Origins: Obscene US Marine Hymn Parody (bawdy)

Subject: Origins: pg13: Obscene US Marine Hymn Parody
From: Jack Horntip
Date: 30 Jun 20 - 01:41 PM

BOATIE HHH HYMN
Melody -Montezuma's Hall
Contributed by Elephant Man, Katherine HHH

On the North shores of Antarctica
Where the yanks have never been
Lies the carcass of a bloody great polar bear
Shagged to death by a Hash House team

We are the perverts of society
The likes of us you've never seen
We are a pack of loud mouth bastards
We are the Boatie Hash House Team

Well we have a reputation
For molesting little boys
For abusing old age pensioners
And stealing kiddies toys

We are the perverts of society
The likes of us you've never seen
We are a pack of loud mouth bastards
We are the Boatie Hash House Team

We don't climb many mountains
And we don't cross many streams
We don't have pretty girlfriends
We just live off our wet dreams.

We are the perverts of society
The likes of us you've never seen
We are a pack of loud mouth bastards
We are the BOATIE HASH HOUSE TEAM

From Another Hash Hymnal by Davey Crotchit.

I really didn't know how to title this thread as this is a "Club Song" or "Organization Song" which changes with the group that sings it. Localized variants from rugby, military and other sources will follow.

Subject: RE: Origins: pg13: Obscene US Marine Hymn Parody
From: Jack Horntip
Date: 30 Jun 20 - 01:47 PM

Team Song No. 2
(Tune: 'The Marine's Hymn'. Massey = suburb of Palmerston North.)

From the brothels of Palmerston,
To the syphilitic Massey shores,
We leave a trail of Gonorrhoea,
And syphilis on the local whores.

We are the perverts of our nation,
The biggest cunts you've ever seen.
We are a bunch of loud-mouthed bastards,
We are the Intercoursers team.

From The I's Reunion Record Recorded September 1986, Palmerston North [New Zealand].

Subject: RE: Origins: pg13: Obscene US Marine Hymn Parody
From: Jack Horntip
Date: 30 Jun 20 - 01:51 PM

Sung to the tune of The Halls of Montezuma a British Airborne song.

We have a nasty reputation for seducing little boys
For raping old age pensioners
And breaking Crap Hats toys
We are the arseholes of the nation
We are the cunts you never see
We're a bunch of loud mouthed bastards

We are the airborne infantry!

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Subject: PERVERTS OF SOCIETY obscene US Marine Hymn Parody
From: Jack Horntip
Date: 30 Jun 20 - 01:58 PM

PERVERTS OF SOCIETY

We’re the perverts of society
We’re the worst you’ve ever seen
We’re a bunch of loud mouthed bastards
We’re the Mining Engineers

On the border of Antarctica
Where the yanks have never been
Lies the body of the Polar bear
Fucked to death by an Engineer

We don’t climb upon a mountain
Cause the slope is too fucking steep
We don’t go into the valley
Cause the valley is too fucking deep

Where the whales are floating in the seas,
with their asses full of sperm.
You'll find happy Trondheim miners,
just waiting for their turn.

If you're wondering why Santa-Claus,
is walking the way he does,
you should come to Trondheim City,
and spend the night with us!

Retrieved from https://ltubarbaraday.weebly.com/perverts-of-society.html on 30 June 2020.

