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Subject: RE: BS: Men's Mudcat From: WyoWoman Date: 04 Jul 00 - 04:54 PM And Catspaw can teach all y'all to make that cool noise he does with his hand in his armpit and you can put it in at the end of each verse ... Oh. That wasn't your hand and armpit? oh ... unh ... Hey, I was voted Saucy Wench of the Month when I worked for the Oklahoma Historical Society. Of course, the competition only went on for a month ... But I was deeply, I say, deeply honored. ... WW |
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Subject: RE: BS: Men's Mudcat From: Amergin Date: 04 Jul 00 - 05:40 PM Well, look at it this way, you're the undefeated "Saucy Wench of the Month". |
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Subject: RE: BS: Men's Mudcat From: wysiwyg Date: 04 Jul 00 - 05:44 PM I hope it will be a lot like THE MAN SHOW on the comedy channel. So educational. Go, men! ~S~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Men's Mudcat From: Amergin Date: 04 Jul 00 - 05:51 PM NO it'll be more like the Red Green Show on PBS. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Men's Mudcat From: Mbo Date: 04 Jul 00 - 05:56 PM I miss the women already... --Mbo |
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Subject: RE: BS: Men's Mudcat From: wysiwyg Date: 04 Jul 00 - 05:58 PM I am confident these can be blended to good effect, and kicked up an Emeril-notch too. No I did NOT say to kick someone in the notch. OK. I'll leave now. Even tho I was once made an honorary man by the men's support group I visited. (And I have a penis too, a little soft-sculpture one my friend made me years ago to use in the corporate world to reassure men that it's OK for me to be there at the Big Table.) But hey. I know only Real Men can be at the Mudmen Lounge. ~S~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Men's Mudcat From: GUEST,Joerg Date: 04 Jul 00 - 09:04 PM That sounds good. I know a Dr. h.c. degree (although I don't know whether this is used everywhere) - some Mr. h.c. is new to me... :D Joerg |
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Subject: RE: BS: Men's Mudcat From: Áine Date: 04 Jul 00 - 09:20 PM Alright! I'm so glad to see you guys getting this Men's thing together. Ladies -- this is our chance to cross-dress and crash the party! I've got the cheap wigs and spirit gum ready to roll -- who's coming with me?? -- Áine ;-) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Men's Mudcat From: Amergin Date: 04 Jul 00 - 09:40 PM Does that mean I can crossdress and crash yours? Amergin |
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Subject: RE: BS: Men's Mudcat From: rangeroger Date: 04 Jul 00 - 09:44 PM Always remember the Oath of Men's Anonymous; "I am a man, but I can change. If I have to." rr |
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Subject: RE: BS: Men's Mudcat From: Áine Date: 04 Jul 00 - 09:45 PM Dear Amergin, ;-) You betcha!! But remember, that'll mean shaving your legs (at least)! -- Áine |
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Subject: RE: BS: Men's Mudcat From: Little Neophyte Date: 04 Jul 00 - 09:46 PM Aines, can I come as a transvestite? My voice is deep and I have big feet. Bonnie |
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Subject: RE: BS: Men's Mudcat From: Amergin Date: 04 Jul 00 - 09:50 PM Aine, But if I pretend to be from Texas, I won't have to shave my legs... Amergin |
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Subject: RE: BS: Men's Mudcat From: Áine Date: 04 Jul 00 - 09:56 PM Yeah right, Amergin, but you will have to wear those cute little puke green cowboy boots with a fringed skirt . . . -- Áine |
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Subject: RE: BS: Men's Mudcat From: Amergin Date: 04 Jul 00 - 10:23 PM It also means I won't have to shave my beard either... But yeah I think I can go for one of those outfits... Amergin |
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Subject: RE: BS: Men's Mudcat From: catspaw49 Date: 05 Jul 00 - 01:13 AM Hey!! Now here's an idea forming......A New CLUB!!!.........LET'S ALL SHAVE EVERYTHING!!! Then we get out the Wesson Oil....... OKAY....So its a different kind of club that shows complete disrespect for all genders. I figure if we get enough of us slimed up good in Wesson in a big rubber room, we can get on with a lot of SERIOUS disrespectin'......at least til our age begins to show. Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: Men's Mudcat From: katlaughing Date: 05 Jul 00 - 01:43 AM Spaw....it's gotta be Puritan oil...sheesh! Thought you'd know that!**BG** |
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Subject: RE: BS: Men's Mudcat From: catspaw49 Date: 05 Jul 00 - 01:47 AM Well geeziz kat....I don't care if its Castrol 10-40 Syntec. I just want to get on with the disrespectin' part!!! Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: Men's Mudcat From: Seamus Kennedy Date: 05 Jul 00 - 02:07 AM You know, this went from a great idea of fraternal exclusivity for the boys, to a place where everybody's allowed in. Where the hell would this country be if we let eveyrbody in??!! I don't wanna play any more. So there! Girls in our tree house..what next I ask you? And Catspaw, if everyone's naked and covered in oil, how could we tell the boys from the girls, huh? Seamus |
