Subject: RE: Folklore: Old sayings from childhood From: kendall Date: 11 Apr 10 - 06:52 AM Hector wasn't a Greek. Stupid: He doesn't know if his ass was bored or punched. Poor shot: He couldn't hit a bull in the ass with a banjo |
Subject: RE: Folklore: Old sayings from childhood From: Mo the caller Date: 12 Apr 10 - 04:31 AM My mother (born 1920 in London) used to say a slight variation on that potato rhymn. Go and take a long walk off a short pier. A short lived insult (just while the advert was current) - "you're Harpic" (Harpic gets clean round the bend). Does that need explaining for those from another continent or century? |
Subject: RE: Folklore: Old sayings from childhood From: Bryn Pugh Date: 12 Apr 10 - 08:38 AM For a man wearing a gaudy necktie : "Who died and left you that?". I'll kick you so hard up the arse, you'll chew leather for a week. Pretentious people : All fur coats and no knickers. Stupid person :Thick as a piss-stone (US : - urinal) and twice as wet. Fidget : running round like a fart in a colander - can't decide which hole to come out of. Unlucky : I would dive into a barrel of tits and come out sucking my thumb. Pretentious person : thinks his arsehole is a perfume factory. Stupid person : has a head like the bottom of a baby's pram - full of piss, rust and biscuit crumbs. Ugly : face like a bulldog licking piss off a wire brush. Stupid person : were you born a pillock, or did you practice ? Go away : shit bricks, build a wall and hide behind it. Dialogue : I would call you a c**t, but C**ts are useful. Diseased ones aren't ! What for you kick my dog, and call him fuck off ? his name is Rover ! About as much use as a one-legged man at an arse-kicking contest. Neither use nor fucking ornament. |
Subject: RE: Folklore: Old sayings from childhood From: Bettynh Date: 12 Apr 10 - 11:11 AM After a storm my grandmother looked for "enough blue sky to make a Dutchman's britches." Those britches looked like this My college roomie's favorite expletive was "Whale drek!" |
Subject: RE: Folklore: Old sayings from childhood From: Banjiman Date: 12 Apr 10 - 11:35 AM My Mum always said "You'd laugh to see a pudding crawl" meaning you would laugh at anything. Hmmmmm......... |
Subject: RE: Folklore: Old sayings from childhood From: Tug the Cox Date: 12 Apr 10 - 11:39 AM One from leicester that always made me laugh, but could never work out its derivation 'neither arsehole nor watercress' ( not one thing or another) |
Subject: RE: Folklore: Old sayings from childhood From: An Buachaill Caol Dubh Date: 12 Apr 10 - 02:42 PM Having just read this revived thread in its entirety, here are a couple of variants on sayings already noted, and one observation on "Hector"/"Heck". "Were ye born in a field with the slap open?" (when someone doesn't shut a door) " 'I see, I see,' said the blind man, and he didn't see at all" "A blin' man on a flying horse would never see it" (said when there's a small flaw in a piece of workmanship). In Donegal, I've heard a rough, crude, hasty, improvised, makeshift, botched &c job being called a "half-hanged McNaught" (pronounced "Micknyat"), apparently after someone who was hanged but revived later - anyone got any further details?) "He'd drink porter through a Polisman's sock" (i.e. said of someone with, like Tim Finnegan, a "love of the liquor"; Polisman being an officer of the law) Not dissimilar is one collected in "The Patter" (an anthology of Glasgow sayings), "He'd eat a scabby dug", which as the editor put it, meands that someone is extremely ("not to mention indiscriminately") hungry. There's another variant, "I could eat a farmer's arse..." Staying with dogs, notice the original mention of Hector has him as "a pup". While of course a human child might be called a "pup" - in fact, I've been jocularly called a "cub" myself - and Hektor, Prince of Troy, might well provide the name for a mastiff, like Caesar in Burns's "Twa Dogs", there's the seventeenth-century Scots poem, the Elegy for Bonny Heck, a famous greyhound from Fife. |
Subject: RE: Folklore: Old sayings from childhood From: Joe_F Date: 12 Apr 10 - 08:25 PM "Wandering around like a fart in the marketplace." (Confused.) I later found out that that was originally "like a fart in the pickle barrel" (Yiddish: vi a farts im roisl), referring to fermentation bubbles working their way up between the pickles. That in turn was a play on "vi a frantsoiz in russland" (like a Frenchman in Russia, alluding to Napoleon's retreat). A pregnant metaphor indeed! |
Subject: RE: Folklore: Old sayings from childhood From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 12 Apr 10 - 08:39 PM I sent her off with a flea in her ear! My grandparents used this in the early 50s. Actually I used this just yesterday, while writing my letter of complaint about bad service to BP Australia... :-) |
