BS: The World Hasn't Ended Here

Subject: RE: BS: The World Hasn't Ended Here
From: jacqui.c
Date: 21 May 11 - 11:47 AM

Kendall says that if we were at home he would be tempted to leave some of his old clothes laying in a religious republican friend's dooryard!

Subject: RE: BS: The World Hasn't Ended Here
From: Will Fly
Date: 21 May 11 - 11:24 AM

Hell's teeth - Mudcat's the afterlife? !!!

Subject: RE: BS: The World Hasn't Ended Here
From: Ed T
Date: 21 May 11 - 11:09 AM

Maybe it has, and this is the afterlife? How would one check that one out?

Subject: RE: BS: The World Hasn't Ended Here
From: saulgoldie
Date: 21 May 11 - 10:42 AM

Dave,

You don't need an excuse to dive into the single malts. ;)

Saul

Subject: RE: BS: The World Hasn't Ended Here
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 21 May 11 - 10:21 AM

The world ? ending at 6pm ? feck I'd better make an inroad into the stash of single malts.

Dave H

Subject: RE: BS: The World Hasn't Ended Here
From: GUEST,Lighter
Date: 21 May 11 - 10:09 AM

But you know, it would be just like the Rapture to occur when no one expects it: which would definitely be some time later today but before midnight (wherever you are).

That way today's prophecy would still be fulfilled.

So there is no CNN/Fox coverup. This time.

But there's good news (unless you're looking forward to the Rapture)! Since I've figured out that it has to happen by midnight, it can't happen then! Because then I'd have known. And nobody can know.

So basically it could happen any time from now on. As usual. If you believe in the Rapture.

Atheists, Muslims, Jews, most Protestants (some are iffy) and the Pope do not. Agnostics have to be on the fence.

Subject: RE: BS: The World Hasn't Ended Here
From: GUEST,Eliza
Date: 21 May 11 - 09:58 AM

Well, Little Hawk, I'm just going to get my washing in and iron it, then water my hanging baskets and flower tubs. A bit of a waste of energy if I'm going to be Raptured at 6pm!

Subject: RE: BS: The World Hasn't Ended Here
From: GUEST,Lighter
Date: 21 May 11 - 09:57 AM

As I understand the workings of the world's time zones, the first cataclysms should have hit New Zealand hours ago as they began their inexorable roll eastward, arriving at some point at your house.

Nothing on CNN or Fox.

Why the coverup?

Subject: RE: BS: The World Hasn't Ended Here
From: saulgoldie
Date: 21 May 11 - 09:54 AM

It ended here, long ago...

"Don't they know, it's the end of the world,
It ended when you said, 'Good-bye.'"

Saul

Subject: RE: BS: The World Hasn't Ended Here
From: Little Hawk
Date: 21 May 11 - 09:44 AM

It doesn't end until 6 PM (in each appropriate time zone), you silly goose! ;-) Synchronize your watches, people.

Subject: RE: BS: The World Hasn't Ended Here
From: GUEST,Eliza
Date: 21 May 11 - 09:44 AM

Still here so far. Neighbours all as normal. Lovely sunny day, have been sitting in the garden. No sign of any Rapture yet.

Subject: BS: The World Hasn't Ended Here
From: LadyJean
Date: 21 May 11 - 09:42 AM

The sun rose this morning, which is a bit unusual. We've had some pretty heavy rains here. But none of my neighbors has been carried off with nothing left but his clothes. All in all it seems to be business as usual in Western Pennsylvania. Has the world ended where you are?