BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010

Subject: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: My guru always said
Date: 08 Dec 10 - 09:14 AM

Now that jacqui.c is firmly back in her own native land, I do hope that friends and family are keeping an eye on kendall, making sure he doesn't get up to too much mischief.

He'd better be a good boy or we might decide to keep jacqui here *grin*

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: Mrrzy
Date: 08 Dec 10 - 09:17 AM

There are certainly parts of kendall I'd like to get an eye, or something, onto...

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: Becca72
Date: 08 Dec 10 - 09:27 AM

HULLO! Daughter in the room!

:-)

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 08 Dec 10 - 09:28 AM

She must mean his leather jacket

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: AllisonA(Animaterra)
Date: 08 Dec 10 - 09:48 AM

Or his winning smile...

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Dec 10 - 09:57 AM

Put a few webcams around his house -- no problem. Could even install web-based audio over speakers so Jacqui can say things like "Kendall! Basement!" and "At your age you should have known better!"

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: Midchuck
Date: 08 Dec 10 - 10:15 AM

Fortunately, he has an Apollo 12-string, and playing one of those is the second most fun you can have alone...

Peter

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: kendall
Date: 08 Dec 10 - 11:02 AM

The line forms over there, the end is in Vermont.

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 08 Dec 10 - 11:29 AM

I thought moonlight, was in Vermont.

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: kendall
Date: 08 Dec 10 - 12:46 PM

She is, but I don't date Indians.

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: ClaireBear
Date: 08 Dec 10 - 01:02 PM

The line stretches at least as far as California.

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: kendall
Date: 08 Dec 10 - 01:16 PM

Why me, Lord?

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: Charmion
Date: 08 Dec 10 - 01:58 PM

Just lucky, I guess.

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: Herga Kitty
Date: 08 Dec 10 - 02:11 PM

I opened this thread thinking it would be about Kendall's Elgin pocket watch... (see old pocket watches thread). I'm hoping Jacqui will be at Herga next Monday so that I can collect Kendall's watch to be checked by my friendly singing Horologist....

Kitty

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: gnu
Date: 08 Dec 10 - 02:14 PM

Is your Horologist paid by the hour?

Yeah, I know, I know...

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: Herga Kitty
Date: 08 Dec 10 - 02:19 PM

Gnu - I wish! He'd get a lot more...

Kitty

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: gnu
Date: 08 Dec 10 - 02:42 PM

Hehehehee.

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: Bobert
Date: 08 Dec 10 - 08:50 PM

Becca,

Just pour some medicine (scotch) in him and he'll be fine...

Oh, and fir God's sake, hide his harpoon...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: Bill D
Date: 08 Dec 10 - 08:57 PM

*I* have a fine old denim jacket and a battered old autoharp. Some of them ladies is just too durn picky.. ;>)

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Dec 10 - 09:10 PM

Yeah, you'd think they'd be used to smell of fisherfolk by now but I still have to "get the smell off" before I can do much in the house.

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: open mike
Date: 09 Dec 10 - 01:33 AM

i thought she was jacqui M...

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: Becca72
Date: 09 Dec 10 - 09:12 AM

Bobert,
Thanks for trying to help but I don't think the solution involves getting Dad liquored up...
Oh, and I believe he gave his harpoon away ;-)

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: GUEST,kendall
Date: 09 Dec 10 - 09:19 AM

No booze please. It removes what inhibitions I have.

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: SINSULL
Date: 09 Dec 10 - 10:12 AM

I will be checking in on him when my cold is gone. Don't want to infect the Captain and have to take abuse from him and Jacqui.
If I'm lucky I will catch him in his flaming undies.
WHOO WHOO



sorry Becca.

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Dec 10 - 10:20 AM

You better not pout, you better not cry,
You better be good, I'm tellin' you why,
Jacqui's got some webcams on you....

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: Bat Goddess
Date: 09 Dec 10 - 10:24 AM

Flaming undies? No, I really don't want to know...

Linn

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: Amos
Date: 09 Dec 10 - 10:32 AM

You know, you can lead a horologist to culture, but you can't make her read...


A

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Dec 10 - 03:20 PM

Hey, my friend Bob was a trained horologist!!

Oh you'd better watch out
You better not cry
You better be good
I'm telling you why:
Jacqui cams cover the town.

