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Subject: RE: Seeking Travel Companion From: wysiwyg Date: 27 Dec 03 - 10:27 PM Baaaaaaaadddddddddd! Is this Elite behavior????? Well.... Yeah! ~S~ |
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Subject: RE: Seeking Travel Companion From: GUEST,.gargoyle Date: 27 Dec 03 - 11:10 PM Post the details....I don't bite, scratch or kick....
Leave Phone number and hours to contact, e-mail, and dates available, you will get an answer.
Sincerely,
IF you are queer trying to pretend straight - you don't need a sex change - you can come as you are - (If you are straight - trying to pickup - I won't change any of my anatomotical structure.....If you only need another drunk to "down-load" a load when you overload....envite JoHnHuLL ....Howver, if the gig is set and you require an accountant, scheduler, advance-man, stand-in, comic, or companion....Perhaps, I am your MAN. |
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Subject: RE: Seeking Travel Companion From: John MacKenzie Date: 28 Dec 03 - 06:05 AM No point my dusting down my kilt and sporran then?? John |
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Subject: RE: Seeking Travel Companion From: kendall Date: 28 Dec 03 - 08:25 AM Sorcha, you are really asking for it! |
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Subject: RE: Seeking Travel Companion From: okthen Date: 28 Dec 03 - 09:10 AM Gadabout, when you make your final choice, could you send me the 'phone numbers of the other ladies on your shortlist? |
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Subject: RE: Seeking Travel Companion From: GUEST,bi-lingus Date: 28 Dec 03 - 11:26 AM What a beautiful website. Are you all swingers? NOTE TO DADDIE GADDIE GADFLY...I*AM*THE*TRAVEL*COMPANION*THAT*YOU*NEED I live near Montreal CANADA, 47 years of age, speak both English and French fluently and some Spanish. Divorced/no kids/no ties/educated/outgoing/ homecoming queen (for sure)/5'5" tall 120 pounds US 35/23/36 I will send pictures if you respond and more information. You will love this part, not only am bi-lingual, I am also bi-sexual. I may as well tell you, I am a hemale/shemale combo. I have adequate equiptment to swing both ways. Just wait until you see me in a bikini! Does this appeal to you, Daddie Gaddie? I just know we will hit it off. |
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Subject: RE: Seeking Travel Companion From: LilyFestre Date: 28 Dec 03 - 03:42 PM "Sad note: Three of my friends are in jail for assaulting an old lady. Two of them held her down while the third one fixed her hair." ROTFLMAO......that is just TOO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have a little old woman with one stocking up and the other down....purse clutched to her chest, Sunday church dress from 1950, big clunky shoes and blue hair dancing before me while Queer Eye attempts the Diva makeover....desparately trying to avoid being clomped on the head with a purse full of nasty hankies and Lifesavers!!!!!! ROFL!!!!!!!!!! Michelle |
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Subject: RE: Seeking Travel Companion From: LoosanaJack Date: 28 Dec 03 - 04:17 PM Greetings from Nawlins. THIS IS SOME FUNNY STUFF. Some of you folks are good enough to do stand-up. As to the gist of the thread, there are quite a few "kept" ladies and no doubt a few men here in the city, especially in the French Quarter. This type of arrangement is very common here. rump-romper...are you the same as a rump-ranger? Here is an excellent funny book............... "A Confederacy of Dunces" Pulitzer Prize Winner by John Kennedy Toole. A comedic novel about an outrageous bunch of characters running loose in the streets of New Orleans. Main character is Ignatius J. Riley. Any of you read this? Jack |
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Subject: RE: Seeking Travel Companion From: Ed. Date: 28 Dec 03 - 04:29 PM Little Hawk considers this to be one of the funniest threads. I think that it's about the saddest. On the assumption that the initial message was genuine, I can only feel sorry for 'gadabout' Unable to find love, he thinks that he can use his money to approximate it (whilst misunderstandind the difference between sex and love). Gadabout, how about finding a girl that you like, and who doesn't care about money? |
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Subject: RE: Seeking Travel Companion From: Stilly River Sage Date: 28 Dec 03 - 05:16 PM Ed, I don't think he mentioned sex or love. We assumed it. He advertised for a companion. The trouble was, he put in the kinds of parameters that one sees in the personal ads a la "SM seeks SF for good times." To be fair, deciding that he can't tell the difference between sex and love is taking this a remove too far. SRS |
