BS: When did you loose your virginity?

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: YorkshireYankee
Date: 08 Apr 04 - 01:57 AM

*Slight* thread creep here, but...

I used to live in the Detroit area -- which is not *too* far from Elderly Instruments (Lansing's folk music mecca). One evening, during a sing, the subject of Elderly Instruments came up, and everyone was talking about the last time they'd managed to get there.

It seemed I was the only person in the room who had never been to the place, so I boldly (but unwisely!) stated that I was an "Elderly Virgin"...

The room got very quiet. I turned bright red. "Let me rephrase that..." I said, as everyone else fell over laughing.

Good luck, brucie!

YY

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: GUEST,Fred Miller
Date: 07 Apr 04 - 09:29 PM

Too young to tell, which seems grotesque now, but didn't then.

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 07 Apr 04 - 02:20 PM

Well, I'll tell ya. It happened in 1932. In New York City, not long after I got off the boat from Africa. She was short, bowlegged, and hairy. A real looker. She had big, pouty lips, and could hoot like a howler monkey. But she was all Chimpanzee. Her name was Zelda. I met her at a Coney Island hotdog stand. We went for a walk along the seaside, under the boardwalk, and we found a discreet place in the shadows. The moon was real bright in the sky and you could hear the ferris wheels and painted pony rides off in the distance. It was amazing. I ain't seen Zelda in many years, but I ain't never gonna forget. Now you know. I don't talk about this stuff much, but I just hadda say it for some reason. Those were unforgettable times, even with all the prejudice. You hadda see New York in those days to believe it.

- Chongo Chimp

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Blackcatter
Date: 07 Apr 04 - 12:57 PM

You have to have a partner who's really hung for THAT diaphram to come into play . . .

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Don Firth
Date: 07 Apr 04 - 12:41 PM

Avril, I assume your singing teacher taught you how to use your diaphragm?

Don Firth

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Blackcatter
Date: 07 Apr 04 - 11:48 AM

For people like Brucie who have been virgins for a loooooooooooooooooooong time. Everyone else just use AstroGlide.

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: GUEST,noddy
Date: 07 Apr 04 - 11:00 AM

What do you use extra virgin oil for?????????????

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Blackcatter
Date: 03 Apr 04 - 12:23 AM

I used the past tense because it's pretty difficult to tell how you are GOING to do something . . .

Subject: RE: BS: When did you lose your virginity?
From: Genie
Date: 02 Apr 04 - 01:44 AM

[i]Subject: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Blackcatter ...
When, where, who, how long, and was it all that it was supposed to be?[/i]
First, why do you use the past tense? LOL

[i]From: Amos - PM

I expect you mean "losing" (which means surrendering or mmisplacing) rather than "loosing" which means unleashing or untying, BC.[/i]

Now THERE'S a fascinating image -- an "unleashed" virginity!
LOL

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Blackcatter
Date: 01 Apr 04 - 10:34 PM

And if you are approaching a klit . . .

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Blackcatter
Date: 01 Apr 04 - 09:27 PM

Just remember to wear a kilt when approaching a sheep. The Sheep can hear a zipper a mile away . . .

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: GUEST
Date: 01 Apr 04 - 09:06 PM

Hae ye nae heard o virgin wool?

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Peace
Date: 01 Apr 04 - 09:00 PM

VIRGIN NO MORE! I GOT SCREWED BY THE PENGUIN.

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Peace
Date: 01 Apr 04 - 08:30 PM

Will the lanolin help with the itch? Decisions, decisions.

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Peace
Date: 01 Apr 04 - 06:45 PM

Isn't the wool itchy?

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Peace
Date: 01 Apr 04 - 03:36 PM

Re the sheep remark: Thanks for the idea.

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: dianavan
Date: 01 Apr 04 - 02:40 AM

left it on the counter while you were reachin in the fridge for a beer?

d

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 01 Apr 04 - 12:25 AM

i think it's probably in the kitchen somewhere, i keep losing stuff here, [i think i'm getting old!]
, but it usually turns up in the kitchen, [ i found the remote control for my telly in the kitchen the other day].

