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Subject: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Little Hawk Date: 23 Aug 01 - 07:14 PM I figure you Americans have almost recovered by now from the Bush-Gore fiasco, so it's time to introduce something equally contentious. There you have it. Vote Spaw or vote William Shatner for most sexy man in 2001. Do not vote frivolously or without thoroughly informing yourself first on this utterly crucial issue! The very survival of your country may hinge upon the results. Now, I know that William Shatner is a Canadian, but don't let that worry you...he's a movie star fer chrissake. He's like Schwarzenneger. It no longer matters where he was born. And he starred on an American-made prime-time TV show, so if that ain't good enough, I don't know what is. A vote for Shatner is a vote for international understanding, whereas a vote for Spaw is a vote for...ummm...well, geez... Hell, I don't know what it's a vote for. The mind boggles. Anyway, don't let that stop you. Git out thar and vote!!! - LH p.s. And don't blame me for this. If Spaw can start a thread about kicking Max in the balls, then I can start this one with a clean conscience... Previous Shatner Threads (click) (please do not refresh them) |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Little Hawk Date: 23 Aug 01 - 07:18 PM Or is that a clear conscience? |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: JenEllen Date: 23 Aug 01 - 07:31 PM I'll have to vote Spaw. Shatner's nipples are on a horizontal plane, and he knows diddly-squat about 'dime-a-dog' night at the ballpark. A girl has to have her priorities. Spaw 1 Shatner 0 |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Little Hawk Date: 23 Aug 01 - 07:36 PM Gawd, the tension.....it's nailbiting time here on Channel WSSBS! Spaw in the lead by 1 vote! - LH |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: katlaughing Date: 23 Aug 01 - 07:38 PM Spaw, definitely 'cause he likes his wimmin in white sox and Shatner is so passe these days....way past his prime and ambarrassing to look at; Spaw's just warming up! Spaw - 2 Shatner - 0 |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Amos Date: 23 Aug 01 - 07:46 PM I have to vote for Spaw, for many reasons. One is that there are no possums allowed on the Enterpsie which is really unfair, and the other is that Shatner couldn't blow one if he swallowed the tail first, cuz of how he is so serious. Furthermore, Shatner never fine-tuned a fourbarrel or drove a nail in a glasspak to make a '59 BelAir sound like a racing car in his life!! Nor faked a main, I am sure. And Shatner is fat, while Spaw is lean and tan and has a sixpack. Or two. Under his chin!! Spaw 3 Shatner 0 |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Bert Date: 23 Aug 01 - 07:46 PM Aw that's a difficult one. Spaw LOOKS like John Denver and Shatner SINGS like him. |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Joe Offer Date: 23 Aug 01 - 07:47 PM You know, I don't know if I should say this publicly, but I think William Shatner looks a lot like Rick Fielding. Of course, I may be mistaken because I've seen Fielding only once, at a time when he was "indisposed"... Well, take a look at Fielding's pictures here (click), and tell me if you agree. Catspaw's picture is here (click). Don't even think of trying to compare him to anything or anyone. -Joe Offer- Links fixed. (You had 'em on local server, and photos are on Shorty.) ;-) --JoeClone |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: AllisonA(Animaterra) Date: 23 Aug 01 - 08:09 PM Catspaw, fer sher. Spaw makes me laugh! (Well, Shatner makes me laugh, too, but for different reasons!) |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Sorcha Date: 23 Aug 01 - 08:19 PM All of the above--spaw, hands down. Spaw-5 Shatner-0 |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: katlaughing Date: 23 Aug 01 - 08:22 PM RICK is WAY BETTER looking, LOTS, LOTS, LOTS!!! And, he's got a much sexier voice, in fact there's no contest there, Joe!! Like Spaw, Fielding is in a class of his own while Shatner just wallows in the mudpit! |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: wysiwyg Date: 23 Aug 01 - 08:34 PM Spaw, because he has Cleigh, not those bland silly tribbles in tow. Plus his state-of-the-fart heart. ~S~ |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Celtic Soul Date: 23 Aug 01 - 08:36 PM Gotta vote for Spaw too. I will qualify my vote by saying that I have *no* idea what Spaw looks like, so I have to base my votes on personality alone. Spaw is gregarious, funny as all hell, and fun to watch (even when he's riled up). Whereas Shatner has no personality at all. ;D |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Little Hawk Date: 23 Aug 01 - 08:50 PM Well, it's Spaw - 7, Shatner - 0. This is a surprise beginning, in what was expected to be a very tough race, but only a few votes are in. In an effort to increase voter participation, the WSSBA is lobbying for GUESTS to have the right to vote. This promises to be a highly contentious issue, because while most GUESTS are human it is difficult to certify their individual and separate identities...as one GUEST could theoretically post several times and thus vote more than once. Stay tuned for further election analysis by Leslie Fernwinkel of WSSBS TV! Right after this word from our sponsor, PayTel Records, with their record of the month: "William Shatner - The Undiscovered Tapes"!!! 125 great cover tunes by William Shatner, including - "Whiter Shade of Pale", "Seasons in the Sun", "Billy Don't Be A Hero", "Girl From Ipanema", "Space Oddity" and SO MUCH MORE!!!! - LH |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: CarolC Date: 23 Aug 01 - 08:58 PM Do not vote frivolously or without thoroughly informing yourself first on this utterly crucial issue! The very survival of your country may hinge upon the results.