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Subject: RE: Seeking Travel Companion From: Peace Date: 28 Dec 03 - 06:13 PM I think GUEST gadabout's first mistake was posting on the Mudcat. People here are not going to pass on a shot at some humour. Freda--I love the poems, and please consider this more encouragement. The postings by GUEST gadabout are facetious, and he should have the good sense that God gave a turnip to see his mission has become impossible. Good luck finding someone who can be bought for a paltry fifth of a million. Why, we have higher Marminator bills than that, and that is only for the ongoing interviews I hold with would-be starlets, varlets and ha . . . ; I'l not stoop to filth, even in the interests of art for art's sake (or a neat little rhyme). I am a man of principle--$200,000, jaysus. Give me a break! |
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Subject: RE: Seeking Travel Companion From: Peace Date: 29 Dec 03 - 12:27 AM Help me Catters...Wanted: Sex. Must be over 21, female and breathing. I am a man of very simple tastes. Any blow-up dolls will have to have a complete medical, physical and criminal record check. The aforementioned will be done by my buddy, Little Hawk. (He doesn't know it yet, so don't be e-mailing and telling him. I just want to see how he reacts to 783 "Suzie, The Affordable Light-weight Travel Companions" arriving in the mail with neither warning nor explanation.) Bicycle pump a must. I will not have my friend's lips sullied by cheap plastic tubes that may have had other blower-uppers. If the dolls have been previously dated, have the good taste to give them a thorough washing with soap, water and bleach. Gadabout, take a lesson in ad writing, and eat your heart out! (And I refuse to lower myself by mentioning money.) |
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Subject: RE: Seeking Travel Companion From: GUEST Date: 29 Dec 03 - 12:29 AM jOhn from Hull - Personally I hope the guy IS a cereal killer...Those bastards Count Chocula and Cap'n Crunch have been living on borrowed time for YEARS.... |
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Subject: RE: Seeking Travel Companion From: Stilly River Sage Date: 29 Dec 03 - 12:32 AM Guest--I think he was looking for Trix. . . |
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Subject: RE: Seeking Travel Companion From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 29 Dec 03 - 12:36 AM GUEST- i think you are one of the crazy bastards that we have to be carefull of. |
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Subject: RE: Seeking Travel Companion From: kendall Date: 29 Dec 03 - 04:13 AM This guy couldn't make out in a womans prison with a seabag full of pardons. |
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Subject: RE: Seeking Travel Companion From: John MacKenzie Date: 29 Dec 03 - 10:17 AM Is he a seaman then? John |
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Subject: RE: Seeking Travel Companion From: Big Mick Date: 29 Dec 03 - 10:40 AM This thread was likely started by an old troll. S/he used to be a member here, but when s/he ripped someone off and got caught, s/he disappeared. Every so often s/he resurfaces and starts some of this crap. Unless I miss my guess, s/he has posted on this thread as gadabout, ashamed, moony, rumpromper, bilingus, LoosanaJack, stroker, and sandy creek. S/he thinks she is much smarter than everyone else here and delights (in his/her twisted mind)in making you all dance. Classic troll mentality. I suggest that you all either ignore or continue to make light of this. Under no circumstances should any intelligent 'Catter respond to the bait and contact this person. But that is just my suggestion. As usual on our little corner of the net, you are all free to do as you will. All the best, Mick |
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Subject: RE: Seeking Travel Companion From: Uncle_DaveO Date: 29 Dec 03 - 11:05 AM Loosana Jack said, in part: "A Confederacy of Dunces" Pulitzer Prize Winner by John Kennedy Toole. A comedic novel about an outrageous bunch of characters running loose in the streets of New Orleans. Main character is Ignatius J. Riley. Any of you read this? I sure have! Three times! This has got to the the great American novel! I think I'll go get it off the bookshelf, to read again. Hilarious, and some of the most wonderful characters you'll ever find in a novel. Dave Oesterreich |