Subject: RE: Folklore: Old sayings from childhood From: mousethief Date: 12 Apr 10 - 10:32 PM Bryn Pugh: For a man wearing a gaudy necktie : "Who died and left you that?". A friend of mine wearing a fur was accosted by someone who was clearly anti-fur and who apparently had a ready-made question she asked of the fur-wearing classes: "What poor creature had to die so you could wear that?" My friend's response: "My aunt." |
Subject: RE: Folklore: Old sayings from childhood From: An Buachaill Caol Dubh Date: 15 Apr 10 - 10:28 AM That one about fur reminds me of an incident I witnessed some twenty years ago, and which I think is worth sharing. One elegant lady was striding along a street near one Scottish University, with some kind of a ?stole around her neck; it had the head and paws of some animal of a dark brown colour at each end of it. Another equally elegant lady was striding towrds her with a fine Irish Setter on a lead trotting along before her. It was the most elegant of the three, at least until it leapt, with a loud canine challenge, at the swinging heads and paws. Ah, the delight of seeing Kelvinside snobbery reduced to a most unladylike shriek and a flurry of bejewelled hands. Alas, the furry wummin didn't fall over, so I can't confirm the truth of the familiar Glasgow (and Edinburgh) reductive phrase, "All fur coat and nae knickers". |
Subject: RE: Folklore: Old sayings from childhood From: GUEST,Der Pipster Date: 15 Apr 10 - 11:16 AM Joseph O'Connor - whether this was recollected from his own childhood I don't know - has one of his characters claim: 'I'm so hungry I could eat a nun's arse through a convent gate!' And Pinter - again, was this invention or recollection? - has one of his more aggressive characters describing another as 'smelling from arsehole to breakfast time.' And an Ulster friend of mine would always use, instead of 'a stone's throw from' or 'within earshot of' the lovelier 'within a hound's gowl of' - gowl being a howl, yelp, bark. I've appropriated that one. |
Subject: RE: Folklore: Old sayings from childhood From: Rob Naylor Date: 15 Apr 10 - 07:12 PM My grandma: "If ifs an' buts was apples an' nuts, wuddn't old women be stuffin' the'r guts" Grandma again: "Ahm as old as me tongue an' a little bit older than me teeth" My dad: "Get thissen 'ackled up reight, lad. Tha's framin' thissen like a be'se'k mole" |
Subject: RE: Folklore: Old sayings from childhood From: Rob Naylor Date: 15 Apr 10 - 07:17 PM Another from dad (after I came home blubbering, having been hit by a much smaller...just smaler, not younger...boy): "Get thissen back dahn t' road an' bray 'im proper. Yon's nobbut t' size a' two pennorth a' copper" (The rhyme was unintentional). I did as requested which ended up with the other lad's mother in our house shouting: "tha'll a' ter cum an' get thy Robert off'n ahr Phillip, 'e's just abaht killin' 'im". |
Subject: RE: Folklore: Old sayings from childhood From: Rowan Date: 16 Apr 10 - 12:01 AM From keel to truck, meaning from top to bottom (albeit in reverse order) often referring to how well one had or hadn't washed Slower than a wet week = taking an inordinately long time Not as green as he's cabbage-looking = not as clueless as he's trying to pretend. As popular as a pork chop in a synagogue (often, these days, with mosque instead of synagogue) or as popular as a fart in a bottle or as a fart in church Shake a leg (or) Unwrap your rung = get a wriggle on = hurry up! Variations on some above "I see it all", said the blind man, when he really couldn't see at all. Bright as a new pin Queen Anne front and Mary Anne behind ; more or less equivalent to "Not as smart as it looks" but also to "All fur coat and nae knickers" More trouble than a barrel of monkeys Cheers, Rowan |
Subject: RE: Folklore: Old sayings from childhood From: GUEST,Louise Date: 16 Apr 10 - 02:37 AM It's fun to update the classics as in: blind as a bat with laryngitis or It could happen, but right now it's as likely as a herd of flying pigs requesting landing privileges at Dulles Airport/ |
Subject: RE: Folklore: Old sayings from childhood From: Phil Edwards Date: 16 Apr 10 - 02:54 AM Pipster (are we related in some way?) - my father remembered hearing "[from] arseholes to breakfast time" in the Army, basically meaning "dawn till dusk, incessantly". |
Subject: RE: Folklore: Old sayings from childhood From: Mavis Enderby Date: 16 Apr 10 - 03:10 AM Bad haircut - "look like you've been dragged through a hedge backwards" Blunt knife - "blunt as a donkey's arse", or better still, "you could ride bare arsed to London and back on that" Several variations on leaving a door open above - interestingly there's a Lincolnshire variation of "Were you born in Bromyard?" (from Redhorse above on 5 Oct 2003): "Were you born in Bardney" - explanation here. I don't know if the Bromyard version has a similar explanation? Pete. |
