Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? [5] From: DrugCrazed Date: 18 Jun 11 - 09:41 PM This is such a brilliant thread This is what my girlfriend just said I don't have a girl But gave this a whirl Gnight all I'm now off to bed. |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? [5] From: GUEST Date: 18 Jun 11 - 06:43 PM That's a favorite. The first line, though--doesn't it have a syllable too many? Ah! "lim'rick" saves it. |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: Dave Hanson Date: 02 Jan 11 - 01:38 PM The Limerick is furtive and mean, You must keep it in close quarantine, Or it sneaks to the slums, And promptly becomes, Disorderly, drunk and obscene. Dave H |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: GUEST Date: 02 Jan 11 - 09:21 AM how COULD it be over ten years since these limericks tickled our ears?! what's UP with you guys and your focus on SIZE? don't you know it's the 'rock of the boat', dears? Dani |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: GUEST, O.V. Michaelsen (Ove Ofteness) Date: 01 Jan 11 - 06:03 PM My e-mail address: WordPlayAuthor@yahoo.com |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: GUEST,O.V. Michaelsen (Ove Ofteness) Date: 01 Jan 11 - 06:01 PM I'm looking for someone who could make a few of these verses come to life melodically. http://www.rhymestorming.webs.com/ Happy New Year, everyone! Ove |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: CarolC Date: 22 Oct 00 - 12:26 AM Part 2 doesn't seem to be working. Will try again. |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: CarolC Date: 21 Oct 00 - 10:32 PM Limericks, anyone? Part 2 Limericks, part three |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: Little Hawk Date: 21 Oct 00 - 10:18 PM LOL! Bernard, that is a good one! I think it's time to launch part III. |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: Bernard Date: 21 Oct 00 - 05:17 PM There was a young man from Gwent Whose 'thing' was exceedingly bent To save him some trouble He put it in double And, instead of coming, he went... |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: GUEST,boogerfinger Date: 21 Oct 00 - 03:28 PM little jack horner sat in a corner eating a pizza pie, he picked off the pepperoni, blew his friend ronnie and wiped the come up with his tie. |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: Micca Date: 12 Oct 00 - 05:38 PM Over to you, Roger, to explain this one, I am off to Llanstock for a few days. |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: mousethief Date: 12 Oct 00 - 04:00 PM misspelling of "spawned"?
Alex |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: hesperis Date: 12 Oct 00 - 03:48 PM What is "sponned"??? |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: Naemanson Date: 12 Oct 00 - 01:53 PM There was a young lady of Spain Whose face, sad to say, was too plain, But her buns nice and brown, Were seen in the town, As she passed out fresh bread in the lane. |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: GUEST,micca at work. Date: 12 Oct 00 - 07:02 AM I have been Sponned!!! you dirty rotten swine you!!! |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: GUEST,Roger the skiffler Date: 12 Oct 00 - 06:58 AM Sapristi Nurgls, Micca, Damn you, I was just trying to think of that one to post! RtS (the ass having a senior moment) |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: GUEST,micca at work Date: 12 Oct 00 - 06:54 AM Naemanson, was this the same lady A lady who lived in Madras, she had a most beautiful ass not round and pink as you probably think it was grey,had long ears and ate grass |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: Naemanson Date: 12 Oct 00 - 06:40 AM Well, OK, I said that's enough, I'd rather not have to get tough, You've talked of your tools To make the girls drool Now let's talk of the women we love. There once was a woman in Brest Who had a remarkable chest It was high deep and wide, And not at all easy to hide, But it held all the linens for guests.
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Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: GUEST,micca at work Date: 12 Oct 00 - 04:52 AM Young hesperis said in a huff "I am just speaking for me, off the cuff, all this talk about dongs and six foot schlongs Its time someone shouted Enough!!! |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: hesperis Date: 12 Oct 00 - 01:26 AM Me. |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: Little Hawk Date: 11 Oct 00 - 11:57 PM You know, I never intended this thread to be all about whangers, dongs, and other euphemisms like that. I think Spaw started it. The man has no shame. Now it's out of control. It's like some hideous spawn, mutating as it goes. Sort of like that ancient Steve McQueen movie "The Blob". Oh, my god, I think it's got me...there's no escape!
Spaw had such a hell of a whanger Who will end the horror???
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Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: CarolC Date: 11 Oct 00 - 10:21 PM Is that, John (hardly)...or John HARDly? A girl's gotta know these things. |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: John Hardly Date: 11 Oct 00 - 12:23 PM Havin' felt the pain of the winch, for me it's a lead-pipe cinch, Th' devil's deal made, Yes, gladly I'd trade One ball for one extra inch. John oh so Hardly |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: Bert Date: 11 Oct 00 - 12:18 PM Ah! hesp. that's the perfect response that every Limerick is supposed to invoke. |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: hesperis Date: 11 Oct 00 - 12:15 PM GROAN! |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: Bert Date: 11 Oct 00 - 11:43 AM A six foot wood isn't a winner 'cos no girl would let it go in 'er So with strings from a fiddle and a bend in the middle Spaw makes it a courting dulcIMMer |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: katlaughing Date: 11 Oct 00 - 12:48 AM Of schlongs long I've been readin' Green envy the monitor's seepin' But everyone knows, it's all just for show The truth's in the how you are wieldin'!
