BS: Green thing in Hull on Saturday.

Subject: RE: BS: Green thing in Hull on Saturday.
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 20 May 05 - 12:40 PM

Subject: RE: BS: Green thing in Hull on Saturday.
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 20 May 05 - 12:39 PM

The dog is a lurcher and can outrun you jOhn. It sleeps with Ted and Penny and will not tolerate any hanky panky during the night.

Subject: RE: BS: Green thing in Hull on Saturday.
From: GUEST,john
Date: 19 May 05 - 03:51 PM

feresh, they doing a green thing again, Marist Hall, Cott Rerd, Hull.


I seen Ted n Pennys dog, its called Mozart or something, and it kills things, its a "slaughterdog".
i been to Ted house, it is like a stately home!
there is loads of ded things on the walls, [lion heds and tiger heds etc, and a ded fox on the mantle peace.

Subject: RE: BS: Green thing in Hull on Saturday.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 20 Nov 04 - 06:17 AM

feresh, its today.

Subject: RE: BS: Green thing in Hull on Saturday.
From: GUEST,Mingulay
Date: 18 Nov 04 - 09:18 AM

They're even better if you don't put them in the fridge at all.

Subject: RE: BS: Green thing in Hull on Saturday.
From: GUEST
Date: 18 Nov 04 - 08:03 AM

They are if you leave them in the fridge too long!

Subject: RE: BS: Green thing in Hull on Saturday.
From: GUEST,Mingulay
Date: 18 Nov 04 - 04:09 AM

Who's got hairy peas. Peas is green and mushy, not hairy.

Subject: RE: BS: Green thing in Hull on Saturday.
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 17 Nov 04 - 03:31 PM

Nobody likes to find hare in their pies.

Subject: RE: BS: Green thing in Hull on Saturday.
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 17 Nov 04 - 10:05 AM

Incidently, aren't the "Green People" from Mars ? I suppose they could be just ordinary Hullites (on second thoughts that's a contradiction of terms) who've had a dodgy meal from the curry ship.

Subject: RE: BS: Green thing in Hull on Saturday.
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 17 Nov 04 - 09:21 AM

There will be a practice session for this event at The Lamp this evening you will be most welcome.

Subject: RE: BS: Green thing in Hull on Saturday.
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 17 Nov 04 - 09:18 AM

well thats just silly

Subject: RE: BS: Green thing in Hull on Saturday.
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 17 Nov 04 - 09:16 AM

You could get a gig there Ted if the stall's still on the go.

Subject: RE: BS: Green thing in Hull on Saturday.
From: GUEST,Mingulay
Date: 17 Nov 04 - 09:11 AM

Enron is just an anagram of his real name which is Ronen. That means he's Irish, which means that Valdez must be an anagram of O'Rourke. He was indeed a flamenco player and played left back for Ballygorblimey in the All Ireland League from 1907 - 1964. His greatest feat was in 1937 when he scored two Paso Dobles in the grand final aginst Wexford. On his retirement he bought a seafood stall in Mablethorpe specialising in seals and castanets.

Subject: RE: BS: Green thing in Hull on Saturday.
From: Bill D
Date: 17 Nov 04 - 08:35 AM

yes, but he is being anonymous, hence the Xs in his name...his real name is Enron.

Subject: RE: BS: Green thing in Hull on Saturday.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 17 Nov 04 - 08:30 AM

Who is Exxon Valdez? is he a flamenco player?

Subject: RE: BS: Green thing in Hull on Saturday.
From: Davetnova
Date: 17 Nov 04 - 06:31 AM

Perhaps a suitable advertising jingle could be sung to the ancient bald headed finger cymballed sheet wearing song - Hare and Rabbit,hare and rabbit etc.

Subject: RE: BS: Green thing in Hull on Saturday.
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 17 Nov 04 - 06:25 AM

Ted that's greedy having PHEASANT as well - I hope it does not effect your playing this evening.

Subject: RE: BS: Green thing in Hull on Saturday.
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 17 Nov 04 - 06:22 AM

PEASANT!!!! Hare should be roasted on a flat baking tray in a blood/red wine mixture, having been wrapped in smoked bacon. Then, steep it in a mixture of brandy and red cherries, re heat and serve. oh... sorry I forgot..... this isn't a cookery thread is it.

