BS: John from Hull, in Hull, on Hull (Part3-Durty)

Subject: RE: BS: jOhn from Hull, in Hull, on Hull 9Part3)
From: Banjo-Flower
Date: 29 Jul 02 - 04:47 AM

Poppadom ?it's the start of the William Patel Overture you kknow the one that goes Poppadom popadom poppa dom dom dom(Boom boom)

Gerry

Subject: RE: BS: jOhn from Hull, in Hull, on Hull 9Part3)
From: Banjo-Flower
Date: 29 Jul 02 - 04:44 AM

Subject: RE: BS: jOhn from Hull, in Hull, on Hull 9Part3)
From: wysiwyg
Date: 29 Jul 02 - 12:21 AM

Papadum? Indian food?

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: jOhn from Hull, in Hull, on Hull 9Part3)
From: Ebbie
Date: 28 Jul 02 - 10:36 PM

Please- What's 'poppadom'? Sounds like popcorn?

Subject: RE: BS: jOhn from Hull, in Hull, on Hull 9Part3)
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 28 Jul 02 - 08:24 PM

Gary did you forget we are flieing to america? it was in the mudcat world gathering 2206 thread, maybe we could borrow a plane from brittish aroespace, it is in brogh, i think Fender means bumper in american, so the americans mught think you have been p;aying with my bumper.
Jeri-thanks for explaining that, we have not got a faxer, but we have got a website, have a loook if you like, it is a bit crap, but is was cheep, the boss does not licke spending muney, have a look abd see were i werk.A ref www.find-us.at/avenuecontinental clik here.john

Subject: RE: BS: jOhn from Hull, in Hull, on Hull 9Part3)
From: Jeri
Date: 27 Jul 02 - 12:27 PM

jOhn, we call our petrol 'gas' (short for 'gasoline'), but we call our gas 'Mariah'. Uh...no, that's just what we call the wind. Gas is gas too. We're such a gassy place, it's odd the Good Ship Vindaloo isn't as popular here as it is there. And now, I'm starving. John, could your shop fax me some curry?

Subject: RE: BS: jOhn from Hull, in Hull, on Hull 9Part3)
From: GUEST,9Skipjack8
Date: 27 Jul 02 - 12:11 PM

Dang, just had a six hour defrag, as this useless crate crashed. I dunno, you play a tune on jOhn's Fender, and before you know it, you're co-piloting Brian on a 979.

Eric, BTW is on his cycling hols in Holland; I waved him goodbye from the south bank.

I'm off round to No.21 South Ferriby now, to comfort Mrs Drinkall. The climactic screams usually drive Oakley to the pub, but he's probably already there, subtly detaining 'lodger' Frank, whilst I instruct Nozzer and Mrs D how to attain greater enjoyment through tantric sex, through the vogue keep-fit craze of striptease aerobics. She will keep calling it a basque, but a corset's a corset!

Gary

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse at Dirty Nellys (PART 2)
From: ossonflags
Date: 27 Jul 02 - 07:54 AM

Hi guest me, let on to us tonight.If you can get to us for all the adoring fans,groupies,bear and hamsters.Not forgetting the mock up of the Somme battlefield were pete the axeman usually stands.I am the elderly gentleman with the earing and beard doing most of the singing,not to be confused with the one withouit earing but with beard and undraped lowerlimbs, who does most of the fiddle playing (well all actually).

looking forward to seeing you.

Subject: RE: BS: jOhn from Hull, in Hull, on Hull 9Part3)
From: mooman
Date: 27 Jul 02 - 05:58 AM

HI 9Johnn! Good to speak to you again! Does the 9Viking know what plane he is chartreuseing yet? I'm personally glad you will be flying it, even after a couple of bears! I hope it's a Bowing 979 and not one of those awful DC9s.

I hop9 to be up near 'ull/Goole in September to see and meet this Rick9 Fielding chappie that everyone on the other side raves on about so I hope we'll bump into each other again and I'll definitely buy you a bear. (I can bring a white bear from Belgium with me if you like!)

mooman

Subject: RE: BS: jOhn from Hull, in Hull, on Hull 9Part3)
From: ossonflags
Date: 27 Jul 02 - 04:58 AM

Hi Nancy king welcome to the drivel pool.We also extend fraternal greetings to all our Colonial Comrades,and wish for a long and meaningfull relationship with y'all!

How wierd is this then? im from 'ull and been to America AND drank bear there AND have relations on the pacific seaboard AND have had two of Punch the Horses CDs (the band me and oakley play in ) played on local wireless (radio you would call it) as we speak our latewst CD "Andy's for Sevan" is being played somewere in Carolina.

ps. I am told that in America they have white bear,is this true?

