BS: Trolls Only Thread

Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: goatfell
Date: 11 Dec 07 - 11:05 AM

the same goes for Banjos and Borrans, becuse the Devil made them and he does play the Fiddle.

Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 11 Dec 07 - 11:15 AM

Scrolling through the threads,
Reading down the list
Out the spelling goes,
'Specially when I'm pissed.
Enter button pressed,
Insult pitched just right,
Oh what fun it is to bitch
And troll away the night! OOOOOHHHHHHHH

Trolling posts, trolling posts,
flaming all the way,
Oh what fun it is to bitch
and troll away the day HEY!
Trolling posts, trolling posts,
flaming all the way,
Oh what fun it is to bitch
and troll away the day

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: Charley Noble
Date: 11 Dec 07 - 11:27 AM

Liz-

Very tasteful, and certainly in the spirit of this thread, and the season as well!

You score well!

Cheerily,
Charley Noble

Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 11 Dec 07 - 11:29 AM

Sort of Troll and Go Charley?

Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: autolycus
Date: 11 Dec 07 - 11:29 AM

Another peotaster.


roll of the folded.

Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: john f weldon
Date: 11 Dec 07 - 01:28 PM

Giok...
That's for real???
What's the poor parodist to do, when reality runs so far ahead....
oh my...

Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 11 Dec 07 - 07:09 PM

Been There, Done That!

The Old Chat Forum had a Troll

I'm not making this up you know... wait on, well, actually, I did!

:-)

Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: gnu
Date: 11 Dec 07 - 07:15 PM

I forgot all about that, Robin! Thanks.

Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: Charley Noble
Date: 11 Dec 07 - 08:06 PM

Robin-

Such brilliance should be flamed!

Cheerily,
Charley Noble

Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: MaineDog
Date: 11 Dec 07 - 08:12 PM

:)

Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: john f weldon
Date: 12 Dec 07 - 08:50 AM

One day, with little else to do
I stumbled on the Mudcat Zoo
Where many a pontificator
Preached till two AM, or later!

And so I took a turn to speak
And give a gentle nasal tweak
To those with outlooks spurious
Which sometimes made them furious!

Sometimes I found a harmless joke
Would cause some Cat to fume and choke
But now I think I've found a clue
For dealing with the Mudcat Zoo

When dishing out a tasty jest
The ones who seem to take it best
And chuckle at a jibe that's gentle
Have monikers non-monumental

Those with names like "Puke" and "Snot"
Are usually a jolly lot.
Quite unlike those who must proclaim
Their fine intentions in a name!

Yes, "EqualJustice", "SaintlyDove",
Or "UniversalHolyLove"
Are often somewhat paranoid.
And ones it's prudent to avoid!

Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: Charley Noble
Date: 12 Dec 07 - 09:32 AM

Trollin'! Trollin'! Trollin' the whole world 'round;
That brown gal o' mine's on the Mudcat Line -
And we'll troll the ol' thread down!

Cheerily,
Charley Noble

Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: autolycus
Date: 12 Dec 07 - 10:22 AM

Not 'peotaster' - poetaster - aaarrrggghhh.

Anyway, I see no connection between all this versifying and 11/9 (as I like to call it), fundamentalism, the Near East (as I like to call it), the Shoah, or anything; innit. or whatever.

So is it real trolling?

Harumph.

    Ivor (short enough at least, to be a troll)

Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: Donuel
Date: 12 Dec 07 - 11:03 AM

trollin trollin trollin
keep those postins rollin
trollin trollin trollin
raw hide
thru all kinds of weather
flame friends and foes together
keep those those postins rollin
raw hide.

Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 12 Dec 07 - 12:48 PM

This bloody site's a bloody waste
No bloody use, no bloody taste
It's all a bloody great disgrace,
This bloody Mudcat.

The bloody folk is bloody bad,
It's worse than that, it's bloody sad.
And bloody banjoes drive me mad
On bloody Mudcat.

I'll write it out in bloody verse -
The bloody bullshit's even worse
It bloody makes me bloody curse
This bloody Mudcat.

