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Subject: BS: F**king Brilliant idea repository From: Donuel Date: 27 Oct 10 - 06:51 PM Get a brilliant idea and put it here for safe keeping and taking for the good of the world. Idea- President Barak Obama should appoint Glen Beck as the forward embedded observer atop an Afghanistan mountain top out post. IF Glen refuses, he is disgraced. If he goes, he will become more heroic than Pat Tillman. |
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Subject: RE: BS: F**king Brilliant idea repository From: Jack the Sailor Date: 27 Oct 10 - 07:27 PM Good idea, but the Army has minimum standards for recruiting. |
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Subject: RE: BS: F**king Brilliant idea repository From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 27 Oct 10 - 08:13 PM Make US voting compulsory, If yo don;t register, you don't get social security cover. |
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Subject: RE: BS: F**king Brilliant idea repository From: gnu Date: 27 Oct 10 - 08:26 PM Foolestoupe for president! |
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Subject: RE: BS: F**king Brilliant idea repository From: wysiwyg Date: 27 Oct 10 - 08:45 PM I second that! ~Susan |
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Subject: RE: BS: F**king Brilliant idea repository From: GUEST,nathan Date: 27 Oct 10 - 08:47 PM institute run off elections |
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Subject: RE: BS: F**king Brilliant idea repository From: Ed T Date: 27 Oct 10 - 09:15 PM I posted it way back...but, its still a good idea. A home for unwed fathers. |
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Subject: RE: BS: F**king Brilliant idea repository From: Amos Date: 27 Oct 10 - 09:35 PM Make Sarah Palin the director of Homeland Security. A |
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Subject: RE: BS: F**king Brilliant idea repository From: Ed T Date: 27 Oct 10 - 09:42 PM Make Sarah Palin the director of Home Depot Security. |
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Subject: RE: BS: F**king Brilliant idea repository From: Stilly River Sage Date: 28 Oct 10 - 12:29 AM Make Sarah Palin the director of Homer Simpson security. |
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Subject: RE: BS: F**king Brilliant idea repository From: JohnInKansas Date: 28 Oct 10 - 01:08 AM Stilly - Since the Vatican news just announced that Homer Simpson is a catholic, that could be taken as a religious slur. Maybe Secretary of Walmart greetings, if she could be taught to keep the carts in a straight line? John |
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Subject: RE: BS: F**king Brilliant idea repository From: Lizzie Cornish 1 Date: 28 Oct 10 - 03:02 AM Make those who stole all the world's money give it back. |
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Subject: RE: BS: F**king Brilliant idea repository From: GUEST,Patsy Date: 28 Oct 10 - 03:40 AM Like having a 'no smoking day' there ought to be a compulsory be nice to everbody day or week, you would probably need a week rather than a day to feel the knock-on benefits. It would be great for the work place and schools and sense of well-being in general and not too close to Christmas either. Some people say they wish that people could be as nice to each other all year round as they are at Christmas and that would be a chance to put that into practice. |
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Subject: RE: BS: F**king Brilliant idea repository From: Allen in Oz Date: 28 Oct 10 - 08:49 AM We had a saying in the NSW Education Dept " That is a brilliant idea ,,,so we won't do that " AD |
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Subject: RE: BS: F**king Brilliant idea repository From: olddude Date: 28 Oct 10 - 08:57 AM Make Jell-O Illegal in all states ! |
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Subject: RE: BS: F**king Brilliant idea repository From: Donuel Date: 28 Oct 10 - 09:39 AM Pass a law that gives private prisons the exclusive right to lock up women and children who are required to be arrested by police who merely suspect them of being illegal immigrants. Make the State and Federal Goverment pay into the private prison chain named GEO. That law is real and has been passed by Arizona. Yep the Illegal Alien law was thought of, lobbyed and paid for by a group of private prisons to get a law to keep their prisons full of women and children with tax payer money. The private lobbying group is called ALEX. F**king Brilliant. I always thought the law was passed by bigot organizations but private prisons? who knew. |
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Subject: RE: BS: F**king Brilliant idea repository From: Donuel Date: 28 Oct 10 - 09:55 AM That gives me another brilliant idea. Since private prisons are everywhere and the well to do have all sorts of private police, what I think we are missing are private courts. Instead of just buying off a few judges, private dourts are the long term answer. Called OHM Ombudsmen Honored Magistrates, a private court can be established so that IF YOU KNEW SOMEONE YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE LOCKED UP, you can do it with a small fee. Get the private police to take the people to the private prison and waot for your private court to rule...very privately. Know anybody you want locked up?!? F**king Brilliant. |
