where's tyke

Subject: wheres tyke
From: GUEST,banjo andy
Date: 06 Apr 03 - 02:35 PM

has anybody seen tyke? weve not seen him in whitby for a few weeks

Subject: RE: wheres tyke
From: GUEST
Date: 07 Apr 03 - 06:59 AM

Head up his Arse, didn't like being told he was abusing hospitality.

Subject: RE: wheres tyke
From: Jingle
Date: 07 Apr 03 - 01:01 PM

He must be out there somewhere... Has anyone come across someone in wearing a shirt that makes your eyes water, accompanying you in a different key to the one you are trying to sing in, making tasteless comments to blonde ladies about what they might do with a fridge door, and singing shanties VERY LOUDLY. If anyone has seen our George, please put a label round his neck addressed to the Tap & Spile Whitby and post him off in time to get there for Easter Sunday.

Subject: RE: wheres tyke
From: Mrs.Duck
Date: 07 Apr 03 - 01:18 PM

You mean you want him back??!!!!

Subject: RE: wheres tyke
From: Jingle
Date: 07 Apr 03 - 01:45 PM

Well, I've never been one to bear a grudge despite him referring to me as Madame Whiplash (don't even go there)...

Subject: RE: wheres tyke
From: CraigS
Date: 07 Apr 03 - 06:05 PM

DO you do chips, Jingle?

Subject: RE: wheres tyke
From: mandomad
Date: 07 Apr 03 - 06:53 PM

Tyke, old boy, please get in touch with yer Uncle Tone; you were sorely missed ( well, perhaps not that sorely) on Saturday in the Endeavour. I didn't know impromptu sessions could be that enjoyable.
      I know you've tried to drag us in on numerous occasions, I was suprised not to see you there.
      What's Whitby done to deserve this???
                     mandomad

Subject: RE: wheres tyke
From: GUEST,Raggytash
Date: 08 Apr 03 - 06:58 AM

Following the fantastic success of the session in the Endeavour on Saturday Scarborough Borough Council Tourist Office has taken the unprecedented step of banning Tyke from their area of jurisidction. They argue that sessions are never that good when old George (bless his loud cotton shirts)plays out of key, sings flat and causing Ocular damage to the assembled company.
For once the people of Whitby are in accord with a edict from Scarborough Borough Council which in itself is highly unusual. Rumours of rejoicing have travelled the 3 ridings over and there is talk of making it a local bank holiday.

Subject: RE: wheres tyke
From: GUEST,Raggytash
Date: 09 Apr 03 - 07:36 AM

Come on Tyke, stop sulking its only a jest, careful climbing off that high horse you may injure yourself

Subject: RE: wheres tyke
From: GUEST,Raggytash
Date: 10 Apr 03 - 08:39 AM

Georgy...................where are you, seriously has anyone seen or heard from George. It's not like him to dissappear like this or not respond to comments on the site. Does anyone have contact details for him, if so give him a call and let us know he is safe and well ..............even if he does sing out of tune and wear loud shirts

Subject: RE: wheres tyke
From: GUEST,36-24-36
Date: 10 Apr 03 - 05:43 PM

Hello please could anyone tell me where I can find my lovly Tyke I have been looking for him all over Whitby. I am not finding him! I have come all the way from my village in the mountains to find him as he makes the beatifull music. I have been to visit the Black Horses and the Tap and Smiles. No one has seen him in the Endeavour yesterday I thought I heard his voice as I sat on the sands at how you say Tatty Hill. But he was nowhere! I visited the Wonderful Abby at Whitby and yes I thought I heard his Voice in the Abby but no he was not there. Then Mr Rbuthnot told me that you where looking for him on this Mudcat. How shocked I was to read the comments from that Nasty Reggie Trash. Please help me find my lovely Tyke! I'm only here for a few short days then I have to return to my village Please Helping me!

Subject: RE: where's tyke
From: Herga Kitty
Date: 11 Apr 03 - 05:14 AM

Perhaps he's trying to find some new shirts?

