BS: Who was the patron Saint of what????

Subject: RE: BS: Who was the patron Saint of what????
From: Blackcatter
Date: 19 May 04 - 10:23 PM

No, no, no - why did you restart this thread?

Yeesh.

Subject: RE: BS: Who was the patron Saint of what????
From: GUEST,OMG! LOL!!
Date: 19 May 04 - 10:16 PM

I personally think the "LOL" are corny, overused and clishe....which is why I have never stooped to using them....but what could I do after reading the above? You guys are awesome. I stumbled in here by mistake. Thanks for the laughs!

Subject: RE: BS: Who was the patron Saint of what????
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 06 May 04 - 05:14 PM

Patron Saint of Birthday surprises is St Rippagram

Subject: RE: BS: Who was the patron Saint of what????
From: Megan L
Date: 06 May 04 - 01:58 PM

Mouldy I am sure you never let it hold you back :)

Subject: RE: BS: Who was the patron Saint of what????
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 06 May 04 - 08:27 AM

Patron Saint of turns is St Int.
Patron Saint of Private investigators is St Alker
Patron Saint of perfectionists is St Ickler

Subject: RE: BS: Who was the patron Saint of what????
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 05 May 04 - 06:47 PM

Patron Saint of walking St Rides
Patron Saint of Nudity is St Ripper or St Arkers

Subject: RE: BS: Who was the patron Saint of what????
From: C-flat
Date: 05 May 04 - 06:36 PM

St.Anza was the patron saint
of poetry, but now she ain't.

Subject: RE: BS: Who was the patron Saint of what????
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 05 May 04 - 06:20 PM

good shot!

Subject: RE: BS: Who was the patron Saint of what????
From: C-flat
Date: 05 May 04 - 06:12 PM

St.Illyriversage...........Patron saint of dictionary conservation

Subject: RE: BS: Who was the patron Saint of what????
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 05 May 04 - 06:02 PM

Your dictionaries are showing again. . .

Subject: RE: BS: Who was the patron Saint of what????
From: C-flat
Date: 05 May 04 - 05:48 PM

St.Annah.........Patron saint of stair-lifts
St.Retch.........Patron saint of prisoners
St.Rain..........Patron saint of constipation sufferers
St.Roganoff......Patron saint of Russian cuisine

Subject: RE: BS: Who was the patron Saint of what????
From: Bob Hitchcock
Date: 05 May 04 - 05:13 PM

St. Ratocaster Patron Saint of Rock n' Roll guitar players
St. Ripmall Patron Saint of Urban Development

Subject: RE: BS: Who was the patron Saint of what????
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 05 May 04 - 11:58 AM

If you are in or around Manchester don't forget you can catch a bus to St Ockport or St Retford from near Stans square...

Cheers

DtG

Subject: RE: BS: Who was the patron Saint of what????
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 05 May 04 - 10:41 AM

Patron Saint of American cars is St Udebaker
Patron Saint of Stallions is St Ud
Patron Saint of Marvels is St Upendous

Subject: RE: BS: Who was the patron Saint of what????
From: Larkin
Date: 05 May 04 - 06:53 AM

St Michael, the patron saint of underwear ( for Marks&Spencer users)

Subject: RE: BS: Who was the patron Saint of what????
From: GUEST
Date: 05 May 04 - 06:39 AM

P/S of buckles = St Rap
P/S of false teeth = St Eradent

Subject: RE: BS: Who was the patron Saint of what????
From: GUEST
Date: 05 May 04 - 04:16 AM

Patron Saint of the Harvest(or the unshaven) is St Ubble
Patron Saint of The cooking pot is St Ew
Patron Saint of Traffic jams is St Uck

Subject: RE: BS: Who was the patron Saint of what????
From: mouldy
Date: 05 May 04 - 03:01 AM

St Jude was the class saint of our final year at primary school. Were they trying to tell us something?

Andrea

Subject: RE: BS: Who was the patron Saint of what????
From: HuwG
Date: 05 May 04 - 02:47 AM

St. Ork - of midwives
St. Rident - of blues, country and folk singers
St. Rangler - of rock singers
St. Agehand - of sound engineers, lighting engineers and roadies.

Subject: RE: BS: Who was the patron Saint of what????
From: Little Hawk
Date: 04 May 04 - 09:51 PM

Patron saint of the Big Lie: St Upendus Prevaricator

Subject: RE: BS: Who was the patron Saint of what????
From: Cluin
Date: 04 May 04 - 05:32 PM

Patron Saint of the Great Unwashed... St Unk

Subject: RE: BS: Who was the patron Saint of what????
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 04 May 04 - 04:55 PM

Patron Saint of ceiling painters is St Ipple
Patron Saint of pudding is St Odge
Patron Saint of boilermen is St Oke

Subject: RE: BS: Who was the patron Saint of what????
From: Megan L
Date: 04 May 04 - 03:41 PM

mmmm we were always told Jude was the patron saint of lost causes, ok new job for the old guy now PS of Mudcat

Subject: RE: BS: Who was the patron Saint of what????
From: Joe Offer
Date: 04 May 04 - 12:58 PM

My Polish Latin professor, Father Casmir Hojnacki, looked just like Pope John Paul II. Fr. Hojnacki often spoke of St. Whatsisname, the Patron Saint of Teachers, whose students stabbed him to death with their pencils. I wish I could remember Whatsisname's name. I sometimes wished Fr. Hojnacki would meet a similar fate.
-Joe Offer-

Subject: RE: BS: Who was the patron Saint of what????
From: Little Hawk
Date: 04 May 04 - 12:41 PM

St. jOhn from Hull - Patron saint of Rubbish.

