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MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]

Rapparee 05 Mar 20 - 09:51 AM
Donuel 05 Mar 20 - 05:30 AM
Rapparee 05 Mar 20 - 02:38 AM
GUEST, The Galactic Overlord 04 Mar 20 - 09:20 PM
Donuel 04 Mar 20 - 07:22 PM
Rapparee 04 Mar 20 - 07:11 PM
Donuel 04 Mar 20 - 06:33 PM
Rapparee 03 Mar 20 - 10:13 PM
Stilly River Sage 03 Mar 20 - 12:15 PM
Donuel 03 Mar 20 - 11:33 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 03 Mar 20 - 08:54 AM
Donuel 03 Mar 20 - 06:04 AM
Rapparee 02 Mar 20 - 10:41 PM
Donuel 02 Mar 20 - 08:08 PM
Donuel 02 Mar 20 - 02:27 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 02 Mar 20 - 01:06 PM
Stilly River Sage 02 Mar 20 - 12:28 PM
Rapparee 02 Mar 20 - 09:33 AM
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Donuel 02 Mar 20 - 08:16 AM
Rapparee 02 Mar 20 - 08:06 AM
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Rapparee 01 Mar 20 - 10:00 PM
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Donuel 01 Mar 20 - 10:41 AM
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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Mar 20 - 09:51 AM

I knew a teen who was a pro. Ah, the memories!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 05 Mar 20 - 05:30 AM

Dear Galactic Overlord, Your representative on Earth has caused me to look elsewhere for guiandance. Even Sirius B.

We are beyond the acceptance of mere amino acids prevalent in the universe, we now have proof of ubiquitous proteins
So we now can prove you are not the only game in town anymore fella.

I welcome all Heavy hydrogen beings to the pantheon of BS ( Beings in Space )


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Mar 20 - 02:38 AM

Freckles’ Advice                     

Though Freckles is an angel now, he ain't forgot his friends.
He drops to earth and hangs around behind the buckin' pens.
He pulls a rope or just makes sure a rider gets bucked free.
So I took it as an honor, the day he spoke to me...

"I saw you ride your bull today. You sure did yourself proud.
You had him by the short hairs, I could feel it in the crowd!"
"I really should be thankful that I even stayed aboard.
You could'a done it better, Freckles...I'm lucky that I scored!"

"Hey don't be puttin' yourself down! You know you did okay.
The time will come when you look back and hunger for today
When everything was workin' right and judges liked your style,
Your joints were smooth, your belly flat and girls liked your smile.

"Cause in between the best you rode and the last one that you'll try
You'll face your own mortality and look it in the eye.
There ain't no shame admittin' you ain't what you used to be,
The shame is blamin' Lady Luck when Father Time's the key!

So if they know you came to ride and always did your best
Then hang your ol' spurs up with pride, 'cause that's the acid test
And, say some gunsel offers you a 'Geritol on Ice,'
Just grin 'im down, 'cause you don't have to ride Tornado twice!"


©Baxter Black


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: GUEST, The Galactic Overlord
Date: 04 Mar 20 - 09:20 PM

You acephalic invertebrate! Your thoughts are less than those of Nicdomian slime worms! Those witless fungi of Betelgeuse are rulers of only the bottom most mud of naphtha oceans, incapable of supporting life or thought! And YOU listen to them! Tune your thoughts instead to ME and you will be rewarded with treasure far, far beyond your feeble imagination. And note well: As you are inexorably bound by the chains of the speed of light in your time frame I am destroying Betelgeuse in the future, in actually it has already been done. Accept me as your destiny, for in truth I am such.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 04 Mar 20 - 07:22 PM

Contacting Betelgeuse makes me look like some kind of a god damn religious nut as if I'm bowing down to the gods. Jeesh, what's a good athiest to do?

Vibe prisms do work but are still too bulky/expensive to wear comfortably.


btw
The surgical intake male nurse was a real Mench in our free ranging conversation that went from; the best jokes to family survival experiences in Hitler Death camps, from XRAY Ted jokes to holocaust PTSD. At least it lowered my blood pressure by 40 points


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Mar 20 - 07:11 PM

When my wife had her head injury I offered to bring my brace and bits, but the surgeon talked me out of it.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 04 Mar 20 - 06:33 PM

Knowing why and how they help can make them more reasonable.
Their purpose is to stop clot formation and travel in the body.
"i'm avoiding a stroke" is a better thought than "these god damn things are chaffing".

The only thing I notice from my surgury today is the pressure bandage. That sucker is tight! No thick tissue except bone were cut.

