Subject: RE: Songs about getting older? From: GUEST,Warwick Slade Date: 03 Jun 19 - 04:31 AM My getting old songs are on Spotify on the Live at Poole Crematorium albu Check it out |
Subject: RE: Songs about getting older? From: Leadbelly Date: 02 Jun 19 - 06:14 PM Curd Juergens, a well-known german actor, once recorded a song titled by "60 Jahre und kein bisschen weise" which means 60 years old and by no means being wise... |
Subject: RE: Songs about getting older? From: olddude Date: 01 Jun 19 - 08:04 PM One I wrote https://youtu.be/nejTuZaWI-I |
Subject: RE: Songs about getting older? From: GUEST,G Date: 01 Jun 19 - 04:36 PM Burns"s "Wad Ye Dae That" Jim Carroll--23/6/2018. Lying in bed {where else} I composed a middle verse for the above song. "Forsooth young man I wad be laith Tae turn doon sic an offer But tell me lad whit likes yer graith And is it aa in order Guidwife ye needna spier that gait for it"s baith lang and fat And made for your contentment dame I"se warrant that. |
Subject: RE: Songs about getting older? From: John C. Bunnell Date: 01 Jun 19 - 12:05 PM I am astonished at two omissions from Broadway: "(You're) Timeless to Me" (from «i»Hairspray«/i») "No Time at All" (from «i»Pippin«/i»" I won't try to do links from my phone, but possibly later.... |
Subject: I wanna live to be an old woman - what's the rest! From: GUEST,Petrawiggin Date: 31 May 19 - 10:47 PM Help! I am looking for the full lyrics to a song that I can't find anywhere except that there is a small reference to it in this thread @GUEST.winterbright, mentioned it. Here is what I remember of the song: I want to live to be an old woman and old woman and old woman, I want to live to be an old woman sittin' on the porch! I want to live to be an old woman shawl around my shoulders, gum a piece of chicken, I want to live to be an old woman sittin' on the porch! I want to live to be a deep sea diver, a parachute jumper and an old woman, sittin' on the porch and laughing at the sunset, diggin' my new home! Does anyone know more of the words?!?!?!? |
Subject: Lyr Add: GETTING OLDER EVERY DAY (Big Bill Broonzy From: Jim Dixon Date: 01 Jul 18 - 02:44 PM You can hear this recording at YouTube GETTING OLDER EVERY DAY As recorded by Big Bill Broonzy, 1940. You say you're gettin' old; now, it' older ev'ry day. You say you're gettin' old; yeah, you say you gettin' older ev'ry day. Ah, you ain't but fifty. Hoo, Lord! Boy, you shouldn't feel that way. Now when you get so old you can't work at no mill, Yeah, when you get so old, now, boy, you can't work at a mill, Now, don't you make no dates, hoo, Lord! But at that you can't fill. Now, if your luck don't change, boy, don't you be sad. Yeah, if your luck don't change, now, buddy, don't you be sad. Now, you really gotta learn what you take the good now with the bad. Now, when you get old and your good gal don't want you 'round, Hoo, Lord! When you get old, and your good gal don't want you 'round, Now, you know you didn't run out o' commission, hoo, boy! I declare you're poor-house bound. Now, don't laugh, buddy; now, I didn't nobody's downfall. Hoo, lawd! Don't laugh, buddy; I meanin' nobody's downfall; Because if your woman would check up on you, hoo, Lord! She'd put another mule in your stall. |
Subject: RE: Songs about getting older? From: open mike Date: 30 Jun 18 - 11:36 PM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTeYD3Za_2Q Memory Song Tom Rush - Looking for My Wallet and Car Keys - Kerrville Folk Festival, 2015 (one message posted on another version of this says it was Steve Walters, who wrote and first recorded the song.?) |
Subject: RE: Songs about getting older? From: Tattie Bogle Date: 30 Jun 18 - 06:12 PM When I'm 64? Well past that now! 64 is the new 44! (or do I mean vice versa?) |
Subject: RE: Songs about getting older? From: Jim Carroll Date: 30 Jun 18 - 08:25 AM "Jim, yes, that's the song, All Used Up: glad you found it." Beautiful song - still brings a lump... I was always rather fond of Pete Mundey's song, 'Take Your Time" until I heard a Liverpool audience roar out "Take your time, you dirty old man" There are still places on the planet screaming out for missionaries!! Jim Carroll TAKE YOUR TIME (by Pete Mundey) Chorus So take your time, me lovely old lad Oh there ain't no need for to hurry For as long as you're able to wind up me clock Then I have no need for to worry. You first wound me clock up on our wedding day You promised t'would always be striking Though the spring's getting weaker and feeble the tick It's still very much to me liking. Chorus I mind the time when we were young You worked at the hedgin' and dykin' Oh you'd go out at dawn and work through till dusk And come home for me clock to be strikin'. Chorus As time goes by, our children's grown up We're soon making wedding vows binding Oh I told all me daughters the one thing I've learned Make sure your clocks always needs winding. Chorus And now that we're nearing the end of our days And you are so tired and grey, love It still pleases me so when you wind up me clock And it will till the end of my days, love. |
