BS: Pubic information service

Subject: RE: BS: Pubic information service
From: Peace
Date: 08 Apr 05 - 07:08 PM

Here's what a few unnamed folks wanna know.

Have a nice day, all.

Subject: RE: BS: Pubic information service
From: Peace
Date: 08 Apr 05 - 07:09 PM

Good one, Bill. LOL

Subject: RE: BS: Pubic information service
From: Davetnova
Date: 08 Apr 05 - 07:10 PM

please don't step on mine.

Subject: RE: BS: Pubic information service
From: Peace
Date: 08 Apr 05 - 07:11 PM

Then tie the thing 'round your ankle, ya daft bugger.

Subject: RE: BS: Pubic information service
From: PoppaGator
Date: 08 Apr 05 - 07:12 PM

i have enough trouble not stepping on my own

Subject: RE: BS: Pubic information service
From: Peace
Date: 08 Apr 05 - 07:13 PM

See advice I gave to Davetnova, PG.

Subject: RE: BS: Pubic information service
From: freda underhill
Date: 08 Apr 05 - 07:14 PM

LtS, until your post of 08 Apr 05 - 03:04 AM , i didnt understand what this post was about.

i also dont understand why some people seem to take on a role of "moral guardian" of mudcat and condemn humour, just as george bush thinks he's a moral guardian of the world (and with a name like that).

my first thought was that i never studied english history, i just thought some of you were being cavalier with your comments. now i understand that history, like everything else, is a freudian code for life.

Subject: RE: BS: Pubic information service
From: Peace
Date: 08 Apr 05 - 07:33 PM

http://www.cirp.org/library/statistics/

Subject: RE: BS: Pubic information service
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 08 Apr 05 - 07:34 PM

I just wrap mine a few times round my neck, then over my shoulder, and depending on the weather, a few times around my waist. Any leftover length, I just stuff in my cat pocket.















I've always liked long scarves, ever since I first watched Dr Who.

Subject: RE: BS: Pubic information service
From: Peace
Date: 08 Apr 05 - 07:36 PM

Should it have been Dr Who or Dr Whom?

Subject: RE: BS: Pubic information service
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 08 Apr 05 - 07:56 PM

Sorry Brucie - I think the Current Pedantic English Thread is elewhere....

Subject: RE: BS: Pubic information service
From: Amos
Date: 08 Apr 05 - 07:58 PM

The Cavliers were ruffer, as I recall, while the Roundheads are thought to be more garbed and hooded in their approaches, although this may just be camouflage to make it easier to get close.

And as for who should not be a-skin' Bruce, a roundhead feels at home being all askin. and a cavalier feels it has, well, drawbacks, so to speak.

But why either category should constitute a barrier to entry, in social circles of the most revered -- if most horizontal -- sort , well, I don't understand that at all. But, if there is a moral to the moralistic puffery entered herein, it is that roundhead or cavalier, whatever is discussed, someone will find a way to look down on it. Not to put too fine a point on things.

A

Subject: RE: BS: Pubic information service
From: Peace
Date: 08 Apr 05 - 07:59 PM

That should be 'elsewhere', Foolestroupe. LOL

Subject: RE: BS: Pubic information service
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 08 Apr 05 - 08:03 PM

You dood it again Brucie!

Subject: RE: BS: Pubic information service
From: Peace
Date: 08 Apr 05 - 08:08 PM

LLO

You have the kind of humour I knew would not be offended, Robin. Thank you.

Subject: RE: BS: Pubic information service
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 08 Apr 05 - 08:30 PM

Okay, now that I understand the question I can answer it.

Subject: RE: BS: Pubic information service
From: katlaughing
Date: 08 Apr 05 - 11:32 PM

Spaw had to use a tripod to hold it up for a pee off a bridge and even then it was draggin' in the mud w-a-y down below...mud all over his dangly bits!

Subject: RE: BS: Pubic information service
From: harpgirl
Date: 08 Apr 05 - 11:37 PM

I like my sweatshirt hoods off.

