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Punch The Horse - November fred

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Subject: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: GUEST,ossonflags
Date: 01 Nov 03 - 05:25 AM

White rabbits, white rabbits, white rabbits!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes, yet another month to make a mess of!!

I am pleased to report that the bowl'd deany,s mitt has healed up enough for him to perform tonight.We shall be strutting us stuff at the "Rose and Crown " Hornsea )start, all are welcome.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: smallpiper
Date: 01 Nov 03 - 05:46 AM

See you there I will be transporting the ever beautiful Nikki to the gig in the style that she has become accoustomed to. (So I'd better muck out the car!)


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Sir Roger de Beverley
Date: 01 Nov 03 - 10:02 AM

Is this the same as the thread that Pete started yesterday entitled PTH Autumn?

R


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Oaklet
Date: 01 Nov 03 - 10:48 AM

Don't know, Rog - I wasn't paying attention. If Deanie started two identical threads, I'll smack him one and give him one for you as well. He is a varmint.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: GUEST,ossonflags
Date: 01 Nov 03 - 10:51 AM

Was not aware the axeman had started another fred.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 01 Nov 03 - 10:57 AM

Wahey!!!!! I have just updated me computor and I can now acess me cookie, so I will no longer be known as guest ossonflags.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: smallpiper
Date: 01 Nov 03 - 11:15 AM

I can't find a pth autuminuminumiinum fred! I recon you was halooocinating my man!


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: sweetfire
Date: 01 Nov 03 - 12:43 PM

If all goes well me n daddikins will be attending the session in the sun tomorrow so hopefully see ya all soon chaps!


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: sweetfire
Date: 01 Nov 03 - 12:44 PM

Chaps.....what a word!!!!!!


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Raggytash
Date: 02 Nov 03 - 03:08 AM

very painful when contracted on the inner thigh


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Raggytash
Date: 02 Nov 03 - 03:09 AM

Perhaps KJ using her medical skills could soothe them


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: GUEST,KJ
Date: 02 Nov 03 - 09:45 AM

I have several methods of dealing with troublesome chaps, not all of them pleasant!!


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: smallpiper
Date: 02 Nov 03 - 08:12 PM

are they like chillblains?


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: smallpiper
Date: 02 Nov 03 - 08:26 PM

Hey Rock Chick... coooooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 03 Nov 03 - 04:03 AM

Yes Rog, I did start a thread entitled "Autumn Punch", but it appears to have been ignored. Sob. I don't care if nobody loves me. Suppose we'll stick with Fred.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Sir Roger de Beverley
Date: 03 Nov 03 - 04:58 AM

Thanks Pete


I expect abject apologies from all those who have been questioning my mental state and sugesting that I've been hallucinating. When I hallucinate I can think of better things than Pete and Mudcat I assure you.

Rog


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 03 Nov 03 - 05:15 AM

A very pleasant session yesterday, by the way Osson.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 03 Nov 03 - 05:35 AM

yes it was, shame sophia had to be home early i was just getting my eye in. if i'd had a chance to play a couple more pieces i'm sure i would have converted some of you.
               i went to the monthly flamenco club in hull last night and there was only six of us !the true path?


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: smallpiper
Date: 03 Nov 03 - 05:39 AM

Sorry Sir Roger (but I bet Deanie was halooocinatin too and only dreamed he started a thread mutta mutta mutta mutta)........ soz


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: sweetfire
Date: 03 Nov 03 - 05:59 AM

actually, the easy way to solve your problem raggy is just simply to wear 'half-chaps'...alot more comfortable!!


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 03 Nov 03 - 06:01 AM

is a "half chap" the same as a dwarf?


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: sweetfire
Date: 03 Nov 03 - 06:05 AM

no, they are chaps that only go up to your knee...but if they where dwarfs, you should know dad your latest is a half-chap!!! hehe


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 03 Nov 03 - 06:12 AM

are you insinuating that my beloved is a small man? do you know something i don't?


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: sweetfire
Date: 03 Nov 03 - 08:35 AM

you tit! but when ya put it like that......


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: rock chick
Date: 03 Nov 03 - 12:50 PM

Great to see you all again, how i'm back in the South ;o(( but it is warmer ;o))


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: GUEST,Arse
Date: 03 Nov 03 - 02:45 PM

Is this not the saddest load of shite you can find on the net, let alone Mudcat.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: rock chick
Date: 03 Nov 03 - 03:28 PM

Noticed you came on it though, by the way your name suits you


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 03 Nov 03 - 06:29 PM

i agree.john


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 03 Nov 03 - 06:33 PM

ps, if you dont like this thred , waht you reasding it for then, supif
, this is, not thread for you to read, so dont rerad it anymore, this id punch the hottse thread, not arse thred,
we'll have no trouble here, this is decent thread, for decent people, you would not understand our local ways.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 03 Nov 03 - 08:07 PM

anyway=just ficking watch it.john


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 04 Nov 03 - 03:44 AM

Who gives a shite what you think guest arse.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 04 Nov 03 - 03:52 AM

Now now, chaps and chapesses. Wonder who that was....? What a beautiful morning, by the way!


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 04 Nov 03 - 03:56 AM

How are you old chap?I agree,it was Peter, until silly arses like Arse start engaging gob before brain.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: GUEST,Thumper
Date: 04 Nov 03 - 04:47 AM

Hey!
I think it's wonderful website, especailly when you start finding great websites like last month.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: KJ
Date: 04 Nov 03 - 04:49 AM

It was Oakley.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: sweetfire
Date: 04 Nov 03 - 05:03 AM

Beautiful morning..!!! It's bloody freezing!!


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: smallpiper
Date: 04 Nov 03 - 05:25 AM

Yes sf it is but you have your health, all your fingers , toes and other bits are in their rightfull places (I presume) so stop complaining. The sun is shining and the Humber was blue for all of 5 minutes earlier! So there you have it, a beautiful day.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: GUEST,Skipjack K8
Date: 04 Nov 03 - 05:33 AM

I even had a benign southerly to push me over the bridge on my velocipede. It was a bit brown from above, John!


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: sweetfire
Date: 04 Nov 03 - 05:35 AM

Will you stop pickin on me SP!!! iF I WANT TO COMPLAIN I WILL!


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 04 Nov 03 - 05:50 AM

Punch the Horse will be appearing at he "SUN INN" at Beverley this Sunday.8.30 am start.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 04 Nov 03 - 05:54 AM

mick old fruit, you've done it again!


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From: KJ
Date: 04 Nov 03 - 06:38 AM

Anyone coming to Barton tonight? (plaintive plea!!)


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: smallpiper
Date: 04 Nov 03 - 06:40 AM

Can't me dear no cash.

Skipper do you want this outboard?


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From: smallpiper
Date: 04 Nov 03 - 06:47 AM

Sweetfire ME pick on YOU!!!!!! do some work girl! hehehehehehe

Skipper its silver now!


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From: Daithi
Date: 04 Nov 03 - 07:29 AM

I shall be there tonight KJ...anyone else?


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From: The DeanMeister
Date: 04 Nov 03 - 11:10 AM

'fraid I'm babysitting, Karen. Anyway, I've lost track of where the session is these days!!


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 04 Nov 03 - 11:32 AM

Would love to be there Karen, but me and Andy is breaking in a guitar player.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 04 Nov 03 - 11:36 AM

oo er! that sounds rude!


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 04 Nov 03 - 11:43 AM

unch the horse is still at the sun (beverley) on sonday.......... now THAT could be rude, ted!


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From: GUEST,Skipjack K8
Date: 04 Nov 03 - 11:53 AM

Yus please, John, please keep 'old of it until we are appearing on the same bill again.

I shall grace the session tonight, Kazza, my dear, and I look forward to seeing Daithi there.

Bulk in the Corner has some BIG news, which I shan't spoil by spilling the beans here.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 04 Nov 03 - 12:06 PM

mick ,
       sophia and i will be there. who is the new guitarist, anyone we know? and does he have grey hair like the last one?


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: GUEST,thumper
Date: 04 Nov 03 - 12:10 PM

Yes! i will be there, but famous aerophone player is unable make it.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: GUEST
Date: 04 Nov 03 - 12:15 PM

SAD GITS


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: KJ
Date: 04 Nov 03 - 01:52 PM

Yeah GUEST but someone's gotta be, the world would be an awful boring place if we were all the same!


