Subject: RE: BS: Male Bonding round the fire - Men only!! From: Peace Date: 08 May 08 - 05:31 PM THANK GOD! A woman! Finally get to stop talkin' about jock straps and talk about tits instead. Hell, where I come from, harass is two words. |
Subject: RE: BS: Male Bonding round the fire - Men only!! From: John MacKenzie Date: 08 May 08 - 05:35 PM Sports supports supports sports. G |
Subject: RE: BS: Male Bonding round the fire - Men only!! From: gnu Date: 08 May 08 - 05:53 PM Well now. The thread isn't gonna read proper if the posts from the females get deleted. Of course, now that I know they will be deteted, I shall turn my remarks specifically to the gentlemen who have posted... to wit.... Peace... yeah... tits eh! |
Subject: RE: BS: Male Bonding round the fire - Men only!! From: gnu Date: 08 May 08 - 07:26 PM Gentlemen? Well, lets at least fire up the barbie, char some mammal flesh and drink copious quantities eh? And then watch the big screen At Poppa's with whores devoirs and Dagwoods. Unless youse really do wanna frolic through the woods in yer... I'm with Spaw. |
Subject: RE: BS: Male Bonding round the fire - Men only!! From: Tweed Date: 08 May 08 - 07:40 PM Hawrgs, all Canadian men ain't confused like you are they?? I listen to the Vinyl Cafe (a thinly disguised ripoff of the great Keillor) on NPR and there's another Canook show they run on Saturdays and all these hosts seem either too nice and decent or just f*cked up somehow. What the hell is going on up above the borderline?? |
Subject: RE: BS: Male Bonding round the fire - Men only!! From: Little Hawk Date: 08 May 08 - 08:10 PM No, Tweed, they are confused in other ways than me. |
Subject: RE: BS: Male Bonding round the fire - Men only!! From: Bobert Date: 08 May 08 - 09:09 PM Yo, Tweezer... I think it's all that camp fire smoke... Them Canooks fight over the choice seatin' logs downstream from the smoke... I donno myself??? Seems like the safest spot would be on the other end of the fire... And I oughtta know seein' as I've spent a life time knowing which end of the fire to be on.... But nevermind that... What I wanta know is this.... Ahhhhhhh, danged if I know... See, ya made me loose my consentration.... Now ya feel better??? |
Subject: RE: BS: Male Bonding round the fire - Men only!! From: Rapparee Date: 08 May 08 - 09:17 PM Okay, the gals are gone and guns are locked up. I can have a drink now. |
Subject: RE: BS: Male Bonding round the fire - Men only!! From: Bobert Date: 08 May 08 - 09:18 PM Here's to ya, Rap... |
Subject: RE: BS: Male Bonding round the fire - Men only!! From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 08 May 08 - 10:15 PM My son-in-law is really into the men's movement crap. He's an asshole. If he's a typical men's movement guy, I'll have no truck with it, thank you very much. Anyway, I've got several acres of my own woods to wander around naked in any time I want. |
Subject: RE: BS: Male Bonding round the fire - Men only!! From: GUEST,lox Date: 09 May 08 - 12:34 PM Lox, stalking a deer with a bow and arrow in his hand (ok just indulge the fantasy alright) overhears the sound of LH squealing like a pig ... ... Damn ... ... I told him this was a bad idea ... ... Meanwhile peace just rocked back and forth on the porch, banjo in hand, a slightly creepy smile on his otherwise expressionless face ... |
Subject: RE: BS: Male Bonding round the fire - Men only!! From: Rapparee Date: 09 May 08 - 12:57 PM Kill the pig! Kill the pig! |
Subject: RE: BS: Male Bonding round the fire - Men only!! From: topical tom Date: 09 May 08 - 01:08 PM Singing that was a very good rhyme; Sing me another one, just like the other one, Sing me another one, do ooo. There once was... (What can I say? I love the three s's-singing, suds, and sex, not necessarily in that order). |
