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BS: Happy B'day Amos

John MacKenzie 13 Sep 04 - 02:37 PM
Amos 13 Sep 04 - 02:03 PM
John MacKenzie 13 Sep 04 - 01:58 PM
Amos 13 Sep 04 - 12:53 PM
*daylia* 13 Sep 04 - 12:31 PM
Paco Rabanne 13 Sep 04 - 08:31 AM
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GUEST,MMario 13 Sep 04 - 08:26 AM
Amos 12 Sep 04 - 11:54 PM
Little Hawk 12 Sep 04 - 11:10 PM
Joybell 12 Sep 04 - 10:20 PM
Dave Swan 12 Sep 04 - 09:23 PM
C-flat 12 Sep 04 - 06:28 PM
Morticia 12 Sep 04 - 06:27 PM
Genie 12 Sep 04 - 06:20 PM
Bassic 12 Sep 04 - 05:36 PM
Amergin 12 Sep 04 - 05:27 PM
GUEST,jacqui.c 12 Sep 04 - 05:18 PM
freda underhill 12 Sep 04 - 05:15 PM
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kendall 12 Sep 04 - 05:12 PM
CarolC 12 Sep 04 - 12:58 PM
Teresa 12 Sep 04 - 12:46 PM
jimmyt 12 Sep 04 - 11:52 AM
Amos 12 Sep 04 - 11:19 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 13 Sep 04 - 02:37 PM

Use it well my friend.
Giok


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: Amos
Date: 13 Sep 04 - 02:03 PM

Giok, what a decent Birthda7y message!!! Thanks!! That's a charming phrase which I feared had long gone out of circulation , juvenile delinquent, which really irked me, for this reason: I had had the label applied to me so many times, I couldn't wait to become old enough to use it on others, to sort of balance things out (or at least pass the frustrationa long). To think it was obsoleted was more than I could bear!! :)))

Now I am old enough, and you have given me a genuine gift in reviving it!! LOL!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 13 Sep 04 - 01:58 PM

Amos, belated happy bithday old buddy, I just got back from a trip, so missed the actual day. I hope you had a great one, and wonder if you can decline iPOD, as in, I pod, we pod, he/she pods, they pod, etc. Then again I wouldn't decline an iPOD if one were offered.
Can I also apologise for our resident juvenile delinquent, now known [god knows why] as SuperTed, for his unwarranted intrusion into your personal birthday thread.
Giok


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: Amos
Date: 13 Sep 04 - 12:53 PM

Thanks, Daylia!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: *daylia*
Date: 13 Sep 04 - 12:31 PM

Happy belated birthday (again) Amos!

daylia


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 13 Sep 04 - 08:31 AM

100. I thank you.


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 13 Sep 04 - 08:30 AM

99


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 13 Sep 04 - 08:30 AM

98


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 13 Sep 04 - 08:26 AM

wholly oblivious to the ordinary expectations of daily life

Who needs an I-pod for that. I've lived most of my life that way.

Hipp bordies to you anyway old guy!


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: Amos
Date: 12 Sep 04 - 11:54 PM

You guys are all too good to be true, thanks os much.

For my birthday this year I got an iPod, an amazing piece of technology. It has rendered me practically useless for ordinary society just like in the ads. I walk through restaurants snapping my fingers and waving my hands in odd directions, my whole skull immersed in cuts from a thousand places, including the Mudcat CDs, and me wholly oblivious to the ordinary expectations of daily life!! I tell ya ya gotta try it. It is a whole new way to be in the world, in a musical nirvana while steering yourself through ordinary minutes. Really weird. I LOVE it!!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 Sep 04 - 11:10 PM

Well, well. Here's hoping you have a truly wonderful birthday, my good man. You are a true gentleman.

Now what I am thinking is to purchase you a William Shatner action figure that you can mount on the dashboard of your car. Or else ship you that large tribble that someone made for the WSSBA banquet last June. It's got real fur on it and is 18 feet long. You have to see it to get the full effect. It also seems to be getting a little mouldy, which is why I'm hoping we can unload it on...