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Bloke in the Corner
Date: 04 Nov 03 - 02:51 PM

Of course, old faithful B in the C will attend - I'm now a member so no longer guest B in the C. Looks like being a good full house. But what's my big news? I can't think of anything except of course my usual goods looks and unique playing ability...


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: GUEST
Date: 04 Nov 03 - 03:16 PM

I have never read such a pityful load of cobblers since I had to endure DEFRA's notes on the correct filling-out of livestock returns. Most of the contributors to this feeble thread are proving my belief that those who always speak their minds often have such little to say. This thread is a bloody disgrace and I am outraged. I am now going to find a nice middle-eastern political chatroom and start to pose questions about the best places to buy banjo strings in Riyadh.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Bloke in the Corner
Date: 04 Nov 03 - 03:21 PM

Abdullah's stringery, Baghdad Square. Pricey, but you always get a spare E string.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Bassic
Date: 04 Nov 03 - 04:12 PM

Try these people GUEST. "We Rock the Desert". They seem to have the desert music market sown up. They probably know people in high places me thinks. No need to look further than MUDCAT to find the answer to all your questions!


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: smallpiper
Date: 04 Nov 03 - 08:42 PM

Oaklet why are you posting as GUEST?


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 05 Nov 03 - 02:02 AM

Yeh, come on out from behind that fresian,,your cover has been blown!


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: sweetfire
Date: 05 Nov 03 - 05:20 AM

mmm, political chatroom.....sounds fun...


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Oaklet
Date: 05 Nov 03 - 05:31 AM

Crikey, that guest was a bit on the tetchy side.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: GUEST
Date: 05 Nov 03 - 06:46 AM

haemorroids...


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 05 Nov 03 - 07:15 AM

Pain in the arse if you ask me.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: sweetfire
Date: 05 Nov 03 - 07:41 AM

secretly, really, that GUEST must like this thread because he keeps comin back.....


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: sweetfire
Date: 05 Nov 03 - 07:47 AM

oh, and just to let ya kno SP, i AM workin.....i've had an assessment for Theatre and it went very well thankyou!


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 05 Nov 03 - 08:01 AM

"theatre!!!" is my income tax paying for you to do mickey mouse A levels el daughter? don't forget, you and your sister need to get proper jobs because you two are my pension plan!


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Les from Hull
Date: 05 Nov 03 - 08:05 AM

You be nice to 'em Ted! You never know when you might need a kidney!


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 05 Nov 03 - 08:08 AM

you have a good point there les, just hope i never need one of their ears, have you seen the SIZE of them?!


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: sweetfire
Date: 05 Nov 03 - 09:22 AM

ouch! your crossin a line there dad. neway, what rea you on about, you know your ears are still bigger than mine and chess's combined!


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 05 Nov 03 - 10:51 AM

Is it just me or has this turned into the Sweetfire and El Ted thread? Perhaps you guys need to start a "True Path" thread?


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 05 Nov 03 - 11:21 AM

agreed peter. we are taking up too much of your space, anyway everubody, don,t forget punch the horse at The SUN this coming sunday


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: smallpiper
Date: 05 Nov 03 - 08:12 PM

Who's fiddlin'?


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 06 Nov 03 - 01:31 AM

Oakley.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: smallpiper
Date: 06 Nov 03 - 05:15 AM

Is that wise I mean he hasn't exactly exhibited much sanity lately has he.... oh sory thats normal ;-)


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Raggytash
Date: 06 Nov 03 - 06:02 AM

Ossen, me owd love, I gather that the fair Nik Nak will be playing on the 22nd, does this mean that the rascally Oaklet will be absent


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Oaklet
Date: 06 Nov 03 - 06:05 AM

I've got ladybirds living in my trilby.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: smallpiper
Date: 06 Nov 03 - 06:57 AM

Goo don you oaklet keep them they'll get rid of your affids (er not sure about spelling there - but you know the little green buggers that eat your plants) for you.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Raggytash
Date: 06 Nov 03 - 07:05 AM

A Phid .................Hmmmmmmmmmm .........is this El Teds alter ego


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Raggytash
Date: 06 Nov 03 - 07:18 AM

Oaklet you little chimp, you could have answered the question as to your presence or otherwise at the PtH gig on the 22nd, are you going to delight us with your company


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: KJ
Date: 06 Nov 03 - 01:53 PM

Ah ha,Oakers me dear, at last an explanation for the mesmeric movements that accompany your most wonderful playing, you lickle liar the lady birds are not living in your trilby but in your crotch!


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: smallpiper
Date: 07 Nov 03 - 06:24 PM

Hey we just fell off the end!


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: smallpiper
Date: 08 Nov 03 - 05:10 AM

Has everyone gone away?

I know! You're all off to that there Bagpipe and Hurdygurdy day in forn parts. (especially that el ted - now that I've introduced him to flamenco bagpipes there's no stopping him).

I might go see the boys at the sun the morra night but then again I might not who knows!


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: GUEST,thumper
Date: 08 Nov 03 - 11:04 AM

Don't worry smallpiper not every one has left.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: smallpiper
Date: 08 Nov 03 - 05:50 PM

Thats ok Thumper I understand that they must have all gone to a party and have not invited us but hey that's their loss!


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: GUEST,ossonflags in the black country
Date: 09 Nov 03 - 04:30 AM

No a thousands time no smallpliers!!!!!!! as you can see i am visiting the land of okleeys birth. Went up Kinver edge last time i wus here expecting to see at the least a small plaque dedicated to our hero,but lo !! all i met was a busker in a hedge playing laments - or should it have been lamentably?

Since qoklet has now got to famouse to answer you Raggy I am pleased to inform you that the lovely Nikki will playing in the Huddersfield on the 22nd.She has managed to find a window in her busy schedule of giving Kathleen Tickle fiddle lessons - or was it the other way round?

we shall be strutting us stuff at the "Sun Inn" beverley tonight 8.30 am start, joined by the very lovely and talented Oakley.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: GUEST,ossonflags in the black country
Date: 09 Nov 03 - 04:49 AM

Oops!!!sorry raggy, dint answer your original question, no we will have to manage without Oaklet on that night.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: GUEST,ossonflags in the black country
Date: 09 Nov 03 - 04:58 AM

This brightened up my morning.You will need sound to get the full benefit.



lookat this


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: smallpiper
Date: 09 Nov 03 - 05:32 AM

Wot no Blue plaque to show the 'ouse where he lived! That's the bloody nation'l trust fir ya then I bet if he was geet posh and warbled painfully at the top of his lungs in forn lingo then ther'd be a blue plaque!


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: GUEST,ossonflags in the black country
Date: 09 Nov 03 - 05:38 AM

Nawr,SP..eed bee tee buzzy wuv de yo - yammers.


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From: GUEST,ploughboy
Date: 09 Nov 03 - 05:55 AM

That's enough to make a cat flap ossonflags.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Oaklet
Date: 09 Nov 03 - 06:54 AM

I thought my ears were burning. And yes, Smallpooper, it would be quite an uncontrolable blaze. If you go to 28 Meadow Road, Oldbury (off j2 of the M5, up the 4123 towards Brum turn left up Pound Road (opposite the college) you will start to see signs to Oaketworld - "where dreams can come true". It is a theme park dedicated to my life, work, hygiene, punctuality and my brilliant mind. Admission is £7.50 which goes to fund the Oaklet Foundation which is busy improving the lives of many, in the construction of a two-car brick garage in South Ferriby and the procurement of some double glazing for a dilapidated farmhouse.

I can't recommend the jars of body cheese (£3.00) strongly enough - it was a long hot summer.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: smallpiper
Date: 09 Nov 03 - 07:28 PM

I didn't get to see the horse thumpers tonight 9hope it was a good gig boys) I was otherwise engaged!

When is Nikki's next gig (not the Halifax one - I'll be living it up in Whitby that weekend)?


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 10 Nov 03 - 07:03 AM

We had a lovely time, John. Well, I did anyway.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: smallpiper
Date: 10 Nov 03 - 07:10 AM

Good, (I had a loverley time too!) but you didn't answer me question man! Howay like or di ah have te ask horsel?


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 10 Nov 03 - 07:23 AM

To tell you the truth, I don't honestly know!

As an aside, PTH went high-tech last night. I used my new processor to see what I could do with the acoustic guitar sound. Abbeyfeale was beautiful! Think I'll be using that again.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: sweetfire
Date: 10 Nov 03 - 07:26 AM

oooo, got a new toy then pete?


