BS: Happy Birthday William Shatner

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday William Shatner
From: 42
Date: 27 Mar 05 - 07:37 AM

omigod! There are 10 (count 'em 10) Shatner threads in a row (or a column I guess you'd have to call it).

What is the Cat coming to?

j
ps. now I have to put this on all of them to keep them aligned properly - arrgggghhhh

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday William Shatner
From: GUEST
Date: 27 Mar 05 - 03:03 AM

Shatner?

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday William Shatner
From: GUEST
Date: 26 Mar 05 - 04:20 AM

"Jim, I've figure it out, if you stop feeding them they'll stop reproducing!"

- McCoy

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday William Shatner
From: Little Hawk
Date: 25 Mar 05 - 05:29 PM

"it's a wonder we can even FEED ourselves" - Bob Dylan

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday William Shatner
From: WFDU - Ron Olesko
Date: 25 Mar 05 - 03:52 PM

sounds like one step away from someone needing to have their food chewed for them.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday William Shatner
From: robomatic
Date: 25 Mar 05 - 02:11 PM

I don't know how sad it is when my philosophy of life (POL) is based on the words of James T. Kirk and The Simpsons, but here we are.

MaDON'! (okay, throw in a little Sopranos)

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday William Shatner
From: DougR
Date: 25 Mar 05 - 02:09 PM

I did it as a tribute to my friendship with L.H. I wasn't sure that the newspapers where he lives would carry a notice of his birthday and I knew George would want to know.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday William Shatner
From: Little Hawk
Date: 25 Mar 05 - 01:54 PM

I think that the WSSBA might be able to arrange a steel cage match featuring Ms Hilton and Mr Shatner, so as to test out that theory. I hear she will do anything for money and attention. We'll look into it.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday William Shatner
From: gnu
Date: 24 Mar 05 - 04:26 PM

Don't give him any ideas!

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday William Shatner
From: WFDU - Ron Olesko
Date: 24 Mar 05 - 04:16 PM

"He also exists to piss off people like Ron Olesko, and set an unreachable standard of awesome masculinity which leaves them feeling perpetually inadequate and frustrated"

He does not piss me off, people who have been brainwashed may make me scratch my head and feel sorry for them. As for his "masculinity", Paris Hilton could beat the crap out of him.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday William Shatner
From: Amos
Date: 24 Mar 05 - 04:00 PM

Yeah...more like that. If Shatner, to Leedle Hack, is the epitome of masculinity, I think I can understand why LH remains single..sort of an archetype of mis-located masculinity transferred to the cerebral from the genital region, as it were.

A

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday William Shatner
From: gnu
Date: 24 Mar 05 - 03:23 PM

Or just piss them off.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday William Shatner
From: Little Hawk
Date: 24 Mar 05 - 03:19 PM

Anyway, it's not true! He also exists to piss off people like Ron Olesko, and set an unreachable standard of awesome masculinity which leaves them feeling perpetually inadequate and frustrated. :-)

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday William Shatner
From: CarolC
Date: 24 Mar 05 - 03:11 PM

You can burn me, but you still have to face the truth that Shatner is an awful excuse for an actor and serves no purpose other than to separate people from their money.

You say that like it's a bad thing...

;-)

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday William Shatner
From: gnu
Date: 24 Mar 05 - 02:40 PM

Wouldn't matter if the thread was buried. The great Shatner, when faced with adversity or times of neglect would still claw his way out of the very depths of obscurity and rise again. Re...surgo!

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday William Shatner
From: WFDU - Ron Olesko
Date: 24 Mar 05 - 01:52 PM

yeah... thanks a lot Doug!   This could have been dead and buried.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday William Shatner
From: gnu
Date: 24 Mar 05 - 01:45 PM

Well, now it is.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday William Shatner
From: DougR
Date: 24 Mar 05 - 12:21 PM

Good Lord, this thread is STILL alive?