Subject: RE: Songs about getting older? From: GUEST,Pseudonymous Date: 30 Jun 18 - 07:43 AM When I'm 64 not much use at a certain age! I'm at the age when I wonder if I'll live long enough to get a bus pass or a state pension: they keep putting the ages up. The T=shirt I want is one that says 'I may be old, but I got to see all the best bands'. But they don't do long sleeve for women. Soz, this isn't a 'T-shirts about getting older thread'. |
Subject: RE: Songs about getting older? From: Georgiansilver Date: 30 Jun 18 - 07:31 AM When I'm 64. The Beatles. This was mentioned before but here it is on Youtube. |
Subject: RE: Songs about getting older? From: BobL Date: 30 Jun 18 - 02:40 AM Joe F, we haven't missed out on Tom Lehrer - see 07 Feb 01, 11:48 PM Advantages of age (in the UK at least, for the first two): 1) Free prescriptions 2) Free bus travel 3) Your time's your own 4) The world seems to be increasingly filled with young and beautiful people. And do not the T-shirts of the very same people who once advocated Teen Power, now proclaim that Old Guys Rule? |
Subject: RE: Songs about getting older? From: reggie miles Date: 30 Jun 18 - 02:21 AM Grossosity! Reggie Miles written © 2004 Bats flutter in my belfry when I’m dreamin’ in my bed I’m guessin’ they got in there through these holes here in my head. I’d like to shed this feelin’ that some day I’ll wake up dead. I’ve tried a frontal lobotomy and every remedy bottle in front of me. But nothin’ that I’ve tried has helped this dread. Sooo! I just cry myself to sleep each night instead. A big belly full of bicarb bathes a blisterin’ boil, That bubbles when my troubles begin to foil and uncoil. This royal pain in th’ gut is due to one unloyal goil. So I sit and slowly slurp another sip of castor oil. OOOH! And I play solitaire in solitude with Hoyle. I collect belly button lint but it doesn’t smell so nice. So I use a mint deodorant and wash it twice or thrice. And just in case you’re thinkin’ that this vice ain’t very nice. My freezer’s full of fresh and minty little linty balls of ice. OOOH! I keep ’em free from lice as linty balls of ice. Green and crusty boogers they reside inside my nose. Those slimy sinus stalactites clog my nasal breathin’ holes. And there’s fungus here among us growin’ twixt ten smelly toes. And the stink’ll make you think it must be time to change your hose. OOOH! The stench’ll curl your nose hairs heaven knows. Earwax slowly trickles down my eerie ear canals. And toe jam jams the crevices of all my toenail pals. An avalanche of dandruff boulders showers down upon my shoulders, And my doctor nods and jots another note inside my folder. OOOH! And his nurse says I’ll get worse as I get older. Halitosis haunts my speech and my cornfusional orations. As my teeth decay and rot away from cavity excavations. Puss filled acne polka dots my face. Pimples are poppin’ up everyplace. I’m a disgrace as an example of the human race. OOOH! It looks like I may be a hopeless case. Unspeakable odors waft up from down below. They breezily squeeze with ease between my knees as they flow. Whiff my pungent armpit aroma, and you will end up in a coma. You’ll be longin’ for the pleasant scent of ol’ Tacoma. OOOH! You’d rather have a squirtin’ skunk inside your home. AHHH! Two bloodshot orbs gaze back at me when in the mirror I stare. A wrinkled road map decorates the face that’s gawkin’ there. Soon my receding hairline’ll leave my head completely bare. I don’t know why I bother livin’ when this life is so unfair. OOOH! Now applaud and pretend you even care. Here a video of me performing this one live at GrangeStock IV Grossosity! |
Subject: RE: Songs about getting older? From: reggie miles Date: 30 Jun 18 - 02:05 AM I'm Old by Reggie Miles ©2016 All rights reserved I'm old, yes I'm old, and I found out today My tired old frame just gets in the way So I guess I'll move on and try to find me some place Where a man can grow older and die with some grace I've done so many things with the times of my life I courted an beauty and I made her my wife I found a good job and then we settled down Bought a small house on the outskirts of town I raised a fine family. Shall I tell you their names? There's Johnny and Mary and Annie and James But now they've all gone and I'm bent from the wear With withered old limbs and grey shaggy hair I'm old, yes I'm old, and I found out today My tired old frame, just gets in the way I'm off on my own, after all of these years Filled with laughter and love and sadness and tears The American Dream, I've lived it you see Spent all of my life in this land of the free I've leveled her mountains and raped her great plains Damned mighty rivers and poisoned her rains I've reaped vast wealth, by polluting her soil I've spoiled her oceans, by spilling her oil There's not a fish in the sea, nor a bird in the air That hasn't suffered or died while under my care I'm old, yes I'm old, and I realized today My time round here hasn't all gone way I have no balance in this worldly place Only struggles and strife over faith, wealth, and race I have fought mighty battles and wars by the score I've left millions to starve and ignored the poor Destruction and death have been my legacy In the wake of such hate, who cares about me I've left no solutions only more of the same No comfort I've given to ease anyone's pain My words have been lies, my heart's been a stone I guess it's befitting that I die all alone I'm old, yes I'm old, and I've naught left to do But to say my goodbye and farewell to you And if I should ever pass this way again I'll try to do better with my time spent here then Here's a link to the song... https://www.reverbnation.com/reggiemiles/song/25649864-im-old |