Disregard that! It's not at all mouldy. No siree.


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: Joybell
Date: 12 Sep 04 - 10:20 PM

Happy Birthday Amos. My first Mudcat friend. Joy


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: Dave Swan
Date: 12 Sep 04 - 09:23 PM

Many happy returns of the day pal.

A guy like you shouldn't have to get old!

Cheers,

D


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: C-flat
Date: 12 Sep 04 - 06:28 PM

Is this going to be a regular thing Amos?

Happy birthday (again) to one of Mudcats' finest!!!!


C-flat.


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: Morticia
Date: 12 Sep 04 - 06:27 PM

Happy wossnames, my friend and many more......


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: Genie
Date: 12 Sep 04 - 06:20 PM

Woo--ee--ooo! Fer a cupla minits there I thunk I wuz in th' Twilight Zone!   I started reading a lot of "Sept. 12" posts and alluva sudden I was reading "Sept. 13," "Sept. 14," "Sept. 15" posts an' I'm thinkin' "What the f___!!??"

Then I realized you had ANOTHER birthday LAST year, too, Amos! Imagine that!

Well, to borrow from a recent Bushism, you ol' picker 'n' grinner, you, I hope this year brings you lots of opportunities to "practice your ... your LOVE with women all across this country!" §;-D

Speaking of which, I hope there's a BB Park jam scheduled for Sept. 26 or Oct. 3.


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: Bassic
Date: 12 Sep 04 - 05:36 PM

Many happy returns buddy. By the way, the threat of your intervension worked..............the DSS just paid up!! ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: Amergin
Date: 12 Sep 04 - 05:27 PM

You got another one???? You gotta quit having these birthdays, Amos, you keep having them next thing you know...you'll be OLD!

Happy birthday!


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: GUEST,jacqui.c
Date: 12 Sep 04 - 05:18 PM

From one Kendall fan to another - many happy returns - hoping to meet up one day.


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: freda underhill
Date: 12 Sep 04 - 05:15 PM

Amos

you're great! have a wonderful birthday!

freda


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: GUEST,brucie
Date: 12 Sep 04 - 05:14 PM

A very Happy Birthday to you, Amos.


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: kendall
Date: 12 Sep 04 - 05:12 PM

And as many more as you want my friend.


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: CarolC
Date: 12 Sep 04 - 12:58 PM

Happy Birthday Amos!


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: Teresa
Date: 12 Sep 04 - 12:46 PM

Happy happy b-day, Amos. I always enjoy reading your posts, because they get my brain going. :)And glad you started the poetry thread. I'll pop something else in there soonly.

Take care; make it a good'un.

T


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: jimmyt
Date: 12 Sep 04 - 11:52 AM

Have a great one Amos!


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: Amos
Date: 12 Sep 04 - 11:19 AM

Sheeshe -- now I have to go petition Joe Offer for a special certificate of Forgiveness!! LOL

Thanks, Guest. I love you, too.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: GUEST
Date: 12 Sep 04 - 11:01 AM

Although we have often disagreed I give you great credit for communicating well almost all the time and not falling in to the usual redbaiting where anonymous Guests are uniformly censured.

So here's a thread renewal and ANOTHER damned Happy Birthday to you!


Keep that blade up!

Guest


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: Amos
Date: 18 Sep 03 - 10:38 PM

Thanks, kindly Art!! This one is growing quite the tail , innnit??

A


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: Art Thieme
Date: 18 Sep 03 - 09:14 PM

Just saw this. I hope it was a grand one !!!

Art Thieme


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 16 Sep 03 - 10:14 PM

Hippo Birdies Two Ewes,
Hippo Birdies Two Ewes,
Hippo Birdies, Hippo Birdies,
Hippo Birdies Two Ewes.

Robin


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: Amos
Date: 16 Sep 03 - 07:16 PM

Yeah, she called from SFO and she and her roomie sang HB. It was a heart-string puller, I tell ya!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 16 Sep 03 - 12:08 PM

so....did Barky call? I had a b'day recently and my neice called the restaraunt where I was and sang (okay - shouted) Happy b'day song to me!