So I can vote independant, right?
Patrick Stewart always gets my vote for sexiness. Alan Rickman comes in a close second. If either Spaw or Shatner wins, I'm moving to Canada. |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Little Hawk Date: 23 Aug 01 - 09:05 PM Carol - I think you mean indepedent. There is no independant party in this election. There is a party for pedants, however, so maybe that is what you meant. The Pedantic Party candidate is Woody Allen. I think you make a good point about Patrick Stewart. Very well, Patrick Stewart is now in the running for the Next Generation Party, with 1 vote! It's Spaw - 7, Shatner - 0, Stewart - 1. - LH |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: CarolC Date: 23 Aug 01 - 09:07 PM Thanks LH. I can't spell for s**t. |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: hesperis Date: 23 Aug 01 - 09:09 PM Hmmmmmmmmm... Very hard choice here. Shatner looks bad, and sounds worse, but Spaw SMELLS bad... and it doesn't matter what a man looks like in the dark. Hmmmmm... Hmm... Arrrgh! I can't decide! |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Little Hawk Date: 23 Aug 01 - 09:21 PM "it doesn't matter what a man looks like in the dark" By God, that is a quote to remember! Take note, narcissistic males everywhere... We just phoned in to the Shatner headquarters to get his comment on coming up a poor third, or perhaps tied for 4rth....with Woody Allen. His first words were "What, YOU again? I thought I told you NEVER TO CALL THIS NUMBER AGAIN!!! YOU, STUPID, F..." We are unable at this time to quote his further comments, which rambled on for some time and had little or nothing to do with the main election issue, namely his sexiness as compared to Spaw, etc. We do feel, however, that Shatner is doing himself no favour by demonstrating poor grace under pressure...not the sort of behaviour that wins elections. - LH
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: GUEST Date: 23 Aug 01 - 09:26 PM Oh boy...Shitner vs. Shatner |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Little Hawk Date: 23 Aug 01 - 09:32 PM Is that a vote for Shatner? - LH |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: GUEST,iamjohnne Date: 23 Aug 01 - 09:34 PM When I consider the possibilities of ever speaking to Mr. Shatner either in the flesh (gasp) or online, and the possibilitiew of speaking to spaw either in the flesh (doubtful) or online (this could happen). I am gonna have to say that this Southern Lady casts her very important vote for ............ Spaw. Johnne "goin where the weather suits my clothes" |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Bill D Date: 23 Aug 01 - 09:54 PM not that MY vote means much, but Shatner has $$$$ and had to learn not to fart in a space ship....'spaw loses |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Troll Date: 23 Aug 01 - 10:30 PM I decline. I think wimmen are sexy, not men. But if you think I'm gonna state a preference as to whichof the mudcat wimmen I think is sexiest, yer nutz! I like 'em ALL. troll |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: DancingMom Date: 23 Aug 01 - 10:49 PM Oh, puleeze. No question about it. Gotta be Spaw. Sharon |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: khandu Date: 23 Aug 01 - 11:01 PM The Mississippi delegation votes Shatner!!!! We love our Swap,but William is the underdog,and since we identify so well with underdogs,we vote for him out of pity. Sorry, Swap, but you, no matter how sexy you may be, have never gotten a rise out of me! khandu |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: artbrooks Date: 23 Aug 01 - 11:06 PM Oh boy, what a decision....over the years, Shatner has gone from being an idiot to being an idiot with jowels. On the other hand, Spaw is...indescribable. I can't thank Joe Offer for the picture, since I had been visualizing him as looking a lot like Spider Robinson. This is almost as bad as trying to decide to vote against Dubya or Wild Bill (well, no, that was easier). I guess I'll vote for Catspaw, if only because Shatner hasn't had the nerve to show up here. Huuummm...maybe he's GUEST... |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: hesperis Date: 23 Aug 01 - 11:26 PM artbrooks brings it to Spaw - 10, Shatner - 2, and Stewart - 1 |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: ddw Date: 23 Aug 01 - 11:47 PM Never had much truck with Shatner, but before I tell anybody I think Spaw