Funny Bumper Stickers!

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Pelrad
Date: 21 Jul 99 - 11:35 PM

"Honk if you're sentient" "My reality check bounced"

And on a t-shirt: "Archaeologists will date any old thing."

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Paul Jay
Date: 21 Jul 99 - 10:45 PM

My lovely wife got me a Tee shirt and a sweat shirt that says "I Fish Therefore I Am"

Paul

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Ferret
Date: 21 Jul 99 - 10:15 PM

My all time best bumper sticker is

'Guy Forks were are you when we need you'

&

'Guy Forks the last man to enter parliament with honest intent'

All the best

Ferret

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: jon a
Date: 21 Jul 99 - 09:23 PM

My all time favourite is "It is difficult to explain to white mice that black cats are lucky!". another old one "Preserve wildlife-pickle a squirrel". also "Yea though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I shall fear no evil---For I am the meanest S.O.B. that ever walked in the valley."

"Sado-masochism means never having to say you are sorry1"

"Traffic wardens are nice people---p.s. back in 5 minutes!"

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: LEJ
Date: 21 Jul 99 - 11:58 AM

"Your body is a temple- Mine is an amusement park"

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: katlaughing
Date: 20 Jul 99 - 09:20 PM

"Divers do it deeper!"

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Bert
Date: 13 Jul 99 - 01:37 PM

Saw one this morning that should appeal to Mudcatters.

LUV ART

Bert.

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: katlaughing
Date: 08 Jul 99 - 11:20 AM

Thanks! Annap. I knew I'd read somewhere on here, before. I love the idea of both! And would never judge all by a few.

kat

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: annamill
Date: 08 Jul 99 - 09:57 AM

Hi Kat,

Whip 'em Out Wednesday. Remember..if on Wednesday you see a truck or car with "WOW" women are suppose to drive up to the driver and bare their breasts. It was a radio station promotion in NY and NJ. I think I mentioned it earlier in this thread.

Don't judge all NY/NJ people by this one stupid game. I don't know though. It sure has caught on around here.

I thought "MOM" was pretty cute.

Love, annap

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: katlaughing
Date: 08 Jul 99 - 08:58 AM

WOW?? I know I shouold know what it stands for, but have forgotten.

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Bill D
Date: 07 Jul 99 - 09:31 PM

strangest license plate I ever saw, right near the Watergate hotel...on a VW bus..."DIOXIN".....that's it...don't know whether they were agin' it, or owned it...or..*shrug*

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Art Thieme
Date: 07 Jul 99 - 08:25 PM

SO MANY CATS---SO FEW RECIPES

CATS---THE OTHER WHITE MEAT

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Jack (who is called jack)
Date: 07 Jul 99 - 01:13 PM

This is a little on the blue side but I also saw one, around the time Dead poets society was in vogue, that read.

CARPE SCROTUM

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: annamill
Date: 07 Jul 99 - 01:01 PM

Speaking if WOW, I saw a great one yesterday on the NJ Turnpike when I was heading home. On the back of a station wagon was MOM. Someone has a great sense of humor.

annap

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Fadac
Date: 07 Jul 99 - 12:46 PM

One that gets me every time. "Save the Whales" on a Honda.

FYI Japan is one of the last of the big whaling contries left. They take about 350 whales each year...for research...marketing resarch...sushi research...how many ways can you sell it research.

I have pictures of a Japaniese catch boat in Punta Arainas, Chili.

Anyway that bumpersticer on that car, to me, says. "I'm a compleate fool, and I want to tell the world."

-Fadac

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From:
Date: 07 Jul 99 - 11:48 AM

If both men and women w.o.w.'d, the men would probably end up in jail. Res

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Fadac
Date: 07 Jul 99 - 11:20 AM

I EAT ROAD KILL!

I MAY BE SLOW, BUT I AHEAD OF YOU!

-Fadac

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Bert
Date: 07 Jul 99 - 09:18 AM

I'm gonna make one that says....

READ MY LIPS - SILVERADO, WANNA TRY FOR 3 OUT OF 3?

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Cockney Jenny
Date: 07 Jul 99 - 06:50 AM

BABY ON BOARD - MOTHER-IN-LAW IN BOOT

('trunk' to our American friends!)

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Carlzen
Date: 07 Jul 99 - 03:33 AM

My favorite was when someone had taken one of the bumper stickers which read "PERFORM RANDOM ACTS OF KINDNESS AND SENSELESS OF BEAUTY" (I'm not sure of the exact wording, but they seemed to be all over the place),

Anyway, they made one simple diagonal cut on the placard and it read: "PERFORM RANDOM SENSELESS ACTS"

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: katlaughing
Date: 06 Jul 99 - 06:49 PM

jack, those are great! I just saw this on a Tshirt:

Mean people suck...nice people blow.

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Jack (who is called Jack)
Date: 06 Jul 99 - 12:43 PM

I've always been partial to

I BRAKE FOR NO REASON.

Friends don't let friends vote republican.

I'm OK. You're so-so.

Die Yuppie scum.

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: ddw in windsor
Date: 06 Jul 99 - 12:28 AM

Saw a good one in NC last week:

CHATHAM, MASS. -- A quaint little drinking village with a fishing problem.

Sounds like my kinda place -- except for the fishing part....

ddw

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: TRM
Date: 05 Jul 99 - 11:27 PM

I use this one on my students all the time. Usually takes a few seconds to register ...