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 10 Nov 03 - 08:28 AM

post no 100


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 10 Nov 03 - 08:29 AM

is


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 10 Nov 03 - 08:29 AM

MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 10 Nov 03 - 08:49 AM

I do indeed have some new toys, in preparation for the reincarnation of the Rock n Roll Meister, details to follow soon.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: smallpiper
Date: 10 Nov 03 - 08:19 PM

Hey Nikki seems to think (but is not completely sure) her next appearance with the horse thumpers is at Durty Nellies on 15th NOv' is this correct?


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: smallpiper
Date: 11 Nov 03 - 05:34 AM

Well?


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 11 Nov 03 - 06:45 AM

New toys? bah! pah! Away with this hi tech trumpery, he's got strings - loads of 'em - aint he? It has been more than good enough for the last six years!!



Smallpiper, thank you for that kind enquiry, you have always been a keen supporter of the Band that is dear to my heart.

Yes,it is perfectly true, the lovely and talented Ms Williamson will indeed be thrilling everyone with her fiddle virtuosity on the 15th this saturday at the Durty Nellies in Hull.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 11 Nov 03 - 06:57 AM

great! that,s 300 english yards from my house, we can come along and get hammered. are you out there tot's? are you up for it?


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 11 Nov 03 - 07:00 AM

More than welcome Ted. O by the by, have peek at the whitby new year thread.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: GUEST,harri watts
Date: 11 Nov 03 - 07:09 AM

See you there Ted, its your round !!


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: smallpiper
Date: 11 Nov 03 - 07:54 AM

Good ho . I like gigs at Durty nellies good Guiness!


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 11 Nov 03 - 08:37 AM

thanks mick i've had a look at whitby thread, well, that's another flamenco free new year sorted.dave and derek, what colour outfits will you be in on saturday? i would hate to clash!!


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: GUEST,harri watts
Date: 11 Nov 03 - 09:03 AM

Ted
We utilise a thought process in conjunction with the planets, take away the first number we thought of and visit the charity shops, no voice interaction takes place, who knows we may turn up in F Hall !!
if you join in


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: GUEST,Old Town Minstrel
Date: 11 Nov 03 - 12:27 PM

What time is PTH kick off on Saturday night ?


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: smallpiper
Date: 11 Nov 03 - 12:28 PM

It's usually a 9.00pm kick off at Durty Nellies.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 12 Nov 03 - 04:59 AM

If you want a seat it is always advisable to get there before 8.30pm.

First set 9.00 till 9.40 second set 10 till 11.05ish.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: sweetfire
Date: 12 Nov 03 - 05:10 AM

Ooo, nellies is that place where they sell those squashed frogs....mmmm!!!!


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 12 Nov 03 - 05:18 AM

Dont know about that sweetfire, but Oakley and Deany have certainly stepped on a few on many occasions.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 12 Nov 03 - 06:09 AM

Can I come?


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 12 Nov 03 - 06:32 AM

Had meeting last night with the fellas I intend to play with next year, for anybody who's interested. We appear to have formalised an initial set list of material, 20 songs, to include The Police, Crowded House, ZZ Top, The Eagles, Hall & Oates, The Quo, Del Amitrie, Tears for Fears, Huey Lewis, Thin Lizzy, The Stones....

It ain't folk music, boys and girls! But I reckon it's gonna be a whole lotta fun. I know that a lot of you folkies are also old rockers too. Would you enjoy a set like that? Any thoughts? The band is a five piece, 2 guitars, Keyboards, Drums and Bass. And we all sing.

Like I said, watch this space. For those of you who don't know, I shall continue to play once a month next year with PTH at Durty Nellies.

Cheers, Pete.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: smallpiper
Date: 12 Nov 03 - 06:40 AM

Cool!


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 12 Nov 03 - 06:55 AM

Glad you approve, John. Wasn't sure if I'd get stoned to death for blasphemy!


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: sweetfire
Date: 12 Nov 03 - 08:37 AM

I don't know who half those bands are! But it all sounds good... well done pete! xx


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 12 Nov 03 - 08:39 AM

you are way too young to have heard of them tot's, it's old people's music.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Noreen
Date: 12 Nov 03 - 08:45 AM

Sounds good to me, Pete- blasts from the past :0)

...take me to the Hotel California....


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: KJ
Date: 12 Nov 03 - 10:23 AM

Interesting!!


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: GUEST,BSc(Hons) CEng MBCS
Date: 12 Nov 03 - 10:23 AM

Flanagan and Allan
Peters and Lee
Dana
Des O'Connor
Orville
Buck Rogers


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 12 Nov 03 - 10:52 AM

And then what happened, Karen???? I need to know. Did he get evicted?

Buck Rogers? ribibidibidibidibidib....hello Buck...


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 12 Nov 03 - 10:56 AM

Mind if I pass on that request, Nozzer? I'm a bit skint at the minute ;o)


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: GUEST,KJ
Date: 12 Nov 03 - 11:56 AM

Take a look at the home page, full of great northumbrian stuff.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: smallpiper
Date: 13 Nov 03 - 05:10 AM

Wuhey that med me giggle!


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 13 Nov 03 - 06:38 AM

I'll bet it did, John! That was magic, KJ.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 13 Nov 03 - 07:30 AM

I think I may have mentioned this before, but just in case .......... Punch The Horse shall appear at the "Durty Nellies" High street, Hull, E Yorkshire, England, UK,
on this Saturday night 9pm start.FREE FREE admission, all welcome.
Come early to avoid dissapointment.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 13 Nov 03 - 08:33 AM

Or even disappointment.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: sweetfire
Date: 13 Nov 03 - 09:02 AM

wish i could go. but startin my new job on sat, ooo, im excitin.

i'm a big girl now!!! hehe


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 13 Nov 03 - 09:47 AM

Ok, so you can spell.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Noreen
Date: 13 Nov 03 - 06:12 PM

Oh Pete- you've let me down again :0(

...you can't hide those lying eyes...


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: harpmaker
Date: 13 Nov 03 - 08:31 PM

Hello November fred, Just got back on the net after being absent for some considerble amount of time. love to stop & chat but ive got to go to WORK now.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: GUEST
Date: 13 Nov 03 - 08:56 PM

Actually, the correct form of word is "ribibidibidibidi......HIYA Buck"...


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: smallpiper
Date: 14 Nov 03 - 05:30 PM

Hello Harpmaker where you been then?


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: harpmaker
Date: 14 Nov 03 - 08:39 PM

hi john smallpiper, whenever i think of you, i also think of Sue. but thats nice. as to where i have been: I have been undergoing a upgrade on the recording studio, and upgrading the PC. it cost lots of money (so much so ive had to get a job to fund it!)But now I can record a snail slithering over el teds face from a thousand paces. and hear mg garry farting in the avenue pub (Hull) and we live in beverley. hope this helps!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 15 Nov 03 - 03:56 AM

Who's mg garry?


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: smallpiper
Date: 15 Nov 03 - 04:58 AM

Excellent Harpmaker and I'm touched that you think of Sue and me in the same breath I still miss her and I guess I always will.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 15 Nov 03 - 05:32 AM

Andy, Mick, Nikki and Pete will be playing at "Durty Nellies" tonight

9pm start. Come early to avoid the crush.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: smallpiper
Date: 15 Nov 03 - 09:59 AM

I'll be there


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 15 Nov 03 - 07:09 PM

Where does One purchase an 'Ossonflags' Tee-shirt?


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 16 Nov 03 - 04:23 AM

You don't.


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From: GUEST,CD collector
Date: 16 Nov 03 - 05:37 AM

Is that the same for CD's ?


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: smallpiper
Date: 16 Nov 03 - 09:10 AM

It were a canny gig last night I even danced for the first time in ages!

Were were you then el tedo?


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: sweetfire
Date: 16 Nov 03 - 01:30 PM

Sorry SP, my dad couldn't make it cause he had my sis to look after n she doesnt like folk music....she's a geek of course!


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 17 Nov 03 - 03:14 AM

too true el tot's!!
                my youngest insisted on watching "pop idiot" followed by "EUROVISION GEEK CONTEST", no way would she come to durty nellies. i left her to it and went into the back room, put my headphones on and slipped into a coma until it was all over!!


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 17 Nov 03 - 03:19 AM

No it doesnt CD collector.We are quietly confident that our new CD "Changing your Demeanour" will be out well in time for Xmas.