is sexy, I'd want to know how long it's been since he watched Deliverance. |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Amos Date: 24 Aug 01 - 12:26 AM LOL!! ddw, you have a dry and subtle wit forsooth!! A |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Jack the Sailor Date: 24 Aug 01 - 12:44 AM I vote for the Hammered Dulcimer with the pawprint logo. It may not be sexy, but it's very purty! In the spirit of this vote, I propose another vote between. Kate Mulgrew (Janeway) and our own JenEllen. I've not seen JenEllen, but she is imaginative and witty. These are very sexy qualities in my book. So who is it guys? Janeway or JenEllen??? |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Lin in Kansas Date: 24 Aug 01 - 01:14 AM I don't care WHAT you say about the election results, Kansas will demand a recount! (Why should Florida be the only one to have that much fun?) I'll go along with khandu, and vote for Swap. Lin |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Lin in Kansas Date: 24 Aug 01 - 01:17 AM Or maybe Rick Fielding--he and Cleigh make such a cute couple in that bottom picture... Oh what the hell, I'll vote for all of 'em--you're going to be counting chads anyway. |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: mooman Date: 24 Aug 01 - 04:01 AM Shatner could Captain the Starship Enterprise but 'Spaw can provide the thrust and warp drive so my vote goes to 'Spaw. mooman |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: mooman Date: 24 Aug 01 - 04:03 AM ...or should that have been warped drive! (;>) mooman |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Wesley S Date: 24 Aug 01 - 09:04 AM This is just like a real presidential election - you have to pick the lesser of two evils. I guess I'd vote for Spaw because I know he plays guitar. That and there's no way I want to have to re-count his hanging chad. No way. |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Steve Parkes Date: 24 Aug 01 - 10:22 AM Thank God I'm an Englishamn, and I don't have to make a decision on this. Maybe I'll just invade your country ... Steve |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Amos Date: 24 Aug 01 - 10:32 AM Uhhh...Steve? I think they tried that already and decided it didn't work? Jack, you're a cheeky bastard but I'm with you!! JenEllen is DEFINITELY IT!! She REWWWWLZZZ!!! JenEllen rewlz, Shatner droolz, man!!! She is keeewwwwlllll! MUCH sexier than any of the other candidates, even Swap!! Second the motion. A
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Peter T. Date: 24 Aug 01 - 10:47 AM This is a tough one. What people elsewhere don't realize is that William Shatner is the epitome of Canadianness -- bad dresser, bland character, and pretentions to rule the universe under the guise of being an American. This makes him very, very attractive to us. He has also rebounded from his disabilities, such as being wooden, in ways that would make Pinocchio proud. On the other hand, there is catspaw. And after cleaning off that hand, I would have to raise it and vote my conscience. Shatner. The Heron votes for Spaw, so that evens it out: she says that he worried about her when she was in the clutches of Betelgueusian aliens, which is more than Shatner, who actually had a ship that could make it to Betelguesian territory and lay it waste, and sat on his duff, and did zero. So the Heron goes for Spaw. 1-1 in the Northern reaches. yours, Peter T. |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: harpgirl Date: 24 Aug 01 - 12:23 PM ...sorry, I can't decide until someone sends me naked pictures of both... |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Don Firth Date: 24 Aug 01 - 01:06 PM Jeri Ryan? (Six of One or Half-a-Dozen of the Other, I forget which) Don Firth |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Kim C Date: 24 Aug 01 - 01:12 PM Oh, Spaw, I reckon... |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Little Hawk Date: 24 Aug 01 - 01:13 PM Dream on, Harpgirl! Most candidates are willing to compromise themselves any number of times in order to win an election, but we have to draw the line somewhere. These votes are getting very hard to count. A vote for "Swap" is not a vote for Spaw, it's a spoiled ballot. Got that? Furthermore, it is contradictory to state that one is going along with khandu, and then to vote for Swap, when khandu voted for Shatner! Man, this is gonna make Florida look well-regulated in comparison. The