BS: Bobert Bows Out For Obama...

Subject: BS: Bobert Bows Out For Obama...
From: Bobert
Date: 04 Feb 08 - 07:53 PM

Well, yeah, just got a call from Barak... He said things is way close with Hillary and asked me to step aside... He didn't promise me any cushy job... Heck, come to think of it, he didn't promise me anything???

But, it's time, my friends, to step aside... I mean, how you gonna win aginst a guy who has 30 or 40 smilin' teeth to every 1 tooth of yer own??? Well, the Wes Ginny Slide Rule says "You ain't" so...

... I am not only throwing my support behind Obama but I am releasing Chonga from any obligations to me... And seein' as the rnet is paid up thru March 1st on the apartment over the gas station in Raliegh, I have offered it to Barak in case he needs a place to get away from the crowds...

I thank all my supporters especially my de facto campaign chairman, Skivz, who I'd gladly go into battle with... Thanks, Skivz... And thanks LH, even thou you can't leagally vote in the US... And thanks Chongo, who I think is a registered voter of Cook County, Ill... Maybe not but I thought I saw his name on the eleigible voters list...

And I'd like to tahnk everyone who supported me... Yeah, Rap, I stoled yer campaign slogan and I will feeel guilt for that for a long time to come.... Ahhhhh, remind me what that slogan was...

Oh yeah, silly me... A little pot in every, ahhhhhhh, every???

Sheetfire, Rap... What was we gonna put the pot in???

(((cough)))

Ahhhhhh, and lastly I like to give a shout out to all my homies here in Mudville...

I loves you and now lets get Obama elected...

Sniff...

Bobert (alias Sidewalk Bob)

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Bows Out For Obama...
From: Peace
Date: 04 Feb 08 - 07:54 PM

Hey, buddy, hold out for Secretary of Music and Other Arts.

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Bows Out For Obama...
From: Sorcha
Date: 04 Feb 08 - 08:31 PM

Or Secretary of Peace for Domestic Violence? (smile.....)

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Bows Out For Obama...
From: Bobert
Date: 04 Feb 08 - 08:34 PM

I was thinkin' Secretary of Cannibus... But Music and other Arts works, too, Brucie... Heck, if I got that job I could just start awarding performing conracts to you and all my homies here in Mudville... Shoot, that gives me an idea...

Waht if every Saturday night was Mud-night at the Kennedy Center??? Now, there is a thought... Heck with all them high-brow performers the Kennedy Center usdaully books on Saturday night...

It's time to turn that joint into the folk music capital of the world...

Right???

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Bows Out For Obama...
From: Bobert
Date: 04 Feb 08 - 08:36 PM

Peace for Domestic Violence.... Hmmmm??? Ahhhhh, excuse me, Sorch, but seems to be kinda hard for this ol' hillbilly to get his head wrapped around...

But it's kinda late for clear thinkin' fir this ol' hillbilly... I'll work on it tomorrow...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Bows Out For Obama...
From: Peace
Date: 04 Feb 08 - 08:39 PM

The Kennedy Centre? Sounds good.

Uh, if you need an Under-secretary regarding the cannibu portfolio, ya know, like that's ME man.

Quick, call Delta 911.

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Bows Out For Obama...
From: Charley Noble
Date: 04 Feb 08 - 08:55 PM

Bobert-

There really should be some position equivalent to national poet laureat. What on earth should it be called:

National Folk Laureate

National Folk Singer

National Folk Artist

National Folk Egotist

National Folk Czar

National Folk General

National Folk Treasure

It's not an easy job but maybe we should send the winning title and specs to the Obama Campaign so they're not caught flat-footed. Maybe we should also send the same message to the Clinton Campaign and see if they offer a better deal.

Cheerily,
Charley Noble

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Bows Out For Obama...
From: Bobert
Date: 04 Feb 08 - 09:42 PM

I been kinda thinkin' of "national folker", Charley... My cousin Rufus thougt is sounded dirty but, hey, that's the way he looks at most stuff..

Ummmmm, Brucie, I tell ya' what, if I get the Secretary of Cannibus I'd be honored to, ahhhhhh, (((cough))) have you right next door...

Man, would that be the sh*ts and giggles, er what???

I tolt Obama that weed work fir free...

Yup, whe'll shake um up... Or not... Who cares, right???

