BS: Feminist (not!) jokes

Subject: RE: BS: Feminist jokes
From: GUEST,Kitty Lettermore
Date: 19 Feb 07 - 02:37 PM

The Lightbulb joke is:

"How many Feminists does it take to change a Lightbulb?"



"ONE! And it's not funny."

Subject: RE: BS: Feminist jokes
From: Alec
Date: 19 Feb 07 - 12:52 PM

Back in my College days my Sociology Lecturer (who was a woman) maintained that Men reached their full social development by the age of 12.
This conclusion was based on the observation that 12 year old boys social lives tended to centre on 3 activities.
1)Watching sport.
2)Looking at pictures of naked women.
3)Hanging out with their male friends.
She concluded that men's social lives, beyond the age of 12,continued to centre on these 3 activities permanently,therefore men reach their full social development by the age of 12.

Subject: RE: BS: Feminist jokes
From: Midchuck
Date: 19 Feb 07 - 12:38 PM

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
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THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

Peter.

Subject: RE: BS: Feminist jokes
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 19 Feb 07 - 12:34 PM

By the way...these are jokes folks..I am not the least bit sexist.

Subject: RE: BS: Feminist jokes
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 19 Feb 07 - 12:34 PM

How can you tell if a woman is clever.......

















She always starts her sentence with "A man told me that"

Subject: RE: BS: Feminist jokes
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 19 Feb 07 - 12:33 PM

Why did the woman cross the road?...............















Irrelevant! What was she doing out of the kitchen?

Subject: RE: BS: Feminist jokes
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 19 Feb 07 - 12:09 PM

Lox, you really need to get a Girlfriend. Then you need to start running...

Subject: RE: BS: Feminist jokes
From: jimlad9
Date: 19 Feb 07 - 12:08 PM

Mummy Mummy I don't want to go to France.


Shut up George and keep on swimming

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Mummy Mummy can I have a bra,all the girls in my class have got them.


No George

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Mummy Mummy I don't want to go to school today.


You have to George you are the Headmaster

Subject: RE: BS: Feminist jokes
From: jimlad9
Date: 19 Feb 07 - 12:03 PM

I can't vouch for the pedigree of this one but it was on the BBC and apart from the Pope it doesn't get much better than that.


Anthropologist in Papua New Guinea were investigating reports that Cannibalism was being practiced again. Seemingly the consumption of 'Long Pig' ie human flesh has the downside that a fatal illness is passed on to the eater. It was found that the ratio of dead males to dead females was overwhelmingly in favour of the men because with anything new or suspicious the ladies were asked to try it first.

On the same principle I always let my wife go first on Escalators,in Revolving Doors or in Lifts.

Subject: RE: BS: Feminist jokes
From: Mr Red
Date: 19 Feb 07 - 11:53 AM

mummy mummy - what's an orgasm?















dunno - ask yer dad.

Subject: RE: BS: Feminist jokes
From: Bill D
Date: 19 Feb 07 - 11:46 AM

and now it is sometimes getting reported as true

Subject: RE: BS: Feminist jokes
From: Bill D
Date: 19 Feb 07 - 11:42 AM

jimlad...that joke is OLD *grin*...I heard it about Korea, and I have no doubt that it was invented back in WWI....and besides, it should be that they walk AHEAD.

Subject: RE: BS: Feminist jokes
From: jimlad9
Date: 19 Feb 07 - 11:36 AM

An educated Afghan lady campaigned for more freedom for Afghani women after the Taliban were defeated.
Two years later she revisited Kabul again and found little had changed. However she did notice that the women now walked 10 paces behind their menfolk as opposed to 5 paces behind on her previous visits.
On asking for an explanation for the increased distance she was answered in two words.

Land Mines

Subject: RE: BS: Feminist jokes
From: The PA
Date: 19 Feb 07 - 11:23 AM

Really old one -

Why do men call women 'birds'?

Because they pick up worms.

Subject: RE: BS: Feminist jokes
From: skipy
Date: 19 Feb 07 - 11:01 AM

Lox, you have probably just started a war!
Skipy

Subject: RE: BS: Feminist jokes
From: katlaughing
Date: 19 Feb 07 - 10:46 AM

Thread should be titled "Sexist" jokes, nothing feminist about them.

Subject: RE: BS: Feminist jokes
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 19 Feb 07 - 10:15 AM

Why does it take a woman with PMS 4 hours to cook a chicken ?















COS IT DOES

Subject: RE: BS: Sexist jokes (female)
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 19 Feb 07 - 10:01 AM

Doesn't mean to say they can't be funny - but the Feminist label doesn't realy suit them.

Subject: BS: Feminist jokes
From: Lox
Date: 19 Feb 07 - 09:32 AM

Click for the 'PermaThread™: List of all joke threads'

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Why are women rubbish at parking their cars?
















cos men keep telling them that this:

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is six inches ....




Any more examples?