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: GUEST,GWB
Date: 01 Apr 04 - 12:20 AM

I heard at a recent dinner I spoke at, I presented slides and poked fun at Brucie's virginity. So no sheep would have you?

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: GUEST,emily rain
Date: 31 Mar 04 - 06:16 PM

yipes! no no, don't go looking for stringless sex on the internet. find a real, in-person, grownups only sort of club that doesn't mind admitting single men.* then go, and tell everyone you meet that you're looking for your first experience. be bashful but charming. you can't fail. :)

* lots of "swingers" clubs are for couples only, or allow singles only if they're female. the assumption is that single men are on the make (like everyone else isn't??) and will harrass the women present. there are clubs without this prejudice; shop around. er, so to speak.

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Blackcatter
Date: 31 Mar 04 - 05:39 PM

Yews - not only against the school rules presumably, but also likely to have been statutory rape.

Brucie - that's probably NOT the way to go.

Ever think about swinger groups? - Yahoo groups has a group for most regions with dozens of men and women looking for non-committed action. Not that I would dare look into that myself . . .

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Peace
Date: 31 Mar 04 - 04:17 PM

Er - Richard Bridge: My remarks were in response to the following from Ms Betts. Perhaps I should have made that clear in my posts. Bruce M.

From: Avril Betts - PM
Date: 30 Mar 04 - 06:13 AM

I was nearly 16 and it was with my school music teacher. He was the first person to tell me that I had a good singing voice, but he said he could help me to use it better, so I used to go round to his flat after school on Wednesdays. He showed me how to sing from my tummy by standing behind me with his hands round my chest to stop me from breathing up the top, then one day he asked me if I wanted to do something else and I said OK. We used to do it regularly after that and I really enjoyed it.

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 31 Mar 04 - 03:23 PM

Er - Brucie, it wasn't the school teacher, it was the schoolteacher's spouse who is not stated to have been staff, so presumably wasn't staff.

Similar restrictions appear to be imposed on university teachers too, and there I do not see that it is wrong at all unless the teacher teaches the student in question, or of course uses authority to coerce.

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Folkiedave
Date: 31 Mar 04 - 02:28 PM

I lost mine on a beach. It really was a case of what's in it for me?......Sand

Dave
www.collectorsfolk.co.uk

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Peace
Date: 31 Mar 04 - 01:40 PM

At the rate it's going, it'll be September 31 when I lose mine, too.

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: freda underhill
Date: 31 Mar 04 - 04:38 AM

on 31st September 1969 at 3.37pm.

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: the lemonade lady
Date: 31 Mar 04 - 04:34 AM

I am a farmer's daughter. Mine was lost in a barn amongst bales of hay. Didn't feel a thing and wondered what all the fuss was about!

I'm glad to say things are completely different now. (I know he'll be reading this!)

#;-)

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Peace
Date: 30 Mar 04 - 08:11 PM

Have no idea HOW that gun got in my holster!

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: ToulouseCruise
Date: 30 Mar 04 - 01:58 PM

"Not at all officer, not at all! I was just helping this get through the fence!"

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Amos
Date: 30 Mar 04 - 01:49 PM

Brucie is right.

A betrayal of trust is not acceptable. No way.

A

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Peace
Date: 30 Mar 04 - 01:46 PM

That is one of a very few things I NEVER joke about.

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Peace
Date: 30 Mar 04 - 01:44 PM

I'm a school teacher. If I found out that any staff member of any school I taught in--or didn't teach in--was having any kind of wrongful liaison with a student of any age, I would have his license revoked and the police in on it faster than shit runs through a goose. I would likely also be charge by the police for assault with intent to cause bodily harm.

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Blackcatter
Date: 30 Mar 04 - 01:16 PM

I dunno Brucie - maybe you should go back to school . . .

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Peace
Date: 30 Mar 04 - 01:01 PM

Teachers have no business sleeping with students. Not under any fuckin' circumstance. PERIOD!

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 30 Mar 04 - 12:51 PM

I must have got carried away by the discovery of the rotten pun ¦¬]
ohn

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Blackcatter
Date: 30 Mar 04 - 12:12 PM

Here's 2 threads about losing stage virginity:


Your first time - be honest

Where was your first time

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 30 Mar 04 - 11:23 AM

Nick - probably to hide the fact that your feet needed washing !