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Bows Out For Obama...
From: Ebbie
Date: 04 Feb 08 - 10:12 PM

You have always been wise, Beaubie; your timing is impeccable.

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Bows Out For Obama...
From: Little Hawk
Date: 04 Feb 08 - 10:47 PM

Brilliant move, Bobert!!!! Now Chongo will be free, and I know for a fact that he is giving his enthusiastic support to Obama. This means Obama's victory is virtually a certainty. You have shown excellent political sense and perfect timing.

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Bows Out For Obama...
From: Skivee
Date: 05 Feb 08 - 12:09 AM

Well, No-Longer-Soon-To-Be President Bobert, I'm sorry to hear that you are throwing in the towel.
I just bought us some costumes for Super Tuesday, and now I don't know what to do with them. I got you one of those Superman deals with a cape and all, and I got me a spiderman costume, because it was the only one in XXXXL, and I got Chongo a monkey suit with a plastic banana. I think it was a banana.
I guess I'll go back to the office and start cleaning out the ash tray...there may still be some bits of weed mixed with the ash.
And let me be the first to say: Bobert for President in 2009!

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Bows Out For Obama...
From: JohnInKansas
Date: 05 Feb 08 - 01:19 AM

And thanks LH, even thou you can't leagally vote in the US.

?????

Both Texas and Florida are still part of the US, and from what's been goin' on in recent elections it looks like anybody can vote there in either, or both, states. The only real problem is having your vote counted in either of those states; but "legally" (or "leagally") ain't in the handbook that tells ya how it's done, and apparently ain't got a whole lot o' much to do with it all.

John

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Bows Out For Obama...
From: catspaw49
Date: 05 Feb 08 - 02:17 AM

Bobertz, you complete doofus.............you have thrown away your very legitimate candidacy and thrown your loyal but pathetically small group of supporters to the wolves. By tossing your support to Obama-Rama-Ding-Dong you did prove however that you have even less sense the current resident at 1600 Pennsy. I know that I can never trust a president without a pet. Dumbya's ONLY saving grace is that tiny fact.    Obama got nothin'.........Hilary got a Lab named Seamus.......Baroody got doody. He don't know Jack, not even a Jack Russell.

None of the candidates possess the greatness of Dwight Eisenhower who had the class and intelligence to have a Weimaraner named Heidi who was often photographed at his home in Gettysburg. But once again I point out that Obama got no Llama......and sadly not a Weim either.

The dude ain't got dick......or pets either.

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Bows Out For Obama...
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 05 Feb 08 - 05:35 AM

Secretary of State for Womenz

Bobby B you missed your chance there sunshine.

Giok

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Bows Out For Obama...
From: goatfell
Date: 05 Feb 08 - 06:04 AM

how can it be an election when 24 out of 50 states are allowed to have their say, I mean why is that.

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Bows Out For Obama...
From: Bobert
Date: 05 Feb 08 - 08:26 AM

Well, Spawz, I fully unnerstand yer concerns but look where having dogs in the White House has gotten US... I think we could use a little break from dogs at 1600 Penn... Hillary included...

(Now, now, Bobert... She may not be no Monika Blewinski but callin' her a dog ain't nice at all...)

Sorry... I just read 'um the way they are dealt...

Yeah, we need a change of thinkin' and Chongo in the inner circle works just fine for me...

Ahhhh, sorry, Skivz, about the costumes but last time I put on a Superman costume was when I was 9 years old and jumped off the roof of my house... That was just before spending the next three days in the hospital with multiple broken bones... But, boy did I impress Nina Williams... It was worth it...

Btw, I told Obama that we'd leave the key unner the mat on the porch...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Bows Out For Obama...
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Feb 08 - 08:50 AM

Did I agree to this? I wanted to keep going to at least to throw the votes to somebody with a chance, somebody like Ron Paul.

This was Bobert's decision! All his fault!

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Bows Out For Obama...
From: Peace
Date: 05 Feb 08 - 09:59 AM

It's the weed, man, the weed.

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Bows Out For Obama...
From: Alice
Date: 05 Feb 08 - 10:36 AM

You did the right thing, Bobert.

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Bows Out For Obama...
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Feb 08 - 12:48 PM

How many tokes does it take..."to forget"?