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Subject: RE: BS: Men's Mudcat From: wysiwyg Date: 05 Jul 00 - 06:54 AM I dunno, I am still stuck on the following vision: All the men of Mudcat (you know who you are), as a partially in-drag chorus but with the beards, definitely, at the Girl Party they crashed (by special invite), singing "Did Ah Shave Mah Laigs For This?" That is an Event Photo opportunity I would pay to see. ~S~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Men's Mudcat From: catspaw49 Date: 05 Jul 00 - 10:23 AM Seamus ol buddy, uh.....well,look......like maybe we need to talk........... Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: Men's Mudcat From: sledge Date: 05 Jul 00 - 10:33 AM I'd wear a dress, but the beard deffinatley stays. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Men's Mudcat From: Homeless Date: 05 Jul 00 - 10:45 AM I've been know to wear a skirt when contradancing. But, like sledge, the beard definitely stays. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Men's Mudcat From: Mbo Date: 05 Jul 00 - 10:55 AM Same here with the beard...but can I wear a kilt and still have it count? --Mbo |
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Subject: RE: BS: Men's Mudcat From: Amergin Date: 05 Jul 00 - 11:40 AM Uh, Seamus, if you can't tell the difference between a woman and a man...well, maybe Spaw should show you some pictures....and explain the story of the birds and the bees toyou while he's at it.... Amergin |
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Subject: RE: BS: Men's Mudcat From: Irish Rover Date: 05 Jul 00 - 12:24 PM this thread has seriously degenerated what can I do to help???? Seamus You're Irish lad what's wrong here? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Men's Mudcat From: SINSULL Date: 05 Jul 00 - 09:32 PM Mbo, Does what count? And are you going to shave your legs?
Seamus, Why do you need a Male Mudcat in the first place? Are you too good for us? I thought my days of being locked out of the tree house were over.
SINSULL |
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Subject: RE: BS: Men's Mudcat From: Amergin Date: 05 Jul 00 - 11:01 PM You can be an honorary man if you pass the test... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Men's Mudcat From: Mbo Date: 05 Jul 00 - 11:03 PM For your first test, you must name at least 5 Yardbirds songs... --Mbo |
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Subject: RE: BS: Men's Mudcat From: Amergin Date: 05 Jul 00 - 11:09 PM Then there's that test with the ewe.... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Men's Mudcat From: sophocleese Date: 05 Jul 00 - 11:09 PM That's it I'm gone! I was already to start growing my beard again too. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Men's Mudcat From: Seamus Kennedy Date: 06 Jul 00 - 03:27 AM Sinsull, we need a club where we can make the boy noises that girls just can't make. Like pppplllllpppphhhhhtttttt! And thbbthbbthbbthbb! and all those neat cops and robber and cowboy gunshot bangs like Kerpow! and Ka blam! with lots of guttural explosions and spit flying everywhere, and...and...and....farts and burps. Thank you, I feel better now. All the best. Seamus |
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Subject: RE: BS: Men's Mudcat From: bbelle Date: 06 Jul 00 - 09:39 AM ... and you will need "drrrrrdrs" ... the sounds made when blowing paper towel, toilet paper, or christmas paper rolls. I will start saving mine for you ... let me know where to send them ... moonchild |
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Subject: RE: BS: Men's Mudcat From: SINSULL Date: 06 Jul 00 - 10:18 AM Seamus, Where do you find these women who look the same as men when coated with oil and are incapable of farting, burping, spitting, etc.? Granted, we generally do not approach such activities with quite the enthusiasm you and Spaw throw into it, but "incapable"? But if playing in your treehouse means that I have to listen to the Yardbirds, tolerate foul odors and noises on a regular basis, and cozy up to a ewe, I'll keep to the female side of the cafe. I was looking forward to Spaw's "show and tell" hour with Seamus though. SS
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Subject: RE: BS: Men's Mudcat From: Peter T. Date: 06 Jul 00 - 11:12 AM Sinsull, so were we all. I remember my grade 7 gym teacher showing us one of those great syphilis films of the 1960's (the one where the girl comes to town with her own drum kit, and wanders off to the next town at the end of the film, followed by the drum kit), and afterwards he introduced the health teacher who was supposed to tell us about human plumbing, and he fled from the room as she began to talk. He couldn't take the pressure. I understand that CP has already begun boning up for the lecture -- I use the verb in its original sense, of course. All I know is that he says we are supposed to bring a cabbage leaf to class. yours, Peter T. