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from thread drift... DigiTrad: I LOBSTER AND NEVER FLOUNDER Related threads: (origins) Origin: 'The herring loves the merry moonlight...' (17) Lyr Req:Who Hit Nelly in the Belly with a Flounder (49) Lyr Req: fish song / Wet Dream (Kip Addotta) (9) Lyr Req: I Lost Her in Gloucester (R E Dameron) (21) Lyr Req: I Lobster But Never Flounder (7) Lyr Req: I lobster and then I flounder (5)
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Subject: from thread drift... From: beardedbruce Date: 04 May 06 - 07:56 PM This was some of the flotsom that was drifting on the BS: Is closing threads censorship? thread. I could not bear the thought of it not being further discussed. Subject: RE: BS: Is closing threads censorship? From: GUEST Date: 04 May 06 - 07:28 PM ...(non-fishy statement removed). And peace you do know that by mentioning tuna and salmon in the same thread contravenes the 92nd ammendment. One thread one fish. .... ( non-fishy statement removed) Subject: RE: BS: Is closing threads censorship? From: Bee-dubya-ell - PM Date: 04 May 06 - 07:38 PM And now that fish has been mentioned in this thread it can't be mentioned in any other thread until next Tuesday. It's okay to mention crabs, shrimp, squid, or oyters on another thread, but you can't call them "shellfish" since that has the word "fish" in it. Subject: RE: BS: Is closing threads censorship? From: beardedbruce - PM Date: 04 May 06 - 07:39 PM Or what? The thread will flounder? We might tuna you out? Someone might carp on your choice of fish? Subject: RE: BS: Is closing threads censorship? From: Peace - PM Date: 04 May 06 - 07:43 PM Not crabs, PLEASE! Subject: RE: BS: Is closing threads censorship? From: catspaw49 - PM Date: 04 May 06 - 07:44 PM Wet Dream......Kip Adotta It was April the forty-first Being a quadruple leap year I was driving in downtown Atlantis My barracuda was in the shop So I was in a rented stingray And it was overheating So I pulled into a Shell Station They said I'd blown a seal I said, "Fix the damn thing And leave my private life out of it Okay pal?" While they were doing that I walked over to a place called the Oyster Bar, a real dive But I knew the owner He used to play for the Dolphins I said "Hi Gil" You have to yell, he's hard of herring Think I had a wet dream Cruisin' thru the Gulf Stream Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh Wet dream Gil was also down on his luck Fact is he was barely keeping his head below water I bellied up to the sandbar He poured me the usual Rusty snail, hold the grunion Shaken not stirred With a peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich on the side Heavy on the mako I slipped him a fin On porpoise I was feeling good I even dropped a sand dollar in the box for Jerry's squids For the halibut Well the place was crowded We were packed in like sardines They were all there to listen to the big band sounds of Tommy Dorsal What sole Tommy was rockin' the place with a very popular tuna Salmon Chanted Evening And the stage was surrounded by screaming groupers Probably there to see the bass player One of them was this cute little yellowtail And she's giving me the eye So I figured this is my chance for a little fun You know, piece of Pisces But she said things I just couldn't fathom She was too deep, seemed to be under a lot of pressure Boy, could she drink She drank like a . . . She drank a lot I said "What's your sign" She said "Aquarium" I said "Great, let's get tanked" Think I had a wet dream Cruisin' thru the Gulf Stream Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh Wet dream I invited her to my place for a midnight bait I said "Come on baby, it'll only take a few minnows" She threw me that same old line "Not tonight, I gotta haddock" And she wasn't kidding either Cause in came the biggest, meanest looking haddock I'd ever seen come down the pike He was covered with mussels He came over to me and said "Listen, shrimp, don't you come trollin' around here" What a crab This guy was steamed I could see the anchor in his eyes I turned to him, I said "A-balone, you're just being shellfish" Well, I knew it was going to be trouble and so did Gil 'Cause he was already on the phone to the cods The haddock hits me with a sucker punch I catch him with a left hook He eels over It was a fluke but there he was Lying on the deck, flat as a mackerel Kelpless I said "Forget the cods Gil This guy's gonna need a sturgeon" Well, the yellowtail was impressed with the way I landed her boyfriend She came over to me, she said "Hey, big boy, you're really a game fish What's your name" I said "Marlin" Think I had a wet dream Cruisin' thru the Gulf Stream Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh Wet dream Well, from then on we had a whale of a time I took her to dinner, I took her to dance I bought her a bouquet of flounders And then I went home with her And what did I get for my trouble A case of the clams Think I had a wet dream Cruisin' thru the Gulf Stream Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh Wet dream Cruisin' thru the Gulf Stream Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh Wet dream Cruisin' thru the Gulf Stream Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh |
Subject: RE: from thread drift... From: beardedbruce Date: 04 May 06 - 08:09 PM If you knew sushi, Like I know sushi, Ooh, ooh, ohh what a dish! |
Subject: RE: from thread drift... From: Joe Offer Date: 04 May 06 - 08:38 PM How fortunate that you brought this up, Bruce. ...but I'm moving it to the non-music section, at least until it generates new music. -Joe- |
Subject: RE: from thread drift... From: beardedbruce Date: 04 May 06 - 08:40 PM Hey! I even started with a song lyric! But that is ok. |
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