To have a more open mind, I had a reversable timpantion done by installing a plastic zipper over the vibe vent on my right occipital lobe. A lid over the timpanation/zipper is sewn in the back of several ball caps. If I ever want to close off my mind completely I just wear the thickest lid in the Red cap. The blue cap lets in 1/2 the vibes and the white cap is just a hat.

To pick up vibes from the overlords I take off my hat unzip the vibe vent and aim my timpanation at Betelgeuse.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Mar 20 - 10:13 PM

But...but...those were your best friends! All of the junk medical equipment are your best friends! Compression socks! Crutches! Walkers! Toilet seat risers! How can you be so crass as to denigrate your best friends? Shocking, simply shocking!

All that stuff we have stored in The Box Room along with the Christmas decorations and tree. We expect to use the Christmas stuff again and hope never to use the other.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 03 Mar 20 - 12:15 PM

Thank goodness those awful circulation cuffs are out of my life. The damn things literally wore the hair off of my lower calves (why bother to shave before the bandage comes off, though perhaps the bandage will rip off the hair growing under it?) MOM is trying to figure out a way to do some adaptive reuse, maybe set up a system of tubes and manual pumps that the cuffs could be attached to and squeeze and pump a steady supply of booze or maybe some annoyingly viscous substance like ketchup from one location to another.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 03 Mar 20 - 11:33 AM

My point precisely. There is no comprehensive cohesive or coherent plan for the markets or outbreak response except duck (dog) and cover.
Why believe in anything anymore?
So why believe nothing is the best policy?
When the policy is nothing something seems too radical.
The radical FED rate cut of 1/2 point to help corporations did nothing. The FED was never before used in a health emergency.

something - nothing , true - untrue. Its like we all decided there is no such thing as choice. Just grin and bear it. "The opposite President can't possibly cause too much harm". Waiting for an election also turned out to be a big no choice nothing.

The ghost of Claudius has awakened and let all the evil in the mud to hatch out.
No government, no law, no fundamentals, no alternatives, no Noah's ark.

On the other hand, Don't worry - be happy. Life is just a bowl of cherries. ya gotta spit the pits.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 03 Mar 20 - 08:54 AM

Your typo is forgiven, Don. Anyway, there are many millions of Americans for whom the distinction between "true" and "untrue" is irrelevant or nonexistent.

And it can be like that for you too! Go ahead! Take the plunge! Drink the Kool-Aid!

The last few lines of 1984 updated:

...everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother The Donald.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 03 Mar 20 - 06:04 AM

Freudian slip or phase shift?- I said "untrue" instead of true.

When I can not tell the difference between the two it may be an early sign I am moving from limited future sight to the Trump rip in the fabric of time truth which is a phase shift black hole of the quantum "other".
In which case I should probably pull a Chris Matthews soon.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Mar 20 - 10:41 PM

I believe six impossible things before breakfast, past, present, future, and other.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 02 Mar 20 - 08:08 PM

The most significant thing ever said here was that it is a persistantly stubborn illusion that the past present and future are different from one another.
For this to be untrue the past would have to become unreal in the passing moment of now and the future would become no place to go since it does not exist yet.
So time must exist as a fundamental whole with the only difference being the amount we are allowed to know about past present and future.
Rap knows the past, I know more than usual about the future and BWL knows how crazy the present can be and SRS knows all 3.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 02 Mar 20 - 02:27 PM

Its good you checked your tolerence now. You will know what you will be able to do on OTC aspercreme lidocaine and the equivalence of 3 aspirin when the time comes. The advantage you gain may only be a few days of light withdrawl as opposed to a week. A heavy withdrawl is 18 days and the strongest withdrawl is 30 days or more.

Rap, achieving a 75.1 blood alcohol count is not recommended by the CDC but would be a world record beating Shane by 40 points on St. Patricks Day 1997.

Goodbye Rosie, Queen of Corona, seein me and Julio down by the school yard.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 02 Mar 20 - 01:06 PM

The most dangerous thing about prescription opioids isn't the risk of becoming addicted to the drugs themselves. It's that the constipation they cause can leave you addicted to laxatives, stool softeners, glycerin suppositories, and Fleet enemas.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 02 Mar 20 - 12:28 PM

I overstated the relief from the OTC stuff; after a few hours the muscle pain set in, and trying the muscle relaxants didn't offer any help for it so I'm back on Oxy. Yes, I'm not happy about taking acetaminophen, but it's the only one allowed right now.

