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GUEST,jhoyd 28 Dec 04 - 03:27 AM
Dave Hanson 28 Dec 04 - 06:19 AM
wysiwyg 28 Dec 04 - 06:34 AM
Peace 28 Dec 04 - 06:38 AM
Peace 28 Dec 04 - 06:58 AM
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Peace 28 Dec 04 - 06:59 AM
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Peace 28 Dec 04 - 07:15 AM
wysiwyg 28 Dec 04 - 07:38 AM
Peace 28 Dec 04 - 07:41 AM
*daylia* 28 Dec 04 - 07:53 AM
catspaw49 28 Dec 04 - 08:10 AM
Peace 28 Dec 04 - 08:23 AM
Blissfully Ignorant 28 Dec 04 - 09:04 AM
Dave Hanson 28 Dec 04 - 09:53 AM
Peace 28 Dec 04 - 04:13 PM
Once Famous 28 Dec 04 - 06:45 PM
LadyJean 28 Dec 04 - 07:18 PM
Peace 29 Dec 04 - 01:27 AM
*daylia* 29 Dec 04 - 05:54 AM
Wolfgang 26 Mar 07 - 05:57 AM
Strollin' Johnny 26 Mar 07 - 12:22 PM
GUEST,heric 26 Mar 07 - 12:47 PM
Nigel Parsons 26 Mar 07 - 05:04 PM
JohnInKansas 26 Mar 07 - 06:13 PM
catspaw49 26 Mar 07 - 06:32 PM
GUEST,heric 26 Mar 07 - 07:32 PM
Bobert 26 Mar 07 - 08:47 PM
GUEST,ib48 27 Mar 07 - 10:46 AM
Big Mick 27 Mar 07 - 11:00 AM
GUEST,Ian cookieless 27 Mar 07 - 11:11 AM
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Subject: BS: Quit Smoking Today!
From: GUEST,jhoyd
Date: 28 Dec 04 - 03:27 AM

"Your life can make extension every 1 hour, if you just Quit Smoking!"


* Benefits of Quitting Smoking *

        -    Quitting smoking at any time will make life not better but also longer.
        -    If you're pregnant, quitting smoking will improve your chances of having a             healthy baby
        -    Infants and young children are at special risk and could suffer permanent damage due to cigarette side-stream smoke.
        -    You will have extra money to spend on things other than the cigarettes.
        -      Studies have shown that more than 25 % of US adults smoke and if you are a 45-year-old woman who does smoke, the odds that you'll die in the next decade are 50 in 1,000.
        -      Although 70% of smokers want to stop smoking and 41% attempt to quit smoking each year,only 2.5% succeed.
        -      Smoking can restrict the blood supply to the lower spine, leading to chronic back pain, and also can slow recovery form bone surgery.
        -      Research has determined that a heavy cigarette smoking by female smokers doubles the risk of developing rheumatoid arthritis.
        


      So Quit Today! And you better try NOSMOQ Cigarette. The Smoking Aid Device!
For more details just visit there website, e-mail them or you can contact those numbers listed below:


   Website:        
   E-mail:        support3@3gcare.com
                webmaster@3gcare.com
Telephone        82-2-924-8885
Fax                82-2-927-8884

Address:        KAWAI Bldg. 6F, 1-32-6, Higashi-Ikebukuro,
                       Toshima-Ku, Tokyo, Japan 170-0013


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Subject: RE: BS: Quit Smoking Today!
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 28 Dec 04 - 06:19 AM

I stopped fifteen years ago, how much extra life have I gained ? I know how much weight I've gained.

eric


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Subject: RE: BS: Quit Smoking Today!
From: wysiwyg
Date: 28 Dec 04 - 06:34 AM

It's a well-known fact that sex drive and sexual satisfaction go WAY up (!) after quitting-- at least it's well-known among we who have quit. It's generally kept a secret from people who still smoke.

~Susan


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Subject: RE: BS: Quit Smoking Today!
From: Peace
Date: 28 Dec 04 - 06:38 AM

Is this turkey selling condoms for cigarettes? What crap this is. It's a bloody ad for some company. WAKE UP.