lawyers are going to have a field day. - LH |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Troll Date: 24 Aug 01 - 01:20 PM LH. SPAW draw the line at something? Are we talkin' about the same guy here? troll |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Troll Date: 24 Aug 01 - 01:22 PM Awright. How do I get "bold" to turn off? Any of you HTML wizards? Please? troll |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Peter T. Date: 24 Aug 01 - 01:31 PM is what you need to insert at the end of the bold section. yours, Peter T. |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Peter T. Date: 24 Aug 01 - 01:32 PM Try that again. Front pointing arrowhead, followed by a backslash, followed by B, followed by back pointed arrowhead. yours, Peter |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Little Hawk Date: 24 Aug 01 - 01:36 PM As in..."To boldly go where no man has gone before!" Find me a quote from Spaw that matches that one! - LH |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Troll Date: 24 Aug 01 - 01:37 PM Thanks Peter. I was forgetting the backslash. DUH! troll |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Lonesome EJ Date: 24 Aug 01 - 01:47 PM From Lion: I would like to nominate Bill Sables for the UK Mudcat Contingent. He has what it takes, clear eyes, a wet nose (oh wait, that's my dog) Anyway, Bill Sables gets my vote, if only 'cos his initals are BS. |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Little Hawk Date: 24 Aug 01 - 01:59 PM And who is Bill Sables? Never heard of him. - LH |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: John MacKenzie Date: 24 Aug 01 - 02:04 PM Well I always wanted to be introduced to Lt. Ohura {?} but I'll vote for the one that didn't make my chad pregnant. Jock |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: GUEST,Melani Date: 24 Aug 01 - 02:09 PM Geez, this is a tough one. Spaw, can we hear you say, "Beam me up Scotty!"? |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Little Hawk Date: 24 Aug 01 - 02:10 PM And what does this word "chad" mean? It's "Uhura". I can definitely assure you that she did not make your chad pregnant. Is a chad some variety of tribble? - LH |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Little Hawk Date: 24 Aug 01 - 02:12 PM So far Spaw appears to be in the lead...sort of. What a mess. - LH |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: JenEllen Date: 24 Aug 01 - 02:21 PM Well, as strangely flattering as that is, Jack the Sailor, I'm going to have to decline the nomination on the grounds that up until a few minutes ago, I had no idea who that other woman was. Apparently, I need to quit being so damn sexy and start watching some television. So, in true democratic form, I'd like to sell my votes to Spaw. Yeah, all that and she's cheap too...*bg* ~JE |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: catspaw49 Date: 24 Aug 01 - 02:43 PM As you can see Hawk, I am leading by hook or by crook......and by a nice margin. Also, it should be clear by this time that a confusing recount will be in order and as you are already having trouble judging intent of the voter, this promises to be court battle. Combine this with the fact that I suspect you'll find some stuffing going on, like Big Mick and his spudded thong, that you concede the whole thing to me now. If that isn't enough, your boy Shatass has been admitted to the NYCFTTS and of course, as was the case with Eagleton, the whole thing goes down the tubes immediately. He is in a private room and is being heavily guarded......sedation didn't seem necessary since mo one can tell about him anyway. The Shatner Wannabee's at the Rehab Clinin are still messing about. AS you know, in their efforts to be like Bill, they pounced on a passing Amish family and had their way with the horse......a gelding no less! The Amish folks are still traumatized but they're making nasty noises about Shatner nonetheless. Cletus, Paw, Buford, the Reg Boys, Cleigh O'Possum, the Little Pissant, and the entire staff at the NYCFTTS all voted for me BTW, so that's 8 plus 122. Skiff can verify the NYCFTTS voting of course. Spaw |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Jack the Sailor Date: 24 Aug 01 - 03:06 PM JenEllen, That fact that you didn't know who she was simply adds to your mystique and makes you sooooooo much sexier! In fact I am going to add that question to my Official First Date Filter Questions List.
