BS: Why Left Nut?

Subject: BS: Why Left Nut?
From: dwditty
Date: 25 Apr 05 - 04:00 PM

Guys will often say, "I'd give my left nut to.....(whatever)." I was just wondering why it is ALWAYS the left nut....never the right. Your thoughts?

dw

This just seemed like an appropriate Blues Music Site thread.

Subject: RE: BS: Why Left Nut?
From: GUEST,left goolie
Date: 25 Apr 05 - 04:03 PM

Yes!!! why always ME?...............but I thought it was "give my right arm" not "my left nut"!

Subject: RE: BS: Why Left Nut?
From: GUEST
Date: 25 Apr 05 - 04:03 PM

because if they give their left nut they arre still left with one - so ovbviously it never got taken.

Subject: RE: BS: Why Left Nut?
From: Once Famous
Date: 25 Apr 05 - 04:16 PM

Because they voted for John Kerry

Subject: RE: BS: Why Left Nut?
From: Peace
Date: 25 Apr 05 - 04:18 PM

So that means the other nut got elected? Whew, what a balls up.

Subject: RE: BS: Why Left Nut?
From: GUEST,left goolie
Date: 25 Apr 05 - 04:25 PM

Election or erection?

Subject: RE: BS: Why Left Nut?
From: Peace
Date: 25 Apr 05 - 04:28 PM

No balls at all,
No balls at all,
A fourteen inch penis and
No balls at all.

Subject: RE: BS: Why Left Nut?
From: wysiwyg
Date: 25 Apr 05 - 04:38 PM

I dunno, probably for the same unknown reason it's so-and-so's "hanging off my left tit."

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Why Left Nut?
From: GUEST,left goolie
Date: 25 Apr 05 - 04:42 PM

Protect your interests...give both your goolies to God....There is only one way isn't there!

Subject: RE: BS: Why Left Nut?
From: Bill D
Date: 25 Apr 05 - 04:44 PM

because it flows better linguisticly.

You asked.

Subject: RE: BS: Why Left Nut?
From: Peace
Date: 25 Apr 05 - 04:45 PM

LOL

Subject: RE: BS: Why Left Nut?
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Apr 05 - 05:02 PM

There was a belief that the left testicle was more fertile and/or produces males, while the right was less fertile and/or produced females. Please don't ask me for my source on this, 'cause I don't remember.

Subject: RE: BS: Why Left Nut?
From: Uncle_DaveO
Date: 25 Apr 05 - 05:10 PM

I have the feeling that the left nut is seen as a fallback, a spare. The speaker isn't giving away the absolute best, but he's willing to cut back on his safety net.

Dave Oesterreich

Subject: RE: BS: Why Left Nut?
From: Leadfingers
Date: 25 Apr 05 - 05:29 PM

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous !!!

Subject: RE: BS: Why Left Nut?
From: Peace
Date: 25 Apr 05 - 05:38 PM

I'd give someone's left nut if it could be so for you, Leadfinger.

Subject: RE: BS: Why Left Nut?
From: Donuel
Date: 25 Apr 05 - 05:57 PM

Perhaps we should ask Lance Armstrong.

From a comedic point of view, left is funnier than right,
Just like 23 is funnier than 4.

Subject: RE: BS: Why Left Nut?
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Apr 05 - 06:32 PM

When, back in the Army, we were getting inoculated, we were always told that it would going to be "a square needle in the left nut." Sometimes "a blunt square needle in the left nut."

Subject: RE: BS: Why Left Nut?
From: GUEST,jOhn's alter ego
Date: 25 Apr 05 - 06:39 PM

yeah, good ol' army humor haha. It's "linguistically" not "linguisticly" (because it spells better)

Subject: RE: BS: Why Left Nut?
From: Ebbie
Date: 25 Apr 05 - 07:12 PM

Simple - because they want to keep the right one.

Subject: RE: BS: Why Left Nut?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 25 Apr 05 - 10:14 PM

Yes, the right nut is considered more valuable for some reason...same as the right arm. It doesn't seem to matter as much with eyes, feet or ears for some reason.

