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BS: Women's asses are getting bigger

GUEST,Canadian Observer. 06 Aug 06 - 11:23 AM
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*daylia* 06 Aug 06 - 11:41 AM
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Subject: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: GUEST,Canadian Observer.
Date: 06 Aug 06 - 11:23 AM

That's official from the textiles and clothing sector yearly report. So much for diet and health promotions. So ladies go do something about it.


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: Linda Kelly
Date: 06 Aug 06 - 11:29 AM

I don't think the donkey population in the UK is large enough to offer comparisons- or have I missed the point?


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: *daylia*
Date: 06 Aug 06 - 11:41 AM

Well, people in general are bigger these days - men, women and children.
So do something about it, all of you!

But if we must focus specifically on women and their big asses, seems to me that the one she marries is usually a far greater problem than the one she carries.

;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: LilyFestre
Date: 06 Aug 06 - 11:52 AM

Daylia,

   Well said!! LOLOLOLOL

Michelle


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: harpmolly
Date: 06 Aug 06 - 12:09 PM

ROFL daylia!

And, Canadian Observer, thank you for such an astute observation. I'm sure myself and all the Mudcat women will take it to heart, and immediately begin starving ourselves for your benefit. Thank you for saving us from ourselves! I might otherwise have eaten a CARB today! *gasps in horror*

In other words, get over yourself. ;)

Cheers,

M


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: Paul from Hull
Date: 06 Aug 06 - 12:14 PM

*LOL* Ladies..well said all of you!

Absolutely nothing wrong with a nicely rounded bot, if the lady is happy with it.


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: BuckMulligan
Date: 06 Aug 06 - 12:31 PM

"Do these jeans make by ass look big?"

"No, I think it's your deplorable eating habits and complete lack of exercise."


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 06 Aug 06 - 12:31 PM

If that is the case, why can't I find anything to fit mine?

And it's not fat, it's padding.... bus seats don't get any softer!

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: John on the Sunset Coast
Date: 06 Aug 06 - 12:48 PM

This is a bad thing??? to quote from a song sung by the Chad Mitchell trio "Give me a pretty little number, when she walks she rolls like thunder; round right here, round right there, ruby red lips and her very own hair." I tnink the name of the song is 'The Natural Girl for Me'.
sexist JotSC


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: Amos
Date: 06 Aug 06 - 01:11 PM

Dear gawd, Candian Observer, have you no life?


A


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: GUEST,Candian Observer
Date: 06 Aug 06 - 01:29 PM

I have a great life, thanks for asking.


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: GUEST
Date: 06 Aug 06 - 01:31 PM

i like f****** asses


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: bobad
Date: 06 Aug 06 - 01:34 PM

So you must like f****** yourself, eh guest?


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: Paul from Hull
Date: 06 Aug 06 - 01:40 PM

Yes he didnt specify which gender, did he... Silly Guest.

Anyway...

blue clicky thing


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: Tweed
Date: 06 Aug 06 - 01:42 PM

ho-HO!! He gotcha that time GUEST.

Big butts go over real good at juke joint dances down south. Everybody wants to get up close to a big butt. It's a alive and moves on it's own. Soul-Blues singer Bobby Rush carries three of them to sing backup and dance on stage. He gets down and talks to 'em.

Big Fat Mama Blues(not Bobby Rush)


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: Matt_R
Date: 06 Aug 06 - 01:49 PM

In the immortal words of Sir Mix-A-Lot ...

"I like big butts and and I can not lie"


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: GUEST,Bee
Date: 06 Aug 06 - 01:59 PM

Perhaps Canadian Observer is one of those men who prefers an androgenous looking woman, as a tiny ass is usually only found on the immature female and on young and adult men of normal weight. That's fine, androgenous women may thank him, but I don't think he should expect all women to aspire to pleasing his personal fancy.

But hey, most of the Canadian men I know, who do more than Observe, like a little bounce and cushion.

Or maybe CO just likes to poke at wasps' nests and porcupines and such to Observe the amusing results.


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: GUEST,Old Guy
Date: 06 Aug 06 - 02:05 PM

As long as you can hear the stereo when your wife is sittin' on your face, she's not too fat.


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: webfolk
Date: 06 Aug 06 - 02:17 PM

Linda (post two) is there a difference btween an Ass and a Donkey? I'm UK confused too, and why do we refoer to men as hung like Donkeys along with women's Asses.

Geoff


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: skipy
Date: 06 Aug 06 - 02:18 PM

My wife is moving with the times!
Skipy


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 Aug 06 - 02:21 PM

People's asses in general are getting bigger in North America. It's scary. But it's scarier on women, that's all. I blame television and the fast food industry.


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: Bill D
Date: 06 Aug 06 - 02:36 PM

From old song "Go Bring Me a Lass"

"Let her face be fair, her breasts be bare
And a voice let her have that can warble;
Let her belly be soft, but to mount me aloft
Let her bounding buttocks be marble."


Everyone should know by now that 'some' of our weight/shape conditions is controllable, and some of it is not. Those who are motivated to control what is possible have various options....though it is far easier to indulge than to resist.


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: Scoville
Date: 06 Aug 06 - 02:50 PM

People's asses almost everywhere are getting bigger, for that matter.

What about men's bellies? They're not getting any smaller. Can't be much less scary that women's backsides.


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 06 Aug 06 - 03:07 PM

It's an optical illusion. Asses aren't getting bigger. Grocery store aisles are getting smaller.


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: Ernest
Date: 06 Aug 06 - 03:37 PM

Maybe this is a case of "going back to the roots"?

A big ass has been a beauty ideal in the days the "Venus of Willendorf" was created.

;0)
Ernest


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 Aug 06 - 04:06 PM

Men's stomachs can be shocking! Consider the stomach on Randy in "Trailer Park Boys", for instance. EEEEE-YUCK!!! That's what you get when you're a cheese-burger eatin' bastard. ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: GUEST
Date: 06 Aug 06 - 04:16 PM

Nothing as bad as a fat ass, doesn't matter how pretty the bird is or what she wears you can imagine the Cellulite. Disgusting really.


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: GUEST,Shimrod
Date: 06 Aug 06 - 04:28 PM

Oh, I do hope so!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: Inukshuk
Date: 06 Aug 06 - 04:47 PM

Bless you one and all for a plethora of inspiration. Please contribute freely to Folklore: It's all about ass - above.

Inspired by daylia

Life is all about ass
Getting bigger each day that we pass
But the one that she marries
Is twice what she carries
Yup, life is all about ass.


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: kendall
Date: 06 Aug 06 - 05:03 PM

My ex bought a new skirt, and she came to me wearing it. It was blue, and she looked good in it, but, she was always concerned about the size of her ass. She asked "Does this make me look like a Mack truck"? Stupid me, I said "Hell no. Mack trucks are red."
I was in the dog house for a month.