Me: "Do you know who Captian Janeway is?" Sorry, You cannot transfer the votes to Spaw. I already voted for his Hammered Dulcimer in the male category. However, if you would care to throw your support behind a female.... We're listening!!! |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Little Hawk Date: 24 Aug 01 - 03:23 PM Jack - Did you mean "Caption Janeway" perhaps...? I am thinking of replacing Woody Allen as the official Pedantic Party candidate, but I can see them going down to utter defeat already, so on second thought, never mind. Spaw - Your corrupt efforts to pack the ballot box will get you nowhere. Well, nowhere useful anyway... Blown possums are not allowed to vote. Unblown possums? Well...we haven't made our minds up about that yet, but probably not either. Skiff is not regarded as a particularly credible witness around here. You're just going to have to get all those supposed staff members to post to this thread themselves if you expect their votes to count. I could just as well say that all the morons in Orillia have decided to vote for Shatner, and declare him the victor by a landslide. You follow? A question. How many Reg boys are there? I've been wondering about that. Can they be bribed with back bacon? Are you sure that's the real William Shatner you have at the NYCFTTS? My impression is that the real one hung up on us again a few minutes ago, after saying something really quite uncharacteristic and insensitive. Perhaps what you have there is a particularly successful Shatner Wannabe who has managed to become almost indistinguishable from the original. If so, we could use him for publicity shots. - LH p.s. Conrad Black has dumped the National Post. Saw it on the front page today. Celebration time!
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: GUEST,Walking Eagle Date: 24 Aug 01 - 03:31 PM Spaw cuz he lives in, or near Columbus, OH. I KNOW where the Clippers play ball! |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Lin in Kansas Date: 24 Aug 01 - 03:44 PM I vote Swap. So do all 12 of my alternate personalities. Otherwise, I'll beat them to death with my tiple. Resident, Room 2500 at NYCFTTS |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Little Hawk Date: 24 Aug 01 - 03:46 PM Ha! Ha! Ha! I like that one. What exactly is a "tiple" anyway? How does the NYCFTTS afford such expansive facilities? What is the dimension of your room? - LH |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Gareth Date: 24 Aug 01 - 03:48 PM Abstain - remember it's not the votes that count, it's who counts the votes. Question, are the Mud elves manipulating this ? Gareth |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Jack the Sailor Date: 24 Aug 01 - 04:12 PM Caption Janeway??????? Does she write cartoons?? Did I spel Capten wrong again? The dimension of MY room is The Twilight Zone.. A dimension which is neither time nor space.. Where a wooden actor can be introduced by an equally wooden announcer..... Gotta go.. there's a gremlin on my wing. |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Diva Date: 24 Aug 01 - 04:16 PM I'm with lonesome ej on this one.. Bill Sables gets my vote..a gentleman and he makes wonderful tea. Diva |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Burke Date: 24 Aug 01 - 04:52 PM I guess I'm about 12 years old again when my family watched Star Trek religiously, before it was in syndication! Then over, and over, and over, and over in re-runs. What did/do I know or care about acting? What did/do I care that he has a woman in every port? I loved him just as much as all those different women who loved him week after week. I was an Indian maiden, a 1930's soup kitchen worker. He gave me life just like the robot who became real when he kissed her. It has to be Shatner all the way, even if he is Canadian. |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Little Hawk Date: 24 Aug 01 - 05:18 PM Celebration in the Shatner camp! They have finally cracked the 5 official votes threshold! Meanwhile, Spaw is well ahead with an estimated 17 to 143 votes, depending on whose tally you go by...sounds like Florida all over again...no hint of corruption here, folks! Strangely enough, Bill Sables and Rick Fielding are tied for 3rd place. Who'd a thunk it? Gee whillickers, it makes my eyes go all round and empty, like Little Orphan Annie. Arf! (Sandy) - LH |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Rick Fielding Date: 24 Aug 01 - 05:57 PM Oh, the HUMANITY! Oh, the AGONY! Oi the ECSTACY! To wander in here by mistake (I thought it was a serious discussion on whether to join "The Hair Club For Men")....and to find Joe Offer, the crusader for 'meaningful threads" here! Not only that, but he drags me in, and puts me on public display with that Enquirer photo of me trying to jam a ceramic rodent up my nose! Joe, I don't care whether you're on the Pope's list for future canonization or not...I'm dragging you into the next silly thread I find! but can you show me how to turn that lighthouse into something more salacious?! Rick |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: AliUK Date: 24 Aug 01 - 06:22 PM *captain's log* STARDATE 2597: I seem to be having some problems blowing my possum ocharina. Ensign Cletus showed how to form my lips but the damned rat's tail keeps getting in the way. I now know that I shall never equal the twentieth century's greatest musician. ( taken from the lost logs of the Star Ship Enterprise) 'bout sums it up for me. Spaw's the law |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Amos Date: 24 Aug 01 - 06:38 PM So!! I am happy to announce as the official chairman of the state Electoral Board for the State of Bewilderment, that the results are now all in and the winner is Spaw by a generous margin, certified as being greater than .375 per cent. Now that's a clear-cut lead, and so the polls are now closed. No overseas votes will be counted after 3:40 PM Pacific Time, 6:40 PM EST on August 24 (now). Congraturation, Sexiest-Erect Spaw! Rots of Ruck in your new positions! Ah-so Amusant Seirf, Chairman, State Electoral Board |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Troll Date: 24 Aug 01 - 06:47 PM I said earlier that I abstained from voting but Angie informs us that she wants to vote for 'Spaw, "'cause he's a good daddy". Freddy abstains and Chuck's unconscious as usual. Mr. Feebish wants more time to study the "issues". Whatever. troll |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: CarolC Date: 24 Aug 01 - 07:48 PM *Pedant alert!* A possum is a marsupial. Not a rodent. Rats are smart. Possums are not smart. You think a rat would let you blow up its ass? Think again. |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Little Hawk Date: 24 Aug 01 - 08:37 PM That is a damn good point Carol. And so ends another farcical election, courtesy of WSSBS TV, with Spaw declared the official winner by a possum's ass. Shatner's concession speech is expected at any time. Most serious analysts credit the barely acknowledged Patrick Stewart as the Ralph Nader of this election, and rate him far sexier than either Spaw or Shatner, but what can you do? It's the unwashed masses who rule here, and they want Spaw. Gawd, I can hear them chanting out in the street now... "WE WANT SPAW! WE WANT SPAW! WE WANT SPAW!" Fine then. You've got him. Don't come whining to us a year or two from now, bemoaning your bad judgement! You're stuck with the bugger for the next 4 years. Maybe for life! And you coulda had Patrick Stewart. Whatta buncha losers! Geez. You really oughta move to Canada, Carol... :-) - LH |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: CarolC Date: 24 Aug 01 - 08:55 PM *GRIN* Packing my bags right now, LH! |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Troll Date: 25 Aug 01 - 01:23 AM Carol. Skeptic and I will instantly go into mourning the moment you cross the border. But we know you'll be back. You'll soon see what a charade... But I must'nt speak ill of our neighbor to the north. I mean they can't help it. troll ***BG*** |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: CarolC Date: 25 Aug 01 - 01:35 AM troll, it sure is nice to have you back. Say hi to Skeptic for me. |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: GUEST,The Washed Masses Date: 25 Aug 01 - 02:21 AM Darn. If only I'd opened this thread earlier. I coulda had Patrick Stewart. He beats all the other candidates, hands down. And he coulda put his hands down... never mind. |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: gnu Date: 25 Aug 01 - 06:24 AM The Starship Possum ? Even the Borg are laughing, collectively... BUT, wait until they find out they can't put Spaw's eminations off their ship with a transporter ! You thought that last explosion was a doosey ?! The Federation will rule forever - if the Universe does not "begin" again after Spaw messes with the fermament. fermament - sp ? anyone ? |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Little Hawk Date: 25 Aug 01 - 07:35 PM It's spelled "firmament". Nice to hear from The Washed masses! A vote for Patrick Steward is a vote for taste, breeding, character and sanity. Bravo! - LH |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: khandu Date: 25 Aug 01 - 08:01 PM It's spelled "Stewart". khandu |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Helen Date: 25 Aug 01 - 08:01 PM Being of a scientific and objective mind, I have no intentions of stating which of the two are sexier until I have had an opportunity to test both of them out in the sex-lab. Your appointments, therefore, are for tomorrow - one morning appointment and one afternoon appointment. I have kept my testing schedule clear for the evening, just in case I find it necessary to re-test one or both of the test subjects. Dr Helen, Sexologist