Total surprise...


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: Amos
Date: 16 Sep 03 - 10:46 AM

Thanks guys -- this has been the finest BD thread I ever had!!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: Geoff the Duck
Date: 16 Sep 03 - 04:34 AM

Missed the birthday - I'll raise a glass to you next time I drop in at the Mudcat Tavern.
Quack!
Geoff the Duck.


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: GUEST,Shiney Knause
Date: 16 Sep 03 - 04:04 AM

Hidee, Amis! Yer still ferm Calfernya, ain'tcha? Ah still don' unnerstan' haffa whut you'z sayin' mosta th' time so ya mus' be. But thet's awright. If Ah don' unnerstan' I jus sheck ma haid an' go, "Tha's Amis. Fulla shit azza constipated Chrissmas turkey."

Ah wuz outta town win ya had yer birfday. Hope it wuz a good 'un. Hope ya din't eat er drink ennythin' thet give ya th' shits er nuthin' lack thet.

Yer fren',

Shiney Knause

(Thet's pernounced Shine-nee Kin-owse)


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: Amos
Date: 15 Sep 03 - 11:47 PM

LOL!!!

Nah, it was a very genteel sorta day!! LOL!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 15 Sep 03 - 11:46 PM

That's not what I meant to say..


Thou has been assaulted with a cupcake?....


(as the frosting stuck to his hair...)


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 15 Sep 03 - 11:40 PM

Thou hast been insulted with a cupcake?


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: Amos
Date: 15 Sep 03 - 09:27 AM

O, thou frothy, elf-skinned fustilarian, that hast so placed me in thy debt!! But thanks, withal!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: *daylia*
Date: 15 Sep 03 - 09:16 AM

Oh, and here's a little gift for you, just in case you're desiring any help dealing with mewling mealy-mouthed posters on the Cat.

Thou pribbly, muddy-mettled pignut!   ;-)

Enjoy!

daylia


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: *daylia*
Date: 15 Sep 03 - 08:54 AM

A very happy belated birthday, Amos!

May the coming year bring you everything you desire ....   :-)

Cheers!   daylia




PS - hmmmm, so please desire very carefully, ok?


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: Nerd
Date: 15 Sep 03 - 01:12 AM

Hey, happy belated. I've been so busy on those other worthwhile threads (rolls eyes!) that I never noticed this one.


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: hesperis
Date: 14 Sep 03 - 11:08 PM

Well, I'll have to deliver them in person eventually... consider them hug credits, then. *Big grin*


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: Amos
Date: 14 Sep 03 - 12:21 PM

For sure! Dunno when it will be as it hinges on the performance calendar at the Conservatory.

I just want to thanks you one and all for making this a wonderful day. I don't care what the grumps say, I think the friendships I havebuilt here on the Cat are world class, and I am delighted to be able to enjoy such stalwart comapny.

Bless youse one and all!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: Peter Kasin
Date: 14 Sep 03 - 02:37 AM

Yegads am I late for this thread. I hope you had a great birthday, Amos, and hope to see you up here on your visit.

Chanteyranger


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: Amos
Date: 13 Sep 03 - 10:41 PM

Ha! Blessings to both of you!! It's a bet, Nicole. MAG I don't know much except for our little shindigs in the park, but give me a narrower date and I'll dig you up a list.

Nicole, buy some stock in Home Depot so it won't hurt as bad!! :>)

A


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: NicoleC
Date: 13 Sep 03 - 08:43 PM

Big fat happy birthday, Amos. I'm still inviting you to my housewarming party... whenever this place stops being a disaster, that is :)


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: MAG
Date: 13 Sep 03 - 08:27 PM

Whoops, missed your day, Amos, but BBG anyway (belated birthday greetings) -- and I may   be down in San Diego come January. What gives musically there?


