Campsite at Drumcree II

Subject: RE: Campsite at Drumcree II
From: GUEST,Georgie Best
Date: 04 Feb 02 - 09:59 AM

That song breaks my heart!

Subject: RE: Campsite at Drumcree II
From: GUEST,Wine Aid Chorus
Date: 04 Feb 02 - 09:57 AM

We're out of buckie, but there's no need to feel afraid
We can make do with vodka and red lemonade
In the world there's plenty of buckie to go roun'
Throw your arms around a glass of Buckfast wine

But say a prayer, pray for the other ones
Who do not drink, it's hard but when you're having fun
They look miserable and boring, dull and dim and drear
The only liquid flowing is their bitter whingey tears
And the popping of a cork, sounds like a cannon's boom
Tonight thank God it's them instead of you.

Feed the world … gallons of sweet Buckfast wine
Feed the world … gallons of sweet Buckfast wine for all

(Here's to you) raise a glass to every one
(Here's to them) stick your tee-total up your bum
Gallons of sweet Buckfast wine for all

Subject: RE: Campsite at Drumcree II
From: GUEST,John Cole
Date: 04 Feb 02 - 09:56 AM

Aye have been brung out of retirement to give this speshul appeal. Dumcree needs you to donate as much Buckfast, After Shave, Carlsberg Speshul, Nitromorse and Toilet Duck and Draught Bostick. A little will be much appreciated by the loyal band

Subject: RE: Campsite at Drumcree II
From: GUEST,Bob Geldof
Date: 04 Feb 02 - 09:56 AM

Ladies and Gentlemen ...

Back home in Ireland there are hundreds of our fellow human beings suffering from the worst Buckast drought in known history.

It's down to us to try to bring a smile back to those poor pinched faces ...

So join with myself and my fellow Wine Aid Musicians as we sing...

Subject: RE: Campsite at Drumcree II
From: GUEST,Bob Geldof
Date: 04 Feb 02 - 09:41 AM

Jaysus! This is a fockin' tragedy right enough!

I'd love to help ... but what can I do? One man strugglin' to alleviate this horror?

I know!

I'll organise a concert with all my good friends - Queen, Phil Collins, Boy George, U2, Celine Dion, Grandmaster Flash, INXS - well prob'ly not them last ones!

We'll call it Wine Aid!

Yes! Yes! Yes!

Now, where's Midge Ure's phone number?

Subject: RE: Campsite at Drumcree II
From: GUEST,NEWSFLASH!!!!
Date: 04 Feb 02 - 09:33 AM

NEWS READER - We interrupt today's Home And Away to bring you an urgent newsflash. We're going live to Kate Adie in Portydown.

KATE ADIE - "I stand in the midst of an appallingly tragic scene here in Drumcree of the outskirts of Portydown where, for several days, the cream of Ireland's musicians have been playing in the world's biggest ever session.

But earlier this morning tragedy struck. (Camera sweeps the tent. Tear-stained faces look imploringly into the camera.) I have with me Tommy Irwin – head barman with Drumcree MegaSessions Enterprises Limited. Mr Irwin – can you tell the viewers what's been happening?

TI – Well. This morning we run outty buckie. It was terrible altogether! Not a bottle of buckie about the place at all. I took a wee skite into Lurgan and Jimmy that works alongside me headed till Armagh. But there wasn't a bottle of buckie to be had in the whole of the Orchard County! And then we hit the phones. Nothing in Banbridge. Damn all in Omagh. Magherafelt was bone-dry on the buckie front. Limavady. Crossgar. Strangford. Downpatrick. Antrim. All the same. No buckie to be had for love nor money.

KA - And what's the situation as we now speak?

TI – Well, you can see for yourself. People is getting' desperate. They're hitting the oul' Mundies and Scotch Mac . But thon's a stop-gap. No … we need help. And we need it fast!

KA – Thank you Mr Irwin. Reaction was swift. The area was declared a National Disaster Zone. Tony Blair and his counterpart Bertie Ahern pledged immediate aid. Air-drops of Buckfast are expected to commence within the next few hours and will continue for as long as necessary. Speaking on Downtown a few minutes ago, Mr Blair said "The MegaSession is an important cultural milestone. It is an energy-draining business and the participants need to be assured of supplies of head-wrecking tonic wine. The British and Irish Governments will move heaven and earth to see that this vital expression of cultural identity does not founder on the rocks of the non-availability of a few choice libations."