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Subject: RE: BS: F**king Brilliant idea repository From: Bill D Date: 28 Oct 10 - 10:07 AM Install 'black box' governors on all vehicles which can be activated by roadside monitors when vehicles are found to be be traveling more than 'X'% above the speed limit. Monitor will then send signal to limit vehicle to 'Y'% UNDER the limit for the next hour. Emergency vehicles excluded. |
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Subject: RE: BS: F**king Brilliant idea repository From: Donuel Date: 28 Oct 10 - 10:14 AM Install black box GPS in 300,000,000 Americans and then hire 150,000,000 Americans to monitor the movements. Good for job creation, |
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Subject: RE: BS: F**king Brilliant idea repository From: Donuel Date: 28 Oct 10 - 10:21 AM The heat that goes up the chimney of 99% of all homes is enough to heat another house. I say duct the hot exhaust inside walls and ceilings before it heads to the main chimney. THe ducts can be the small and round strechable kind which is 90% cheaper than thick rectangular ducts. the recovered heat should be more than half of what was previously lost. |
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Subject: RE: BS: F**king Brilliant idea repository From: Donuel Date: 28 Oct 10 - 10:24 AM Naturally the small round ducts are to have no holes! |
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Subject: RE: BS: F**king Brilliant idea repository From: Bill D Date: 28 Oct 10 - 10:24 AM I have this problem... I take the topic semi-seriously. Even when my idea is impossible or unlikely, I WANT certain things done. for instance: Require all television commercials (especially those late at night) to be submitted IN ADVANCE to an agency which checks it for blatantly false claims and rip-offs....like the bracelet which is claimed to 'heal' various ailments with vague 'energy waves'. BEYOND F***ing brilliant. |
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Subject: RE: BS: F**king Brilliant idea repository From: Bill D Date: 28 Oct 10 - 10:27 AM Don...there are already heat exchange gadgets for fireplaces...hollow tubes which direct heated air into the room. I'd bet that something like you suggest exists also. |
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Subject: RE: BS: F**king Brilliant idea repository From: Donuel Date: 28 Oct 10 - 10:45 AM We had those fireplace tubes. They worked and almost whistled with the flow of heat outward. Also had a Franklin stove in which the exhaust pipe gave off almost half the heat of the firebox. |
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Subject: RE: BS: F**king Brilliant idea repository From: Donuel Date: 28 Oct 10 - 03:12 PM Lizzie Cornish 1 - PM Date: 28 Oct 10 - 03:02 AM Make those who stole all the world's money give it back. with interest |
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Subject: RE: BS: F**king Brilliant idea repository From: Ed T Date: 28 Oct 10 - 03:25 PM Put Jell-O in teabags, and then have a movement....or two. |
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Subject: RE: BS: F**king Brilliant idea repository From: Ed T Date: 28 Oct 10 - 03:35 PM MP3 players with Q tip holders on the end, so you can clean your ears, when listening to Rap (and, I don't mean Rapaire). |
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Subject: RE: BS: F**king Brilliant idea repository From: Ed T Date: 28 Oct 10 - 03:53 PM A battery operated car that works on energy gotten from an air heat exchanger. |
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Subject: RE: BS: F**king Brilliant idea repository From: GUEST,999 Date: 28 Oct 10 - 05:18 PM There oughta be a law about having to demonstrate the ability to shoot rapids together with opponents in the same canoe, bake a meal together with opponents, survive two weeks together while stranded on a reality tv island. THEN, let èm run for elected office. |
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Subject: RE: BS: F**king Brilliant idea repository From: GUEST,999 Date: 28 Oct 10 - 05:19 PM It ain`t brilliant, but it`s the only idea I`ve had today. |
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Subject: RE: BS: F**king Brilliant idea repository From: Donuel Date: 28 Oct 10 - 06:57 PM not bad |
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Subject: RE: BS: F**king Brilliant idea repository From: Allen in Oz Date: 28 Oct 10 - 07:43 PM They're all brilliant...so we won't do any of those ! AD |
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Subject: RE: BS: F**king Brilliant idea repository From: Donuel Date: 28 Oct 10 - 10:59 PM How about... ALL men should wear hats... nope that was from the Meaning of Life by Monty Python. |
