BS: Acoustic Guitar

Subject: RE: BS: Acoustic Guitar
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 04 Feb 07 - 04:37 AM

orthodox jew-stic guitar - the G string has been circumcised

Subject: RE: BS: Acoustic Guitar
From: GUEST,DonMeixner
Date: 04 Feb 07 - 12:04 AM

A Ragoutstic guitar would have some very tasty licks played upon it.
A Perustic guitar would come from South America.
A Kazoostic guitar would be a hum dinger of an axe.

Subject: RE: BS: Acoustic Guitar
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 03 Feb 07 - 12:45 PM

the mange-tout-stic guitar - green and tasteless.

Subject: RE: BS: Acoustic Guitar
From: GUEST,Scoville
Date: 02 Feb 07 - 05:40 PM

There's also the Amusing Bass Gallery, which is pretty eclectic.

Subject: RE: BS: Acoustic Guitar
From: Cluin
Date: 02 Feb 07 - 03:40 PM

Eclectic guitars.

Subject: RE: BS: Acoustic Guitar
From: C-flat
Date: 30 Jan 07 - 02:24 AM

That sounds about right big Al!!

Subject: RE: BS: Acoustic Guitar
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 29 Jan 07 - 06:20 PM

great spot C-flat! Really enjoyed that. we'll fit you in for another one next week! Can't give you a booking unfortunately, we're saving up for someone nobody likes except me.

Subject: RE: BS: Acoustic Guitar
From: C-flat
Date: 29 Jan 07 - 11:29 AM

Altruistic guitar........for your enjoyment and free of charge!!


C-flat

Subject: RE: BS: Acoustic Guitar
From: Scrump
Date: 29 Jan 07 - 10:53 AM

Tenor Guitar. Great value for money.

Steal Guitar. Even better value - didn't cost a penny.

Pedal steal guitar. He made his getaway on a bicycle.

...I'll get me coat.

Subject: RE: BS: Acoustic Guitar
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 29 Jan 07 - 06:46 AM

Young ingenue-stic guitar - played by winners of radio 2 folk awards

Subject: RE: BS: Acoustic Guitar
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 28 Jan 07 - 07:43 PM

There's Semitic Guitar for Klezmer music.

And Erratic Guitar, which is a bit hit and miss.

And of course Erotic Guitar, for which the same can be said...

Subject: RE: BS: Acoustic Guitar
From: Scoville
Date: 28 Jan 07 - 12:47 PM

Aqueastic--nauseating. Works well for backup with the emetic guitar above, though.

Subject: RE: BS: Acoustic Guitar
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 28 Jan 07 - 12:30 PM

Say it again Fat b-----d - I don't mind. It comforting sort of thing to say......

Subject: RE: BS: Acoustic Guitar
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 28 Jan 07 - 11:46 AM

The Dangerous Dan MacGrew-stic guitar - very Service-able

Subject: RE: BS: Acoustic Guitar
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 28 Jan 07 - 11:38 AM

Blind Pew-stic guitar - as ever was, me hearties!

Subject: RE: BS: Acoustic Guitar
From: bubblyrat
Date: 27 Jan 07 - 07:25 PM

What about the PLASTIC ?? As played by Middle Eastern terrorists ??

Subject: RE: BS: Acoustic Guitar
From: RangerSteve
Date: 27 Jan 07 - 06:37 PM

Dyslextric guitar (or ratiug).

Subject: RE: BS: Acoustic Guitar
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 27 Jan 07 - 11:45 AM

Emetic Guitar, for when you've had too much of a good thing.

Subject: RE: BS: Acoustic Guitar
From: John Hardly
Date: 26 Jan 07 - 06:55 PM

And now from the "dark side"....

Eclectric Guitar -- You can play just about anything on it.

Electrick Guitar -- Santorum played one. It was unplugged last year

Neglectric Guitar -- Sits in the corner collecting dust

Elastric Guitar -- Bend these strings, baby

Elextric -- The alternative Lutheran guitar

Elactric Guitar-- As with electric guitar, some people are elactric intolerant

A lesstrict Guitar -- No need to play by the rules.