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Subject: RE: BS: Quit Smoking Today!
From: Peace
Date: 28 Dec 04 - 06:58 AM

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Subject: RE: BS: Quit Smoking Today!
From: Peace
Date: 28 Dec 04 - 06:58 AM


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Date: 28 Dec 04 - 06:58 AM


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Subject: RE: BS: Quit Smoking Today!
From: Peace
Date: 28 Dec 04 - 07:03 AM

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        Hard to Quit Smoking?? Try NOSMOQ cigarettes!!!
« on: December 16, 2004, 10:52:55 pm »         Reply with quote
Good day my dear friend,

Greetings of peace!!


Does it hard for you to quit smoking?? Suffered from any disease? Save your life. Try NOSMOQ cigarette. You wouldn't come into your head a tobacco like a miracle!!

Now, this is the time for you to quit smoking while you smoke. NOSMOQ replace a satisfaction of smoking. Not a replacement for tobacco smoking, but a smoking cessation aid. It is similar to regular cigarettes in terms of lighting and smoking.

Unconditionally, you have to stop smoking if you start to smoke the NOSMOQ cigarette, because nicotine, drug ingredients is taken out in your body on dope.

Be smoke the NOSMOQ like a tobacco.

In just seven (7) days you can feel the success of Quit Smoking!!!

Thank you..

For more info visit us at http://www.nosmoq.com
Telephone #: 82-2-924-8885
Fax Number: 82-2-927-8884
Send your email to: support9@3gcare.com
         webmaster@3gcare.co.jp


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Subject: RE: BS: Quit Smoking Today!
From: Peace
Date: 28 Dec 04 - 07:05 AM

Primie
Noob
Noob


Joined: Dec 23, 2004
Posts: 1

        
PostPosted: Thu Dec 23, 2004 9:10 am         Reply with quote Back to top
NOSMOQ can burn instead of tobacco and get representation satisfaction effect about tobacco smoking desire when no smoking attempter does not endure smoking desire. Because both shape and taste is similar with tobacco, help that overcome prohibition period if use that is pipe and helps as can do no smoking.

NOSMOQ is that you could quit while you smoke!!

This is a 7 Day NOSMOQ Program

NOSMOQ The novelity medicinal cigarette in Orient!!

What is NOSMOQ?
NOSMOQ looks exactly like a conventional filtered cigarettes.
Similar to regular cigarettes in terms of lighting and smoking.
Not a replacement for tobacco smoking, but a smoking cessation aid.
Invented to be a perfect replacement of "Behavioral Smoking Addiction".

For more info visit us at http://www.nosmoq.com
Telephone #: 82-2-924-8885
Fax Number: 82-2-927-8884
Send your email to: support9@3gcare.com
webmaster@3gcare.co.jp


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Subject: RE: BS: Quit Smoking Today!
From: Peace
Date: 28 Dec 04 - 07:15 AM

TIMELESS PROSE

NOSMOQ can burn instead of tobacco and get representation satisfaction effect about tobacco smoking desire when no smoking attempter does not endure smoking desire. Because both shape and taste is similar with tobacco, help that overcome prohibition period if use that is pipe and helps as can do no smoking.


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Subject: RE: BS: Quit Smoking Today!
From: wysiwyg
Date: 28 Dec 04 - 07:38 AM

Yes, of course it's spam, but what the hell-- the thread title alone might reach someone.

~Susan


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Subject: RE: BS: Quit Smoking Today!
From: Peace
Date: 28 Dec 04 - 07:41 AM

Whatever. The Mudcat is not my site.


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Subject: RE: BS: Quit Smoking Today!
From: *daylia*
Date: 28 Dec 04 - 07:53 AM

That's right, it isn't. Too bad.


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Subject: RE: BS: Quit Smoking Today!
From: catspaw49
Date: 28 Dec 04 - 08:10 AM

I could give a turkey about the SPAM but that "Timeless Prose"..............You'd think these assholes would at least get a reasonable translation, namely one that doesn't sound like a translation! Possibly even one that makes sense!!! A few years ago I read on the back of a Christmas Light box:

"Plug In to 110 outlet with plug (2) and Bright Sparkle Ice Lites will some flicker, glimmer and pop."

Needless to say, I didn't buy the fuckers!

