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Subject: RE: . From: Rapparee Date: 09 Jul 07 - 12:36 PM Ah, a midsummer night's dream. |
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Subject: RE: . From: JennyO Date: 09 Jul 07 - 11:12 AM You can say that again. |
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Subject: RE: . From: Georgiansilver Date: 09 Jul 07 - 11:11 AM come again? |
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Subject: RE: . From: John Hardly Date: 09 Jul 07 - 10:35 AM ^ ^ ^ premature ejaculation. |
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Subject: RE: . From: John Hardly Date: 09 Jul 07 - 10:34 AM wa-HOO!! ...300!!! |
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Subject: RE: . From: gnu Date: 09 Jul 07 - 09:49 AM Nope. I had no idea. |
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Subject: RE: . From: Rapparee Date: 09 Jul 07 - 09:13 AM Did you know? |
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Subject: RE: . From: Georgiansilver Date: 09 Jul 07 - 05:00 AM I love fowl jokes |
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Subject: RE: . From: JennyO Date: 09 Jul 07 - 03:16 AM No.... One of its legs is both the same. |
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Subject: RE: . From: Georgiansilver Date: 09 Jul 07 - 02:39 AM neither, it's both different anyway! |
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Subject: RE: . From: JennyO Date: 09 Jul 07 - 02:18 AM What's the difference between half a hen? |
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Subject: RE: . From: Peace Date: 09 Jul 07 - 12:39 AM Y'all be doin' right good keeping this useless thread goin'! See you down the line. |
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Subject: RE: . From: Peace Date: 09 Jul 07 - 12:35 AM Because . . . . |
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Subject: RE: . From: frogprince Date: 08 Jul 07 - 11:41 PM Why a duck? |
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Subject: RE: . From: Severn Date: 08 Jul 07 - 10:33 PM Yes, but some of my "facts" were only Historectomy, that is to say, History once removed. That still counts, hunh? Or maybe it was re-sent passed history. Whatever, the facts didn't get in the way, I hope. However, newspapers DO make money on such stuff, and that IS value... |
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Subject: RE: . From: cookster Date: 08 Jul 07 - 10:06 PM The moon,s not made of rock, it's made of cheese. |
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Subject: RE: . From: bobad Date: 08 Jul 07 - 08:18 PM "The moons not yellow, it's chicken." BD |
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Subject: RE: . From: gnu Date: 08 Jul 07 - 08:06 PM Yeeeees by'. Seems to be far much too much sense being made here lately, what with FACTS being thrown about and all. Recall the very first post and be true: "If you have something to say that is of no worth or value, please post it here." |
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Subject: RE: . From: Rapparee Date: 08 Jul 07 - 06:41 PM I had one once, but we were so poor we had to sell it in order to buy the wall we had our backs to. The wolf was at the door, so we ate it. |
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Subject: RE: . From: Georgiansilver Date: 08 Jul 07 - 05:25 PM What was the war movie where the actors kept pulling faces.....was it "The Gurns of Navarone"? |
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Subject: RE: . From: John Hardly Date: 08 Jul 07 - 05:21 PM They're marketing a new paper towel. They're calling it... ab-Zorba deGrease Just trying to bring this thread in line with the "Greatest Movies of All Time" thread. It needed alignment. |
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Subject: RE: . From: Rapparee Date: 08 Jul 07 - 04:30 PM A Musing? Like poetry? |
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Subject: RE: . From: Georgiansilver Date: 08 Jul 07 - 04:24 PM Why..... was there something amusing?........ |
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Subject: RE: . From: autolycus Date: 08 Jul 07 - 04:15 PM At the risk of saying something of value, isn't anything amusing of worth and thus not suitable for this thread? I may be missing something here. Like a life. Ivor |
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Subject: RE: . From: cookster Date: 08 Jul 07 - 03:42 PM Really they can be. |
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Subject: RE: . From: cookster Date: 08 Jul 07 - 12:35 PM And then again they can be a Titanic problem. |
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Subject: RE: . From: Georgiansilver Date: 08 Jul 07 - 10:23 AM The Titanic jokes always go down well. |
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Subject: RE: . From: Severn Date: 08 Jul 07 - 10:21 AM Duh! (slaps forehead) Of corpse he is! Down with his ship, nearer his God to thee and all that stuff. I must've seen it in at least two movies!..... Good point, cookster!....And a child shall lead us! What was I thinking? What!?!?-WAS I thinking?.... It was those OTHER Captain Smiths that either got their life spared by Polka-Haunt-Us and then signed her into a motel using his real name or else finally squared things up with one Unfortunate Miss Bailey. How could I ever forget? (A question that leads to the conclusion that I've even forgotten HOW to forget, but somehow managed to do so despite myself. A Senior Moment to the second power!) |
