BS: Punch The Horse Cross-Dressing Outrage!!

Subject: Punch The Horse Cross-Dressing Outrage!!
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 05 Aug 02 - 05:43 AM

This is a subject worthy of discussion. As a result of last weeks Oakley barefoot-in-shorts scandal at South Ferriby, Mr. Watson and I decided to come out in sympathy on Saturday night at Durty Nellies. We turned up looking like a pair of beach bums just for him. Mr. Watson was a little unsure...'is there any chance we will end up looking a pair of twats, tonight, Pete?' to which my reply was...'absolutely'.

However, the full hilarity of the evening was only realised when we arrived at said venue, to see brother Oakley waiting for us in the car park. Fully suited. I mean, the man looked absolutely immaculate. Dark grey suit (buttoned up), crisp white shirt, tie, and highly polished black shoes. Like he was about to enter a high-powered business meeting. We nearly died laughing.

Needless to say, Ossonflags did not look amused when we all walked in...two beach bums and a solicitor...to play in front of a packed saturday audience..!!! Nobody quite knew what to make of us. Oakleys dedication to the cause was truly awesome..he played all night, refusing to give in, and still had his buttons done up at 11.30!!! This despite high temperature and almost unbearable humidity. Not only this, but Oakley played blindingly well all night. He should wear a suit all night. Many thanks for making my evening so entertaining, and musical, Oakley!!

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Cross-Dressing Outrage!!
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 05 Aug 02 - 05:58 AM

In fact, being in the vicinity of brother Oakley this weekend has been adviseable for anyone wishing to participate in his unique brand of insanity, as those who witnessed the Purple Helmets Display Team in action yesterday will testify to.

I have never seen anything so funny as Oakley appearing through a cloud of prematurely discharged smoke and hurtling down the length of Hengate trailing Greg and the occasional puff of blue smoke, straight through the red light, to the cheers and clapping of the raggle taggle session crowd who had assembled on the pavement to witness the event. The man is truly insane.

I read elsewhere that September's display is already in it's planning stages, and is going to be something quite spectacular, so anyone wishing to view the now world famous Purple Helmets Display Team needs to be at my next Nellies Session, which takes place from 2pm on Sunday 1st September.

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Cross-Dressing Outrage!!
From: smallpiper
Date: 05 Aug 02 - 06:06 AM

As one eye witness of the Purple Helmets cycle display team's daredevil dash through Hengate described the display as "Awsome truly awesum, I've never seen anything so premature in my life!" There were think clouds of blue smoke, some really perplexed looking car drives and the unbelivable blur as the two mad cyclists dashed through the street, one shouting about having had a premature (smoke) ejaculation.

It was the funnies thing I've seen in ages Keep it up boys

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Cross-Dressing Outrage!!
From: Oaklet
Date: 05 Aug 02 - 06:31 AM

DeanMeister, one the of recurrent threads in our text messaging has been "What the hell is going on at the moment?" The events of the weekend indicate that I am really no nearer to figuring this out and am pleased to say that reality is slipping nicely away. I really enjoyed the gig, and I guess my playing was a lot more fluent after the 4 hours rehearsal at the busking competition in Beverley.

I explained to the other Purple Helmet on the ride to Nelly's yesterday, that I have a job interview on Tuesday and needed the suit to be in a passable condition. To prevent it looking like a piece of tissue paper, I removed the now-soaked jacket and trousers in Durty Nellies car park, folded then neatly on the back seat, removed the tie and wet shirt and drove home practically naked. I was getting the instruments and the wet clothing into the house, when the security light came on and Mrs Drinkall from no 21 bid me a cheery good evening as she was returning from emptying her dog in the back garden. As if it were entirely normal. Which I suppose it is.

As for the display, I chuckled when I imagined Doug ashen - faced in the crowd, writing furiously in a reporters' notebook to support yet another anti-BS thread. Another two pints and I would have agreed with Gary's suggestion to do it starkers and get arrested. It really was that close!

I regret running out of steam in the afternoon, and abandoning my plan to go to Wooton, leaving Gary to tear arse home and prepare my place behind the settee. But one just can't do everything.

A belter of a weekend, a belter.

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Cross-Dressing Outrage!!
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 05 Aug 02 - 10:10 AM

Splendid summary of the weekend, David. Was Doug there? I was not introduced.....

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Cross-Dressing Outrage!!
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 05 Aug 02 - 10:12 AM

i Wanted to go te nellies yisterday bur i fill asleep, it lucks like i missed a good session, i will go next time .did lEs get his prize for gessing micks name? Was dodgy girl there? I dident wake up till half past to thirty, and i had to go to werk as well, it id my berfday in septimber , so I Might get the night off werk, and go on a pushbike and get really pissed. It is very hot today and i have been sneezing all day, i think i have got hat fever or something, i wont go to doctors tho , because they are a big rip off, 9they charge you 7.50 for tablits what only cost a few pence) fiddling basturds! and i went to doctors with my ear , last yeer and he said 2their is nothing wreong with it, but i know there was because i couldnt here anything.he just coudnt be bothered to fiz it.9allegidly) i bought 3 ice creems in a box today , for 1 pounds, and you can pay that for one without a box 9good bargain), i think all my trowsis are shrinking, I am wearing my biggest trowsis , but they still too small.I might get sume dungareees like mick 9osssenflags has got. KwameD are playing at Beberley.john

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Cross-Dressing Outrage!!
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 05 Aug 02 - 10:18 AM

I can't tell you about Les's prize, but dodgy bird was indeed there in all her glory, John. It would seem you have missed your chance. She seemed rather taken with the Humberside Police Special Whistle Squadron, and the Purple Helmet Display Team had her entranced. I fear you have some catching up to do. 9.