Bertie Ahern sought to familiarise himself with the product. But after two bottles he challenged Mr Blair to a fight, threw up, fell asleep and pissed himself. He is currently unavailable for comment. Sources close to the Taoiseach state that he is fully behind the air-drops.

Back to the studio.

NEWSREADER : Thank you, Kate! There will be further bulletins throughout the day. We return you to Home And Away.

Subject: RE: Campsite at Drumcree II
From: GUEST,David Bailey
Date: 04 Feb 02 - 09:18 AM

Could I put a bid in to photograph Daniel o'Donnel hanging out of the back of Lulu. I sure I could syndicate the piccies to Sunday Sport, The Catholic Herald, Exchange & Mart etc. All proceeds to whichever Flute Band charity you wish

Subject: RE: Campsite at Drumcree II
From: GUEST,Killicomaine Records
Date: 04 Feb 02 - 08:40 AM

Sleeve Notes from "THe Drumcree Sessions Volume 2 – Afterhours".

The afterhours sessions find the musicians in more contemplative mood. A fine companion to "The Drumcree Sessions Voume 1 – Hell And High Water" – recently released on Killicomaine Records, having been available up until then only from a shell-suited beergut at Nutts Corner.

The afterhours sessions features some of the Scottish guests whose presence was one of the highlights of the first few days of the MegaSession (till the Irn Bru ran oot and they legged it back hame)

1. Brid Rodgers – Carrickfergus
2. Rhondda Paisley with Brush Shiels – The Rocker
3. Eamonn Holmes with Caron Keating - My Lagan Love
4. Len Ganley – The Star Of The County Down
5. Ken Maginnis – Come Back Paddy Reilly To Ballyjamesduff
6. Lulu with Arty McGlynn – Will Ye Go Tae Flanders?
7. Philomena Begley and Shane MacGowan – My Elusive Dreams
8. Big Tom and Big Ian – I'm A Man You Don't Meet Every Day
9. Nigel Dodds – The Green Glens Of Antrim
10. The Massed Choir of the Lords Day Observance Society – Whiskey On A Sunday
11. Eamonn Malley (fiddle) and Eddie Irvine (guitar) – Roisin Dubh
12. Enya and Daniel O'Donnell – Je T'Aime (Moi Non Plus)
13. Gerry Adams and Eddi Reader – Do You Want Your Oul' Lobby Washed Down?
14. The Proclaimers with Brush Shiels – The Rocker

Subject: RE: Campsite at Drumcree II
From: GUEST,Derek Bell
Date: 04 Feb 02 - 08:06 AM

Alright Danny. Just calm down, me oul' son.

How much're you after?

Well that'll be £120. And remember this is outta my own stash, sunshine. I'll have to try to track down Dickie Rock to stock up back up again.

(Ye didn't know Dickie was a dealer ... sure how the fock did you think he came by that name in the first place?)

Jaysus ... don't be chappin' up them lumps out here for all to see. If thon Enya gets a gawk at your stash she'll have it up her neb in no time!

Subject: RE: Campsite at Drumcree II
From: GUEST,Daniel O'Donnell
Date: 04 Feb 02 - 07:59 AM

Lulu ...

You l'ave my mammy and my granny out of it, ye hear!

Oh Jesus, Mary and Saint Joseph and the poor wee donkey!

My head's splittin' so it is!

And I can't mind half of what's been goin' on over the past couple of days.

Th'oul electric talc's great sport when it's still fresh in your system, but I feel like a wet rag now.

If you lay your eyes on oul' Derek Bell on your travels can you tell him Daniel O'Donnell needs to see him to get heesself sorted out!

Subject: RE: Campsite at Drumcree II
From: GUEST,Bootlegs Available From Nutts Corner!
Date: 04 Feb 02 - 07:52 AM