Subject: RE: BS: Green thing in Hull on Saturday.
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 17 Nov 04 - 06:17 AM

Hare pie can be very tasty.

Subject: RE: BS: Green thing in Hull on Saturday.
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 17 Nov 04 - 06:12 AM

Morning Dereck,
             Funnily enough, Penny and I dined with Pip and Merry last night, and guess what, They served up roast Hare. Truth is stranger than fiction eh what? Unfortunately Beverley by pass was closed due to a bad accident, so I couldn't get to my butchers in time to take a baby seal along with me for desert.

Subject: RE: BS: Green thing in Hull on Saturday.
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 17 Nov 04 - 06:07 AM

Dafid, the imps are &1-10p each according to the veb shite. How long do they last? No body has mentioned foxes yet or is that still a political hot potatoe? On saturday I will bring my wall paper pasting table and create a stall. People can donate items for sale from the stall and I will take a 'small' commission (to be discussed on sunday morning over breakfast; bearing in mind the 'free love' aspect of the green day). Stuffed animals always sell well.

Subject: RE: BS: Green thing in Hull on Saturday.
From: Blowzabella
Date: 16 Nov 04 - 07:28 PM

Were tic tacs the same as imps? They were little black bits that were hot and horrible as well? Were they same but with a different name or just coincidentally small, black, hot & Horrible?

Subject: RE: BS: Green thing in Hull on Saturday.
From: GUEST,Steve
Date: 16 Nov 04 - 01:29 PM

how the hell you lot come up with this is beyond me ROTFL...

Subject: RE: BS: Green thing in Hull on Saturday.
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 16 Nov 04 - 12:07 PM

From Green Peas to Imps in a day - and we get paid for this...

Subject: RE: BS: Green thing in Hull on Saturday.
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 16 Nov 04 - 12:04 PM

That's them! Well done Dave.

Subject: RE: BS: Green thing in Hull on Saturday.
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 16 Nov 04 - 12:02 PM

Here we go - IMPS

Subject: RE: BS: Green thing in Hull on Saturday.
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 16 Nov 04 - 12:00 PM

I remember them well! They came in a red and white striped tin, But I can't remember the name of them. Very hot though, iaaingular in shape.

Subject: RE: BS: Green thing in Hull on Saturday.
From: GUEST,Mingulay
Date: 16 Nov 04 - 11:57 AM

Many, many years ago a work mate who hailed from the 'umber area came back from a visit home bearing strange small black chips of an unidentifiable substance in a paper bag bearing a name which I remember as Krause (?). He told us that they were much favoured by trawlermen to keep out the cold. They were revolting (the sweets, not the trawlermen). He then produced something which he claimed was even more effective, the same concoction but in liquid form. Does this stuff still exist or has it gone down the plug with the fishing industry?

Subject: RE: BS: Green thing in Hull on Saturday.
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 16 Nov 04 - 11:56 AM

Only on saturdays now. All major credit cards accepted.

Subject: RE: BS: Green thing in Hull on Saturday.
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 16 Nov 04 - 11:48 AM

Are you not sucking Fisher Mans friends anymore Ted

Subject: RE: BS: Green thing in Hull on Saturday.
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 16 Nov 04 - 11:43 AM

Wine gums are for wimps! Real men (like me) prefer Sports Mixture, EVEN the black liquorice ones!

Subject: RE: BS: Green thing in Hull on Saturday.
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 16 Nov 04 - 11:34 AM

the annoying thing is sometimesyou only get two green wine gums in a packet. they ought to do packets just with the green ones. everybody likes the green ones best.

Subject: RE: BS: Green thing in Hull on Saturday.
From: GUEST,Mingulay
Date: 16 Nov 04 - 11:30 AM

There's nothing like good taste, and this is nothing like good taste.
I like politically incorrect. If you get short of fuel for the barbecue you could always burn a few protestors.

Subject: RE: BS: Green thing in Hull on Saturday.
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 16 Nov 04 - 11:21 AM

I love it when a plan comes together and all in the best possible taste.