She sees you when you're drinking
She knows if you're awake
With geosynchronous satellites
You best be good for your own sake!

So you better stay home
And drink on the sly
You'd be crazy to roam
I'm telling you why:
Jacqui cams cover the town.

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: open mike
Date: 09 Dec 10 - 03:31 PM

http://us.gryla.biz/details/Flame+and+Flaming+Die+Black+Boxer+Duo+for+men.html

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: kendall
Date: 09 Dec 10 - 03:36 PM

Someone stole my knickers!

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: kendall
Date: 09 Dec 10 - 03:38 PM

Sinsull, we could have dinner some day? Or breakfast. How do you like your eggs? Shall I call you or nudge you?

I'm so bad... I'll be down cellar for a while.

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: gnu
Date: 09 Dec 10 - 03:42 PM

K... unfertilized, I should think.

See you in the cellar.

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: My guru always said
Date: 09 Dec 10 - 05:06 PM

That cellar's getting crowded, when the Cat's away....

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: gnu
Date: 09 Dec 10 - 05:17 PM

Yeah, but a lot of us are used to the cellar and kinda like it. A bit of a vacation at times. Good company n all eh?

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: Bobert
Date: 09 Dec 10 - 06:29 PM

Sins for breakfast??? Unfertilized/fertilized eggs??? The cellar???

Hmmmmmmmm???

Yo, jacqui... Hurry home...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 09 Dec 10 - 06:30 PM

Chicken on a raft on a Monday morning
Oh what a terrible sight to see ♫♪

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: Tinker
Date: 09 Dec 10 - 07:13 PM

Hey Kendall, I got a leather jacket that's stroking soft like yours. We could compare notes while Jacqui's way.....

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: kendall
Date: 09 Dec 10 - 08:51 PM

Sure, Tinker. The line forms over there, in Vermont.

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: SINSULL
Date: 09 Dec 10 - 10:01 PM

LOL
The last thing I need is a fertilized egg.
I will call tomorrow, Kendall, to set up a discreet breakfast. Jacqui scares me. I am not going to risk her wrath with anything less innocent.
heh heh
SINS
PS Wear the Leather coat. M

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 09 Dec 10 - 11:20 PM

;-D

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: kendall
Date: 10 Dec 10 - 08:37 AM

In this weather?

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 10 Dec 10 - 09:19 AM

Can never tell whether it's leather weather,
If ya want yer pelt felt, dress svelte.
If ya wanna crack it, wear the jacket
We'll pretend it didn't happen Cap'n



Don't tell her, or it's cellar

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: Becca72
Date: 10 Dec 10 - 10:05 AM

What in hell have I wandered into this morning?

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 10 Dec 10 - 10:18 AM

You're not the first woman to say that to me Becca!

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: Becca72
Date: 10 Dec 10 - 10:22 AM

LOL John

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: jacqui.c
Date: 11 Dec 10 - 05:26 AM

Becca - how was the Auld Bugger last night? Did he get the chicken defrosted?

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Dec 10 - 10:10 AM

No, I don't want to know about the chicken....

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: Bobert
Date: 11 Dec 10 - 10:40 AM

Way too much code going on here, fir me...

First ya' got the eggs, fertilized or other... Now ya' got the entire chicken???

What next???

No, the better question is: "Are ya'll gonna post any pics???"

Nevermind...

Oh, does remind me of the old joke... What the difference between kinky and perverted???

Answer: With kinky you use just a feather and with perverted you use the entire chicken...

I know...

...cellar!!!

B;~)

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 11 Dec 10 - 11:26 AM

Q. Why did the pervert cross the road?

A. 'Cos his dick was still in the chicken!

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: gnu
Date: 11 Dec 10 - 12:45 PM

John, cellar... and bring a shovel too.

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: jacqui.c
Date: 11 Dec 10 - 12:50 PM

Am I glad we're having roast beef for dinner tonight - don't think I could LOOK at a chicken right now!

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: GUEST,kendall
Date: 11 Dec 10 - 12:57 PM

I've heard of stuffing the chicken, but I had no idea,....

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: dick greenhaus
Date: 11 Dec 10 - 12:59 PM

I guess I'm confused. Isn't a Kendall-watch something like a Mickey Mouse Watch (possibly with a black leather band)?