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: Peace
Date: 06 Aug 06 - 05:34 PM

Who gives a shit?


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: Peace
Date: 06 Aug 06 - 05:35 PM

That post was addressed to the THREAD TITLE. Don't anyone take offence.


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: GUEST
Date: 06 Aug 06 - 06:45 PM

In the immortal words of Spinal Tap
Big bottom, big bottom,
Talk about mud flaps
My girl's got 'em.
But at least backsides are covered up. Over here in the Uk every summer we have to look at the jiggly bellies protruding under crop tops and down to, and over, the low hip jeans. Gawd, don't they know what they look like? And if they do, why don't they care? Particularly when they are of a certain age. In my day it was called mutton dressed as lamb. If men adopted the fashion I'd never leave my house!


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: Paul from Hull
Date: 06 Aug 06 - 06:53 PM

..but, but...fat bottomed girls they make the rockin' world go round!


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: GUEST,Frank Joiffe
Date: 06 Aug 06 - 06:59 PM

Can never understand why women don't wear long tops if they have a fat ass or a collapsed one due to age. They seem to have a body image of some beautiful young girl and subject us to having to look at it. The older they are the worse they are. Sad really.


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: Inukshuk
Date: 06 Aug 06 - 07:04 PM

Wise old adage:
The bigger the cushion; the better the pushin'.


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: Paul from Hull
Date: 06 Aug 06 - 07:17 PM

...& very true it is too!


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: GUEST
Date: 06 Aug 06 - 07:31 PM

No, run out of it before you reach it.


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: Big Mick
Date: 06 Aug 06 - 07:39 PM

First off, Canadian Observer, pray that an identity is never required here. These Mudcat Women will hunt you down and do strange things that hurt you.

And to quote my recently departed and sadly missed best friend, Mr. Joseph David Crump; "Mick, my boy, I just love a woman who has something to sit down on, and that child right there (pointing to a gorgeous woman) is blessed". You had to be there.

CO, I suggest that you get out and meet people......LOL.

Mick


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: bobad
Date: 06 Aug 06 - 07:44 PM

"These Mudcat Women will hunt you down and do strange things that hurt you."

To quote a friend and fellow poster "some people have to pay good money for that" or words to that effect.


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: GUEST,Frank Joiffe
Date: 06 Aug 06 - 07:58 PM

Yesterday I was waiting on my beautiful slim wife who was in Zellers in the Westmount Shopping Centre. As I sat there waiting I could not believe the amount of young women pushing prams who had simply let themselves go to seed. Big fat shapeless asses pushed into tracksuit bottoms. Then there was the old boiling fowl who wore fashions of women a third of their age. One old bird was wearing Jodhpurs, God her ass had moved South some time back. Really it was an observation lesson I could have done without.


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: GUEST
Date: 06 Aug 06 - 08:17 PM

Hate women with Elephantitis, Fat thick ankles. Really ugly.


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: Paul from Hull
Date: 06 Aug 06 - 08:23 PM

Likely those with that disease dont enjoy it much either, Guest...


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: Scoville
Date: 06 Aug 06 - 08:26 PM

Frank must be quite the supermodel himself.

Personally, I don't understand the obsession with women who are built the way I was built when I was ten. I'm not overweight but you'll sure never mistake me for a boy.


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: GUEST,Frank Joiffe
Date: 06 Aug 06 - 08:37 PM

No Scoville I am no supermodel. Just think a lot of women could do more for themselves instead of dig their own grave with their teeth.


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: Paul from Hull
Date: 06 Aug 06 - 08:40 PM

Well, not exactly going about it the best way are you? Why come here & 'preach' anyway?


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: Bobert
Date: 06 Aug 06 - 09:26 PM

Well, the older I get the more I appreciate roundness... Some say the meat is better closer to the bone but, hey, the softer the cushion the better the pushin'...

Plus, I'll tell ya all what... There ain't nuthin' worse than lookin' as some guy with his shirt off and he's got a belly that looks like a whiskey barrel hangin' over his belt... There oughtta be laws aginst men who look like this exposin' them things in public...

But seriously... Yeah, the food supply is seriously messed up an' our habits are seriously messed up an' between the two I think there is a conspircay to kill folks off before they can collect much, if any, of their retirment benefits... That's the way I see it...

Bobert


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: GUEST,Number 6
Date: 06 Aug 06 - 09:35 PM

"Who gives a shit?"

I agree Peace.

sIx


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: gnu
Date: 06 Aug 06 - 09:39 PM

Ever notice that a heart, as drawn on Valetines and the like, looks like a nice round one?

Sorry if it was so obvious. Don't want to cause any... any.


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: Scoville
Date: 06 Aug 06 - 09:50 PM

Well, women are hardly the ONLY ones digging their graves with their teeth. Neither are Americans, from what I've seen in the news.




That's OK, gnu. I'll say it--my butt looks just like an upside-down Valentine's heart.


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: michaelr
Date: 07 Aug 06 - 01:25 AM

Women's asses are getting bigger

You say that like it's a bad thing.


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: Matt_R
Date: 07 Aug 06 - 01:39 AM

^ AMEN


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 07 Aug 06 - 02:07 AM

I have family photographs from the days before TV, sofas and junk food - many from the 1920s and a few from just before WWI.

Know what? Barely a skinny woman in them (well OK, there is one woman who resembles Twiggy, but she died of leukemia 6 months after the photo was taken). Compared with my ancestors, I look like a half starved waif.

These were working women - dairymaids, seamstresses, parlour maids, cleaners, servants and farmers wives - no sitting around watching TV, no hamburgers, no doughnuts, no glossy magazines telling them how they should be.... they were all real women, with real lives and real bodies.

Womens' asses aren't getting bigger, mens' attitudes are getting smaller.

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: GUEST
Date: 07 Aug 06 - 06:47 AM

Only in Canada or worldwide ? See these guys moaning are Canadians.


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: The Sandman
Date: 07 Aug 06 - 06:55 AM

An ass is a quadruped of the horse family. or a dull stupid fellow an arse is the posterior part of an animal.English came first American followed after.


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: Wilfried Schaum
Date: 07 Aug 06 - 06:55 AM

A funny thread, indeed, and I enjoyed a lot of the witty contributions.

An observation I made as a young man in a German town with a US garrison: the American soldiers' wives were visibly stronger in the lower parts of the body. Now by the global expansion of Macdonald's, Burger King et al. we can observe the same phenomenon with our women over here, too. About other countries I can't say so much, but the beautiful British female Mudcatters I have met at Hull are - how shall I say? - at least unfat.
But gentlemen, what is wrong with a well (or more) rounded lower end? It is appreciated since the early stone age, as shown by a 25.000 year old statuette, now preserved in the Vienna Museum of Natural History (back side not shown, unfortunately). And they had no fast food chains.