Subject: RE: Origins: pg13: Obscene US Marine Hymn Parody
From: Jack Horntip
Date: 30 Jun 20 - 02:19 PM

THEN NONDIES ANTHEM

From the North Shores of Antarctica,
Where the yanks have never been,
There lies a freaking great polar bear,
Shagged to death by a rugby team

Chorus

Who are we?
We are the perverts of society,
The likes of us you’ve never seen,
We are a bunch of loud mouth bastards,
We are…..
The Nondies rugby team

From the cesspits of Nanyuki,
To the bars of Nairobi,
We’ve had our share of syphillis,
Gonorrhea and VD,

Chorus

Who are we?
We are the perverts of society,
The likes of us you’ve never seen,
We are a bunch of loud mouth bastards,
We are…..
The Nondies rugby team

We have a reputation,
For seducing little boys,
And for frisking old aged pensioners,
And for breaking kiddies toys,

Chorus

Who are we?
We are the perverts of society,
The likes of us you’ve never seen,
We are a bunch of loud mouth bastards,
We are…..
The Nondies rugby team

Posted by Nondescripts RFC on Facebook on January 17, 2014. Retrieved 30 June 2020 from https://www.facebook.com/Nondescripts/posts/the-nondies-anthemfrom-the-north-shores-of-antarcticawhere-the-yanks-have-never-/645035778875990/

Subject: RE: Origins: pg13: Obscene US Marine Hymn Parody
From: Jack Horntip
Date: 30 Jun 20 - 02:23 PM

With a certain reputation, for seducing little boys
And for raping old age pensioners,and stealing babies toys
We're the perverts of the nation, we're the cnuts you never see
We're a bunch of loud mouth bastards, we're the Royal Artillery.

On the banks of Montezuma, where the yanks have never been
Stands a six foot Zulu Warrior, being fucked by a Royal Marine
We're the perverts of the nation, we're the cnuts you never see
We're a pack of loud mouth bastards, We're the Royal Artillery.

With a certain reputation, for seducing little boys
And for raping old age pensioners,and stealing babies toys
We're the perverts of the nation, we're the cnuts you never see
We're a bunch of loud mouth bastards, we're the Royal Artillery.


All sung to the lilting notes of "U.s. Marine Corps. Hymn"

Retrieved from https://www.arrse.co.uk/community/threads/forces-songs.130820/page-6 on 30 June 2020.

Subject: RE: Origins: pg13: Obscene US Marine Hymn Parody
From: Jack Horntip
Date: 30 Jun 20 - 02:31 PM

After spending the evening being very polite to the Outlaws, I thought I'd share this little gem of a post-match ditty. Warning, contains very rude and very wrong content.

(Sung to the tune of the USMC Hymn ie. From the Halls of Montezuma
To the Shores of Tripoli - you know the tune)

In the wastelands of Antarctica,
Where the yanks have never been,
Lies a poor old virgin polar bear,
Fucked to death by a Rugby team,
We are the perverts of society,
The likes of us you’ve never seen,
We are a pack of load mouthed bastards,
We are the (insert team name here) Rugby Team!
And we have reputation,
For seducing little boys,
And for raping old age pensioners,
And for stealing children’s toys,
We are the perverts of society,
The likes of us you’ve never seen,
We are a pack of load mouthed bastards,
We are the (insert team name here) Rugby Team!

Posted by Richard Sharpe on October 17, 2008 at 9:52 PM here: http://sharpessortie.blogspot.com/2008/10/open-thread.html. Retrieved 30 June 2020.

Subject: RE: Origins: pg13: Obscene US Marine Hymn Parody
From: Jack Horntip
Date: 30 Jun 20 - 02:46 PM

WORST YOU'VE EVER SEEN
Bohemians FC

On the Banks of the Antartica, where the white have never been,
There's a great big fuckin Polar bear,
Half shagged to death by a football team,
We are the perverts of society,
We are the worst you've ever seen,
We're a shower of loud mouth bastards,
We are Bohemian Football Team...

We are very well renowned for raping little kids,
Steeling old age pensioners and little boys toys,
We are the Perverts of society,
We are the worst you've ever seen,
We're a shower of loud mouth bastards,
we are Bohemian Football Team...

A "chant" for the Bohemian Football (soccer) Club. Retrived from https://www.fanchants.com/football-songs/bohemian-chants/worst-youve-ever-seen/ on 30 June 2020.