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: SINSULL
Date: 11 Dec 10 - 02:46 PM

Kendall! Stay out of the CELLAR! There are perverts down there. Keep Seamus away too.

MacKenzie! Three Our Fathers. Three Hail Marys and 3 Glory Bes. Anything else out of you along the same lines and it will be an entire rosary.
SISTER SINS, Appalled and putting the chicken breasts back in the freezer.

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 11 Dec 10 - 03:04 PM

Glad you liked it Sunshine

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: GUEST,kendall
Date: 11 Dec 10 - 03:30 PM

BREASTS! ooooohhh!

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: gnu
Date: 11 Dec 10 - 03:34 PM

I KNEW that was gonna happen. Nearly said something but figured Mother Mary wouldn't evoke such a response that quickly.

Speakin a chicken... Giok, er, John, say the Rosemary and your chicken will be devine.

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 11 Dec 10 - 03:40 PM

Do you need stuffing?

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: gnu
Date: 11 Dec 10 - 06:20 PM

I prefer dressing. Besides, you ain`t my kinda girl.

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: Bobert
Date: 11 Dec 10 - 07:23 PM

Breasts in the freezer???

More code talk, ya'll...

Someone needs to get up to Maine.... And fast...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: kendall
Date: 11 Dec 10 - 07:26 PM

Can I choose who?

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Dec 10 - 07:36 PM

You're too late -- they're sending me. And I'm supposed to tell you to stuff it.

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: gnu
Date: 11 Dec 10 - 07:52 PM

Sure, Kendall. Go ahead. But if it's Dolly, yer gonna need to get out of town. If you need an escape route, head north. I'll meet you at the border. Bring yer banjo and that'll distract the border guards. I promise Dolly and I will come back for you after the search. Really.

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: Joe_F
Date: 11 Dec 10 - 08:01 PM

Bobert: Rabelais recommended a goose -- but, come to think, that wasn't for quite the same purpose.

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: kendall
Date: 11 Dec 10 - 09:00 PM

Gnu, what's your phone number? hehehe

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: Bobert
Date: 12 Dec 10 - 08:37 AM

Hmmmmmmmmm???

After Kendall's big last couple of days things have gotten real quiet...

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Dec 10 - 10:09 AM

Won't be after I get there, and I should be there soon. I started walking over to his place yesterday evening. Shucks, Portland's only over on the coast, right across Idaho and Oregon and I should be able to hitch some rides.

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 12 Dec 10 - 10:23 AM

Well I'm sure that when you get there, Kendall will slip into something cool, then show you his breasts.
Or should that be the other way round?

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: Naemanson
Date: 12 Dec 10 - 10:51 AM

"At your age you should have known better!"

The nice thing about being my age is that I know better but I no longer have to care....

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: kendall
Date: 12 Dec 10 - 01:04 PM

Ditto!

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Dec 10 - 02:50 PM

By the way, Kendall, do you live in Portland or someplace like Eugene or Salem or Astoria or something?

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: kendall
Date: 12 Dec 10 - 03:14 PM

I live in the original Portland, Portland MAINE.

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 12 Dec 10 - 03:47 PM

Portland Dorset?

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Dec 10 - 05:11 PM

Maine? Is that someplace in Canada, like Nova Brunswick or Quebtario?

Or do you mean Maine as in England? If you're in England why aren't you with your wife, huh?

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: kendall
Date: 12 Dec 10 - 07:19 PM

Try map quest. :-)

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Dec 10 - 07:45 PM

THAT fool thing?

True story:

I had a meeting in Zionsville, Indiana. I lived in South Bend, Indiana.   To go to Zionsville you go south in US 31 and turn right. Wanting to be certain of my directions, I consulted Mapquest.

I was told to go east on the Indiana Tollroad until I got to the Ohio Tollroad, and at the Detroit junction I was to turn north. Cross into Windsor, Ontario and continue east through Ontario, Quebec, New Brunswick and Nova Scotia. In NS I was to take some obscure country road to a seacoast town. When I got there I was proceed 3,700 miles southeast, which would put me in Zionsville. Total travel time was 21 days, not counting returning (or time afloat).

And you want me to trust that fool thing?????

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: kendall
Date: 13 Dec 10 - 02:45 AM

Check the battery. :-)

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: Becca72
Date: 13 Dec 10 - 08:50 AM

Boy am I glad I was offline over the weekend...