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Cross-Dressing Outrage!!
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 05 Aug 02 - 10:24 AM

Dodgy bird, are you out there? John9 is feeling upset that he missed you.......

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Cross-Dressing Outrage!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Aug 02 - 10:37 AM

You know, the more I read about these goings on the sorrier I am that I was not there to witness it. It sounds like only a guest appearance by the Great S**tner could have improved upon the festivities.

I have only 2 questions:

Were there any parrots?

What are you people on?

- LH

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Cross-Dressing Outrage!!
From: GUEST,dodgy bird
Date: 05 Aug 02 - 10:44 AM

i'm here only for the simple reason that i can't be bothered to look elsewhere. i cannot speak for anyone else but if in nellies i find ayingerbrau and british gas work for me

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Cross-Dressing Outrage!!
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 05 Aug 02 - 11:00 AM

Hey Dodgy Bird. No, its not just you. The clock is indeed wrong....

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Cross-Dressing Outrage!!
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 05 Aug 02 - 11:19 AM

dodgy bird-why dont you join, then you wont have to rite your'e name anymoore?
i am glad you are a proper person because i got a message from one of the mudcat bosses saying stop posting as other peepol, 9he though i was yoo) i said i am not 9I wasnt) he said 2oh , sorry, i thought yoo was) I though t it was mr happy, so i sant him a message, i was pissed so i cant remember what i put in the message, buy i think it said 2hello mr happy i found out you are dodgy bird your'e plan did not werk very good" I thought this because there messages look simylar.I asked the mudcat boss who dodgy bird is, but he wouldnt tell me, 9who peepol are is secret).john

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Cross-Dressing Outrage!!
From: GUEST,Oakley
Date: 05 Aug 02 - 11:52 AM

Hi Dodgy! jOhn, you appear to be attracting a lot of profiteers who must have got wind of the fact that you will inherit a small fortune when Brian is eventually poisoned by your feet. Transo, Bircleys, The Inland Revenue, The NHS all seem determined to get their slippery hands around the jOhn from Hull wonga. And milk you dry.

In an earlier thread, I alluded to the fact that my Hiace van in blue should have been the subject of a cult movie. Now, jOhn, I want you to promise that if you have any plans to comment about this, you will be extra-careful about the spelling of the word "cult". For all our sakes9.

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Cross-Dressing Outrage!!
From: GUEST,ossonflags
Date: 05 Aug 02 - 12:37 PM

John, I to suffer from the incredible shrinking trouser syndrome, it is caused, Ibelieve ,from drinking ginormouse amounts of bear likewise amount curries.

Therefore I shall give you the name of my tailor:

www.dickies4less.cm

said dugaree garments were imported from america via the internet.

What atracted me to above garment was the advert "Dickies,the only trousers that make your belly part of the garment" aha!! I said, those are the very fellows for me and ordered two pairs.

I hope you tske to wearing them,we might start a new trend.

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Cross-Dressing Outrage!!
From: Doug Chadwick
Date: 05 Aug 02 - 12:41 PM

I regret running out of steam in the afternoon, and abandoning my plan to go to Wooton....

...... Was Doug there? I was not introduced.....

I wasn't there but I was in Wooton last night. I met Skipjack and that nice man Banjo-flower bought me a pint. What a gent.


Doug C

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Cross-Dressing Outrage!!
From: Oaklet
Date: 05 Aug 02 - 12:49 PM

Hi Doug! Sorry I missed a chance to shake your hand. My fault for cycling on two consecutive days from the swamp to Beverley with a heavy load, with busking and melting in an overdressed sort of way on Saturday night. Skipjack's powers are far far stronger than mine. Next time huh?

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Cross-Dressing Outrage!!
From: smallpiper
Date: 05 Aug 02 - 01:35 PM

Hey Doug why don't you come to the Hase tomorrow night? You can drink sum Bear and meet jOhn from hull too how could anyone resist9

I think we've met before?

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Cross-Dressing Outrage!!
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 05 Aug 02 - 01:41 PM

we met last week smallpiper! did yoo forgot already?