Subject: RE: where's tyke
From: selby
Date: 11 Apr 03 - 01:35 PM

I believe he got lost in one of his night visiting songs the girls Father was watching.
Keith :-))))

Subject: RE: where's tyke
From: GUEST,Guest: Penny Hedge
Date: 11 Apr 03 - 06:47 PM

Heyup Tyke!
    I'm not having this!!!
    Who is this trollop, this maid of the mountains, who tries to steal the lovely body of my beloved Hawaiian shirted Tykekins??
    You promised me so much when you dragged me round all the 45 public houses in the Whitby area, forcing me to drink Real Ale, and teaching me how to sing very loud, like you. We could have made a great team...You on undertuned guitar and me on my trombone.
    Is it all over now?
    Are our wonderful days of bliss in the Friendship club and Jolly Sailors finished?*

    I will have to move to the far off Lakes to find solace.
             * and the Black Horse, the Tap and spile,the Endeavour, the Board, the ship etc. etc.
         Speak to me Oh Tykey one
            
         
                                  Penny Hedge(who has taken a fence)
                                       Gerrit? please yerself

Subject: RE: where's tyke
From: Mrs.Duck
Date: 12 Apr 03 - 10:44 AM

They seek him here
He might just answer the phone!

Subject: RE: where's tyke
From: GUEST,36-24-26
Date: 13 Apr 03 - 11:59 AM

Comment le défi vous se rapportent à moi comme Trollop! Haies De Penny! Comment le défi vous essayent de venir entre moi et mon lovley Tykey.Il est le l'homme que j'adore. Je suis de retour à la maison maintenant les montagnes et en plaçant une bougie dans ma fenêtre de chambre à coucher. Si mon lovley Tykey voit ma flamme trouvée il devrait me monter vers le haut avec le Lader être parti pour lui. Vous savez où vous pouvez coller votre Penny de Trombone!!

Subject: RE: where's tyke
From: Geoff the Duck
Date: 13 Apr 03 - 06:39 PM

We were in Whitby this afternoon. Mrs.Duck was certain she spotted him - there was a wooden pirate on one of the trip boats, and she thought it might be George!
Quack!
GtD.

Subject: RE: where's tyke
From: Noreen
Date: 13 Apr 03 - 07:04 PM

Word received of a revoltingly loud shirt seen this weekend flight 3874 Leeds Bradford/Moscow.

Subject: RE: where's tyke
From: GUEST,The Grand Turk
Date: 13 Apr 03 - 09:28 PM

I think you will find Tyke Here:- http://www.jigzone.com/ms/z.php?ui=383597i709209&z=48_piece_classic

Subject: RE: where's tyke
From: Raggytash
Date: 14 Apr 03 - 08:17 AM

Guest 36 24 ............. I see you derriere has reduced in size from 36 to 26 in just 3 days. We could market this, me a former diet chef you with an hour glass figure.
Let me help you overcome the loss of Tyke, he obviously cares little that he has broken your heart, trust me I can help it mend, my tender ministrations will soon soothe you. I can also sing loud and flat, play guitar badly ................I'll even buy some loud shirts

Subject: RE: where's tyke
From: selby
Date: 14 Apr 03 - 01:04 PM

Is he held hostage in Iraq? has anyone recieved a ransome note?
Keith

Subject: RE: where's tyke
From: GUEST,Sheikh Money
Date: 14 Apr 03 - 02:54 PM

We are on the look out for this imperialist swine as we have had trouble with Tyke in the past see http://website.lineone.net/%7eaaardvark/page9.html

THE GREEN DRAGON WILL FIND HIM!!

Subject: RE: where's tyke
From: GUEST
Date: 15 Apr 03 - 06:57 AM

OK we admit it, you can have him back, where can we leave the money?
Lancastrian Music Lovers

Subject: RE: where's tyke
From: GUEST,Raggytash
Date: 15 Apr 03 - 08:03 AM

No no, it's alright ...........we don't actually want him back, just wanted to know he was safe and well. I'm sure you have an empty coal mine you can keep him in. We realise that you now acknowledge you made one monumental cock-up when you kidnapped him but no-one this side of the boarder will cough up to get him back and I do not think you will succeed in bribing anyone to take money from you to accept him back.
No, you will have to face the reality that you are stuck with him, conversely he sings so loudly you could try selling him to the Welsh.

Subject: RE: where's tyke
From: GUEST,Joyleen
Date: 15 Apr 03 - 01:18 PM

Hello there
I'm from Oz just backpacking around the North of England and someone at the Youth Hostel told me there was a dance. I've always liked a bit of dancing so I said I'd go. We arrived at this hall and there was a band of muso's playing jiggy type tunes. All these folks were dancing about in a kind of pattern and someone said to me, "Do you know how to do Kylie dancing?"