St. Clinton of Hammond - Patron saint of not giving a flying flip.

(grin)

Subject: RE: BS: Who was the patron Saint of what????
From: Catherine Jayne
Date: 04 May 04 - 12:17 PM

I could have done with the patron saint of Vodafone this weekend in Hastings....only could get a signal when stood on the cliff!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Who was the patron Saint of what????
From: catspaw49
Date: 04 May 04 - 02:34 AM

St. Ench.......a good healthy shit
St. Irrups.....Gynecologists
St. Umpy.......guys with small dicks

Subject: RE: BS: Who was the patron Saint of what????
From: mmm1a
Date: 03 May 04 - 10:51 PM

This a real patron Saint Saint Jude patron Saint on the impossible.
My Mother put jude with my brothers and my middle names.I always wondered if she saw into the future when deciding on our names.
                  mmm

Subject: RE: BS: Who was the patron Saint of what????
From: Cluin
Date: 03 May 04 - 06:25 PM

St. Christopher - patron saint of those laid off due to "redundancy"

Subject: RE: BS: Who was the patron Saint of what????
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 03 May 04 - 02:45 PM

Patron Saint of Deerhunters is St Ag

Patron Saint of eyes is St Rabismus

Subject: RE: BS: Who was the patron Saint of what????
From: Amos
Date: 03 May 04 - 09:13 AM

OH!! You had me wound up for true!! I thought it was some highly eddicated thang!!


A

Subject: RE: BS: Who was the patron Saint of what????
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 03 May 04 - 12:19 AM

plays-on-ouerds (words), Amos!

Subject: RE: BS: Who was the patron Saint of what????
From: Amos
Date: 03 May 04 - 12:10 AM

Quoi, quoi, quoi!!?? Qu'est-ce que c'est qu'un plaissonerd, allors?

A

Subject: RE: BS: Who was the patron Saint of what????
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 03 May 04 - 12:03 AM

Haven't you all exhausted your dictionaries yet?

Ex St. Reme Plaissonouerds -- Mudcatters!

:)

Subject: RE: BS: Who was the patron Saint of what????
From: Blackcatter
Date: 03 May 04 - 12:00 AM

I'm impressed - you all know how a dictionary works . . .

Subject: RE: BS: Who was the patron Saint of what????
From: open mike
Date: 02 May 04 - 11:51 PM

I should have left well enough alone, as that last comment
would make a perfect last post...but...
st. able, patron saint of race horses
st. ory, patron saint of children's bed time
st. eeple, patron saint of church spires
st. eam, patron saint of engines and vegetables
st. eak, patron saint of carnivores
st. ink, patron saint of sewers
st. umble, patron saint of trippers and fallers
(wouldn't this be the of dr.s and nurses and E.M.T.s
rather than spies? -->> St. Ethoscope, spies)

Subject: RE: BS: Who was the patron Saint of what????
From: Amos
Date: 02 May 04 - 11:15 PM

St Andalone, Patron Saint of isolated computer applications.

St. Andingproud, Patron Saint of erections.

St. Upendous, Patron Saint of the very large.

St. Rikethree, Patron Saint of Losers

St. Uckup, Patron Saint of the Conceited.

St. OpmnebeforeIstrikeagain, patron saint of obsessive posters to this thread...

A

Subject: RE: BS: Who was the patron Saint of what????
From: Blackcatter
Date: 02 May 04 - 10:59 PM

Yeesh.

Subject: RE: BS: Who was the patron Saint of what????
From: Joybell
Date: 02 May 04 - 10:43 PM

St. Ann Doff patron saint of mutually assured destruction.

Subject: RE: BS: Who was the patron Saint of what????
From: Joybell
Date: 02 May 04 - 10:39 PM

St. Ruth - Incredulous Aussies that is.
St. Ikky patron saint of messy kids
St. Ark (naked) patron saint of nudists.
St. Rine patron saint of Aussie slang. (as in let's talk 'strine)
St. Eddy patron saint of tight-rope walkers.
St. Ann Dandy Liver patron saint of highwaymen

Subject: RE: BS: Who was the patron Saint of what????
From: wysiwyg
Date: 02 May 04 - 10:35 PM

St. Op, threadkillers

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Who was the patron Saint of what????
From: Mooh
Date: 02 May 04 - 10:21 PM

Leadfingers...Yeah, you're right, but I hang out in two of them...LOL!

St. Ench, of pollution.

St. Ink, of diariah.

St. Irfry, of yesterday's indigestion.

St. Ratford, of theatre.

St. Iff, of boners...or was that St. Ud?