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Quit Smoking Today!
From: Peace
Date: 28 Dec 04 - 08:23 AM

"NOSMOQ can burn instead of tobacco and get representation satisfaction effect about tobacco smoking desire when no smoking attempter does not endure smoking desire. Because both shape and taste is similar with tobacco, help that overcome prohibition period if use that is pipe and helps as can do no smoking."

"Plug In to 110 outlet with plug (2) and Bright Sparkle Ice Lites will some flicker, glimmer and pop."

Linguistic forensics will determine that these were written by the same guy.


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Subject: RE: BS: Quit Smoking Today!
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 28 Dec 04 - 09:04 AM

I wish people would just leave me alone to rot with my cancer sticks and stop trying to sell me thing i DON'T EFFING WANT!!!! Grrrr... Grrrr.....Grrrrrrr....

See, i'm all irritable. That's what happens when i don't get a smoke.


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Subject: RE: BS: Quit Smoking Today!
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 28 Dec 04 - 09:53 AM

Brucie are you pissed ?

eric


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Subject: RE: BS: Quit Smoking Today!
From: Peace
Date: 28 Dec 04 - 04:13 PM

LOL

Define pissed.

The British use it to indicate a degree of irritation beyond what would be considered normal when someone craps in yer breakfast cereal. If you mean that, eric, no.

In North America we use it to mean very intoxicated: drunk. If you mean that, eric, no.

Hope you have a great New Year.

Bruce


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Subject: RE: BS: Quit Smoking Today!
From: Once Famous
Date: 28 Dec 04 - 06:45 PM

Quit 8 years ago on Jan. 1

I can't understand why good looking women choose to smoke and smell bad.


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Subject: RE: BS: Quit Smoking Today!
From: LadyJean
Date: 28 Dec 04 - 07:18 PM

I don't like people using the cat to advertise, but I will say, that I watched my mother die from lung cancer, and

         IT HURTS LIKE HELL!

Mom was a stoic all her life. Arthritis, asthma, hip replacements, she didn't complain of the pain. But the surgery to remove the malignancy was exquisitely painful for her, and so were her last days.
Quit smoking. It increases your chances of being shot by a jealous wife/husband when you're 95 years old.


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Subject: RE: BS: Quit Smoking Today!
From: Peace
Date: 29 Dec 04 - 01:27 AM

LadyJean,

My grandfather died from a combination of black lung, emphysema and cancer. He was a smoker, too. Yes, it hurt very much.


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Subject: RE: BS: Quit Smoking Today!
From: *daylia*
Date: 29 Dec 04 - 05:54 AM

I can't understand why good looking women choose to smoke and smell bad.

To keep bad looking men at a safe distance???


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Subject: RE: BS: Quit Smoking Today!
From: Wolfgang
Date: 26 Mar 07 - 05:57 AM

Singer Johannes Heesters has now given up smoking after 90 years. The 103 years old has told reporters that he has "to take care of my voice".

Wolfgang


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Subject: RE: BS: Quit Smoking Today!
From: Strollin' Johnny
Date: 26 Mar 07 - 12:22 PM

Correction, Peace. In Britain, 'Pissed' means very drunk. 'Pissed-Off' means very annoyed.


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Subject: RE: BS: Quit Smoking Today!
From: GUEST,heric
Date: 26 Mar 07 - 12:47 PM

Yeah you had me confused too, Peace. I think in Canada pissed means drunk, and in the US pissed means pissed off. I'm glad we straightened that out.


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Subject: RE: BS: Quit Smoking Today!
From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 26 Mar 07 - 05:04 PM

if you are a 45-year-old woman who does smoke, the odds that you'll die in the next decade are 50 in 1,000.

Pretty pointless observation without the matching figures for non-smoking women of the same age.


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Subject: RE: BS: Quit Smoking Today!
From: JohnInKansas
Date: 26 Mar 07 - 06:13 PM

Californication

Note lead photo.

John


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Subject: RE: BS: Quit Smoking Today!
From: catspaw49
Date: 26 Mar 07 - 06:32 PM

Regarding pissed, remember that it's better to be pissed off than pissed on......and better to be pissed on than pissed through because that'd make you a prick.

