BS: Millard Fillmore MUST BE STOPPED!!!

Subject: BS: Millard Fillmore MUST BE STOPPED!!!
From: GUEST,Oliver Whistlemore
Date: 06 Jul 04 - 05:11 PM

I am Oliver Whistlemore, one of the founders of Toypresidents, a company which is endeavouring to render a public service by marketing a series of toy action figures of some of the most beloved Presidents of our country, such as Ronald Reagan and Abraham Lincoln for instance. We have a website at the following address:

Toypresidents

It has come to our attention that a group of idiots on this internet forum and another (where I am also posting this message) has taken it upon themselves to organize a "voting" campaign to make Millard Fillmore the most popular President in the history of the United States of America on our voting page. Millard Fillmore! You heard me right.

Well, it's an outrage! Here we are trying to respond to a loyal and freedom-loving American public and determine which past Presidents most merit being enshrined in a talking plastic action figure, and Millard Fillmore most certainly does not! He was, relatively speaking, a nobody. Even if we get 35,000 phony votes for Millard F-ing Fillmore, we will NEVER manufacture an action figure of him.

But due to the scurrilous and repetitive voting of these unemployed and idle provocateurs we now have more votes for Millard Fillmore entered in our website's voting tally than for Theodore Roosevelt or John F. Kennedy!!! (both of whom have been released as Toypresident action figures)

Believe me, we at Toypresidents are not going to stand idly by while our website is hijacked for the inane amusement of a bunch of unpatriotic layabouts. We are going to take stern action to halt this abuse of our good intentions.

I am requesting every loyal American who cares deeply about his country, its flag, and its constitution to go straight to Toypresidents this moment and vote AGAINST MILLARD FILLMORE! DO IT NOW! Vote for the three REAL most popular Presidents of your choice and drive Millard Fillmore back to the bottom of the heap where he so richly belongs!

Vote! Vote! Vote! We don't care if you vote for a Democrat or a Republican. We don't care if it's Clinton, Washington, Kennedy or Reagan. JUST DON'T VOTE FOR FILLMORE!!!!

I am so mad about this I could spit. If I ever get my hands on the fool on your forum who helped start this nonsense, who goes under the label "Catspaw49", I will tear him limb from limb!

Oliver Whistlemore

Subject: RE: BS: Millard Fillmore MUST BE STOPPED!!!
From: Jeri
Date: 06 Jul 04 - 05:41 PM

"Layabouts," huh? "Endeavouring"...oops!
Hmmm...

Hey - good ol' Millard's ahead of Nixon AND G.W.!!! Thanks for reminding us that there's still time to vote.

Subject: RE: BS: Millard Fillmore MUST BE STOPPED!!!
From: GUEST,Bill Clinton
Date: 06 Jul 04 - 05:43 PM

I would appreciate a few more votes too. Has everyone bought my book yet?

Subject: RE: BS: Millard Fillmore MUST BE STOPPED!!!
From: wysiwyg
Date: 06 Jul 04 - 05:56 PM

Well Bill, I heard Monica Lewinsky ate it up.

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Millard Fillmore MUST BE STOPPED!!!
From: GUEST,Bill Clinton
Date: 06 Jul 04 - 06:01 PM

That's a rather insensitive remark. Don't you think I have taken enough already over those incidents? Fortunately, I am a forgiving person, and willing to live and let live. I think if you were to buy my book and read the whole account then you would see it in a more charitable light, "S".

By the way, Toypresidents has already done my figure, and it's a beaut. Go to their site and see.

Subject: RE: BS: Millard Fillmore MUST BE STOPPED!!!
From: Blackcatter
Date: 06 Jul 04 - 06:04 PM

Yo Bill,

You will never live downyour exploits simply because as the most powerful person on the planet, you chose less than stellar women to fool around with. As Marilyn Monroe once said, I knew JFK. JFK was a friend of mine, and Bill, you're are no JFK.

Subject: RE: BS: Millard Fillmore MUST BE STOPPED!!!
From: GUEST,Bill Clinton
Date: 06 Jul 04 - 06:09 PM

That was a low blow, Blackcatter. I may not be JFK, but I gave it my best shot. And look what you have now in the White House.

Subject: RE: BS: Millard Fillmore MUST BE STOPPED!!!
From: Blackcatter
Date: 06 Jul 04 - 06:19 PM

You wasted your shot on a fat, ugly Beverly Hills bitch. 'nuff said.