1. Gino Lupari, Brush Shiels and Maura O'Connell – The Boys Are Back In Town
2. Ian Paisley (concertina) and Mary Robinson (uilleann pipes) – Cooley's/The Wise Maid
3. Daniel O'Donnell – Cigarettes, Whiskey and Wild, Wild Women
4. The Undertones featuring Brendan Bowyer – The Hucklebuck
5. David Dunseith (fiddle) and Eamonn Holmes (fiddle) – When Sick Is It Tea That You Want?
6. Gloria Hunniford – For Ireland I Won't Tell Her Name
7. The Robinsons (Peter and Mary) – The Enniskillen Dragoon
8. Gerry Adams (vocals ) and John Taylor (guitar) – The Oul' Orange Flute
9. Bono (tin whistle), Johnny Logan (melodeon) and Bertie Aherne (bodhran) – Rakish Paddy/The Ivy Leaf
10. Enya – Maids When You're Young Never Wed An Oul' Man
11. Brendan Shine - Here Comes The Nice
12. Liam Reilly and Chris deBurgh – Cunla/The Frost Is All Over
13. Ash – The Rollickin' Boys Around Tandragee
14. Enya and Daniel O'Donnell – White Punks On Dope
15. Martin McGuiness (flute), Dick Spring (mandolin) and Brush Shiels (guitar) – The Cat That Kittled In Jamie's Wig
16. Georgie Best and Alex Higgins – Nancy Whiskey/Whiskey You're The Devil
17. Ian Paisley – The Ould Triangle
18. Bill Neely and Orla Guerin – The Stone Outside Dan Murphy's Door
19. The Corrs featuring Brush Shiels – The Rocker
20. The Nolan Sisters with Daniel O'Donnell – Seven Drunken Nights

Subject: RE: Campsite at Drumcree II
From: GUEST,Lulu
Date: 04 Feb 02 - 07:07 AM

Dan the Man. Youse can yodel up me canyon of love anytime big boy as long as yer Mammy and Granny are there to watch you

Subject: RE: Campsite at Drumcree II
From: GUEST,The Red Man
Date: 04 Feb 02 - 07:06 AM

Clamp yer bake, MacCool ... the lip on you, you'd think you were a big hero or something. When I came lookin' for you a while back you near shat yourself ...

Pay him no heed, Fingal! Over you come, if you like!

Subject: RE: Campsite at Drumcree II
From: GUEST,Finn MacCool
Date: 04 Feb 02 - 07:03 AM

I don't mind Scottish mortals coming over for a bit of oul' crack. But if I see thon Fingal settin' foot in Ireland, I'll kick his hairy ass for the best part of a week!

Subject: RE: Campsite at Drumcree II
From: GUEST,Daniel O'Donnell
Date: 04 Feb 02 - 07:00 AM

I know what you make me wanna do, Lulu ... and it's not shout, that's for sure!

Subject: RE: Campsite at Drumcree II
From: GUEST,Pastor Jack Glass
Date: 04 Feb 02 - 06:47 AM

Can I bring along me auld pal 'The Big Yin' Me and him get on like a Chapel on Fire . So we dae

Subject: RE: Campsite at Drumcree II
From: GUEST,Guest Lulu
Date: 04 Feb 02 - 06:46 AM

Youse know youse make me want tae 'Shout!'

Subject: RE: Campsite at Drumcree II
From: GUEST,Johnny Logan
Date: 04 Feb 02 - 06:37 AM

Go on ahead … the more the merrier … it'd be like a regular Celtic Connections.

Do you know Sheena Easton and Eddi Reader?

Could you invite them over. Daniel O'Donnell's had all the Irish women at the MegaSession and says he needs to get started on some of our Celtic cousins.

(He says he wouldn't say no to a pop at Mary Doll and Cotter's Missus, but he'd draw the line at Jeanette Krankie!)

Subject: RE: Campsite at Drumcree II
From: GUEST,Enya and Daniel O'Donnell
Date: 04 Feb 02 - 06:31 AM

(Daniel – slurs)

Alright Portydown … ye big bunch of hoors, yez! This wee song is to the air of "The Patriot Game".

My name is O'Donnell, I'm from Donegal
If you're lookin' for lovin' then gi' me a call
I'm hung like a stallion that's never been tamed
I love dear oul' Ireland and this patriot's game

I'm falling-down drunk, I've had Buckfast and Mac
You sample this pleasure and there's no goin' back
Now I need to get jiggy with some tidy dame
I love dear oul' Ireland, this patriot's game

(Enya)
Oh Danny my darlin' you're making me hot
If you dropped a coin now right into my slot
You'd hit the oul' jackpot, a fortune you'd gain
I love dear oul' Ireland, this patriot's game

My name's Enya Clannad, I'm out of my tree
On acid and vodka and charlie and E
In need of some lovin', your spuds I will drain
I love dear oul' Ireland, this patriot's game

Subject: RE: Campsite at Drumcree II
From: GUEST,Guest Jimmy Shand Junior
Date: 04 Feb 02 - 06:18 AM

Can I join in on accordian I'll bring my pals the Alexander Brothers, Tom and Jack. Tom plays a a mean piano and Jack well he stands there playing the auld accordian with two expression. A happy face for a happy song and a sad face for a sad song . they do a belting ' Nobodys Child'

Subject: RE: Campsite at Drumcree II
From: GUEST,Dolores Keane
Date: 04 Feb 02 - 06:13 AM

God …

Thon's some band that Daniel O'Donnell and Enya've put together, right enough!