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: Amos
Date: 13 Sep 03 - 04:01 PM

Aw Tweed, y'know I forgive ya! Thanks!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: GUEST,Tweed
Date: 13 Sep 03 - 03:31 PM

Happy Birthday to a fine human being Amos. Hope yore day was fine and I apologise fer coming in so late.

Yerz,
Tweed (too lazy lately to reset his cookie)


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: Metchosin
Date: 13 Sep 03 - 03:11 PM

yup!!!! you understood that one alright....*LOL*


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: Amos
Date: 13 Sep 03 - 03:05 PM

as soon as I have forgotten my objective I pursue it with a vengence

LOL!! So it's "I forget where we are going or why but PLEASE hurry up dammit!!"?

A


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: Metchosin
Date: 13 Sep 03 - 02:14 PM

yup!! only trouble is, my husband claims I am a Virgo that had gone way off the rails....meant to be practical, but as reliable as "vintage" English station wagon.

My family also accuses me of being ADD Obsessive Compulsive, as soon as I have forgotten my objective I pursue it with a vengence. Not sure you would consider me swell company Amos.*BG*


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: Amos
Date: 13 Sep 03 - 01:46 PM

Thanks Metchosin -- us picky Virgos gotta stick together, right?

A


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: Metchosin
Date: 13 Sep 03 - 01:31 PM

Happy Birthday Amos from another fellow Virgin.


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: Amos
Date: 13 Sep 03 - 01:21 PM

Why, MBO!!! What a joy to hear from ye!!

Thanks a lot, keed!!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: Matt_R
Date: 13 Sep 03 - 10:32 AM

Happy Birthday Amos, you old codger!!


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: Amos
Date: 13 Sep 03 - 10:30 AM

Aw thanks, LL and Peg. And Rog. This place is SO kewl!!

As it turned out I had a great day, took the BBW downtown for dancing lessons and then we thought (she shought) we'd go to thi place on the fifteenth floor of a hotel near the La Jolla beaches and lo, surprise, there were friends waiting around a table and we all got tiddly. My M-in-law sent me one of those extraordinarily cool-looking cameras for having video chats. Andf my BBW herself snuck in to my office and installed a new CD/DVD drive in my puder!! Talk about clever, she ain't by half, I swan!! I was very impressed!! And a book on wooden boats! Wow!

Oh, Spaw, Spaw, Spaw....I am not going to rise to the bait, which smells like old fish. Instead I would like to congratulate you on the success of your body-building program which is obviously doing you a world of good even if in a lopsided way.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: Peg
Date: 13 Sep 03 - 12:07 AM

happy birthday to a gentleman and a scholar.

love
peg


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: Lyrical Lady
Date: 12 Sep 03 - 11:32 PM

Happy Birthday Amos!
And BTW... you can tell the Spawzer that " Mamma don't allow no ass kissin' round here!!

LL ( I got soup!)


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: rangeroger
Date: 12 Sep 03 - 10:38 PM

Hey Amos, a very Happy Birthday from the wilds of North Idaho. I keep forgetting that you are older than I am.

rr


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: wysiwyg
Date: 12 Sep 03 - 10:22 PM

I knew God had saved Spaw's life for a special purpose. I feel so affirmed now in my faith. It's been hard to hang onto it, you know.

~Susan


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: catspaw49
Date: 12 Sep 03 - 10:10 PM

I'm sorry....I have waited as long as possible but this thread fails to pass the "Joe Offer Birthday Standard" test as most of the posts, with a few exceptions are as boring as camel shit in Morocco. I really hate to have to be the one who constantly keeps these friggers from being a long line of the same dumbass "Happy Birthday" messages which Joe simply hates. On that basis, my dear Amos, I am forced, you understand, to say:

FUCK OFF

FUCK YOUR BIRTHDAY

and of course

FUCK YOU

As a special present I can also add

KISS MY ASS

Okay, the thread is saved. Gawdamn Joe Offer anyway........

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: Amos
Date: 12 Sep 03 - 08:04 PM

HerSAILF???Wow!! I am truly honored and uprisen!! :>)

A


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: michaelr
Date: 12 Sep 03 - 07:26 PM

And the same from me. AND MANDY MOOORE!

