BS: JoeOfferSTAG(nant)PARTY*X-RatedTavern

Subject: JoeOfferSTAG(nant)PARTY*X-RatedTavern
From: catspaw49
Date: 10 Jan 02 - 08:24 AM

ALL RIGHT FOLKIES

.....Let's kick this sucker off!!!

JOE OFFER, THIS IS YOUR PARTY!!!!....Put on your PARTY HAT and let's get started.

Joe's Stag Party is right here in the Tavern and we have cleaned up the joint and decorated with a lot of really cheap decorations. Hope you don't mind the orange and black streamers, but I got a helluva' price on them after Halloween. The Jell-O Pit is filled with fresh lime Jell-O and thongs are hanging on the rack to the right. Sign-up for matches at the bar by Peter T.'s wacky coffee machine. Cleigh O'Possum is here by the door and offers free toots up his bum to all!!!

A lot of the inmates from the Neil Young Center for the Terminally Screwed are in the Possum Room and will be playing all day on Tiple and Noseflute. If you have some songs, just break in on them and sing out! Besides, the only thing they know is the Oscar Mayer Wiener ditty so please break in at any time!!! If you need someone to accompany you, the Waylon Heron is in there to and at the ready.

No Stag Party is complete without some Porn Pix so we've contracted with The Green Guy at the Link-O-Rama to provide something for everyone!!! Scroll down about halfway and check out the Categories and Go For It! Lots of free sites so it don't cost a thing. For some of you more bizarro types, check out the "Hairy Preggo in Latex Blows a Horse" Category.

CHALLENGES: Alison in Oz got us off to a good start so here's a list for Joe and any of you who want to volunteer to help Joe out here (spankings, ice cubes, etc.) go right ahead and feel free to ADD MORE!!! Here's a starter list:
Down a drink in one!
Snog a girl
Collect a bra
Colect some panties
Get a FIVE girls to spank your bare behind FIVE times
Dance through a song with underwear on your head
Dance sexily with a girl and talk dirty in her ear
BEG a girl to throw a drink in your face!
Get on your knees and serenade a girl
Let a girl put some ice cubes down your pants and fish them out.
Have some 'Catters paint your bald spot

All drinks are free compliments of Bert (as usual) so feel free to get completely pissed. Flamingos, Llahmas, Possums, Aardvarks, and Chickens are all out on the back stoop so Kendall, Micca, Doug, and any of the rest of you bestiality types can get a nut! The area is being monitored by The Reg Boys and The Little Pissant so be sure to sign in before selecting your perversion of choice...and take a free "Art Thieme Mudcat Condom" with a pun on each one!

I am counting on all of you to add in some free food to the food table, but I thought I'd start it off with Shrimp (in honor of Joe)......They've been steamed over beer, vinegar, and Old Bay, and the sauce is heavy on horseradish so grab a brew first!

Please keep the restrooms clean and feel free to use as much toilet paper as you like since it's just pages from copies of "Rise Up Singing."

AND....Over there to the left of the Jell-O Pit you see a table with a potter's wheel and a big tub of clay. All are invited to try their hand at making the most phallic looking lighthouse possible. Paw and Buford are manning this station. Paw has had a steady diet of rare beef, milk, and beans, for three days and Buford has his Zippo at the ready so Paw can "fire" your creation after which you can paint it if you like. We'll judge the best one and give it to Joe and Christina as a wedding present. The rest can be taken home by Mudcat Bachelorettes as party favors.

So Bring It All On Folks!!! Eat, Drink, Sing, and Be Merry......and WEIRD as you like.........IT'S THE OFFICIAL MUDCAT JOE OFFER STAG PARTY AND IT'S UNDERWAY NOW!!!!!!!!!!

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: JoeOfferSTAG(nant)PARTY*X-RatedTavern
From: artbrooks
Date: 10 Jan 02 - 08:37 AM

Gawd, Spaw...I can't even think dirty at 6:30 in the morning. Back later.

Subject: RE: BS: JoeOfferSTAG(nant)PARTY*X-RatedTavern
From: MMario
Date: 10 Jan 02 - 08:44 AM

Amazing what 'spaw's done with the decorations. The helium filled condom bouquets are...well, they are...uhmmm...unusual to say the least.