Subject: RE: BS: Male Bonding round the fire - Men only!! From: PoppaGator Date: 09 May 08 - 01:27 PM BWL, you have my sympathy. I couldn't imagine being even halfway related to anyone who takes that shit seriously. I thought that mycommon-law son-in-law was an asshole, but he's not that insufferable. I'm in Hornets withdrawal this morning. I suppose it was inevitable that the Spurs win one at home, just as Dallas did in the first round, so I'm not too worried ~ yet. The plus side is that I put a little more time into my guitar-picking after watching that tough loss than I had been doing of late. Turned the tube off right at the final buzzer instead of obsessively watching every possible post-game show, then SportsCenter and maybe even the wee-wee-hours rebroadcast of the game. |
Subject: RE: BS: Male Bonding round the fire - Men only!! From: Amos Date: 09 May 08 - 03:58 PM Well -- I am not sure what "that shit" consists of, PG, but those I know who participated in The Mankind Project came away from their initial weekend deeply moved and dramatically changed by the experience -- more forthcoming, more honest, less assertive, and more in communication than they had been when they went in. So whatever they did it must have been some good medicine for 'em. According to those who was there, these changes were typical for over 90% of the attendees, about thirty in number for one weekend retreat. But it wasn't in the woods, it was at a camp site with cabins and bunks. Dunno about running naked, nobody said anything 'bout that. A |
Subject: RE: BS: Male Bonding round the fire - Men only!! From: Tweed Date: 09 May 08 - 04:07 PM What was wrong with 'em to begin with Amos? Were they all insane or crazed abusive people or what? Hmm...the google ad down below says "Hung Men in Speedos".... bizarre.. |
Subject: RE: BS: Male Bonding round the fire - Men only!! From: Bonzo3legs Date: 09 May 08 - 04:46 PM Male bonding is for queers. |
Subject: RE: BS: Male Bonding round the fire - Men only!! From: McGrath of Harlow Date: 09 May 08 - 04:48 PM Spookie Men's Chorale We are the spooky men We dream of mastodons Practice a serious handshake And we can grow beards if we want to... |
Subject: RE: BS: Male Bonding round the fire - Men only!! From: PoppaGator Date: 09 May 08 - 05:01 PM Amos, you almost got me to apologize and make a retraction; then I read the next couple of posts and changed my mind back again. I think Tweed is onto something in asking "What was wrong with 'em to begin with?" In my experience (or in my opinion, anyway), people who bubble over with enthusiasm over some supposedly revelatory new-age ritual are folks who were excessively clueless beforehand, and then rose to a level of awareness (both self- and other-awareness) that I would consider to be no more than "baseline," or simply normal, for an unspoiled independent adult. As always, of course, YMMV. |
Subject: RE: BS: Male Bonding round the fire - Men only!! From: Rapparee Date: 09 May 08 - 05:36 PM Iffen you guys all lived in the REAL West when Men are Men and women wear pants too, you wouldn't be runnin' around nekkid beating drums. Nope. You'd be out doin' what REAL men. You'd be hitchin' up yer gun belt, pulling yer hat down a tad to shade yer eyes from the noonday sun, loosenin' yer gun in yer holster, and moseyin' out inta the street to deal with yes, dear. I'll get right to it. Yes, I know the lawn looks awful. Right away dear. |
Subject: RE: BS: Male Bonding round the fire - Men only!! From: Donuel Date: 09 May 08 - 05:47 PM In college the dead drunks got no mercy. None of that shaving cream trick on sound sleepers could compare to "male bonding". The guys who took Ludes and drank were oblivious to being stripped and having their dick super glued to another guy's dick. When size would not allow, glueing dick to ass cheek was next best. It really was a public service... Those guys never took Ludes and drank again. This legend is 100% untrue and was cut from the movie "There's something about Mary'. ...which is also untrue. |
