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NewFolk 12 Days of Xmas

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AUSSIE TWELVE DAYS OF XMAS
THE TWELVE BUGS OF CHRISTMAS
THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS (PARODY)
THE TWELVE DAYS OF MARXMAS
THE TWELVE THANKYOU NOTES OF CHRISTMAS
TWELVE DAYS HOME FOR CHRISTMAS
TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS (ORIGINAL)
TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS (PC)


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GUEST,DamnDem 29 Dec 01 - 02:51 PM
Devilmaster 29 Dec 01 - 03:02 PM
GUEST,DamnDem 29 Dec 01 - 03:08 PM
MMario 29 Dec 01 - 03:21 PM
George Papavgeris 23 Nov 03 - 06:15 PM
GUEST 25 Oct 11 - 05:29 PM
Geordie-Peorgie 25 Oct 11 - 06:58 PM
Sandra in Sydney 26 Oct 11 - 06:05 AM
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Subject: NewFolk 12 Days of Xmas
From: GUEST,DamnDem
Date: 29 Dec 01 - 02:51 PM

From the Democrats with Spine website:

12 Days of Christmas

Wednesday, December 19 2001 @ 04:35 PM EST
Contributed by: Anonymous

The 12 Days of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas
Conservatives sent to me
One commander in thief Bushkie

On the second day of Christmas
Conservatives sent to me,
Two Towers destroyed,
And One commander in thief Bushkie

On the third day of Christmas
Conservatives sent to me
Three civil rights stolen,
Two Towers destroyed,
And One commander in thief Bushkie

On the fourth day of Christmas
Conservatives sent to me
Four thousand Bombs in Afghanistan,
Three civil rights stolen,
Two Towers destroyed,
And One commander in thief Bushkie

On the fifth day of Christmas
Conservatives sent to me
Five Stars of China,
Four thousand bombs in Afghanistan,
Three civil rights stolen,
Two Towers destroyed,
An One commander in thief Bushkie

On the sixth day of Christmas
Conservatives sent to me
Six thousand Mexican Truck Drivers,
Five Stars of China,
Four thousand bombs in Afghanistan,
Three civil rights stolen,
Two Towers destroyed,
And One commander in thief Bushkie

On the seventh day of Christmas
Conservatives sent to me
Seven million unemployed,
Six tousand Mexican Truck Drivers,
Five Stars of China,
Four thousand Bombs in Afghanistan,
Three civil rights stolen,
Two Towers destroyed,
And One commander in thief Bushkie

On the eighth day of Christmas
Conservatives sent to me
Eighty thousand starving children,
Seven million unemployed,
Six tousand Mexican Truck Drivers,
Five Stars of China,
Four thousand Bombs in Afghanistan,
Three civil rights stolen,
Two Towers destroyed,
And One commander in thief Bushkie

On the ninth day of Christmas
Conservatives sent to me
Nine thousand records sealed,
Eighty thousand starving children,
Seven million unemployed,
Six tousand Mexican Truck Drivers,
Five Stars of China,
Four Bombs in Afghanistan,
Three civil rights stolen,
Two Towers destroyed,
And One commander in thief Bushkie

On the tenth day of Christmas
Conservatives sent to me
Ten interest rate drops,
Nine thousand records sealed,
Eighty thousand starving children,
Seven million unemployed,
Six tousand Mexican Truck Drivers,
Five Stars of China,
Four Bombs in Afghanistan,
Three civil rights stolen,
Two Towers destroyed,
And One commander in thief Bushkie

On the eleventh day of Christmas
Conservatives sent to me
Eleven FBI spying,
Ten interest rate drops,
Nine thousand records sealed,
Eighty thousand starving children,
Seven million unemployed,
Six tousand Mexican Truck Drivers,
Five Stars of China,
Four Bombs in Afghanistan,
Three civil rights stolen,
Two Towers destroyed,
And One commander in thief Bushkie

On the Twelveth day of Christmas
Conservatives sent to me
Twelve months of hell,
Eleven FBI spying,
Ten interest rate drops,
Nine thousand records sealed,
Eighty thousand starving children,
Seven million unemployed,
Six tousand Mexican Truck Drivers,
Five Stars of China,
Four Bombs in Afghanistan,
Three civil rights stolen,
Two Towers destroyed,
And One commander in thief Bushkie


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Subject: RE: NewFolk 12 Days of Xmas
From: Devilmaster
Date: 29 Dec 01 - 03:02 PM

*sigh* partisan politics....

And I am not republican either....... I'm Canadian.

And just like I said in a previous post, Bush's reign will be the 'What if' presidency. Democrats will never get over what they consider to be a robbery. Never mind that the papers continued to count the ballots and such after bush was finally declared. And they found Bush was still the winner.

And the Towers would still be destroyed with Gore in.

I realize this was done for fun.... but I betcha some democrats and republicans out there don't think so. That parody is a definite shot at the other side. They're very serious about this.


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Subject: RE: NewFolk 12 Days of Xmas
From: GUEST,DamnDem
Date: 29 Dec 01 - 03:08 PM

Ummm, Devilmaster--political parody only works when it is a definite shot at the other side.


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Subject: RE: NewFolk 12 Days of Xmas
From: MMario
Date: 29 Dec 01 - 03:21 PM

no - subtlety works as well - sometimes better.

but what bothers me is it doesn't scan properly.


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Subject: RE: NewFolk 12 Days of Xmas
From: George Papavgeris
Date: 23 Nov 03 - 06:15 PM

No, "Guest, DamnDem", you have to be a lot more foolproof than that for it to work outside your state. Half the things you mention have been done under Labour in the UK. "Poodle" Blair is not Conservative - well, not on paper anyway.
I am with Devilmaster. I may agree with your sentiments, but partisan writing doesn't cut it for me half as well as subtle digs. In fact, it does damage to whatever cause you espouse - because it is obvious and easily defended against; so the well intentioned aim fails.


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Subject: RE: NewFolk 12 Days of Xmas
From: GUEST
Date: 25 Oct 11 - 05:29 PM

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Subject: RE: NewFolk 12 Days of Xmas
From: Geordie-Peorgie
Date: 25 Oct 11 - 06:58 PM

12 Cajun Triangles

11 Bellowheaders        

10 Hurdy Gurdies

9 Bodhrans thumping

8 Fiddlers scraping

7 Whistlers tooting

6 Banjos frailing

5 Man-do-lins

4 Harmonies

3 Artisans

2 Show of Hands

And a song from Martin Carthy


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Subject: RE: NewFolk 12 Days of Xmas
From: Sandra in Sydney
Date: 26 Oct 11 - 06:05 AM

love it!


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