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Subject: RE: Seeking Travel Companion From: Mr Happy Date: 29 Dec 03 - 11:30 AM http://www.cantbarsed.com/giftideas/sillyjokes.htm |
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Subject: RE: Seeking Travel Companion From: GUEST,Lisa Date: 29 Dec 03 - 04:55 PM I am exhausted and suffering from post-champagne depression this is a real killer. I have been initiated into all mysteries of life and I am seeking fantastically exciting male companion with a zest for life and has good conversation on every subject under the sun. |
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Subject: RE: Seeking Travel Companion From: GUEST Date: 29 Dec 03 - 05:00 PM Stilly Wabbit...Trix are for kids ....... |
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Subject: RE: Seeking Travel Companion From: PoppaGator Date: 29 Dec 03 - 06:21 PM Whether "Loosana Jack" is for real or not (whether or not s/he is an alter ego of the original "gadabout"), the recommendation of "Confederacy of Dunces" is a good one. All you connosieurs (sp?) of accents should take special notice of this comic masterpiece. Each of Kennedy's characters represents a different recognizable New Orleans "type," and each has a different spot-on accurate accent. |
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Subject: RE: Seeking Travel Companion From: Peace Date: 29 Dec 03 - 07:06 PM I am somewhat disappointed that my posting of Dec 29 above has received no replies as yet. OK, I give in. I'll offer $11.27 Canadian per week. Filthy lucre wins again. |
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Subject: RE: Seeking Travel Companion From: SINSULL Date: 29 Dec 03 - 07:21 PM $11.27 Canadian???? Canadian?????? heeheeeheeee Thomas, you will have a better chance offering original poetry. Still no word on the banjo... |
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Subject: RE: Seeking Travel Companion From: Jilly Date: 29 Dec 03 - 07:41 PM This is my first visit here so Hello to everyone. I would like to meet a travel Companion so anyone going any place? |
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Subject: RE: Seeking Travel Companion From: Peace Date: 29 Dec 03 - 08:10 PM Jilly, Welcome to the Mudcat. You might want to read the whole thread and get a good idea of what is going on. BM |
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Subject: RE: Seeking Travel Companion From: freda underhill Date: 29 Dec 03 - 08:23 PM Bruce you may wish to check out my offer on the Lobster song challenge thread.. freda |
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Subject: RE: Seeking Travel Companion From: GUEST Date: 29 Dec 03 - 09:05 PM Seems like Big Mick has "busted" this ill-conceived thread and once again swooped to the defence of poor cannot-think-or-figure-stuff-out Mudcats. Whether these postings are real or bogus you have to admit IT IS FUNNY and makes you think "is this shit for real?". It takes an excellent imagination to concoct such a fanciful idea. Mayhaps some of you are jealous that your minds do not travel outside the boundaries of your electric or eclectic fences, What think you, BM... Good job, Gaddie, whoever you are. I like to think he is real and that his posting is real and somewhere outside the encampment there is a hot toothsome footloose wench that will just the companion our well composed friend seeks. They will fall in ____________ and ride or sail off into the __________ together. Too bad John Kennedy Toole did not live long enough to write sequels to "A Confederacy of Dunces". Would this make a great movie or what... |
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Subject: RE: Seeking Travel Companion From: Sorcha Date: 29 Dec 03 - 09:15 PM Are we still having fun, or what??? My offer has not been commented on.....I am heartbroken. |
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Subject: RE: Seeking Travel Companion From: Big Mick Date: 29 Dec 03 - 09:32 PM I think, my old antagonist, that your arrogance has flushed you out. In that poor mind of yours you will use any excuse to try and feel superior. That is fine. Just don't expect some of us to play along. Mick |
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Subject: RE: Seeking Travel Companion From: NicoleC Date: 29 Dec 03 - 09:37 PM Imagination? Not really. These kinds of ads are in every major paper every week. The FIRST guy... well, he might have been imaginative it he weren't so pathetic. |
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Subject: RE: Seeking Travel Companion From: Charley Noble Date: 29 Dec 03 - 09:51 PM Score one for Big Mick! Charley Noble, who only trolls with the best |