Subject: RE: BS: jOhn from Hull, in Hull, on Hull 9Part3)
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 26 Jul 02 - 09:41 PM

Helloo, 9I am back now), i have just realised i have met everybody in this thread exept Gary Stephens, Jeri And MMMario, but this is ok because me and Gary 9Skipjack8) are going to flie a plane to America, for the big international mudcat gathering 9Eric the Viking is going to hire a plane, and me and Gary are going to fly it) I have never flied a plane before , but i am definetley willing to have a try, i think the hardest bit is getting it in the sky, after that it is just like driving a car. If any inglish mudcat peepol want to go then just see me or eric or Gary, .I don't know whoich airport we are going from yet, but Umberside is probably best 9it is neeerest for me and Gary) I think we can even have a couple of bears while we are flying it, because there is nothing to crash into and no police to pull you up and gibe you hassle.john

Subject: RE: BS: jOhn from Hull, in Hull, on Hull 9Part3)
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 26 Jul 02 - 09:04 PM

hEllo, i hAve just got back from werk, 9it was really bisy) and i dident have time to put my bear in the fridge, so i will do it now.john Ps Jeri-What do you call you're gas? Another Ps I am just going to put mr bear in the fridge but i will be back soon.john

Subject: RE: BS: jOhn from Hull, in Hull, on Hull 9Part3)
From: Catherine Jayne
Date: 26 Jul 02 - 07:54 PM

Banjo_Flower you have nothing to worry about the friendship you refer to is null and void and no longer exists! I am a Yorkshire lass and nice one at that (when I want to be!).....what was that about shorts?????

cat

Subject: RE: BS: jOhn from Hull, in Hull, on Hull 9Part3)
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 26 Jul 02 - 07:08 PM

FOG

Figure it out yourself.

DtG

Subject: RE: BS: jOhn from Hull, in Hull, on Hull 9Part3)
From: GUEST
Date: 26 Jul 02 - 06:52 PM

It really isn't funny to ridicule someone like this, but then this lot is not noted for politeness, is it? So now, go ahead and slam me for posting anonymously and leave John alone.

Subject: RE: BS: jOhn from Hull, in Hull, on Hull 9Part3)
From: Mrs Cobble
Date: 26 Jul 02 - 06:11 PM

HI Banjo-Flower stop being a wuss its jOhn9 you should be hiding from *BG* !!!

'ull is a good place to come FROM, I was born there, but escaped !!!

Mrs C

Subject: RE: BS: jOhn from Hull, in Hull, on Hull 9Part3)
From: Banjo-Flower
Date: 26 Jul 02 - 05:56 PM

Perhaps Mustafa has pacified him by feeding him sume real english food (pizza wiv sume french fries9

Greg (still hiding from JeZeBeL9

Subject: RE: BS: jOhn from Hull, in Hull, on Hull 9Part3)
From: Oaklet
Date: 26 Jul 02 - 05:48 PM

Gerry, thanks for soothing me. One, I can cope with (as long as he or she is friendly), the presence of two reveals my complete inability to deal with group dynamics. Unless they are freisians, when I become becalmed.

Watch the for the thread entitled "Oakley sacked from Punch the Horse for wearing shorts at gig". Ossonflags is showing his disquiet at the inevitable sartorial mess and atonomical diversity to be displayed tomorrow9.

Where is yer man anyway? I thought that he'd have got wind that he now has his own thread9, and thrown a sickie at Mustafa, in order to get comfy and gush forth. He now has a soulmate by the way, in Dodgy bird - another of the sisterhood of the strangely configured keyboard who owns a hamster and drinks bear. Are you there jOhn9?

Subject: RE: BS: jOhn from Hull, in Hull, on Hull 9Part3)
From: Banjo-Flower
Date: 26 Jul 02 - 05:45 PM

And where's johN? his very own thread and he's nowhere to be seen

Gerry

Subject: RE: BS: jOhn from Hull, in Hull, on Hull 9Part3)
From: Banjo-Flower
Date: 26 Jul 02 - 05:39 PM

Where the bloody 'ell is skipjack when you need him he speaks american (he's just been on a refresher course) I bet he's swanning about in his fannymobile9

gerry

Subject: RE: BS: jOhn from Hull, in Hull, on Hull 9Part3)
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 26 Jul 02 - 05:31 PM

wElll iv'e nut been to hu9ll but Icntspellortypeverywell either. I d'ont tHInc its a lysdexical thnig.