Subject: RE: Folklore: Old sayings from childhood From: Will Fly Date: 16 Apr 10 - 06:39 AM When I came in from playing out as a kid, my Dad would say to me, "Here he is - Joe Soap from Chorley". The fact that I was born in Chorley was coincidental - that was the phrase used for everybody. When I asked what we were going to have for dinner, he would say, "Cold bum and tongue". Both got from his parents, I guess. When I came in sunburnt from playing out all the summer days, he would say, "Here he is - the white wog". And, like many ex-servicemen who'd spent part of the second world war in North Africa and India, he came back with bits of Arabic in his speech, such as: "Let's have a shufti (look) at that". "Right, I'm off for a charp (sleep)". Charpoy being a day bed in India. |
Subject: RE: Folklore: Old sayings from childhood From: mattkeen Date: 16 Apr 10 - 11:00 AM From my Grandmother about kids: When they're young they'll make you're arms ache When they're older they'll make your heart break. Ever the optimist Well she was married to a violent Northumbrian miner |
Subject: RE: Folklore: Old sayings from childhood From: Rowan Date: 16 Apr 10 - 11:52 PM A few others that I've been reminded of; Very pukka = shipshape and Bristol fashion = very kosher = very proper (especially 'very properly turned out') a cut above the ruck = well above the usual standard down in the dumps = miserable off to the donga (pronounced dong-ga) = off to one's own room or sleeping area. Cheers, Rowan |
Subject: RE: Folklore: Old sayings from childhood From: Rowan Date: 17 Apr 10 - 12:15 AM and a lip that'd trip a train for a pout of despondency Cheers, Rowan |
Subject: RE: Folklore: Old sayings from childhood From: GUEST,JohnCNZ Date: 06 Mar 11 - 07:03 PM A random selection from my earlier years in the UK: Your dad wasn't a glazier! ("Get out the way - I can't see.") X?! I'll give you X!! (Said threateningly after you'd had the impertinence to ask for X.) Little fishes lick their dishes - all say "amen". Yard and a half of pump-water. (Said of an extremely thin person.) Born in a barn? (To any non-shutter of doors.) |
Subject: RE: Folklore: Old sayings from childhood From: GUEST Date: 06 Mar 11 - 07:12 PM Give me more lip ande you'll be scratching the back of your neck with the front of your teeth. |
Subject: RE: Folklore: Old sayings from childhood From: Nathan in Texas Date: 06 Mar 11 - 08:20 PM When my brother grew a beard, my granddad would call out when he saw him "House of David! House of David!" - - After the religious group who grew long hair and beards. |
Subject: RE: Folklore: Old sayings from childhood From: GUEST Date: 03 Aug 11 - 12:50 AM I just stepped out to find myself should I show up before I get back, please keep me here until I return. A wise old owl sat in the oak the more he heard the less he spoke, the less he spoke the more he heard. Why can't we be like that wise old bird. Mind your 'P's" and "q's" and stitches and save yourself a swat on the britches. A couple of my mom's favourites: If you don't stop making that face a stiff wind will come along and it'll freeze that way. Or "If that lip of yours gets any lower you'll trip over it." |
Subject: RE: Folklore: Old sayings from childhood From: GUEST Date: 03 Aug 11 - 12:58 AM Another poster wrote the say ing "Were you born in a feild." My mom would always growl "were you born in a barn" rferring to when we left doors and windows open. or her favourite when we were teenagers " If all the other kids took along walk off a short pier would you too?" we always knew we wouldn't get anywhere when she came out with that one. I thank you for this thread its bvery interesting to see how the sayings from different areas although different are similar in many ways. I hail from Vancover Island Canada. |
Subject: RE: Folklore: Old sayings from childhood From: wysiwyg Date: 20 Mar 12 - 10:39 AM "Don't push the river – it flows by itself." – Chinese proverb ~S~ |
Subject: RE: Folklore: Old sayings from childhood From: Hokumsheik Date: 20 Mar 12 - 10:57 AM From my farther: If at first you don't succeed suck eggs they're bigger |
Subject: RE: Folklore: Old sayings from childhood From: GUEST,Woods Booger Date: 27 Jan 13 - 03:10 PM I'll tack your bag to a stump and push you over... |
Subject: RE: Folklore: Old sayings from childhood From: GUEST,999 Date: 27 Jan 13 - 08:25 PM There's children starving in Korea (when one of us didn't want to finish what was on the plate) The worms'll carry you off to the river (said when a child was eating candies or sweets) Turn that noise off (referring to rock and roll) |
Subject: RE: Folklore: Old sayings from childhood From: GUEST Date: 27 Jan 13 - 09:50 PM Eeh! Its black over Bills mothers! Meaning it is going to rain. Derbyshire saying I think. |
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