Subject: RE: BS: Millard Fillmore MUST BE STOPPED!!!
From: GUEST,Oliver Whistlemore
Date: 06 Jul 04 - 06:29 PM

Can we please get back to the point here? Stop voting for Millard Fillmore!

Subject: RE: BS: Millard Fillmore MUST BE STOPPED!!!
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 06 Jul 04 - 06:32 PM

They really should make a Monica attachment for the Clinton doll.

Subject: RE: BS: Millard Fillmore MUST BE STOPPED!!!
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 06 Jul 04 - 06:36 PM

I see they have a write-in box for "accessories", so Monica would fit in there fine. And maybe the cigar.

Subject: RE: BS: Millard Fillmore MUST BE STOPPED!!!
From: GUEST,Oliver Whistlemore
Date: 06 Jul 04 - 06:52 PM

I'm beginning to see what we're dealing with here. A bunch of immature, disrespectul minds. The dregs of society.

Subject: RE: BS: Millard Fillmore MUST BE STOPPED!!!
From: SINSULL
Date: 06 Jul 04 - 06:56 PM

There is a Tibetan museum on Staten Island, NY with a collection of gods and goddesses that do "fit" together. Strange toy to give your children but a perfect model for a Lewinsky/Clinton combo.

I contacted several relatives and gave them hell for not voting. Responses are coming in. They are all voting for Dolly Madison because they like her cakes.

Subject: RE: BS: Millard Fillmore MUST BE STOPPED!!!
From: Irish sergeant
Date: 06 Jul 04 - 08:43 PM

Oliver:
If you don't want people to vote for Fillmore why did you put his name in contention? Don't crab about people being immature when you opened the floodgates. I dispute that Ronald Reagan is one of the most beloved presidents of our nation.
By the way most of the people who responded to YOUR campaign are neither idiots, lay-abouts or unemployed. As a real American, I find your remarks about "Real Americans" insulting. How much time did you spend in a hostile fire zone for our nation? Did it occur to you that as real Americans and other nationalities they gave your absurdity the response it so richly deserved? Get a life and get off your high horse you pompous ass!

Subject: RE: BS: Millard Fillmore MUST BE STOPPED!!!
From: SINSULL
Date: 07 Jul 04 - 12:50 PM

From the website:
"The action figures contain small parts that can be pulled off and the suit and boots can be removed. These small parts can present a choking hazard for small children so we recommend that children under 8 be supervised closely and the action figure should be placed out of reach for interns and children under 3 years of age."

Are these figures anatomically correct? Is the Clinton doll the only one with a "guaranteed true to the original" penis given that he is the only one whose member had to be photographed for a line-up?

Does Sarge know that Oliver Whistlemore is actually Spaw out trying to get more votes for Millard?

Does anyone here have a life?

Subject: RE: BS: Millard Fillmore MUST BE STOPPED!!!
From: GUEST
Date: 07 Jul 04 - 12:56 PM

yes.
yes.
no.
no.

The action figures contain small parts - heh-heh-heh snigger snigger The action figures contain small parts

Subject: RE: BS: Millard Fillmore MUST BE STOPPED!!!
From: GUEST
Date: 07 Jul 04 - 12:59 PM

Oliver is being very clever. By telling us not to vote for Fillmore he is actually saying to vote for Fillmore in a Republican manner of speaking. He means the opposite of what he says. But because we know his game now, we can actually out manoeuver him by voting for Fillmore and thus disallowing people like Reaga--who is really the person Spaw wants to see on top--from becoming Monica Lewinski dolls. A vote for Fillmore is a vote for Monica and Cuban cigars. VOTE FILLMORE.

Subject: RE: BS: Millard Fillmore MUST BE STOPPED!!!
From: DMcG
Date: 07 Jul 04 - 01:09 PM

I am requesting every loyal American who cares deeply about his country, its flag, and its constitution to go straight to Toypresidents this moment and vote AGAINST MILLARD FILLMORE!


I'm British. Is it ok for me to keep voting for Fillmore?

Subject: RE: BS: Millard Fillmore MUST BE STOPPED!!!
From: GUEST,Oliver Whistlemore
Date: 07 Jul 04 - 01:10 PM

Irish Sergeant, you had better hope that you never cross my path in future.