Subject: RE: BS: JoeOfferSTAG(nant)PARTY*X-RatedTavern
From: alison
Date: 10 Jan 02 - 08:50 AM

well my name is already down for jello wrestling...... Harpy and I remain the undefeated tag team........

its late here in Oz... and really I should be in bed... but that damned potters wheel looks very inviting.... where's the clay?........ oh do we have any aprons to protect our clothes or whould we just strip off?

slainte

alison

Subject: Lyr Add: THE BANKS OF THE ROSES
From: Matthew Edwards
Date: 10 Jan 02 - 08:51 AM

Gott in Himmel!!! 'Spaw, where do you find these sites? As Joe did ask for songs I was going to contribute one but my concentration has now been seriously disturbed! Still here goes anyway:

THE BANKS OF THE ROSES– for Joe

When I was a young lad, my mother used to say,
I would be a roving lad, and easy led astray,
Sure, before I would wed I would rather sport and play,
On the bonny, bonny banks of the roses.

With the boys of the parish, sure I led a roving life,
I courted many pretty girls, but never took a wife,
And oft-times a merry tune on my tin flute I would play,
On the bonny, bonny banks of the roses.

Now a roving life is easy, but there's one thing that I lacked,
So I said to my Christina, O will you take me back,
And let us get married, and we'll never rue the day
That we met on the banks of red roses.

On the banks of the roses, my love and I sat down,
I took out my wee tin flute to play to her a tune,
In the middle of the tune, sure the bonny lassie cried,
O Joe, my dearest Joe, O never leave me.

I took out a wee gold ring as bright as any star,
And placed it on her finger that was so long and fair,
And when we are wed, sure still we'll sport and play
On the bonny, bonny banks of the roses.

Matthew Edwards 10 January 2002

Perhaps another little ditty I remember might be maore apprpriate:

She offered her honour,
He honoured her offer.
And all through the night,
He was on her, and off her.

Subject: RE: BS: JoeOfferSTAG(nant)PARTY*X-RatedTavern
From: alison
Date: 10 Jan 02 - 09:00 AM

well I've found some games for the girls just in case we run out of ideas......

Subject: RE: BS: JoeOfferSTAG(nant)PARTY*X-RatedTavern
From: catspaw49
Date: 10 Jan 02 - 09:03 AM

HEY NOW!!! We're off to a great start!!! Good songs and thanks to alison, some more fun party games!!! I'd be happy to volunteer to help out on some of those alison!!!

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: JoeOfferSTAG(nant)PARTY*X-RatedTavern
From: CarolC
Date: 10 Jan 02 - 09:05 AM

What's that gynecologist doing to that woman?

"Hairy preggo in latex blows a horse"?

Hmmm... I can see this is going to be a bit of a challenge. I'll be back.

Subject: RE: BS: JoeOfferSTAG(nant)PARTY*X-RatedTavern
From: alison
Date: 10 Jan 02 - 09:10 AM

well at first it was too hard... not nearly wet enough to do anything with....... but here it is the first entry in the clay penis competition.... please note that I have made an oil lamp...... hence its similarity to a light house.... (what I had to wade through to find it...... lol)

so where are the showers this clay is all over me.....

Subject: RE: BS: JoeOfferSTAG(nant)PARTY*X-RatedTavern
From: Mary in Kentucky
Date: 10 Jan 02 - 09:11 AM

I'm here too. My poor virgin computer has never been to some of the sites link-to. I hope the cache can be cleaned...er cleared. Where can I sit to enjoy my whiskey sour? Is it safe over by the door, no there's Cleigh. The Reg boys are everywhere...is MMario safe?

Subject: RE: BS: JoeOfferSTAG(nant)PARTY*X-RatedTavern
From: MMario
Date: 10 Jan 02 - 09:19 AM

Another Song!

Old Joe Offer he lived by himself
As long as he happenned to have his health.
Then one day he went to take a wife
To care for him for the rest of his life.

Chorus:
Singing: I do believe,
And I will believe,
Old Joe Offer was a randy old bugger,
And a randy old bugger was he.

Now the new Mrs Offer she had a bad leg,
The doctor ordered her to bed,
Called Joe in and he says to him,
'You'll have to rub your wife's left leg with gin.'

chorus:

Now old Joe Offer thought 'twere a sin,
To rub his wife's left leg with gin.
So he pulled out the stopper
And poured it down his throttle,
Rubbed his wife's left leg with the bottle!

chorus:

Old Joe Offer went walking one day.
Down by the river he happened to stray.
Joe fell in and he started to shout;
There was no bugger there
For to pull the bugger out.

chorus:

Joe he died and he went to heaven.
He got there about half past eleven.
St. Peter met him at the gate,
And said 'Joe Offer
You're too d*mn late!'

chorus:

God made bees and bees made honey.
God made man and man made money.
Money made the Devil and the Devil made sin.
We shall have to dig a pit
For to put the bugger in.

