BS: All non-threadlings stay off my Earth

Subject: BS: All non-threadlings stay off my Earth
From: The Shambles
Date: 31 Jul 06 - 10:35 AM

This planet is for threadlings only.

I was sure I was going to post something profound - but I appear to have lost my thread...............

Subject: RE: BS: All non-threadlings stay off my Earth
From: Paul from Hull
Date: 31 Jul 06 - 10:41 AM

Fredlings?

You mean only if yer Dad was called Fred?

Subject: RE: BS: All non-threadlings stay off my Earth
From: GUEST,Threadling
Date: 31 Jul 06 - 10:51 AM

Nah. He's just wants to see more flying squirrels.

Subject: RE: BS: All non-threadlings stay off my Earth
From: Paul from Hull
Date: 31 Jul 06 - 10:58 AM

I'm speechless...its.......a...squirrel.......

(ok, just been through that site, & can say that has to be about the WEIRDEST thing I have EVER seen..........)

Subject: RE: BS: All non-threadlings stay off my Earth
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 31 Jul 06 - 11:10 AM

Anything to do with the old lady of Threadneedle Street?

:D (tG)

Subject: RE: BS: All non-threadlings stay off my Earth
From: skipy
Date: 31 Jul 06 - 11:11 AM

I saw a bloke in a long white cotton dress and a wig and a big blue and white wedding hat in the bar at warwick this year.
That was weird.
Skipy.

Subject: RE: BS: All non-threadlings stay off my Earth
From: GUEST,Non-Threadling
Date: 31 Jul 06 - 11:12 AM

Can't stand dress codes. I'm outa here!

Subject: RE: BS: All non-threadlings stay off my Earth
From: The Shambles
Date: 01 Aug 06 - 10:58 AM

Anything to do with the old lady of Threadneedle Street?

All you calling me a banker?

Subject: RE: BS: All non-threadlings stay off my Earth
From: GUEST,CrazyEddie
Date: 01 Aug 06 - 11:20 AM

Me a Threadling? No, I'm afraid not.

Subject: RE: BS: All non-threadlings stay off my Earth
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 01 Aug 06 - 02:17 PM

Young banker he had such a handsome face
and all around his hat he wore a band of lace...

Only that sort, Roger, only that sort.

:D (tG)

Subject: RE: BS: All non-threadlings stay off my Earth
From: MOAB
Date: 01 Aug 06 - 06:13 PM

I am not a threadling. I am a thread. In case you've never visited me I'm MOAB, otherwise known as The Mother Of All BS Threads.

Believe me, I'm a fully grown thread. I have over 13,000 posts. A threadling has something on the order of eleven posts. In fact, that's precisely how many posts this thread has at the moment I'm creating this post. So, this thread is a threadling. Please remove it.

Subject: RE: BS: All non-threadlings stay off my Earth
From: skipy
Date: 02 Aug 06 - 06:14 PM

MOAB how would you have felt if you where removed as a threadling?
Skipy

Subject: RE: BS: All non-threadlings stay off my Earth
From: The Shambles
Date: 02 Aug 06 - 07:22 PM

Such a question requires delicate treatment and is one that can only be dealt with by some Vogon poetry.....

Subject: RE: BS: All non-threadlings stay off my Earth
From: GUEST,Ralphs
Date: 02 Aug 06 - 08:07 PM

Har! Vogon poetry is for pussies! Har! How about some Ralphs poetry? Har! Each line of Ralphs poetry ends with the exclamation "Har!" Har! It is very annoying. Har! How annoying, you ask? Har! Annoying enough that most people who have been exposed to Ralphs poetry have voluntarilly chosen to board a starship and move to the Vogons' home planet to get some relief. Har!

Subject: RE: BS: All non-threadlings stay off my Earth
From: GUEST
Date: 02 Aug 06 - 08:31 PM

MOAB, you interited the BS thread gene from your mother who interited from her mother, till we get to the true mother of all BS. It did not start with you, and you are not a pure product of this inheritance. You are a bloated mutant.

I'm not sure what a threadling is but I think it is a creature that has the ability to reproduce itself accross threads of different and at times irrelevant topics by processess such as repetition.

Subject: RE: BS: All non-threadlings stay off my Earth
From: Janie
Date: 02 Aug 06 - 10:29 PM

Did you say you are not sure what a threadling is but you think it is a creature that has the ability to reproduce itself accross threads of different and at time irrelevant topics by processess such as repetition?

Is that what you said?

Subject: RE: BS: All non-threadlings stay off my Earth
From: keberoxu
Date: 12 Aug 18 - 03:31 PM

This is incredible. MOAB has a Mudcat membership. I never knew.

Subject: RE: BS: All non-threadlings stay off my Earth
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 12 Aug 18 - 04:00 PM

I see how that happened, but won't out the party. :)