There's bloody Yanks and bloody Brits,
And bloody Paddies having fits,
It's bloody well the bloody pits,
Is bloody Mudcat.

The bloody jokes, so old they stink,
It's driving me to bloody drink -
And now it's on the bloody blink.
That's bloody Mudcat!!!

A variation on this timeworn classic

Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: autolycus
Date: 12 Dec 07 - 01:25 PM

And the verse gets verse and verse.    (Been waiting centuries to say that.)


   Ivor

Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: Charley Noble
Date: 12 Dec 07 - 11:12 PM

This is rich stuff!

Let's keep churning it out until people beg us to stop.

Trolling up, trolling down!
We'll all get drunk in Mudcat town;
Twenty four hours to turn around,
And go trolling down the river!

Cheerily,
Charley Noble

Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: Beer
Date: 12 Dec 07 - 11:37 PM

Your all nut so it's said,
you folks who post on his thread.
I truly would like to get involved,
but I smoke no more and that is all.

Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: Janie
Date: 13 Dec 07 - 12:29 AM

To "Ain't No grave"

Ain't no troll, gonna hold my knee-jerk down
Ain't no troll, gonna' hold my knee-jerk down
when I read that trolling thread
Gonna jump up out o' the bed
Ain't no troll, gonna hold my knee-jerk down

Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: autolycus
Date: 13 Dec 07 - 01:32 AM

and verse.


I.

Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 13 Dec 07 - 05:32 AM

RIP Elvis C H Flintstone, the King of Rock and Troll

Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: Charley Noble
Date: 13 Dec 07 - 03:19 PM

What will you post, oh my dear, oh my dear?
What well you post, Jennie Jenkins?
What do I care, as long as it's here -

I'll buy me a fol-de-roldy tildy-toldy,
Seek-a-double, use a cause-a, troll to find me -
Troll, Jenny Jenkins, troll!

Cheerily,
Charley Noble

Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: Morticia
Date: 13 Dec 07 - 05:25 PM

http://www.flickr.com/photos/11901679@N06/2108906773/

Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: Slag
Date: 14 Dec 07 - 05:40 PM

As I went out for a troll, tra la, tra la...
"Ask not for whom the bell trolls, it trolls for thee!"
I'm on a troll now ("get off", she said).
Rock 'n Roll, Trippin' Troll

Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: Joe_F
Date: 14 Dec 07 - 08:41 PM

When I was a troll (Caltech '58), I lived under DuBridge.

Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: GUEST,A nonny muso
Date: 15 Dec 07 - 02:56 AM

Oh when the trolls
come flaming in,
Oh when the trolls come flaming in
Oh Joe, I want to be the one who roasts 'em,
when the trolls come flaming in.

Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: autolycus
Date: 15 Dec 07 - 04:26 AM

So how do you persuade
a. An Aries
2.    Taurus
3.    Gemini
4.    Cancer
5.    Leo
6.      Virgo
7.      Libra
8.      Scorpio
9.      Sagathingy
10      Capper
11      Aquarius
12      Pisces   
   
       then?


   Ivor

Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 15 Dec 07 - 04:33 AM

Send them to an astrolloger?

G.

Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: Charley Noble
Date: 15 Dec 07 - 10:28 AM

My ol' man's an astrolloger, what do you think about that?
He wears an astrolloger's raincoat and an astrolloger's hat,
He wears astrolloger's gloves and astrolloger's shoes,
And when he gets home, he boots up the 'Cat, and trolls for the Astrollogy News!

Cheerily,
Charley Noble

Subject: RE: BS: Trolls Only Thread
From: Slag
Date: 15 Dec 07 - 02:54 PM

Let's see????

I 'd get Aries' goat
I'd BS Taurus
Double up on Gemini
Break the sad news to Cancer
Lie to Leo
Play Old Maid with Virgo
Level with Libra
Make a point with Scorpio
Shoot straight with Sagittarius
Cap Capricorn
Waterboard Aquarius
And bait Pisces