Well in two shakes of a wallaby's tail I was in the middle of the dance floor, lowering my shorts and bending over to reveal a nifty pair of purple lace trollies. Shock! Horror! The band stopped playing, there was a deafening silence, someone tittered and a woman fainted... One of the guys from the band leapt from the stage crying, "Stop, you've got it all wrong, not Kylie dancing, Ceilidh dancing!!"

By then my cheeks(?) were flushed red with embarrassment and shame. Seeing my distress, the Pom from the band ripped off his violently patterned shirt and quickly tied it round my waist. "How can I ever thank you" I cried. Shyly holding his guitar in front of him in a futile attempt to hide his holey vest, he replied, "Just call me your Tyke in Shining Armour".

Oo-roo for now folks!

Subject: RE: where's tyke
From: GUEST,Ben Sherman
Date: 15 Apr 03 - 02:55 PM

Heard that Tyke had been banned from entering the bad taste shirt Contest at Whitby Folk Week! Is this true and if so I would like to know why?

Subject: RE: where's tyke
From: Herga Kitty
Date: 15 Apr 03 - 03:49 PM

I thought I saw Tyke's double in the bar at the National on Friday night (well, I saw everything double in the bar on Friday night) but the shirt wasn't loud enough. Anyway, I'm sure Noreen would have noticed if it was him.

Kitty

Subject: RE: where's tyke
From: Noreen
Date: 15 Apr 03 - 04:33 PM

Eggzakly, Kitty- can't have been him then.
His shirts wouldn't have been allowed into such an august gathering, even in April.
And the chap I was talking to said it definitely wasn't him.

Subject: RE: where's tyke
From: GUEST,Jones the Baker
Date: 15 Apr 03 - 06:05 PM

We definitely don't want him here or any body else from Whitby. We have it on good authority that the use to go out and try to Harpoon Wales from their boy oh and that Tyke is one of the worst of them always going for a leak! When our favourite singer is playing I don't know the name of this wonderful singer but he has a growth around his mouth like a dog worrying a rat. Is there any chance you could send that boy down to Cardiff we would gladly pay his bus fare down. Oh and if he could arrive on a Sunday could he bring down a few bottles of beer for the lads like!

Subject: RE: where's tyke
From: GUEST,Raggytash
Date: 16 Apr 03 - 06:40 AM

There you go Lancastrian Guest, send him to Cardiff, (we tried Coventry it didn't work)To pay his fare will be cheaper than trying to bribe someone in Yorkshire to take him back. This way everyone benefits, you get rid of him, we don't get him back and the Taffs get yet another dubious singer, too loud, too flat/sharp (delete as applicable)
Well done Jones the Baker for a wonderful suggestion

Subject: RE: where's tyke
From: gnomad
Date: 16 Apr 03 - 02:11 PM

Re bad taste shirt contest, I've suggested he enter for a couple of years, but he just mutters something about needing amateur status to qualify.

I'm sure he'll emerge in the end.

Paul (runner-up for 2 years & current title holder).

Subject: RE: where's tyke
From: GUEST,Jones The Baker
Date: 16 Apr 03 - 02:44 PM

No! No! No! Raggietash I said, "We do not want that Tyke in Wales!" The boy that we are looking for has a voice like, well like, and Angle!

You must know the singer we mean he has a growth like a Badgers Bum sticking out of his mouth. There will be a welcome in the hillside for him make no mistake! He already has a fan club in the Rhondda The Alias Jones Fan Club! The people of Llanfihangel ar-Arth want to present him with his very own sheep. My Grandmother who is 94 say's that she cannot wait for him to arrive so that she can ask to darn his socks. We need this man down our chapel to liven the place up a bit. He will put bums on pews make no mistake.
Jones the Sheep says that he reminded him of his first girlfriend when he saw him in Whitby. But tell him not to worry about Jones the Sheep as Jones the Doctor is increasing his medication.

Subject: RE: where's tyke
From: GUEST,Ben Sherman
Date: 16 Apr 03 - 02:49 PM

Thank you Gnomad! That would explain it! Tyke is very proffesional about his working shirts.