The figures are not fully anatomically correct, of course, but they are quite realistic. The Clinton figure does NOT include any extras, but is like the rest, aside from head sculpt and clothing. We do not manufacture a 2nd rate product at Toypresidents nor do we pander to the prurient interests of closet perverts who would use our figures for improper purposes. Furthermore, I am not "Spaw". Who is "Spaw"? I can see we are going to have to revamp the entire voting software, as there is no use reasoning with you people.

Subject: RE: BS: Millard Fillmore MUST BE STOPPED!!!
From: Bo Vandenberg
Date: 07 Jul 04 - 10:48 PM

Anatomic correctness and a Monica Lewinsky bobbing head....

Funny it was good enough for the real president but not fit for the toy. There's something pithy in there.


For the record Bill, I dont care about your sex life & dont think the country should either. You were pushed to reveal useless junk while Bush is helped to conceal crucial lies.

Sigurd

Subject: RE: BS: Millard Fillmore MUST BE STOPPED!!!
From: GUEST
Date: 07 Jul 04 - 11:22 PM

Ya ever wonder before we all knew about Monica why he had that silly grin on his face?

Subject: RE: BS: Millard Fillmore MUST BE STOPPED!!!
From: LadyJean
Date: 08 Jul 04 - 12:56 AM

Right all you British Catters, David Lloyd George was one of your greatest prime ministers, and one of your greatest horn dogs. I think he made a pass at my grandmother. Quit talking about Clinton. He wasn't a patch on Lloyd George.

Subject: RE: BS: Millard Fillmore MUST BE STOPPED!!!
From: DMcG
Date: 08 Jul 04 - 03:25 AM

The important difference between LLoyd George's case and Clinton's is thatin LG case, almost no-one thought it has the slightest bearing on how good a leader he was. (In my view, they were right!)

Subject: RE: BS: Millard Fillmore MUST BE STOPPED!!!
From: catspaw49
Date: 08 Jul 04 - 08:19 AM

LMAO......Hawk, your shit gets more transparent all the time! Thanks for the topic refresh and I hope everyone casts a vote or ten for Millard and Abby. I was willing to call it a day when he was tenth but a group of the speedfreaks want a "podium finish." So we've kept it going over there although it has slowed down a bit.

We started with only about 250 votes for Millard and at the current time are at 3563......not too shaggy!   When we hit 5th place where we are now, the jump to the next position really became significant. Before that time there was only something less than 300 votes between president at the most. Jefferson was 1500 votes ahead and the task looked impossible but we have actually cut that to 931 as of this morning.

And yes Hawk, at a few levels like Teddy Roosevelt and JFK it became obvious that someone had even more time than we did and was doing some ballot stuffing of their own. Nice try Hawkster but no cigar. I don't know that the group will elect to continue on a lot longer because like here, after awhile a joke just wears out!!! But know this you simpleass Mamalucca, you will have had zipshit fuck all to do with it! (:<)) I love ya' Hawk, a man after my own heart, but like I said, your shit is getting transparent as hell although it still stinks for some reason........Oh yeah, let me leave you with this:

BBBBRRRRRAAAAAWWWWWMMMMMPPPP

.........ahhhhh.......good one.......all yours Hawkster......LMAO...............

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Millard Fillmore MUST BE STOPPED!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 08 Jul 04 - 09:05 AM

Heh! My "shit" is getting so transparent because you are getting to know me so well. I'll have to start imitating someone else's writing style soon. That would be hard work, and I'm essentially a pretty lazy bugger, so....

Well, I gotta think about it.

But I am troubled by your assertion that I have had "zipshit fuck all to do with" electing or not electing Fillmore. In fact, it was only due to the valiant efforts of myself and a few other people that Bill Clinton became, for awhile, the most popular president at Toypresidents and Hillary nailed, for awhile, the number one spot among first ladies! We did it just to annoy the Republicans, who deserve to be annoyed in my opinion.

The trouble was, the fuckers became aware of it at some point...and then Reagan died! And they went nuts and started pouring in votes for Reagan and Laura Welch Bush. You see the sad results. A man with only 3 working brain cells (when he was in the Oval Office, I mean) is now sharing top spot with a woman that has all the charm and charisma of a bowl of day-old oatmeal.

It's disgusting.

I am going right now to put in another couple of votes for Bill and Hillary. And not Fillmore. No sir. I wouldn't vote for Fillmore if you paid me to. And there's nothing you can do about it, you megamamalluca!