It is a fact that most males worry more about losing a nut than they do about losing a major section of the brain. This does not indicate a terribly high degree of awareness, does it? ;-)

It is also a fact that Steven King is almost incapable of writing a lengthy story without including a scene where something horrible happens to someone's testicles. This indicates one of two things:

1. Steven King is an immature dork.

2. He's a smart man who is writing for an audience of immature dorks, and knows just how to get their full attention.

I read one or two Steven King books once while whiling away some very long hours on a gas station job. I always felt like I needed a shower afterwards to clean out my mind.

Subject: RE: BS: Why Left Nut?
From: Amos
Date: 25 Apr 05 - 11:20 PM

The one on the left is usually the "spare".


A

Subject: RE: BS: Why Left Nut?
From: Shanghaiceltic
Date: 26 Apr 05 - 12:58 AM

Does this only apply to right handed people disliking their left side? Do left handed people wish to get rid of their right nut?

Mind you after a little experimenting it is easier to scratch the left side of the body with the right hand and the right side of the body with the left. Use both and you look like a simian or you could get arrested.

Subject: RE: BS: Why Left Nut?
From: Shanghaiceltic
Date: 26 Apr 05 - 01:07 AM

Just checked a few defitions for left in Latin:

Sinister
Perverto
Malus

None of them sound good so doing away with the left will make you a bit legitimus, vox vocus, dexter and even rectus (mmm could be a bit trouble with that last word for right)

Subject: RE: BS: Why Left Nut?
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 26 Apr 05 - 04:36 AM

It's always a left nut for the same reason that it's always a read pussy hair. As in "Move that _______ a red pussy hair to the right!" It's never a black one or even a blond one, always red.

Subject: RE: BS: Why Left Nut?
From: John O'L
Date: 26 Apr 05 - 04:46 AM

Could it have somethoing to do with the angle of dangle and the rise and fall of the left ball?

Subject: RE: BS: Why Left Nut?
From: JohnInKansas
Date: 26 Apr 05 - 05:29 AM

I do recall that one of those "educational books" I was given when I was a wee little thing (in lieu of talking about it) reported that the left nut usually hangs lower than the right one. (It was supposed to reassure little boys who were concerned that they might be built funny.)

(Those who need to look may now leave the room.)

John

Subject: RE: BS: Why Left Nut?
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 26 Apr 05 - 09:07 AM

Mmmm... memory needs a jog... any offers?

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Why Left Nut?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 26 Apr 05 - 09:15 AM

WHAAAATTT????

"a red pussy hair"?

Bee-Dub, I have never in my life heard that grotesque expression before. Where the heck do you live? I want to know so I can avoid traveling there... (grin)

Subject: RE: BS: Why Left Nut?
From: GUEST,leeneia
Date: 26 Apr 05 - 09:39 AM

Any man so uncultivated as to use this expression is too stupid to ask why it's "left" rather than "right."

Subject: RE: BS: Why Left Nut?
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 26 Apr 05 - 09:52 AM

Yas, LH, it is a bit disgusting, isn't it? I personally would never use such a colloquialism. Nope, not me.

I suppose red pubic hair is of a finer texture than the more common black/dark brown variety (though I must admit to lack of first-hand knowledge - the "red-heads" I dated during my single years seem to have all obtained their coloring from bottles), therefore the width of a red pussy hair is an extremely short distance. Perhaps someone with direct experience could enlighten us?

Subject: RE: BS: Why Left Nut?
From: Peace
Date: 26 Apr 05 - 10:27 AM

Fire engine red by any chance?

Subject: RE: BS: Why Left Nut?
From: ejsant
Date: 26 Apr 05 - 10:37 AM

I think if you ask MG it is because that's the "nut" that spawns Liberals.

Peace,
Ed

Subject: RE: BS: Why Left Nut?
From: George Papavgeris
Date: 26 Apr 05 - 12:02 PM

I can't think of anything to say, but I didn't want to be left out of the thread

Subject: RE: BS: Why Left Nut?
From: Davetnova
Date: 26 Apr 05 - 12:31 PM

I had three for a while. It was sore, then one withered and died I was left with 2, I think it was the left one thats gone so I gave my left nut to have 2.