Sorry, John. Couldn't resist. Keep wearing the hat:-)

loVe

dvae

Subject: RE: BS: jOhn from Hull, in Hull, on Hull 9Part3)
From: Banjo-Flower
Date: 26 Jul 02 - 05:17 PM

Don't panic mr oakleaf there's only one of them cos catsPHiddle is english on the other hand i think you ought to really panic cos she's a friend of JeZeBel and i'm really quivering in my sandals whatever you do do'nt mention that you wear shorts (oops run Dave run9

I'M not Gerry really Emma (honest)

Subject: RE: BS: jOhn from Hull, in Hull, on Hull 9Part3)
From: Oaklet
Date: 26 Jul 02 - 04:39 PM

Banjo- Flowerrrrrrrrrrr!

I've got two of them on now!!! What do I do? OK.

Errr... Hello to you both and you are very welcome to this UK thread. It's er.. simply a pleasure to have you aboard as it were, Er... I am especialy glad that you've been er.. to Hull, indeed it er.. certainly is the most splendid of places, I trust you'll agree. Er.. sorry about the dratted rain, the bloody weather is completely hopeless. Er... will you please excuse me for just one moment....

Gerry!.... Gerry!!.... GERRRYYYY!!!

Subject: RE: BS: jOhn from Hull, in Hull, on Hull 9Part3)
From: Catherine Jayne
Date: 26 Jul 02 - 04:27 PM

I've been to Hull.....It was raining.....all day......there was a possibility that it was going to sink so we left!!!

Did a large amount of shopping there which meant I spent a large amount of money....oh well!!

cat

Subject: RE: BS: jOhn from Hull, in Hull, on Hull 9Part3)
From: Nancy King
Date: 26 Jul 02 - 04:22 PM

Well, I'm an American and I've been to Hull. How weird is that?!

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse at Dirty Nellys (PART 2)
From: GUEST,me
Date: 26 Jul 02 - 03:46 PM

catch up l8r work beckons

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse at Dirty Nellys (PART 2)
From: Oaklet
Date: 26 Jul 02 - 03:43 PM

What, GUEST,me, you really coming to the gig? Make yourself known to Ossonflags and he'll buy you a bear. So will I, come to that. The Hope and Anchor is on the A1077 between Barton and Winterton. Head for the cement works and a fine heard of 18 freisians. The pub is at the confluence of the Humber and the River Ancholme, just near to the lifting bridge. See ya!

Subject: RE: BS: jOhn from Hull, in Hull, on Hull 9Part3)
From: fat B****rd
Date: 26 Jul 02 - 03:41 PM

When I die I'll go to heaven 'cos I've spent sometime in Hull !!!!!!!!!! come on the Mariners !!!!!!!!! Sorry, it's been a hot and stuffy day in the warehouse.

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse at Dirty Nellys (PART 2)
From: GUEST,me
Date: 26 Jul 02 - 03:34 PM

being a blonde meant south ferriby soz for any confusion

Subject: RE: BS: jOhn from Hull, in Hull, on Hull 9Part3)
From: Oaklet
Date: 26 Jul 02 - 03:31 PM

Gerry, I think that they've gone. Rats! Look, I leave you to do one simple bloody thing, whilst I try to find jOhn on another thread, and look what happens. No Americans. Zippo. Zilch. Next time I'll prepare something to make 'em stick around. Maybe saspirella on rye, or something. Look, make sure to shout me, the minute you spot one, do you hear?

Subject: RE: BS: jOhn from Hull, in Hull, on Hull 9Part3)
From: Banjo-Flower
Date: 26 Jul 02 - 03:24 PM

errrr welcome America (how's that Dave did i do well or what9

Gerry

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse at Dirty Nellys (PART 2)
From: Oaklet
Date: 26 Jul 02 - 03:19 PM

GUEST,me, Hi. What's going on in South Lincs?

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse at Dirty Nellys (PART 2)
From: GUEST,me
Date: 26 Jul 02 - 03:13 PM

jon from ull thanx couldnt reply sooner unfortunately i had abit of technical probs will catch you in south lincs

Subject: RE: BS: jOhn from Hull, in Hull, on Hull 9Part3)
From: Oaklet
Date: 26 Jul 02 - 02:39 PM

Jesus Gerry, I heard you shout and came as fast as I could. What? real Americans? Crikey!