Subject: RE: Origins: pg13: Obscene US Marine Hymn Parody
From: Jack Horntip
Date: 30 Jun 20 - 03:16 PM

SYMBOLS
One significant symbol of the University Sports Club is the ‘Varsity song’.

“The song is sung as a victory chant bringing members together to celebrate a winning success, also expressing the legacy and history of the Club.”

The song goes as follows:

“The varsity boys are coming, the varsity boys are here
With three or four French letters and a flagon of good beer
We’ve got a reputation for seducing little boys, for raping old aged pensioners and stealing children’s toys
We’re the perverts of the nation, we’re the bums you’ll never see
We’ll win this game for varsity
Varsity Varsity, Varsity –oi oi oi”

The song is used to convey certain characteristics which the participants within the University Sports Club have come to value and wish to express publically through this powerful symbol. This is reinforced by the following comment:P9.

“It’s a victory song, we sing it if we win or at Club events when drunk... It’s pretty much just a celebration, a stomping of authority when we win, letting the other team know in the changing sheds that we are varsity, we are proud to be winners and proud to be varsity members”

Songs and ritualised singing are fundamental to the process of individual/group/team identification, as Bauman (1992) suggests they differentiate between insider and outsider.

From pg 45-45 of the master's thesis titled "The ‘Varsity Player’: The Interplay of Culture, Control and Resistance around the Consumption of Alcohol at a New Zealand University Sports Club By Todd Christopher Bryant. Retrieved from https://pdfs.semanticscholar.org/aa85/0fdb07525151b9d3183e812966493b3b1f17.pdf on 30 June 2020.

The last part "Varsity, Varsity, Varsity -- oi, oi, oi" chant can be traced to Germany from the early 1800s.

Subject: RE: Origins: pg13: Obscene US Marine Hymn Parody
From: Jack Horntip
Date: 30 Jun 20 - 03:26 PM

...the unit song:

'Oh we have a reputation for seducing little boys
and for raping Old Age Pensioners and for stealing children's toys.
We are the perverts of the Airforce, We are the ones you never see
We are a shower of louse-bound bastards
We are 71 MU'

A Royal Air Force (RAF) version, retrieved from http://www.davecowton.co.uk/AbboReunion/RAFAbingdon.html on 30 June 2020.

Subject: RE: Origins: pg13: Obscene US Marine Hymn Parody
From: Jack Horntip
Date: 30 Jun 20 - 03:39 PM

We've a certain reputation for seducing little boys
For mugging old age pensioners and stealing childrens toys
We're the perverts of our nation, the Cunts you'll never see
We're the dirty foul mouthed bastards of the Rovers AFC

In the Land of Monty Python in the land within a dream
Lies a six foot Zulu warrior being fuckked by a Royal Marine
We're the perverts of our nation, the Cunts you'll never see
We're the dirty foul mouthed bastards of the Rovers AFC!

Retrieved from https://www.navy-net.co.uk/community/threads/scouting-for-boys.36027/page-2 on 30 June 2020.

The person posting this attributes the text above to the book Two Andy Gorams by Ian Black.

Subject: RE: Origins: pg13: Obscene US Marine Hymn Parody
From: Jack Horntip
Date: 30 Jun 20 - 04:01 PM

OH NOTTS MEDICS

Oh Notts medics we are coming,
Oh notts medics we are here,
We are the reinforced French letter,
We are the dose of gonorrhoea

Chorus
We are the perverts of the nation
We are the cunts you’ll never see,
We are a shower of foul mouthed bastards
We are Notts medics RFC

We like to keep our reputation
For seducing little boys,
And for raping old age pensioners
And for stealing kiddies toys.

We don’t play for adoration,
We don’t play for victory
We just play for masturbation
Merry merry men are we.

We’re from Nottingham
We’re from Nottingham
We’re Notts medics RFC
We’re Nott’s medics RFC

From pg 9 of the Nottingham Medic Rugby Union Football Club Guide Book