Subject: RE: BS: Green thing in Hull on Saturday.
From: muppett
Date: 16 Nov 04 - 11:19 AM

Wot you going t' do abart the Green peace protesters in Dingies that'll probally try to board john's mobile slaughter house?

Subject: RE: BS: Green thing in Hull on Saturday.
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 16 Nov 04 - 11:13 AM

If you really want to make some money, why not let off a small tactical nuke in the Humber to stun all the fish so that they all float to the top and you can scoop them up and run a giant fish stall. It might even dislodge some of Oaklet's whelks as well.

Subject: RE: BS: Green thing in Hull on Saturday.
From: GUEST,Mingulay
Date: 16 Nov 04 - 10:51 AM

That seal curry is very tasty once you skim the 6 inches of fat off the top. Easier to do if you heat it up I find. For the authentic look serve in a polar bear foot and garnish with reindeer moss.

Why not branch out with badger burgers and fricasee of fox.

Subject: RE: BS: Green thing in Hull on Saturday.
From: GUEST,milk monitor
Date: 16 Nov 04 - 09:38 AM

C'mon it don't smell that bad.

Subject: RE: BS: Green thing in Hull on Saturday.
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 16 Nov 04 - 09:35 AM

Hang on. I am on the wrong thread again? This isn't Hull spelling club thread is it?

Subject: RE: BS: Green thing in Hull on Saturday.
From: GUEST,milk monitor
Date: 16 Nov 04 - 09:27 AM

You spelt orgasmic wrong.

Subject: RE: BS: Green thing in Hull on Saturday.
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 16 Nov 04 - 09:24 AM

Ann Summers has donaTed some beads - they must be organic.

Subject: RE: BS: Green thing in Hull on Saturday.
From: GUEST,milk monitor
Date: 16 Nov 04 - 09:22 AM

Ok then.....a beagle race. With 20 Marlboro reds for the winner?

Subject: RE: BS: Green thing in Hull on Saturday.
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 16 Nov 04 - 09:17 AM

How dare you suggest such a thing! Bears are for drinking not baiting, and certainly not for spilling!

Subject: RE: BS: Green thing in Hull on Saturday.
From: GUEST,milk monitor
Date: 16 Nov 04 - 09:14 AM

No bear baiting????? Not worth the trip without bear baiting.

Subject: RE: BS: Green thing in Hull on Saturday.
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 16 Nov 04 - 09:11 AM

ooh' I don't know about that! That Bob Geldof's a bit of a right winger isn't he? Our ideas must seem a bit touchy feely to him surely? I have booked Mrs Thatcher anyway, to fire the starting gun (at a rabbit) and then to give us a short speech.

Subject: RE: BS: Green thing in Hull on Saturday.
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 16 Nov 04 - 09:02 AM

To encompass all these wonderful ideas we need to spread our wings (whilst we still have them) a little further. We must dam the Humber with suitable oil tankers and local shipping I'll speak to BP and Shell, they will do anything for publicity, remember the Exxon Valdez. Following on from Super Teds suggestion of the Deep we'll get them to let all the sharks out into the Humber and let the kids go shark bear back riding.

For the adults when the kids have finished we can borrow some whale harpoon guns from the Hull Whaling Museum to go shark hunting and hey presto this keeps in line with the educational element - some of those kids will have never seen a harpoon gun.

I've spoken to Bob Geldof and he's very interested in the concept, he would like a few people to sing on his updated "Feed the World" record.

Subject: RE: BS: Green thing in Hull on Saturday.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 16 Nov 04 - 08:37 AM

I reckon you could make stuff from seal blubber, cosmetics, candles etc,
ideal for a craft stall.

Subject: RE: BS: Green thing in Hull on Saturday.
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 16 Nov 04 - 08:33 AM

Face painting with the blood
Moccasin making with the skins
Tobacco pouches with the ears

Subject: RE: BS: Green thing in Hull on Saturday.
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 16 Nov 04 - 08:29 AM

Hey, do you think "The Deep" would lend us some baby seals? We could have one hell of a rabbit/baby seal barbeque outside the University, and sell it all to the students, they will eat ANYTHING! All proceeds (less my costs) going to Greenpeace of course.