Subject: RE: BS: Pubic information service
From: LadyJean
Date: 09 Apr 05 - 12:08 AM

Pubic wasn't a missprint. I don't know why I should be surprised to see this.
Many years ago, the little paper I was writing for was taken over by a British firm. I was told to write up Christenings.
Which was fine for the Catholics and Episcopalians in my area, but not so good for the Swedenborgians, and then there was the very large Jewish population.
I finally asked my airhead editor if she wanted me to do brises too. (A bris being the Jewish circumcision rite.) She said, brightly, "Well, I guess they had baptism back in Bible times too."
I did not do brises.

Subject: RE: BS: Pubic information service
From: Big Mick
Date: 09 Apr 05 - 12:40 AM

I don't think that Big Ed, god of thunder is such a cutesie little name...

Mick

Subject: RE: BS: Pubic information service
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 09 Apr 05 - 06:43 PM

Only when it's been overstressed, and is felling quite Thor Mick

Don T.

Subject: RE: BS: Pubic information service
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 09 Apr 05 - 06:46 PM

Damn these sneaky typos! Feeling quite Thor, not felling........Ooh! I don't know tho'. That WOULD account for the stress.

DT

Subject: RE: BS: Pubic information service
From: GUEST,MBSLynne
Date: 10 Apr 05 - 08:52 AM

LOL!!! guys..this is better! This is the sort of silly, friendly humourous response we were anticipating. You're right PoppaGator...it's not the men to blame for the criticism mostly. And for those who didn't understand the question in the first place...maybe that's because the poster was being 'subtle'? I hope she hasn't abandoned this thread because of the original Flak. I shall PM her to make sure she's reading it now

Love Lynne

Subject: RE: BS: Pubic information service
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 10 Apr 05 - 09:17 AM

It's like adolescence! Once you have worked out what it's for, all you have to do is find a way to use it.

Don T.

Subject: RE: BS: Pubic information service
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 10 Apr 05 - 10:50 AM

As GBS said "Youth is wasted on the young"
Playing the oboe is the same, learning the fingering is quite easy, it's blowing it properly that takes practice!
Giok ¦¬]

Subject: RE: BS: Pubic information service
From: SINSULL
Date: 10 Apr 05 - 12:21 PM

That's from a man's perspective, Giok.

Much ado about nothing, eh?

Whenever I describe the Getaway sleeping arrangments to a newbie I am forced to recall my first meeting with Micca, the Wild Man. Ladies and gents share a shower room which is equipped with mirrors at both ends. So there I am brushing my teeth and attempting to wake up when in walks Micca in the all-together. And with strategically placed mirrors I am treated to a coming and going vista. My only reaction? "He's not circumcized!"

Sorry, Miss Phiddle. Since this event did not take place in the Chat Room and since multiple other 'Catters were there to witness the event, I did not feel I was breaking a confidence by telling all.

SINS, who has seen and test run both but has no preference.

Subject: RE: BS: Pubic information service
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 10 Apr 05 - 12:53 PM

So no testes results then Sins.
G ¦¬]

Subject: RE: BS: Pubic information service
From: SINSULL
Date: 10 Apr 05 - 01:16 PM

Nope. No peckering order.

Subject: RE: BS: Pubic information service
From: GUEST
Date: 10 Apr 05 - 03:49 PM

Who shaves their pubic hair?

Subject: RE: BS: Pubic information service
From: GUEST
Date: 10 Apr 05 - 05:14 PM

People with crabs?

Subject: RE: BS: Pubic information service
From: Peace
Date: 10 Apr 05 - 05:15 PM

I did once when I had crabs. Stoopid. Itched like a bugger growing back in. I'll post pics later. Oh, hell, here they are.

BC (before crabs).

AD (after the shave).

Subject: RE: BS: Pubic information service
From: GUEST,lalala
Date: 10 Apr 05 - 05:38 PM

Metions that often does she not.

Subject: RE: BS: Pubic information service
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 10 Apr 05 - 08:21 PM

I ignored this thread until now because I wasn't interested in a "public information service" discussion. All Dyslexic catters raise your hands! Now that I've visited, I can't see what everyone got so prick-ly about. ;->

SRS

Subject: RE: BS: Pubic information service
From: jacqui.c
Date: 10 Apr 05 - 08:30 PM

Yep - tried both and no preference - variety can be the spice of life.

Problem with shaving is it all gets itchy when it grows back.