Subject: RE: BS: Male Bonding round the fire - Men only!! From: McGrath of Harlow Date: 09 May 08 - 05:56 PM Thank God for the Atlantic Ocean... |
Subject: RE: BS: Male Bonding round the fire - Men only!! From: GUEST,Gingganggoolygirly Date: 09 May 08 - 06:53 PM For you boys having trouble getting your fire to stay aflame. Some help from The Girl Guides There now, see how much warmer you're all feeling? ;-) |
Subject: RE: BS: Male Bonding round the fire - Men only!! From: Tweed Date: 09 May 08 - 07:31 PM Hey, those girls is bonding! google ads: Double Seat Briefs! |
Subject: RE: BS: Male Bonding round the fire - Men only!! From: GUEST,Androgynous joe clone Date: 09 May 08 - 07:32 PM To John in Kansas It's part of the recession. They know they can get the chicks for less! |
Subject: RE: BS: Male Bonding round the fire - Men only!! From: Skivee Date: 09 May 08 - 10:38 PM Burp, fart, belch, poot,braaaaat, poot, standing piss. Thank for letting me contribute to the free flow of ideas in this post. |
Subject: RE: BS: Male Bonding round the fire - Men only!! From: Little Hawk Date: 09 May 08 - 10:55 PM LOL! Well, I started this thread not because I have much, if any, interest in male bonding (Gaaaaahhh!), but just as a spinoff joke from the women only thread...and then see what happens. I must say that it has proven to be a rich subject which draws plently of response. Yes, McGrath, you should definitely thank God for the Atlantic Ocean. Get down on your knees and say three Hail Harry's at once, mate. ;-) |
Subject: RE: BS: Male Bonding round the fire - Men only!! From: John MacKenzie Date: 10 May 08 - 05:21 AM The US was a different place in the days of Hairy Arse Truman. G |
Subject: RE: BS: Male Bonding round the fire - Men only!! From: bobad Date: 10 May 08 - 08:19 AM When does the flatus ignition begin? |
Subject: RE: BS: Male Bonding round the fire - Men only!! From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 10 May 08 - 08:27 AM There was a Japanese group - can;t remember their name - which was internationally reputed to be 'cheeky, outrageous' etc. Their big stunt was doing just that bobad. Somebody brought them out to Australia, and the crowd just laughed at them, and some of the crowds even did it too! |
Subject: RE: BS: Male Bonding round the fire - Men only!! From: Rapparee Date: 10 May 08 - 10:50 AM Leave us now honor the Frenchman Le Pétomane, professional farter and entertainer, who was really Joseph Pujol (June 1, 1857 - 1945). It is said that he could reproduce the sounds of music instruments, animals, and at one time reproduced the sounds of the 1906 San Francisco Earthquake. While in the Army he entertained his buddies by sucking up water and then squirting it several yards, a feat that I doubt is even in Spaw's repetoire. |
Subject: RE: BS: Male Bonding round the fire - Men only!! From: Amos Date: 10 May 08 - 10:58 AM Now there's a male I would be very careful about bonding with. A |
Subject: RE: BS: Male Bonding round the fire - Men only!! From: gnu Date: 10 May 08 - 11:38 AM Lord dyin Moly Joseph! I'll vote for that fire now. After near summer-like weather, it's about 6C, 30kph and rainin. All the small stuff is soaked and the big stuff is runnin with sap. Pass me the gas can... I'll get er gowan... here... hold my beer. |
Subject: RE: BS: Male Bonding round the fire - Men only!! From: Rapparee Date: 10 May 08 - 11:44 AM Scout water, as we called it back in my Boy Scout daze. "A good Scout can start any fire with one match, as long as he has his Scout Water with him." |
Subject: RE: BS: Male Bonding round the fire - Men only!! From: gnu Date: 10 May 08 - 11:58 AM Hey Rap! Throw some a them 22s in the fire when the lads ain't lookin... liven things right up eh? |
Subject: RE: BS: Male Bonding round the fire - Men only!! From: Amos Date: 10 May 08 - 01:02 PM Effin' eedjits. Take the bullets off them shells afore you do that, weisenheimer. You gonna put somebody's eye out, and then everybody will be sorry... A |