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: jacqui.c
Date: 07 Aug 06 - 07:14 AM

Luckily we all have differing views about the beauty or otherwise of the human form. Whilst aesthetics does matter to some degree I do try to look at the PERSON inside the body rather than the wrapping.

Saying that, I would agree that there are quite a lot of people who could do with covering up their weaker points. Conspicuous wobbly bits on either male or female don't really do anybody any favours.

I presume that Canadian Observer, Frank Joiffe and assorted Guests would be able to provide photos of their own svelte good looks. Put up or shut up boys!


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: Emma B
Date: 07 Aug 06 - 07:16 AM

a vision of beauty 1630

does anyone know why peoples feet are getting so much bigger these days? - surely we can't blame that on McDonalds too!


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: kendall
Date: 07 Aug 06 - 07:30 AM

It doesn't take much to wind some people up!


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: GUEST,LEJ
Date: 07 Aug 06 - 08:06 AM

Good point about the Burger culture. It's bloody stretch marks I hate. Since cut off jeans became fashionable we seem to be them exposed daily. Why expose them ?


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: Mr Red
Date: 07 Aug 06 - 08:14 AM

fact - womens feet aren't getting any bigger (after the age of about 28) but the range of shoe sizes on offer in shops IS getting bigger.

And tall young people look to be more numerous. It is diet and chemicals and healthcare ..............

As for womens back bottoms - if men told the truth about "does my bum look big in this" - well - none of this would have happened. OK guys who is the bravest?


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 07 Aug 06 - 08:36 AM

I've always liked Reubens.... and Botticelli....

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: GUEST,is Dave The Guest
Date: 07 Aug 06 - 08:40 AM

I don't think Brakn is in danger of rape - even in his very fetching dresses..................


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: LilyFestre
Date: 07 Aug 06 - 08:45 AM

Mr. Red,

   I beg to differ about foot size. Have you seen the size of the feet on girls in the middle schools? In addition, breast development and the arrival of the menstrual cycle is appearing MUCH earlier in girls...has tons to do with the chemicals in our food and in the air we breathe...and that's a fact.

Michelle


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 07 Aug 06 - 08:45 AM

Venus is the Goddess of love and beauty according to some?

Rubens obviously approves... Venus according to Rubens.

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: Alice
Date: 07 Aug 06 - 09:52 AM

Skinny models in advertising have warped the image of "ideal" women. It is totally unnatural for women to have the figures of adolescent boys. If you look inside the fashion industry, you realize that designers consider models "hangers" for their clothing creations to hang on for display. The focus is on displaying fashion creations, not having real women wearing clothing that fit real women. The models themselves don't really look like their photos. In the art department, their legs are extended to unnatural Barbie doll lengths and all kinds of adjustments are made to waists, breasts, necks, etc., before printing and publication. There is a backlash movement now with some companies using real women in ads without computer distortion.
That said, we are almost all affected by extra weight as we age because metabolism slows over time. Processed food and too-large restaurant portions combined with sedentary lives don't help us be healthy.   For the guys complaining about having to look at overweight women inappropriately dressed, check out all the overweight men inappropriately dressed.


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: Divis Sweeney
Date: 07 Aug 06 - 10:05 AM

All women that I know are beautiful within, that's all that counts. If you go through the members photo's you will see we have really lovely women, each and everyone of them(Sent in my photo three months ago, didn't appear !).
The mature women turn heads, the fashion industry women who send these skinny women onto cat walks aren't skinny themselves.

All women have beautiful qualities, it's great discovering them.

I know a lot of men who would fit into big ass, big gut and big head, so lay of our women. Mudcat women have always been lovely to me. Treasures each and everyone of them.

Divis


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: GUEST
Date: 07 Aug 06 - 10:14 AM

Skinny models in advertising have warped the image of "ideal" women

Who's "ideal" though? It seems to me that there are women who feel they ought to look like that but I'm not aware of many males who find these people physically attractive and I know I don't.


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: Big Mick
Date: 07 Aug 06 - 10:18 AM

Given the effects of medication and age on meself, I certainly am in no position to talk about women. But this discussion raises a much larger issue. What is the role of physical looks in the larger issue of beauty and desirability?

I know that for me, looks play a part, but not a big part. Neither does age. How many times have I sat and just been completely enamored of a mature woman, long in life experience, self assured, talented, and just been completely attracted to her? There is a group of Mudcat women that I have never met 3D, but based on their sharing of themselves here, their views, that I would love to have dinner with, and I could care less if they are wide, slim, blue, black, yellow, grey, one legged, five legged, gay or straight, Catholic, Protestant, Agnostic, Wiccan, or Atheist. They are so fascinating to me that I just would like to share time with them.

I guess if that is the purpose of this thread, to encourage one to examine shallowness, and reassess what constitutes real beauty and attractiveness, then I am onboard.

Mick


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: Metchosin
Date: 07 Aug 06 - 10:19 AM

Because the fashion meat market of western society eventually ran into difficulties over its continued obsession with pre pubescent boys, they thought they could further disguise their fear of the generous female form by sticking silicon injected tits on them.

The taut skin bulges of the end "product" now closely resemble the breasts of pregnant or lactating females. A bizarre concept of feminity to impose on an otherwise bandy legged, flat assed figure based on the Barbie doll. The final ideal has no grounding in the reality of the true human adult female form.

Fortunately, no matter how hard some may try, most females are never going to naturally resemble males in drag. We've developed asses as a counterbalance to the natural endowment of our mammary glands.


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: Metchosin
Date: 07 Aug 06 - 10:22 AM

jeez Alice, I should have checked further posts before I pasted my rant. Great minds think alike. LOL


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: Alice
Date: 07 Aug 06 - 10:25 AM

Interesting article about how there are BIG PROFITS in creating an unattainable skinny, young image for women. It drives the cosmetic and diet products industry:

From a Canadian site, Media Awareness Network
Beauty and Body Image in the Media
Quote...
"...50 to 70 per cent of normal weight girls believe they are overweight."


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: Alice
Date: 07 Aug 06 - 10:29 AM

Guest 10:14 am
A man once told me he'd rather have a girlfriend five pounds underweight than five pounds overweight, so I think the advertising industry has molded the preferences of some men and boys just as it has influenced many women and girls.


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: Alice
Date: 07 Aug 06 - 10:40 AM

As I work in advertising and also am a graphic artist, I know first hand how much images are manipulated.

HERE IS A GREAT EXAMPLE of how a photo is completely retouched before going to print. Gives you an idea of how different the actual bodies and faces of models are different than the photos we see in print.
Mouse-over the image and you see the original photo before being retouched.