DougR

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday William Shatner
From: robomatic
Date: 23 Mar 05 - 10:48 PM

Well, he did Joan Collins in 1932.

how like a Canadian

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday William Shatner
From: Little Hawk
Date: 23 Mar 05 - 10:02 PM

When he was younger he seems to have been fairly good at separating girls from their "virtue" too, according to stuff I've heard from people who went to school with him. He was said to have an ego at least as large as Newfoundland, and an unquenchable ambition to act, and to seduce women. It obviously worked well for him.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday William Shatner
From: Amos
Date: 23 Mar 05 - 10:01 PM

Little Hawk: The only explanation which accounts for all the observed data in this thread is that you, sir, have fallen into degradation and perversion, and are no longer a sentient and sapient organism. Bill, on the other hand, has yet to attain either state.

A

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday William Shatner
From: WFDU - Ron Olesko
Date: 23 Mar 05 - 09:56 PM

You can burn me, but you still have to face the truth that Shatner is an awful excuse for an actor and serves no purpose other than to separate people from their money.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday William Shatner
From: Little Hawk
Date: 23 Mar 05 - 09:46 PM

Excellent.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday William Shatner
From: robomatic
Date: 23 Mar 05 - 09:25 PM

I have a new rumor which I seen on the cable telly:

William Shatner involved in a NEW SERIES called "Invasion Iowa". Seems to be some kind of animation even cruder (in appearance) than South Park, but the head of Lord Will is used on a a cartoon body so he's skinny again.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday William Shatner
From: Little Hawk
Date: 23 Mar 05 - 07:40 PM

Hmmm. Illogical. I think you are just trying to muddy the waters, Amos, with a red herring, as it were.

However, if it was an effigy of Chuckles the Freds, that's okay. We detest Freds here. Har. Freds suck majorly. Har. Freds can go jump in the lake. Har. Hear that, Freds? Har.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday William Shatner
From: Amos
Date: 23 Mar 05 - 07:31 PM

Hahaha!! UInbeknownst to you, Leedle Hack, our agents switched effigies on you. You thought you were burning an effigy of Ron Olesko!! It was ACTUALLY an effigy of Chuckles the Freds, an interstellar visitor who is hot on the trail of Bee Dubya Ell of Floribama.

Ron Olesko AND his effigy are both alive and well.

You and Bill, however, are both sick in your little heads.


A

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday William Shatner
From: Little Hawk
Date: 23 Mar 05 - 06:53 PM

Well, I've heard it now... :-) We will enter that into the minutes of the next WSSBA meeting and see if we can find evidence of its truth or falsehood.

Great William Day (March 22) was a spendid success here. The WSSBA held an open house, and thousands of accolytes showed up from all over the World, even some from Kazakhstan. We were unable to persuade Mr Shatner himself to attend, but we showed movies of the Shatman in action from dawn to dusk and played his greatest hits at top volume, attracting many curious spectators, some of whom have bought WSSBA lifetime memberships (only $500). We also burned Ron Olesko in effigy. It was great. You shoulda been there.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday William Shatner
From: CarolC
Date: 23 Mar 05 - 11:53 AM

I heard a rumor that a band can't really claim to be a Ska band unless it has at least one song with the name William Shatner in the title. Anyone else hear this one?

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday William Shatner
From: Amos
Date: 23 Mar 05 - 11:18 AM

Dear Gawd, foahgive them foah they know not what they do,....

A

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday William Shatner
From: robomatic
Date: 23 Mar 05 - 10:22 AM

Actually, that came from a list by the television set made by the original Trekheads - kids who came in to the television room in dorm to watch Star Trek repeats after classes. I remember:

- Scotty says "She can't take much more of this
- Spock Raises Eyebrow
- McCoys says "I'm a Doctor not a ________________
- The aforementioned Kirk in Agony
and
- Kirk scores with Alien (in them days naturally a FEMALE alien and has anyone mentioned how this guy has had more intergalactic nookie than anyone but Barbarella? - kinda deserves its own reward).