We dont do tee shirts.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 17 Nov 03 - 03:23 AM

ps: SP you missed the h out of "where were you". the grammar on this thread is appalling!


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 17 Nov 03 - 04:33 AM

Education is not what it used to be.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 17 Nov 03 - 04:56 AM

neether is spelling.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: smallpiper
Date: 17 Nov 03 - 05:23 AM

Wrong el ted I was attempying a hullism! (or it could hav e been a typo9 or as the world famous jOhn from Hull sez "F**k off this is a music site not a spellung site"


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 17 Nov 03 - 05:51 AM

erudition is paramount in disseminating information. so there! you fondler of seafood!


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: sweetfire
Date: 17 Nov 03 - 05:51 AM

Oooo, Is PTH in the process of recording a new CD then! Is there any chance of a more exact date other than nearer xmas?


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: smallpiper
Date: 17 Nov 03 - 05:55 AM

Yes oh player of the egg slicer; however since I was asking a question your argument is complete wank!


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: sweetfire
Date: 17 Nov 03 - 06:00 AM

ooo, this is gettin xcitin, what ya got to say to that then dad?


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 17 Nov 03 - 06:01 AM

see, there you go again fish fancier,using naughty words! PTH may have young impressionable fans reading all this you know!


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: smallpiper
Date: 17 Nov 03 - 06:07 AM

There is nothing I can say (rude words wise) that they don't know and use (on a regular basis), in fact they could probably teach us a few things on the use of rude words.

Now go and do some work the economy of the region is depending on you!


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: sweetfire
Date: 17 Nov 03 - 06:09 AM

swearin is a bad habit, it is one that you cant break dad. love ya!


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 17 Nov 03 - 12:51 PM

Some women wear tee shirts as dresses and refer to them as 'little black numbers'. It a market worth exploring PTH.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: smallpiper
Date: 17 Nov 03 - 06:47 PM

Come back Oaklet all is forgiven!


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: smallpiper
Date: 17 Nov 03 - 06:51 PM

Hey Osson I have a question you know that there song you sometimes do er "Don't get married girls" did I correctly hear you sing the line "he threw his leg right over me and I nearly choked"?(or somthing like). If so it begs the question where was her head and if incorrectly heard then where was mine!


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 02:34 AM

Owt to obleege o smallpipiper,

The song is "Maids when your young never wed an old Man"

And the line in the verse is:
"He threw his leg over me damn nerely smothered me"


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 03:20 AM

Delightful.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 03:35 AM

I nearly lost my decorum, once.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 04:37 AM

But never your demeanour,Peter.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 04:58 AM

And my felorum has never gone missing, as far as I recall.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 05:00 AM

Hi diddle hi day !!


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Oaklet
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 05:32 AM

Oh for God's Sake.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: fogie
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 05:38 AM

I'd be very grateful if one of you would tell me what punch the horse is all about, is it a club, a pub , or a group of folkies in a particular area . You all seem to be having a good time wherever you are. Kind regards......


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: GUEST,GoodAle
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 05:43 AM

You get a free T shirt if you join !!!


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: smallpiper
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 05:59 AM

Fogie, Punch the Horse are a Band, the clues are in the thread.

Dam nearly smothered me - well what can I say it still begs the question where was here head? Are these folk songs mucky or what!

Welcome back oaklet... now how's Mrs Drinkall and that Penelope woman, not to mention the Cows and the Icebreaker come on we want all the gossip!


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: GUEST,KJ
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 06:00 AM

Tea shirts are no good during dark dull November freds CT


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Raggytash
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 06:01 AM

Fogie,
You wouldn't like it, Punch the Horse are a fine 4 piece band based in Hull in the East Riding of Yorkshire. They consist of fiddler, accordianist, guitarist and vocalist and perform with much vim and vigour both contemporary and traditional music, mostly of a celtic flavour to an appreciative audience most of whom are the loonies who contribute to this thread as well as the band themselves. They seem to be duty bound to consume vast quantities of alcohol and thoroughly enjoy themselves at all times. As you will understand this is very hard work and not for the faint hearted. You would do best to avoid them at all times
Raggy


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 06:02 AM

That was Colin Thompson, that.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: GUEST,Gimmer
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 06:05 AM

I have herd of a Suffolk Punch but never a Punch the Horse. Hmmmmmmmmmm. Not even in "East Riding" Hee heee heee


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: smallpiper
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 06:08 AM

KJ BABEEEEEEEEEEE

you going to the session in Barton (sans hyphens) tonight?


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: GUEST,Gimmer
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 06:10 AM

Oh, I used to be a member here but don't recall what my name here was. How do I find out? Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: GUEST,KJ
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 07:16 AM


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: GUEST,KJ
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 07:18 AM

Smallpiper,
       The wee wifey is on a twelve hour today so doubt if she will be up to the George tonight CT


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: GUEST,Ayatolla
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 07:45 AM

Sorry you can't get KJ, but no doubt Colin will think of you as he downs his nth pint at the GEORGE SESSION, BARTON TONIGHT (TUESDAY). It should be interesting: photos from paperman to laugh at and sausage and chips 'cos pub team's at home (bloke in corner remember to do without tea to compensate).

Ossie just reminded me of a little known fact that is as true today as when the Prophet pointed it out:

                Sayings of the Prophet No 11)

       There are some animals that are so well camouflaged that they have not been discovered yet.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: GUEST
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 07:52 AM

I'd be very grateful if one of you would tell me what punch the horse is all about, is it a club, a pub , or a group of folkies in a particular area . You all seem to be having a good time wherever you are. Kind regards......


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: GUEST,KJ
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 07:55 AM

That must be another Colin, my husband does not partake of alcohol CT


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 08:30 AM

hola PTH,
          just a thought, these poor misguided souls who want to know more about you, do you have a website so they can marvel at your lovely faces in full colour?
                   the true path!


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: sweetfire
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 08:36 AM

woah dad, you said something useful for once!! heh heh


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: smallpiper
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 08:39 AM

GUEST read the thread the clues are all here!


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Raggytash
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 09:06 AM

Message from Nick Scaife ..............my email has not been working for the past week or so, if anyone has sent me an email eg Mary since Thursday I acnnot access them, could you please use PM's for info

Thanks

Raggy


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From: GUEST,RSPCA
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 09:26 AM

I'd be very grateful if one of you would tell me what punch the horse is all about, is it a club, a pub , or a group of folkies in a particular area . You all seem to be having a good time wherever you are. Kind regards......
RSPCA


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 11:36 AM

Raggy,looking forward to seeing you at the Huddersfield this Saturday and maybe have a foaming beaker or twelve of Sir Arthur Guinnesses stagger soup.

Thanks a million for that frank, honest, truethfull and unadorned description of one of the hardest working bands on the circuit. "Punch The Horse" is indeed all you say and more, as will all the thousands of people we have entertained over the years vouch for.Not to forget all the jolly publicans whose coffers we have stuffed with many the fee.

For the one or two who seem to still have have trouble with what we are and what we look like,if you go to members photos look under "Oakley" and "Ossonflags" and all will be revealed.

O, and by the by, we are playing at "Hope and Anchor" this friday with the virile and boyish oaklet on the fiddle - and sometimes mandolin


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 11:47 AM

where is the hope and anchor mick?


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Oaklet
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 11:59 AM

The Hope and Anchor restaurant-that-sells-beer sits on an alluvial promentary at the confluence of the river Ancholme and the Humber estuary very close to 17 contented Freisians. The grid reference has two letters and 6 digits but I don't know what they are.

If you approach Bob the landlord and exclaim at the top of your voice "thank's for last night, honey - you were fantastic", he will give you a free pint of what-you-fancy.

So there.

Oh, it is in South Ferriby Sluice (head towards Mr Benson's huge tripe works) in British North Lincolnshire.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 12:01 PM

Sorry elted, 'tis in the fine village and the baronial country residence of the bow'ld Oaklet- South Ferriby - commanding spectacular views of the Humber and the cement works.Do come, we have a great night there.Maybe we might see Karen and Colin there?


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 12:02 PM

thanks for that oaklet! could a normal person let me know please? because iam none the wiser!


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 12:13 PM

ta mick.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 12:17 PM

Sigh................ I thought I just did, however I will give you more comprehensive directions.