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Dec 10 - 10:19 AM

Well, the boss didn't buy into those directions and told me to follow the paper map, the old fogey. He also said I had one (1) day for the meeting, including travel time. Phooey on Mapquest!

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: Herga Kitty
Date: 13 Dec 10 - 06:26 PM

As reported on the Jacqui/ Micca thread, I now have custody of Kendall's Elgin pocket watch... and hope my friendly singing horologist can get it running again!

Kitty

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: kendall
Date: 13 Dec 10 - 07:20 PM

Me too, Luv

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: gnu
Date: 13 Dec 10 - 09:21 PM

Ya know (sorry about this maudlin post, but) that there luv expressed by a father fer his daughter just resonates with me. Kendall... singer, musician, story teller, good old boy... no matter... but, father... well done lad. Again, sorry, but I have to say it touches my heart.

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: My guru always said
Date: 14 Dec 10 - 02:43 AM

I had no idea that there was a real kendall's watch when I started this thread, despite knowing the Horologist well. Spooky....

Kitty: I must report that Richard's Grandfather's clock appears to be doing well when Richard remembers to wind it. The team of demented campanologists are back at Old Keepers and only playing as and when required!

Now, how is the leather jacket, has it been ripped to shreds yet, does it need mending? needle ready & waiting....

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: jacqui.c
Date: 14 Dec 10 - 04:46 AM

If anyone does damage to that jacket there are going to be consequences!

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: SINSULL
Date: 14 Dec 10 - 08:44 AM

UH OH

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: kendall
Date: 14 Dec 10 - 09:43 AM

Damn, I told her not to leave marks!

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Dec 10 - 10:40 AM

Back's all ripped up, huh? Well, duct tape'll fix it.

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: gnu
Date: 14 Dec 10 - 02:36 PM

I've heard of leaving yer socks on but...

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 14 Dec 10 - 04:38 PM

They wus playin' cowhide and seek.

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: Herga Kitty
Date: 14 Dec 10 - 07:24 PM

MGAS - thanks, I've forwarded your progress report on Richard's Grandfather's clock to aforementioned Horologist. Weather permitting, Kendall's watch will be handed over next weekend for inspection and, hopefully, repair! (It's a very nice looking watch, I have to say.)

Kitty

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: My guru always said
Date: 15 Dec 10 - 06:21 PM

Am certain your watch is in good hands kendall. Hope you're still being watched, this nearly fell off the bottom....

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: Bobert
Date: 15 Dec 10 - 07:50 PM

Hmmmmmmm??? 92 posts and we, ahhhhh, the Capt'n, still has another 10 days of watchin' before Christmas??? This is gonna "take a village", folks... The boy needs to be institutionalized...

(He's is, Boberdz... It's called Mudcat Central Hospital...)

Oh yeah... I get in now (wink, wink)...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: kendall
Date: 15 Dec 10 - 07:55 PM

SANCTUARY!!!

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: Bobert
Date: 15 Dec 10 - 08:44 PM

Sanctuary State Hospital???

Whatever, Capt'n...

Just take the meds and don't give Nurse Ballbuster any reason to break bad on ya'...

This is just temporary and fir yer own good... Jacqui will be comin' home soon... We promise...

Hey, did ya' hear it's almost Christmas???

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Dec 10 - 09:30 PM

Your claim of Sanctuary is granted, my son. You will spend the next thirty (3) days in the ecclesiastical outhouse. Should you step even one yoctometer* beyond it for any reason, you will have violated your claim to Sanctuary. Good luck to ya.



*Yoctometer or yoctometre (abbrv. ym): 1 ym = 1 × 10^-24 meter, or about the width of an electron.

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 16 Dec 10 - 05:41 AM

Well I got a new watch yesterday, I ordered a Kendall watch, but they sent me a Seiko Kinetic.
They obviously confused Kendall and Kinetic.

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: kendall
Date: 16 Dec 10 - 08:40 AM

My ex wife had one of those self winding watches. It always stopped during sex.

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 16 Dec 10 - 08:48 AM

Mine is self winding too. It was accompanied by a copy of Playboy!

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: Midchuck
Date: 16 Dec 10 - 09:13 AM

My ex wife had one of those self winding watches. It always stopped during sex.