And of course, William Shatner as subject of Ska lyrics:

From The Scofflaws:

A Tribute to William Shatner


he got a fine tan shirt with an emblem on the chest
the interstellar girls all like him the best
captain of the crew and he knows kung fu
and he did joan collins in 1932
really just an actor, and a genius to boot
he never gets to fire when the enemy shoots
so he ends each show looking neat and clean
after staring down the mouth of a doomsday machine
i really like the one where he reads the constitution
after ending all the fighting in a future revolution

WILLIAM SHATNER !!

See it for yourself at the:

Second National Church of Shatnerology

When you're there, ask them what happened to the 'First' Church.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday William Shatner
From: Little Hawk
Date: 23 Mar 05 - 10:17 AM

Damn shame that Kirk and the lads never did a time travel back to Victorian-era Scotland. They could have teamed up with William McGonagall in an episode set in Edinburgh, and Kirk and McGonagall could have had a poetry reciting competition onstage at some establishment, which would have been downright mesmerizing. They could even have portrayed the duel between MacBeth and MacDuff.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday William Shatner
From: Little Hawk
Date: 23 Mar 05 - 10:01 AM

Heh! Yeah, but if you think Kirk was overacting, what about DeForest Kelly's portrayal of "Bones"? And those rows he'd get in with Spock all the time, while Kirk looked on with amusement? That show was a classic at the time, but became funnier and funnier as the decades went by and social styles changed.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday William Shatner
From: Amos
Date: 23 Mar 05 - 09:55 AM

Sounds like a normal day on the bridge, LH....

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday William Shatner
From: Little Hawk
Date: 23 Mar 05 - 09:51 AM

Actually, he has been required to portray such a situation many times during the filming of Star Trek. He describes it in an amusing way in his book, "Get A Life". I'll try and find the quote later...

Just imagine convulsing your features in a grotesque grimace, gasping, half-doubling over, bugging your eyes way out, clenching your jaws, and moving your arms in jerky motions like a frog that's being electrocuted. That sort of covers it...

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday William Shatner
From: Amos
Date: 23 Mar 05 - 09:49 AM

How could you tell by the visuals? His eyebrows change direction? You'd have to have heard the flat unemotional Midwesterrn voice: "Ohhh...I'm in agony Jim". That would tell you for sure.


A

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday William Shatner
From: WFDU - Ron Olesko
Date: 23 Mar 05 - 09:22 AM

stop... you are making me laugh! Kirk in agony! What joy!!! Bad Acting personified!!

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday William Shatner
From: robomatic
Date: 23 Mar 05 - 06:12 AM

For those of you who are less than purely positive, try a visualization exercise:

Kirk in agony.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday William Shatner
From: Little Hawk
Date: 22 Mar 05 - 11:27 PM

Amos, you are soooo dramatic. I love the way you use words. With a little coaching, you could be starship captain material.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday William Shatner
From: Amos
Date: 22 Mar 05 - 11:12 PM

It's no use. Clearly Mister Sh***r's evil miasma of infectious and debilitating smog has spread deep into Little Hawks tissues, infecting his brain and his spine both. He's not who he was -- not even human, in the normal sense. He's dead, Jim. Little Hawk has been taken, and in his once brilliant if spurious place, a foul gray slime from the depths of Boskone has taken over, the spittle from the drainpipe of Darth Vader's respirator, the scum on the bottom of the universe, the detritus of the Cosmos' lowest waste elimination process... and that is really too bad, because I was holding out hope for that boy to finally become something.

Just wait, Bill... your turn will come.


A

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday William Shatner
From: Little Hawk
Date: 22 Mar 05 - 10:58 PM

Shatner shrieks!

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday William Shatner
From: Little Hawk
Date: 22 Mar 05 - 10:56 PM

Ricardo speaks!

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday William Shatner
From: Little Hawk
Date: 22 Mar 05 - 10:53 PM

Ricardo Montalban was the actor, after John Wayne, most egregiously at fault for constantly imitating HIMSELF with excruciating exactitude. I sure hope he didn't talk to his family like that when he was offscreen, but I fear he did.