1. Go over the humber bridge towardds lincolnshire -that is the south side of the humber.

2.Take the Barton turning

3.Go right round the roundabout - you cant miss the roundabout it is a big round thing covered in grass and that.

4.Take the first available left turn that says south ferriby and keep going untill you see the cement works dead ahead.Oh, before you see the cement works the road vears left about a mileish from that roundabout.

5.The "Hope and Anchor" is on your right signed "Hope and Anchor"

Hope to see you there.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: GUEST,KJ
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 12:19 PM

Ossonflags

Dunaaknow, may be away hunting wee sleekit beasties or searching for the rare humber Guzzlegue. The only bird in the U.K to fly backwards to keep the wind out of its eyes. Will have to ask the wee-Wifey when I pick up wots left of her tonight after a 12 hr at the mad hose! Long time no see oh wise retund one!CT.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 12:20 PM

O. and oakeres is wrong about the free ale ........you may get a large slice of icecream cake.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 12:20 PM

Oh blinkin henry. I didn't know we were playing on Friday night as well as Saturday. Can I have a lift home please, Mary? I struggle to play that one sober.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 12:23 PM

200, by the way.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 12:29 PM

You will have to ask her yoursell Axeman. Mrs Ossonflags absolutly refuses to have anything to do with this drivel - it takes all her patience to have anything to do with me !!!!!!!!!!


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 12:30 PM

Thats twice you have done that to me !!!!!


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 12:31 PM

I can believe that.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 12:35 PM

Hey ! This makes a change from the elteddo and sweetfire monopolising this thread, don't it?


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Willa
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 12:53 PM

This do, el ted?
Note the t shirt.
http://www.mudcat.org/photos/photo_page.cfm?file_name_sent=ossonflags


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: sweetfire
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 01:21 PM

Is that your handbag i see there osson????


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Oaklet
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 01:27 PM

I'm the pretty one in the background.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: smallpiper
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 01:35 PM

Hey I took that Photo!


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: sweetfire
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 01:39 PM

i'd give yourself a pat on the back for that effect Sp....


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 02:18 PM

What a picture. Get those guys out of the way!


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: sweetfire
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 02:21 PM

At least they have hair H-P Boy...


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 06:08 PM

A haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaandd bag?


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 03:45 AM

mick,
    nice picture, oakley's hair was rather long in those days wasn't it? was this picture taken in late 60's?


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 08:07 AM

I thought I looked particularily cool and intresting.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: sweetfire
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 08:48 AM

I'm referring to the comment you made earlier on Mick


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Daithi
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 09:16 AM

Unbelievably, i have so far avoided suffering at the hands of messrs Oaklet etal (aka Pinch the Norse - some deviant racial abuse no doubt harking back to the days of the Viking invader in these parts). However I am at a loose end oon friday night and if you could confirm starting time i shall ssee if I can egt the ould truck to struggle up to Ferriby(?) to complete my education. D


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Oaklet
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 10:38 AM

Splendid Dai - we'd love your company. The whole Danelaw thing turned into a bit of a damp squib round here, and most of us don't bother with the old viking ways. Watch your step in Worlaby, just up the road though.      

There - a sensible posting with mass-appeal. Not a patch though, on the fascinating exploits of El Ted and his three correspondants that has kept us so rivetted over the past few years.

Mrs Drinkall from number 21 is downstairs, reeking of Yardley and reading a People's Friend. I suspect that she may have been at the Emva Cream.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: smallpiper
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 11:02 AM

I do believe that pth gigs start at around 9 pm.

Oaklet what about Penelope and the Ice breaker???????


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Raggytash
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 11:45 AM

I was under the impression it was Penelope and the Ice Breaker crew that was the cause celebre


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: KJ
Date: 20 Nov 03 - 04:18 AM

I think we may see you guys on Friday after we've gone to see Jarryd juggling & plate-spinning!!


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: KJ
Date: 20 Nov 03 - 04:19 AM

P.S...yes my dear husband I know what you're thinking, this is just a quick visit, I WILL GET ON WITH MY ESSAYS!!!


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Oaklet
Date: 20 Nov 03 - 04:32 AM

That was Colin Thompson.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: GUEST,KJ
Date: 20 Nov 03 - 04:36 AM

That was Colin Thompsons' Wee Wifey who should be getting on with some work not messing with this sillyness


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: smallpiper
Date: 20 Nov 03 - 05:19 AM

Oh but she is Colin, first of all she will clean the house then do some shopping then her nails and eventually (ie the night before its due in) she will do her essay! ;-)


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: GUEST,KJ
Date: 20 Nov 03 - 06:52 AM

Smallpiper
She does not have nails- bites them.CT


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: smallpiper
Date: 20 Nov 03 - 07:02 AM

well I suppose it keeps the food bill down!


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: KJ
Date: 20 Nov 03 - 07:06 AM

Excuuuuuse me. I have writ an intriduction.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: KJ
Date: 20 Nov 03 - 07:28 AM

PS. Please get some milk on the way home sweetheart,the monster cow-juice imbiber has been at it again!


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: GUEST,Q J L "East" Halton-Skitter
Date: 20 Nov 03 - 08:10 AM

This is becoming unbearable. I presume that this site does have a serious purpose. Forgive me, but when I read posts urging the procurement of small quantities of milk for personal consumption, I think it entirely understanable that I turn bright red, start to tremble and almost pop a kidney out of my arse, out of sheer fury.

I will be discussing this with Thornton Curtis and Melton Ross at the lodge this afternoon.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: KJ
Date: 20 Nov 03 - 08:43 AM

Your insides must be very strange if you can pop kidneys out of your arse, you could make a lot of money on japanese telly doing that so you could.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: smallpiper
Date: 20 Nov 03 - 08:50 AM

"Please get some milk on the way home sweetheart,the monster cow-juice imbiber has been at it again!" is the name of the number one country hit by that famous Lincolnshire band Penelope and the Ice breakers - who said this thread has nothing to do with music?


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: GUEST,KJ
Date: 20 Nov 03 - 10:06 AM

Smallpiper
Have you not heard their latest song `Drop kick me Jesus through the goal post of life`? CT


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: smallpiper
Date: 20 Nov 03 - 10:11 AM

Is that the follow on to "The Devil he's a stoking them fires for you, repent milk drinkers, repent!"?


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 21 Nov 03 - 02:56 AM

Punch the Horrses will be playing ay the "Hope and Anchor" South Ferriby Tonight - Oakley will be on't fiddle and I may sing a song or two if he lets me(See earlier in thread for instructions how to get there)
I shall not be sporting a handbag tonight.

Hope you can make it Karen and Colin it seems all of a festival ago since I have had the pleasure of your company.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 21 Nov 03 - 03:51 AM

In view of the fact that our trusty box player and anchorman, Mr. Watson, is in bed with the flu, the pugilists will be sporting a slightly altered line up for this evening's festivities. We shall be joined, at great expense, by the legendary Mr. Richard Wastling, together with whatever instruments he turns up with. Should make for a pleasant evening for anybody thinking of turning out.

Look forward to seeing you. Pete.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Raggytash
Date: 21 Nov 03 - 03:58 AM

Will the talented Mr Watson be recovered for Saturdays sojourn to Huddersfield or will Mr Waistline be stepping into the breach once again


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 21 Nov 03 - 04:12 AM

Not sure yet, Raggy, but I suspect Wattie is buggered for the weekend. So Rich is likely to come to Huddersfield also, adorned with Banjo, Mandola, guitar, Harmonicas and possibly a grand piano for those orchestral numbers.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Raggytash
Date: 21 Nov 03 - 04:44 AM

I could trundle my upright round the corner if 5 strong lads can help me get it down the steps to the pavement (and back into the house later!)
Having said that it's a semi tone below concert which can bugger things up a tad, piano playing in it's own version of D and you playing C shapes with the capo on the first fret


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 21 Nov 03 - 05:01 AM

Maybe we'll give that a miss, Nick.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: sweetfire
Date: 21 Nov 03 - 10:04 AM

When are you next playin at Durty Nellies, Hull?


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: GUEST,Thornton Curtis
Date: 21 Nov 03 - 12:29 PM

I feel quite sure no one is realy interested be it Hull or Beverley.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: GUEST,Hull
Date: 21 Nov 03 - 08:11 PM

Why, thank you for asking, Miss Sophia, however colloquially. I am, however, not planning to 'play' (as you say) Durty Nellies at all.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 22 Nov 03 - 04:51 AM

Will the new line up include me?