Whereas, I assume, the mainspring on your own watch broke from over-winding when she went away for a long weekend?

P.

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 16 Dec 10 - 09:53 AM

Terry must be out

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: Noreen
Date: 16 Dec 10 - 10:00 AM

101 then!

Hi Kendall :)

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Dec 10 - 10:32 AM

Welcome To The Kendall Morse Sanctuary.

Here you can see Kendall Morse gambol and scamper about, as long as he doesn't leave the Outhouse of the Basilica of St. Fiacre*.











*Fiacre: patron saint of hemorrhoids and Parisian taxi drivers.

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 16 Dec 10 - 10:54 AM

Le Fiacre by Jean Sablon. One of my favourite songs

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: GUEST,kendall
Date: 17 Dec 10 - 03:37 AM

Hi Noreen; do you ever see Dave the Gnome these days?

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: SINSULL
Date: 17 Dec 10 - 09:19 AM

What to do What to do...My company accidentally double paid me this week. A month ago they added vacation days to my account by mistake. Now I've two weeks of pay in one paycheck.

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: kendall
Date: 17 Dec 10 - 09:21 AM

Better ask why. You are not in New York now.

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: SINSULL
Date: 17 Dec 10 - 10:11 AM

Silly man. I immediately reported the error to management and HR. Their response? "Anyone else would have kept their mouth shut." That was the reaction I got when I reported the vacation day error.

Sooner or later they would have caught it - I think...I hope.

Not worth worrying about getting caught. I'd rather get it fixed ASAP.
M

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: gnu
Date: 17 Dec 10 - 11:22 AM

Indeed SINS... only proper.

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 17 Dec 10 - 11:59 AM

You should have said 'Thanks for the Christmas bonus, I donated to Oxfam'
How would they respond then I wonder?

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: kendall
Date: 17 Dec 10 - 01:31 PM

I knew you would Sins.

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: gnu
Date: 17 Dec 10 - 01:35 PM

Joh... hehehee.

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: SINSULL
Date: 17 Dec 10 - 07:56 PM

You know, John, I honestly believe they would have worked with me to keep the donation alive. My company does a huge amount of fund raising for charities and supports their employee's efforts for the same. A very civilized place to work.

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: Herga Kitty
Date: 18 Dec 10 - 05:42 PM

Kendall - just hoping we can get your watch back to you for your birthday, and that it will be on board Victory!

Kitty
xx

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Dec 10 - 06:32 PM

On the Victory, Victory-O?

Well the blacker the berry
The thicker the juice
Be like Lord Nelson
And avoid self-abuse.

That Victory?

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: kendall
Date: 18 Dec 10 - 06:57 PM

Kitty, if that is so, I will love you forever. If not, well, I'll love you anyway.

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: Herga Kitty
Date: 20 Dec 10 - 03:21 PM

Yes, Rapparee, Lord Nelson's HMS Victory, at Portsmouth (though I'm not sure there's much of the original structure left!).

Kendall - isn't "forever" when your watch isn't working...?

Kitty
x

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: gnu
Date: 20 Dec 10 - 03:35 PM

Hehehehee HK.

It's at least when something isn't ticking.

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 20 Dec 10 - 03:51 PM

It's right twice a day. That's more than some folks

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: DougR
Date: 20 Dec 10 - 06:07 PM

"The line stetches as far as California." Clairebear, I'm not sure you are aware of it, but most of them are Llamas.

DougR

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: gnu
Date: 20 Dec 10 - 06:11 PM

Do they chant to a dromedary beat?

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: Bobert
Date: 20 Dec 10 - 06:34 PM

Right, guys!!! Why didn't I think of that??? What the Capt'n needs is a llama... That oughtta make it a Christmas to remember and give some of the caretakers a little time off, to boot...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: kendall
Date: 20 Dec 10 - 07:24 PM

HERE WE GO AGAIN...

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: ClaireBear
Date: 20 Dec 10 - 07:30 PM

We ain't got no steenkin' llamas, but we do have one or two quite attractive alpacas where I live who would love to bat their eyelashes at Kendall.

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: Bobert
Date: 20 Dec 10 - 07:36 PM

..and again...

Sorry, Capt'n, but if you didn't have this, ahhhhhh, thing, fir farm animals then, ahhhhhh...