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Cross-Dressing Outrage!!
From: smallpiper
Date: 05 Aug 02 - 01:45 PM

I'll never forgit jOhn but I think I was reffering to Doug ie that Doug and i had met somewhere before. But it will be good to have my mind refreshed. John

Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Cross-Dressing Outrage!!
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 05 Aug 02 - 01:55 PM

oH , thanks for ecksplaning that John, i got confused.john

Subject: RE: BS: Punch The Horse Cross-Dressing Outrage!!
From: Banjo-Flower
Date: 05 Aug 02 - 02:42 PM

Hey Doug Did you have to tell Oakleaf that i'd bought you a pint? he'll be expecting one now

Gerry

Subject: RE: BS: Punch The Horse Cross-Dressing Outrage!!
From: GUEST,an interested spectator
Date: 05 Aug 02 - 03:56 PM

well where do i start? a gig that was fantastic, two pair of legs which were not as spectacular but not tooooooooooo bad. and a man in a suit who was brill. and the singer was coolllllllllll. what is this about purple hats? will be there next time a great evening all round the sight reminded me of a rose between two thorns with a cool singer serenading them or is it a thorn between two roses??????????? cheersssssssssssss

Subject: RE: BS: Punch The Horse Cross-Dressing Outrage!!
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 05 Aug 02 - 05:12 PM

Definately a thorn between too roses....and the guitarist is just the cooooolest guy on the planet, didn't you think, interested spectator??

Subject: RE: BS: Punch The Horse Cross-Dressing Outrage!!
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 05 Aug 02 - 05:20 PM

And who is gonna try to explain the whole Purple Helmets thing....??? I dunno where to start. Any volunteers???

Subject: RE: BS: Punch The Horse Cross-Dressing Outrage!!
From: Oaklet
Date: 05 Aug 02 - 05:21 PM

I have just blushed hotly, Interested Spectator. It was a really good evening. Didn't we have a chat later in the evening?

Don't trouble yourself with the Purple Helmets just yet. One thing at a time, with this particular drivel-fest.

Whose round is it Banjo-Flower? If I'd have known you were so generous I'd have let you buy me a pint well before now. How selfish of me.

In between visits to the toilet, I am trying to think of intelligent questions to ask tomorrow, but all I can think of is "What are the hours?" and "What's the holidays like?" Any suggestions anyone?

Subject: RE: BS: Punch The Horse Cross-Dressing Outrage!!
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 05 Aug 02 - 05:29 PM

Hmm. A tentative enquiry as to the company policy regarding garlic breath may not go amiss in your case, brother Oakley. Do they have a special room for you?

Subject: RE: BS: Punch The Horse Cross-Dressing Outrage!!
From: Oaklet
Date: 05 Aug 02 - 05:49 PM

I was expressly forbidden to cook this evening. I had planned a mashed garlic, sprout and onion vindaloo washed down with cheap lemonade and home made sherbet. Instead, I chose to play it safe: Eight stale scotch eggs, two kilos of dried apricots and a generous handful of suet. Oh, and a chinese takeaway (an unwanted gift). All washed down with a fine bottle or two of 6 year old Beaujolais Nivea. And a digestive; two slugs of home made pea and ham Hock - a wine kit with a bit of added body curtesy of Campbells. I think the spelling might have gone awry then, but I have already pressed the submit button. Nerves have a terrible effect on the guts, don't you think?

Subject: RE: BS: Punch The Horse Cross-Dressing Outrage!!
From: GUEST,an interested spectator
Date: 05 Aug 02 - 05:51 PM

the guitarist was that the good looking tall one

Subject: RE: BS: Punch The Horse Cross-Dressing Outrage!!
From: GUEST,an interested spectator
Date: 05 Aug 02 - 05:54 PM

and oakley why u blushing. yes we did have a nice chat later ......much later..................

Subject: RE: BS: Punch The Horse Cross-Dressing Outrage!!
From: Oaklet
Date: 05 Aug 02 - 05:57 PM

The penny drops; and you are a sweetie!

Subject: RE: BS: Punch The Horse Cross-Dressing Outrage!!
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 05 Aug 02 - 05:58 PM

I have just been informed that the present Mrs. DeanMeister is indeed engaged tomorrow evening, so it appears unlikely that I will make an appearance at the Hase. This is a disappointment, as I have spent all evening building a special harness to facilitate the carriage of the newly acquired Double Bass on the back of my motorcycle, with a view to committing a violent act on Sue the Piper.

I woz also9 planning on giving jOhn9 a slap, and buying Doug a pint. Oh, and possibly playing a little music. I may appear, as in a vision, later in the proceedings, wearing leather jhodpurs and a purple (ish) helmet. Depending on wether 'er indoors has managed to escape from the clutches of a load of loony women (Dodgy Bird included) at one of these Anne Summers thingies. What happens at them, anyway? Is it a sort of make up party? Should I go to see what it's all about? Can anyone help me???? jOhn9?

Subject: RE: BS: Punch The Horse Cross-Dressing Outrage!!
From: GUEST,a lady from hull
Date: 05 Aug 02 - 05:59 PM

ann summers wow things go bzzzzzzzzzzz and whizzzzzzz a great time had by all

Subject: RE: BS: Punch The Horse Cross-Dressing Outrage!!
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 05 Aug 02 - 06:00 PM

Hey, interested spectator....you are giving me goosebumps. Dave...help...who is this?