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: sweetfire
Date: 23 Nov 03 - 03:02 PM

Why ever would it not include you Mick?


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 24 Nov 03 - 05:08 AM

No


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Oaklet
Date: 24 Nov 03 - 05:51 AM

It was a great pleasure to do Raggytash's bash. I was brilliant, Deanmeister was brilliant, Niknak was brilliant, Ossonflags was brilliant, RW was brilliant and our accordionist was in bed.

Ossonflags, did you know that you snore?


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 24 Nov 03 - 05:54 AM

Well said, David. I have posted similar sentiments on Raggys thread below (see Does Bush need Raggy and MC FAT)

I thoroughly enjoyed the evening. Thanks to all!!!


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 24 Nov 03 - 06:35 AM

Oaklet, how do you know that I snore?


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: GUEST,Whelkling
Date: 24 Nov 03 - 08:45 AM

Thanks for all the nice comments and allowing me to bugger about with Punch The Horse's set at Raggytash's brilliant bash (note the correct use of apostrophes). You were all on blistering form, even 'two drinks' DeanMeister, and I had a really good time - good company, good music and a great audience.

However, if I'd known that the van ride to Uddersfeeled was intended to be a flatulence competition, I would have brought a wind instrument along as well as my collection of wood and ironmongery. What do you people eat?

Still, best wishes to you all, see you soon and give my love to Kirby Grindlehyde.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 24 Nov 03 - 11:04 AM

Blimey, I do believe that was Mr Geestline. It was a pleasure to have your company, sir.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 24 Nov 03 - 11:08 AM

We is show biz folks, Whelkling. Like royalty we don't do that. The Fart Police is on the ball and come round at two in the morning to take it all away.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: GUEST,Thornton Curtis
Date: 24 Nov 03 - 11:39 AM

More riveting dialogue excellent information.
Remind me this is about music is it not ?


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Raggytash
Date: 24 Nov 03 - 11:43 AM

Mr TC
You weren't at the gig on Saturday night. we are talking serious good music from seriously talented people, I know not your talents in this regard but trust me the diatribes and nonsense here belie a fantastic band


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Oaklet
Date: 24 Nov 03 - 11:50 AM

Don't worry Raggy - I have been trying to avoid threads with this shit head in for days. It's like having Penelope crop up without the humour or appeal.

Ignore him and he'll go away.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: GUEST,Thornton Curtis
Date: 24 Nov 03 - 12:02 PM

What ever happened to free speech ?


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: GUEST
Date: 24 Nov 03 - 12:18 PM


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: GUEST,Miss Marple
Date: 24 Nov 03 - 01:24 PM

Mr Raggytash, I think it premature to deduce that Thornton was not in your presence Saturday last. I am given to understand from your postings that several people from your musical community here were indeed present, so that should be where we first look. Thornton, who we mustn't assume is male, is obviously highly literate, which we know from his annoyance at semi or illiterate imposters. If we assume this, that would eliminate most of your guests who embarrass themeselves so publicly here. My initial deduction would be that it is the one called Oaklet, in that he is the only Hull-based contributor who even approaches exemplary syntax.

However, Mr Raggytash, we then peel back the next layer of the onion that is inducing this lacrymose reaction, and examine the modus operandi of Thornton to see if that gives us any clues, and again eliminating poor imitators' scribblings, the last two 'genuine' Thornton entries are visible here as having been made Saturday last, and the timings recorded suggest that the one called Oaklet would have struggled to have been playing with the eponymous band and crafting invective on a keyboard.

Having eliminated Oaklet by demonstrable alibi, and the rest of the revellers (however lamentable their command of English grammar), the next most likely suspect has to be someone connected with this 'Punch The Horse' collective who has cleverly not maintained a risible profile within this domain. That person was not, at face value, present on Saturday night, and would need a publicly accepted alibi to avoid detection. To cut to the chase, I have written the name, or at least the occupation of the suspect at the bottom of my report, but can you guess it?























































The accordion player ................


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: smallpiper
Date: 24 Nov 03 - 04:16 PM

Stuff Thornton Curtis, who gives a nack about him/her/it anyway .... so on to more important things...

I understand that the world phamouse band Punch the Horse are going into the studio in order to record their particular brand of music for posterity and they have promised that the resulting CD will be available prior to christmas!

Oh what joy for the international members(and the rest of us from Hull and its suburbs inc London) of this forum who will be able at last to hear the full and up to the minute incarnation of this most entertaining band (including the duelling fiddles of Oaklet and the Niknak)providing of course that they buy said CD (availale from ossonflags himsel no doubt). So roll up and place your orders now!


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 24 Nov 03 - 05:33 PM

Why thank you smallpipes for that bit of nice publicity.

Yes, it is true.On the 1st of December McGarrys Fusiliers - me, Andy, Pete,Nikki and Oaklet - will be striding determindly into the hallowed studios of "Fairview" music to record for posterity sume musc and song and that.

Hopefully," Changing your Demeanour" will be on sale about a week later.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 25 Nov 03 - 03:53 AM

Can I come?


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: GUEST,Kirby Grindlehyde
Date: 25 Nov 03 - 04:14 AM

My dear Miss Marple, you have left a broad spectrum of suspects open to examination with this deduction.

As Mr. Watson was suffering in bed with rather unfortunate bout of influenza, I suspect it is unlikely that he was in fact posting as Thornton Curtis on saturday night.

It may have been the founding member of Rural Sex, but as I have no information relating to his his whereabouts on said saturday evening, my speculation is, as yet, unfounded.

Could it, in fact, be Henry, the mild mannered janitor?


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: sweetfire
Date: 25 Nov 03 - 04:46 AM

Cool, can't wait for the CD!


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: GUEST,Thornton Curtis
Date: 25 Nov 03 - 06:06 AM

It would appear then that none of you people have the wit or intelligence to be able to even guess at my true identity.
Do you require another clue?
Very well, the clue is as follows - My main hobby, as some of you well know, is transvestism. does that help?


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Oaklet
Date: 25 Nov 03 - 06:11 AM

It is Colin Thompson (in a flowery dress).


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 25 Nov 03 - 06:31 AM

In your dreams, oakers?


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Oaklet
Date: 25 Nov 03 - 06:46 AM

Sorry Oss, I know there is only room for you in my dreams even though I have to stretch them a bit to accommodate all of you. On the subject of snoring, I sustained industrial deafness sneaking down your passage on Sunday morning as I emerged into the watery sunshine of the Spanish Quarter. I now have to attend to the whelk pens. Since Hull's new sewer has diverted all the effluent into Saltend, I have had to start feeding the little buggers. That was a load of drivel and I apologise to sensitive souls who object to that sort of thing.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: KJ
Date: 25 Nov 03 - 08:35 AM

Bloody 'ell Oaklet, the wheel's going round up there but the hamster's definately decomposing!


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Oaklet
Date: 25 Nov 03 - 09:06 AM

There is no shortage of finches in my aviary. So there.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: GUEST,Thornton Curtis
Date: 25 Nov 03 - 09:18 AM

I do not believe Hull's new sewer has diverted all the effluent into Saltend.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Oaklet
Date: 25 Nov 03 - 09:29 AM

Eeeek! I've been Thorntoned.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: smallpiper
Date: 25 Nov 03 - 09:53 AM

better than being ignored I suppose oaklet


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 25 Nov 03 - 12:38 PM

Or whelked.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Oaklet
Date: 25 Nov 03 - 02:46 PM

Or being hung upside down from a mangle with one's head in a huge hollowed-out model of Judith Chalmers brimming with Trill by a mysterious group from the management committee of the of Caravan Club.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: GUEST,Thornton Curtis
Date: 25 Nov 03 - 03:42 PM

We are swiftly moving towards another momentous objective for this thread "300". I am sure with a concerted effort we can achieve it today or tomorrowwww.....ELP wots appenin tu meeee...







Just testing your language - no need to worry - it did not seem to work for me.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: GUEST,Kirby Grindlehyde
Date: 26 Nov 03 - 05:02 AM

Thornton, my dear fellow, please don't lower the tone.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 26 Nov 03 - 05:04 AM

I believe Thornton has just been Kirbyed.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 26 Nov 03 - 12:07 PM

Oh dear.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 27 Nov 03 - 02:48 AM

ferresh


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: GUEST,Sir William Ootton
Date: 27 Nov 03 - 05:55 AM

Has anyone ever heard of the tune Bootyman's Umbrella?