Subject: RE: Songs about getting older? From: Tattie Bogle Date: 29 Jun 18 - 06:41 PM Jim, yes, that's the song, All Used Up: glad you found it. The un-named one I mentioned that Iain Mackintosh used to sing is called "Run the Film Backwards" and is also here on YouTube: Run the Film Backwards And here is: "Pleasantly Pleased to be Sixty" by Ian McCalman I am pleasantly pleased to be sixty Astounded that I've lived so long I had a great time till I reached fifty-nine I thought that was it, but I'm wrong It's not at all bad to be sixty And frankly I'm doing OK Apart from the sight in my mirror at night There are no other signs of decay Delighted to wake up each day I accept all the gifts l I'm given My heating, my bus pass and all I really don't care, but if it is there I'll take it no matter how small I can be just as ill as I want to And Google my symptoms with glee I can do a sore back or a mild heart attack Or die, if I want to, for free It's my job to annoy younger people Like, "How old do you think I am?" They tell me I'm mad and I tell them they're bad But frankly I don't give a damn And I never drive above 30 No matter the limits or signs It's amazing how slow my Toyota can go With an angry Mercedes behind Sometimes it's cruel to be kind I am pleasantly pleased to be sixty I'm far from the end of the line There's so much to do and there's so much to do And I'll do it, 'cause I have the time It's not at all bad being sixty But one thing is bothering me My memory's gone and I can't finish songs.................. |
Subject: RE: Songs about getting older? From: Jim Carroll Date: 29 Jun 18 - 06:25 PM How could I have forgotten this one!! From Burns's 'Merry Muses of Caledonia Jim Carroll WAD YE DAE THAT? Gudewife, when your gudeman’s frae hame, Micht I but be sae bauld, As come to your bed-chaumer, When winter nichts are cauld; As come to your bed-chaumer, When nichts are cauld an wat, An lie in your gudeman’s steed, Wad ye dae that? Young man, an ye should be sae kind, When oor gudeman’s frae hame, As come to my bed-chaumer, Where I am laid my lane; An lie in oor gudeman’s steed, I will tell you what, He fucks me five times ilka nicht, Wad ye dae that? |
Subject: RE: Songs about getting older? From: Joe_F Date: 29 Jun 18 - 06:10 PM We seem to have missed good old Tom Lehrer's "When You Are Old and Gray". |
Subject: RE: Songs about getting older? From: Jack Campin Date: 29 Jun 18 - 04:24 PM By implication, Bonnie Bessie Logan... "ower young for me"... |
Subject: RE: Songs about getting older? From: Jim Carroll Date: 29 Jun 18 - 12:53 PM This one Jim Carroll ALL USED UP |
Subject: RE: Songs about getting older? From: Peter the Squeezer Date: 29 Jun 18 - 12:41 PM This from Paddy Roberts https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cizeuckgJYg |
Subject: RE: Songs about getting older? From: Tattie Bogle Date: 29 Jun 18 - 12:38 PM A couple that the late Iain Mackintosh used to sing: Waltzing around in the Nude, and (Can't remember the title) a song that started at death, then worked back through old age, pension age, middle age, young married, pre-married, teenage years, boyhood, babyhood and finally back in mother's womb! Ian McCalman has one about being reasonably accepting of reaching sixty. And, Jim Carroll, is the "All Used Up" song way up the thread, Feb 01, the one you want? Very powerful song. The late John Wright also sang it. |
Subject: RE: Songs about getting older? From: Acorn4 Date: 29 Jun 18 - 12:15 PM Re the young man of 25 - remember this old classic:-- Barry Mann - Teenage Has-Been |
Subject: RE: Songs about getting older? From: GUEST,Pseudonymous Date: 29 Jun 18 - 08:56 AM The other day I saw a young man of about 25 singing a self-penned story about how he wished he were still young. 'Hardly out of short trousers' was my comment. Then I was told that nowadays they don't do that short trousers into long trousers thing any more. Menopausal men with expensive guitars. Owch! Too near the knuckle to attempt in public. Nicely observed. Ear-ring in one ear as another detail? What about They think they look sexy with the new guitar But a mere phallic symbol won't get them far. When it comes down to it, their ding-a-ling Is in deep need of a set of new strings. Love the Hesitation Blues! |
Subject: RE: Songs about getting older? From: Jim Carroll Date: 29 Jun 18 - 08:50 AM Can anybody remember the beautiful American song sung by a protest singer (now dead) who used to contribute to thus forum "They say that I'm All done up... washed up... Would very much appreciate hearing it again Jim Carroll |
Subject: RE: Songs about getting older? From: GUEST,jim bainbridge Date: 29 Jun 18 - 08:22 AM Charlie Poole's 'Old and Grey & only in the way' would suit |