Brucie - LEAVE THE CLICKIES ALONE!!!!!!! LOL

Subject: RE: BS: Pubic information service
From: Peace
Date: 10 Apr 05 - 08:43 PM

For jacqui.

Orange, Kiwi

OK. Get it? LOLOLOL I made a funny. LOL

(Gotta change my meds.)

Subject: RE: BS: Pubic information service
From: SINSULL
Date: 10 Apr 05 - 08:49 PM

Help! I don't get it. Orange kiwi????

Subject: RE: BS: Pubic information service
From: Peace
Date: 10 Apr 05 - 08:52 PM

O   range
K   iwi

OK. jacqui had asked me to lay off the blue clickie. Sent her a blue clickie to say OK. (It's the meds.)

Subject: RE: BS: Pubic information service
From: Peace
Date: 10 Apr 05 - 08:55 PM

It was funny at the time. Just like the night that Tom ######## was passed out and we shaved half his mustache. He had been very proud of that mustache. It was funny at the time. Like the time we sent Tom (another Tom) a telegram that read, "Please ignore first telegram." It was just one of those things. Lucky for us he calmed down by the time he saw us again. He was a very HUGE man.

Subject: RE: BS: Pubic information service
From: Peace
Date: 10 Apr 05 - 08:58 PM

Oh, yeah. We hadn't SENT a first telegram. He drove close to a hundred miles lookin' for the first telegram. Never did find it despite tracers put out by Western Union and CN/CP Telecommunications.

Subject: RE: BS: Pubic information service
From: jacqui.c
Date: 10 Apr 05 - 11:22 PM

Nice one Brucie. I love a man with a screwy sense of humour.

Subject: RE: BS: Pubic information service
From: Peace
Date: 10 Apr 05 - 11:24 PM

You gotta be in seventh heaven with Kendall then.

Subject: RE: BS: Pubic information service
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 10 Apr 05 - 11:29 PM

Jacqui, Nads or waxing is much better than shaving. Nads is the best of the two.

SRS

Subject: RE: BS: Pubic information service
From: The Shambles
Date: 11 Apr 05 - 03:08 AM

I hate to break it to the newer members, but there are actually a few community expectations here, and I'm sure I'm not the only one who recalls a time when most members not only knew them but respected them.

~Susan

Certain long-term members have done exactly as they wished and have never respected any community expectations here. Sadly they have set this example and incited everyone else to follow.

Chatrooms are for short one-line stuff - based on WHO is saying something. The discussion forum (yes even the B/S section) are about WHAT is being said. It is possible to still be humourous in both areas but still respect the difference between them.

Back to the members...........

Subject: RE: BS: Pubic information service
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 11 Apr 05 - 04:24 AM

I think the term 'wet blanket' would be appropriiate at this time.
G..

Subject: RE: BS: Pubic information service
From:
Date: 11 Apr 05 - 04:43 AM

No problem SINS....Micca tells the story himself when he's a few alcoholic beverages! I think circumcision is more common in the USA then it is in America...I must have led a sheltered and innocent life as I have never seen a circumsized one!

On the topic of shaving pubic hair.....why not...you can shave it into all sorts of shapes...triangles and landing strips!...

Subject: RE: BS: Pubic information service
From: Micca
Date: 11 Apr 05 - 04:56 AM

Brucie, when we sent a similar telegram it read, " Ignore previous telegram all may yet be well" it caused a lot of consternation.
as to SRS's "Nads" link, it would be funny if they sponsored a football team, what the chant would be? "Go......"

Subject: RE: BS: Pubic information service
From: GUEST
Date: 11 Apr 05 - 05:13 AM

Slight thread creep, but you should have seen my cousin when we shaved his eyebrows when he got blind drunk one night.

Boy, was he surprised the next morning - but you couldn't tell to look at him.

Subject: RE: BS: Pubic information service
From: jacqui.c
Date: 11 Apr 05 - 08:13 AM

"You gotta be in seventh heaven with Kendall then. "

Brucie - that's one of the reasons I married him!

Subject: RE: BS: Pubic information service
From: GUEST,ZXs
Date: 11 Apr 05 - 08:17 AM

And some of the other reasons?

Subject: RE: BS: Pubic information service
From: GUEST,Bill the Collie
Date: 11 Apr 05 - 08:18 AM

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