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Subject: RE: . From: gnu Date: 08 Jul 07 - 10:11 AM That's not the point. |
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Subject: RE: . From: cookster Date: 08 Jul 07 - 09:41 AM He's dead...... |
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Subject: RE: . From: Severn Date: 08 Jul 07 - 07:10 AM "With a Tao, Rao, Rao, The Brittish Grenadiers...." ....But maybe it was a Cow-Tipping good (ol') time! Something some American kids do when they're a bit tipsy, themselves. But there's no use in crying over spilt milk.....Or if you drink Skim, split milk. Dairy goes! Dare she goes!..... "Dairy down, down, down, dairy down....." But, we knew we could count on you when the chips were down. Of course, when the chips are down, it means the cows have been eating the geese again. ...(HOLY COW! I haven't thought of THAT joke since I was back in Bovinity School!) While you're at it, though, don't forget the tip of your waitress, your hat and the iceberg. (You've gotta be careful tipping icebergs though, just ask Cap'n Smith of the Titanic)..... |
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Subject: RE: . From: autolycus Date: 08 Jul 07 - 06:00 AM If it's a 'tao-tapping good time', then it is not the Tao. Tiao, baby. |
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Subject: RE: . From: John Hardly Date: 07 Jul 07 - 10:30 PM more likely a keg-tapping good time. |
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Subject: RE: . From: Rapparee Date: 07 Jul 07 - 10:22 PM Was it a tao-tapping good time? |
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Subject: RE: . From: Peace Date: 07 Jul 07 - 08:44 PM That I would believe, Severn. |
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Subject: RE: . From: Severn Date: 07 Jul 07 - 08:43 PM I went to an Old Time Fiddler's convention in a Galax far away, once. |
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Subject: RE: . From: Severn Date: 07 Jul 07 - 08:40 PM I've had the Bacon Of Rath, but never their grapes. Because the pigs involved could no longer go Oink, I guess. |
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Subject: RE: . From: autolycus Date: 07 Jul 07 - 07:21 PM Q. Why do pigs go 'oink'? A. Because they are pigs. That's what pigs do. The Caspian Sea is a greater sculptor t - no, that's making sense. My left slipper is a greater sculptor than it isn't. Damn, it's still making sense, so it might have value/worth. Errrrrrrrrrrrm - tables do fine potatoes make. There, that should do it. Trouble is, it made me laugh, so IT BLOODY HAD VALUE. Thind is , when you're a taoist, there's no sich thung os 'no value'. (Curtain) Ivor |
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Subject: RE: . From: cookster Date: 07 Jul 07 - 06:35 PM No not quite. |
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Subject: RE: . From: Georgiansilver Date: 07 Jul 07 - 06:33 PM Long ago in a distaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaant galaxy faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar away...is that far enough? |
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Subject: RE: . From: cookster Date: 07 Jul 07 - 06:29 PM Long ago in a galaxy far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far away................................ .................................................................... That's far away!!!!! |
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Subject: RE: . From: Peace Date: 07 Jul 07 - 06:27 PM There is a new "Grapes of Wrath" in the making here . . . . |
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Subject: RE: . From: John Hardly Date: 07 Jul 07 - 06:24 PM ...a family drove down from Canada, hoping the old Ford would stay together long enough to get them to Nashville. |
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Subject: RE: . From: cookster Date: 07 Jul 07 - 06:21 PM Long ago in a galaxy far far away....... |
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Subject: RE: . From: Severn Date: 07 Jul 07 - 08:12 AM "SNORRO! She makes the sign of the Z! SNORRO (Snorro) SNORRO (Snorro) SNORRO......... From "Eh?" to ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ in two seconds! Not bad! Of course, most of those who fight duels with swords only need one second. Elle Snorro must've gone BACK for seconds! Rock back to sleep and rejoin with rejoinders when you awake!...... |
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Subject: RE: . From: Georgiansilver Date: 07 Jul 07 - 07:31 AM Ugh....was at the gym at 8am...showered and shopping by 10.30am...don't waste your Saturday....HEY ROCK CHICK...WAKE UP...I'M TALKING TO YOU.....GET OUT OF YOUR PIT YOU IDLE...er.....emmm.......oh what the heck. Enjoy your rest/sleep. Great thread this....or is it? Nice one Brucie... Best wishes, Mike. |
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Subject: RE: . From: rock chick Date: 07 Jul 07 - 06:06 AM getting out of bed.......No second thoughts its Saturday!! Zzzzzz |
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Subject: RE: . From: Georgiansilver Date: 07 Jul 07 - 04:14 AM Rather a beer than a bier eh? |
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Subject: RE: . From: gnu Date: 07 Jul 07 - 03:59 AM Well, at least it's the most. |
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Subject: RE: . From: Liz the Squeak Date: 07 Jul 07 - 03:29 AM Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr LTS |
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