BS: When did you loose your virginity?

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 25 Mar 04 - 02:02 PM

I got mine back now!
John

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Schantieman
Date: 25 Mar 04 - 01:52 PM

At a toga party whilst at Uni. Fairly good for me. Awful for her, I suspect. She was five years younger than me and much more experienced! The most entertaining bit was going to the pub beforehand - in our togas - and then giving her a piggy-back back to the house!

Happy days!

S


(Not that these aren't, he added quickly in case a certain lady reads this!)

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Don Firth
Date: 25 Mar 04 - 01:45 PM

Jock hammer!??

Whoa!! Now that's what I call hard-core masochism!

Don Firth

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: saulgoldie
Date: 25 Mar 04 - 12:46 PM

Why, did you find it? If so, you can keep it. I don't need it anymore. Thanks, though. Some GREAT replies on this thread. LOL

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Peace
Date: 25 Mar 04 - 12:23 PM

Thanks for sharing.

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Donuel
Date: 25 Mar 04 - 12:19 PM

When,(just around midnight) where,(upper dorm bunk) who,(Priscilla Stephnie Von Dieseldorff) how long,(6 and a half inches) and was it all that it was supposed to be?(I suppose)

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 25 Mar 04 - 12:16 PM

Your inflatable Rosie O'Donnell doll is on the way, Bruce! Hang tight!

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Peace
Date: 25 Mar 04 - 11:40 AM

Well, at least Ellenpoly read what I wrote. OK, for the dull-witted amongst you it was a bit "between the lines'. Must I abase myself by issuing a plaintive plea? Must I grovel? I will die in the lonely wasteland of Alberta without knowing the pleasues of true love--or at least cheap sex. Is there no mercy? No pervert I. Forget the cats. Send melons. Send blow-up dolls. Send sheep.

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: GUEST
Date: 25 Mar 04 - 11:32 AM

jock hammer did it for me

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: GUEST,Excited
Date: 25 Mar 04 - 10:37 AM

69

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Midchuck
Date: 25 Mar 04 - 09:04 AM

"Guest Rama Llama" is a lobster?

Wow!

P.

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Charley Noble
Date: 25 Mar 04 - 08:48 AM

Yes, let's help brucie "make free with the cat"!

As for losing it:

She took me aloft and her tops'ls she lowered,
In a snug little harbor she soon had me moored;
She laid in her fores'ls, her stays'ls, and all,
With her lily white hand on me reef-tackle fall...

Cheerily,
Charley Noble

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Ellenpoly
Date: 25 Mar 04 - 04:45 AM

Isn't ANYONE concerned about brucie?? He's on a thread about losing one's virginity, claims he's still waiting and that once again...HE LOVES CATS! Now can this be anything but a cry for HELP?? I say...GET THE GUY A CAT!... ; )

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: GUEST,Rama Llama
Date: 25 Mar 04 - 12:30 AM

Of course, you know who I am, Kendall dear. You did get me pregnant after all.

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 25 Mar 04 - 12:29 AM

I've read that for women anticipating royal marriages, if they've partaken of one-too-many fully-loaded Chicago hot dogs that a sitzbath with alum works wonders to restore their tattered . . . reputations.

SRS

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Amos
Date: 24 Mar 04 - 10:47 PM

SPliff=joint, amigo. marijuana leaves rolled into a cigarette for smoking
www.cogsci.princeton.edu/cgi-bin/webwn


A

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Joe_F
Date: 24 Mar 04 - 10:42 PM

6 August 1955, in a Tijuana whorehouse. Not recommended, but it does have the consolation of being traditional.

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: jaze
Date: 24 Mar 04 - 10:35 PM

Sept.28th 1972,age 18-Oh what a night!

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Mar 04 - 09:33 PM

AND it's got everything necessary for life on it! No hot dog anywhere else even comes close to a TCHD (True Chicago Hot Dog).

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Celtaddict
Date: 24 Mar 04 - 09:31 PM

Spliff?????

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: GUEST,Martin Gibson
Date: 24 Mar 04 - 08:55 PM

Open Mike

Do you think I would send Rapaire for a Chicago style hot dog that was "trafe?" A true Chicago style hot dog is always kosher. No exceptions.

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 24 Mar 04 - 08:51 PM

Martin, thanks for the Chicago story references! I need them to flesh out the Chongo Chimp stories. Have you read the Chongo threads? They are private eye tales set in 1940's Chicago.

- LH

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Snuffy
Date: 24 Mar 04 - 08:10 PM

Ding Dong

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Peace
Date: 24 Mar 04 - 07:50 PM

Don't worry, DNA tests will establish paternity.

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: kendall
Date: 24 Mar 04 - 07:45 PM

Guest Rama Llama, I know who you are!

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: GUEST,petr
Date: 24 Mar 04 - 07:24 PM

I never lost it, I just mislaid it.
p
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Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 24 Mar 04 - 07:10 PM

I never had any. As soon as I was born I looked around and said, "Oh shit! I had to leave that nice warm place for this? I think I just got fucked!"

Bruce

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: open mike
Date: 24 Mar 04 - 05:42 PM

kosher hot dogs?

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: GUEST,Martin Gibson
Date: 24 Mar 04 - 05:36 PM

Rapaire

Let me know when you are going to Chicago again and I'll reccommend one of the finest hot dog stands in the city!