Elegtrick Guitar -- Can't be played after knee surgery.

Eelectric Guitar -- Some rare species provide their own electricity. Some are tuned EAAAAE. That variety is called the "More A" eelectric.

Emetric Guitar is played everywhere in the world but the USA

Ellactric Guitar -- the guitar that Joe Pass used in those sessions with Fitzgerald

Delectric Guitar -- A delectric guitar is a guitar that is particularly prized within a given culture

Bimbectric Guitar – I hear the Tommy Lee bought one for Pamela Anderson

Quadriceptric Guitar – another name for "lap steel" guitar

Beelectric Guitar – Purportedly bass player Sting owns one

Finally, I hear that Gretsky had Gretchky make him an eHatric Guitar.

Subject: RE: BS: Acoustic Guitar
From: Scoville
Date: 26 Jan 07 - 06:10 PM

boohoostic--see the Tear Jerker thread above.

pogoostic--for a) bouncy songs or b) cartoon possums.

Oh, come on--everyone has to have an outlet for inaninity.

Subject: RE: BS: Acoustic Guitar
From: RangerSteve
Date: 26 Jan 07 - 05:57 PM

Emu-stic guitar - another one played by Aussie bush bands.

Et-tu-stic - your guitar is just like mine.

Boru-stic - ancient Irish forrunner of the modern guitar.

Peru-stic - used in Incan music.

Baloo-stic - the bear in "The Jungle Books" played one.

Farou-stic - made especially for the last king of Egypt.

Kerou-stic - made for accompanying beat poetry.

Igloostic - an Inuit instrument.

afewstic - they didn't make many of these.

I can't think of any more. Maybe that's a good thing.

Subject: RE: BS: Acoustic Guitar
From: Scoville
Date: 26 Jan 07 - 02:53 PM

loupgaroustic--only for Cajuns who wolf out under a full moon.

Subject: RE: BS: Acoustic Guitar
From: Scoville
Date: 26 Jan 07 - 02:52 PM

toodleoostic--only use it for the last song in the set.

Subject: RE: BS: Acoustic Guitar
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 26 Jan 07 - 02:50 PM

A-roo-stick- as played by Aussie bush bands.

Subject: RE: BS: Acoustic Guitar
From: Blindlemonsteve
Date: 26 Jan 07 - 02:48 PM

the "voodoostic guitar" you might feel a bit of a prick playing it.

Subject: RE: BS: Acoustic Guitar
From: Scoville
Date: 26 Jan 07 - 12:54 PM

Yeah, I'm having way too much fun. My family has punning in the DNA. There are very few places we can do it legitimately.

PepeLePewstic--special edition of the P.U.-stic. Comes in black lacquer finish with white binding.

Subject: RE: BS: Acoustic Guitar
From: Blindlemonsteve
Date: 26 Jan 07 - 12:50 PM

the "My coo ca choo stic guitar" made famous by Alvin Stardust. there really is no barrel i wont scrape.

Subject: RE: BS: Acoustic Guitar
From: Scoville
Date: 26 Jan 07 - 12:47 PM

P.U.-stic--needs some of that speedstic.

Subject: RE: BS: Acoustic Guitar
From: Blindlemonsteve
Date: 26 Jan 07 - 12:41 PM

Dont forget Noah´s guitar, The "two by two stic"

Subject: RE: BS: Acoustic Guitar
From: Scoville
Date: 26 Jan 07 - 12:22 PM

Abrewstic--for beer lovers

Apewstic--the only instrument you can play on Sunday

Bayoustic--for Cajun musicians

Subject: RE: BS: Acoustic Guitar
From: Scrump
Date: 26 Jan 07 - 10:16 AM

Acowstic Guitar - ideal for accompanying "Champion Dung Spreader".

I'll get me smock.

Subject: RE: BS: Acoustic Guitar
From: RangerSteve
Date: 26 Jan 07 - 10:16 AM

Abuse-tic guitar - specially designed for rock musicians who like to bash the instruments on stage after a performance.