Subject: RE: BS: Why Left Nut?
From: heric
Date: 26 Apr 05 - 12:39 PM

The right nut contains only seminal fluid, whereas the left nut produces spermatozoa. These are mixed in the glans adoris immediately prior to insemination. Therefore it is only prudent and pragmatic to excise the left. I can't believe I was the only one paying attention in health class.

Subject: RE: BS: Why Left Nut?
From: Peace
Date: 26 Apr 05 - 12:41 PM

I was looking at girls.

Subject: RE: BS: Why Left Nut?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 26 Apr 05 - 07:35 PM

WH-A-A-A-A-TTTT?????

You gotta be kidding, heric!!!

You are kidding, right?

Subject: RE: BS: Why Left Nut?
From: John O'L
Date: 26 Apr 05 - 08:13 PM

No, he's kidding left

Subject: RE: BS: Why Left Nut?
From: heric
Date: 26 Apr 05 - 08:55 PM

I'm pretty sure that's what I heard. Course, I was stoned at the time. CarolC can back me up; she's a zoologist or something.

Subject: RE: BS: Why Left Nut?
From: Uncle_DaveO
Date: 26 Apr 05 - 09:23 PM

Heric, she can back you up, that you were stoned? Are you sure she was sober at the time?

Dave Oesterreich

Subject: RE: BS: Why Left Nut?
From: John O'L
Date: 26 Apr 05 - 09:30 PM

So it takes a zoologist to tell if you're stoned or not?

Man, what were you on?

Subject: RE: BS: Why Left Nut?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 26 Apr 05 - 09:42 PM

I think it's the silliest thing I ever heard in my life, heric. If it turns out that you are right, I am going to dress up in a really cheap gorilla suit and burst into the next Orillia City Council meeting, and drag off the nearest fair maiden...assuming there will be one there at all.

I hope you are wrong. Dead wrong.

Subject: RE: BS: Why Left Nut?
From: *daylia*
Date: 26 Apr 05 - 10:10 PM

I don't give the balls off a dried beaver either way myself, but maybe it's because the left nut sweats more than the right.

Subject: RE: BS: Why Left Nut?
From: gnu
Date: 27 Apr 05 - 07:04 AM

I care for each of me lads equally and would never give up either without a fight. All for one and one for all. In Scrotum Perpetua.

I don't know what you guys are building but, on my construction jobs, I require my crew chiefs to lay out a job to an accuracy of a half a **** hair. Of course, I've seen smart alecks who, after a chainman moves a hub nail an infinitesimal amount to far, say, "Now, spit that back."

Subject: RE: BS: Why Left Nut?
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 27 Apr 05 - 07:13 AM

Doesn't say if it was right or left but it's a giggle.... Wonder if the snake was OK?

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Why Left Nut?
From: gnu
Date: 27 Apr 05 - 07:18 AM

Oops. That should, of course, be "... too far, ...".

Subject: RE: BS: Why Left Nut?
From: heric
Date: 27 Apr 05 - 09:27 AM

Zoologist, by the way, is pronounced ZOH-ologist.

I also saw over on the "experiment" BS thread that Carol refuses to read any more left nut threads. She says she's seen enough of them, if you can believe that.

Subject: RE: BS: Why Left Nut?
From: Kim C
Date: 27 Apr 05 - 10:02 AM

And how much is a shit worth? I've always wondered.

Subject: RE: BS: Why Left Nut?
From: GUEST
Date: 27 Apr 05 - 04:13 PM

not much, unless you're constipated ...

Subject: RE: BS: Why Left Nut?
From: dianavan
Date: 28 Apr 05 - 10:44 PM

I was once told that if people were to focus more on having a good shit than on having good sex, we would have a much healthier world.

That makes a good shit worth quite alot to some.

Subject: RE: BS: Why Left Nut?
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 29 Apr 05 - 03:13 AM

There is just so much I could answer to that, but it would go under the heading of 'Too Much Information'!!!

LTS