For a lady may say she likes long ones
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Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: CarolC Date: 11 Oct 00 - 12:19 AM In the Mudcat you never will hear Of a person as precious or dear As the one who makes puns And writes lim'rics for fun Or blows methane clouds out of his rear |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: Chump Change Date: 10 Oct 00 - 11:12 PM There once was a track-coach named "Wertz" Making love's like the mile he asserts Through the course of the race one may vary the pace but in the end, however, one spurts |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: catspaw49 Date: 10 Oct 00 - 06:44 PM Screw the books Tony.....I think you have a future in your past. Spaw |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: TonyK Date: 10 Oct 00 - 04:13 PM I'm supposed to be studying for school and look what I'm doing. Anyway, my ancestors are said to have come originally from Limerick so I thought I'd give a try and see if the collective unconscious comes through. And by the way, there have been some very good limericks here today.
A woman I know, a Hong Konger |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: mousethief Date: 10 Oct 00 - 04:10 PM One gal --if it wasn't Liz it was Sue-- on an overnight visit made me feel small in my all-and-all When she pointed and said, "hey! where is it?" A. Nonny Mouse |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: John Hardly Date: 10 Oct 00 - 04:05 PM I asked my dear wife not to laugh as she pointed at my lower half "It hurts me dear, that in my mid-years I resemble a thread, not a staff. John Hardly--(middle-aged only if I live to my 90s) |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: mousethief Date: 10 Oct 00 - 02:41 PM A word, my friend, just between us 'Bout the obsession with size of the penis: Me and my mates Do not like our dates To start laughing the moment they've seen us! A. Nonny Mouse |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: hesperis Date: 10 Oct 00 - 02:36 PM Fergie - I know of quite a few politicians who are pricks.................. not a one o' them had those qualifications, though............ must be the biggest prick in town? (At least!) Moonjen - hard to stop once you start, eh? |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: hesperis Date: 10 Oct 00 - 12:51 PM Of Hawk's size I haven't a clue Or if I did I wouldn't tell you But an ex-girlfriend told me "Spaw's 'thing' is just tiny." And I really do think she told true |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: Lonesome EJ Date: 10 Oct 00 - 12:48 PM Lonesome EJ,the infamous honkey Sometimes had the brain of a donkey While he was fishin For the latest submission He laid his thumb down on the wrong key |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: CarolC Date: 10 Oct 00 - 12:38 PM Aw come on, Lonesome EJ, don't be such a tease! |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: Lonesome EJ Date: 10 Oct 00 - 12:25 PM |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: Crazy Eddie Date: 10 Oct 00 - 09:00 AM "A pea, and Hawk's brain, and his prickle," said Spaw, "are quite famously mickle" Yet despite flaws like these, Hawk seems able to please, For though little, he knows where to tickle! Well, now that I've insulted both of them, I'm going to switch off my computer for a week, so they cannot get back at me! The perfect plan. HEEHEE
AAARGH NO! that means no Mudcat for a week!......... |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: GUEST,Fibula Mattock Date: 10 Oct 00 - 06:59 AM Freud, in his wisdom, would tell us of Girls' envy of the penis our fellas have But I don't agree - Any woman can see That it's hardly a thing to be jealous of! |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: Crazy Eddie Date: 10 Oct 00 - 05:40 AM 'Spaw thought he'd a muckle long prickle Though in truth,'twas a darn sight more mickle One lady though sued, For the pain that ensued, She'd been served it, as McDonalds pickle! |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: Amos Date: 10 Oct 00 - 01:20 AM Leej Rides again! A |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: Little Hawk Date: 10 Oct 00 - 01:09 AM Lonesome EJ - 2 Spaw - 1 ROTFL!!! |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: Lonesome EJ Date: 10 Oct 00 - 12:15 AM All these guys with the six-foot long peters Like to flaunt them in front of their readers But I think that the fools Have got the wrong rules And have feet mixed up with millimeters |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: Little Hawk Date: 10 Oct 00 - 12:11 AM I am deeply offended at the general thrust this thread has taken. Indeed, I am appalled! There I was, innocently launching a thread about limericks, expecting to get limericks about sensitive, meaningful, and relevant subjects....like horse racing, caligraphy, stamp collecting, and solipsism....and what do I get? Endless drivel about Spaw's oversized pecker!!! It's an outrage. I hope you are all suitably ashamed of yourselves. I am going to get this limerick thread back on a tasteful basis right now. Ahem...
There once was a fellow named Bill There. That's much better. |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: Elise Date: 09 Oct 00 - 11:24 PM For blue whales Spaw's pecker's too short At six feet, they would merely snort For when they play ball it creates quite a squall It takes eight feet for that sport! The reason I know of this fact Is a marine biology professor who was cracked His question on a test Left us quite impressed With bizarre information my head is packed. A jar on his desk entitled "elephant sperm" Made his students all giggle and squirm Albumin and tadpoles within Not designed for an elephant quim Made for an interesting term |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: CarolC Date: 09 Oct 00 - 09:32 PM (BTW - Thanks Hesperis!) |
Subject: RE: Limericks, anyone? From: Fergie Date: 09 Oct 00 - 08:41 PM There once was a politician names Dick who sported the worlds largest prick He went up for election On the size of his erection What other politician would you pick? replies welcome |
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