Cheers,
Michael


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: Gareth
Date: 12 Sep 03 - 07:25 PM

KEEP BREATHIN' BUTTY !

Ask a Valleys man to translate that !!

Gareth


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: Giac
Date: 12 Sep 03 - 07:22 PM

Great day to you, Amos. Hope you're having fun and presents of mind.

Mary


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: Bobert
Date: 12 Sep 03 - 07:17 PM

The cake is in the mail. Baked it myself. Even lit the candles so you won't have to do a danged thing....

Happy B-Day, pal...

Bobert


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: Paul G.
Date: 12 Sep 03 - 06:22 PM

Have a grand one, my friend. You've certainly earned it.

pg


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: Amos
Date: 12 Sep 03 - 05:46 PM

I'm sorry, Hes but I have a firm policy of requiring personal delivery on hugs, but we will be glad to put you up while you deliver them!!!

C-flat that site is a treasure-trove of bizarre images!! It certainly proves that holding tightly onto beer cans makes people do odd things!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: hesperis
Date: 12 Sep 03 - 05:08 PM

Happy birthday! Have a large order of hugs with that, too!


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: C-flat
Date: 12 Sep 03 - 04:54 PM

If you're having some female company over to help you celebrate, be sure to lock the door against gate-crashers!


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: Amos
Date: 12 Sep 03 - 04:51 PM

Heric:


Well ya see the way of it, mate; she came over and asked a question like that and the Missus standing right there, and all, and me not knowing what to think and all embarrassed and such, so as is usual in such cases I asked the guiding light of me life and she reckoned soup was the better answer. So that's what I said.

Well, actually what she said was I had better say Soup if I knew what was good for me, which come to think of it is not the same thing, now is it?

Hmmm.....


A


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: Dave Swan
Date: 12 Sep 03 - 04:42 PM

Many Happy Reurns of the Day, pal.

D&P


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: Tinker
Date: 12 Sep 03 - 04:29 PM

Happy Birthday !!!! Have a great time doing....whatever comes to mind..


Blessings

Tinker


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: Amos
Date: 12 Sep 03 - 04:18 PM

Raptor:

That's a wonderful excuse to find younger women to feel. Always wondered how they felt, but was afraid to ask! :>)

A


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: Raptor
Date: 12 Sep 03 - 03:41 PM

You're only as old as the woman you feel!

Raptor


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 12 Sep 03 - 02:58 PM

So the relationship remains un-consommee'd.

Giok..... I'll get me coat


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: Janie
Date: 12 Sep 03 - 02:41 PM

Hurray and Happy B'day!

Janie


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: GUEST,heric
Date: 12 Sep 03 - 02:39 PM

well, the dancer just came back from Amos' house, and she says that when she told him a bunch of us had pitched in for her to offer him super sex, his only response was that he wanted soup.


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: sian, west wales
Date: 12 Sep 03 - 02:31 PM

Penblwydd Hapus, Gariad!

sian


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: Áine
Date: 12 Sep 03 - 02:20 PM

Happy Birthday to ol' Brother Amos,
Who tried to make some of us famous,
By making CDs,
All of us tried to please,
So who should say 'Happy Birthday', but us?

Wretched, I know, dear -- But, after reading that, do you need any other excuse to reach for a bottle of cheap plonk, raise a glass to yourself and PARTY 'TILL YOUR PANTS FALL OFF!!! . . . but, don't forget to write a song about it tomorrow ;-)

Have a happy, happy natal celebration!!

Luv ya bunches, Áine


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 12 Sep 03 - 01:52 PM

Outre Amos??
Giok


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: Amos
Date: 12 Sep 03 - 01:48 PM

Aw, Nathan and M'lark!! Thanks so much.

Here's a gift in exchange:

RIGHT

I believe that unarmed truth and unconditional love
will have the final word in reality.
This is why right, temporarily defeated,
is stronger than evil triumphant.

    Martin Luther King jr.