Subject: RE: where's tyke
From: GUEST,Raggytash
Date: 17 Apr 03 - 03:42 AM

Jonesie, You're not alluding to my good self when referring to a man with "a growth like a badgers bum sticking out of his mouth" are you!
I couldn't move to Wales, I'm not qualified, I don't even like the smell of Lanolin.
No No it's too much to consider ............................. have you any pretty girls with a welcome in the hillside ..........upon reflection ................

Subject: RE: where's tyke
From: mandomad
Date: 17 Apr 03 - 02:45 PM

Tyke,
      Another half impromtu session could happen in the Endeavour this Saturday; turn up in disguise if you have to.
      Bring one of your strange companions, we won't mind,as long as they don't fight...or play trombone.


                         mandomad

Subject: RE: where's tyke
From: GUEST,Jones The Baker
Date: 17 Apr 03 - 02:50 PM

Is there a Photo that you could send us so that we can identify you as the boy that we as looking for. And you say that it's pretty girls that you are into! Well it takes allsorts to make a world I suppose. I must say having heard your voice this revelation surprises us all down in the Valleys!

Subject: RE: where's tyke
From: Noreen
Date: 17 Apr 03 - 07:11 PM

What time on Saturday?

Subject: RE: where's tyke
From: gnomad
Date: 19 Apr 03 - 01:42 PM

Ain't anyone gonna tell her then?

I don't know an official time, but will be there myself circa 20.00hrs, Noreen, hope we meet.

Subject: RE: where's tyke
From: Herga Kitty
Date: 19 Apr 03 - 02:20 PM

Perhaps Tyke's gone Miskin?

Kitty

Subject: RE: where's tyke
From: Gillie
Date: 20 Apr 03 - 04:20 AM

Oh Tyke,
How the helll can you get lost wearing those shirts!
Please. please, please come back to us.
We've even sent here and there homing alets
Get back in your car, on your bike or take a bus
This is us.
Come back

Subject: RE: where's tyke
From: GUEST,Jones The Baker
Date: 23 Apr 03 - 04:26 PM

Raggytash where is the photo of yourself that we asked for? Please send soon as the sheep are getting restless down in the valleys!

Subject: RE: where's tyke
From: Noreen
Date: 26 Apr 03 - 02:07 PM

Ah, thank you, gnomad- sorry we didn't meet.
I went along late afternoon and spoke to mein host, but Robin Hood's Bay held me in the evening and I didn't get back to the Endeavour.

Another time, I hope.

Subject: RE: where's tyke
From: Aaardvark
Date: 27 Apr 03 - 03:30 PM

Still cant find him.Where he,s gone to hell or Wyke
that damn elusive socalled Tyke.
Just seen an advaced copy of Moor & Coast programme
Coblers Monday are on a concert @ 3pm at
Community College.
some maybe you might find him there.

Subject: RE: where's tyke
From: Raggytash
Date: 27 Apr 03 - 07:36 PM

I've just spent some time with one member of Coblers Monday and he hasn't seen Tyke for weeks.

Jones the Baker ..............you can't have sheep drooling over picture of me boyo ........it would be unseemly ............now the young girls .........

Bugger .....they probably wouldn't drool

Subject: RE: where's tyke
From: Herga Kitty
Date: 28 Apr 03 - 07:41 PM

Well, can't somebody send JtB a copy of the Coblers Monday CD complete with photo? Then the sheep won't be worried by Raggytash.

Subject: RE: where's tyke
From: GUEST,Raggytash
Date: 29 Apr 03 - 04:11 AM

I strongly refute that I have ever worried sheep in my entire life !
Any further suggestions of the same shall be met with letters from my legal team!!!

Subject: RE: where's tyke
From: GUEST,Raggytash
Date: 29 Apr 03 - 04:12 AM

On a more serious note has anyone seen or heard from George

Subject: RE: where's tyke
From: mandomad
Date: 29 Apr 03 - 03:10 PM

I think his presence is nearer than we all think!
                                 mandomad

Subject: RE: where's tyke
From: GUEST,Minister For Agriculture and Fisheries
Date: 29 Apr 03 - 05:38 PM

To Raggytash
I thought the Foot in Mouth crisis was over!!!!!!!

Everyone shout 'Baaaaaaa'

Subject: RE: where's tyke
From: Raggytash
Date: 29 Apr 03 - 06:51 PM

To Min of Ag,

I recall you from the Goon shows, It's good to hear from you again Min ........How's the Colonel