Face - original photo and retouched for print
http://homepage.mac.com/gapodaca/digital/bikini/bikini1.html

Body - original photo and retouched for print
http://homepage.mac.com/gapodaca/digital/bikini/bikini2.html

Look at how even her arm is made thinner as well as her waist and hips, while her breasts are made to look larger. And, of course, the entire
surface of her skin is smoothed out of pores to look like a plastic surface.


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: *daylia*
Date: 07 Aug 06 - 11:24 AM

Migod, Alice, thanks for the pics. What an eye-opener!

Y'know, why not make education re image manipulation mandatory curriculum from sixth grade up -- or rather, first grade in this era of "bras" and microminis for kindergarten kids!

I'm sure it would save the boys alot of grief too. How many guys could hope to attain porportions like this? Even after years and years of weight training, special diets and body building ...


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: jacqui.c
Date: 07 Aug 06 - 12:16 PM

And little girls and boys think that these images represent an attainable goal.


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: Flash Company
Date: 07 Aug 06 - 12:19 PM

Interesting thread! A lot of truth in there from all sides.
Some observations from the last 12 months.
We went to Telford last spring, I can honestly say I had never seen so many overweight people in one day as I did in Telford Shopping centre.
My darlin' Sheila had some kind of stomach bug last summer and was off her food for about six weeks. In the end I had to give her quite a talking to. At our age, losing weight from the face is not a good move, you never put it back. And, as I told her, her bum started to feel like a bag of spanners,(Happily, that has recovered.)
Comment about Foot sizes is interesting. S is UK size 41/2B, and the only place we can buy shoes the right size is on the internet. Most shops now think that D is a narrow fitting!
However, what goes round comes round, As Liz says, Rubens would have loved present day asses.

FC


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: Grab
Date: 07 Aug 06 - 01:45 PM

LtS, maybe there weren't many *thin* women back there. But that's the same way that (until WWF and body-sculpting) you didn't find a thin wrestler. I'd lay any amount of money that those women had muscles on their muscles. Not sculpted like your gym-goer, but *strong*.

And I'd also lay long odds that none of them were anything like the size of the aisle-bollards that you see in shopping centres these days. The women who can't actually walk because they're too fat to unstraighten their legs, so they kind of lurch along by leaning alternately left and right, like walking a wardrobe round a corner.

There certainly are men who get themselves grotesquely fat too, but it seems to be rarer for men to get to that kind of massively obese stage than women. It may just be down to the fact that men generally burn more calories per day than women, I guess. Certainly men are taller, but even allowing for that, I've never seen a man where two of them side-by-side would block a supermarket aisle. But I've seen a few women that size, and I've seen plenty more who are well on the way there.

And we're talking morbidly obese here, right? It's not like having a few pounds to lose - we're talking 50-100 pounds to lose. You don't get that by accident.

That's what surprises me, you know - the fact that they don't seem to realise it. I noticed my waist band getting tight last year, so I decided it was time to start doing more exercise and keeping a closer eye on what I ate. Emma had the same experience this year. But when you can't fit into size 20 clothes, either you're about 7', or you've got a serious medical problem, or you've eaten so much food and done so little exercise that you've made yourself dangerously fat. Given that the first two are maybe 1% of the population, that leaves all the other fatties as the authors (or consumers) of their own disgusting shape. And sorry, but that much fat really is disgusting (whether it's on a man or a woman).

Lest people misunderstand, I like a well-rounded female body. I can't stand these stick-thin creatures they say are attractive. But there's a difference between "well-rounded" and "morbidly obese", and that difference is about 50lbs of pure fat.

Graham.


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: Bill D
Date: 07 Aug 06 - 02:05 PM

Flash Company remarks on finding a lot of overweight people in one shopping center....

I do find that certain areas/situations are different. A number of years ago, a friend & I had occasion to be on two different college campuses on two successive weekends.

In Fort Collins, Colorado, we were amazed by the number of slim, 'cute', coeds wandering about. The next week, in Omaha, Nebraska, we were startled by the proportion of ummmm...'hefty' coeds in tight jeans.

Now, we didn't do any fancy demographic research to figure out the realtionship of town and school to relative figure type, but it 'might' be interesting. I have read that the deep south, with certain dietary habits, has a larger proportion of...well, largeness....and I'm sure that educational levels are relevant too.

Maybe there's a thesis there for somone.


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: Emma B
Date: 07 Aug 06 - 02:10 PM

an interesting article from the UK press


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: GUEST
Date: 07 Aug 06 - 02:36 PM

"There is more scepticism about the claims made for the connection between weight and disease, and about the idea that fat is a chosen state. People do not choose to be fat in any meaningful way; most of those who try to change their body mass fail."

Sorry, and I don't mean to be cruel, but the plain fact is as my uncle, who was a prisoner of the Japanese said "There are no fat people in a prison camp". He knew very well the relationship between calories consumed and weight. he would laugh at the above statement.


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: Emma B
Date: 07 Aug 06 - 02:37 PM

from the same journal - it's our own fault sisters!


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: GUEST,JTT
Date: 07 Aug 06 - 03:01 PM

it's true, people are getting disgustingly fat and unfit.

Part of it is that people just have no real idea of correct nutrition. Or exercise.

If I were running things (as would be sensible) I'd mandate proper school meals being served in all schools, and teach nutrition and physical education (in a larger sense than just gym - I'd give a real education on the needs of the body) in schools and to adults.


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: Emma B
Date: 07 Aug 06 - 04:22 PM

Guest 2.36 pm - of course there is a connection between calorie intake and weight although, as someone who suffered a severe emotional trauma and lost over 2 stone in 3 months while consuming the "reccommended daily intake", it is not so obvious as we might assume!

The problem is that the preoccupation with an unobtainable (for most people) "ideal" does appear to be making eating disorders worse - if I might quote from the above (rather lengthy article)

"Studies have shown that, while 25 years ago the average model weighed eight per cent less than the average American woman (and, yes, Twiggy was abnormally petite in her day), today's model weighs 23 per cent below the national average. This points up the fascinating paradox that, while we are desperate to keep up with our ever-shrinking celebrities, the average woman is actually getting bulkier. We're round like melons and fat like sausages, despite obsessing about our lardy arses every day. Fat lot of good it does us. While our icons are running the distinct risk of slipping between the cracks in the pavement, we're turning into bollards. Thirty-eight per cent of British women are now classified as overweight, and one in five is obese. If we resemble anyone, it's not Posh Spice. It's Elton John.

As long ago as 2000, the BMA, in its report 'Eating Disorders, Body Image and the Media', noted that the extreme thinness of celebrities was 'both unachievable and biologically inappropriate', observing that the gap between the media ideal and the reality appeared to be making eating disorders worse. 'At present, certain sections of the media provide images of extremely thin or underweight women in contexts which suggest that these weights are healthy or desirable,' it stated, recommending that normal women in the upper reaches of a healthy weight should be 'more in evidence on television as role models for young women'. Television producers and those in advertising should review their employment of very thin women, and the Independent Television Commission should review its advertising policy, the report recommended. Six years on, the converse has happened."

the same article also reinforces the dreadful effect upon the physical and emotional health of children as young as 10 that jacqui refers to!