Subject: RE: BS: JoeOfferSTAG(nant)PARTY*X-RatedTavern
From: Mary in Kentucky
Date: 10 Jan 02 - 09:24 AM

To the tune of Haul Away Joe

Once there was a single guy, Joe Offer was his name,
Way haul away, we'll haul away Joe.
Loved his life, then took a wife, and things were not the same,
Way haul away, we'll haul away Joe.

Subject: RE: BS: JoeOfferSTAG(nant)PARTY*X-RatedTavern
From: MMario
Date: 10 Jan 02 - 09:24 AM

Mary - I'm flabbergasted you would have to ask the question!

Subject: RE: BS: JoeOfferSTAG(nant)PARTY*X-RatedTavern
From: catspaw49
Date: 10 Jan 02 - 09:25 AM

A NICE Bawdy piece there Mario!!! Cracked me up!

Great job alison!!!! Now come on out back and we'll have skinny dip in the pond and I'll get that nasty ol' clay off you...........Let's go around to the side so that Kendall and Doug don't notice or they'll be in here with that Llahma and I can see it'll take a little time to get all that clay off............Hate to be disturbed by two old freaks with a Llahma, ya' know?

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: JoeOfferSTAG(nant)PARTY*X-RatedTavern
From: alison
Date: 10 Jan 02 - 09:27 AM

right while we're waiting for some more to arrive I fancy a game of "chubbie bunnies"

(Contestants have to see how many marshmallows they can stuff into their mouths and still say "Chubby Bunnies". The winner is the one who can manage the highest number.)

Mary, you remembered the marshmallows didn't you?.... open wide 'Spaw & MMario..............

Subject: RE: BS: JoeOfferSTAG(nant)PARTY*X-RatedTavern
From: alison
Date: 10 Jan 02 - 09:29 AM

on second thoughts......... I'm off skinny dipping with 'spaw......... if Mick happens to arrive... none of you have seen me... OK?????

Subject: RE: BS: JoeOfferSTAG(nant)PARTY*X-RatedTavern
From: Mary in Kentucky
Date: 10 Jan 02 - 09:30 AM

Er, alison, I toasted them.

Subject: RE: BS: JoeOfferSTAG(nant)PARTY*X-RatedTavern
From: alison
Date: 10 Jan 02 - 09:33 AM

never mind Mary... we can play quoits........lol

right after I get back from 'spaw cleaning me up a bit......

Subject: RE: BS: JoeOfferSTAG(nant)PARTY*X-RatedTavern
From: Mary in Kentucky
Date: 10 Jan 02 - 09:43 AM

LOL. You know, Joe will not see all these links if he just prints out this thread. Then maybe that's best.

Subject: RE: BS: JoeOfferSTAG(nant)PARTY*X-RatedTavern
From: Mr Red
Date: 10 Jan 02 - 09:43 AM

so where are the Maids of Honour (culinary) and Maid of Honour (cultural)?
the prize for completing the joke in more than 5 seconds doesn't even warrant a groan.
sorry Joe someone had to state the obvious but I tried to be sub title.

Subject: RE: BS: JoeOfferSTAG(nant)PARTY*X-RatedTavern
From: alison
Date: 10 Jan 02 - 09:45 AM

(sneaking off for a sleep ... almost 2am here..... back later....... nurses uniform or french maids outfit????)

Subject: RE: BS: JoeOfferSTAG(nant)PARTY*X-RatedTavern
From: Devilmaster
Date: 10 Jan 02 - 09:47 AM

well I brought my bottle of Lamb's 151 dark......
a tot fer the man of the hour.

In fact make it a double tot, fer a job well done.

Steve

Subject: RE: BS: JoeOfferSTAG(nant)PARTY*X-RatedTavern
From: Devilmaster
Date: 10 Jan 02 - 10:10 AM

wow.....

i join the party and everything dies.

This is going to do wonders for my ego!

Subject: RE: BS: JoeOfferSTAG(nant)PARTY*X-RatedTavern
From: MMario
Date: 10 Jan 02 - 10:47 AM

Don't just stand there staring at the jello pit!

SING! Joe Offer's Kilt


Have ye heared the tale
The bonnie Scots telled
'Bout Ol' Joe Offer
And what's in his kilt?

If ye listen to me
I'll tell ye I will;
All that I've heared
'Bout Old Joe's kilt.