Subject: RE: BS: Punch The Horse Cross-Dressing Outrage!!
From: GUEST,an interested spectator
Date: 05 Aug 02 - 06:01 PM

oh my u remeber what a joy thought i was just an image in the fog oakley well boy u played like a dream....musically i mean!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Punch The Horse Cross-Dressing Outrage!!
From: Oaklet
Date: 05 Aug 02 - 06:02 PM

I started my own version last summer called Frank Summers, for men. You can imagine the sort of thing, lots of fleshy polyeurethane mouldings, special pants and art videos. It was not a success in North Lincs. If only I lived across the water...

Subject: RE: BS: Punch The Horse Cross-Dressing Outrage!!
From: GUEST,an interested spectator
Date: 05 Aug 02 - 06:03 PM

ahhhh so u were the tall one!!!!!!!!!!!! well deany boy what a nice name 4 a nice boy

Subject: RE: BS: Punch The Horse Cross-Dressing Outrage!!
From: harpmaker
Date: 05 Aug 02 - 06:04 PM

Ask them if they know Dicey MgGarry- No- Dicey Reiley, thats it! Or was it Dicey Deany. Mick's gone fishing BTW, he was last seen sitting on a purple helmet catching crabs in Crommer.

Subject: RE: BS: Punch The Horse Cross-Dressing Outrage!!
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 05 Aug 02 - 06:04 PM

Heeeeeellppppppppppppp? Deanie boy getting scared... Who is this guy, and will I fancy him?

Subject: RE: BS: Punch The Horse Cross-Dressing Outrage!!
From: GUEST,an interested spectator
Date: 05 Aug 02 - 06:05 PM

oh my oakley u dont need need them there fake fleshy polyeurethane mouldings u were a fine figure in that there suit!!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Punch The Horse Cross-Dressing Outrage!!
From: GUEST,an interested spectator
Date: 05 Aug 02 - 06:06 PM

this guy is a woman deany boy and on a serious note was a great gig by all the guys in the band!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Punch The Horse Cross-Dressing Outrage!!
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 05 Aug 02 - 06:08 PM

Well thank you, Ma'am. Very nice of you to say. Do I know you? And yup, Dave did look the business.

Subject: RE: BS: Punch The Horse Cross-Dressing Outrage!!
From: GUEST,an interested spectator
Date: 05 Aug 02 - 06:09 PM

no u dont know me and is harpmaster part of ur group?

Subject: RE: BS: Punch The Horse Cross-Dressing Outrage!!
From: Oaklet
Date: 05 Aug 02 - 06:12 PM

I'm really glad that you enjoyed it and me and Mrs Oakley will be glad to meet up with you in September. Stick with your teacher, but I'll try to pass on a tune or two along the way if I can. See you soon!!

Subject: RE: BS: Punch The Horse Cross-Dressing Outrage!!
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 05 Aug 02 - 06:12 PM

Harpmaster is a mate. With a particularly fine talent for building beautiful instruments and serenading passers by on the streets of Beverley.

Subject: RE: BS: Punch The Horse Cross-Dressing Outrage!!
From: GUEST,an interested spectator
Date: 05 Aug 02 - 06:14 PM

ahhh okey dokey will keep practising and glad u can b sensible deany boy c u both soon having a mate like harpmaster night night 2 u all xxxx

Subject: RE: BS: Punch The Horse Cross-Dressing Outrage!!
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 05 Aug 02 - 06:18 PM

Nighty night interested one. And I am often sensible. Toodle-pip! xx

Subject: RE: BS: Punch The Horse Cross-Dressing Outrage!!
From: GUEST,an interested spectator
Date: 05 Aug 02 - 06:20 PM

night night all

Subject: RE: BS: Punch The Horse Cross-Dressing Outrage!!
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 05 Aug 02 - 06:22 PM

David, can you help me out? Who was that?

Subject: RE: BS: Punch The Horse Cross-Dressing Outrage!!
From: harpmaker
Date: 05 Aug 02 - 06:30 PM

Claire Frisby!

Subject: RE: BS: Punch The Horse Cross-Dressing Outrage!!
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 05 Aug 02 - 06:35 PM

Very funny, John!! I think I have her placed now. David has set me straight. Hey, Claire Frisbeeeeeeeeee thought we were ace... Perhaps this could be our big break, guys?

Subject: RE: BS: Punch The Horse Cross-Dressing Outrage!!
From: GUEST,a lady from hull
Date: 05 Aug 02 - 06:35 PM

i know interested spectator shes a nice young lady . she told me all about the gig well done i think is in order. i will be joining her the next time she comes to see you. am quite interested to see this purple helmit disply team oakley, you will have to let us know when the next one is so we can come and watch.

Subject: RE: BS: Punch The Horse Cross-Dressing Outrage!!
From: GUEST,a lady from hull
Date: 05 Aug 02 - 06:37 PM

hello deanmeister you must be the good looking one that interested spectator was talking about!!!!!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Punch The Horse Cross-Dressing Outrage!!
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 05 Aug 02 - 06:37 PM

Sunday 1st September, following my session at White Horse (Nellies) which runs from 2 till 6pm. Display likely around 5pm I suspect. Nice to meet you, lady from Hull.