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: skipy
Date: 07 Aug 06 - 04:24 PM

Bring it on!
Skipy


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 07 Aug 06 - 05:10 PM

I resent being told I'm like Elton John... I'm FAR butcher than him!

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: GUEST
Date: 07 Aug 06 - 06:11 PM

Emma, are you suggesting that women get fat because they can't get anorexic like the celebs? I agree totally that the media image of women is grotesque, some of them are beginning to look like my uncle when he came home from Japan.Cliche: two wrongs don't make a right.


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: The Sandman
Date: 07 Aug 06 - 06:27 PM

womens brains are getting bigger but surely you dont all.own a donkey or as they say in Norfolk a dickey. are womens dickeys getting bigger. ass is a donkey or dickey or four legged quadruped.


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: GUEST,Old Guy
Date: 07 Aug 06 - 09:13 PM

Longer needles needed for fatter butts - Health Care - MSNBC.com
Fatter rear ends are causing many drug injections to miss their mark, requiring longer needles needles to reach buttock muscle.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10240921/


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: Wilfried Schaum
Date: 08 Aug 06 - 05:44 AM

Standard, beauty and all that fuss -
let's remember what Socrates said some millennia ago:
There is no woman so ugly that she hadn't at least seven beauties.
How true.


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: The Sandman
Date: 08 Aug 06 - 12:09 PM

well if womens arses are getting bigger lets all celebrate.I like all sizes.


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: GUEST
Date: 08 Aug 06 - 12:16 PM

From: GUEST,Old Guy - PM
Date: 07 Aug 06 - 09:13 PM

Longer needles needed for fatter butts - Health Care - MSNBC.com
Fatter rear ends are causing many drug injections to miss their mark, requiring longer needles needles to reach buttock muscle.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10240921/

If the above is true then we will be needing other things longer as well !


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 08 Aug 06 - 03:56 PM

It's not how deep the pond is, but how you wiggle the worm that gets the fish....

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: Clinton Hammond
Date: 08 Aug 06 - 04:13 PM

Male... female... it doesn't matter....

fat people are gross


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 09 Aug 06 - 03:55 AM

I read an article in my local paper some time ago about obesity which suggested that almost a third of the women in our town were obese. Looking around after this I realised there must be some truth in it.
What I find strange is that some of them are my friends and I had never noticed! Perhaps that is because it does not really matter one way or another how heavy or light or fat or thin people are......
Are the people on this thread who are critical of overweight people the playground bullies of the past when there was maybe one of two overweight kids in the school. Shame on you! Let he/she who is perfect cast the first criticism.
Best wishes, Mike.


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: Grab
Date: 09 Aug 06 - 08:01 AM

Mike, don't be fooled - it really *does* matter. Check the stats for risk of heart disease, strokes and diabetes caused by excess body fat, and you'll see why it matters. Excess weight is every bit as damaging to your health as addiction to cigarettes, drink or drugs. They're all hard to kick once you've got in that state, and there may be societal pressures that make it more likely for some people to resort to these as a distraction from everyday life, but ultimately it's *your* choice to get in that state in the first place, or *your* inability to recognise that your behaviour has got to that dangerous point. For drink, it might be inability to do without a "breakfast beer". For fat, it might be inability to walk a couple of miles, or inability to fit into clothes with less than a 50" waist.

In the UK, fat people are directly pushing up your taxes by increasing the cost to the NHS in treating these conditions. In the US, they're pushing up your Medicare bills. Let he/she who has to pay the health service bill for Fatty's various lard-related illnesses cast the first criticism. And in that spirit:-

"Get some exercise and quit eating cakes!"

Graham.


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: Mr Yellow
Date: 09 Aug 06 - 08:05 AM

LilyFestre

I think you will find Mr Red was referring to the size of a woman's feet visa vis age. The referrence to shoe sizes on offer in shops is clearly a coded method of saying "average" which hardly describes one woman but does refer to "women". And does imply that the "average" size of all parts of human anatomy is increasing.

I think I know what Mr Red means.


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: *daylia*
Date: 09 Aug 06 - 08:28 AM

One third of women are overweight? Hmmm, I've been doing a little private research over the last couple days. Of the 11 adult women in my family, 4 (or approx 36%) are noticeably overweight. At the mall yesterday, of the 37 women (including teens) I saw, 9 or 25% were overweight. And watching the passersby on my street last night I counted 9 adult women, 2 of whom were overweight. That's less than 25%.

According to my local unofficial observations, on average, 25-36% of adult women are overweight. So if you find the looks of them so awful and offensive, how about directing your gaze to the other 63-75% instead? Presto! no more EEEEEEEEWWWWWW.....

Minding your own business would no doubt spare you all that useless negativity and irritation too, makeing you a happier, more pleasant person to be around.


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: jacqui.c
Date: 09 Aug 06 - 08:31 AM

Graham - where does that argument stop? Do we say the same of smokers, alcoholics, drug addicts, speeding drivers..... You could even have a case against sportsmen of all kinds for the sports injuries that take up medical time and money, and what about those gardeners?

The one person who is really affected by obesity is the obese person. I would agree that this is of concern from a general point of view as it does not bode well for the health of the next generation, who, we are told, may be the first generation of childern to die before their parents, but I would take a guess that, in the majority of cases, those fat people would be happy to lose weight. Problem is, with the myriad number of 'miracle diets' that have been in circulation for so long a lot of people have f****d up their metabolism and have lost the will to try again. That, along with the societal pressures you mentioned can make it very difficult to get back on the wagon.

I think a crucial factor here is to increase education in schools about proper nutrition. We could also do with less of the fancy cookery programmes that seem to saturate the media and get back to showing that a healthy diet can be interesting. Unfortunately it seems,from looking at the contents of supermarkets,that the 'good' foods are less advertised and more expensive than the crap that really has less nutrition value than the calories it contains.

If you want support to try and lose weight it costs - Weightwatchers and others of their ilk are not free. For those on a tight budget this is not something that they can easily finance and the same goes for gym membership. Many GPs in the UK don't have the time or resources to give the kind of support required here.

Education has got to be the key. That and allowing less advertising of the junk food that seems so attractive, and so cheap. Maybe advertisers should have to state the true calorific value of the product that they are advertising and compare that against the reccomended daily calorie allowance for the average person. That might just act as a short sharp shock for some.