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Subject: RE: Seeking Travel Companion From: Big Mick Date: 29 Dec 03 - 09:54 PM Why do you congratulate yourself, GUEST 9:05 PM? |
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Subject: RE: Seeking Travel Companion From: freda underhill Date: 29 Dec 03 - 09:59 PM Sorcha, I know how you feel. I made an irresistable offer on the lobster song challenge thread (to help me get to a song writing contest in Maine) and strangely no one has taken it up! freda |
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Subject: RE: Seeking Travel Companion From: GUEST Date: 29 Dec 03 - 10:30 PM Some will not play along, but most will...the game is still afoot. |
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Subject: RE: Seeking Travel Companion From: Stilly River Sage Date: 29 Dec 03 - 11:00 PM I agree guest--I can visualize them with a durable road-trip future, making beautiful Musli together. ("stilly wabbitt"--pretty good one!) |
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Subject: RE: Seeking Travel Companion From: Hrothgar Date: 30 Dec 03 - 12:43 AM Well, Sorch, I might not be able to do too many bench presses, but hw about a few push-ups? |
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Subject: RE: Seeking Travel Companion From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 30 Dec 03 - 12:49 AM HA! Now I can see the Ads! ~~~~~~ Instant Criminal Check Instant Nationwide Criminal/Felony Check. Results Displayed Instantly. ~~~~~~ Run Criminal Record Check Discover the Truth About Anyone with Web Detective software. Aff. ~~~~~~~ How appropriate! Robin |
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Subject: RE: Seeking Travel Companion From: Stilly River Sage Date: 30 Dec 03 - 01:45 AM And guest, when they finally part and she wants her last payment, I hope that he doesn't tell her "the Chex in the mail." SRS |
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Subject: RE: Seeking Travel Companion From: Sorcha Date: 30 Dec 03 - 02:11 AM Push ups were not in the offer....sorry Hrothgar... |
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Subject: RE: Seeking Travel Companion From: Liz the Squeak Date: 30 Dec 03 - 05:09 AM Cluin - I pass two items on your list, is that enough? I'm sure I can work on one of the others if I can just find the right blunt instrument and a good defense lawyer. I don't do pushups. LTS |
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Subject: RE: Seeking Travel Companion From: Jilly Date: 30 Dec 03 - 05:37 AM Bi-Lingus have you discovered your husbands stunning girl friends photograph? "what a revenge", what ever did he do to make you that cross? When my husband died he left his brand new car ( Jaguar) to his mistress. I put an add in the paper and sold it for twenty pounds. "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned" |
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Subject: RE: Seeking Travel Companion From: kendall Date: 30 Dec 03 - 07:34 AM Do I have to explain what a "centerboard cook" is to get a response? |
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Subject: RE: Seeking Travel Companion From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 30 Dec 03 - 07:49 AM No kendall, we've already cooked something up... |
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Subject: RE: Seeking Travel Companion From: kendall Date: 30 Dec 03 - 08:12 AM I'm surrounded by non sailors |
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Subject: RE: Seeking Travel Companion From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 30 Dec 03 - 08:23 AM ... moron'd ... (that's not a mispelling)... |
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Subject: RE: Seeking Travel Companion From: Charley Noble Date: 30 Dec 03 - 09:59 AM Kendall- I know what a "centerboard" is, and what a "cook" is and even the nickname for the galley smokestack. But you'll have to explain to us what a "centerboard cook" is this evening at the Seadogs Tavern. Maybe they've got one out back. Cheerily, Charley Noble |
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Subject: RE: Seeking Travel Companion From: harpgirl Date: 30 Dec 03 - 10:04 AM so it must mean you cook on the aft deck with a grill attached to the stantion like my dad used to do for grilling on the sailboat! |
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Subject: RE: Seeking Travel Companion From: Big Mick Date: 30 Dec 03 - 10:17 AM Nope. |
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