Subject: RE: BS: Punch The Horse Cross-Dressing Outrage!!
From: GUEST,a lady from hull
Date: 05 Aug 02 - 06:39 PM

nice to meet you too, will have to try and come down and see it

Subject: RE: BS: Punch The Horse Cross-Dressing Outrage!!
From: Oaklet
Date: 05 Aug 02 - 06:41 PM

Lady from Hull, Gary and I have some technical matters to attend to with the smoke generation, but the next outing will be to hijack the session in Nellies on September 1st with (all being well) a naked display. I can't believe I've committed myself to that, but there you go. The next Durty Nellies gig is on the 30th August. It would be great to see you and Interested Spectator there.

Subject: RE: BS: Punch The Horse Cross-Dressing Outrage!!
From: GUEST,a lady from hull
Date: 05 Aug 02 - 06:42 PM

will say i a couple in beverley town with a harp, is it the same one as harpmaker on here???

Subject: RE: BS: Punch The Horse Cross-Dressing Outrage!!
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 05 Aug 02 - 06:43 PM

And I may be wrong, (and often am) but we are playing the friday before at Durty Nellies again I think? Not sure.

Subject: RE: BS: Punch The Horse Cross-Dressing Outrage!!
From: GUEST,a lady from hull
Date: 05 Aug 02 - 06:45 PM

oakley, should be am interesting afternoon then will be there to see, as for durty nellies i think we shall both try and get down to see it.

Subject: RE: BS: Punch The Horse Cross-Dressing Outrage!!
From: harpmaker
Date: 05 Aug 02 - 06:46 PM

Yup!!!!!Y'got it!Thats us!

Subject: RE: BS: Punch The Horse Cross-Dressing Outrage!!
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 05 Aug 02 - 06:47 PM

Ladies, it may be hard for you to believe, but I really think these fella's are mad enough to actually ride naked down Hengate trailing blue smoke. This is gonna be funny....Sunday was bad enough!

Subject: RE: BS: Punch The Horse Cross-Dressing Outrage!!
From: GUEST,a lady from hull
Date: 05 Aug 02 - 06:48 PM

harpmaker you were brillllllllll, where elae do you play would like to hear you both again

Subject: RE: BS: Punch The Horse Cross-Dressing Outrage!!
From: GUEST,a lady from hull
Date: 05 Aug 02 - 06:52 PM

they sound mad enouth to do it, am interested to see the deanmeister and gang in action

Subject: RE: BS: Punch The Horse Cross-Dressing Outrage!!
From: harpmaker
Date: 05 Aug 02 - 06:56 PM

PM me for details of where we play, (Its not my thread)John.

Subject: RE: BS: Punch The Horse Cross-Dressing Outrage!!
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 05 Aug 02 - 06:56 PM

Harpmaker will be there too, with his gorgeous lady.

Subject: RE: BS: Punch The Horse Cross-Dressing Outrage!!
From: GUEST,a lady from hull
Date: 05 Aug 02 - 06:57 PM

thanks harpmaker will do.

Subject: RE: BS: Punch The Horse Cross-Dressing Outrage!!
From: Les from Hull
Date: 05 Aug 02 - 06:59 PM

I hate to put a reef in your tops'l lads, but we might be better off having the September Nellies session on the second Sunday as the Hull Shanty Festival will be on the 1st. Quite a lot of us local people go there.

Subject: RE: BS: Punch The Horse Cross-Dressing Outrage!!
From: GUEST,a lady from hull
Date: 05 Aug 02 - 06:59 PM

he will be down at nellies ?

Subject: RE: BS: Punch The Horse Cross-Dressing Outrage!!
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 05 Aug 02 - 07:06 PM

AHA....nicely pointed out, Les. Will consider that and let you know through Mudcat. May well move to second Sunday.

Subject: RE: BS: Punch The Horse Cross-Dressing Outrage!!
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 05 Aug 02 - 07:28 PM

Deanmister-why you want to slap me? & who is Clair Frisby? I ask fewq times but nombodt tells me.john

Subject: RE: BS: Punch The Horse Cross-Dressing Outrage!!
From: Oaklet
Date: 05 Aug 02 - 07:34 PM

Claire Frisby is the famous woman off the telly. More than that I don't know, because Rugby Cement's South Ferriby plant obscures the signal from Yorkshire Television's transmitter, condemning us to watch that dratted Geordievision, despite the fact that goings on in North Shields or Cockermouth, as interesting as they must be, are of little relevance to us in North Lincs. The Frisby woman is a local leg end. But not here.

Subject: RE: BS: Punch The Horse Cross-Dressing Outrage!!
From: Noreen
Date: 05 Aug 02 - 10:13 PM

Oh... I was looking forward to seeing the purple helmets displaying when I'm over for the Shantyfest... how about incorporating the display into the power lunch, with Brian the hamster arriving in a puff of smoke on a bicycle?

