 19 Apr 06 - 10:42 PM Keep checkin' the mailbox.... If them tickets don't come thrn maybe, just maybe, Iz too broke to buy 'um... But thats a differenter story... Plus, I like my cats and don't want nobody eatin' them... |