Subject: RE: Songs about getting older? From: Stanron Date: 29 Jun 18 - 05:38 AM How about this Medication Blues To the tune of Hesitation Blues Doctor told me, hope it's a lie You'll never get better till the day you die. CHORUS Tell me how long do I have to wait? Am I all right now or should I medicate? Three pills in the morning, Two at night, Another calms me down in case I don't get it right, A capsule is a capsule, a pill is a pill If complacency don't get me then anxiety will I don't like the red ones, I don't like the blue (Double take at the audience) I'm not so sure I like the look of you I'm standing on the corner, I'm just not sure, Am I looking for a lover, a dealer or a cure? Friends come round, so they say Just wanna get high on my Nitro spray The Altzeimer verse (apologies for any offense) Standing in the kitchen (Parlour, Rest room, Diner, stair well, bar room, etc) looking at the floor, Just can't remember what I came here for. |
Subject: RE: Songs about getting older? From: Acorn4 Date: 29 Jun 18 - 05:33 AM and finally it's Tom... The Green Green Grass of Home 1.The old crowd looks the same, as I step out on the stage. And there’s the roar of the same old fans to greet me, Oh it’s Alice, Doris, Lily and Mary, Skin a little wrinkly and chins a little hairy They’ve all been put out to the green, green grass of home. 2. When they were maidens young and fair, they used to throw their underwear, Upon the stage where I would strut my stuff so boldly Now it’s only ladies of a certain age, who still try to throw their knickers on the stage, But they’ve been put out to the green green grass of home And those knickers hot and sweaty, they rained down like confetti, And landed on the green green grass of home. 3. I used to use those knickers as a towel to wipe the sweat from off my brow, And throw them back to the sound of all that screaming, But nowadays I’m not so keen, because, after all, you don’t know where they’ve been, It’s so sad to think of that green green grass of home. 4.Well you wouldn’t hear me complain, when those knickers fell like rain, Though one or two had probably been weed in, But nowadays before they start throwing , they’ve probably wet themselves without even knowing, They’re out to graze on the green, green grass of home. And those knickers hot and sweaty, they rained down like confetti, And landed on the green green grass of home. 3. These days I move a little slower, my voice a little lower, But as we all know things drop as we get older, Some of those knickers won’t reach me, this I know, They’ll only get as far as the second row, And land there on the green green grass of home. 6. Oh, just like these ladies her, these are my twilight years, And I suppose I’d better enjoy the time remaining And no use pretending , though it’s sad, Look out, here comes an incontinence pad, It’s a health and safety issue on the green, green grass of home. And those knickers hot and sweaty, they rained down like confetti, As I sang of the green green grass of home. |
Subject: RE: Songs about getting older? From: Acorn4 Date: 29 Jun 18 - 04:39 AM Menopausal Men with Expensive Guitars 1. He turned 55 with great expectations His lady wife knew that he was hatching a scheme Caught him playing air guitar with a tennis racket Retired accountant gonna live the dream He begged and he pleaded til she finally relented Drove his car down to that music store That top of the range Taylor was just the beginning Now he’s got the bug and he just wants more Menopausal Men (What’s the world coming to?) Expensive Guitars( Gibson Takamine) Menopausal men (it’s becoming an obsession) Expensive guitars (where will it all end?) See them everywhere in all the cafes and bars Those Menopausal men with expensive guitars) 2. Every night you’ll find him down the open mike, With a poser hat and a pair of cool shades Squinting at a tuner, running through the chords, Waiting for his turn to get up on that stage Wound up tightly like a coiled spring, Soon he’ll be knocking on heaven’s door. Words on a music stand in a big font, ‘Headin down the highway with his geetar.’ Menopausal Men (at least it keeps him out of mischief) Expensive Guitars (howling down the mike) Menopausal men (now he wants another one) Expensive guitars((keeps him off the motorbike ) See them everywhere those budding suprerstars Those Menopausal men with expensive guitars) He badgered he pestered and got his first gig, First step on the ladder to making it big Now he’s thinking Glastonbury try hard to humour him The new Bob Dylan, Neil Young or Leonard Cohen 3. He’s written a song about a failed relationship Guitars hanging up on every spare bit of wall Combat trousers with 28 pockets You’ve got to look the part if you want to walk tall. Dashing from one open mike to the other Popping up here, there and everywhere Gets one of his mates to record it on his smartphone Puts it on facebook for the world to share. Menopausal Men (kids pretend they don’t know him) Expensive Guitars (so cool and hip) Menopausal men (now he wants a Lowden) Expensive guitars((on an ego trip) A wild desperado with a bus pass Those Menopausal men with expensive guitars) Menopausal Men (now he’s doing wagon wheel) Expensive Guitars (too old for learning words) Menopausal Men (Not bloody “Halleluyah”) Expensive guitars (can he have more reverb) It’s about time they were put out to grass Those menopausal men with expensive guitars. |