Amuse-tic guitar - the one that you play for fun.

Adieustic - the one that you just traded in for a new one.

Adiostic - the Spanish guitar you just traded in for a new one.

Acloistic - you play it all alone in a room where no one can hear you and it doesn't have any strings anyway, because you took a vow of silence.

Chewsick - made out of rawhide for your dog to chew on.

Subject: RE: BS: Acoustic Guitar
From: Blindlemonsteve
Date: 26 Jan 07 - 03:21 AM

This one is fantastic,,,,, The "De Ja Vu stic guitar" it rings a bell.

Subject: RE: BS: Acoustic Guitar
From: Blindlemonsteve
Date: 26 Jan 07 - 03:11 AM

The "wot-do-i-do-stic guitar" the ultimate first guitar, comes with no books, but you do get blow pipes for tuning.

Subject: RE: BS: Acoustic Guitar
From: Blindlemonsteve
Date: 26 Jan 07 - 02:34 AM

Also the "bamboostick Guitar", readily available from all jungle music shops.

Subject: RE: BS: Acoustic Guitar
From: Blindlemonsteve
Date: 26 Jan 07 - 02:33 AM

Dont forget the "Ajewstick Guitar". very popular in Synagogues on saturdays.

Subject: RE: BS: Acoustic Guitar
From: Scoville
Date: 25 Jan 07 - 04:54 PM

speedstic--for those prone to perspiring

parlezvoustic--transcribes automatically

Subject: RE: BS: Acoustic Guitar
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 25 Jan 07 - 04:15 PM

Bostik Guitar for sticky passages.

Subject: RE: BS: Acoustic Guitar
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 25 Jan 07 - 04:09 PM

Yabbadabbadostic guitar is a stone-age precursor to the modern guitar

Subject: RE: BS: Acoustic Guitar
From: Scoville
Date: 25 Jan 07 - 03:05 PM

Agnewstic--played by seconds-in-command to unpopular presidents.

Subject: RE: BS: Acoustic Guitar
From: Scoville
Date: 25 Jan 07 - 02:21 PM

Accruestic--you get one, then another, then another . . .

Subject: RE: BS: Acoustic Guitar
From: Scoville
Date: 25 Jan 07 - 02:16 PM

Oh, and:

Froufroustic--all the bells and whistles, even if you don't need them.

Subject: RE: BS: Acoustic Guitar
From: Scoville
Date: 25 Jan 07 - 02:14 PM

Babalustic--as played by Desi Arnaz/Ricky Ricardo

Subject: RE: BS: Acoustic Guitar
From: John Hardly
Date: 25 Jan 07 - 12:52 PM

Acrewstick -- ideally suited for such classics as" "Micahel Row The Boat Ashore" and "Row, Row, Row Your Boat".

Subject: RE: BS: Acoustic Guitar
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 25 Jan 07 - 12:41 PM

Monastic Guitar for those with a musical habit.

Gastric Guitar for gutsy music.

And Eclectic Guitar for those who like to pick and choose the music they play.

Subject: RE: BS: Acoustic Guitar
From: John Hardly
Date: 25 Jan 07 - 06:22 AM

Agricultstic Guitar They do, as it turns out, grow on trees.

Subject: RE: BS: Acoustic Guitar
From: David C. Carter
Date: 25 Jan 07 - 06:15 AM

Or:The Bombastic Guitar-Tony Blair's Favorite axe.

Subject: RE: BS: Acoustic Guitar
From: fat B****rd
Date: 25 Jan 07 - 06:03 AM

Bugger, WLD I was off to say that. LOL

Subject: RE: BS: Acoustic Guitar
From: David C. Carter
Date: 25 Jan 07 - 06:03 AM

The Teflon Non Stick Guitar-as played by Ronnie Reagan

Subject: RE: BS: Acoustic Guitar
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 25 Jan 07 - 04:39 AM

A Pooh Stick Guitar - for players of very little brain