He was enjoyable as Khan, though. The part suited his characteristically overembellished style.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday William Shatner
From: freda underhill
Date: 22 Mar 05 - 10:52 PM

well, i looked at Carol's photo - to me, William Shatner seems sort of, emotionless, cardboard. He's one of those withheld types, i think, holds it all in.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday William Shatner
From: GUEST,William Shatner
Date: 22 Mar 05 - 10:50 PM

KHAAAAAANNNNNN!!!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday William Shatner
From: Little Hawk
Date: 22 Mar 05 - 10:47 PM

LOL! I am so glad we're finally having a heart to heart talk about this, Ron...

It's only about an hour and 15 minutes to midnight, Ron. Do you know where your gonads are? :-)

There is yet time to repent! But time is running out...

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday William Shatner
From: GUEST,William Shatner
Date: 22 Mar 05 - 10:46 PM

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday William Shatner
From: GUEST,Ricardo Montalban
Date: 22 Mar 05 - 10:46 PM

Yes, Bill, it is I, Ricardo, portrayer of your arch-nemesis Khan! Happy birthday!

I know how much you love horses and I was going to send you a new saddle made of rich Corinthian leather, but I just couldn't afford it. Not all of us have been fortunate enough to have as many bones thrown our way in our latter years as you have, my friend. Those residuals from syndicated "Love Boat" reruns don't go as far as you might think. You probably get as much for a one-minute PriceLine commercial as I get for an entire season of "The plane, boss! The plane!" Perhaps Daimler-Chrysler will start using rich Corinthian leather in their cars again. Nobody says "Rich Corinthian leather" like Ricardo!

Now, Bill, just for old time's sake... Go ahead... You know you want to do it! Come on... Let it out....

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday William Shatner
From: WFDU - Ron Olesko
Date: 22 Mar 05 - 10:38 PM

Little Hawk, you must seek help now!!!   Get out of that tarpaper shack and start talking to real people again. There is a cure for this delusion that you are suffering. You can be deprogrammed. If you don't seek help soon, we will end up hearing stories how you shaved your head and were caught giving out flowers at airports.

Shatner is the gum on the shoe of the entertainment industry. He is an annoyance, unnecessary to the function of the shoe, and a pain in the neck to scrape off. He must be avoided at all cost.

Burn his damn LP's and shred those Star Trek tapes! Get out your "Sebastian Cabot Sings Dylan" LP and start on your road to recovery.

There is a very good reason why SHAT is part of his name.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday William Shatner
From: Little Hawk
Date: 22 Mar 05 - 10:00 PM

That's very perceptive, Ebbie. Unlike Amos, I think you may be nearing enlightenment. :-)

For those who long to hear the Shatman in full voice, listen to this gem:

The Voice of the Shatman, tellin' it like it IS!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday William Shatner
From: khandu
Date: 22 Mar 05 - 09:47 PM

I spoke with Bill last evening via ICQ and I wished him a grand birthday. I told him I planned to create a "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BILL" thread on Mudcat and he asked me to not do so.

He explained that, though he loves being an Icon at Mudcat, there have been a few times that things were mentioned that he would have preferred to forget. I asked him if he would share with me those subjects, so that I would not join in any further discussions of them here.

Immediately, Bill said "Tom Jones". It was obvious this was a sore subject & I asked him to elaborate. He said that he didn't really mind that it had been published on Mudcat that he had been a big supporter of folk music in the late 1950s, & had written several songs with Pete Seeger and Woody Guthrie (though Shatner did not take nor want credit for his contribution to the songs!), but due to a personality clash that developed in the early 1970s, he no longer wished his name to be associated with Tom Jones, even though it was he who brought Jones over from Wales & made possible Jones' first ( & only) folk album, "Front Porch Pickin'" (in which Shatner plays an excellent guitar & banjo!). He said that he had really loved the young Jones and it broke his heart when Jones tossed folk music out the door for the love of a lousy buck. But he understood Jones' "career move" and Bill helped him establish himself in that genre. However, Jones was asked to allow Shatner to sing "Mr. Tambourine Man" on the TV program "This Is Tom Jones", Jones refused, saying Shatner was not "musically viable". Needless to say, this cut Bill deep.