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: Mudlark
Date: 12 Sep 03 - 01:42 PM

Ahem...tap, tap, tap....hmmmmmmmmmmm


For he's a jolly good fellow
A right fine musician and mellow
So here is a big birthday bellllloooowwww
To celebrate the day....

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DEAR AMOS!!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: Amergin
Date: 12 Sep 03 - 01:33 PM

Happy birthday Amos!


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: Amos
Date: 12 Sep 03 - 10:18 AM

Tanx, CatsPh!!!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: GUEST,catsphiddle @ work
Date: 12 Sep 03 - 10:16 AM

Hi Amos!

Happy Birthday hope you have a grand time!!!

Khatt


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: Amos
Date: 12 Sep 03 - 10:16 AM

Wow -- The Erect Fossils!! That means a lot, RR!! After all these years of hoping... LOL!

Cupcakes may be directed to my mailbox at the Neil Young Center for the Terminally Screwed. Note to the attention of the Outré Division.

Love,

A


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: wysiwyg
Date: 12 Sep 03 - 09:52 AM

I think you will take this right.... if not, just revisit our better conversations... :~)

My birthday wish for you is that the older you get, the less you know, but the wiser you be.

~Susan


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 12 Sep 03 - 09:21 AM

Amos

The invite to join the 'Erect Fossils'is extended to you. If you can't make it, I'll ask a stripper to dance one special one for you tonight! Where would you like your cupcake sent to?
Have yourself a beautiful day Amos!
Rustic


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: Amos
Date: 12 Sep 03 - 09:06 AM

Awww...sniff.

You guys are SO much better than Miss Vining's 7th Grade Class....sniff.

You guys are great!


Thanks!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Sep 03 - 08:22 AM

From the famous potato-filled fair fertile fields of Idaho, have a happy one!


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: Alba
Date: 12 Sep 03 - 07:47 AM

Happy Birth Day Amos.
Hope your Year ahead is full of nothing but the Best that Life has to offer.
Best Wishes from Northern Maine!
JD


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: Raptor
Date: 12 Sep 03 - 06:52 AM

Have a better one than me!

Raptor


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: gnu
Date: 12 Sep 03 - 06:41 AM

Me too.


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: Morticia
Date: 12 Sep 03 - 04:01 AM

Happy Birthday my friend....I hope it's a good 'un


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: alanabit
Date: 12 Sep 03 - 03:35 AM

Yes. Happy birthday Amos.


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 12 Sep 03 - 03:26 AM

Well well my little Santee, another year bites the dust huh. Obviously not being as exalted as Joe Offer, you're just having the one day......So....................................................
MANY HAPPY RETURNS OF THE DAY.............From.....BONNIE SCOTLAND

Giok


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: The Pooka
Date: 12 Sep 03 - 03:17 AM

Well it's Friday now: Happy B'day, Mr. A. :)


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: Chris Amos
Date: 12 Sep 03 - 03:01 AM

.....and from your distant name sake on the other side of the pond, many happy returns.

Chris


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: C-flat
Date: 12 Sep 03 - 02:49 AM

Delighted to add my name to this list.

Happy birthday Amos!!

C-flat.


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: Amos
Date: 12 Sep 03 - 12:15 AM

And you in mine, both of youse!! Thanks so much, guys!! And it doesn't even start out here on the Dangly Coast until Friday!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: wysiwyg
Date: 11 Sep 03 - 11:50 PM

Best wishes from Pennsyltucky!

~S~


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Subject: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: Deda
Date: 11 Sep 03 - 11:34 PM

HeyyyyyyyyyyYYYAMMMOOOOSSSSS !!!!

Sept 12, sometime in the 1940s ---
Happy Birthday, old bro -- and many many hapy returns. Hope you and BBW and Barky (I know she's not at home now but still) have a WONDERFUL DAY! Wish I could come visit -- but now that Sheyna's in Brooklyn, that's where any travel pennies I may luck into will have to go. But you're always in my heart.

Love and hugs,

Deda
(and Uncle Schmuncle too)


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