Well, nevermind farm animals fir now... I mean, it's almost Christmas and I got out my Nativity scene to set up and I had forgotten just how many farm animals there was in that box...

(I thought you said "nevermind farm animals fir now", Boberdz???)

Okay, I did but right after that I remembered that this thread is about the Capt'n, home alone at Christmas and... Well, you know how them things go in Maine... Gets cold up there... Ain't no such thing in Maine as a "three dog night"... No sir... Ya might get one dog, one sheep and a llama... Well, heck, word on the street is that you might get any combination of critters...

Not that I know nuthin' about that stuff, mind you...

B;~)

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Dec 10 - 08:06 PM

That's correct, Bobert. But Maine does have "3 lobster nights." A bit more cold, wet, clammy, and pinching than the dogs, but hey, it's Maine!

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: Bobert
Date: 20 Dec 10 - 08:14 PM

Yikes, Rap... Can you imagine snuggling next to a lobster and wake up with the lobster thinkin' that the crown jewels were like, ahhhh, dinner???

I ain't sleepin' with no lobsters...

Okay, if the Capt'n wants to, hey, he's an adult... Well, kinda...

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Dec 10 - 08:20 PM

As soon as the films are processed you'll be able to watch it all on Kendall-Tube.

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: Bobert
Date: 20 Dec 10 - 09:19 PM

Oh, I can't wait...

BTW, Rap... Do they harpoon lobsters???

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: kendall
Date: 20 Dec 10 - 10:53 PM

Someone was writing songs about bestiality. " This lamb is your lamb..."
"Something in the way she moos"...

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: Leadfingers
Date: 21 Dec 10 - 05:05 AM

There IS a complete rewrite of The Everley Brothers song - Baa Baa Love

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: Micca
Date: 21 Dec 10 - 09:26 AM

Or "if You gnu Suzie, like I gnu Suzie"
or even " Who put the llama in the llama, llama ding ding"
Or " Big Horse god made thee mine"



I'll get me coati!

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: Midchuck
Date: 21 Dec 10 - 09:37 AM

And, of course, there are so many Country songs about "ewe," that one doesn't even know where to start...

Peter

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: Becca72
Date: 21 Dec 10 - 09:54 AM

Here I was, making headway in therapy with Spaw out of commission for awhile and then THIS!

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Dec 10 - 10:09 AM

Be patient, Becca, and wait for the Kendall-Tube videos. Er, the Morsesat also includes you and the coverage is, well...some of the guys will enjoy it, I think.

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: Becca72
Date: 21 Dec 10 - 10:11 AM

Rap, I'm tellin' my daddy on you! :-)

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: Bobert
Date: 21 Dec 10 - 11:12 AM

Rap has been told on before, Becca... Problem is that he is of that age where he just give a flyin' fig... You know, jus' like the Capt'n hisself...

B;~)

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: jacqui.c
Date: 21 Dec 10 - 11:13 AM

If I have to get back there and sort you lot out...........

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: Becca72
Date: 21 Dec 10 - 11:18 AM

AHA!! I'll fix his little red wagon and tell my STEP MUMMY on him!

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: gnu
Date: 21 Dec 10 - 11:19 AM

Like you don't consort with the sort that you have to sort out?

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: Midchuck
Date: 21 Dec 10 - 11:34 AM

If I have to get back there and sort you lot out...........

If things are even half as bad weather- and transportation-wise over there as the news here indicates, we're safe for a while.

I hope you are, also.

Peter

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Dec 10 - 09:57 AM

By the way, I see from the BS threads that Jacqui and Micca have gotten "lost" over in Blighty. Micca: Kendall goes armed. Be aware.

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Dec 10 - 09:58 AM

AND "It's all Micca's Fault!"

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: Becca72
Date: 22 Dec 10 - 10:04 AM

Had dinner with the old man last night. That ought to make some fascinating web viewing for ya, Rap.

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: kendall
Date: 22 Dec 10 - 11:50 AM

Old man? I thought you had dinner with me!

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: Becca72
Date: 22 Dec 10 - 11:59 AM

I was, of course, referring to Seamus....(nudge nudge wink wink)

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: kendall
Date: 22 Dec 10 - 02:05 PM

Nice recovery. say no more.