You know that gimmick that always shows up in cop shows - they go to someone's house and ask to use the bathroom? I don't have a mirrored cabinet in my bathroom. Wouldn't do 'em a bit of good to go snooping in there.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Mar 20 - 09:33 AM

Scientists Who Should Know are saying that wiping your hands with a solution of about 70% alcohol is a good way to kill off that corona virus that's going around. I have a liter of 151 proof rum, and killing the virus that's gotten inside is a lot better than one the outside. So...I have to go disinfect and sanitize myself.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Mar 20 - 09:29 AM

Which one?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 02 Mar 20 - 08:16 AM

Most people do not know how toxic Tylenol is. Mixed with as littlr as a bottle of wine can kill a liver.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Mar 20 - 08:06 AM

The narcotic stuff is for using when and while you need it. If there's some left lock it away, you may need some later. When it's over you can keep it locked away for the next time (and there will, unfortunately, be a next time) or drop it off at the local Walgreen's or cop shop for safe disposal. As my dear old seanmathair used to say, "Chomh luath agus in féidir."


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 02 Mar 20 - 12:11 AM

I'm tired of the medications I have to sort through so have taken myself off of the narcotic stuff and have better results with the OTC variety. I don't care what MOM said about getting "the good stuff," it's not good if it doesn't work. I'm still weeks away from being allowed in the Legion Hovel with the other meds they have me taking, but I'll toss the Tylenol by the time my liver is allowed to become reacquainted with alcohol.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Mar 20 - 10:00 PM

Well, a pile of rattlesnakes makes folks out here think twice, assuming they're among the minority who CAN and/or DO think. I think a snake pit would be better than padlocks. I'd use Gluon but have no idea where/when/what that duckdog is.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 01 Mar 20 - 02:02 PM

Or Rap could just move to Florida and let the natural fauna take care of whatever miscreants he needs to lock his stuff away from. We have the best variety of deadly mammals, reptiles, fish, and invertebrates of anyplace in North America.

Better yet, move to Australia. They have so many deadly critters it makes Florida look like a petting zoo.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 01 Mar 20 - 10:41 AM

But locks are more humane and cheaper.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 01 Mar 20 - 10:22 AM

Landmines did come to mind.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Mar 20 - 09:33 AM

Left to my own ideas, I'd just use punji stakes -- heat treated for toughness and dipped in human poop. Maybe a barb on the insertion end. Or maybe one of those toe-popper land mines that just blow a leg off from the foot to the knee. But the people involved are wimps.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 29 Feb 20 - 05:39 PM

BWL you can put yourself in Rap's position of living out in the country when wandering bands of corona zombies are looking for shelter.
You can't kill them and you can't risk exposure so locking them up humanely, letting them eat a lovely last spread in an abandoned shed and allowing the cold to do the rest is the obvious solution.

If you have a better idea don't be selfish. I believe Rap is a genius.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 29 Feb 20 - 03:26 PM

Mom's recommendation is that Rap abandons his search for the ideal padlock and simply booby-traps whatever he was planning on putting locks on. The old string-tied-to-a-12 gauge's-trigger thing works dependably well and provides endless opportunities for imaginative variation involving creative use of pulleys, springs, weights, clamps, etc.

Or he could just spring for a pair of attack-trained Rottweilers.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: keberoxu
Date: 29 Feb 20 - 02:02 PM

Maybe not people.
Maybe it's feral hogs ...


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 29 Feb 20 - 01:25 PM

How many people you are shackling?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Feb 20 - 01:15 PM

Mom? Can you recommend a good, secure padlock that won't freeze up in temperatures well below 0F, is cut proof for a 36 inch bolt cutter, doesn't rust or corrode, which can be keyed alike or better yet have different keys for each lock and a master key, and which costs less than USD 10.00 each? And they have to fit a variety of hasps and chains!

Thank you, Mom.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 28 Feb 20 - 11:10 PM

A brainstorm (kopfstrum) by Steven Miller has inspired Trump to put a tariff on Chinese virus. He believes it will pay for the stock market
dip that was caused by Bernie worry.

I found out stuff about the Catholic bischops who tend the Vatican Bank. They filled buses with quarantined northern Italians to attend an ash wednesday gathering by the Pope. Due to a bad cold the Pope has suspended his duties.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Feb 20 - 10:16 PM

MOM, I've been finding stuff out about the local Catholic churches! For instance, if you count all the exterior doors, including the double and triple ones, there are 52. There are also 5 garage doors and 1 garden gate. There are three outside entrances to the two churches and the school, these enter the basements. Gee, it's grand to have once been a genuine Physical Security Specialist! You get to do such exciting things.