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Bows Out For Obama...
From: Bobert
Date: 05 Feb 08 - 01:10 PM

Depends on what yer tryin "to forget"...

That's one of the things a Department of Cannibus can work on so folks can more economically use cannibus...

I don't toke credit fir this idea... The WGSR came up with it one night... I was singin' a country song about some poor schlepp whoes woman had left him for the guy doen the street who had a "bigger tractor" and the guy was just trying to frown his sorrows in Budwiezer and so me and the WGSR was talkin' about, instead of gettin' drunk, like how many tokes it would take the same guy to get over Becky Sue...

Yeah, that's how it started so then Al Gore stopped by and right after we invented the innernet we got to talkin' about the WGSR'[s idea and you know what a conservationist ol' Al is and so we all got to thinking it wold be nice to haver a chart, 'er somethin' so folk would only use the correct amount of cannibus for the circumstance...

It go something like this:

*Woman leaves you and you actually care: 8 tokes

*Woamn leaves you and you are happy: 3 tokes

*Dog gets run over by a car: 7 tokes

*Mother in law is moving in: 7 tokes per day until she leaves

*Stubbed toe: 3 to 4 tokes

*McCain gets elected: 5 tokes a day for next 1460 days

You know, something like that...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Bows Out For Obama...
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Feb 08 - 01:16 PM

It just takes one toke over the line, sweet Jesus, one toke over the...what was...huh...it's green, did you know it's green?

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Bows Out For Obama...
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 05 Feb 08 - 01:28 PM

Well this IS a toke music site!

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Bows Out For Obama...
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Feb 08 - 01:49 PM

Women don't leave a man because the other man has a "bigger tractor". That's total mythology. No woman has ever left a man to find another man with a bigger tractor. They leave because they want to find a man who is NICER and MORE FUN and LESS BORING and MORE HONEST and more EMOTIONALLY COMMUNICATIVE!!!!!!!!! Also, sometimes, they want to find a man who is more responsible, a better wage earner, more reliable, and stuff like that. It can get complicated, but it's never about a bigger tractor. NEVER. Basically, any tractor will do providing it's not being driven by a jerk, a loser, or an idiot. ;-)

So many men believe this "bigger tractor" bullshit will save them, though, that the sales of giant tractors have reached record levels. I know this for sure, because I get at least 20 emails a day telling me how I can get a bigger tractor!

Hell, I saw this guy go by on a tractor yesterday and the damn thing was so huge that it took up both lanes on the 2-lane highway. He had to have a police escort just to drive it home. What a fool.

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Bows Out For Obama...
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 05 Feb 08 - 02:52 PM

Sorry Toke and Booze man,

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Bows Out For Obama...
From: Bobert
Date: 05 Feb 08 - 05:18 PM

Well, yeah, LH...

Like I said on yer "bigger tractor" thread, my tractor don't take u8p two lanes but 'ill sho nuff do alot stuff that big guy can only dream about...

Actually, that is the truth... I gotta a Kubota L3650 which has a front bucket and I've used it to clear 200 yeards of dead trees, thick sticky bushes and other nasty stuff back to an old logging road and have used the bucket and a York rake to open up that ol' loggin' road 'bout 3 miles up into the mountain where stuff is real quiet...

Big sumabich would never make it up there but that L3650 takes up where the big guy can only dream about...

BTW, LH, lotta cool rocks up there with lickins growing on 'um... Youd be in heaven communin' with 'um...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Bows Out For Obama...
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Feb 08 - 05:30 PM

It's a danged shame you are not in this neighborhood, Bobert, cos you could put 'er to use clearing deadwood in the back of our place. We could split the proceeds. There's a ton of dead trees back there.

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Bows Out For Obama...
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 05 Feb 08 - 06:00 PM

"Barack Obama has made a promise to his kids: if we win the White House, you can have a dog."

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Bows Out For Obama...
From: Bobert
Date: 06 Feb 08 - 02:54 PM

I'm trying to make the same deal with the P-Vine... I had a dog all my life and had one when the P-Vine got together and then, sniff, the dog died... Well, the sumabich was 14 years old so ain't like he didn't have a decent run at life...

But the P-Vine hated him and doesn't like fogs sos I figured that I'd offer her the same deal... If Obama wins, we get a dog...

Thanks, McG... This is genious...

B~