Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward 2010 From: SINSULL Date: 15 Jan 10 - 01:54 PM Now I'm confused. The Pepto Bismol pink room with flamingoes and lady slippers is Micca's? He won't mind if we borrow one flamingo for Tom's room. Linn will be very disappointed if there is no flamingo. Now MMario with the superating sore can have the lime green room with the lemon tree - to match the ooze. Glad that's all sorted out. |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward 2010 From: MMario Date: 15 Jan 10 - 01:44 PM I thought the Pink Flamingo room was permanently reserved for Micca.... my incision's weeping again - could someone cheer it up? |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward 2010 From: SINSULL Date: 15 Jan 10 - 01:31 PM Stilly? You're conscious??? WOW I thought that bump on the head in the Tavern wiped you out. That squid ink must have cushioned the blow. Er Stilly. That's not wine you're drinking...could we have a wheel chair over here? SRS needs an EKG, an MRI and a colonoscopy toot sweet. Wish she had brought the wine instead of the squid ink. |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward 2010 From: Stilly River Sage Date: 15 Jan 10 - 12:54 PM Little Hawk has some of those singing Billy Bass things. I'm sure he'd loan you a few. Just ask him. |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward 2010 From: Ebbie Date: 15 Jan 10 - 12:47 PM Sinsull, I begin to understand your acquisitive successes- you got a good eye. |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward 2010 From: SINSULL Date: 15 Jan 10 - 12:41 PM Spaw - the one I got him actually jumps up and down singing "If you're happy and you know it clap your hands". He tried to kill me with it. Has thrown it multiple times but it refuses to die. Wonder why he hasn't shot it?????? |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward 2010 From: catspaw49 Date: 15 Jan 10 - 12:12 PM So you;re trying to kill Kendall with the dancing chicken? I mean they look cute and funny and all but the damn things blow up......................oh wait........I get it now..................... Spaw |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward 2010 From: SINSULL Date: 15 Jan 10 - 11:55 AM In Tom's room. |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward 2010 From: Stilly River Sage Date: 15 Jan 10 - 11:54 AM Will there be pink flamingos? |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward 2010 From: SINSULL Date: 15 Jan 10 - 11:28 AM No. In fact with the US bail out money we installed a monorail. Door to Floor service. |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward 2010 From: Stilly River Sage Date: 15 Jan 10 - 11:14 AM Where's the chocolate? And how's the passage from the ward into the tavern? It isn't blocked by overcoats and wellies, is it? (Boots and jackets for those of us on the West side of the pond). |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward 2010 From: SINSULL Date: 15 Jan 10 - 10:49 AM New management; new rules. At least if you want flannel sheets color coordinated to floral displays. Damn! that walking peppermint stick is back in Tom's room. Where did she find that loathsome shade of Pepto Bismal oink? YUK |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward 2010 From: GUEST,WYS-out Date: 15 Jan 10 - 10:34 AM (I'm not aware that people need to post private medical info to get into this ward.....) Play nice, people. ~Susan |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward 2010 From: SINSULL Date: 15 Jan 10 - 10:21 AM You get nothing unless you have a surgical incision to qualify you for treatment. And an insurance card. Nurse Ratched! Another free loader! Off with her head! There you go - a surgical incision. Aqua Blue sheet blankies it is. And cornflowers. |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward 2010 From: GUEST,wys Date: 15 Jan 10 - 10:10 AM I'll take flannel, aqua-blue sheet blankies. I'd rather be in the water, and it's cold in here! STanding order for caf staff: Coffee with LOTS of Real Cream and Chocolate. I'll take an hour of Ratched-babysitting too-- I can chase her around and work off the calories! Yer all SAFE from her for ONE HOUR. Dr. Dre, huh, I got Dr. DREW in my pocket in case Ratched goes too far, and he has staff of his own! ~S~ |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward 2010 From: SINSULL Date: 15 Jan 10 - 09:22 AM Great idea, pinkie. Dr. Dre it is. That will get Kendall and Tom moving FAST! |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward 2010 From: mauvepink Date: 15 Jan 10 - 09:17 AM "Speaking as someone who works in Radiology...they're ALL weird. :-)" ... it's the radiation! lol I have to admit that one of the things I have used over the years, in nursing, community care, disturbed children, and well adjusted adults!... is music therapy. Finding what kind of music a person likes, and sometimes playing an alternative, can have astounding reults in calming. So I think a Mudcatter's Ward is a brilliant idea because the 'folk music types' can actually be crazier than the Radiology Dept and twice as eficacious ! :-) mp |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward 2010 From: SINSULL Date: 15 Jan 10 - 08:37 AM Good! We can use you on bedpan duty. Spend your day where the sun doesn't shine. |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward 2010 From: AllisonA(Animaterra) Date: 15 Jan 10 - 08:35 AM Oh, but I just want to soothe the fevered brow and spread a little sunshine.... |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward 2010 From: SINSULL Date: 15 Jan 10 - 08:25 AM I am putting myself in charge of color coordinating sheets with personalities. I think a nice sunny yellow for Michelle with a vase full of daffodils and some bright red accessories for contrast. Curmudgeon gets an olive green base color, camouflage sheets and peacock feathers - not quite coordinated but suits him. Kendall gets baby blue to match his eyes and pale blue flannel sheets printed with big yellow labs. A nice singing dancing jumping chicken will add a litle pizzazz. UH OH I don't think the duty nurse likes the selection. And keep that candy striper out of here. She clashes with everything. |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward 2010 From: Becca72 Date: 15 Jan 10 - 08:16 AM Speaking as someone who works in Radiology...they're ALL weird. :-) |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward 2010 From: AllisonA(Animaterra) Date: 15 Jan 10 - 08:03 AM Oh, good- I was hoping this would appear! I'm in the pink of health, so picture me as your cheerful Candy-striper (in my dreams! In reality I would look more like this!) |
Subject: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward 2010 From: GUEST,LTS pretending to work Date: 15 Jan 10 - 07:56 AM Dammit, there are just too many people to name who are in need of a bit of TLC from Mudcat... I've given up multiple postings because a) I'm at work and not supposed to be here and b) I can't get everyone's names straight in my head! So... here's the Ward open again, post good wishes, complaints about hospital food, list your symptoms or just borrow a teddy bear and a blankie, and feel loved. Oh, and watch out for Nurse Ratched - she had a bad experience at the Christmas party with the weird guy from radiology, so if she offers a bed bath, say NO!! LTS |