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Subject: BS: Who Wants to Tangle??? From: Bobert Date: 29 Mar 11 - 08:13 PM Well, seems that there's a little lull in the kingdom so I figured that maybe I could offer my services to get thinks perkin' so... ...I am willing to argue with anyone over any thing... It don't matter over the sea being blue - or is it green - or the sun coming up tomorrow... I will argue with ya'll about anything... I mean, baseball... Tiddlywinks... B sharp... B flat... B there... So ya'll... Here's yer opportunity to take a big bite outta this ol' hillbilly's butt... You pick the topic and yer posotion and I'll give it my best all... ... for Mudburg... B~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who Wants to Tangle??? From: Joe Offer Date: 29 Mar 11 - 08:26 PM Bobert, you drive me crazy....and I don't know why I like you so much, but I do. Take THAT! -Joe- |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who Wants to Tangle??? From: Rapparee Date: 29 Mar 11 - 08:30 PM Bobert, I think you're fulla crap about there being three W and Z bosons in the weak force. Wadda got to say for yerself about this, huh? Prove it! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who Wants to Tangle??? From: Ed T Date: 29 Mar 11 - 08:31 PM Do detoxifying foot bathes really work? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who Wants to Tangle??? From: Ed T Date: 29 Mar 11 - 08:33 PM If you were a Military guy and ordered to turn on your own citizens, would you? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who Wants to Tangle??? From: Ed T Date: 29 Mar 11 - 08:35 PM Men or Women , which is more horny? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who Wants to Tangle??? From: Rapparee Date: 29 Mar 11 - 08:37 PM I also think "King Lear" and "Macbeth" are greater plays than "Hamlet", no matter WHAT you say. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who Wants to Tangle??? From: Ed T Date: 29 Mar 11 - 08:40 PM Have you ever seen a nincom poop? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who Wants to Tangle??? From: Rapparee Date: 29 Mar 11 - 08:46 PM No, but I've seen a non-com poop. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who Wants to Tangle??? From: Ed T Date: 29 Mar 11 - 08:47 PM How does one train a 12 year cat to use a litter box, my small appartment stinks? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who Wants to Tangle??? From: Rapparee Date: 29 Mar 11 - 08:50 PM Electroshock often works wonders. So does moving and not telling the cat. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who Wants to Tangle??? From: saulgoldie Date: 29 Mar 11 - 08:51 PM Whasamatter, Bobert. R U bored? Board? Broad? OK, then. Um, how many Teapublicans does it take to...?? Um when we hear the "truth," how do we *know* it's the truth? Is is really class warfare, or just pretend Libertarianism gone awry? Is there any true "free market" anywhere in the whirled? Have you ever seen Sarah Palin's birth certificate? If Obama is a socialist, what was Teddy Roosevelt? I could go on... By the way, I usta have a guitar like your'n. But then I got a yob. Oh, you! I can't argue with you; I agree with too much of what you post. By the way, save the semicolon! It is really a GOOD piece of punctuation. It is just that too many people don't know how to wield it properly. Seeyah! Saul |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who Wants to Tangle??? From: saulgoldie Date: 29 Mar 11 - 08:52 PM Ed: No. And both. Nature demands it so that we create the next generation. Saul |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who Wants to Tangle??? From: Donuel Date: 29 Mar 11 - 09:01 PM Ebay took down my sale of Fukushima seawater samples. WTF if its not dangerous whats the big deal? Imma callin ebay out. bubert r u wit me or gainst me Saul Goldie I believe you are the prefect erudite candidate to accurately describe what and who the polar opposite of Barak Obama would be. If you can describe the person, I will illustrate him or her. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who Wants to Tangle??? From: Ed T Date: 29 Mar 11 - 09:02 PM Do you believe you have just one soulmate, or are there many out there that would do the trick? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who Wants to Tangle??? From: Ed T Date: 29 Mar 11 - 09:07 PM How much of Tolstoys 'War & Peace' do I have to read before I get to the good bits ? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who Wants to Tangle??? From: Ed T Date: 29 Mar 11 - 09:09 PM How do you feel about genetically modified orgasims? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who Wants to Tangle??? From: Ed T Date: 29 Mar 11 - 09:12 PM What type of animals most frequent the road kill population where you live? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who Wants to Tangle??? From: Bobert Date: 29 Mar 11 - 09:14 PM Okay, I'll start with Joe... Yeah, I like you, too even thought you have been a pain in my butt more than any hemroid... Why don't they call 'um "her-roids"??? Yo, Rap, As long as I am close to any bosoms, I'm a happy man... Yo, Ed T, Folkin' A, they work... I got my feets in a poll of the stuff now and tomorrow??? Sheet fire, son... I'll be like King Kong!!! Know what I mean??? Yo, Ed T., All depends on which citizens you want me to off... The Rednecks 'round these parts needs some serious offin'... Yo, Rap, Out, damned spot!!! Yo, Ed T. What's yer fascination with poo??? Yo, Saul, Yer geetar couldn't carry me geetar's jock strap!!! Yo, Donuel, Fir the most part, I am with you except were I ain't... Anyone else want a piece of me??? Bring it on!!! B~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who Wants to Tangle??? From: gnu Date: 29 Mar 11 - 09:21 PM What? You wanna fight? I trow my coat bot' side da road I come to fight me. My mudder could shove yer ass up yer ass barefoot you don' wanna fuck wit me la. Okay, enough of the trash talkin Acadie Man. (With apologies to my Acadian brothers... cousins... aunts... uncles...) Ed... "If you were a Military guy and ordered to turn on your own citizens, would you?" You ever been interviewed for officer material? That is a standard question (amongst others). When I was asked, I replied that it would depend on the situation but if it was against the justified will of the populace it would be be futile. The colonel said that the Canadian Armed Forces had enough firepower to enforce submission and eliminate any opposition. I asked, "If you killed them, who would you governÉ" I was deemed RMC material. (Short version.) Three days before being inducted and getting my pic in the papers as being one of three recruits selected from Atlantic Canada, I declined the offer. I didn`t and don't really wanna tangle. Not with that stuff. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who Wants to Tangle??? From: Bobert Date: 29 Mar 11 - 09:28 PM Okay, on GMOs... Here's what pisses me off... You have Farmer A who buy the GMOs and plants the sumabichin' seeds in his field and then along comes a bee... You, know, buzzz... And this bee get some polin off them GMO's corn and flys over to Farmer B's farm, who didn't buy the GMO seed and next thing ya' know you have Farmer B growing corn with Farmer A's GMO DNA and then the GMO comes in and sues Farmer B??? Heck, I'd sue the GMOers if I were Farmer B for inflicting their GMO carp on me... Okay, War and Peace??? I use it for startin' fires... I mean, I bought a copy at the Front Royal used book store for a buck and, hey, at 816 pages I can get about 200 fires outta it.... Okay, maybe 150 but that's cheap... Anyone else??? Bring it on quick 'cause ol' hillbilly might have to get back ta ya'll tomorrow 'cause I'm fadin' fast... B~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who Wants to Tangle??? From: Ed T Date: 29 Mar 11 - 09:39 PM ""Protesters were on the side of the road with signs about BAHRAIN. I saw one sign that said "HONK if you blah blah blah", (I couldn't read it) I just gave a courtesy honk and they went wild. I have no idea what I was honking for, does anyone?"" |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who Wants to Tangle??? From: GUEST,999 Date: 29 Mar 11 - 09:40 PM Well, where I live it's skunks. We aim for those who have been elected. But, we don't eat 'em. The deer, coyotes and cats--we don't eat them either, 'least 'til the larder gets near empty, and the redneck joke hit too close to home. See the 'First joke thread of 2011', post 114, and ain't that sad because four years ago the second joke thread had already been started because the first one was filled up--and I forget wtf I'm saying. OK. Just re-read this post and I still don't know wtf I'm sayin'. So argue with that! (Fuc#in' near lost my ampersand again.) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who Wants to Tangle??? From: Bobert Date: 29 Mar 11 - 10:01 PM Hey, bruce... You know exactly what you are sayin'... It's the other idiots that are clueless... Keep sayin' it... It'll eventually sink in... ...or... ...Like you say, you are clueless about what yer sayin' and in that case??? Hmmmmmmmm??? No, just stay clueless and maybe everyone else will get clueless with you??? We could start an entire "clueless movement" and maybe get a "Clueless Party"... I mean, other that the Repubs... I mean, they are clueless, too, except seein' that they don't know it then they wouldn't have come up with a "Clueless Party"... I mean, can you imagine it??? The possibilities are endless... I mean, when ya' order up a war and 4000 kids are killed you can just shrug and say "Hey, I'm... ahhhhh... you know... clueless".... I mean, they could have "Clueless Chew" tobacco, too... I mean, here s a commercial and there's a kid with his entire mouth eat up in cancer saying "Hey, ya'll... I'm clueless and proud of it!!!" just before he spits out his latest wad of "Clueless Chew" right where you were plannin' on walkin' to get back to yer car... Man, that is fucked up... B~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who Wants to Tangle??? From: Rapparee Date: 29 Mar 11 - 10:05 PM Bobert, yer so full shit yer eyes are brown. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who Wants to Tangle??? From: Bobert Date: 29 Mar 11 - 10:17 PM They are??? Excuse me... I need to walk into the bathroom and check out the mirror... Be back afterwords... B~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who Wants to Tangle??? From: Wesley S Date: 29 Mar 11 - 10:34 PM Yes - Next question. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who Wants to Tangle??? From: Bert Date: 29 Mar 11 - 10:37 PM It takes two to tangle. To train a cat of any age. Find a large cardboard box put the litter box in one corner and the food and water in another. A couple of days in that will straighten it out. A cat will not mess in its own space so it will use the litter box. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who Wants to Tangle??? From: Ebbie Date: 29 Mar 11 - 11:42 PM "How does one train a 12 year cat to use a litter box, my small appartment stinks?" I have heard of a five-year battery but a 12-year cat is a new one to me. Bot to answer your question, if a litter box is kept clean enough I have never known a cat of any age not to prefer it to any corner. "Um when we hear the "truth," how do we *know* it's the truth?" I operate on the theory that if it agrees with the opinion I hold, it is Truth. :) "What type of animals most frequent the road kill population where you live? " Bears, without a doubt. But I seem to have lost Bobert's premise. (not premises though; he has sold the farm.) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who Wants to Tangle??? From: J-boy Date: 29 Mar 11 - 11:58 PM Up in blue? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who Wants to Tangle??? From: Gurney Date: 30 Mar 11 - 12:20 AM I've been puzzling about Ed T's posts, the four in a row. Maybe I can answer them. Soulmate. Yes, several women did a trick with me. Not lately, though. War and Peace. All of it. The good part is taking it back to the library. Or, the index telling who the characters are, and who they are related to. 'Orgasims' Can't answer that one. Animals that frequent roadkill. Scavengers, eating roadkill. An old 'Punch' cartoon: "They should NEVER have made Mrs. Tiggywinkle the crossing warden!' |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who Wants to Tangle??? From: GUEST,999 Date: 30 Mar 11 - 01:39 AM Other than so many clueles--AND, may I ask, why NOT! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who Wants to Tangle??? From: wysiwyg Date: 30 Mar 11 - 03:28 AM GOT butt? :~) ~S~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who Wants to Tangle??? From: GUEST,999 Date: 30 Mar 11 - 04:11 AM Know why one's arse is split north-south? It's so when ya slide down a banister (railing) ya don't go pffffffffffffffftttttt. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who Wants to Tangle??? From: Will Fly Date: 30 Mar 11 - 04:23 AM Not if ya slide down sideways... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who Wants to Tangle??? From: GUEST,999 Date: 30 Mar 11 - 04:26 AM And there's that. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who Wants to Tangle??? From: VirginiaTam Date: 30 Mar 11 - 04:30 AM I got a bone to pick wif ya! How could ya leave beautiful Virginia for North Carolina? It is so..... differnt! Just ask William Byrd. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who Wants to Tangle??? From: Will Fly Date: 30 Mar 11 - 04:55 AM Bobert, old bean, it's frankly impossible to argue with you. Your every word is a pearl of wisdom slipping gently out of the butt of a mystic oyster. (Do oysters have butts?). You are a saint, a guru, a beacon of truth and goodness in a naughty world. Your every action - even taking a piss - has meaning and relevance to Man's condition. You are Everyman. Just occasionally you're also a heap of shit. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who Wants to Tangle??? From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 30 Mar 11 - 06:45 AM What type of animals most frequent the road kill population where you live? Do you mean what type of animals most frequently compose the road kill population or what type of animals most frequently consume the road kill population? Composers: armadillos, opossums, rabbits, gray squirrels, whitetail deer, raccoons, skunks, red foxes, black racer snakes, rattlesnakes, rats, toads, turtles, various raptors and vultures, domestic dogs and cats, coyotes Consumers: turkey vultures, black vultures, crows, red-tailed hawks, coyotes |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who Wants to Tangle??? From: fat B****rd Date: 30 Mar 11 - 06:51 AM Right, Bloozebob, you axed fer it!!...................er...........er.............B.B. KIng is overrated. So there. Feisty B****rd |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who Wants to Tangle??? From: olddude Date: 30 Mar 11 - 07:53 AM I still think it was you that took my missing work boot. Yea left me with just the one to hop along on one leg and a sock ... yah but ya won't admit it ... and I know it was you that sent me the box of Jell-o in the mail also ... You prick !! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who Wants to Tangle??? From: Bobert Date: 30 Mar 11 - 08:09 AM Great!!! Folks tangling with one another... Ya'll 'bout wored me out last night with it but this is a new day... Let's see who today's tanglers are... First of all, Ol'ster... Yeah, I took yer boot and hid it in yer own danged house... Hint: you'll find it in the last place that you look... Think about that one... Oyster butts, Will Fly??? Of course they have butts or there wouldn't be any oyster poo... And they wouldn't be able to slide down the banister either... Who else wants a piece of me??? B~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who Wants to Tangle??? From: Becca72 Date: 30 Mar 11 - 09:28 AM Gnu, I have an employee of Canadian heritage who just taught us this expression! :-) Cracked me up. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who Wants to Tangle??? From: Becca72 Date: 30 Mar 11 - 09:29 AM "this expression" being 'I trow my coat bot' side da road' |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who Wants to Tangle??? From: 3refs Date: 30 Mar 11 - 09:48 AM Who was tougher "Blady" Chard or Eddie Dolan? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who Wants to Tangle??? From: 3refs Date: 30 Mar 11 - 09:50 AM That was "Baldy" not "Blady" |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who Wants to Tangle??? From: Rapparee Date: 30 Mar 11 - 10:08 AM Bobert, I posted your initial writings on this thread on the bulletin board at the Legion Hovel. Teeny Billy said he'd be happy to tangle with ya but he had to finish eating his bowl of railroad spikes first. The Arizona Kid would also like to "debate" you with fists, guns, knives, brass knucks, clubs, or anything else as long as you don't mess up his "beautiful face." Wheels McCarthy is willing to race you, his car against yours, over the Knox Canyon road (I should warn you, his car is a 1954 Chevy with a stock mill and three on the tree). |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who Wants to Tangle??? From: Bobert Date: 30 Mar 11 - 10:15 AM Fine, Rap... But those losers will first have to fight it out between themselves to see who get's a "crack" at me... Kinda like the NCCA tournament... Once they have done that send 'um over here and we'll sho nuff get in the MudPit with the best of that loser crop... B~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who Wants to Tangle??? From: VirginiaTam Date: 30 Mar 11 - 10:28 AM I claim post 50! What are you gonna do about it from way over there in North Carolinaville? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who Wants to Tangle??? From: fat B****rd Date: 30 Mar 11 - 10:36 AM I SAID...B.B.King etcetc |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who Wants to Tangle??? From: Ed T Date: 30 Mar 11 - 11:02 AM ""Know why one's arse is split north-south?"" Ever tried the product "Monkey Butt" many truckers say it works. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who Wants to Tangle??? From: Bill D Date: 30 Mar 11 - 11:31 AM Ya' know, I think they named that Iron City beer for that metallic taste they give it to hide the flavor of river water they must make it from. ...(dodging behind the barn, waiting....) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who Wants to Tangle??? From: Bobert Date: 30 Mar 11 - 11:41 AM Oh yeah... B.B. King... There's a reason why they call him B.B.!!! 