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Little Hawk Date: 25 Aug 01 - 08:06 PM khandu - Yes it is! Pardon me. A careless typo. - LH |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: khandu Date: 25 Aug 01 - 08:18 PM LH...I meant to put a "BG" or a ":D" in the mis-spelled post! So I typoed,too! :D khandu |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Little Hawk Date: 25 Aug 01 - 08:32 PM Yeah, it happens even to arch-pedants like myself. Thus are the proud humbled... - LH |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Rich(bodhránai gan ciall) Date: 25 Aug 01 - 09:01 PM Shatner couldn't possibly get a piece of ass from a possum and....besides....he....talks.....like..... this! Always got on my nerves once I grew old enough to know that phasers and the Enterprise weren't real. I very reluctantly vote Spaw, unless Perot wants to buy his way into this one. Rich |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Little Hawk Date: 25 Aug 01 - 09:14 PM Amazing. It's over, done, finished, kaput, history, defunct, yesterday's news... And they're still voting! Sort of like the Battle of New Orleans... - LH |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Geoff the Duck Date: 26 Aug 01 - 11:37 AM If you want to finish your arguments in a more relaxed setting I think I just saw Kirk entering the bar on Mudcat 5. Come and join us! Quack! |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Amergin Date: 26 Aug 01 - 03:27 PM Now having met her...I would have to say JenEllen....and I am beginning to wonder if LH counts nekkid Shatners jumping fences when he is trying to sleep.... |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Little Hawk Date: 26 Aug 01 - 04:13 PM My God, what a sick thought! It would have to be a fairly low fence these days, I'm thinking... I had a totally sleepless night on Friday...headache. I was ready to happily die by morning, and staggered out in search of aspirins (there were NONE at home). The only thing that could have made it worse was to be counting naked "S**tners" all night. Gimme a break. - LH |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Amergin Date: 26 Aug 01 - 06:28 PM God, LH, I hate those....and there never seem to be any drugs around when I need them..... |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: John MacKenzie Date: 27 Aug 01 - 01:39 PM 42 jock |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Little Hawk Date: 27 Aug 01 - 01:41 PM Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy, I suppose? Amazing how these threads perpetuate themselves... - LH |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: GUEST,Roger the skiffler Date: 28 Aug 01 - 06:00 AM I've been too busy counting the votes at the NYCFTTS to contribute before now and I'm mortified that LH has questioned my probity, I always thought he was a nice guy. However, I can verify that every pregnant chad is a vote for 'Spaw ( where were the Trojans when you needed them, boss?). Now, who's the greatest Canadian musician? I'd have to say Oscar Peterson (sorry, Rick 'n' LH!), but then I'm just an old jazz fan. RtS ("not a particularly credible witness" indeed! Grumble, grumble, sulk, sulk,) |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: GUEST,Celtic Soul Date: 28 Aug 01 - 10:30 AM Well, sheeoot! No one said this was a write-in election!! And BTW, though Stewart has it coming and going with appeal, the man was not very nice to his wife of many years, so he loses points with me. As long as we're dreaming here, how about Timothy Dalton? Or (Oh sh**, I can't remember the guys name...was in "My left foot" and "Last of the Mohicans"???). |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Liz the Squeak Date: 28 Aug 01 - 10:34 AM Spaw. No contest. The contest would be if it were Spaw and Sean Connery.... now there's a battle royal!! LTS |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Little Hawk Date: 28 Aug 01 - 12:51 PM This thread is like a really bad odor...it just won't go away. I am touched by the faith of those who have continued to vote even after S**tner's concession speech, in a last ditch effort to put him over the top. Although, most of them seem to be voting for Spaw...strange. - LH |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Liz the Squeak Date: 28 Aug 01 - 05:58 PM I didn't get down to the Shatner speech thread until after I posted to this one. I've been living in a field for 6 days, OK? And just to be really scary, I logged off here, turned on the TV and there was Shatner, pretending to be a USA Army officer..... Aaargghhh! LTS |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Little Hawk Date: 28 Aug 01 - 07:07 PM He's everywhere, he's everywhere! - LH |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: GUEST,rr Date: 01 May 02 - 06:12 PM Shatnerization? |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Bobert Date: 01 May 02 - 09:59 PM Heck, I just thought that since I have never been the 100th poster on a Catbox thread, that I might win a $12 toaster oven or something so I'z here to cast my undimpled chad vote fir.... ahhhh..... hmmmmmm? Who's runnin' again? And fir what? Danged, I hate it when this happens.... Danged! |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Little Hawk Date: 01 May 02 - 10:59 PM We Have Shatnerization!!! There's no question about it... - LH |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Troll Date: 01 May 02 - 11:11 PM OK. So what're ya gonna DO about it? Hmmmmmmmmmmmm? troll |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: rangeroger Date: 02 May 02 - 12:32 AM That wasn't me with the guest post above. rr |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: GUEST,.gargoyle Date: 02 May 02 - 01:26 AM WHY do you post this stuff to a Folk Music Area? |