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: *daylia*
Date: 09 Aug 06 - 08:49 AM

I suggest doing exactly what's been done with cigarettes. Make it a law to cover all junk and fast food packaging with huge red-letter warnings ie

EATING THIS GARBAGE CAUSES OBESITY, ACNE, CANCER, DIABETES, TOOTH LOSS, HEART DISEASE, IMPOTENCE, HYPERACTIVITY and MOST GRIEVOUS UGLINESS

Include pictures of crying families at funerals, absolutely miserable-looking people shaped like billowing mounds of bread dough with their rotten teeth falling out, covered with skin eruptions, in hospital beds wired up to a room of monitors etc etc etc.

Hey, while we're at it how about making it a law to paint 3-D pictures of mangled bodies and smashed wrecks on the hoods of all new cars? And red-letter warnings on all the gas pumps too ie

THIS PRODUCT POLLUTES THE ENVIRONMENT, DESTROYS THE ATMOSPHERE AND KILLS BABIES WHILE SUPPORTING INTERNATIONAL OIL MOGULS AND OTHER RELATED TERRORISTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: *daylia*
Date: 09 Aug 06 - 09:05 AM

y'know, reading over that last rant I doublt I'll ever have what it takes to be a successful capitalist.

*sigh* think I'll quit my bitchin' and put on one of my royal wake-me-uppers instead ..

...Hey listen here,
Now I got mortgages on homes
I got stiffness in my bones
Ain't no beauty queens in this locality. (I tell ya!)
Oh, but I still get my pleasure
Still got my greatest treasure.
Heap BIG WOMAN you done made a big man out-of me!

Now get this!

Oh, you gonna take me home tonight (please)
Ah, down beside that red firelight
Oh, you gonna let it all hang out
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round

GET ON YOUR BIKES AND RIDE!


Don't hafta tell me twice .... I'm outta here!!   :-)


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: Inukshuk
Date: 09 Aug 06 - 09:30 AM

How about this Johnny Bond clasic from the forties? We do it in medley with "Fat Bottomed Girls"

THAT FAT GAL OF MINE

She keeps me warm in the winter, shady in the summer time
That's what I like about that fat gal of mine;
And when I see my landlord she's got so much behind that I can hide behind
You don't pay rent when your time is spent like mine.
She's so sweet with the softest heart. She's pretty soft around her other parts;
And at night when I lay me down I don't need a pillow when she's around
Warm in the winter; shady in the summer time
That's what I like about that fat gal of mine.

When she's laughing there's so much of her to have a real good time
I tell all my jokes to that fat gal of mine
She's never fickle; you'd better sign right on the dotted line
The first chance you get with a good fat gal like mine.
Hard luck talk don't bother me; I'm as happy as a honey bee;
If things get tough and times get hard I could render that gal and sell the lard
Warm in the winter; shady in the summer time
That's what I like about that fat gal of mine.

She's a bargain, for the same low price look at all you get
Well I got a lot when I got that gal of mine
And when I'm working she sits at home on her diamonette
I've got no troubles with that fat gal of mine
She's my shelter, in times of storm I helter skelter right under her arm.
She's a beauty if you look at her face and you'd better not look any other place.
Warm in the winter; shady in the summer time
That's what I like about that fat gal of mine.


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: Áine
Date: 09 Aug 06 - 10:16 AM

Womens' asses aren't getting bigger, mens' attitudes are getting smaller -- Wow Liz, when I saw this lil' line from you, I quit reading -- Fantastic! When do the T-shirts come out?? ;-)

And Peace, I agree with you, who gives a sh*t! If it ain't you're own woman's butt you're worried about, then why is it your business?

Get a grip, get a life, and get out of my face -- or should that be, oh never mind....

All the best, Áine


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: *daylia*
Date: 09 Aug 06 - 11:55 AM

Thanks for the lyrics, Inukshuk!   I got on my bike, I rode, and I saw not ONE fat-bottomed girl out there today. How 'bout that!

But there was one (formerly and oh so very VERY slightly) fat-bottomed girl heavy on my mind as I rode. By the time I got back, I'd come up with this ....


Of all the taunting teasing talk aimed to blast and blister
None hurt worse than *FATSO* for my youngest baby sister
Poor thing was found just slightly round; the rest of us were thin
And comments snide did not subside - she took it on the chin

But in her heart she'd wilted, never good enough to please
Or so she thought -- till at 16 she found a way to ease
her festering self-hatred. She'd vent it all on food!
And so a lifelong battle with bulimia ensued

Before too long that pretty smile, those sparkling eyes were gone
And she became a bag of bones, surly and withdrawn
Withered, body freezing, yet never thin enough to feel
that her former *FATSO!* Self would ever be concealed

And even decades later, as her twilight years draw nearer
Still hates to eat, still hates to dress, still hates what's in the mirror
It's painful just to look at her, and to all of you I say
Those cruel jibes create real hurt that never goes away


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: Clinton Hammond
Date: 09 Aug 06 - 12:09 PM

On the subject of fat people....

This generation of kids in both North America and in Europe are the first generation of kids that are expected to have SHORTER life spans than their parents..... Sedentary lifestyles, garbage food and other things that make people fat are the biggest reasons.

Treat 'em like smokers? Sure

"Hey fatty! You cramming that 3rd dessert down your bloated cake-hole is making me even more nauseous than the stink coming off you from the areas you can't reach to wash properly.... why don't you take it outside. The exercise getting through the door will do you good!"


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: *daylia*
Date: 09 Aug 06 - 12:12 PM

Go stuff yourself.


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: Grab
Date: 09 Aug 06 - 12:16 PM

Do we say the same of smokers, alcoholics, drug addicts, speeding drivers

Yep, certainly do. In fact, there was a local radio ad over here that I heard not long back saying "I do my bit for the local hospital - I don't drive over the speed limit. On average, X more people are injured due to speeding, and that costs Addenbrookes Hospital £Y extra a year."

I don't mind saying that I do adventure sports. But I wouldn't mind paying some extra on my tax to cover that, if there was an option to do so. I already have a higher rate on my life insurance and accident/illness cover, and that's fair enough. Ironically though, adventure sport participants rarely die through that sport, and are generally fairly healthy anyway. Fatties almost always die as a result of fat-related illness though.

You see, that's the problem - they all want a miracle, and they're not prepared to do sod all about it. This miracle diet, that miracle pill, the other miracle surgery. The one thing that really would be a miracle is if every last one of them put less calories into their system than they used up.

This doesn't mean gym membership or Weight Watchers. It means not eating at fast food joints - which in itself will *save* you money. It means exercise - walking for an hour every day would be great, and it requires not one cent in expenditure. A day's hiking each weekend would be even better. It means eating food that doesn't have high-fructose corn syrup in it. It means eating food that will fill you up without adding vast amounts of calories - home-made wholemeal bread is a classic place to start for this, and if you can't be arsed with kneading the dough (which is exercise in itself) then a breadmaker is cheap. It means not eating food that won't fill you up and *does* add tons of calories - ice-cream, chocolate, any kind of candy or dessert.