St. Itch, of vasectomies.

St. Yrene, of plastics and other uncompostables. (Irene is also my mother-in-law's name, kinda fitting.)

Peace, Mooh.

Subject: RE: BS: Who was the patron Saint of what????
From: Amos
Date: 02 May 04 - 10:19 PM

st. Ab    The oatron of Dive Knives
st. Abber Patron Saint of knife-murderers
st Abilise Patron Saint of Random Situations
St. Accato PAtron saint of trumpetists
St Achyose: Patron Saint of Tetrasaccharines
St Acked: Patron Saint of the Well-Endowed
St. Raddle: Patron Saint f the Undecided
St. Adium : Patron Saint of Lion-Fighters
St. Affolife: Patorn Saint of Breadmakers
St. Affer: PAtron Saint of Office Managers
St. Ag : Patron Saint of Bachelors

...I think this is wearing thin...

A

Subject: RE: BS: Who was the patron Saint of what????
From: Joybell
Date: 02 May 04 - 10:15 PM

St. Ruth patron saint of Aussies.

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From: GUEST,earthling
Date: 02 May 04 - 09:02 PM

St.Oned The patron saint of .........what was the question?

Subject: RE: BS: Who was the patron Saint of what????
From: wysiwyg
Date: 02 May 04 - 08:54 PM

St. Ilton, cheesemakers

St. Anza, poets

St. Alactite and St. Alagmite, spelunkers

St. Alemate, chess players

St. Aphylococcus, germ warfare scientists

St. Arrghboard, sailors

St. Ereotype, flamers

St. Ethoscope, spies

St. Etson, hatmakers

St. Ickler, fussbudgets

St. Igmata, young Catholic girls

St. Imulation, pornographers

St. Ipulation, mediators

St. Irrup, saddlers

St. Ochastic, "other side" seers   

St. Ooge, the Fine and Howard families

St. Rychnine, poisoners

St. Ubble, makers of razors

St. Ubborn, Mudcatters

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Who was the patron Saint of what????
From: Leadfingers
Date: 02 May 04 - 06:00 PM

Not sure thats not a bit unkind Mooh !!

Subject: RE: BS: Who was the patron Saint of what????
From: Mooh
Date: 02 May 04 - 05:54 PM

St. Upid, of discussion forums...Mooh.

Subject: RE: BS: Who was the patron Saint of what????
From: KateG
Date: 02 May 04 - 05:51 PM

St. Rumpet - patron saint of procurers (the procured already have Mary Magdalene)

St. Rident - patron saint of politicial speach writers

Subject: RE: BS: Who was the patron Saint of what????
From: wysiwyg
Date: 02 May 04 - 05:12 PM

LOL

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Who was the patron Saint of what????
From: Megan L
Date: 02 May 04 - 04:39 PM

St Ampede patron saint of fast movers

Subject: RE: BS: Who was the patron Saint of what????
From: Leadfingers
Date: 02 May 04 - 04:39 PM

Who was St. Utter then ?

St. Ring - Patron saint of ropemakers

St. Ripe - Patron saint of Corporals

St. Art -Patron saint of Beginners

Subject: RE: BS: Who was the patron Saint of what????
From: wysiwyg
Date: 02 May 04 - 04:16 PM

Oh, sorry, forgot--

St. Ammer, p-p-p-p-p-at-t-t-tron s-s-s-saint uh-uh-uh-of ... oh heck, y-y-y-y-ou know what I m-m-m-m-mean!

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Who was the patron Saint of what????
From: wysiwyg
Date: 02 May 04 - 04:13 PM

St. Unod, honored by people who choose to remain stupid.

St. Urm, of the perpetually agitated.

St. Iff, whose portrait hangs on the wall at the Viagra company.

St. Amina (marathoners).

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Who was the patron Saint of what????
From: Megan L
Date: 02 May 04 - 04:03 PM

St Ardust patron saint of magicians
St Arlight patron saint of lovers

Subject: RE: BS: Who was the patron Saint of what????
From: Megan L
Date: 02 May 04 - 03:57 PM

St Alwart patron saint of the strong
St Rychnine patron saint of poisoners

Subject: RE: BS: Who was the patron Saint of what????
From: wysiwyg
Date: 02 May 04 - 03:55 PM

St. Ohne, Masons.

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Who was the patron Saint of what????
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 May 04 - 03:52 PM

St. Illwater is the patron saint of calm.
St. Ir is the patron saint of about.

Subject: RE: BS: Who was the patron Saint of what????
From: Megan L
Date: 02 May 04 - 03:45 PM

St Ructure patron saint of buiders
St Andard patron saint of flag makers

Subject: BS: Who was the patron Saint of what????
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 02 May 04 - 03:35 PM

O.K folks, fancy a bit of lighthearted fun???. If I tell you a few patron saints, perhaps you can present a few more
1)Patron Saint of Lumberjacks is St Ump.
2)   "    "    " Violin makers is St Radivarius.
3)   "    "    " Foul waters is St Agnant.
4)   "    "    " Teachers is St Rict.

   Get the idea.....How many can we find????