Subject: RE: Songs about getting older? From: Acorn4 Date: 29 Jun 18 - 04:34 AM Eastbourne Viagara Blues (Sung as fastish 12 bar) Well, I woke up this morning, With a twinkle in my eye, Well I woke up this morning, spring in my step, glad to be alive, Though I was 92 last week, doctor gave me these pills Which made me feel like I’m 25. No more afternoon naps now, Doris No more gentle strolls along the prom. No more moaning about the price of things, No more playing bowls from this moment on, Cos I’m a testosterone fuelled rocket Ugh!!!I’m a sex machine so turn me on Gonna head on down to Eastbourne ,Doris, Like that Bionic Man , I’ve been remade Gonna head on down to Eastbourne, Doris, Where everyone is 80 in the shade, Though they call it the Costa Geriatrica, those passionkiller Marks and Spencers knickers ain’t gonna stop me getting my wicked way! No more of them toasted teacakes Wave goodbye to those buttered “scewnes”, No more of them toasted teacakes now, Say goodbye to those buttered “scewnes”, (that’s how they say ‘scones’ in Eastbourne) No more delicate bone china teacups, Gonna spew up my 15 pints of rotweiler lager in the road. Gonna throw way that zimmerframe, babe I think I’m seeing red I’m gonna listen to that sound of shattering glass Gonna kick in someone’s head ‘Cos I shot a man in Brighton, ‘Cos he wouldn’t speak up so I could hear what he said.. Won’t you squeeze my teabag, Till the juice runs down my chins, Squeeze my teabag Till that juice runs all down my chins, Got that lead back in my pencil And that zing back in my dingaling Because my doctor’s given me these pills, now Feel like I’m born again, My doctor’s given me this Viagra pills, Old John Thomas will rise again, (ooh I say…) So I’m off on my club 85/100 holiday, Silver shaggers here we come. |
Subject: RE: Songs about getting older? From: Acorn4 Date: 29 Jun 18 - 04:10 AM Grown Up Now Hey look, mum, I can do a stand up wee Hey I’m really grown up now No more nappies or sitting on the potty, Hey I’m really grown up now From small acorns big oak trees grow And a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do So I’m off to write my name in the snow The boy has become the man. Hey mum, I can ride my bike Hey I’m really grown up now Tall in the saddle sort of John Wayne Like Hey I’m really grown up now Look mum, no hands can you believe ? I fly through the air with the greatest of ease “Bang” hey look,mum, no front teeth The boy has become the man Yesterday I used the f-word Hey I’m really grown up now And one or two other ones that I’ve heard Hey I’m really grown up now And very soon I’ll say a few more Though I wouldn’t actually say that I swore More like it fell down my trouser leg onto the floor But the boy has become the man Now I’m sixteen and ready to ride, Hey I’m really grown up now On my brand new Yamaha, my gleaming pride Hey I’m really grown up now Provisional licence and off we go Though I didn’t see that patch of oil on the road Three broken ribs are what I have to show But the boy has become the man Today I drank 15 pints of lager Hey I’m really grown up now You can probably guess the rest of the saga Hey I’m really grown up now We’ll all agree it was an absolute cert That I’d bump into me mates Hughie and Bert Technicolour yawn, my head don’t half hurt But the boy has become the man Today I kissed Tracey and we used tongues Hey I’m really grown up now And I had to hide the love bites from me mum Hey I’m really grown up now Three months later and we’ve gone all the way Though it didn’t last very long I’m bound to say But I’m gonna tell me mates it lasted all day The boy has become the man Me wedding was a piss up we were drunk as rats Hey I’m really grown up now And now we’ve spawned three revolting brats Hey I’m really grown up now I suppose you could say it was written in the stars I’d end up selling insurance or second hand cars Or something where you need to talk out of your arse Yes the boy has become the man. Now my mid life crisis has definitely arrived Hey I’m really grown up now And I’m entitled to my little bit on the side Hey I’m really grown up now The missus got headaches and a great big bum Took her Brian Ferry albums and headed for the sun Now the CSA are after five figure sum Yes, the boy has become the man Now I’m fiftysomething with a new lease of life Hey I’m really grown up now So I’ve gone out and bought a Yamaha motorbike Hey I’m really grown up now I’ll relive my youth, give her full welly With a pair of tight leathers to hold in my belly Do I feel a pratt? no not on your nelly For the boy has become the man Now I’ve drawn me pension and I walk with a stick Hey I’m really grown up now Into second childhood I slowly drift Hey I’m really grown up now Senility rules , incontinence is bliss Moaning all the time, just a grumpy old git Maybe if I reach 100 I may well yet See the child become the man |
Subject: RE: Songs about getting older? From: Jim Carroll Date: 29 Jun 18 - 02:11 AM Surely one of the most sensitive traditional songs about getting old is the 'drunken daft" You mariners All And when I'm old and can scarcely crawl, I've an old grey beard and a head that's bald Crowwn my desire and fulfil my wish; A pretty young girl and a jug of this Jim Carroll |
