BS: When did you loose your virginity?

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Peace
Date: 28 Mar 04 - 08:12 PM

I still can't answer the question. Woe is me!

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Amergin
Date: 28 Mar 04 - 05:09 PM

Well I have heard that the grills hurt...and no amount of lubrication will fix that....but if you're into that sort of thing be my guest.

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Peace
Date: 28 Mar 04 - 04:45 PM

But what about all those GRILS?

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Rasener
Date: 28 Mar 04 - 04:44 PM

I lost my virginity last Friday night, at the age of 58. I opened my first folk club. :-)

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Blackcatter
Date: 28 Mar 04 - 04:22 PM

brucie - that depends if you like bar-b-que or not. Now if you like GIRLS - they're are whole different shootin' match.

How about giving us an idea what you're looking for. We've got a lot of women at Mudcat who will probably let you know tips for wooing.

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Peace
Date: 28 Mar 04 - 12:46 PM

OK, there's gril people and boy people, and now there's cat people. Am I supposed to like grils?

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 28 Mar 04 - 10:55 AM

Shy and retiring too! ¦¬]
John

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: GUEST,Shlio
Date: 28 Mar 04 - 09:39 AM

Ellenpoly, you are one strong-minded lady

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Amos
Date: 28 Mar 04 - 06:25 AM

I don't think I can contemplate the meaning of virginity in this new context, EP. But that's okay -- you're managing this issue dramatically well.

A

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Ellenpoly
Date: 28 Mar 04 - 05:42 AM

Oh brucie, brucie...I now recognize where the problem lies..."I get presented with a picture of a man dressed like a cat drinking out of a dog bowl." Honeychild, if that's what you think a man looks like, cat suit or not, then I think your trouble might first be tackled by going to your local magazine store, and getting something off the top shelf. I think you might require some more info on what exactly the opposite sex LOOKS LIKE!

Now on top of worrying that your proclivity to pursue cats might endanger the feline population, I am now a little concerned that you are not accepting your real leanings genderwise.

I am perfectly alright with this, having already taken myself out of the running, but now perhaps we should all be thinking of helping this guy out with our sons and brothers??...Just trying to help..xx..e

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Peace
Date: 28 Mar 04 - 02:53 AM

And, she'll have experience!

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Amergin
Date: 28 Mar 04 - 02:42 AM

You know Bruce, if that Rama Llama doesn't get her Kendall back...she may come sniffing around you... ;)

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Peace
Date: 28 Mar 04 - 02:03 AM

Easy for all of YOU to say, but I'm 56 and still waiting. Do I get serious offers? Nooo. I get presented with a picture of a man dressed like a cat drinking out of a dog bowl.

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Blackcatter
Date: 28 Mar 04 - 01:45 AM

By the way - while I started this thread - I haven't told my "story" yet.

I was 24, she was 19. It was the first lady I ever kissed - in fact we first kissed just minutes prior to the "loosing"(intentional choice of term here). It was on our second date (not that I was aware that it was a date, let alone the second one). We were sitting on her couch after going to a george Carlin concert. We were talking about language and eventually she leaned over, and asked: "So are you going to spend the night, or what?"

Oddly enough, that was to be a pretty common way that I "found" a girlfriend.

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Blackcatter
Date: 28 Mar 04 - 01:20 AM

Hi Art,

You know, even though I have that album, it still makes me a bit happier everytime I think of Utah & Ani together on a CD.

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Art Thieme
Date: 28 Mar 04 - 12:42 AM

Utah Phillips says, on the CD he did with Ani DeFranco, "The past didn't go anywhere."

So I've still got mine.

Art Thieme

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Scoville
Date: 27 Mar 04 - 10:44 PM

still have it (at age 26).

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: GUEST,emily rain
Date: 27 Mar 04 - 05:48 PM

thanks for the vote of confidence, amos!

i am EXTREMELY fussy... and too lazy to get out and expand the pool of applicants. therefore, it's my own damn fault and i'm willing to live with that for now, crabby though it may make me. :)

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Peace
Date: 27 Mar 04 - 04:45 PM

I could have hurt myself on the computer screen going after that cat dressed like a girl. Have you people no mercy?

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 27 Mar 04 - 02:45 PM

Maybe I haven't got it back then!
John

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: dianavan
Date: 27 Mar 04 - 02:39 PM

I lost my virginity before I knew that virginity was physical. I thought it meant purity of heart or innocence.

d

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Ellenpoly
Date: 27 Mar 04 - 05:47 AM

Felina Magnifica, I'm taking myself out of the running. You win, paws down..xx..e

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Biskit
Date: 27 Mar 04 - 03:47 AM

14,with the grandaughter of the man that owned the farm down the road,
It was wonderful, it was clumsy, it was funny,it was beautiful, it was repeated often that summer.
~Biskit~

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 27 Mar 04 - 02:44 AM

I didn't lose mine, neither did I loose it, it was stolen when I was 17.