Subject: RE: BS: Male Bonding round the fire - Men only!! From: John MacKenzie Date: 10 May 08 - 01:04 PM Shucks Amos, real men don't do that. G |
Subject: RE: BS: Male Bonding round the fire - Men only!! From: John Hardly Date: 10 May 08 - 01:16 PM "While in the Army he entertained his buddies by sucking up water and then squirting it several yards" One can only imagine how one might discover this ability. You realize, of course, that this means that he could propel himself in water without use of his arms or legs? |
Subject: RE: BS: Male Bonding round the fire - Men only!! From: gnu Date: 10 May 08 - 02:55 PM Effin' eedjits? Lad. Ye gotta understand what a wood fire does ta lead before brass before ye call me an ass. Now, an unopened can of beans... that could put yer eyes out. |
Subject: RE: BS: Male Bonding round the fire - Men only!! From: GUEST,Ed T Date: 10 May 08 - 07:00 PM East Coast Canada bonding/the fishing trip: A campfire around the camp, a guitar and a harmonica (canoes and fly rods in the back), plenty of black fly goop, a few jugs of mini-brew beer (substituted by local XXXX moonshine), bushnman's coffee brewing, and a donair (pita bread, onions, tomato, and donair sauce a' wait'n) on the spit. |
Subject: RE: BS: Male Bonding round the fire - Men only!! From: Amos Date: 10 May 08 - 07:03 PM IF you say so, Gnu. Throwing shells int he fire is not sompn I ever experimented with, to tell the truth. I had my reasons for this... A |
Subject: RE: BS: Male Bonding round the fire - Men only!! From: skarpi Date: 10 May 08 - 09:56 PM hmmmmm neehhh its not enought space for all my feelings in here so I just go out and run naked around the house roll me over in the grass over the dew witch lay on the grass , and then the fairy queen her self will come and kiss me :>) We Vikings think that we get a good future if we do this , so go ahead all, and try it ? you ´ll never know . its a free world is it not ? or am I wrong , hmmm I could be . ATB Skarpi Iceland |
Subject: RE: BS: Male Bonding round the fire - Men only!! From: Rapparee Date: 10 May 08 - 11:23 PM Skarpi, I come from Viking ancestry and I tried that. I ran naked and rolled around in the grass (it had been recently watered, because being in high desert country we rarely have dew). The Queen of the Fairies didn't kiss me, but golfers hit me with golf clubs until the police came. I tried to explain but they still put me in jail. Finally the judge (who was a friend of mine) had a mental examination done and since the examination showed clearly that I barely had enough of a mind to feed myself much less have a disturbance he let me off with a warning. |
Subject: RE: BS: Male Bonding round the fire - Men only!! From: John Hardly Date: 11 May 08 - 06:01 AM gotta admire stark naked honesty and self-evaluation like that. And they say men aren't introspective. |
Subject: RE: BS: Male Bonding round the fire - Men only!! From: John MacKenzie Date: 11 May 08 - 06:13 AM Did any of them golfers get a hole in one, Rap? G |
Subject: RE: BS: Male Bonding round the fire - Men only!! From: skarpi Date: 11 May 08 - 06:44 AM hæ Rap , I hope you did on the night time ? runnin naked should be done on night time ? about 5 in the morning ATB Skarpi |
Subject: RE: BS: Male Bonding round the fire - Men only!! From: Rapparee Date: 11 May 08 - 08:43 AM Oh. Around 5 in the morning, huh? Not at 10:30 in the morning while a golf tournament is in session. Okay, I'll try it again. |
Subject: RE: BS: Male Bonding round the fire - Men only!! From: John MacKenzie Date: 11 May 08 - 10:04 AM I bet that took balls, Rap. G |
Subject: RE: BS: Male Bonding round the fire - Men only!! From: Little Hawk Date: 11 May 08 - 01:14 PM 100! 100 posts of utter bollocks. Well done, lads. |
Subject: RE: BS: Male Bonding round the fire - Men only!! From: Amos Date: 11 May 08 - 01:14 PM Rebonding and rebounding in one fell foop!! A |