On Tuesday last TC and I breakfasted extensively. We discussed, amongst other things, how Thornton seems to have become the object of opprobrium on various threads on this chatter forum. The poor person was beside him/ herself.

On Wednesday, following a panic-stricken text message, I was forced to bundle TC into the back of my Humber Sceptre Gti and take him to the apothecary who dispensed wisdom, succour and a remedy containing witch hazel. Apparently, some of TCs more hurtful outpourings have been directly related to a back injury sustained on a canal towpath ambling holiday taken at the start of October. There is considerable discomfort. We should all try to understand a little more.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Raggytash
Date: 27 Nov 03 - 06:06 AM

Sir William, it may have been kinder to take the unfortunate TC to a vet, there are times when it is better to embrace a harsh realities and be cruel to be kind


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: GUEST,NHS
Date: 27 Nov 03 - 06:29 AM

Their was no mention of the "pain in the neck"


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: GUEST,Dr Melton Ross
Date: 27 Nov 03 - 07:10 AM

Sir William, whilst I thank you for your fulsome praise of my bedside manner, I would point out that neither you nor that poor wretch Curtis settled the account. You may have been under the impression you were lavishing the tender mercies of the National Health on your friend, but due to an unfortunate outcome on some experimental breast weighing therapy, my practice is no longer of Fundholding status. I can't comment on my name being removed from the Medical Register, as the matter is still sub judice, but I do assure you, Sir, that I will take any slander to law, and advise you in the strongest terms to examine your scribblings here for actionable content. That includes medicines that I may prescribe, as you devalue my professional intervention with such disclosures.

Notwithstanding the above, I trust Mr Curtis is convalescing from his rubbishing here, and pass my fond regards to Lady Ootton, and my thanks for her dignified silence through the aforementioned criminal investigation.

I remain your humble servant

Dr Melton Ross


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 27 Nov 03 - 07:17 AM

The current World Cup competition has already been marred by complaints made
to the IRB about the All Blacks being allowed to motivate themselves by
performing the Haka' before their games, which has led to the other
competing nations being asked to suggest pre-match rituals of their own.
As a result, the IRB Rugby World Cup 2003 Organising Committee has now
agreed to the following pre-match displays:

1.    The England team will chat about the weather and drink tea before
moaning about how they invented the game and gave it to the world, and how
it's not fair that everyone still thinks New Zealand are the best team in
the world.

2. The Scotland team will chant "You lookin' at me Jimmy?" before
smashing an Iron Bru bottle over their opponents' heads.

3.    The Ireland team will split into two, with the Southern half
performing a Riverdance, while the Northerners bang drums & march the
Traditional route from their dressing room to the pitch, via their opponents
dressing room.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 27 Nov 03 - 07:19 AM

4.    Argentina will unexpectedly invade a small part of opposition
territory, claim it as their own "Las In-Goals-Areas" and then be forcibly
removed by the match stewards.

5.    Two members of the South African team will claim to be more
important than the other 13 whom they will imprison between the posts whilst
they claim the rest of the pitch for themselves.

6.    The Americans will not attend until almost full time. In future
years they will amend the records to show that they were in fact the most
important team in the tournament, won it single handedly and Hollywood will
make a film called 'Saving No.8 Lyle'.

7.    Five of the Canadian team will sing La Marseillaise and hold the
rest of the team to ransom.

8.    The Italian team will arrive in Armani gear, s£xually harass the
female stewards and then run away.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 27 Nov 03 - 07:19 AM

9.    The Georgians will sneak into the other half of the pitch, mow it
and then claim that it was all in line with European "grass quotas". They
will then curl up under the posts and have a kip until half time, when their
appeal for compensation against the UK government will be heard.

10. The Japanese will attempt to strengthen their team by offering good
salaries to the key opposition players and then run around the pitch at high
speed in a highly efficient manner before buying the ground (with a subsidy
from the UK Government).

11. The French will declare they have new scientific evidence that the
opposition are in fact all mad. They will then park lorries across the
halfway line, let sheep loose in the opposition half and burn the officials.

12. The Australians will have a barbie before negotiating lucrative singing
and TV contracts in the UK. They will then invite all their mates to come
and live with them in Shepherds Bush, London.

13. Unfortunately the Committee were unable to accept the Welsh suggestion,
following complaints from the RSPCA.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 27 Nov 03 - 07:21 AM

Just thought I'd share that with you all....it tickled me!


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: GUEST,Lord William Ootton
Date: 27 Nov 03 - 07:38 AM

I thought this was a music thread. Does anyone know the tune Bootyman's Umbrella?

As for the quack and his team of court officials, come off it Beauregard, we remember you when the snot dripped down your lip in Mrs Tromble's Playschool Primer for the offspring of Dispossessed Nobles.

Lady O is knee deep in correspondence these days (more in the pending tray as a consequence of an earlier suggestion that TC be given the chop)but sends her fondest wishes.

Must dash as I'm late for a tutorial on incremental ennoblement.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: GUEST,Major Kirton Lyndsey
Date: 27 Nov 03 - 09:06 AM

Look here, chaps, I've had just about enough of this tosh you serve up as being high-minded and serious discourse of a musical nature. Monty would've taken one look at this riff-raff and had you buried up to your necks in sand, what?

I didn't get where I am today jousting with intellectual pygmies the likes of them as gather here. Anyway, I'm off to the bowling alley in Warminster with young Jade, finishing up with a romantic bag of chips for two and a game of seatbelt stirrups.

Get back on message, men.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: GUEST,Clueless in Seattle
Date: 27 Nov 03 - 10:01 AM

flurrrb blurba gobble biggle collywod dingle


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: GUEST,Intellectual Pygmy
Date: 27 Nov 03 - 10:20 AM

WOW!!!! FANTASTIC!!! 290!!!!! Keep it going, I rekkon we cud reech 300 today!!!!


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: GUEST
Date: 27 Nov 03 - 10:49 AM

Hey, guys, try this one out for size. Michael, you're gonna love this..... Splat the M.P.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Pistachio
Date: 27 Nov 03 - 01:42 PM

Looking forward to 'Changing your Demeanour' and seeing you in the Monks on the 7th after flogging empty bottles at the school fair(!)

No, I dont know anything about Bootymans' umbrella, nor am I responsible for all the aforementioned empty bottles - its a fund raising thing...

Happy to help get nearer the magic 300th ,perhaps intellectual dwarf could help me relocate a thread I accidently de threaded...or anyone else..please tell me how to go further back in the BS Thread history. Thanks in advance
H.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Oaklet
Date: 27 Nov 03 - 02:22 PM

Hello


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Raggytash
Date: 27 Nov 03 - 02:28 PM

Is there anybody there


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Raggytash
Date: 27 Nov 03 - 02:29 PM

just me and the mad man


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Raggytash
Date: 27 Nov 03 - 02:36 PM

Can I sneak in


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Raggytash
Date: 27 Nov 03 - 02:37 PM

Possibly


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 27 Nov 03 - 02:38 PM

This thread is putting years on me.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Raggytash
Date: 27 Nov 03 - 02:38 PM

quietly does it


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Raggytash
Date: 27 Nov 03 - 02:39 PM

Cuese this team driven item


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Raggytash
Date: 27 Nov 03 - 02:41 PM

Sneaky Ossenflags, I take it my steam drive is of the Stephenson variety and not that of his rivals


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 27 Nov 03 - 02:43 PM

Did you know that steam is the best thing for cleaning suede?


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Raggytash
Date: 27 Nov 03 - 02:49 PM

By Jove ...........I'll go to Kwik Save straight away and purchase some from their hardware counter


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 27 Nov 03 - 03:08 PM

And now ..............................

http://www.lunaticlounge.com/stupidhumannoises/index.html


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 27 Nov 03 - 03:09 PM

Or maybe.................................


this


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Raggytash
Date: 27 Nov 03 - 03:12 PM

Damn ..........if I hadn't put that last thread on I would have been able to get the last two buckets of superheated steam at a knock down price but apparently the local sauna owner (Cuddly Cassie) beat me to them


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: GUEST,The Reverend Seaton Ross
Date: 27 Nov 03 - 06:15 PM

Sir William, a thousand pardons! My wayward brother Melton has artfully avoided his medication, and sadly also his probation officer, and absconded with an expensive electronic tag to resurface in our childhood home of Lincolnshire. It is also my sad duty to inform you that his medical credentials were in fact purchased rather than studied for, and that you should urgently seek genuine medical assistance for your friend, the good Mr Curtis.