After Bill and I discussed this, I asked him about the infamous "Dylan / Shatner" recording sessions. At this point Bill became wroth, began using words so foul I shudder just to recall them. The connection was abruptly broken.

I realized that I was a fault...I should have asked instead about the "Shatner / Dylan" sessions.

All my attempts to re-establish communications have thus far been futile.

Anyway, Bill, if you are reading, I am sorry. And I do prefer your version of "Mr Tambourine Man" over Bob's.

Happy Birthday, Mr MAN!

k

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday William Shatner
From: Ebbie
Date: 22 Mar 05 - 09:19 PM

Did you notice? Do you agree? I think the sign posted at the Bill's side is significant. It can only mean that others recognize his electric quality.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday William Shatner
From: Amos
Date: 22 Mar 05 - 09:03 PM

Hahaha.

Tell fat Bill, when he gets home, this mornin'
Tell fat Bill, when he gets home, this evenin'
Tell fat Bill, when he gets home.
To leave those fat-headed pretensions alone....
This morning, this evening, so soon!


LH, you are enthralled by delusory and unhealthy apparitions of false Being.


A

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday William Shatner
From: Little Hawk
Date: 22 Mar 05 - 07:39 PM

There. Just LOOK at that noble visage, gazing past Carol and her friend in that manly and commanding fashion that few can imitate and none can match.

Ron Olesko, you are the one who is vermin. You have gone beyond the pale in your frenzied attempts to vilify a man who has boldly gone where no man went before, a man who has redefined popular music singlehandedly, a man who has expanded the boundaries of visionary thought and creative art. You, sir, are despicable!

I have written your name, "Ron Olesko", down on a sheet of toilet paper here. Later tonight I and an assembly of the Shatnerite faithful will gather and consign this doomed shred of paper to the flames of perdition in a ceremony which will bring the full wrath of the Gods of Outer Space down upon your head. You will be cursed and derided forever and ever, yea, until the rivers run dry and the little hysterical dogs all stop barking. You will be expunged utterly from the ranks of your fellow humans and driven forth to wander miserably in the infernal regions for all eternity.

You have taken the name of Shatner in vain on his birthday! Now be prepared to pay the awful price.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday William Shatner
From: CarolC
Date: 22 Mar 05 - 06:40 PM

I hope this doesn't double post. I already sent it, but it disappeard. Hmm... maybe some evil anti-Shatner conspiracy...

Me and Bill Shatner and a friend, celebrating Bill's birthday.

(JtS was there too, but he took the picture, so he couldn't be in it.)

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday William Shatner
From: gnu
Date: 22 Mar 05 - 05:04 PM

Ah, but he does it sooooo well!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday William Shatner
From: WFDU - Ron Olesko
Date: 22 Mar 05 - 05:02 PM

No Gnu, what I meant was, like a pigeon, no sane person wants him under their roof or in their home. He is vermin.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday William Shatner
From: gnu
Date: 22 Mar 05 - 04:58 PM

Pigeon? You mean he soars above the rest? and deficates on the statues given to the so-called acclaimed? I agree. He is indeed a feather above the rest.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday William Shatner
From: WFDU - Ron Olesko
Date: 22 Mar 05 - 04:49 PM

another member of the evil cabal has spoken. Once again another bright individual is succumbed to thinking that Bill is being picked on and deserves respect. Bill Shatner is the pigeon of the acting world. His dropping are more than a nusiance, they are a health hazard. Maybe a giant glue trap will do the trick.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday William Shatner
From: Ebbie
Date: 22 Mar 05 - 04:31 PM

Pooooor Bill. He don't get no respect, atall, atall.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday William Shatner
From: WFDU - Ron Olesko
Date: 22 Mar 05 - 04:27 PM

My god, they are all starting to sound alike. Shatner is more than a bad actor, he is a legitimate threat to the security of our nation as he brainwashes unsuspecting vicitims. It is bad enough we had to sit through Star Trek, do we need this to continue??