CHORUS
'Twas a big one he had.
Much larger than mine
And the bonnie lasses bragged
'Bout it all o' the time.

Once out on the lochs,
A storm took our sail,
But ol' Joe saved us all
With his kilt in the gale.

So we sailed into port
With his kilt in our rig,
And the crowds did exclaim
"My God, it is big!"

CHORUS

Once out on the high moors
In the snows we were lost.
With no hopes of shelter
To keep out the frost.

If not for ol' Angus
We'd 've died in the wind,
But a pavilion we had
When his kilt was unpinned.

CHORUS

Once o'er in the Holy Lands,
When we needed a flag,
But we could nae find naught
Save a dirty ol' rag.

But ol' Joe once more
Did he come to our aid.
When he unwound his kilt.
For our victory parade.

CHORUS

Once after a battle
We needed a shroud.
To bury not one,
But the whole clan MacLeod.

Ol' Joestepped forward
And said to the priest;
"Ye can have me kilt, sir,
To cover your deceased."

CHORUS

Once making some scotch
When we needed a sieve.
To strain through with whiskey
From Erin I believe.

Ol' Joe once more
Did he top all the rest.
When he took off his kilt,
And made that batch our best.

Subject: RE: BS: JoeOfferSTAG(nant)PARTY*X-RatedTavern
From: CarolC
Date: 10 Jan 02 - 11:03 AM

There's certainly nothing safe about MMario! He's as dangerous as they come.

Just sitting in my little corner sipping on a gin and tonic, and watching the show unfold (or maybe undress) before me. Spent the last hour cleaning all of the little sabotage cookies out of my browser cache from those interesting gynecology sites Spaw posted.

Subject: RE: BS: JoeOfferSTAG(nant)PARTY*X-RatedTavern
From: GUEST,Desdemona
Date: 10 Jan 02 - 11:22 AM

And me at my office, ostensibly working....sigh.

Hoist one for me, guys!

Subject: RE: BS: JoeOfferSTAG(nant)PARTY*X-RatedTavern
From: Peg
Date: 10 Jan 02 - 11:38 AM

Well it's a bit early for me, too...

Even though I may be the only Mudcatter who is a former exotic dancer/stripper, I must respectfully decline the myriad requests to perform at this, Joe Offer's last waltz with footloose fancy freedom. I am in retirement, gents.

But I suppose I could round up a few old bits of costumes to hand out as party favors!

Peg

Subject: RE: BS: JoeOfferSTAG(nant)PARTY*X-RatedTavern
From: artbrooks
Date: 10 Jan 02 - 12:31 PM

Did Alison get into the jello before she left? Peg, how about you? I'd try it, but I don't want to scare everybody away...besides, the vat's not big enough...
How did Cletus make it? I thought the sheriff still had him locked up after his Christmas tree scam. Did Spaw threated to slip him a bean burrito and a match?
Sounds like a good party developing here. Pardon me while I go out and get a six pack of chili beer.

Subject: RE: BS: JoeOfferSTAG(nant)PARTY*X-RatedTavern
From: gnu
Date: 10 Jan 02 - 12:39 PM

My my my. The debauchery. I love it. I didn't go to that green guy's site to see if it was a joke - it might not be. Just tell me they don't have a categorey for Bodhrans... that'd be really sick.

Well, all I had was a gag gift of a beaver trap to offer Offer, so I'll have to rethink hard before I return. Don't know if I can "get down" far enough to match some of your antics, but I'll try.

Subject: RE: BS: JoeOfferSTAG(nant)PARTY*X-RatedTavern
From: catspaw49
Date: 10 Jan 02 - 12:44 PM

Well, we gotta' keep things hummin' here.....Sorry, alison like to wore me out. That woamn was just covered in clay! I had to run into town to get some dental floss....tough to get that clay out of my teeth................

Peg, if we can't get anything else, how about a Joe Offer spank from you....We have to start the lad working on the Challenges.........And what about you Carol? Don't just sit there!!!! Get some ice cubes to fix Joe up!

Kinda' stinks in here already......Paw sure is ripe when he's firing that clay ain't he? Art, get one of those special Gordon Bok Fans and let's get that HEPA filter working! Devilmaster, go back and have a few kind words with the chicken until Kendall shows up and start pouring that 151 man!!!!