I used to like pickled herring but apparently it does things to your breath. I tried not breathing after I enjoyed some but it caused comment.

On another note, I seem to have bone spurs in the bottom joint of my left thumb. They hurt, but I can't get drafted!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 28 Feb 20 - 12:53 PM

Pickled herring in wine sauce - a wonderful snack when eaten in moderation.

The knee is improving, according to the physical therapist, and the 2 months of workouts ahead of time give me a great edge on recovery as far as muscle tone. But as the one wearing the knee, I have to admit I'm tired of the compression sock things and the awkward moves that cause a flareup of bursitis in the hip.

The last couple of PT visits have concluded with me handing the spray bottle (water) to Katie and then lifting the cover from the dog door and letting the guys come in for a visit. The squirt bottle causes them to not be quite so pushy; for as little water as that thing puts out they still don't like it. And I've demonstrated my walker-dog-sweep move to keep them from jumping on me at the same time.

MOM's had more than her share of beer and wine since I'm forbidden from adding alcohol to the cocktail of stuff I'm on for the knee. She's going to have to walk off a little extra weight come spring. (Walking over to the Legion Hovel will give her some exercise, I guess.)


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 27 Feb 20 - 11:23 PM

kippered is slang for skipper who is the one who decides when the boots are, on average, ripe enough.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 27 Feb 20 - 10:54 PM

Actually, I like canned herring snacks. I prefer them over sardines.

It's those over-salted dried kippered herring things that are inedible. I don't even think they're fish. When fishermen's work boots get so nasty and stinky that they can't stand to wear them anymore, they slice them into strips and sell them as kippered herring.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 27 Feb 20 - 08:03 PM

creamed herring is kosher.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 27 Feb 20 - 06:37 PM

No, one may not eat herring during Lent. Herring are not fish, they are foul.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: keberoxu
Date: 27 Feb 20 - 06:31 PM

... regarding the Lenten fast:
what about herring?
Can one eat herring?

Because there is a wonderful Gaelic poem
by an Irish monk,
welcoming the herring at Lenten time.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 27 Feb 20 - 05:08 PM

How's the knee?

I like the folded space idea but the results are not intuitive.
There is not a more crowded space but rather a much bigger space.
This is very handy in apartment living or inside a tardis.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 27 Feb 20 - 04:43 PM

I saw a good Florida Woman story the other day but lost track of it before getting back here. Chances are she'll do something stupid again and maybe I'll manage to post it that time.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 27 Feb 20 - 01:51 PM

Not a correctional facility, just an institution.

On the other hand, Mom is an institution.

Putting an institution in an institution is difficult, but not impossible. It's a bit like putting ten pounds of sugar in a five-pound bag. It's most easily achieved by curving space back on itself or similar judicious alteration of the space-time continuum.

Don't try this at home! Call a trained expert like Gluon.

***** DUCKDOG ENTERPRISES LLC *****

Space-time Continuum Alterations Made While You Wait

"We fold space like origami artists fold paper!"

(All Major Cards Accepted)


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 27 Feb 20 - 01:00 PM

brave New rules;
Citizens may not be told of a stock market crash.
NOW you may only say that the market has gone into correction.
OR
you may say how much the market is off its lows.

Mom has not crashed, she has gone into a correctional facility.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 26 Feb 20 - 05:32 AM

florida is back in the news for arresting, handcuffng, jailing, mug shots and fingerprinting a 6 year old for acting out.
Don't worry, she was not spanked.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Feb 20 - 08:50 PM

It ends tomorrow, when all Catholics go to church and have an "X" put on their foreheads with the ashes of last Palm Sunday's blessed palms. Then Lent starts and all good Catholics follow the fasting rules and the diet is as follows:

    No more than one meal per day is permitted.
    Flesh meat, eggs, butter, cheese, and milk are forbidden.
    The meal was not allowed until after sunset.
    Alcohol is forbidden.
    During Holy Week, the meal consists exclusively of bread, salt,    herbs, and water.

Of course, Laetare Sunday allows you to have cheese and a small glass of bad beer or wine to break the monotony of Lent. Vatican II lightened this up and you're now allowed one small glass of skim milk per day if you're over 87.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 25 Feb 20 - 05:20 PM

Mardi Gras is goin strong.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Feb 20 - 10:25 PM

Funny. Many times I've seen boat ramps used as driveways.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: gnu
Date: 24 Feb 20 - 04:33 PM

Ditto Donuel!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 24 Feb 20 - 01:21 PM

LOL!


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