Derek Bell – wearing thon harp low-slung, like a wee, oul' fat, gawky version of Sid Vicious.

Brendan Shine on bass. Look at him pacin' up and down there! Like yer man Hook outta New Order!

Eamonn Holmes on drums. He's got to use extra long drumsticks to reach the buggers cos his gut's so big.

Shane MacGowan doin' a Bez.

And bugger me! If it isn't Brian Young on guitar!

Subject: RE: Campsite at Drumcree II
From: GUEST,MDSE Ltd
Date: 04 Feb 02 - 06:12 AM

We're one step ahead o' you there, Rab.

We've already cut it with Toilet Duck!

'S great, so it is! A wee bit like purple Tennent's!

Subject: RE: Campsite at Drumcree II
From: GUEST,Guest Rab C. Nesbit
Date: 04 Feb 02 - 06:04 AM

Here do youse want some Brasso tae mix wi the Irn Bru

Subject: RE: Campsite at Drumcree II
From: GUEST,Brian Downey
Date: 04 Feb 02 - 05:59 AM

God .. but thon Daniel O'Donnell's a changed man ever since yer nice black-haired one out of the Commitments threw the leg over him las' night.

And ever since Derek Bell and Brendan Shine soul' him a couple of grammes of blue speed.

The state of him! He'd make Axl Rose look like Johhny MacEvoy so he would!

I just hope he doesn't bump into Enya. The pair of them'll go buck-mad!

Subject: RE: Campsite at Drumcree II
From: GUEST,Mary Black
Date: 04 Feb 02 - 05:50 AM

Enya! Sweet Jaysus, what's got into you? I toul' you not to mix charlie wi' QC and Mundies. I used to be at that oul' crack years ago ... aye, and the sniffin' petrol an' all!

Now, c'mon over here and have a nice wee drag on my bong! That'll calm you down!

Subject: RE: Campsite at Drumcree II
From: GUEST,Guest Mary Doll
Date: 04 Feb 02 - 05:48 AM

Oh No Not Aye I will Survi eve

Subject: RE: Campsite at Drumcree II
From: GUEST,Enya
Date: 04 Feb 02 - 05:46 AM

Here we go lads …

Anybody want to give me a hand with this one?

It's based aroun' the "Rocky Road to Dublin" so you should be able to chime in.

Where's thon wee hoor, Paddy Moloney?

Paddy … would you give us an A on the pipes there?

(skirl … squeeze … rasp … wheeze … wavery note at last!)

Good stuff … away we go!

In the hot month of July from me home I started
Boun' for Portydown with a rake of loyal-hearted
Donned me sash so fine, the colours of me loyalty
To the notions of privilege and royalty
Hopping on the train, bound for Killicomaine
I thought I'd treat me brain to a bottle or two of Mundies
Through Moira we did pass, and then I bared my ass
To some Kilwikie lass as she went to Mass on Sunday

1 – 2 – 3 – 4 – 5
Hunt the hare and turn her
Steal an Irish flag, just before you burn 'er
Whack-fol-lal-de-dah

Subject: RE: Campsite at Drumcree II
From: GUEST,Guest Jamsie Cotter
Date: 04 Feb 02 - 05:42 AM

Now look here bhouys. Ah think a Mary Doll must have tried tae sabotage the goods thinking Rab wis goona swallie the whole lot.Mind ye how can youse complain aboot Irn Bru when you drink that red fizzy ginger stuff. The Buckfast we sent was fresh pinched from Netto's and is just passed it's sell by date (by a year or two). If ye can hing on we'll send you some Ashet and Mince pies tae replace the one Eamon Holmes has scoffed.

Subject: RE: Campsite at Drumcree II
From: GUEST,Drumcree MegaSession Enterprises Limited
Date: 04 Feb 02 - 05:26 AM

Dear Mr Nesbitt

Or should I say ... SABOTEUR!

Myself and a fellow member of DMSE Ltd have, in a spirit of curiosity, sampled your donation of "Irn Bru". This mingin' beverage is an insult to the sophisticated palates of Mid-Ulster. After analysis by our scientific team, our initial suspicions that the "soft drink" was nothing of the sort have been confirmed.

We have been advised that the bottle contains carbonated diabetic urine.