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: JoeOfferSTAG(nant)PARTY*X-RatedTavern
From: artbrooks
Date: 10 Jan 02 - 12:59 PM

Nah...Gordon Bok fans are too slow and melencholy. How about one of them Seamus Kennedy mile-a-minute specials? Guaranteed to blow anything out of the room. Speaking of blow anything, did the camel show up?

Subject: RE: BS: JoeOfferSTAG(nant)PARTY*X-RatedTavern
From: Joe Offer
Date: 10 Jan 02 - 01:03 PM

Gee.....I'm speechless!!
-Joe Offer-

Subject: RE: BS: JoeOfferSTAG(nant)PARTY*X-RatedTavern
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 10 Jan 02 - 01:05 PM

Welp, I was going to give this inflatable woman to Joe, but it turns out she's (actually, her name is Mona) become quite attached to me. To tell the truth,we go everywhere together. In fact, does anybody have a bucket of ice water?

Subject: RE: BS: JoeOfferSTAG(nant)PARTY*X-RatedTavern
From: catspaw49
Date: 10 Jan 02 - 01:13 PM

Somebody throw a bucket of ice water on Leej and Mona..........geez............

HEY JOE!!! Are you ready for a spanking from Peg? Oh, wait a minute.......while we wait, lemmee help you with another challenge....I'll paint your bald spot!!!..............Hmmmm, now lemmee get that spray.....yeah, here we go.........**spritz** .....shhhhshhsshhhshhhhshhh....sshhhshshhshhhshshshh........shshshs....shshshshshshshshsshhhsshhhs.....Hey there now!!!! Lookin' good JOE!!!!!!!.........Course I probably shouldn't have used the orange.........It's okay though....You look good!

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: JoeOfferSTAG(nant)PARTY*X-RatedTavern
From: wysiwyg
Date: 10 Jan 02 - 01:16 PM

We'll be back for the late shift when the rest of you are passed out under the tables.

~Susan & The Sugar Dog

Subject: RE: BS: JoeOfferSTAG(nant)PARTY*X-RatedTavern
From: JenEllen
Date: 10 Jan 02 - 01:23 PM

Oh you guys...LOL

Please tell me that no one has 'called' the cake yet? I've always had a not-so-secret desire to jump out of a cake wearing nuthin' but strategic icing and a smile *bg*

(congratulations Joe)

Subject: RE: BS: JoeOfferSTAG(nant)PARTY*X-RatedTavern
From: Rick Fielding
Date: 10 Jan 02 - 01:23 PM

BLOODY HELL!! Now I know why I stay out of Cyber-bars! If I could do those ridiculous BIG HEADERS that Gargoyle does when he's having an 'episode' I'd do one right now...saying: "YOU THERE, YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE....PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON"! Leave me SOME mudcat allusions!

Joe's gonna be so discombobulated that he may not be able to perform his matrimonial duties!

Hey, knock it off with that Rum and coke...you KNOW I don't drink anymore! Well OK, but just one, to be one of the 'guys', hmmmmmm, that wasn't bad. Maybe I WON'T get sick like I used to when I played the bars.

Did I ever tell ya about when my hardshell case got used for a 'sex platform' in the winter of 84 during that Royal York Hotel gig?

Urrp.....

Someone else.

Subject: RE: BS: JoeOfferSTAG(nant)PARTY*X-RatedTavern
From: Bill D
Date: 10 Jan 02 - 02:11 PM

....and if Joe were to click on that link 'spaw provided, (which I somehow doubt), he could find treasures of erotic inducement like this!!!

"You like to look breasts? If yes this see different kinds! Only here you will find to begin from uglier and having finished on most beautiful breasts which one any time you saw!!"

Methinks this 'international community' concept has its little quirks.....*grin*

Subject: RE: BS: JoeOfferSTAG(nant)PARTY*X-RatedTavern
From: catspaw49
Date: 10 Jan 02 - 02:15 PM

Sounds like one helluva' tale Rick!!

JE....I've been looking for someone to voluteer as the "Cake Girl" and since you're the first, the job is yours!!!! Just do me a favor and don't torch any Kestrels in the process huh? We'll bring out the cake later so get undressed and put on this costume..................Yeah, I know it's just a chain belt with a whistle hanging from it, but you'll look good...........really...............please?..........

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: JoeOfferSTAG(nant)PARTY*X-RatedTavern
From: Rick Fielding
Date: 10 Jan 02 - 02:35 PM

Well just got my studio set up for the first student...gonna be a fun session..he wants jazz chords and an arrangement to "As Time Goes By"...