Subject: RE: BS: Millard Fillmore MUST BE STOPPED!!!
From: GUEST,Hugh Jampton
Date: 08 Jul 04 - 10:29 AM

Was not Millard Fillmore responsible for getting Congress to pass the "Fresh Air Act" whereby all bordellos shall be air conditioned. Now`t wrong with that!! He gets my vote.

Subject: RE: BS: Millard Fillmore MUST BE STOPPED!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 08 Jul 04 - 12:42 PM

A vote for Millard Fillmore is a vote for incontinence and lack of sobriety. Besides, what about Franklin Pierce?

Subject: RE: BS: Millard Fillmore MUST BE STOPPED!!!
From: GUEST
Date: 08 Jul 04 - 12:43 PM

what about him?

Subject: RE: BS: Millard Fillmore MUST BE STOPPED!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 08 Jul 04 - 12:57 PM

As a president who truly mastered mediocrity he deserves to get some votes too.

Subject: RE: BS: Millard Fillmore MUST BE STOPPED!!!
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 08 Jul 04 - 12:59 PM

never fear LH - he has gotton some.

Subject: RE: BS: Millard Fillmore MUST BE STOPPED!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 08 Jul 04 - 01:00 PM

Well, what I mean is he deserves about as many as Millard Fillmore.

Subject: RE: BS: Millard Fillmore MUST BE STOPPED!!!
From: Blackcatter
Date: 08 Jul 04 - 01:29 PM

Start voting LH - no one's stopping you!

A bunch of us have voted for a bunch of them. I've been working on and off to elevate the mediocre over the evil. That Nixon is so high is scary. For awhile, we had Washington over Reagan, but then he finally up and died and screwed that all up.


Oliver Whistlemore - ifn your real, why do you reset the voting to zero?

Subject: RE: BS: Millard Fillmore MUST BE STOPPED!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 08 Jul 04 - 01:32 PM

Oh, I do vote. Like I said, I got Clinton in top spot for awhile (weeks ago), but then Reagan died and that put an end to that! I called up Bill and asked him if he is willing to die to get top spot. He said, "Not yet."

Subject: RE: BS: Millard Fillmore MUST BE STOPPED!!!
From: GUEST,Americans for Fillard Willmore
Date: 08 Jul 04 - 02:05 PM

Fillard Willmore deserves a special place in history.

Subject: RE: BS: Millard Fillmore MUST BE STOPPED!!!
From: Hrothgar
Date: 09 Jul 04 - 04:31 AM

Just keep voting for dear, sweet, Frances.

Subject: RE: BS: Millard Fillmore MUST BE STOPPED!!!
From: GUEST
Date: 09 Jul 04 - 08:11 AM

it was on this day many years ago Millard became President...

Subject: RE: BS: Millard Fillmore MUST BE STOPPED!!!
From: Irish sergeant
Date: 09 Jul 04 - 10:16 AM

Oliver:
You are of course, free to dispute what I say., If I don't cross your path, that is fine with me but I will state right now. I don't take well to threats.
   This is neither the time or place to indulge in a pissing contest. I responded to what I felt was a slur on my country and my fellow mudcatters. I spent my time in combat for this country and I figure that pretty much gives me the right to air my views without being threatened for it. My Pm is available if you wish to discuss this off board. Irish Sergeant (AKA Neil K> MAcMillan Vietnam era Vet AND COMBAT VET OF THE GULF WAR)

Subject: RE: BS: Millard Fillmore MUST BE STOPPED!!!
From: GUEST,Blackcatter at work (Shhhh)
Date: 09 Jul 04 - 04:05 PM

Hello all,

Tis true - Fillmore became president in 1850 on this day. Show him your love by voting!

Subject: RE: BS: Millard Fillmore MUST BE STOPPED!!!
From: SINSULL
Date: 09 Jul 04 - 07:57 PM

FOUL!!!!! They have changed the rules on the site and you can no longer vote 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place to one president. I want a recount. Hey you! Your chads are hanging. Cover up for god's sake.

Subject: RE: BS: Millard Fillmore MUST BE STOPPED!!!
From: GUEST
Date: 09 Jul 04 - 08:37 PM

You haven't been able to vote that way for ages.

Subject: RE: BS: Millard Fillmore MUST BE STOPPED!!!
From: YOR
Date: 09 Jul 04 - 10:00 PM

OK, I just voted for Millard Fillmore. Are we allowed to vote more than once.

Subject: RE: BS: Millard Fillmore MUST BE STOPPED!!!
From: GUEST
Date: 09 Jul 04 - 10:03 PM

Yes, but leave about 20 minutes between votes.