Either youse Scottish boys are devoid of taste or this is a calculated insult to the good folk of Mid-Ulster. No matter ... yez can have the Irn Bru, so yez can! We're keepin' the buckie and the sodie bread.

Yours sincerely

DMSE Ltd

Subject: RE: Campsite at Drumcree II
From: GUEST,Drumcree MegaSession Enterprises Limited
Date: 04 Feb 02 - 05:19 AM

Dear Mr Nesbitt

On behalf of Drumcree MegaSession 2002, I would like to thank you for your kind gift of buckie and sody farls which will ensure that "The Drumcree MegaSession (c) For World Peace and Mutual Understanding" continues well into March.

Yours faithfully

DMSE Ltd

Subject: RE: Campsite at Drumcree II
From: GUEST,Guest Rab C Nesbit
Date: 04 Feb 02 - 05:01 AM

Let me tell you this. Please accept this huge lorry frae Govan Spoonfull Loyal Flute Band of Buckfast, Soda Bread and Irn Bru (minus a few bottles that me and Jamsie Cotter have pished up the wall). I take ma string vest and have a swallae for youse all

Subject: RE: Campsite at Drumcree II
From: GUEST,NEWSFLASH!!!!
Date: 04 Feb 02 - 04:58 AM

Police in the North Armagh area have issued a warning to residents after receiving reports that the Donegal singer, "Enya", a relative of the famous Breathnach dynasty who are responsible for the Clannad travesty, is at large in a highly volatile and disturbed state in the Portydown-Lurgan area.

At 5 am this morning, the musicianer was spotted outside Lurgan barracks, singing "Come Out Ye Black And Tans". When this tirade of abuse went ignored, she stationed herself outside the local Sinn Fein office, where a rendition of "Dolly's Braes" drew no reaction from the bemused chuckies seated within.

Local man Dan McCann (From The Banks Of The Bann, Who Washes His Face In A Frying Pan) gave the following account.

"I was drivin' down past the Balancin' Lakes, listenin' to Susan McCann on Downtown. Great wee singer, thon Susan. No relation to me, mind you! And then a Big Tom song came on. I was listenin' away ... then all of a sudden this mad huzzy jumps out inty the road in front of me.

It was all I could do to slap the anchors on in time!

She was a right cut, the same blade! Drunk as a hatchet. And her nose and mouth dusted in some white powder. Like she'd been sucking a sherbet fountain and let a big cough out of her! A bottle of buckfast in one hand and a bottle of Scotch Mac in the awr!

"Let me in the fockin car" she said.

"Bite my shite!" sez I and away I flew.

Police are warning locals on no account to accompany the deranged Donegal woman on a musical instrument of any sort - in particular not to play synthesisers or any form of sampled "ambient" sounds. The resulting caterwauling could be fatal!

Subject: RE: Campsite at Drumcree II
From: GUEST,Enya
Date: 04 Feb 02 - 04:29 AM

Jaysus!

I'm roaring drunk and I've hoovered up a rake o' charlie.

Would some o' youse musicianers get up out of your stinkin' beds and play a few tunes for me to warble ethereally over in the manner of a 21st Century Renaissance Banshee? Before I go in there and kick your flabby oul' arses till your noses bleed!

Subject: RE: Campsite at Drumcree II
From: GUEST,Roadie
Date: 04 Feb 02 - 04:21 AM

1 - 2

1 - 2

Hello Portydown.

Gi'z a bit more top-en' there!

Sorted out!

Subject: RE: Campsite at Drumcree II
From: GUEST,Garvaghy Road Resident's Association
Date: 04 Feb 02 - 04:20 AM

All right lads, yez have had your crack!

Now could yez just pish aff and let us have some sleep. I haven't shut me eyes in four days, what with Bad Reputation and The Boys Are Back In Town and Four Green Fields and The Shan Van Vocht and Dorty Oul' Town blastin' out day and night.

Ye'd think from looking at this site it was at least quiet yesterday.

But was it, me ass?

A day of prayer they called it!

More like a day of Buckfast!

If I hear Shane MacGowan wanderin' past our house in the middle of the night, pished as a ferret, singin' "Nearer My God To Thee" or "The Oul' Rugged Cross". I'll brain him!

Oh god, no! It's not ten o'clock yet and I've just heard a roadie check the PA.

Subject: RE: Campsite at Drumcree II
From: alison
Date: 02 Feb 02 - 08:23 PM

er.... hi Elvis...... and what exactly would you like me to try to do???

I didn't invite these people... they just sorta turned up.... all I wanted was a wee coort... and I get the biggest session ever........