Subject: RE: Songs about getting older? From: GUEST,Pseudonymous Date: 28 Jun 18 - 01:25 PM Re the OP on this thread. Ice for piles? Never thought of that. Cheers! At what age does it become utterly inappropriate to sing 'Teenage Kicks'? is another good question. Pseu |
Subject: RE: Songs about getting older? From: GUEST,jim bainbridge Date: 28 Jun 18 - 12:00 PM 'Nee Bliddy Good gettin aad' by Ed Pickford- Sunderland song which doesn't translate to southern parts very well, although I believe Geordie Murison of Stonehaven is doing it now... - if you want the words, check Ed's website & I can be found singing it on Youtube if you don't have the dots! |
Subject: Lyr Add: I'M GLAD I'M NOT YOUNG ANYMORE From: Jim Dixon Date: 28 Jun 18 - 11:19 AM I'M GLAD I'M NOT YOUNG ANYMORE Words by Alan Jay Lerner, music by Frederick Loewe. From the film "Gigi" (1958) As recorded by Maurice Chevalier Poor boy, poor boy! Downhearted and depressed and in a spin— Poor boy, poor boy! Oh, youth can really do a fellow in. How lovely to sit here in the shade With none of the woes of man and maid! I'm glad I'm not young anymore. The rivals that don't exist at all, The feeling you're only two feet tall— I'm glad that I'm not young anymore. No more confusion; no morning-after surprise, No self-delusion that when you're telling those lies She isn't wise; And even if love comes through the door, The kind that goes on forevermore, Forevermore is shorter than before. Oh, I'm so glad that I'm not young anymore! The tiny remark that tortures you, The fear that your friends won't like her too— I'm glad I'm not young anymore. The longing to end the stale affair Until you find out she doesn't care— I'm glad that I'm not young anymore. No more frustration; no star-crossed lover am I. No aggravation, just one reluctant reply: "Lady, goodbye!" The fountain of youth is dull as paint. Methuselah is my patron saint. I've never been so comfortable before. Oh, I'm so glad that I'm not young anymore! |
Subject: RE: Songs about getting older? From: oldhippie Date: 16 Aug 17 - 11:51 AM When I'm 64 The Remember Song - Tom Rush |
Subject: RE: Songs about getting older? From: David C. Carter Date: 16 Aug 17 - 06:03 AM Desperados Waiting For A Train Guy Clark. |
Subject: RE: Songs about getting older? From: GUEST,LynnH Date: 16 Aug 17 - 04:04 AM To the tune of "The Sailors Alphabet", Verses: Mike Boydon, chorus: Lynn Wise. The Oldsters (Oldies) Alphabet A's for arthritis, B's the bad back C is for chest pains, perhaps cardiac D is for dental decay and decline E is for eyesight, can't read that top line CHORUS: Merrily, merrily, so merry go we Zimmer Frames and rollators they make our way fre Dementia, infirmity, what e'er comes along Give us oldsters (oldies)our tablets and nothing goes wrong! F is for fissures and fluid retention G is for gas which I'd rather not mention H is high blood pressure, I'd rather it low I for incisions with scars you can show J is for joints out of socket, won't mend K is for knees that crack when they bend L is libido, what happened to sex? M is for memory, I forget! What comes next? N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low O is for osteo, the bones that don't grow P for prescriptions, I have quite a few Just give me a pill and I'll be good as new. Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu? R is for reflux, one meal turns to two S for sleepless nights, counting my fears T for tinnitus, there's bells in my ears U is for urinary, big troubles with flow V is for vertigo, that's 'dizzy' you know W is for worry, NOW what's going round? X is for X-ray, and what might be found Y is another year I'm left here behind Z is for zest that I still have - in my mind Z is also for zonked, how I feel all the time So now I have brought all the letters in rhyme I've survived all the symptoms my body's deployed And I've kept twenty-six doctors fully employed May your troubles be less, your bleesings be more And nothing but happiness come through your door. Mike Boydon is in his mid-eighties so I assume he's written this from experience! Mike calls it 'Oldsters Alphabet', but 'Oldies' is a bit easier to sing. |
Subject: RE: Songs about getting older? From: PHJim Date: 15 Jun 11 - 07:16 AM PEOPLE MY AGE _ John Gorka People my age Have started looking gross I cannot say all And I shouldn't say most I've seen 'em in the grocery I've seen 'em up close And People my age Have started looking gross People my age Are showing some wear There's holes where their teeth was And their heads have gone bare Their brains are shrinking Faces sinking into fat And as for the mirror We won't be looking into that People my age Have started looking gross Maybe not in Colorado Or up the Silicon Coast Back in Pennsylvania I'd eat scrapple on toast Those were my first steps On the road to looking gross People my age Are looking overripe Some are getting operations To tighten up what ain't tight What gravity's ruined They try to fix with a knife What's pleasant in the darkness Is plain scary in the light |
