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(name removed) has a fat arse

Steve Latimer 09 Jul 01 - 03:27 PM
Liz the Squeak 09 Jul 01 - 03:26 PM
Eric the Viking 09 Jul 01 - 03:22 PM
clansfolk 09 Jul 01 - 10:15 AM
Skipjack K8 09 Jul 01 - 08:53 AM
ScottyG 09 Jul 01 - 08:52 AM
JudeL 09 Jul 01 - 08:50 AM
Steve Parkes 09 Jul 01 - 08:38 AM
The Walrus at work 09 Jul 01 - 08:34 AM
Patrish(inactive) 09 Jul 01 - 08:28 AM
KingBrilliant 09 Jul 01 - 07:55 AM
KingBrilliant 09 Jul 01 - 07:51 AM
Dave the Gnome 09 Jul 01 - 06:22 AM
Dave the Gnome 09 Jul 01 - 06:20 AM
Ella who is Sooze 09 Jul 01 - 06:12 AM
GUEST,Thin arse 09 Jul 01 - 05:35 AM
Linda Kelly 09 Jul 01 - 05:29 AM
GUEST 09 Jul 01 - 05:25 AM
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Subject: RE: (name removed) has a fat arse
From: Steve Latimer
Date: 09 Jul 01 - 03:27 PM

And according to Taj Mahal, Big Legged Mama's Are Back In Style Again.


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Subject: RE: (name removed) has a fat arse
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 09 Jul 01 - 03:26 PM

Yes it is... I like it that way. So do several other people.

Next time, come up and introduce yourself - I'll sing you a special song.

LT FATARSED S!


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Subject: RE: (name removed) has a fat arse
From: Eric the Viking
Date: 09 Jul 01 - 03:22 PM

Judge ye not a book by it's cover, It's a shame that "guest" has no courage in him/her as the song goes. He/she does not identify the gender of the person that is being referred to either.Beauty is skin deep and for every bird there is a tree etc as the song goes, perhaps "guest" has not found his/her tree yet.

Pity the poor person. Sad, sad, sad,-perhaps guest will next time say, Jewish, asian,black, white, chinese, one eyed, disabled,short, tall, diseased or some other excuse to be a PRAT !

Signed, Eric the viking, never afraid to put my name to anything I write, say or do. lives in Cleckheaton-don't like it guest you can find me there, now PISS OFF!


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Subject: RE: (name removed) has a fat arse
From: clansfolk
Date: 09 Jul 01 - 10:15 AM

Maybe "Guest" - was actually looking into a mirror

An easy test for him to try is to sing a song standing then sit down - does it get quieter? - if so he sings from the same place as he talks from!

As for mine - well "when I sit around the house - I sit around the house" - "I get a hang over just sitting on a bar stool" etc. etc. etc......

Pete (Maximus seatus)


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Subject: RE: (name removed) has a fat arse
From: Skipjack K8
Date: 09 Jul 01 - 08:53 AM

How the mighty are fallen? From Rear of the Year (Male) 1978 to the stretched marked sagging transom I now stuff down me trousers, I feel qualified to sit in judgement on this vexed question.

Jesus had, if not the biggest arse, the stretchiest skin in the Bible. He tied his ass to a tree, and walked thirty miles hence, unto Jerusalem.

Our guest, when unmasked as David has explained, is unlikely to be callipygian, and most likely possessive of many other imperfections, but shoite, I'd sooner be afflicted than a flamer. That's sickness of the soul.

Skipjack


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Subject: RE(name removed) has a fat arse
From: ScottyG
Date: 09 Jul 01 - 08:52 AM

To (name removed) and and all you fat bottomed girls out there:

Lots of us guys love ample behinds. My wife is no skinny minny, but she's sure as hell sexier than these boney super-model types you see all over the place. Er, what was the quip; "more cushion for better pushin"?

Nonsense aside, what does the size of one's backside have to do with the kind of person one is? "Guest" needs to get a life.

BBWs - gotta love 'em!

ScottyG

--- I replaced the name of this thread's target in the thread title, and in all messages above this note. ---
---Jeff (PA)---


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Subject: RE: (name removed) has a fat arse
From: JudeL
Date: 09 Jul 01 - 08:50 AM

GUEST - you appear to be obsessed by asses is this because you are one or because your head is stuck so far up yours !!

(name removed), take no notice of that crude rude and ignorant coward hiding behind his supposed anonymity
Many Big Hugs Jude May his bits shrivel and his life become far too interesting for him to cope with!


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Subject: RE: (name removed) has a fat arse
From: Steve Parkes
Date: 09 Jul 01 - 08:38 AM

We should treat his (her?) contempt with the remark it deserves!

Steve


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Subject: RE: (name removed) has a fat arse
From: The Walrus at work
Date: 09 Jul 01 - 08:34 AM

It strikes me that "GUEST" has had one too many wine gums.

Walrus


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Subject: RE: (name removed) has a fat arse
From: Patrish(inactive)
Date: 09 Jul 01 - 08:28 AM

My daughter refers to her backside as " two badly parked vauxwagons"
(name removed) I too could not ignore this thread - guest is a very lame git - I would not waste a nano second thinking about him.
I could start a thread in praise of said nether region ?
Patrish xxx


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Subject: RE: (name removed) has a fat arse
From: KingBrilliant
Date: 09 Jul 01 - 07:55 AM

And just to lighten the moment....
Mine is so vast that Mark once told me I needed patterned trousers 'to break up the monotony of your arse'.
Its a phrase I still cherish.
Still - we do make the rocking world go round. Freddie said so.

Kris


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Subject: RE: (name removed) has a fat arse
From: KingBrilliant
Date: 09 Jul 01 - 07:51 AM

And you, dear Guest, are an arse-hole.
A very unpleasant one.
(name removed) - don't take no notice. You carry yourself with style, and I can't imagine why this ignorant git feels the need to insult you.
Sorry to raise the thread to the top again - but I didn't want to just ignore it either...

Kris


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Subject: RE: (name removed) has a fat arse
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 09 Jul 01 - 06:22 AM

Whoops! Spelt illiterate illeterate. Must prove something but I don't know what...

I'm sure our 'anonymous' guest will tell me;-)

DtG


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Subject: RE: (name removed) has a fat arse
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 09 Jul 01 - 06:20 AM

Better than a fat head. She must realy have got to you for you to keep putting these postings on every thread. What's it like to be that besotted with someone that you cannot stop talking about them?

And don't worry too much about being anonymous. Are you that computer illeterate to think that your IP address(es) cannot be traced? Be VERY careful if you think you can get away with anything because you are hiden. You are not!

DtG


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Subject: RE: (name removed) has a fat arse
From: Ella who is Sooze
Date: 09 Jul 01 - 06:12 AM

gawd... have you nothing better to do, putting same message on most threads.... hmmmmmm!

perhaps you should consider a career in match stick boat building, very satisfying for the obsessive compulsive people so I have heard...

oh dear!

E


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Subject: RE: (name removed) has a fat arse
From: GUEST,Thin arse
Date: 09 Jul 01 - 05:35 AM

But I'm only a 'gutless' guest. How could she know?


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Subject: RE: (name removed) has a fat arse
From: Linda Kelly
Date: 09 Jul 01 - 05:29 AM

she speak's very highly of you.


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Subject: (name removed) has a fat arse
From: GUEST
Date: 09 Jul 01 - 05:25 AM

I know, I've had the displeasure of seeing it


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