If they were addicted to drugs or drink or cigarettes, I'd have some sympathy. Those things get you addicted on a chemical level. But "addicted" to food? That's not an addiction, it's just a habit, and breaking a habit is simply a matter of caring to do something about it.

Graham.


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: *daylia*
Date: 09 Aug 06 - 12:17 PM

PS congrats on that amazing timing, Clinton.


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: The Sandman
Date: 09 Aug 06 - 12:18 PM

might I say that some fat people are fat not because they overeat, bot because they have a glandular disorder .I myself only weigh 11and half stone.


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: *daylia*
Date: 09 Aug 06 - 12:30 PM

Last year, a young woman who is close to me lost 85 lbs in less than 9 months. She really needed to lose it -- at 5'7 her present 125 lbs is much healthier than 210, although I think she overdid it a little. How did she do it? Not through ridicule, and not through an eating disorder. She joined the LA Weightloss program, and followed their diet suggestions to a T.

She did NOT use their pills, though!

She tells me that the diet she followed was nothing unusual and not hard to follow. SHe could eat pretty well whatever she wanted, including fast food as long as she ordered it as recommended. SHe changed her cooking methods slightly (ie no frying in butter), watched her portion sizes, ate at least the minimum requirements of fruits and veggies every day, and most importantly (according to her) AVOIDED ALL PROCESSED FOODS.

TO her mind, that's the key - avoid all processed foods, and you sidestep a lot of problems. But all the stress she was facing in her personal affairs last year probably 'helped' a lot too, I hate to say!


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: Emma B
Date: 09 Aug 06 - 12:32 PM

"Americans love to moralise about fat because, among other reasons, fat has become a convenient stand-in for various characteristics that have been traditionally associated with the pariahs of the moment. Americans who would never dream of consciously allowing themselves to be disgusted by someone's skin colour, or religion, or social class, often feel no compunction about expressing the disgust elicited in them by the sight of people who weigh anything from a lot to a little more than our current absurdly restrictive cultural ideal."

an extract from The Obesity Myth - the war on fat is a witch - hunt masquerading as a public health initiative by Paul Campos

link


while I don't agree with all his statements it does seem, from some of the posts here, that at least this part of his arguement is all too true!


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: Clinton Hammond
Date: 09 Aug 06 - 12:41 PM

"because they have a glandular disorder"
And those people are such a small number they hardly even figure in... the bigger issue are the people who THINK it's glandualr, when in fact, it's just that they are fat and lazy.....

" an extract from The Obesity Myth"
You do of course realize that they whole purpose of that 'excerpt' being on spiked.com is to sell Paul Campos's book right EB???   You don't really believe it do you?

"We should be encouraging Americans to be physically active, to eat well, and to provide reasonable access to medical care for those among us who lack it."
D'uh......

Paul Campos is splitting hairs to seel his book.... nothing more.....


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: Emma B
Date: 09 Aug 06 - 12:59 PM

CH, as I said, I don't accept everything I read in print BUT I am apalled by some of the stuff I've seen posted here!

a further quote -

"The rejection of the war on fat is based on a simple principle: that tolerance towards an almost wholly benign form of human diversity is the least we should expect of ourselves, if we wish to lay claim to living in a civilised culture."

Tolerance and any evidence of a "civilized culture" seems to be as lacking on this issue as it is on many others here! Give me someone who is overweight and tolerant of his/her fellow beings (and no - I'm not by ideal weight/height charts!) rather than the smug, self-satisfied and sexist prejeudices some people have felt acceptable to post here!


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: Clinton Hammond
Date: 09 Aug 06 - 01:05 PM

"an almost wholly benign form of human diversity"
What a load of touchy-feely-we're-all-o.k. bullskite!

Obese people die earlier... are likely to develop diabetes.... it's not 'benign' at all....


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 09 Aug 06 - 01:22 PM

I guess then we should put them all to death and try to form some sort of master race although I believe something like that was tried before...which of the contributors to this thread should be used as the bench mark for a perfect race?


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: DougR
Date: 09 Aug 06 - 01:43 PM

Right, Canadian Guest, "get yourself a life!" Start another "impeach George W. Bush" thread on the Mudcat! :>)

DougR


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: Emma B
Date: 09 Aug 06 - 01:45 PM

CH I'm as concerned about morbid obesity as the next person.

What does infuriate me however is the continual presentation of body images (particularly to women) that are "biologically inappropiate" and result in a frighteningly high percentage being disgusted by their (perfectly "normal") body shape and an increasing range of eating "disorders"

There is some evidence to show that the diet "industry" (which makes money on the back of so much misery and engendered self-disgust) is also responsible, to some extent for actual increases in weight as repeated (yo-yo) dieting drives the "natural weight range" higher for some people!

Unlike some of the posters here, I would never accuse you of sexism CH (You can be equally rude to anybody! :) ) but nevertheless, from the very title of this thread, it would appear that fat is still a "feminist issue"

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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: Clinton Hammond
Date: 09 Aug 06 - 01:49 PM

" from the very title of this thread,"
You can't believe everything you read

:-P
heh


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: Emma B
Date: 09 Aug 06 - 02:08 PM

Very true again CH :p

but try this for "size"

too fat - but is it my fault?


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: GUEST
Date: 09 Aug 06 - 07:08 PM

But as my uncle would say, none applicable in a prisoner of war camp.
One rule and one rule only. Less calories, less weight. No arguement.


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: GUEST,Grab
Date: 10 Aug 06 - 09:39 AM

Emma, I strongly disagree that fat is a "feminist" issue.

Certainly the fashion industry is guilty of showing unattainable (and often unhealthy) "standards" of female beauty. But who edits and publishes these magazines? Who writes articles for them? Who buys them? Almost invariably, it's women, right down the line. "Women beware women" was never more apt.

And this gives the lie to it being a "feminist" issue. If it was a feminist issue, the problem would by definition be that men were discriminating against women who weren't stick-thin, or that men were advocating this body image. The fact that men aren't doing this and it's *women* doing the advocating means that it's impossible for it to be a feminist issue, for the same reason that it's impossible to be racist to someone of the same racial group as you. Sure, it's specific to women, but it doesn't make it feminist.

Re that Times article, it commits a basic error in logic - it assumes that "overeating" and "underexercising" are fixed values. That's obviously complete rubbish. Lumberjacks, soldiers, professional athletes and other groups who do hard physical exercise every day *require* something like 5000 calories per day to do this work. "Overeating" for them would be 6000 calories; "undereating" would be 4000 calories. Compare and contrast to a couch potato who never leaves their air-conditioned/heated house, for whom 1000 calories per day may be overeating.