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: Micca
Date: 22 Dec 10 - 05:15 PM

Kendall, on British Merchant ships the Captain is ALWAYS referred to as the "Old Man" Usually when talking in the 3rd person, never to his fac, but frequently addressed as "Skipper"

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: kendall
Date: 22 Dec 10 - 07:31 PM

I was in the military, and in a military ship he is addressed as "Captain". Of course, that's a bit familiar for my Daughter.

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: kendall
Date: 22 Dec 10 - 07:39 PM

I got two nice surprises today. In the mail was a box of home made coconut cookies with chocolate swirls on them. YUM!
Then another of my women friends brought me a box of still warm, pumpkin bisquits!
Both of them are republicans. Where are my democrat friends?

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: gnu
Date: 22 Dec 10 - 08:43 PM

Yer complainin about women bringin ya sweets?

Becca... better get them Power of Attorney papers ready. He's losin it fast.

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Dec 10 - 08:45 PM

Are you certain he ever really had "it"?

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: kendall
Date: 22 Dec 10 - 09:35 PM

I'm NOT complaining about women bringing me sweets! Just curious why they are all republicans.

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: kendall
Date: 23 Dec 10 - 03:11 AM

Probably trying to convert me.It will take more than bisquits and cookies.

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: jacqui.c
Date: 23 Dec 10 - 05:26 AM

Sounds like I had better get back there fast!

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: Becca72
Date: 23 Dec 10 - 07:28 AM

Oh sure! The pumpkin biscuits arrive AFTER I come for dinner. Damn

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 23 Dec 10 - 07:53 AM

That's what happens if you're not home before midnight. Your coach turns into a pumpkin, and somebody turns that, into a biscuit.
Watch out for a Prandsome Hince, with a dodgy looking glass trainer

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Dec 10 - 08:26 AM

They're republicans because democrats can't afford food.

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: GUEST,kendall
Date: 23 Dec 10 - 08:54 AM

Becca, I'll get the recipe.

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: Becca72
Date: 23 Dec 10 - 09:10 AM

The recipe would require that I COOK them...

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: jacqui.c
Date: 23 Dec 10 - 10:13 AM

Becca - if Kendall gets the recipe I'll make you some when I get back.

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: Becca72
Date: 23 Dec 10 - 10:30 AM

Thank you! :-)

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 23 Dec 10 - 11:25 AM

That worked out well

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: gnu
Date: 23 Dec 10 - 12:36 PM

But... they are republicans. How can you trust them to give the proper ingredients and amounts?

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 23 Dec 10 - 12:42 PM

Take every quantity they specify in the recipe, and reduce it by 50%

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: GUEST,kendall
Date: 23 Dec 10 - 01:34 PM

The one who gave me the bisquits told me they are full of caffeine. Wonder why she wanted me to be up all night?

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: Midchuck
Date: 23 Dec 10 - 03:25 PM

If they were full of Viagra, I'd understand.

(Hey, you knew somebody had to say it....)

P.

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: gnu
Date: 23 Dec 10 - 03:32 PM

See what I mean? She didn't tell you about the viagra, just the caffeine.

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: Becca72
Date: 23 Dec 10 - 04:03 PM

Oh Ick.

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: gnu
Date: 23 Dec 10 - 04:13 PM

Ick is why you are here, Becca. We all ick... when we can.

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: kendall
Date: 23 Dec 10 - 07:32 PM

You clowns all have one track minds.

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: J-boy
Date: 23 Dec 10 - 11:51 PM

And some of us have derailed.

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: kendall
Date: 24 Dec 10 - 08:46 AM

I tried Viagra once. Took it with an iron supplement and stood pointing North for two days.

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 24 Dec 10 - 09:00 AM

It's your magnetic personality Cap'n

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Dec 10 - 09:42 AM

Musta been pure hell in the Men's Room. And talk about inaccurate compass bearings!!

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: kendall
Date: 24 Dec 10 - 09:45 AM

Not for me it wasn't. Becca, cover your eyes!

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: jacqui.c
Date: 24 Dec 10 - 06:05 PM

KENDALL!!!!!


Cellar until I get home!

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: gnu
Date: 25 Dec 10 - 05:00 AM

Ho Ho Ho Cap'n.

Viagra and an iron supplement eh? Gave you a case of the True North Woods eh?