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Subject: RE: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Genie Date: 02 May 02 - 02:00 AM I dunno how I missed this all-important voting issue last year, but since someone re-opened the ballot box, here's my $.02. Joe, You're right that Rick F. does look a bit like William Shatner--and that Spaw is unique! Spaw is definitely sexier than Shatner, cuz he talks dirty a lot better [at least a lot more]! But if we're doing write-ins, the sexiest of all has gotta be Micca. Just look at his self-revelation in the 2001 and 2002 Mudcat Nearly Nude Calendars, if you don't want to take my word for it! [Spaw hasn't, to date, had the 'noive' to pose wearing only a beer can!] Genie Celtic Soul, that would be Daniel Day Lewis you're thinking of. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Little Hawk Date: 02 May 02 - 12:57 PM Why, Gargoyle? Because we have friends here, with whom we enjoy sharing a laugh now and then. It's dead simple. Live with it. - LH |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: John MacKenzie Date: 02 May 02 - 02:29 PM Is that with or without his corsets?? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Bonnie Shaljean Date: 02 May 02 - 05:23 PM SPAW. Never met him, but I like his style... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Little Hawk Date: 02 May 02 - 06:00 PM I don't even want to think about Gargole without his corset... Oh, I guess you meant William Shatner! :-) Well, either way, Big Bill is a sight never to be forgotten. This election fiasco is apparently still raising eyebrows out there, despite the fact that it all ended way back in August 2001. The fact is, there was major voting fraud, and people are still quite bitter about it. The Canadian vote was not properly tabulated, for one thing...specially all those Canadians down in Florida. - LH |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: GUEST Date: 16 Jun 02 - 08:12 AM |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: GUEST Date: 17 Jun 02 - 01:36 AM Please give a URL address...so we can compare the two photograhs, I do not either one.
Better yet, please have the sys-op post the two different views to his poll-site. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: GUEST,.gargoyle Date: 17 Jun 02 - 08:07 PM I would rather have sex with a manatey than a man. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Ebbie Date: 18 Jun 02 - 01:43 AM Recognizing sexiness does not equate to action, gg. That said, I would definitely hesitate to get too intimate with the pshaw! Which one would one find: the one who assaults the ears and nose or the wonderful one who is insightful, articulate, and sweet? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Little Hawk Date: 18 Jun 02 - 03:08 PM You're in luck then, Gargoyle! There is a depressed manatee at the Toronto Zoo with no mate. They fear for her life. For gosh sakes, get a bus ticket or a plane ticket and come to Toronto at once. You might even luck into a permanent paying job in the country that patented snowshoes and spin-the-bottle-of-maple-syrup! - LH |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: GUEST Date: 03 Jul 02 - 01:40 AM Where do we vote? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: GUEST Date: 12 Jul 02 - 08:12 PM I don't believe Spaw has published his autobiography yet so Shat has one up on him. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Little Hawk Date: 12 Jul 02 - 08:18 PM Har! Har! Bet it would make some pretty bizarre reading... Specially the part about the girl from Chicago with the tattoo on her...um... Never mind. - LH |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: GUEST Date: 13 Jul 02 - 06:13 PM Shatner's tatoo is what and where? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Little Hawk Date: 14 Jul 02 - 01:33 PM I'm not aware that Shatner has a tattoo...? It wasn't him I was speaking of. If he did have one, it would probably say something modest and self-effacing, like: "The Buck Stops Here, Baby!" (arrow pointing toward groin area) - LH |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: GUEST Date: 04 Feb 03 - 08:34 PM |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: Little Hawk Date: 04 Feb 03 - 08:40 PM No point reviving this one, GUEST. Everyone knows it's Shatner. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Who is sexier? Spaw or Shatner? Vote! From: *daylia* Date: 04 Feb 03 - 08:47 PM Well I don't know Spaw, but he does seem to fart and belch a lot, so I'll go with Shatner. But hey, maybe LH himself beats 'em both!! He's got SUCH a sexy mind...he he!! daylia |