'Cause when compared to real bluesmen who play Howitzer blues the stuff that he does is like, ahhhhh, a BB... In other words: blues lite... If that... Maybe "The Thrill is Gone", I donno??? Sho nuff ain't there no more... Yeah, okay, Becca... I set it up so you'd get "50"... Happy belated birthday... Oh, takin' a shot at Iron City, will ya, BillyBobDEee... The reason they call it Iron City is because you drink it and it's like Popeye's spinich... Makes you like Black Sabbath's "IRON MAN"... DaDah, DaDaDah, DaDaDaDaDaDaDaDaDah... Iron Man Bobert |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who Wants to Tangle??? From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp Date: 30 Mar 11 - 11:56 AM What the....??? Man, I can't believe I didn't spot this thread till now! I been wantin' to pick a bone with YOU, mister. In my opinion, which is about the best opinion around here, you are one sorry-ass human, Bub. You are the scrapin's off the bottom of the proverbial barrel, know what I mean? First off, you start accusin' me of messin' up yer campaign office back in 2008 and that is a bald-faced lie! Next you start insultin' me and my close relatives by usin' specist language and innuendo. Next you scorn my generous offer of $5,000 for yer property when you was sellin' it. I don't forget that kinda stuff, buster. You are lucky I'm so busy with work right now or I would come down yer way and rearrange yer features some, see? I would make you a bit better lookin', just outta the kindness of my heart, by hammerin' you inta the ground like a tent peg. Hold that thought, okay? - Chongo |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who Wants to Tangle??? From: Becca72 Date: 30 Mar 11 - 12:02 PM Ok, now I got something to debate wid ya...VTam claimed #50, not me. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who Wants to Tangle??? From: Rapparee Date: 30 Mar 11 - 12:02 PM Just as soon as you can find your way outa that paper bag, Chongo. Hint: Look for the big hole. Bobert, Iron City is brewed from the dregs of Rolling Rock, which is made from the dregs of Grain Belt, which is made from the sparkling waters of the St. Paul sewage lagoons. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who Wants to Tangle??? From: Ed T Date: 30 Mar 11 - 12:17 PM Chongo Butt Testimonial: ""GOOD DAY.. I am a large breasted woman and live in the south. Currently its 100 degrees and my breast area sweats and doesnt stay fresh. I asked my other large breasted co workers what they use to stay dry. They all said the same thing Johnsons & Johnsons baby powder, so I too tried it. did not work. Back to square one.. I went to my medicine website and they also sell other products, I found anti monkey butt powder. I said if it keeps the big burly bikers dry, it must work for me. I bought some and was impressed. I love this stuff, it keeps the girls dry and ffresh ALLLL day."" Dee Rob, Product: Lady Anti-Monkey Butt |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who Wants to Tangle??? From: Bobert Date: 30 Mar 11 - 12:31 PM Haha, Chonnz... You couldn't pound tent peg with a 12 pound sledge hamnmer... Why??? 'Cause you can't pick 12 pounds off the floor... Rap is right... Paper bags are about your limit and that's on one of yer better days, which don't come around too often... Yo, Becca... See what I mean??? Tangle with me on numbers an' I can tangle ya' right back... Who else??? Oh yeah... Rolling Rock??? "Iron" smashes "rock" and rock smashed sizzors and sizzors cut paper so maybe Chongz needs a pair of sizzors to help him outta that paper bag... But at least yer Rolling Rock got a 2nd place, Rap, right behind a real beer!!! Next!!! B~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who Wants to Tangle??? From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp Date: 30 Mar 11 - 12:54 PM When the apes and monkeys take over this land, chump, you will be put in a small iron cage and displayed fer the public to ogle and throw peanuts at. Crowds of pushy ape and monkey tourists will take pictures of you as you grimace at them from behind the bars in yer filthy enclosure and utter incoherent grunts and squeals. Their little ones will "ooo" and "ahhh" and say, "Eeew!!! Look at him! He is sooooo UGLY, Daddy!" The same goes fer Rap, only he will be set well back from the outer walls, cos he is the kind who would throw poop without a doubt, and besides...he's a bit dangerous. To old grannies and little kids, I mean. - Chongo |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who Wants to Tangle??? From: VirginiaTam Date: 30 Mar 11 - 12:57 PM see... them North Carolinians can't even count. William Byrd was right! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who Wants to Tangle??? From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp Date: 30 Mar 11 - 02:38 PM I got an idea here, Bobert. There's a way we could settle our little disagreements and make some BIG money at the same time. I got pals in the fight business, okay? Mostly boxers, but I know some wrestlers too. I was a good buddy of Primo Carnera a long time ago, and I have kept up my contacts in the business ever since. I drank The Sheik under the table one night at a bar in Fresno. What I am thinkin' is this: We book a big exhibition fight between yerself and yers truly, and we do it in Philadelphia which is a hell of a good town fer fights. We can work it through the WWF maybe. We bill it as "CHIMP versus CHUMP - THE Fight of the NEW CENTURY!!!" You get to be the "Chump". Naturally. We split the take 50/50 after the promoters get their cut. Now, the only real problem with this plan is that it would be too short a fight. I hit you. You hit the floor. That would never do. So here's the plan. I carry you for the first, oh, 2 rounds. Even make it look like yer winnin' for awhile. Then I pull out all the stops in the 3rd round and put you away like last week's stale pizza. Everybody goes nuts. You go to the hospital. We cash in. Sounds like a plan, huh? Let's do it. - Chongo |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who Wants to Tangle??? From: Rapparee Date: 30 Mar 11 - 02:45 PM Hey, Chongo. Spring's here and I need to go to the range to brush away the winter's dust, ya know? Anyway, I need a target holder and I figger you're |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who Wants to Tangle??? From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp Date: 30 Mar 11 - 02:50 PM I am a little too busy just at the moment, Rap. How about if I send one of the local baboons here instead? I got one in mind. Repo. He ain't too bright, but he'll do anything for a banana. I will tell him you hate me, cos then he'll want to work for you even more. He don't care for me that much, and the feelin' is mutual. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who Wants to Tangle??? From: Rapparee Date: 30 Mar 11 - 02:53 PM Well, if you can't do it you can't do it. I understand, being busy laying eggs like you are. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who Wants to Tangle??? From: Bobert Date: 30 Mar 11 - 02:57 PM Me thinks that you musta ate some of that stale pizza, Chongz, 'cause you is hallucinating... First of all, it's 80/20 with me getting the 80 and you getting the 20... Second of all, it'll be yer sorry monkey butt they be scrapin' off the canvas in the 3rd round, that is if I let it go that far... And lastly, I hate Philly... Now as fir that zoo idea??? I'll just offer that as "Exhibit G" at your next mental health evaluation... B~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who Wants to Tangle??? From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp Date: 30 Mar 11 - 03:35 PM 80/20???????????? I offer you 50/50 and you offer me a measely 20 percent???? You got some nerve, Roscoe. Just fer that I am gonna massacre yer ugly ass for FREE. No charge. I will do it for the sheer pleasure of it. - Chongo |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who Wants to Tangle??? From: saulgoldie Date: 30 Mar 11 - 03:49 PM None of my bidness, Chongo. (But you ARE doing this in public.) But, um, I got one word for you: zoo. Now that you understand, perhaps that 20% dunna look so bad, eh? Saul |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who Wants to Tangle??? From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp Date: 30 Mar 11 - 04:24 PM No amount of percentage is any big help to a dead man, Saul. Look at it this way. How is Bobert gonna spend his 80% when he is pushin' up daisies? Hmm? - Chongo |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who Wants to Tangle??? From: Bobert Date: 30 Mar 11 - 04:46 PM Only daisies in anyone's future here, Chongz, will be the ones that your one person fan club, i.e. LH, will send you at the friggin' hospital... Might of fact, have you discussed this idea with him??? I mean, unlike you he's a somewhat reasonable feller and he might just talk some sense into ya' but if he can't let me leave you with a little Bobert wisdom: The teeth you save may be yer own!!! You need that translated??? Now I am tiring of your obvious spin around the block sans your meds... Next!!! (Delusional monkeys need not apply...) B~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who Wants to Tangle??? From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp Date: 30 Mar 11 - 05:18 PM Yeah, right. Can't take the heat, huh? Runnin' off to hide under yer flannel blankie? I thought so. Yer kind is never willin' to go the distance. A