Ahem...Hello Americans!! Welcome to a UK thread. This is what we have to put up with when you are asleep. Drivel of the highest quality, but some of the UK people will insist upon that damned thread-drift thing, which I personally find so irritating. But we do try to leave things nice and tidy for when you wake in the small hours, and start to do your American electric writings. So how is America then?

jOhn will either go bannnaaannas or be chuffed to bITs9, when he comes round. What do you say John?

Gerry, I hope that the Americans stay around a bit, say something encouraging and welcoming to them. After all, you're the one with the bloody flower on the skin of your banjo.

Subject: RE: BS: jOhn from Hull, in Hull, on Hull 9Part3)
From: Banjo-Flower
Date: 26 Jul 02 - 02:14 PM

Wake up Oakleaf the aaaaaaaaaaamericans have arrived

Gerry

Subject: RE: BS: jOhn from Hull, in Hull, on Hull 9Part3)
From: MMario
Date: 26 Jul 02 - 02:07 PM

as long as he doesn't upset his dumpster. Nothin' worse then an irate dumpster on the loose!

Subject: RE: BS: jOhn from Hull, in Hull, on Hull 9Part3)
From: Willa
Date: 26 Jul 02 - 02:05 PM

You lot'll be in Depp trouble when jOhnn sees this 9 He'll set his hampster on you9

Subject: RE: BS: jOhn from Hull, in Hull, on Hull 9Part3)
From: mooman
Date: 26 Jul 02 - 01:49 PM

Not sure 'Spaw. I don't know whether the NYCFTTS has sufficient expertise in this type of case. When I see Skip (perhaps in September) we'll discuss the proposition anyway. The white coats would be handy as Skip only has frilly knickers...

Moo

Subject: RE: BS: jOhn from Hull, in Hull, on Hull 9Part3)
From: catspaw49
Date: 26 Jul 02 - 12:31 PM

I dunno' mooman, but I'm pretty sure John needs to be netted by a couple of guys in white coats and sent to the NYCFTTS. If you and Skipjack want to net him, I'll send the Insanevac Chopper right away. Ca,, me if you don't have white coats and I'll send you a couple.

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: jOhn from Hull, in Hull, on Hull 9Part3)
From: mooman
Date: 26 Jul 02 - 12:07 PM

Do they still practise that ancient sport in 'ull where men with butterfly nets gather intently around the person clipping his toenails?

(Readers of the old Fosdyke Saga may remember that)

mooman

Subject: RE: BS: jOhn from Hull, in Hull, on Hull 9Part3)
From: Skipjack K8
Date: 26 Jul 02 - 11:09 AM

Spot on Jeri,or at least is in on 9jOhn's keybord! Nice to see some cross-pollination from the former colony!

Gary

Subject: RE: BS: jOhn from Hull, in Hull, on Hull 9Part3)
From: GUEST,Oakley
Date: 26 Jul 02 - 11:07 AM

Hull's spanish quarter is home to at least 2 'Catters, jOhn, Ossenflags, who else? I will tip you off if I see the dEflector van9 so don't worry.

The Humberside Police (Bazouki Squad, I think, but I couldn't see the Insignia on the tunic), criticised my Hiace's windscreen yesterday in Grimsby. The cheek of it! I am raising this with the Special Whistles Division at Goxhill on Wednesday, informally at first. He is boozing in the old town AGAIN, as we speak.

Subject: RE: BS: jOhn from Hull, in Hull, on Hull 9Part3)
From: Jeri
Date: 26 Jul 02 - 10:58 AM

9Isn't Hul9l some9where n9ear Halif9ax and 9Hell?

Subject: RE: BS: jOhn from Hull, in Hull, on Hull 9Part3)
From: Banjo-Flower
Date: 26 Jul 02 - 10:52 AM

Thanks a bunch Mr Happy!!! you've just ruined the third innings of the ancient North Lincolnshire sport of 'ull baiting just when we were on the verge of getting johN9 out dwyle before flonk

Gerry (with tongue firmly in cheek)

Subject: RE: BS: jOhn from Hull, in Hull, on Hull 9Part3)
From: Banjo-Flower
Date: 26 Jul 02 - 08:28 AM

johN Don't let Oakleaf know you watch T.V without a lisense9

Gerry

Subject: RE: BS: jOhn from Hull, in Hull, on Hull 9Part3)
From: GUEST,greg stephens
Date: 26 Jul 02 - 08:27 AM

Just out of interest,have any Mudcatters who dont live there ever been to Hull? Anyone know where it is?

Subject: jOhn from Hull, in Hull, on Hull 9Part3)
From: Skipjack K8
Date: 26 Jul 02 - 08:18 AM

....... and our apologies for continuing this Shatneresque Limey equivalent.

Gary