Subject: RE: Songs about getting older? From: Richard from Liverpool Date: 14 Jun 11 - 10:16 AM How's about this one? Speaks very clearly of the ravages of old age. Poor Old Horse Song performed by mummers in the 'Old Horse' play, recorded particularly in Yorkshire around Derbyshire - it made its way into the cities via printed broadsides Once I was reared in a stable so warm To keep my tender limbs free from any pain or harm There's no such usage now, nor can be found at all I'm forced to travel on a winter's night through hail or rain or snow Poor old horse! Poor old horse! My food it was once of the best corn and hay That grew in all the fields or in the meadows gay But now I am grown old and scarsely can I crawl I'm forced to eat the coarsest grass that grows against the wall Poor old horse! Poor old horse! My clothing was once of the shining superfine Then I stood in my stable and did in my glory shine But now I am grown old and nature does decay My master frowns upon me and this I hear him say Poor old horse! Poor old horse! "He is old and he is cold, and he is both dull and slow He has eaten up my hay, and has spoiled all my straw Nor either is he fit to draw in with my team – Take him and whip him" is now my master's theme Poor old horse! Poor old horse! To the huntsman now shall go my old hide and shoes Likewise my tender carcass the hounds will not refuse My body that so lately had run so many miles Over hedges, ditches, brooks and bridges, fences, gates and stiles Poor old horse! Poor old horse! (I have recorded a rough and ready version of this song to a tune collected in Liverpool by Frank Kidson: http://aliverpoolfolksongaweek.blogspot.com/2011/04/4-poor-old-horse.html ) |
Subject: RE: Songs about getting older? From: reynard Date: 14 Jun 11 - 04:43 AM Re Maids when you're young- just found it here: http://mudcat.org/thread.cfm?threadid=3003&utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+mudcat2+%28mudcat.org+RSS+Feed%29 The version I have from Sam Larner is slightly different so here it is anyway: MAIDS WHEN YOU'RE YOUNG NEVER WED AN OLD MAN An old man came courting me, hey ding doorum down An old man came courting me, hey duram down. An old man came courting me, fain would he marry me Maids when you're young never wed an old man For he's got no faloorum, falliddle ay oorum For he's got no faloorum, falliddle ol day He's got no faloorum, he's lost his ding doorum So maids when you're young, never wed an old man Now when we went to the church, hey ding doorum down When we went to the church, hey duram down. When we went to the church, he left me in the lurch Maids when you're young, never wed an old man Now when we went to our bed, hey ding doorum dah Now when we went to our bed, hey duram down. When we went to our bed, he neither done nor said Maids when you're young never wed an old man Now when he went to sleep, hey ding doorum dah Now when we went to sleep, hey duram down. When we went to sleep, out of bed I did creep Into the arms of a jolly young man And I found his faloorum, falliddle ay oorum I found his faloorum, falliddle ol day I found his faloorum, he got my dingdoorum So maids when you're young never wed an old man. Alternative ending (Julian Flood) Now he's got Viagra, hey ding doorum dah, He's got Viagra, hey duram down; When he takes Viag-a-ra he comes like Niagara, Maids when you're young you can wed an old man. He found his faloorum etc |
Subject: RE: Songs about getting older? From: PHJim Date: 13 Jun 11 - 11:15 PM I just cut and pasted the Todd Snider song and noticed some errors: "so hell me, i know, i know, i know" should be "so help me, I know, I know, I know" "I meant every fool that ever signed" should be "I've met every fool that ever signed" "I been threw seven managers" should be "I've been through seven managers" "three bands, a band, a bunch of guitar stands" should be "Three bands and a bunch of guitar stands" |
Subject: RE: Songs about getting older? From: PHJim Date: 13 Jun 11 - 11:06 PM Age Like Wine Todd Snider Old timer, Old timer It's too late to die young now Old timer, five and dimer Trying to find a way to age like wine somehow my new stuff is nothing like my old stuff was and either one is much when compared to a show which will not be as good as another one you saw... so hell me, i know, i know, i know I am an old timer, old timer it's too late to die young now old timer, five and dimer trying to find a way to age like wine somehow I meant every fool that ever signed their name up on these walls in the backs of these beer halls and concert halls. I been threw seven managers, five labels, a thousand picks and patch cables, three bands, a band, a bunch of guitar stands, and cans, and cans, and cans of beer, a bottles of boozes and bags of pot, and a thousand other things that I forgot. I thought that I be dead by now... but I'm not. |
Subject: RE: Songs about getting older? From: PHJim Date: 13 Jun 11 - 11:02 PM Sam Baker's WAVES So many years, so many hardships So many laughs, so many tears So many things to remember 'Cause they had 50 years Now the kids, they got their own kids Their own kids have grown She told him not to worry Say he'd be fine when she was gone He walks down to the ocean Bends to touch the water, kneels to pray Writes her name in sand Waves wash it away There are seagulls circling shrimp boats That turn inside the bay There's an emptiness inside That never goes away He walks down to the ocean Bends to touch the water, kneels to pray He writes her name in the sand Waves wash it away So many years, so many hardships So many laughs, so many tears So many things he cannot remember 'Cause they had 50 years He walks down to the ocean Bends to touch kneels to pray He writes her name in the sand Waves wash it away He writes her name in the sand Waves wash it away |