Subject: RE: BS: Green thing in Hull on Saturday.
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 16 Nov 04 - 08:29 AM

Stop it guys - I'm laughing too hard to breathe....

Subject: RE: BS: Green thing in Hull on Saturday.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 16 Nov 04 - 08:28 AM

We could run an animal killing workshop, and give the skins to kids to play with, good allround family entertainment.

Subject: RE: BS: Green thing in Hull on Saturday.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 16 Nov 04 - 08:22 AM

This turning into a good thing, all keep putting your ideas, it could get good publicity, [get on telly, in papers etc],
hippie people like animals, we could invite Ddogy Dave and his pit bull called Tyson.

Subject: RE: BS: Green thing in Hull on Saturday.
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 16 Nov 04 - 08:16 AM

OK we've stumbled onto something really big here. They want funds lets give them funds. We'll block off Cottingham Road and let the rabbits loose there. Ban all betting at betting offices for the day within the Hull boundary, allowing bets to be placed ONLY at the Church hall. All proceeds to the green brigade - sorted. Looking forward to meeting Penny's lurcher.

Subject: RE: BS: Green thing in Hull on Saturday.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 16 Nov 04 - 08:14 AM

\\\\Mobile slaughterhouse is sound lilke a good idea, i will convert my van.

Subject: RE: BS: Green thing in Hull on Saturday.
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 16 Nov 04 - 08:04 AM

I've got an even better idea Dave, Penny's lurcher is with us in Beverley at the moment ,and it's a full bore rabbit killing machine. Why don't we bring the dog down to the hall, release all the rabbits, and watch the dog hunt them! If we lock them in,it would be overin ten minutes. We could place bets on which rabbit would be the last to be caught! Now how about that for livening up an afternoons tree hugging

Subject: RE: BS: Green thing in Hull on Saturday.
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 16 Nov 04 - 07:56 AM

jOhn I think you're onto something here but maybe approach it with a more educational bias. You could actually demonstrate how to shoot or snare the rabbits a then skin them. They would love it, you could have a puppet show with the skins.

Subject: RE: BS: Green thing in Hull on Saturday.
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 16 Nov 04 - 07:52 AM

Why not take a mobile slaughter house and kill them on the spot? Hippies are always banging on about freshness.

Subject: RE: BS: Green thing in Hull on Saturday.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 16 Nov 04 - 07:34 AM

Anyone know is is organising it?
I was thinking of contacting them, and booking a meat pie stall,
one of my mates shoots rabbits, i could make a few rabbit pies to sell, or maybe just sell a few rabbits as they are.

Subject: RE: BS: Green thing in Hull on Saturday.
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 16 Nov 04 - 07:30 AM

Shall we go and make a donation Hand-Pulley ever little helps?

Subject: RE: BS: Green thing in Hull on Saturday.
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 16 Nov 04 - 07:16 AM

Will there be the usual 'free love'? It's quite cheap in Hull anyway but it's always worth asking the question.

Subject: RE: BS: Green thing in Hull on Saturday.
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 16 Nov 04 - 05:02 AM

More info 1 more info 2

Subject: RE: BS: Green thing in Hull on Saturday.
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 16 Nov 04 - 05:00 AM

I was hoping this was about wine gums - love the green ones

Subject: RE: BS: Green thing in Hull on Saturday.
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 16 Nov 04 - 04:52 AM

I like green peas.

Subject: RE: BS: Green thing in Hull on Saturday.
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 16 Nov 04 - 04:45 AM

Those young conservatives are always looking for new places to show of their members.

Dont forget your Folky Flok Flamencool Smock Ted.

Subject: RE: BS: Green thing in Hull on Saturday.
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 16 Nov 04 - 04:33 AM

Excellent! I was looking for somewhere interesting to take The Hull Young Conservative Club members to on saturday. This looks ideal.

Subject: RE: BS: Green thing in Hull on Saturday.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 16 Nov 04 - 03:57 AM

Its 10p to get in, money goes to Greenpeace i think.

Subject: BS: Green thing in Hull on Saturday.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 16 Nov 04 - 03:56 AM

The Green People are holding a fare at Marist Hall, Cott Road, on Saturday, 11 am to 4pm.
there will be vegi food etc, and music from the folkie hippies.