Subject: RE: BS: Punch The Horse Cross-Dressing Outrage!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Aug 02 - 10:34 PM

I find that Shetlands are quite nice when you mix and match 'em, as long as you make sure that the striped ones 'ave their 'ats on straight and the purple ones aren't all twitchy, if you know what I mean. I once attended such an event in Pokingworth on Tyne and 'ad a really smashing time. The best part was when the announcer got his filberts stuck partway down and copped a thrown 'orseshoe right in the Adam's apple. You should have 'eard him curse! Even me parrot would've been embarrassed, and covered 'is little ears wiv 'is wings, 'e would've. Bloody marvelous it was!

- LH

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From: GUEST,Brian the Hamster
Date: 05 Aug 02 - 10:54 PM

cghuyiop.brian

Subject: RE: BS: Punch The Horse Cross-Dressing Outrage!!
From: ossonflags
Date: 06 Aug 02 - 03:13 AM

Many thanks,intrested spectator,I have been described as many things but never cool.You have made an old man very very happy.

Subject: RE: BS: Punch The Horse Cross-Dressing Outrage!!
From: Oaklet
Date: 06 Aug 02 - 03:23 AM

There you go Mick, a licence granted from a young and gorgeous person to drop the angler look, turn the baseball cap back to front and wear an enormous pair if trousers. Oh, and trainers, but remember to remove the laces first. (Interview in 4 hours 20 mins).

Subject: RE: BS: Punch The Horse Cross-Dressing Outrage!!
From: GUEST,an interested spectator
Date: 06 Aug 02 - 05:18 AM

hope interview goes ok oakley everything crossed 4 u ..........and can someone please please do something about the silly clock on here driving me mad ....i get confused easily and this is sending me round the bend......hmmmm i wonder what time it is really??????????????? more importantly do i care........even more importantly what day is it..........good luck oakleyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Subject: RE: BS: Punch The Horse Cross-Dressing Outrage!!
From: smallpiper
Date: 06 Aug 02 - 05:28 AM

Hope the interview went well Oakley. May I ask is interested spectator mad? dosn't she read threads properley? Deanmiester is clearly a deranged thug he willing takes on ninja barmat throwers and rigs up harnesses for the purpose of launching a double bass at said ninja barmat thrower and ace piper sue. A fool or a braver man than I and I've known Sue the piper for lots of years. Claire Frissbeeeeee is a look north tv presenter who could be hot or not depending on a) personal preference or b) how desperate you are. Personally I think........ thinking is important. John

Subject: RE: BS: Punch The Horse Cross-Dressing Outrage!!
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 06 Aug 02 - 05:32 AM

Hey, interested spectator, I believe I have finally placed you. It came to me in blindig flash of inspiration at about 2am this morning. David described you as long dark hair, white dress and impossibly brown eyes and I still did not get it. Had he mentioned that you were also fiendishly attractive, drinking champagne, and always do the Fields of Athenry dance then I would have placed you immediately!! And that your fella was pissed as a fart and kept telling us how fab we were. Would that be you, oh attractive one? Or am I still in the dark?

Subject: RE: BS: Punch The Horse Cross-Dressing Outrage!!
From: GUEST,an interested spectator
Date: 06 Aug 02 - 05:34 AM

hi smallpiper of course i am mad why else would i be here on this intelectual site having inteligent conversations with mature professional people?????????? hmmmmm think im still asleep and dreaming the impossible

Subject: RE: BS: Punch The Horse Cross-Dressing Outrage!!
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 06 Aug 02 - 05:35 AM

May I also take this opportunity to welcome Brian the Hamster to this forum. Have you anything to say on the subject of Claire Frisbeeeeeeeeeee or attractive groupies, Brian?

Subject: RE: BS: Punch The Horse Cross-Dressing Outrage!!
From: GUEST,an interested spectator
Date: 06 Aug 02 - 05:37 AM

still in the dark deany boy sorry.better luck next time :-)

Subject: RE: BS: Punch The Horse Cross-Dressing Outrage!!
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 06 Aug 02 - 05:39 AM

Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!! Now this is driving me bonkers. You're pulling my leg???

Subject: RE: BS: Punch The Horse Cross-Dressing Outrage!!
From: GUEST,an interested spectator
Date: 06 Aug 02 - 05:41 AM

i would just like to say i have met claire and she was a very nice person the lady from hull has also met her so i can assure the lady from hull is NOT claire oh and by the way neither am i.......... so who am i dean???????

Subject: RE: BS: Punch The Horse Cross-Dressing Outrage!!
From: GUEST,an interested spectator
Date: 06 Aug 02 - 05:44 AM

well everyone nice to chat to u all but now i must take my leave and go to the station no dean not radio station ,,,,,the train station and toddle off to do some work..life stinks never mind hope 2 chat to u all again soon bye u all have a nice day....hmmm reminds me of a song.............

Subject: RE: BS: Punch The Horse Cross-Dressing Outrage!!
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 06 Aug 02 - 05:44 AM

Thats it. Spitting my dummy out now. Pete the DeanMeister is officially having a tantrum. Aaaaaaaarrrrrgggghhhhh!!