Subject: RE: Songs about getting older? From: reynard Date: 13 Jun 11 - 08:04 AM Let's not forget "Maids When you're young never wed an old man", a song of great impotence as it says in here somewhere- but I don't see the words so I'll dig them out later. |
Subject: RE: Songs about getting older? From: Bert Date: 13 Jun 11 - 01:27 AM Here's a new one of mine. I wanna have a mid life crisis but if the truth be told I can't have a mid life crisis My wife says I'm too old I wanna drive a bright red sports car with a pretty young blond for a date I wanna have a mid life crisis My wife says it's too late She said I coulda had a crisis at Forty or even at Fifty Five If I'd wanted a mid life crisis I should have done it while I'm still alive I want a pick up truck with monster wheels I want to be stacked up with sex appeal I want tatoos on my arms and chest A Harley and a black leather vest I want to let my hair grow long I want to get to Nashville with this song I want a Cowboy hat and belt and boots I want a hand tailored white silk suit I wanna have a mid life crisis but if the truth be told I can't have a mid life crisis My wife says I'm too old I wanna drive a bright red sports car with a pretty young blond for a date I wanna have a mid life crisis My wife says it's too late She said I coulda had a crisis at Forty or even at Fifty Five If I'd wanted a mid life crisis I should have done it while I'm still alive I wanna drive a bright red sports car with a pretty young blond for a date Spoken: I don't think my wife would go for the blond But how about a sports car? a 59 Subeam Alpine in British Racing green |
Subject: RE: Songs about getting older? From: MorwenEdhelwen1 Date: 12 Jun 11 - 11:02 PM "Rum and Coconut Water" originally "Gin and Coconut Water" by Wilmoth Houdini. "I remember when I was young, I was very robust and strong." |
Subject: RE: Songs about getting older? From: pavane Date: 10 Apr 08 - 04:37 AM Bob Dylan, always wanting to be different, wrote one about getting YOUNGER "I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now" (My Back Pages) |
Subject: Lyr Add: GENERATIONS OF CHANGE (Matt Armor) From: Captain Ginger Date: 10 Apr 08 - 03:07 AM Matt Armor's "Generations of Change" is a fine song on growing older and handing on the baton to the young. GENERATIONS OF CHANGE (Matt Armor) My faither was a baillie frae a wee fairm at Caiplie He worked on the land a' the days o' his life By the time he made second he aye said he reckoned He'd ploughed near on half o' the East Neuk o' Fife He fee'd on at Randerston, Crawhill and Clephinton Cambo and Carnbee and big Rennie Hill At Kingsbarn he married, at Boarhills he's buried But man, had he lived, he'd be ploughing on still For those days were his days, those ways were his ways Tae follow the ploo while his back was still strong But those days have passed and the time came at last For the weakness of age to make way for the young. I wisnae fir plooin', tae the sea I wis goin' Tae follow the fish and the fisherman's ways In rain, hail and sunshine I've watched the lang run line Nae man mair contented his whole working day I've lang lined the Fladden Ground, the Dutch and the Dogger Bank Pulled the big fish frae the deep Devil's Hole I've side trawled off Shetland, the Faroes and Iceland In weather much worse than a body could thole. For that day was my day, that way was my way Tae follow the fish while my back was still strong But that day has passed and the time come at last For the weakness of age to make way for the young My sons they have grown and away they have gone Tae search for black oil in the far northern sea Like oilmen they walk and like Yankees they talk There's no' much in common 'tween my sons and me They've rough rigged on Josephine, Forties and Ninian Claymore and Dunlin, Fisher and Awk They've made fortunes for sure for in one run ashore They spend more than I earned in a whole season's work But this day is their day, this way is their way Tae ride the rough rigs while their backs are still strong But this day will pass and the time come at last For the weakness of age to make way for the young My grandsons are growing, to the school they're soon going But the lang weeks o' summer they spend here wi' me We walk through the warm days, talk o' the auld ways The cornfield and codfish, the land and the sea We walk through the fields my father once tilled Talk wi' the old men that once sailed wi' me Man, it's been awfu' good, I showed them all I could O' the past and the present, what their future might be For the morn will be their day, what will be their way What will they make of their land, sea and sky Man, I've seen awfu' change but it still it seems gie strange Tae look at my world through a young laddie's eyes. |
Subject: RE: Songs about getting older? From: meself Date: 09 Apr 08 - 10:34 PM 'Too Old to Think' (Sonny Boy Williamson II) 'Dublin in The Rare Ould Times' |
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