Giok - Funny how this thread moved from the first time you performed in public, to the first time you performed in pubic

I think if you re-read Blackcatter's opening posting you'll see that he was referring to "pubic" performance.

I looked through the database and couldn't find one - just one on loosing your "stage performance" virginity.

Finally, Avril if you had the sort of chest then, that you have now, your teacher must have needed big hands !

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Nick
Date: 30 Mar 04 - 06:16 AM

16 years old on a Sunday afternoon in 1970 with my English schoolteachers' 21 year old wife and it was lovely. The one curious thing I remember was not taking my socks off - to this day I don't know why not.

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 30 Mar 04 - 06:16 AM

Funny how this thread moved from the first time you performed in public, to the first time you performed in pubic.
John

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Avril Betts
Date: 30 Mar 04 - 06:13 AM

I was nearly 16 and it was with my school music teacher. He was the first person to tell me that I had a good singing voice, but he said he could help me to use it better, so I used to go round to his flat after school on Wednesdays. He showed me how to sing from my tummy by standing behind me with his hands round my chest to stop me from breathing up the top, then one day he asked me if I wanted to do something else and I said OK. We used to do it regularly after that and I really enjoyed it. Perhaps it was a good thing because otherwise it would have probably been with a boy of my own age who wouldn't have insisted on using a contraceptive like he did, and then I'd have got pregnant.

I thought he was ever so old at the time and was surprised that he still wanted to do it. Now I'm about the same age as he was and I still have a strong sex drive so I can understand why he did. After about a year he got engaged to a girl and told me he didn't want to see me any more, I suppose he'd been going out with her all along, and then he got married. It didn't really matter because I was leaving school anyway. A few years later I saw them in a pub, I was a bit drunk and was going to go up and tell her, but my friends stopped me.

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: GUEST,noddy
Date: 30 Mar 04 - 04:18 AM

with every member of the cheerleaders in the showers after the match......

Oh sorry just woke up again.

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Peace
Date: 29 Mar 04 - 05:43 PM

This is very confusing.

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Amos
Date: 29 Mar 04 - 04:20 PM

Sitting futher back is no way to lose your virginity. Even with my deteriorating memory and weak eyesight, I know that much!!

A

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: GUEST,earthling
Date: 29 Mar 04 - 04:09 PM

Brucie, sit further back?

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Peace
Date: 29 Mar 04 - 04:05 PM

Hurt myself on the screen.

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: Ellenpoly
Date: 29 Mar 04 - 03:18 AM

Hey, Kendall, even I've been able to figure out who Rama Llama is!

Ya see, it's not that I'm such a strong minded person..well, yeah, maybe it is...but I'm just trying to help poor brucie out. He's now looking for "grils" and if that's the case, I'm beginning to think it's just a well that the guy remains a virgin.

Sorry brucie. Here's something to keep you amused..no fuss, no muss, and at least the grils will be safe..xx..e

http://home.wanadoo.nl/annekebroenink/maukie2.swf

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: GUEST,Rama Llama
Date: 29 Mar 04 - 02:37 AM

Oh Kendall dear, please you know who I am. Please come back to me. I want you here when i give birth to our child.

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: dianavan
Date: 29 Mar 04 - 12:17 AM

Rama Llama Ding Dang - I think.

Actually, for me it was clumsy fooling around for both of us. We didn't seem to know what hit us. It was a big surprise. Luckily, he was as young as myself. I have since heard many other stories and can only be grateful that we were both innocent. Unfortunately we were "found out" because it happened on my parent's bed and we left a mess - I didn't know about that part either. Oddly enough, they came home early (from picking blackberries) because my dad's leg had fallen through an abandoned well. True story. Go figure!

d

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: GUEST
Date: 29 Mar 04 - 12:11 AM

Did Virginia lose her Virginity in Virginia?
Bet brucie will know.

Subject: RE: BS: When did you loose your virginity?
From: kendall
Date: 28 Mar 04 - 10:50 PM

Is she gone yet? who thehell is this Rama Llama?