Melton was such a happy boy, and I'm at a loss to know where he went wrong. Quite how he fell from a promising undergraduate to a loathsome pornographer is a mystery and an abiding embarrassment to the family Ross. Our poor late father was hastened to the grave by the discovery that Melton's film about the tobacco industry was in fact a rather more sinister celebration of 'snuff'. It was a relief to have him safely back in the bosom of the family, albeit at a conveniently local high security home for distressed gentlefolk.

Anyway, to focus on happier things, you seem to enjoy a jolly pastoral community here. I've had a bit of a look round, and found at least one chap championing the true path. I can understand you seeking help for Mr Curtis, as the poor chap does seem eggy, but being trained to see both sides, I can also see the rather obvious cause of his irritation. I counsel that perhaps if the brethren here were a little less excited about round numbers and a little more accepting that non-Hullensians are laughing with them, then these local threads for local people would be a little corner of heaven.

Peace be with you


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: GUEST,Pipe Sargeant Conan Wester-Ross
Date: 27 Nov 03 - 06:34 PM

Good evening to the community of Mudcat.

I was alerted to your wee problem by my cousin Seaton Ross in his search for the origins of the tune 'Bootyman's Umbrella'. It seems he wants to put something back into this place to make up for the misdeeds of that bastard brother of his.

I can't tell you that I know it as a tune, but we do enjoy it as a parlour game here in the Western Isles. Many generations ago, the Reverend Tertius Bootyman was vicar to the parish of Bute (and both names are corruptions of the word Buty) and legend has it that the vicar was a tartar for doctrine. Anyone heard to blaspheme in his earshot could expect a sharp jab in the ribs fromm his doughty umbrella. The game evolved along the lines that one player is Bootyman, and all the others take it in turn to invent double-entendres, until someone forgets the double bit, and gets a sharp clip udside the chops with the aforesaid furled umbrella. I have to tell ye that it is hilarious fun.

I'm sad I can't help with your search for the tune, but I feel sure that it is an equally ancient lament from these shores, and it warms my heart to know that it is a pipe tune. Good luck in your search.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: GUEST,Albert Ross
Date: 27 Nov 03 - 06:35 PM

Albatross...........Albatross.................Albatross...............


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: GUEST,Sttaw Legend
Date: 28 Nov 03 - 04:11 AM

HPB
I can definitely feel a song beginning to develop, the story line will mature into wonderful lyrics to be performed to the nation. May-be a Christmas number one.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: GUEST,Sttaw Legend
Date: 28 Nov 03 - 05:40 AM

HPB
Copyright may be an issue but we owe it to the locals.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: GUEST,Deanie Bhouy
Date: 28 Nov 03 - 05:43 AM

And here's today's little distraction....


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: sweetfire
Date: 28 Nov 03 - 06:20 AM

OMG!!!


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 28 Nov 03 - 06:28 AM

Glad you enjoyed that sweetie-pie


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: sweetfire
Date: 28 Nov 03 - 06:31 AM

yeah it was rather er, amusing!


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: KJ
Date: 28 Nov 03 - 11:55 AM

'The Sun' is a very useful paper, it can be used to line guinea pig cages to absorb the inordinate amounts of urine they produce,put in compost bins when the compost is too wet, to wipe one's arse when there is a lack of loo paper,to catch baby sick,etc,etc. It is not,in my opinion, a good source of reference for social/cultural/economic and military issues. Can't we send it's reporters & editors out to Iraq where hopefully they might expire!


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 28 Nov 03 - 12:02 PM

Up strides the trusty ossonflags to lend a little dignity to the debate



with this


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: KJ
Date: 28 Nov 03 - 01:23 PM

I love projectile vomiting,babies have an extremely good aim.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 29 Nov 03 - 07:38 AM

Karen ,in my youth when I was an apprentice alcholic, I was pretty good at projecting the owld pavement pizza when appropriate.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Raggytash
Date: 29 Nov 03 - 08:13 AM

Fascinating, Thank you for sharing that wonderful memory with us


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 29 Nov 03 - 08:36 AM

Always glad to obleege, raggy old chap.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Noreen
Date: 29 Nov 03 - 08:42 AM

Looks like it falls to me to raise the tone of this thread.

fluffy little bunnies

...they perform familiar bedtime rituals ... and hopping in and out of bed with flimsy excuses...


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 30 Nov 03 - 02:13 AM

Thank you Noreen for sharing that with us.


Another little snippet on tone raising from a world leader

here


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: GUEST
Date: 30 Nov 03 - 03:08 PM

feresh


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: GUEST,Thornton Curtis
Date: 30 Nov 03 - 04:39 PM

What a week. I can take with me to Greece the fact that El Ted has stopped his multiple monosyllabic assaults on the forum and has received from me and apparently the moderators of the site sufficient warnings to alter his pattern of posting.

I imagine that his enthusiasm for contributing to the site has diminished and that he may well regret his whole introduction to the ease at which one can post here - but I'd advise him to persevere. Ted might eventually feel confident enough to make a contribution here. When he does, I'm sure I will start to read his posts and enjoy what he writes.

The El Ted threads has also lead me to identify various forms of posting and I wondered if you would allow me to illustrate them. They are:

Droppings

These are the utterances of El Ted and his associates to a tee. Droppings are monosyllabic posts that are of absolutely no use to anyone, except perhaps to a small collection of fellow droppers – normally known or related to the dropper. A dropper's posts are small nuggets of nothing, scented by the foul musky stench from illiteracy glands, normally followed by exclamation marks and characterised by a lamentably poor grasp of the English language. Droppers are hard-of-thinking and need little encouragement. They also are result –oriented and invent quantitative targets. Droppings, if produced in sufficient numbers result in complaints.

Dung

Purveyors of dung produce beautifully written, extensive posts that achieve nothing. Dung is of no interest to the majority of readers of the threads but exists merely to attest to the erudition of the poster.

Contributors of dung are as relevant to the site as purveyors of droppings. Whilst I appreciate the syntax in the dung-postings of my peers, I ask you all to stop.

Anyway, today, I have finally sold the wool shop in ….. I was going to write the name of the town then but remembered the fatwa issued by El Ted for the insult to him and his daughter – remind me Ted, what was that again? Or was it a Doppelcurtis from your circle of now embarrassed and silenced Mudcatters?

From Tuesday, I will be over-wintering in mainland Greece with the lovely Natasha. Have a great winter.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: smallpiper
Date: 30 Nov 03 - 07:36 PM

Dear Mr Curtis

I am appauled at what you have just written (and I don't give a fig for spelling or grammar I exercise my right to choose how I speak or write, it is my choice and you are in no possition to dictate anything to me). Where was I? oh yes whilst I agree that some of the El Ted threads were meaningless to the majority of Catters, to a limited few they gave great amusement. El Ted is a very fine musician and an upstanding member of the community. The fact that he upset you in his threads is not his or anyone elses responsibility but your own. You chose to read and contribute to the threads, as indeed you have this one, therefore the responsibility is entirely yours.

I hope that you enjoy your winter in Greece with the lovely Natasha and please remember that whilst in Greece you should take lots of photographs of military aircraft. Enjoy
John


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 30 Nov 03 - 08:17 PM

i agree wiyh john the piper,
Tjhornton Curtains-you are a big load of shit, and your just trying to make trubble, el ted is a proper musician, and i bet you are a crap musiciam, [nobody around here never herad of you!, so you must be crap], ps youd better watch it, if ted finds out who you are, he will sort you out.
another ps=just get lost, everybody is fed up off you moaning about spelling and grandmas etc.john


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 01 Dec 03 - 03:42 AM

Trumpton, you are a coward.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: sweetfire
Date: 01 Dec 03 - 04:20 AM

That is it you bastard, you've gone way too far this time.

You are indeed a coward, if your so big and flippin hard why dont you show your self?

oops, sorry it's dec now isn't it.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 01 Dec 03 - 06:19 AM

Steady on, boys and girls. And before anybody ELSE asks me, no I have no idea who he/she is.

This thread is now officially closed.


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Subject: RE: Punch The Horse - November fred
From: Raggytash
Date: 01 Dec 03 - 07:19 AM

Fred is dead


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