When you add in the various other factors, all they do is modify where your baseline for "overeating" and "underexercising" kicks in. In other words, if you're in a heated house and you're eating the same calories as someone in an unheated house, you might need to run 2 miles extra per week than them, perhaps. If you don't then you're overeating (or underexercising), even though you're eating the same as them.

To misunderstand that is like saying "You drove due east from your house in central Ohio perfectly safely. I drove due east from central Manhattan, bounced off a zillion buildings and then fell in the river. What am I doing wrong...?" Sadly, there's a lot of apologists for fatness who make exactly this mistake. The fact that the Times would phrase their article this way is disappointing.

Graham.


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: Flash Company
Date: 10 Aug 06 - 11:27 AM

Saw a T Shirt on the street in Fowey in June, read as follows :-
Eat Sensibly!
Drink Less Alcohol!
Exercise Regularly!
You'll still die!

FC


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: Wilfried Schaum
Date: 10 Aug 06 - 12:24 PM

Women's asses are getting bigger

The post I forgot to send at the beginning of this thread:

Good tidings! Good tidings!


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: Little Hawk
Date: 10 Aug 06 - 12:34 PM

Yes, Flash, but you won't die nearly as soon...and you won't suffer nearly so much ill health and misery before it happens.


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: GUEST,Grab
Date: 10 Aug 06 - 01:07 PM

Sadly true, FC. :-) But living an extra 30 years and being fit and active for most of them is probably adequate compensation...


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: Alice
Date: 10 Aug 06 - 07:10 PM

Grab, it is by far mostly men who own the fashion magazine publishing houses, but you are right that it is women who buy the magazines. So, who is influencing whom? According to advertising research that I posted somewhere in a message (don't have time to find it now) the idealized super thin youthful face and body is promoted to drive sales of not only fashion, but of anti aging products, cosmetics, diet products, plastic surgery, etc. Many women and men both buy into that super thin ideal - enough to make it a hugely influential industry. Print it and they will buy....


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: skipy
Date: 10 Aug 06 - 07:28 PM

CH fat people are 144?
Skipy


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 11 Aug 06 - 02:14 AM

I'm going to buy a new one my old one has a hole in it!


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: Grab
Date: 11 Aug 06 - 06:07 AM

Alice, it's certainly mostly men who own the companies, but it's women who run the women's magazines. I don't have any evidence for the assumption, but I doubt the owners have much say in what goes in them, so long as they make a profit.

You're right about men starting to buy into the plastic surgery thing, as well. More false assumptions - women believe men want stick-thin waifs, and men believe women want bodybuilders. All rubbish, but you'd never know from the magazines.

Graham.


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: Alice
Date: 11 Aug 06 - 08:26 AM

Grab, I don't know what you base your assumption on that it is mostly women who run the magazines. It is mostly men who control the content of the magazines. Women's Wear Daily, the bible of fashion industry, publishes the job changes "Executive Moves". The most powerful positions are mostly held by men.


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: GUEST,Bee
Date: 11 Aug 06 - 12:18 PM

Last three generations of my parents families ( before mine, from circa 1900 - 2000) Included 11 thin men, 3 fat men, 10 fat women, 4 thin women. Men died ages 43 to 67 (heart disease, diabetes, cancer). Women died ages 51 to 96 (cancer, stroke, old age). All the men are deceased. Three women, two fat, one thin, are still living (in their own homes), ages 80 to 86.

Anecdote does not equal data.

But I don't believe 20 to 30 extra pounds is as much of a risk as we are told. Reefer Madness with a plate of pasta, my honeys.


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 11 Aug 06 - 05:25 PM

Some womens husbands/boyfriends certainly are getting bigger.


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: LilyFestre
Date: 11 Aug 06 - 06:41 PM

WOW...the ugliness coming from many of you is MUCH worse than what an overweight human being could ever begin to look like.

Further, some of you should walk in the shoes of a fat person before you make such stereotypical comments. Clinton, you'd be the first person I'd put up to walk in my shoes. Yep. On this particular topic, you spew nothing but ignorance.

Michelle


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 12 Aug 06 - 06:43 AM

It is entirely possible to be healthy AND well rounded.

Since I had my dicky ticker fixed (and that was a genetic problem, nothing to do with body size - I lost 3 stones [42lbs] and was still fainting every time I stood up), I've been relatively healthy... I'm just lazy so I don't run for buses or use the stairs - but neither do I sit and guzzle cakes, buns and fizzy drinks every day. My diet is low in fat, high in fibre, veggies, water and vitamins. I limit my chocolate and alcohol intake, I try to walk whenever sensible and I have various excercise tools which I use (and not just as a clothes horse)... I'm the same weight now as I was before I had Limpit, but no one could ever accuse me of ever being thin!

Larger than magazine pictures does not automatically equal unhealthy.

LTS

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: GUEST,Karl
Date: 17 Aug 06 - 04:56 PM

I love big female buttocks, and I mean really big asses - Wiggling and wobbling unstedily. It is so exciting! I saw my female cousin get spanked by my my aumt when she was 12. It turned me on enormusly. I was 14 by the time . My cuosin had a very, plum butt and she cried very much. I felt at the same time protective and exciteted. I tried to repress the exciteness. Mom used to spak me. I thought she was entitelteled to it.

Karl


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: Peace
Date: 17 Aug 06 - 07:02 PM

Karl: Are you the one who was arrested for shagging sheep?


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: Bill D
Date: 17 Aug 06 - 07:43 PM

*sigh*...sadly, there are other "Karls" out there....both in attitude and in spelling ability


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: GUEST
Date: 18 Aug 06 - 07:21 PM

YOU YANKS EAT TO MUCH


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: SINSULL
Date: 19 Aug 06 - 11:30 AM

Hey, Alice, I am thinking of joining eHarmony.com. If I send you a picture of me in a bikini, could you make me look like that model?

Back in the 70s, NYC ordered new buses from Japan. They had the lowest bid. Unfortunately, they built the buses based on Japanese butts - many riders took up two seats and were not comfortable.


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 19 Aug 06 - 06:06 PM

I've often felt that the newer 'shaped' bus seats were not made for any human bottom.... leastways, not one over 8 years of age.....


And there's nowhere to rest your bags either.

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: GUEST
Date: 20 Aug 06 - 02:13 PM

I don't really mind how fat/thin folk are so long as the former aren't sitting next to me on a train, plane or bus. Then they encroach on my space and then I mind.


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 20 Aug 06 - 03:22 PM

And I really hate it when thin people take up all the seats on the bus.... shall we just leave it at that?

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: Old Guy
Date: 21 Aug 06 - 10:32 AM

Here is the proof.


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: Old Guy
Date: 21 Aug 06 - 04:31 PM

Dang it! It's the second one down the page.


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Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 21 Aug 06 - 05:29 PM

Remember that addage - the camera never lies?

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle proved that one wrong...

LTS


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