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Men's Mudcat From: SINSULL Date: 06 Jul 00 - 11:24 AM Peter, The cabbage leaf is for the farting class! They don't want us (females) at either! HHMMMFFF SS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Men's Mudcat From: catspaw49 Date: 06 Jul 00 - 11:28 AM Actually Peter, an appropriately sized lettuce leaf would go well with the oil....You bring the vinegar. See, I was just trying to be all inclusive ala Shambles thread about "lumpers & splitters"...which somehow makes me think of bowel movements instead of social decisions...but now I am becoming troubled by the lack of knowledge on some folk's parts regarding their parts, and the inability to part with the hairy bits on the part of others. Partly. I mean like, who wants to roll around all slimied up and disrespectin' the daylights out of each other with people who can't lose the beard, leg hair, and all that? And no damn kilts either. Maybe we do need a class on this...... Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: Men's Mudcat From: Peter T. Date: 06 Jul 00 - 11:36 AM In the immortal words of the teacher in Dobie Gillis: "Now class -- and I use the term advisedly...." yours, Peter T. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Men's Mudcat From: bbelle Date: 06 Jul 00 - 12:55 PM Dear Stalwart Men Mudcatters ... Remember - Hair is a renewable resource - it grows back! Well, at least it does on most body parts. Perhaps a Team Building Event would be in order ... shaving each other's backs or a Seminar on ... condomology. The possibilities are endless, but you might want to engage a woman activities director, given the fact that our imaginations are so, shall be say "colorful" ... moonchild |
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Subject: RE: BS: Men's Mudcat From: Amergin Date: 06 Jul 00 - 01:20 PM Are you asking for the job? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Men's Mudcat From: bbelle Date: 06 Jul 00 - 01:33 PM Well, sure ... 'spaw has volunteered to perform "moral" surgery on me so I see no reason to decline your generous offer. Not to be gauche, but are you offering a salary or will I be working for gratuities and out of the goodness of my heart? moonchild |
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Subject: RE: BS: Men's Mudcat From: catspaw49 Date: 06 Jul 00 - 01:44 PM Oh let's just say you're working for tips Moon. Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: Men's Mudcat From: bbelle Date: 06 Jul 00 - 01:56 PM Of course! Being around all you handsome, witty, intelligent men should be rewarding enough. How silly of me ... "Tips" ... hmmmmm ... let's see, now, there's tip of the hat, tip of the barrel, tip-off, tip one's hat, tip toe through the tulips, tip of the iceberg ... to which "tips" would you be referring? The burning question, now, is ... with all the above mentioned attributes, can I count on Senseitivity, too? moonchild |
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Subject: RE: BS: Men's Mudcat From: catspaw49 Date: 06 Jul 00 - 02:42 PM Sensitivity? I've been known to cry at the drop of a hat. I once dropped an expensive Stetson in a hog trough and cried like a baby for weeks. I had it cleaned and reblocked by an Albanian fishmonger who was apprenticing in the trade, but it was never the same. I think it was because he replaced the genuine pheasant band with one made out of carp gills, but whatever he did, the panache was gone. And Moon.....I've always loved women for their mind. Well, more like, I've always loved women who didn't mind......Especially the ones who didn't mind the smell of that hat. Ya' see, the carp hadn't been preserved and after a few weeks the odor was right fierce. Did I mention what happened to the rattlesnake boots when I went to retrieve the hat? Yeah, well, uh, they got to be pretty ripe too. Spaw Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: Men's Mudcat From: wysiwyg Date: 06 Jul 00 - 04:59 PM Spaw, don't most men have a DIFFERENT name than their own for the lil guy? Or is that your own evil evil twin twin signing signing your your name there there? ~S~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Men's Mudcat From: catspaw49 Date: 06 Jul 00 - 05:03 PM Just my exuberant personality coming through........Like I said, I call mine Joe Smackers; Mick refers to his as Big Ed and I gather Meebo calls his Mini. Spaw....and his buddy Joe |
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Subject: RE: BS: Men's Mudcat From: Mbo Date: 06 Jul 00 - 05:11 PM PLease, Spaw, it's Gengolfus. --Mbo |
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Subject: RE: BS: Men's Mudcat From: wysiwyg Date: 06 Jul 00 - 05:12 PM So.... do women ever get to do the naming? I guess not. I guess one without still a name, by the time a woman would think about, it would be an impossibility. At least very unlikely. Nicknames, though? What about Multiple Personalities? Oh my. I'll have to see what Hardi thinks I guess. Never mind. ~S~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Men's Mudcat From: Irish Rover Date: 06 Jul 00 - 05:22 PM I did not name mine though it has had several different names as degree of passion with in the relationships varied. I prefer to let the ladies call it what they will as long as they call it! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Men's Mudcat From: Amergin Date: 06 Jul 00 - 05:34 PM I call mine Donald the Hammer or the Selfish Giant..... |