If you vote for Fillmore, choose someone else for second and yet someone else for third. Choose people like Buchanan and Polk or Tyler. They won't go anywhere.

Subject: RE: BS: Millard Fillmore MUST BE STOPPED!!!
From: YOR
Date: 09 Jul 04 - 10:29 PM

I did better than that, Chester Arthur got one of my votes.

Subject: RE: BS: Millard Fillmore MUST BE STOPPED!!!
From: GUEST
Date: 10 Jul 04 - 12:27 AM

Yo, bro, go, go go!

Subject: RE: BS: Millard Fillmore MUST BE STOPPED!!!
From: GUEST
Date: 10 Jul 04 - 05:22 AM

You mean to say American presidents are real? I thought they were ALL plastic toys.

Subject: RE: BS: Millard Fillmore MUST BE STOPPED!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 10 Jul 04 - 10:35 AM

That's fairly close to the truth... :-)

Subject: RE: BS: Millard Fillmore MUST BE STOPPED!!!
From: Blackcatter
Date: 10 Jul 04 - 12:49 PM

CURRENT STANDINGS:

Fillmore is under 900 votes away from 4th place:
Washington is less than 100 from 1st Place. Reagan supporters mucst have gone back to bed with Bonzo.

Ronald Reagan                2965         1390         1287         5642
George Washington         1816         2066         1671         5553
William J. Clinton         3543         553         724         4820
Thomas Jefferson         710         2131         1707         4548
Millard Fillmore         2835         460         383         3678


Let's put Lincoln over Nixon for goodness sake!

Richard Nixon                1181         952         974         3107
Abraham Lincoln         601         1160         1256         3017

Ditto with Jackson/Johnson over our current pretender.

George W. Bush         255         204         199         658
Andrew Jackson         120         236         289         645
Andrew Johnson         134         309         174         617

And Hoover should be at the bottom of the list - he didn't do shit to pull us out of the Great Depression.

Herbert Hoover                88         77         118         283
James Buchanan                31         90         158         279
Benjamin Harrison         15         77         186         278

Subject: RE: BS: Millard Fillmore MUST BE STOPPED!!!
From: GUEST,Oliver Whistlemore
Date: 10 Jul 04 - 01:38 PM

When we created our patriotic website and its voting procedure we did not anticipate that this sort of fraudulent voting pattern would emerge, due to the efforts of a few idle provocateurs. Very well! We shall fight fire with fire. I am calling up every person I know and instructing them to inundate your silly forum with redundant and useless threads about things you people have no interest in whatsoever! You will shortly see threads analyzing the connection between English folk songs and escargot. You will see threads comparing Willie Nelson with Nelson Mandela's niece. You will see threads that discuss the international crisis in St Kitts & Nevis. You will see threads on how to tie a Hungarian slip knot and tune a Polish harmonium. If you can screw up Toypresidents, we can screw up Mudcat. You shall now pay the price for this unwarranted attack upon Toypresidents.

You have 24 hours to cease and desist. Then the axe will fall. Give it serious thought.

Subject: RE: BS: Millard Fillmore MUST BE STOPPED!!!
From: GUEST,IMHO
Date: 10 Jul 04 - 03:15 PM

Oliver: To put a new twist (like the pun?) on things, please allow me to remark. The common history of English folk songs and snails is very well documented in the literature. Willie Nelson and Nelson Mandela have commonalities. Simply google the names and you will see that they share many sites. As to St Kitts and Nevis, see the following.

"The islands of St Kitts and Nevis are two of the sleepiest places in the Caribbean, and one of the few countries in the region where agriculture is still a larger part of the economy than tourism. Some people find the islands' relaxed nature ideal; others get restless after a few days."

I draw your attention to the international crisis which will erupt when the sleepy people wake up and get even more restless.

As to the Hungarian slipknot and Polish harmonium player: It seems a marriage made in heaven. I don't care for polkas.

Oliver: Bring it on.

Subject: RE: BS: Millard Fillmore MUST BE STOPPED!!!
From: GUEST,IMHO
Date: 10 Jul 04 - 03:26 PM

Oh, yes, Oliver: I will draw you attention to the stats. It is my opinion that most Americans have never even heard of many Presidents.

My voting will continue to be Fillmore, Washington and Lincoln. The voting is no more fraudulent than the procedure used by your present President to gain office. We shall live brave and die bold!