Subject: Tequila in the jar From: GUEST,guest Date: 13 Aug 02 - 07:29 PM Has anyone heard the song "Tequila in the Jar"? I know its just a filk on Whiskey in the Jar, but it was really funny the one time I heard it... Its been stuck in my head, but I don't know most of the lyrics. Any help? thanks |
Subject: Lyr Add: TEQUILA IN THE JAR (parody) From: ChanteyMatt Date: 13 Aug 02 - 07:43 PM Bob Kotta immortalized this bit of filk. Being of Mexican/Irish descent, he could get away with it. Unfortunately, Bob passed away a couple years past. He is fondly remembered by his friends and fellow conspirators in Seattle and Portland (OR).
TEQUILA IN THE JAR
As I was going over the mountains of Morellos
Chorus:
I took all the money back home to my Maria
Next morning I awoke, I had a breakfast of tamales
In the calaboose they put me with all the other fellows
I think I find my brother, the one that's in Jalisco (pron. "Hi-lis-co")
Chorus:
Marijuana no fumar (* * * *) |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Tequila in the jar From: Amos Date: 13 Aug 02 - 08:16 PM That's "Ha-LEES-co" (Jalisco), a state in central-western Mexico where Guadalajara is located just north of the mountains of Morelos. Named for it's chalky soil, known as "jal" (hal). A |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Tequila in the jar From: Sorcha Date: 13 Aug 02 - 08:19 PM Oh dear--that is too funny! I guess that is what you get with a "leprechaun-o"........( I stole that from another Irish/Mexican singer, just can't remember who) |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Tequila in the jar From: X Date: 13 Aug 02 - 09:14 PM How do you sing that without cracking up? |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Tequila in the jar From: ChanteyMatt Date: 14 Aug 02 - 03:10 PM You can't sing it without at least smiling. I think Bob likes that. If any one is coming to the Seattle Tall Ships Festival, there will be two people there with many more such songs, Mary Bennett and Andrea Aldridge. They both sing with the group, Broadside. It's an all woman chantey group. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Tequila in the jar From: Mrrzy Date: 14 Aug 02 - 03:33 PM This is very good! Feed them nachos, please! LOL! |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Tequila in the jar From: Teribus Date: 15 Aug 02 - 03:52 AM Absolutely Fantastic - A Classic!!! |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Tequila in the jar From: Haruo Date: 26 Mar 06 - 02:55 AM The Cutters did it tonight at the Center for Wooden Boats, just after Watch the Sky! did the straight Irish whiskey version. Both were well done, but it was the Mexican spoof that had everybody stomping their feet. Haruo |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Tequila in the jar From: GUEST,robomatic Date: 26 Mar 06 - 04:45 PM LOLOLOL a fine parody of one of my all-time favorites. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Tequila in the jar From: Leadfingers Date: 26 Mar 06 - 05:45 PM Oh the delights of a Printer Friendly facility in a site like this ! Another one 'Stolen' !! |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Tequila in the jar From: Haruo Date: 27 Mar 06 - 02:08 PM Oh, and "Chevy" starts with "ch" as in "chug" not "sh" as in "chamois". Haruo |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Tequila in the Jar (parody of Whiskey From: GUEST,pyotr Date: 10 Jun 06 - 01:48 AM "Chevy" is propounced "Chebby". (To the Anglo Ear the Spanish "v" and B" sound similar.) What makes this even wierder, is that by dropping the chorus, it can be sung to the tune "Streets of Maiami" (Which is an Allen Sherman take off on "Streets of Laredo.") |
Subject: Lyr Add: TEQUILA IN THE JAR (Doug Barnett) From: Jim Dixon Date: 09 Feb 22 - 11:04 AM Here’s a whole different set of lyrics based on the same concept. You can hear the recording at YouTube. TEQUILA IN THE JAR As recorded by Doug Barnett on “Happy Hour” (2009) 1. As I was goin’ over the old Mojave Desert, Dressed in faded Levi’s and a Jimmy Buffett T-shirt, I drew out me pocket change and then drew out me wallet, Sayin’: “Dos cervezas, señor, or what ever it is ya call it.” CHORUS: Shirinjum durham da, Whack fall the daddy oh, whack fall the daddy oh, Tequila’s in the jar. 2. I counted out my pesos and drank a margarita, Stumbled home at dawn to my lovely señorita. She swore at me in Spanish and then called me a gringo. I mumbled an apology and she ran off with Ringo. CHORUS 3. I went into mi casa with my brain all pickled rotten To dream of real tequila with the worm that’s at the bottom. The woman took my charge cards and maxed ‘em to the limit, Emptied out the bank account and all that was within it. CHORUS 4. Next morning came too early, with headache spikes and valleys. Then came a repossessor and likewise Federales. I goes to draw me wallet and be ready for the slaughter, But we came to an agreement over Cuervo Gold and water. CHORUS 5. I only got a warnin’ ’cause they thought that I was loco. So me brother picked me up and we’d head for Acapulco. Together we’ll go drinkin’ out in Puerto Peñasco, And sober up each mornin’ drinkin’ beer with some Tabasco. CHORUS 6. Well, there’s some that takes delight in the mountain dew and lightnin’. Some delight in smoothies, which I find rather frightnin’, But I takes delight in the juice of the agave, An’ courtin’ señoritas in the desert called Mojave. CHORUS |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Tequila in the jar From: Mrrzy Date: 21 Nov 23 - 09:02 PM Refreshing this because I'd forgotten about the nachos! |
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