"It's pronounced 'RAP.' The 'C' is silent."

pause, pause, "Hey!!"

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Pete (inactive)
Date: 02 Jul 99 - 08:21 PM

......

You can take a horse to water - But a pencil must be lead

PS

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: marion
Date: 02 Jul 99 - 02:08 PM

this is from an Arrogant Worms CD liner, but it should have been a bumper sticker:

"Guns don't kill people. Oh wait... yes, they do."

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Don Meixner
Date: 02 Jul 99 - 12:02 AM

My wife likes "Men are Idiots, I married their King" I like my wife but I'm confused bt her humor.

Don

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Bud
Date: 01 Jul 99 - 11:22 PM

Seen recently.

PRO-CHOICE:

I eat red meat I smoke tobacco I wear fur

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: ddw in windsor
Date: 06 Jun 99 - 10:47 PM

Just found another that tickled my fancy:

Reality is for the less fortunate.

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: manylodges (inactive)
Date: 06 Jun 99 - 10:37 PM

seen on campus at Illinois State U. ..Rugby players eat their dead.

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Bud
Date: 05 Jun 99 - 11:06 PM

On the back up an aged pick-up truck in Florida:

0 TO 60 IN FIFTEEN minutes

On the back of a Lincoln near the Universstiy of Chicago:

Reunite Gondwanaland

(The last is for our friends in OZ)

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Rose
Date: 05 Jun 99 - 09:02 PM

oops, forgot one.

Hang Up and Drive!

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Rose
Date: 05 Jun 99 - 08:57 PM

Mick: Re:Californicating Oregon...it's too late!

My contribution: License plate on a Honda Civic, years ago in the Bay area: FENRY

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: katlaughing
Date: 05 Jun 99 - 07:12 PM

Signal broken....watch for finger

I'm not bothered by INSANITY....I enjoy every minute of it!

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: katlaughing
Date: 20 May 99 - 06:14 PM

Annap, not you, those who judge by age!:-)

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Penny S.
Date: 20 May 99 - 05:20 PM

Not bumper stickers, but T-shirts. I had one labelled "Romney Marsh Mountain Rescue", and know of "Goodwin Sands Potholing Club" but haven't been able to get one. Nor "Gobi Desert Canoe Club"

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: annamill
Date: 20 May 99 - 05:15 PM

Great! Now I have a social disease. ;-) PS- Thanks for the link.

Bert, As for WOW? - You first! Too many men would. Then what??

Love, Anna

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Fadac
Date: 20 May 99 - 04:10 PM

I did see a great one: "Save the Whales", on a Honda car. (BTW the Japaness are like the #1 nation for taking whales.)

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Bert
Date: 20 May 99 - 04:07 PM

I suppose you gals need one that says "WOW? - You first!"

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: katlaughing
Date: 20 May 99 - 02:32 PM

Annap, somewhere I had put in a link to the catalogue company I get most of these from, but here it is, again. Glad you like it and ageism is a social disease. Don't worry about it!

Northern Sun

kat

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Den
Date: 20 May 99 - 02:09 PM

My all time favourite, dyslexics of Ireland untie! and a fool and his money are soon partying.

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: annamill
Date: 20 May 99 - 01:52 PM

Kat, where can I get this bumper sticker. It's MINE!!

They are NOT HOT FLASHES...They are POWER SURGES! (am i showing my age?)

KC, Great idea! Why can't WOW stand for men as well!!

Annap

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Bert
Date: 20 May 99 - 01:35 PM

Et Tu Kat

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: katlaughing
Date: 20 May 99 - 01:33 PM

I LIKE IT, KC, EQUAL RIGHTS FOR ALL!

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Cara
Date: 20 May 99 - 11:39 AM

on a tshirt: 40 yrs, 1 owner. Need parts, make offer.

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Bert
Date: 20 May 99 - 09:00 AM

KC,

I DONT THINK SO. Well not me anyway.

Bert.

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: WyoWoman
Date: 20 May 99 - 01:22 AM

Do we get a counter-movement to W.O.W.? Whip IT out Wednesday? What a bizarre custom. But if we're going to be flashing body parts, I think it's only fair for the men to have equal time ... kc

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: katlaughing
Date: 20 May 99 - 01:13 AM

Eeewwwww! So the same could be said for people, huh? I bet some bear in Yellowstone would love that, here they are running around the forest, with a bumper sticker on their rear that says, "If I'm not supposed to eat humans, why are they made of meat?"

"Plants and animals dissapper to make room for your fat ass"

Witches parking. All others will be toad.

They are NOT HOT FLASHES...They are

POWER SURGES!

Meat is DEAD.

Feminism is the radical notion that women are people

Better a bleeding heart than none at all

If guns are outlawed only outlaws will shoot their kids accidentally

And your littl dog, too!

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: casey
Date: 19 May 99 - 11:36 PM

If we're not supposed to eat animals--why are they made of meat?

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers!
From: Terry
Date: 19 May 99 - 02:58 PM

annap: Thanks for the explanation of W.O.W. I commute 40 miles to work from Delaware to New Jersey along I-295 and recently began to notice the W.O.W. on trucks. Yesterday, a truck driver rode beside me for about 15 miles, repeatedly honking his horn and gesturing in a rather crude way. Could be he was waiting for me to W.O.W. If so, he was S.O.L.