But maybe I'll have another Rum and coke...after all it IS Christmas isn't it (thought it was already past, but since I get all my news from Mudcat, and I see "christmas threads".... maybe I'm having a 'Ray Milland' moment.

Hmmmm, yup, that ain't bad...yeah, I can handle it these days....those awful hangovers I usta git probabbly weren't that bag....

Oops, firsht student seems to have arribed...

Buy, buy.

Subject: RE: BS: JoeOfferSTAG(nant)PARTY*X-RatedTavern
From: Devilmaster
Date: 10 Jan 02 - 02:46 PM

Only if ya come with, Spaw........

Birds of a feather........

Steve :)

Subject: RE: BS: JoeOfferSTAG(nant)PARTY*X-RatedTavern
From: JenEllen
Date: 10 Jan 02 - 02:47 PM

Chains and whistles and frosting, oh my....

You sure know how to throw a party. *g* Okay, you're on, just no death-on-stilts stiletto crap, all right? You saw what happened to the kestrel, and there ain't a chiropractor in the world that can fix that!!!

~JE(You know how to whistle dontcha, ya jus' put your lips together and.....)

Subject: RE: BS: JoeOfferSTAG(nant)PARTY*X-RatedTavern
From: Devilmaster
Date: 10 Jan 02 - 02:50 PM

And if we run out of 151, I could always pull out the 180 proof Everclear grain alcohol.

Steve

Subject: RE: BS: JoeOfferSTAG(nant)PARTY*X-RatedTavern
From: Mary in Kentucky
Date: 10 Jan 02 - 03:00 PM

What time will the cake arrive? I'll have to come back to see that for sure. Are pictures allowed?

Subject: RE: BS: JoeOfferSTAG(nant)PARTY*X-RatedTavern
From: CarolC
Date: 10 Jan 02 - 03:04 PM

...and where did you want me to put those ice cubes, Spaw? You know I'm always happy to oblige.

Subject: RE: BS: JoeOfferSTAG(nant)PARTY*X-RatedTavern
From: Jeri
Date: 10 Jan 02 - 03:08 PM

I don't know if I can hang around here very long.

Not only do I HAVE A NEW GUITAR, and I'm subsequently having my own guitar honeymoon, but I FOUND THE DAMNED PENNYWHISTLE!!! Yesiree, the expensive whistle I mentioned in the "Slovenly Mudcatters," or whatever it was, thread. I set it down a year ago and hadn't seen it since, but today, I FOUND IT! I cleaned something and FOUND IT! (OK, I only cleaned that area because the pile tipped over, but I did clean it.)

My baby looks a lot like this. Rick introduced us, and we met at the Twelfth Fret, and...

OK, I can hear you all thinking "Get a room...or at least your own bl**dy thread!"

Anyway, I'm having my own party, with my own bottle of champagne. (The guitar doesn't drink.)

Subject: RE: BS: JoeOfferSTAG(nant)PARTY*X-RatedTavern
From: Joe Offer
Date: 10 Jan 02 - 03:36 PM

You know, I think I have made a couple of serious mistakes:

• I should never have taught Spaw how to make blue-clickies.
  
• I should never have spoken of my interest in lighthouses, tempting people to misinterpret it as a phallic obsession.
  
• I should never have visited Spaw in person and actually allowed him to see my bald spot....

I guess, though, that the idea of a stag party is to thoroughly embarrass the groom. You guys are doing a wonderful job of it.

Still, I kind of think I'd like to catch a glimpse of that Irish-Australian lady in the French maid costume.

-Joe Offer-

Subject: RE: BS: JoeOfferSTAG(nant)PARTY*X-RatedTavern
From: Homeless
Date: 10 Jan 02 - 04:08 PM

Lighthouses, huh? You mean like this one?

Subject: RE: BS: JoeOfferSTAG(nant)PARTY*X-RatedTavern
From: catspaw49
Date: 10 Jan 02 - 04:10 PM

Jeri.....Congrats on a nice new axe and you're more than welcome to stay!!! Just pop your top and drop your pants and you can pick and sing a few for us....and bring the dragonflies of course.....But get them clams out from between your toes huh?

Joe, that bald spot is hardly noticeable with the flame red bald spot paint on it!!! Now keep working on your challenges! I see that Carol has some Ice Cubes ready for you!!!

Also Joe, I can't say for sure about her nationality, but she sure has on a French Maid outfit!

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: JoeOfferSTAG(nant)PARTY*X-RatedTavern
From: catspaw49
Date: 10 Jan 02 - 04:13 PM

Nice pic Homeless!

Spaw