Subject: RE: BS: Punch The Horse Cross-Dressing Outrage!!
From: GUEST,an interested spectator
Date: 06 Aug 02 - 05:45 AM

sorry i thought u were called dean is pete ur real name???

Subject: RE: BS: Punch The Horse Cross-Dressing Outrage!!
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 06 Aug 02 - 05:48 AM

Yes. My name is Pete Dean, my friend.

Subject: RE: BS: Punch The Horse Cross-Dressing Outrage!!
From: smallpiper
Date: 06 Aug 02 - 05:50 AM

Deanie remember that bloke with the tatoos and multiple body piercings, yes thats the one, drank guiness out of an old tin bath and had a 70's punk hairdo well ......... that probably wasn't interested party. Hey Gordon the Bass, I know you are reading this thread why not join the madness and post to it as well?

Subject: RE: BS: Punch The Horse Cross-Dressing Outrage!!
From: smallpiper
Date: 06 Aug 02 - 05:52 AM

Hey interested party and lady form hull why don't you come to the Hase in Hessle tonight and drive the deanie even crazier?

Subject: RE: BS: Punch The Horse Cross-Dressing Outrage!!
From: GUEST,an interested spectator
Date: 06 Aug 02 - 05:54 AM

oops sorry pete heard them calling u dean.ah well i prefer dean u look like a dean so will keep it deany boy....smallpiper u r right it wasnt me i dont have punk hairdo i shave my head :-)....not.........keep quessing deany boy and by the way did u find ur dummy? remember to wash it now .............cheers time 4 work bye bye boys

Subject: RE: BS: Punch The Horse Cross-Dressing Outrage!!
From: GUEST,an interested spectator
Date: 06 Aug 02 - 05:57 AM

where is the hase???

Subject: RE: BS: Punch The Horse Cross-Dressing Outrage!!
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 06 Aug 02 - 05:57 AM

John you are a cruel and heartless man. See ya later, babe. I will track you down....I always get my woman in the end. And Deanie-boy is fine by me.

Subject: RE: BS: Punch The Horse Cross-Dressing Outrage!!
From: GUEST,an interested spectator
Date: 06 Aug 02 - 06:01 AM

ok deany boy is that a threat or a promise??????????? well really gotta go nice chatting 2 u guys chat soon byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Subject: RE: BS: Punch The Horse Cross-Dressing Outrage!!
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 06 Aug 02 - 06:02 AM

Both.

Subject: RE: BS: Punch The Horse Cross-Dressing Outrage!!
From: dodgy bird
Date: 06 Aug 02 - 08:48 AM

deanmeister i feel i may need to laugh at you next time we meet

Subject: RE: BS: Punch The Horse Cross-Dressing Outrage!!
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 06 Aug 02 - 09:05 AM

The Hase is opposite the big cherch in Hessle.

Subject: RE: BS: Punch The Horse Cross-Dressing Outrage!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 Aug 02 - 09:16 AM

No hatno na whanie dem schlippize krop nyaze!

- LH

Subject: RE: BS: Punch The Horse Cross-Dressing Outrage!!
From: GUEST,Gordon the Bass
Date: 06 Aug 02 - 10:08 AM

Sorry I couldnt reply earlier, reading this in Hessle Library and got thrown out for rolling on the floor and laughing too loud!!!!!!!!!

Deano, you are not getting your hands on my cello or bass to use on beer mat chucking person! She scares me far more than you do and I have the bruises to prove it! (3rd Dan Black Belt I believe) Fraid you will have to keep working on that Doubble Bass harness. Have you thought of a inventing the Motorcycle roof rack?

Subject: RE: BS: Punch The Horse Cross-Dressing Outrage!!
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 06 Aug 02 - 10:31 AM

Who are all these peepol, are they local?

Subject: RE: BS: Punch The Horse Cross-Dressing Outrage!!
From: GUEST,an interested spectator
Date: 06 Aug 02 - 12:40 PM

yawn what a busy day all this excitment in last few days too much for me...............all i need now is to see how punch the horse will be dressed next time we go to a gig can they outdo themseves ...waiting in anticipation..chat to you all later byeeeeee...............my colleagues couldnt understand what i found so funny..............must be because they are quiet professional types.does that give you a clue deany boy?????????????????

Subject: RE: BS: Punch The Horse Cross-Dressing Outrage!!
From: smallpiper
Date: 06 Aug 02 - 01:11 PM

jOhn9 from hull is right the Hase is next to the big church in Hessle and right next to the trafic lights see you there.

JOhn I suspect that a lot of these peeeepol are fairly local or they wouldn't get the joke

Subject: RE: BS: Punch The Horse Cross-Dressing Outrage!!
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 06 Aug 02 - 01:12 PM

Pleese use the new thread, 9Punch the House Part9, because this ones getting to big.
Interested observer-why don,t you join?? There is an internal message system, so you can talk to the horse punchers in private if you like 9free! Just click on the thing that says 2Membership has its benefits.john

Subject: RE: BS: Punch The Horse Cross-Dressing Outrage!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 Aug 02 - 02:32 PM

I've had quite enough of this.

You people have definitely achieved Shatnerization.