Viagra costs a lot less up here in the Great White North. We are a cheap buncha fuckers.

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: kendall
Date: 25 Dec 10 - 08:39 AM

It don't matter how much it costs if you don't need it.

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 25 Dec 10 - 08:40 AM

Who was that guy with the big nose?

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: kendall
Date: 25 Dec 10 - 10:27 AM

Jimmy Durante?

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: Amos
Date: 25 Dec 10 - 10:38 AM

Merry Christmas, Becca, Jacqui, Kendall and all!!

Don Viagra Cervantes Pinocchio the Third,I believe. An upstanding pillar of the community.


A

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Dec 10 - 10:47 AM

Now you know how Stonehenge was built. They just moved pebbles and gave them Viagra.

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 25 Dec 10 - 11:49 AM

If you have an erection that lasts for more than three days, consult a doctor.
The instruction label on Stonehenge, musta wore off.

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: kendall
Date: 25 Dec 10 - 05:24 PM

I wouldn't call a Doctor, I'd call Ripley's Believe it or not.

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: Amos
Date: 25 Dec 10 - 05:45 PM

"Hand me my baggy tweeds, James; I shall smuggle this one into town!"

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: jacqui.c
Date: 25 Dec 10 - 05:50 PM

I wouldn't call a Doctor, I'd call Ripley's Believe it or not

You'd better call me first!

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: gnu
Date: 25 Dec 10 - 06:45 PM

Jac.... Hahahahahahahahahaa!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: gnu
Date: 25 Dec 10 - 06:53 PM

Kendall... you lucked in when she she agreed to put up with the likes of you. Many men marry for many reasons, but, a sense of humour is, by far, the best reason.

And, yes, I know you are a funny guy, as we all do, but lucky too.

It's heartwarming.

Now, get a room!

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: kendall
Date: 25 Dec 10 - 08:21 PM

Jacqui, I was going to add that but thought better of it.
Now I'm going to let them in on the whole story.

I commented to her that the Viagra ads all say, "If you have an erection that lasts more than 4 hours, call a Doctor." I said, "To hell with the Doctor, I'd call you." and you replied, "I'll be on the next plane."

Folks, my wife passed her humor test right off the bat. She still spells it funny, but it's ok.

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: Becca72
Date: 27 Dec 10 - 09:43 AM

'scuse me, folks. I'll just be over here in the corner gouging my eyes out...

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: GUEST,kendall
Date: 27 Dec 10 - 09:59 AM

Must be hell to find out that your father is human.

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: Becca72
Date: 27 Dec 10 - 10:11 AM

Known that for a long time. Knowing it and reading about it are two different things, though.

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Dec 10 - 10:22 AM

"Here," she said, "take this computer and BURN IT!!!"

Becca, I have copies of my father and mother's letters to each other, both before and after they were married. They were, ah, all too human.

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: kendall
Date: 27 Dec 10 - 11:41 AM

We should be glad our parents were human.

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: gnu
Date: 27 Dec 10 - 12:42 PM

Hahahaaa.

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: kendall
Date: 27 Dec 10 - 01:03 PM

Otherwise we could have been Llamas, or Chimpanzees, or republicans...

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: Amos
Date: 27 Dec 10 - 04:33 PM

Gaaaah!!!!


:D


a

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: kendall
Date: 27 Dec 10 - 07:36 PM

Ok, ticks, or round worms.

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 28 Dec 10 - 05:36 AM

Or scorpions, or flat earthers.

OR

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 28 Dec 10 - 05:37 AM

The person who beat Terry to the 200th post ☺ ☻

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: gnu
Date: 30 Dec 10 - 04:31 PM

So, not much posting by Kendall... I wonder what he's up to?

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 30 Dec 10 - 05:40 PM

His beloved is home, he has no need of us now :(

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: Barbara Shaw
Date: 30 Dec 10 - 05:46 PM

He and Jacqui are stopping in Branford, CT (my house) next Wednesday on their way south. Got a small song circle planned. Get in touch if you'd like to join us!

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: gnu
Date: 30 Dec 10 - 07:15 PM

But, it's well over... ahhh... nevermind.

Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010
From: kendall
Date: 31 Dec 10 - 08:14 AM

Jacqui was involved in a car crash last month and her back is not getting any better.I hope it doesn't cancel our trip.