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday William Shatner
From: gnu
Date: 22 Mar 05 - 04:01 PM

Clown? Yes, the glorious and ultimate clown. Dancing as jester for the people... all the way to he bank. Deposit in peace, Bill. And may the Farce be with you whilst you make a mockery of those who would impute. Happy glorious birthday. You da man.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday William Shatner
From: WFDU - Ron Olesko
Date: 22 Mar 05 - 03:09 PM

Shatner is a sham.   Everytime he accepts a job, he is stealing money from legit actors that could do a better job in the role. The fact that people help perpetuate the myth that Shatner has a place in the entertainment industry is another shame. Just like people who keep Britanny Spears in business by buying her recordings, you are creating the same type of pornography by allowing Shatner into your homes.

He must be stopped. Pull the plug on this clown.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday William Shatner
From: jacqui.c
Date: 22 Mar 05 - 02:57 PM

Understatement as usual Amos.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday William Shatner
From: Amos
Date: 22 Mar 05 - 02:53 PM

Bill Who?

Besides, LH, there are myriad households in which I am a household name, usually in expressions about what will happen "if that (household name) ever shows up around here again". Even if I were not, I don't see what that has to do with quality -- which criteria are you barking on about? Do you think popular recognition and quality are linked, somehow? Fie!


A

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday William Shatner
From: Little Hawk
Date: 22 Mar 05 - 02:35 PM

Bill Shatner. Or were you being funny? :-)

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday William Shatner
From: DougR
Date: 22 Mar 05 - 02:06 PM

Who is Bill?

DougR

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday William Shatner
From: Little Hawk
Date: 22 Mar 05 - 01:46 PM

So why are you not a household name then, Amos?

(Yawn!) (that was for Ron)

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday William Shatner
From: Amos
Date: 22 Mar 05 - 01:44 PM

I couldn't be bothered, Leedle Hack; Bill knows he could not stand up to such scrutiny. I sing better as a hobby than he does professionally; I was a better actor at age 16 than he has ever been. There's just no comparison, man. Fahgeddaboudit!!

A

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday William Shatner
From: WFDU - Ron Olesko
Date: 22 Mar 05 - 01:43 PM

you people need to get more oxygen flowing to the brain.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday William Shatner
From: Little Hawk
Date: 22 Mar 05 - 01:41 PM

The sheer depth of your vitriolic jealousy toward William Shatner makes me deeply sad, Amos. You will never attain peace of mind as long as you insist on comparing yourself to the incomparable.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday William Shatner
From: Ebbie
Date: 22 Mar 05 - 01:41 PM

whip poor bill, whip poor bill, whip poor bill...

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday William Shatner
From: Ebbie
Date: 22 Mar 05 - 01:40 PM

Poooooor Bill.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday William Shatner
From: Amos
Date: 22 Mar 05 - 01:36 PM

Well done, DougR!!

Bill:

You are an overpaid, talent-free, noxious carrier of cellulose and cholesterol; your value on earth is limited to carrying wrinkles around until they can break free. You have less talent than a pup in a hurricane, and you are obese and self-satisfied and conceited as well. You deserve your well-earned obscurity and I hope it continues and grows.

Amos

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday William Shatner
From: Little Hawk
Date: 22 Mar 05 - 01:33 PM

Thank you, Doug. :-) Yes, today IS the glorious day. Check out Mr Shatner's entire filmography at:

The Shatner Filmography & Bio

Note that the Shatman was born on the 22nd of the month...the day of highest power, numerologically speaking.

Subject: BS: Happy Birthday William Shatner
From: DougR
Date: 22 Mar 05 - 01:28 PM

I just had to beat Little Hawk to it.

DougR