- LH

Subject: RE: BS: Punch The Horse Cross-Dressing Outrage!!
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 06 Aug 02 - 03:15 PM

See you in Punch the Horse 9part9 dudes. And maybe at the Hase later.

Subject: RE: BS: Punch The Horse Cross-Dressing Outrage!!
From: GUEST,FENMAN
Date: 07 Aug 02 - 10:32 AM

Nice to pick up so many insights into the art culture of those far across the water.....from Lincolnshire. Seriously, a great thread keep it coming!!!!! Would suggest that for Shantyfest visitors like us down south, you have a word or two with Peter and close the Saturday quayside session with a Purple Helmets display.......on the other hand the floating stage might not be......well...you know....stable enough?????????

Subject: RE: BS: Punch The Horse Cross-Dressing Outrage!!
From: Skipjack K8
Date: 08 Aug 02 - 06:05 AM

I'll let you down now, Fenman. Sadly, the 'Helmets were ill-equipped to be exposed to the media, and the usual tale of booze, drugs, groupies, even excess has taken a swift and heavy toll.

It isn't the end of the line for us, but we are having to retreat to a sanatorium in Sligo for the duration of the Hull Shantyfest, to discuss artistic differences. Also, it's a bit like Mudcat, when occasionally someone spoils the BS by bringing in a musical dimension, as my partner, husband and manager will be involved recording home-made tunes with the Potato Orchestra, another one of his tax-evading identities.

Have no fear, the 'Helmets will be back in September, with pyrotechnics that actually work, acres of naked flesh, a study of sobriety after the heady self-destruction of premature adulation.

Gary

Subject: RE: BS: Punch The Horse Cross-Dressing Outrage!!
From: GUEST,Oakley
Date: 08 Aug 02 - 06:48 AM

Which means my love, that we will be missing from the power-lunch in Hull as well. Maybe next year; by which time the Purple Helmets will heve acheived notoriety and be routinely introduced by Clare Frisby, granddaughter of the bloke who invented the frisbee.

Subject: RE: BS: Punch The Horse Cross-Dressing Outrage!!
From: fenman
Date: 08 Aug 02 - 09:47 AM

Thats sad news Gary, and there was me looking for that extra culture dimension at shantyfest this year. So sad to hear of the worn out / worn down state at present, obviously copious quantity R & R needed urgentest if life threatening state is to be avoided. I am advised that sudden habit changes are precipitously counter productive so best interests is not to emulate trappist monks tooooooo suddenly. Suggest (not originally) regular dosing with sligojuice is a cure for almost everything........enjoy

Subject: RE: BS: Punch The Horse Cross-Dressing Outrage!!
From: Noreen
Date: 14 Aug 02 - 09:26 AM

NO!

All joy has now gone from my proposed trip to the great metrolops of Hull, since Acorn and Gary will be absent

*sniff*

Sad Sireen

Subject: RE: BS: Punch The Horse Cross-Dressing Outrage!!
From: Skipjack K8
Date: 14 Aug 02 - 11:09 AM

Oh Sireen, my dear, to use the 'Ull vernacular, we are gutted. jOhn and Brian's business launch should be some consolation, surely? You'll just have to come back on a Nellie's Sunday, preferably the October, when the 'Helmets are planning their greatest outrage to date. We have acquired explosives, but my quartermaster says they're sweating and unstable, and will fit in nicely. We have also discussed the practicalities of a feminine shave. I'm sure that nice Linda would welcome that harmony stuff whot you do good, and we can enjoy your thr'upenny bits 9Yours and Alanwww.'s, that is).

Gary

Subject: RE: BS: Punch The Horse Cross-Dressing Outrage!!
From: Oaklet
Date: 14 Aug 02 - 12:58 PM

Jesus Gary, the test firing was awsome. Is it appropriate to Hengate? The nudity is, but it is the bangs that make me wonder. Sireen, there is of course only one drawback to recording with the potato orchestra with both wifes in a supporting role, that is missing the power lunch. October at Nelly's perhaps?

Subject: RE: BS: Punch The Horse Cross-Dressing Outrage!!
From: Noreen
Date: 14 Aug 02 - 01:57 PM

OK, I'll pine only until Nelly's in October. (Where is she now?)

I will ask the lovely Linda (isn't that a song?) for more details, and hope I can find a window for it in my busy schedule.<>Don't remember discussing shaving, Gary, think we only got as far as toe sucking- unless Letty or the Viking remember differently... *grin*

Have a lurvely time in Sligo. You going on your bikes?

Subject: RE: BS: Punch The Horse Cross-Dressing Outrage!!
From: Oaklet
Date: 14 Aug 02 - 07:32 PM

Can't talk for Gary, but I think the shaven fanny magnet may be involved. Me; made of sterner stuff. It's the 1971 Morris Minor Traveller heading towards Anglesey on Sunday, with the bloke normally dressed as the bloke from Kiss, and my other wife. I will have the report on your desk within hours of my return. Enjoy the power lunch, spare a thought for Ms Penelope Rutledge, and remember to drivel, Sireen, with pace, grace and a fluid sense of balance.