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Quit Smoking Today!
From: GUEST,heric
Date: 26 Mar 07 - 07:32 PM

I went to urban dictionary to find out what it means to be an old pisser but it doesn't seem to mean anything, common as it is. Anyone who uses that expression is just pissing in the wind. self-pissed-on.


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Subject: RE: BS: Quit Smoking Today!
From: Bobert
Date: 26 Mar 07 - 08:47 PM

Me an' Tony quit... "Cigarettes, that is..."

Little toke never hurt nobody, tho....

But, okay, I quit cigarettes in 1985 when my son was born...

But I read recently, however, that there is no correlation between smokin' pot an' lung cancer... Might of fact, pot smokers live longer than non-smokers, according to the study... Problem is, I can't remember where I read it but, hey...

Okay, they did find a correlatiion between pot smokin' and bad typin' and spellin' but I thankfully ain't had none of that stuff...

Bobert (cough...)


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Subject: RE: BS: Quit Smoking Today!
From: GUEST,ib48
Date: 27 Mar 07 - 10:46 AM

god,how i hate smoking,do everybody a favour and pack it in today,please.


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Subject: RE: BS: Quit Smoking Today!
From: Big Mick
Date: 27 Mar 07 - 11:00 AM

I am sick to death of so-called "smokers rights". I could give a shit what you put in your body, but you have no right to put it in mine. And you have no right to tell me to "not go out if you don't like the smoke". You have it backwards. You are the one proactively polluting my space. Do what you want in your home or on your property, just keep it away from the rest of us.

I believe that States and Cities have the right to pass these laws. In fairness, if I were the one in charge, I would ban smoking in all public places, including near any building where the public passes in and out. Instead of outlawing smoking in all establishments, I would simply force obvious signage that states whether an establishment was smoking or not. I would not allow smoking/non smoking sections. An establishment is either smoking or not. This would allow those of us who object to smelling this poison to vote with our pocketbooks. Doing this would allow a property owner to make a choice as to who s/he wishes to cater to.

Mick
An ex-smoker who had a heart attack due to this crap.


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Subject: RE: BS: Quit Smoking Today!
From: GUEST,Ian cookieless
Date: 27 Mar 07 - 11:11 AM

I had a much-loved and intelligent friend who told me she didn't believe all the rubbish about smoking harming your health. Intelligent, yes, but she, like anyone, has the ability to dismiss what we don't want to hear, regardless of the facts. After several bouts of verigo and extreme breathlessness, she was told she had an enlarged heart due to years of chain smoking. The doctor told her to give up smoking or die. She carried on smoking, at a reduced level. Two years later she was dead.

So regardless of poor, blatant advertising and pigeon English, unfortunately there is still work to be done.


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Subject: RE: BS: Quit Smoking Today!
From: GUEST,Ian cookieless
Date: 27 Mar 07 - 11:17 AM

Bobert, "I read recently, however, that there is no correlation between smokin' pot an' lung cancer... Might of fact, pot smokers live longer than non-smokers, according to the study... Problem is, I can't remember where I read it but, hey..."

Bobert, I think you must have either misremembered this, are joking, or were taken in by a scam. Pot smokers live longer than non-potheads?! Pot is *more* carsongenic than tobacco. Long term use (shorter term in some, depends on body mass etc.) also leads to associated mental health problems, such as paranoia.


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Subject: RE: BS: Quit Smoking Today!
From: guitar
Date: 27 Mar 07 - 11:55 AM

i never started


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Subject: RE: BS: Quit Smoking Today!
From: Wolfgang
Date: 27 Mar 07 - 12:01 PM

The study Bobert recollects exists. One report about it is for instance here.

But I wouldn't take it very serious. For instance, pipe smokers and cigar smokers in Germany live longer than non-smokers. Does that come from smoking pipes and cigars being healthy? No, it comes from pipe smokers and cigar smokers being members of a population (white collar, higher education, higher income) that lives longer (even if smoking) than workers and (other) poor people.

Wolfgang


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Subject: RE: BS: Quit Smoking Today!
From: GUEST,ib48
Date: 27 Mar 07 - 03:40 PM

i have never had a cig in my life and i dont feel i have missed out on anything.


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