Subject: RE: Lyr: When the train is in the station (Humoresque) From: GUEST,Emma Date: 16 Feb 11 - 05:33 AM Gentlemen will please refrain from urinating when the train is in the station darling I love you. |
Subject: RE: Lyr: When the train is in the station (Humoresque) From: Dame Pattie Smith EPNS Date: 16 Feb 11 - 10:49 AM When you're on the railway train Don't pull the communication chain For you may have to pay a £5 fine So ladies when you're being molested Wait until you've been divested It ain't worth a fiver otherwise. Just thought I'd put that one in.... |
Subject: RE: Lyr: When the train is in the station (Humoresque) From: Midchuck Date: 16 Feb 11 - 11:30 AM "Humoresque" and the first part of "Swanee River" can be sung or played as counterpoint to each other. Many years ago, I saw Bill Keith play them BOTH AT ONCE on the 5-string banjo - one melody with thumb and one with fingers. In between banjo solo/duets he sang either the above verses or Swanee River, alternately. P. |
Subject: RE: Lyr: When the train is in the station (Humoresque) From: bubblyrat Date: 30 Nov 11 - 03:41 AM I remember seeing a TV documentary some years ago , about the Sidmouth International (as it was ) Folk Festival , and there was a coloured man playing two tunes simultaneously on the banjo ; I was amazed and fascinated, but can't remember his name --does anyone out there know ? Sorry to digress !! |
Subject: RE: Lyr: When the train is in the station (Humoresque) From: GUEST Date: 13 Feb 12 - 10:12 AM To the tune of Humoresque Gentlemen will please refrain from urinating in the train, When the train is standing in the station |
Subject: RE: Lyr: When the train is in the station (Humoresque) From: Charley Noble Date: 14 Feb 12 - 09:04 AM I seem to remember that Chief Justice William O. Douglas of the US Supreme Court had something to do with composing this song. Here's the reference from Wikipedia: The Erotic Muse: American Bawdy Songs says that sometime in the early 1930s, according to his autobiography, Go East, Young Man (pp. 171-72), William O. Douglas and fellow Yale law school professor Thurman Arnold were riding the New Haven Railroad and were inspired by a sign in the toilet. "Thurman and I got the idea of putting these memorable words to music, and Thurman quickly came up with the musical refrain from Humoresque." Cheerily, Charley Noble |
Subject: RE: Lyr: When the train is in the station (Humoresque) From: GUEST Date: 27 Mar 12 - 03:53 PM Whilst the train is in the station, Please restrain from urination, If you must pass water, Ask a porter. 30 years ago on the wall of Tunbridge Wells West Station Kent |
Subject: RE: Lyr: When the train is in the station (Humoresque) From: GUEST Date: 03 Apr 12 - 03:04 AM When the train is in the station We encourage constipation When the train is moving so can you. My great uncle taught me that after he heard me play Humoresque on the violin. I laughed so hard. |
Subject: RE: Lyr: When the train is in the station (Humoresque) From: GUEST,Nancy Date: 15 Jul 12 - 06:01 PM My mother taught me this when I was small (!!) Her version began, When the train is in the station We encourage constipation. Minnie's cats are fine, and how are you? |
Subject: RE: Lyr: When the train is in the station (Humoresque) From: GUEST,Grishka Date: 15 Jul 12 - 07:40 PM Very amusing, and yet another way to popularize classical music. Dvořák will easily survive this abuse of his piece, originally for piano solo, as he did with all the other abuses (with a solo violin or with sentimental lyrics). MichaelTheGM, I am not sure whether I understand the joke about plate-laying; something for Cambridge insiders? Could the imagined completion be something like: Gentlemen will please refrain? (We are four people here, of three mother tongues, and have just decided that this qualifies as folk process.) |
Subject: RE: Lyr: When the train is in the station (Humoresque) From: MGM·Lion Date: 15 Jul 12 - 11:31 PM No, no specific Cambridge connection to my friends' rhythmic interpolation. Google 'platelaying' and you will find much about the technique of such a task on the 'permanent way', as early works on the topic call it. ~M~ |
Subject: RE: Lyr: When the train is in the station (Humoresque) From: Seamus Kennedy Date: 16 Jul 12 - 12:25 AM Rapparee - Benny Bell! |
Subject: RE: Lyr: When the train is in the station (Humoresque) From: GUEST,Grishka Date: 16 Jul 12 - 06:18 AM Sorry, MtheGM, Google leads to a lot of information about rail building, but leaves me alone about the pun - if there is any. The only clue I found is at Urban Dictionary under plate job - is that a common practice in Cambridge? If we are really into folk research, we must not be afraid of the lowest regions ... |
Subject: RE: Lyr: When the train is in the station (Humoresque) From: MGM·Lion Date: 16 Jul 12 - 08:56 AM No pun ~~ just an idea of what the man under the train might have been doing which added a bit of twiddle to the end of the line. Can't quite make out what you are looking for here. |
Subject: RE: Lyr: When the train is in the station (Humoresque) From: GUEST,Grishka Date: 16 Jul 12 - 03:26 PM Thanks, Michael; so at least it's not a pun that everyone understands but me. Still I wonder. |
