Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet) From: Eye Lander Date: 28 Jun 09 - 05:43 AM SHIT!!It's happend again............... I don't want to do any more decorating. I am not sure I feel alive yet but hey ho as I'm here best get on. Any one want a newly decorated house in Wales! Jillie |
Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet) From: VirginiaTam Date: 28 Jun 09 - 06:03 AM I wished I was dead when I woke this morning. If ya can wish then ya must still alive right? The DVD player says "Hello" and "Bye" My DVD hardrive says "Welcome" and I had a microwave that said "Enjoy" when it finished the popcorn cycle. My laptop tends to react negatively to my emotional state, becoming more uncooperative the more agitated i become with it. It is good to know that our technology is so (err) life affirming. |
Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet) From: Andy Jackson Date: 28 Jun 09 - 06:15 AM I'm still here too, let's see if I can get any work out of her today. ;( |
Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet) From: Andy Jackson Date: 28 Jun 09 - 06:18 AM $-) ;< Hmm can't find a symbol for a black eye!!! |
Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet) From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 28 Jun 09 - 10:58 AM No! Wait! I'm not dead yet! |
Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet) From: Eye Lander Date: 28 Jun 09 - 11:11 AM Oi! Jackson! It's just a big fat size 20 full stop! |
Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet) From: Bill D Date: 28 Jun 09 - 11:17 AM Couple in their early 60s, in bed one morning....he wakes up feeling a bit 'romantic' and puts his arm around his wife. She doesn't move, but says in a hushed tone, "Dun't touch me!" "What?" "Dun't touch me!" "Und vy I shouldn't touch you?" "Dun't touch me...I'm dead!" "What? Dun't be silly...you're talking to me!" "No...I'm dead." "Und vhat makes you tink you're dead?" "I must be dead....nutting hoits!" |
Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet) From: VirginiaTam Date: 28 Jun 09 - 11:25 AM Exactly BillD. Why the flip does rheumatoid arthritis gotta make you feel like your whole body is one giant raging tooth ache every morning? |
Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet) From: sapper82 Date: 28 Jun 09 - 03:36 PM Well, as much as I feel like death warmed up, I think I'm still alive! |
Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet) From: Dorothy Parshall Date: 28 Jun 09 - 05:06 PM DId international folk dancing for 3 hours yesterday on the ferry to the San Juan Islands and back to Anacortes. Beautiful trip, wonderful dancing. A lot of the non-dancing passengers watched an clapped, cheering us on and some of them got ino the dancing also! Still high on that - very much alive on this glorious Whidbey day! Tomorrow? Who cares? |
Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet) From: gnu Date: 28 Jun 09 - 05:28 PM Yo Sap.... ain't seen ner heard a you in a dog's age. Hope the rails treat you well. |
Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet) From: Joe_F Date: 28 Jun 09 - 06:20 PM Adsum. |
Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet) From: SharonA Date: 28 Jun 09 - 09:27 PM I'm still here, except for my right cornea and an ever-increasing percentage of my hair color. |
Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet) From: Rapparee Date: 28 Jun 09 - 10:24 PM I am convinced that A Secret Government Agency (which shall remain nameless) is collected bits and pieces of me so that they can have a fantastic collection of the World's Best DNA. Then when they need someone like me again they can clone me. Lots of mes, in fact. |
Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet) From: jeddy Date: 28 Jun 09 - 10:27 PM now i am scared!! x x |
Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet) From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 29 Jun 09 - 12:54 AM Fourteen hours since my last post... Still not dead. |
Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet) From: Catherine Jayne Date: 29 Jun 09 - 03:02 AM Still alive here although I wouldn't mind an other couple of hours in bed! |
Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet) From: Rapparee Date: 29 Jun 09 - 08:22 AM If I went to England the Queen had me beheaded I'd just die. |
Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet) From: number 6 Date: 29 Jun 09 - 09:23 AM contrary to the all rumours you might here ... I'm still here. I'm still here biLL |
Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet) From: Liz the Squeak Date: 29 Jun 09 - 10:01 AM Still not, but I wish I was with this headache... LTS |
Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet) From: Don(Wyziwyg)T Date: 29 Jun 09 - 10:07 AM Does dead drunk count? Just asking Don T. |
Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet) From: Rapparee Date: 29 Jun 09 - 05:47 PM I used to know a dead drunk Count. I seem to remember his name was Hepzibah or something like that; we called him "Heppy" and before he'd be dead drunk he'd just have a blast, bouncing around on one leg or the other, going like sixty. Yep, we called him Happy Hurry Hoppy Heppy. But that was back in my collegiate days. |
Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet) From: Little Hawk Date: 29 Jun 09 - 06:24 PM My Dachshund wishes to report that he is not dead yet either. He can't type, so I'm doing it for him. |
Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet) From: InOBU Date: 29 Jun 09 - 08:00 PM Genie tells me I am still alive... Lorcan |
Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet) From: Rapparee Date: 29 Jun 09 - 08:52 PM Please define "alive." Please then define "folk music." Thank you. |
Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet) From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 29 Jun 09 - 09:23 PM Then, after defining "alive" and "folk music", please provide definitive proof that folk music is or is not alive, as the case may be. |
Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet) From: Little Hawk Date: 29 Jun 09 - 11:00 PM definitions of alive: 1."alive" in the bodily sense - means that the various automatic processes of the body such as heartbeat, breathing, and brain activity are continuing in the normal fashion. If all those activities should cease for a period of time longer than, say, a minute or so...then the body is said to be "dead". This says nothing about the soul, but only the body. 2. "alive" in the mental sense - means that the brain is still functioning in such a way that normal mental processes are occurring or can occur, such as thought, emotions, logic, mental analysis and reactions to things, etc. Thus a person in a coma might be said to be "brain dead", although still physically "alive". A person who is asleep might appear to have no mental activity at all occuring, but they might be dreamin...and in any case, their mental activities will resume the moment the start to dream or wake up, so they cannot be said to be mentally "dead" while in deep sleep. 3. "alive" in the spiritual or moral sense (in some traditions) has a number of meanings. Someone who can and is willing to still improve himself/herself spiritually or morally is definitely alive in the spiritual and moral sense. Someone who cannot or WILL not do so is dead in the spiritual and moral sense, although quite they may be quite alive in the mental and physcial sense. There are a lot of spiritually dead people walking around busily and making deals with one another all over this world. Some of them are well known, most are not. |
Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet) From: open mike Date: 30 Jun 09 - 12:35 AM in one thread it was said that on mudcat we sit in a deep hole and take turns trading hats..or something...this is a sign of life! I'll trade a knit touque cap for a cowboy hat! |
Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet) From: Eye Lander Date: 30 Jun 09 - 07:04 AM Am I dead? Gone to heaven? (there's a cuppa in my hand). Bang **** Crash*****, Bugger the sound of ladders to climb and rub down the walls ready for Papering. Hey Ho Chilli saisages for dinner Yum Yum. JIllie |
Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet) From: olddude Date: 30 Jun 09 - 07:38 AM I was sad to learn this morning that I passed away .. so I guess I am dead, anyway it was something like "you were in a dead sleep last night" so I must be |
Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet) From: number 6 Date: 30 Jun 09 - 08:55 AM Lets face it kids ... we all must be somewhat 'brain dead' to be posting to this thread. excuses of 'boredom' not accepted. biLL :) |
Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet) From: Rapparee Date: 30 Jun 09 - 08:57 AM I just ate breakfast, so I think I'm probably alive. Or maybe not. I could be one of the undead, feasting upon sausage patties, quiche Lorraine, and a banana. Sort of a Bloody Marys only vampire or a pleasant sort of zombie. No, wait, I use a little salt so I can't be a zombie. Geez...you don't suppose...I...could be...a...a...library director do you? Oh, the horror...the horror! |
Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet) From: number 6 Date: 30 Jun 09 - 10:39 AM "a library director" as I stated ... excuses of boredom not accepted. biLL :) |
Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet) From: Rapparee Date: 30 Jun 09 - 11:56 AM ...excuses of boredom not accepted. Oh, sorry. You see, last evening as I was leaving there was a backpack at the top of the main stairs, apparently abandoned and plugged into the wall. Two PA announcements didn't resolve the situation and it was rescued by the owner just before I called the cops. Then there was the club we found in a flower bed, and the home-made shotgun-shell grenade we found in the parking lot, and the.... |
Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet) From: Bill D Date: 30 Jun 09 - 11:56 AM "Talking Dead Man Blues" ♫"well, I didn't wake up this morning, and I guess I... |
Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet) From: Rapparee Date: 30 Jun 09 - 12:05 PM Ain't got no money Ain't got no friends Ain't got budget Whiskey's at an end I got them low-down, Never-endin' Really sucks Library Director Bluuuuuuuuuuuues.... |
Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet) From: Dorothy Parshall Date: 30 Jun 09 - 12:21 PM Must be the phase of the moon. This was just as humorous as the last two I perused. According to LH defining: I am triply alive - as usual. I am also coming to the end of the almost 3 month long - Moving Household Blues. Why aren't there any songs about THAT?? And I leave for the trek to Apple Hollow (2500 miles) (great thread today!) on Saturday and I am SOOOOOO happy about that! If I were any more alive - I would be dead tired! |
Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet) From: Andy Jackson Date: 30 Jun 09 - 01:14 PM Hey, Eyelander and I need those Moving Household Blues!! We've been filling, moving, storing unpacking, for what seems like years now (nearly three in fact) then we been renovating my house (20 years)selling hers, buying another one and we are still decorating mine...you wanna hear about moving...I could write a song....if I had the time when I'm not packing, moving, decorating moving packing.......... Oh and just to crown it all I seem to be still alive!!!! |
Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet) From: Crane Driver Date: 30 Jun 09 - 06:55 PM I was probably still alive when I posted this Oh BTW, Little Hawk - To help us with your definitions, please define 'normal' |
Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet) From: Dorothy Parshall Date: 30 Jun 09 - 07:08 PM Deviant sociology: "normal" is whatever is considered the norm within a given subculture. e.g.: on mudcat, the crazier, the more normal?? Now, define "crazy".... |
Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet) From: gnu Date: 30 Jun 09 - 07:12 PM Rap! Just how steep are your library fines? |
Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet) From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 30 Jun 09 - 10:50 PM I'm neither dead nor quite alive, But somewhere in between. Some parts of me are pinkish while some others have turned green. Some parts of me have fallen off, while some are still connected. But half the stuff that's still attached looks putrid and infected. So when I lay me down to sleep upon my pillow soft, I pray that come the morning nothing new has rotted off. |
Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet) From: Andy Jackson Date: 01 Jul 09 - 02:49 AM Good morning? |
Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet) From: Little Hawk Date: 01 Jul 09 - 02:55 AM As Dorothy said, "normal" usually means whatever is considered the norm in a given culture. What is seen as "normal" in one culture, obviously, can be seen as quite "abnormal" in another. *** Beyond that, "normal" can also mean: "the way it usually happens or is observed to happen". For instance, human pregnancies normally last approximately nine months. A pregnancy that lasted only 7 months or that continued to 12 months would not be seen as a "normal" pregnancy. |
Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet) From: Liz the Squeak Date: 01 Jul 09 - 08:45 AM I'm as normal as the next man... trouble is, the next man is Spaw! LTS |
Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet) From: Eye Lander Date: 01 Jul 09 - 08:58 AM Well I know I didn't die last night because I was awake for a lot of it!! But I feel like I am now and feel like I've gone to hell it's soo hot!! So dopey today I put this on the wrong thread!! DOH!! No painting or decorating today just lifting and shifting! Jillie |
Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet) From: Rapparee Date: 01 Jul 09 - 09:10 AM Woke up this mornin' Don't think that I was dead Last night I drank some rotgut Now I got a throbbin' head My woman she done left me Gave me somethin' to remember her by Druther have applause and cheerin' Than this clap, oh my, oh my. I got them low-down, low-budget Outa luck, parts falling off, Library Director bluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuues. |
Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet) From: Don(Wyziwyg)T Date: 01 Jul 09 - 09:21 AM I prayed this morning. "God, How do I get out of this thread?", I said. And God said "I'm stuck here too. I've asked Nietsche, but he doesn't seem to hear me". Don T. |
Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet) From: freda underhill Date: 01 Jul 09 - 09:24 AM Woke up this mornin' ute was on my mind.. uuuuute was on my mind... (Aussie joke, sorry). where there's life there's a joke. |
Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet) From: Rapparee Date: 01 Jul 09 - 09:35 AM Was that Paiute, Northern Ute, Ute Mountain Ute, or which one? |