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Peace
Date: 24 Mar 04 - 05:31 PM

It musta perished with mine. The spliff smoke and sour Brador rings a bell. But, Brador always tasted sour to me. Also, I haven't heard the term 'spliff' since I left Montreal. Thanks for the memories, Cluin.

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Cluin
Date: 24 Mar 04 - 05:22 PM

I loosed my virginity in my 16th year on a weekend my folks were away down south. It went tearing across the countryside, leaving a helluva mess in its wake. Nobody ever saw it again. Reports came back that it perished in a cloud of spliff smoke and sour Brador.

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Mar 04 - 04:56 PM

Shucks, Martin, I went to (Catholic-run) college with Jewish folks. Set gravestones for 'em, too, back when I was doing that for a living. Not "some of my best friends are..." but true "nice folks, even though the xxxxx's are some real shits, just like the (Catholic, Lutheran, etc.) NNNNNNN's are." Besides, my brother studied Hebrew at the local synagogue.

As for time in Illinois, my roots in downstate (yes, it IS a different world, being mostly rural) can be traced to 1827. There were apparently some of my ancestors there before that, only we can't prove it. I currently have five or six cousins living in Chi, as well as a bunch of friends there.

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: GUEST,Martin Gibson
Date: 24 Mar 04 - 04:47 PM

Rapaire

I appreciate that you've spent time in Chicago, but having had over 120 years of family roots here, downstate Illinois and Chicago are world's apart. Once you get 100 miles out of Chicago, the mid-western twang kicks in, country music is on just about every radio station (not a bad thing!) and they have no idea what an Italian beef sandwich is ( not a good thing). The most ethnic a restaurant gets is Pizza Hut and for sure you never run into a Jew like me!

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: open mike
Date: 24 Mar 04 - 04:16 PM

and, hey, black catter,
I'll tell you about mine if you'll tell me about yours...

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: open mike
Date: 24 Mar 04 - 04:03 PM

Do you think that is what Lucinda Willims is singing about in her song
"I think I lost it, let me know if you come acrost it....along a back road somewhere..."?

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Mar 04 - 03:40 PM

I've read Algren, Martin. As well as Terkel, the "Studs Lonigan Trilogy", Mike Royko, and others. Heck man, I was born in Illinois! Downstate, it's true, but I've spent more than a little time in the Windy City.

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: GUEST,Martin Gibson
Date: 24 Mar 04 - 03:25 PM

Hey, in it's own way it's very romantic.

Especially at age 16.

Chicago is a very colorful city. It's streets can tell stories.

You should read Nelson Algren.

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 24 Mar 04 - 03:21 PM

Figures... :-)

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: GUEST,Martin Gibson
Date: 24 Mar 04 - 03:18 PM

In 1966 to a whore against a building's window sill under the El tracks.

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Don Firth
Date: 24 Mar 04 - 02:53 PM

Oh . . . mid-Fifties or so. No, not my mid-fifties! I was in my mid-twenties, which makes me a bit of a late bloomer compared to most folks these days.

But I lost my virginity several times that night.

Don Firth

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: jimmyt
Date: 24 Mar 04 - 02:51 PM

it was in the back row of the Liberty Theater in 1962. I remember it well. What an amazing feeling!! it was 2 years later that I actually tried it with a partner!

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Art Thieme
Date: 24 Mar 04 - 02:44 PM

For this info, please see The Invasion Of The Giant Squid thread !!

Art Thieme

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Mar 04 - 02:39 PM

Deckman, I too shared a bedroom with a brother. He once told me that he knew I had a good time on a date if, when I came home, I threw my pants at the wall and they stuck.

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: GUEST,Rama Llama
Date: 24 Mar 04 - 02:37 PM

It was just a couple of lovely months ago. My dear Kendall promised himself to me for life, so I gave in to our desires. Alas, I am now pregnant with his child and he has run off with a giraffe.

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Deckman
Date: 24 Mar 04 - 02:29 PM

I'm not going to talk about me, but I will talk about my brother! I was eleven and he was 15. We shared the same bedroom. One night he crawled IN the bedroom window about three in the morning. He just had had his first romp in the hay. I asked him what it was like? He said something that I have remembered all my life. In fact, I occasionally remind my brother of what he said, which was: "It felt like a whole covey of quail flew out my ass!" CHEERS, Bob

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Mar 04 - 02:13 PM

Actually, when I realized I'd lost it I inquired at Lost and Found, but they just looked at me strangely.

I guess that's what you get when you loose it so much it runs away.

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Donuel
Date: 24 Mar 04 - 01:47 PM

here is some string for the box it came in ____________
inside is a rodents rump for kendall.

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: GUEST,sid the ferret
Date: 24 Mar 04 - 01:36 PM

at about 3:30 pm.think it was a wednesday....

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 24 Mar 04 - 01:28 PM

Just exactly how DOES one "loose" one's virginity? If more people knew, perhaps more people would be doing it.

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Bill D
Date: 24 Mar 04 - 01:18 PM

anniversery JUST past...I was 18¾-- St.Patricks Day, 1958, on her Mother's couch, with her mother asleep in the bedroom! (after 2 tries elsewhere)..we, ummmmm...hurried.