Subject: RE: Lyr: When the train is in the station (Humoresque) From: GUEST,Lord Primark Date: 16 Jul 12 - 05:32 PM I used to work with the steam engines at Tyseley Musuem Depot near Birmingham in the 70s. Some of the older chaps there used to sing this song. The version they sung was: While the train is in the station please refrain from urination. Have regard for railway property. If you wish to pass on water go and ask a railway porter he'll direct you to the station lavatory. .. didn't realise it was a well known ditty. Could be they had misremembered it, or adapted it a bit. |
Subject: RE: Lyr: When the train is in the station (Humoresque) From: GUEST,Me Potter Date: 16 Aug 15 - 05:38 AM In the RAF we used to sing Whwn the train is in the station Please encourage constipation Do ot leave a smaell upon the line Passengers will please refarin From passing water on the train... (Can''t remember any mopre!) |
Subject: RE: Lyr: When the train is in the station (Humoresque) From: GUEST,Sceadugenga Date: 01 Oct 15 - 04:26 AM This is how I remember it, two verses: If your train is in the station please refrain from urination have respect for railway property If you want to pass some water go and ask a railway porter he'll direct you to a lavatory If your train is stationary and you want to go quite heavy have respect for railway property, from the carriage you must wander and a penny you must squander to relieve yourself with might and main |
Subject: RE: Lyr: When the train is in the station (Humoresque) From: GUEST,ffred pierssen Date: 14 Apr 17 - 08:47 AM Thanks for the thread. One of my band mates knows the song but I don't. However, I have memories of riding the train between Chicago and Washington DC in the early 1980's. I definitely could see (and hear) the tracks through the toilet. More recently -- 2014 -- on the Trans-Siberian Railway ("Rossiya") toilets were locked while at the station or passing through urban areas. Although the train itself was electric, the cars were heated with coal. Potential lyric material there. |
Subject: RE: Origi:When the train is in the station(Humoresque) From: GUEST Date: 26 Jul 22 - 10:59 PM This is one I remember we used to sing coming home from the "Orford" (it was a pub in Warrington) after chuckin' out time. Sung to : - Dvorák: Humoresque No. 7 in G-Flat Major If the gentlemen would please refrain from urinating while the train is standing at the platform to refuel. Those who feel they must pass water would they kindly ask the porter for the bucket in their vestibule. So while the train is in the station Please refrain from urination Have regard for railway property If you want to pass some water Go and ask the station's porter He'll direct you to the nearest lavatory Piddling while the train is moving Is another way of proving Control of hand and eye is very sure. We like to keep our toilets neat So please don't piss upon the seat Or, what is much worse, s**t upon the floor. If twenty quid you can afford, Then pull that communication cord Though you'll be that much poorer if you do. But,if twenty quid you do not own, Then leave the Fu***ng thing alone; And that,my friend,is my advice to you !! In the carriage there's a chain That if you pull, it stops the train There's a twenty pound fine if you are unwise So, ladies if you're being molested Wait until you've been divested Or it isn't worth four fivers other wise Newly weds within the carriage Please don't consummate your marriage While the train is standing here at Crewe. Please restrain that natural function, Till we get to Clapham Junction, Where you'll find there's fu** all else to do. Passengers should please refrain, From throwing dog-ends down the drain; To do a thing like that is not quite right; Railway-workers on the line, might try and catch them just in time, And soggy fags are Fu***n' hard to light!. There were a couple more verses but I can't remember 'em. |
Subject: RE: Origi:When the train is in the station(Humoresque) From: GUEST,Gary Ford Date: 05 Apr 23 - 01:16 PM I always knew it as; When the train is in the station, Please refrain from urination, When the passengers are getting off. If you want to go quite heavy, Always ask a railway porter, He will try to help you if he can |
Subject: RE: Origi:When the train is in the station(Humoresque) From: and e Date: 06 Apr 23 - 07:30 PM HUMORESQUE Pg 77 of "The Wrecks", which was published ca 1933 in Reno, Nevada for a private men's club. Copy is online here: https://archive.org/details/1933ca-the-wrecks-red-plush-edition-50-copies |
Subject: RE: Origi:When the train is in the station(Humoresque) From: and e Date: 06 Apr 23 - 07:57 PM HUMORESQUE |
Subject: RE: Origi:When the train is in the station(Humoresque) From: and e Date: 06 Apr 23 - 08:25 PM MORE HUMORESQUE From Aloha Jigpoha. A mimeographed songbook issued in 1945, in Honolulu, HI. Download here: https://archive.org/details/1945alohajigpoha |
Subject: RE: Origi:When the train is in the station(Humoresque) From: and e Date: 06 Apr 23 - 08:42 PM Passengers will please refrain Snippet view of White Piracy, 1933, page 88. Bowdlerized but slightly antedating it. See google books here: White Piracy |
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