lotta big talk and no action. - Chongo |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who Wants to Tangle??? From: Little Hawk Date: 30 Mar 11 - 05:25 PM I'm afraid I can't help here. I tried to intercede between Bobert and Chongo about a half hour ago and offer to negotiate a peaceful settlement, but the moment I opened this thread I was swept away in a gigantic tidal wave of testosterone which poured forth from the computer screen and carried me out of the house, down the street, and I ended up about 5 miles away clinging desperately to a small dead tree. It was horrible! All around me there were people, cars, houses, cows, dogs, cats, debris of every kind, all being pulled along helplessly in a raging torrent of male ego! I am going to PM Max and see if he can shut down this thread as a public safety measure. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who Wants to Tangle??? From: Bobert Date: 30 Mar 11 - 05:33 PM Danged, LH!!! Thanks fir tryin' but after that tsunami you went thru you just need an evening off... Listen to some old Dylan LP's thru yer headphones and if Chongz shows up, don't answer the door... He's going thru his Spring Dementia thing... He'll get over it... Lucky to have found that "small dead tree", heh??? Now go listen to some Dylan... Unless you want to tangle up in blues over him??? I mean, I love Dylan... Especially, ahhhh, everything he ever did... I mean, the guy is great... "Time Outta Mind" was a tad weird but, hey, it was still great... B~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who Wants to Tangle??? From: Little Hawk Date: 30 Mar 11 - 05:37 PM Good advice. ;-) I had a little trouble relating to "Love and Theft", but, yeah, I can take a lot of ol' Bob, that's for sure. I'm gonna go out to the local Tim Horton's, have some chili and a hot drink, and try to recover my wits. (no smart cracks, please!) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who Wants to Tangle??? From: Rapparee Date: 30 Mar 11 - 11:04 PM If you see Shame McBride, tell him I said hello and that my "friends" from Toronto should be looking him up real soon now...he's got a boat ride in his future but I don't think he'll like it very much. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who Wants to Tangle??? From: Little Hawk Date: 31 Mar 11 - 12:09 AM Okay. Will do. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who Wants to Tangle??? From: GUEST,Patsy Date: 31 Mar 11 - 08:15 AM In the dictionary Yokels and Hillbilly has a similar description so....were we in the West S/West UK the original hillbillies do you think? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who Wants to Tangle??? From: Bobert Date: 31 Mar 11 - 10:24 AM Well, I donno... I reckon that the Native Americans (Indians) were the original hillbillies... lol... B~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who Wants to Tangle??? From: Rapparee Date: 31 Mar 11 - 10:31 AM Sasquatch, Bobert. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who Wants to Tangle??? From: Ed T Date: 31 Mar 11 - 07:30 PM Milutin Milankovitch would like to tangle! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who Wants to Tangle??? From: Donuel Date: 31 Mar 11 - 07:37 PM Thats the spirit Will The rest of these posts are as argumentative as a gay slap fight or a pissing contest comprised of seltzer filled squirt guns. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who Wants to Tangle??? From: Ed T Date: 31 Mar 11 - 07:39 PM Take this and unsnarl it, "Tangle Boy" Earthquake Prediction Theories |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who Wants to Tangle??? From: Rapparee Date: 31 Mar 11 - 09:30 PM Tangle? Why not tango???? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who Wants to Tangle??? From: Ed T Date: 31 Mar 11 - 09:32 PM ""Why not tango????"" Because, it takes two. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who Wants to Tangle??? From: Bobert Date: 31 Mar 11 - 09:56 PM Unless you do the French version... B~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who Wants to Tangle??? From: Rapparee Date: 31 Mar 11 - 10:00 PM Bobert, are you bad-mouthin' the FRENCH? Huh? Are ya? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who Wants to Tangle??? From: Bobert Date: 01 Apr 11 - 08:12 AM Why not??? They do it all the time... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who Wants to Tangle??? From: Rapparee Date: 01 Apr 11 - 10:25 AM I was just checkin'. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who Wants to Tangle??? From: Bobert Date: 01 Apr 11 - 05:19 PM Well, great, ya'll... Seems with LH giving up most of his fantasies this could become a popular thread... ...or not... B~ |