But I still have the box it came in.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: HuwG
Date: 27 Mar 04 - 01:55 AM

1955. And it's only 8 o'clock now.

<g>



As the girls at a convent school near where I grew up were alleged to pray:

Oh, Blessed Virgin, we believe
That without sin thou didst conceive.
Teach us then how, thus believing
We can sin, without conceiving.

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: GUEST,Sam the Shagger
Date: 27 Mar 04 - 01:22 AM

1964, I enjoyed it so much I've kept on losing it.

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Amos
Date: 27 Mar 04 - 12:21 AM

Emily:

Ya know, I realize it is none of my business, but did it ever occur to you you might be missing out on something by reason of not hanging out with the right kind of guys? I mean let's face it-- you have "it" and you're intelligent and so on. So if there's a scarcity of ...umm...bipartisan union occurring around here, it's just gotta be a flaw in the party of the other part, ya? Or, are ya being fussy, then???

A

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: GUEST,emily rain
Date: 26 Mar 04 - 10:47 PM

i was of age, in my own bed, and it was good fun.

i've recently experienced what's called "revirginating", where you do without long enough that you forget what it was really like. it's akin to when you have a chest cold for two weeks and you forget what it feels like to breathe.

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Blackcatter
Date: 26 Mar 04 - 09:05 PM

That's actually just an interesting coincidence.

Now, not being able to find a single virgin in Maidenhead would be ironic.

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Blowzabella
Date: 26 Mar 04 - 08:08 PM

I was 17, and I was on the pill and they were made in Maidenhaed!!!   That always struck me as ironic....

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Peace
Date: 26 Mar 04 - 07:42 PM

LMAO and crying on the floor

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Amos
Date: 26 Mar 04 - 07:41 PM

I commiserate with you, Bruce. But at least I had an answer to the thread question! :>)


A

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Peace
Date: 26 Mar 04 - 06:35 PM

Gawd, Amos, if you're old enough to remember that one, we are probably near the same age. My condolences.

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: freda underhill
Date: 26 Mar 04 - 06:29 PM

i lost my virginity (actually) when i was 15.

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Amergin
Date: 26 Mar 04 - 06:12 PM

Well I have no idea what you're talking about, I am as innocent as an unborn babe..

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Amos
Date: 26 Mar 04 - 06:11 PM

And Bwucie, if you're gonna start sticking names into ole jokes, I think I can find a few that might explain your predicament, but I'm not that kind of guy...


A

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Peace
Date: 26 Mar 04 - 06:10 PM

Thank you, Fibula Mattock, whom I shall now call Fibs.

BM

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Fibula Mattock
Date: 26 Mar 04 - 06:02 PM

(I'm Fibs, brucie.)
Dammit John-Giok, I'd forgotten I ever mentioned that little mishap! Still, if I can't remember it and he can't remember it, it probably never happened...

As for you Nathan, it's WAY too late for you to claim innocence!

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 26 Mar 04 - 04:52 PM

Kree-Gah!!! Chongo bundolo tarmangani cross-dresser! Rak!

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 26 Mar 04 - 04:20 PM

I'll never forget my first date

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Peace
Date: 26 Mar 04 - 03:37 PM

There was a student in an all-boy class who put his hand up in answer to the question, "How many times a year do you have sex?" The teacher ignored his waving hand. Several other guys answered with things like 'once a week', 'twice a day', 'five times a month.' That fellow was still waving his hand and making noises. Finally, the teacher said, "Yes, Amos, tell us, please do." Amos replied, "Just once." When the class finally stopped laughing, the teacher inquired as to what he was so excited about. Amos said, "Tonight's the night!"

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Amos
Date: 26 Mar 04 - 03:30 PM

This virginity thing is driving you right plumb out of reason, there, Bruce. Deep breaths, cold showers, I always say.

A

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Peace
Date: 26 Mar 04 - 03:28 PM

Meant to say posse.

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Peace
Date: 26 Mar 04 - 03:27 PM

I gotta go round up a pussy, right now. Hee Haw.

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Peace
Date: 26 Mar 04 - 03:26 PM

OUCH. I LOVE CATS. I LOVE CATS. I love CATS. i LOve cats. Love those cats. Love those cats.

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: GUEST,Felina Magnifica
Date: 26 Mar 04 - 03:14 PM

Are you sure you're quite ready for this, Bruce ? I promise to be gentle with you.

Felina Magnifica at your service, Sir.

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Peace
Date: 26 Mar 04 - 02:51 PM

Here, kitty, kitty, kitty, come and see your uncle brucie.

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Amergin
Date: 26 Mar 04 - 02:48 PM

LOL

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Amos
Date: 26 Mar 04 - 02:44 PM

Scrawny, cranky, hisses when grumpy and acts as though she were missing a leg, yes... :>))

A

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Amergin
Date: 26 Mar 04 - 02:40 PM

You've known a 15 year old three legged woman that hisses when grumpy?