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Subject: RE: BS: F**king Brilliant idea repository From: GUEST,Seth from Olympia Date: 28 Oct 10 - 11:59 PM cell phones and blue tooth ear thingies for all folks diagnosed with schizophrenia so that when you need to respond verbally to your voices, you are no longer targeted as mentally ill, but rather people would envy your luck in being able to afford this device.... |
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Subject: RE: BS: F**king Brilliant idea repository From: GUEST,Patsy Date: 29 Oct 10 - 03:12 AM Ban people from boarding a bus while still talking on their mobiles when trying to negotiate with the poor bus driver the price of the fare and pretending that the poor fella is invisible at the same time. It is really rude. |
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Subject: RE: BS: F**king Brilliant idea repository From: Mingulay Date: 29 Oct 10 - 08:02 PM Firstly, my friend the squid wants to know what the hell he can slop over the floor of the Tavern if Jell-O is banned. Whale blubber would do the job but the Japanese seem to have cornered the market and use it to inject into Sumo wrestlers who can't make the weight. Secondly, the people who stole all the money must have spent it somewhere, so it must still be in circulation or sitting in banks. Either that or they have a very large mattress. I'll close the f***king door on the way out! |
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Subject: RE: BS: F**king Brilliant idea repository From: Donuel Date: 29 Oct 10 - 09:39 PM FOX NEWS NEEDS A WAR and ELECTION anthem I just happen to have made a modest example here... Fear and Hate, Terminate Murder stomp and kill Decimate, assassinate Drop a poison pill Liquidate eradicate Put them down and quell Settle a score Slaughter and gore Send them straight to hell. Shuffle off their mortal coil Slay every single life Watch them wriggle in the soil Far from pain and strife. Hit, slaughter Shoot their sons and daughters Take em out Capizass Whack like all the others. Dispatch, Decapitate Until there are no cries Cut off their head of state Deprive them of their lives Make sacrifice their only fate. Teach them one and all Teach them all our favorite psalms and torture till they die Celebrate we are great We tied another war For just another 100 years Feelings will be sore Who really gives a fuck We won't take the fall. Some of us made a buck filming shock and awe. |
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Subject: RE: BS: F**king Brilliant idea repository From: Ed T Date: 29 Oct 10 - 09:49 PM What about creating a F**king Brilliant idea repository? Sounds like a F**king good idea to me. |
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Subject: RE: BS: F**king Brilliant idea repository From: Donuel Date: 16 Nov 10 - 12:00 AM Make all street lights LED. Then you will only need to change bulbs every 20 years. Also the light is more like moonlight which is far easier to see by at night than sodium or mercury lights which stimulate the day vision receptors and inhibit the the night vision rods from sensing night vision signals correctly. It has taken millions of years for our eyes to work very well in moonlight. Daylight mimicing light bulbs outside at night defeat this evolutionary adaptation. Also LED lights use 1/60th or less electricity. |
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Subject: RE: BS: F**king Brilliant idea repository From: GUEST,Patsy Date: 16 Nov 10 - 02:54 AM Please give us another Bank Holiday in the UK say perhaps October. France and Germany have more than we do and it would give families more quality time together. |
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Subject: RE: BS: F**king Brilliant idea repository From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 16 Nov 10 - 03:14 AM "The heat that goes up the chimney of 99% of all homes is enough to heat another house." Multilevel houses. I am reminded of the satirical cartoon that explained how business worked, A 2 level toilet - bosses on top, workers below.... Wait on, if the heat that goes up the chimney of 99% of all homes is enough to heat another house, then what do we do with all the other houses except that one? |
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Subject: RE: BS: F**king Brilliant idea repository From: JohnInKansas Date: 16 Nov 10 - 04:17 AM Sorry, I got caught by someone who actually likes stuff with that stuff in it, so I must rephrase: How about we have a study group to review the desirability of collecting all the recipes that involve using a can of cream of mushroom soup, with the eventual goal of regulating and taxing any use of such recipes, and restricting said use to specific limited places only by appropriately trained and licensed persons who are certified as having a medical need for cream of mushroom soup in combination with other disgusting substances loosely defined as "food products." (I'll make millions on black market sales of c.o.m. smuggled in from primitive countries with corrupt officials.) John |