I give up... if anyones looking for me I'll be in the corner sculling Babycham.........

Subject: RE: Campsite at Drumcree II
From: GUEST,Yer Man Outta Hothouse Flowers
Date: 02 Feb 02 - 08:16 PM

Lads ..

D'ye need a didge-player?

I'm dead good!

Altan have used me.

Please ... otherwise I'll have to guest on another Sharin Shannon album ... and she's alright at times, but at others she's all over the place like a mad woman's shite!

Subject: RE: Campsite at Drumcree II
From: GUEST,TANNOY
Date: 02 Feb 02 - 07:47 PM

Liam Og O Flynn has entered the tent.

Could all musicians who don't read the dots please clear the canvas ...

Could all musicians not familar with the music of Inner Clare, Upper Cavan, Asturia, Galicia, Czechoslovakia, Erehwon and Edenderry (Liam's specialist subject in last year's Scór) please shut the fock up!

Subject: RE: Campsite at Drumcree II
From: GUEST,Elvis Costello
Date: 02 Feb 02 - 07:42 PM

Alison ... I know this thread relies on you Alison ... a bouly stew

Subject: RE: Campsite at Drumcree II
From: GUEST,Pontius Pilate
Date: 02 Feb 02 - 07:33 PM

I'm washin' my fuckin' han's o' this loady nonsense.

Bring back Teatime Wi' Tommy or Miss Helen in Romper Room!

Subject: RE: Campsite at Drumcree II
From: GUEST,Derek Bell
Date: 02 Feb 02 - 07:31 PM

Y'are in yer bollox the real Derek Bell.

I'm the man heesself and I kin tell yiz thon acid wuz fair fuckin kickin'!

Subject: RE: Campsite at Drumcree II
From: GUEST, Derek Bell
Date: 02 Feb 02 - 12:34 PM

Hold yer spuds there, fellas...

I'm the real Derek Bell, an' so's me Wife...

Subject: RE: Campsite at Drumcree II
From: GUEST,Derek Bell
Date: 02 Feb 02 - 12:25 PM

Hey wait a minute somebody's postin' as me. I never said that atall...infact I never took any drugs in me life...except for that cough medicine that Paddy gave me when I had the wee tickle in the throat there. Medicine has a bad enough effect on me fuck knows what I'd be like on drugs.

Subject: RE: Campsite at Drumcree II
From: GUEST,Derek Bell
Date: 02 Feb 02 - 05:00 AM

Jaysis ...

Thon tab I drapped at taytime's fair kickin' in. D'ye 'hink Gary Moore would let me do a duet wi' 'im? I fancy batterin' out Bad Reputation ...

Subject: RE: Campsite at Drumcree II
From: GUEST,Len Ganley
Date: 02 Feb 02 - 04:57 AM

Higgins!

I thought I toul' you never to venture within twenty miles of Portydown. If I get my han's on you ... you ign'rant wee hoor!

Subject: RE: Campsite at Drumcree II
From: GUEST,TANNOY ANNOUNCEMENT
Date: 02 Feb 02 - 03:53 AM

Would the didactic, pedantic bollox who posted above please note that he is out of his depth. This isn't a political rally.

Subject: RE: Campsite at Drumcree II
From: GUEST,Shane MacGowan
Date: 02 Feb 02 - 03:46 AM

It was shite, man!

Ezy Meat were playing the Seagoe and Ruefrex were on at the Carngrove.

We ended up goin' into Lurgan to catch Rudi at the Ashburn.

I scored some Es for Derek Bell off Enya. (But since he didn't want them I sold them on to Brendan Shine.)

Eamonn Holmes - the carn - drunk about four dozen Bailey, hoiked his ring up and then tried to slip the han' on Caron Keating.

Great crack.

Up the republic.

Subject: RE: Campsite at Drumcree II
From: GUEST,Feargal Sharkey
Date: 02 Feb 02 - 03:43 AM

Shane ...

How did you get on when you went out for thon drink?

Subject: RE: Campsite at Drumcree II
From: GUEST,Hurricane Higgins
Date: 02 Feb 02 - 02:12 AM

Christ George what did ye put in that vodka, I thought I saw some big bloke in a dress and funny slippers carrying the Pope across the field there. I love bein' in charge of the bar... here, have ye tried this, George I reckon if I'd took up the football I'd be a better player than you were. Well atleast I would'nt have had to wear a tie.

Subject: RE: Campsite at Drumcree II
From: GUEST,Father Jack
Date: 02 Feb 02 - 01:44 AM

DRINK!